>>5737530
>small diner
The quintessential startup restaurant, but you ain’t going to have much money left over
Lets go all in

>>5737530
>Food truck

>>5737530
>Food truck
Small diner and dive bar sound interesting too.

>>5737530
>Pastry shop
The quintessential under dog, honest and humiliated protagonist's choice.

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>>5737530
>food truck
You guys thinking what I am thinking?

>>5737530
Food truck, the greatest heroes have the most humble of beginnings

>>5737530
>food truck
>but you aren’t going to be using it as a foundation
Screw you world I'll do what I want.

>>5737530
We here at Fazbear entertainment love to support local small startup business. As after all we ourselves did begin as a simple diner!

> small diner

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>>5737552
>>5737576
>>5737667
>>5737719

Ah yes, the food truck! Small and cheap back mobile, you decided it would be a great way to hone your skills and drum up cash. You bought the truck second hand with enough spare cash leftover for your wealth level to start at MODERATE. At your truck, you decided to sell

>Mexican food
A classic, if a little pricey for ingredients

>Burgers and hotdogs
Easy to prepare, delicious to eat, cheap to make. Just make sure to keep the meat fresh!

>Ice cream and funnel cakes
Niche, but you are guaranteed customers if you know where to set up

>Pizza
You’re pretty sure nobodies ever head of a pizza food truck, so it would be a good selling point

>>5737768
>Ice cream and funnel cakes
Set this up near the beach; become the [ICE CREAM MAN]

>>5737768
>Pizza
(Out of character a second I actually have been to pizza foodtrucks before. They're generally pretty great.)

>>5737768
>Ice cream and funnel cakes
Hopefully we could maybe do pancakes and poffertjes aswell.

>>5737768
>Pizza
I just imagine half the truck is a giant brick oven imported from italy

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>>5737768
>Pizza
Sounds awesome and Delicious.

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>>5737768
>Pizza
True trashy Italian experience.

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>>5737788
we better get a italian mustache after this vote QM

>>5737768
>PIZZA

>>5737768
>Pizza
The third pizza quest

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>>5737773
>>5737777
>>5737782
>>5737788
>>5737791
>>5737795
>>5737849

Of course! Pizza! You knew you had this fake mustache lying around for a reason! You probably aren’t going to bake the best pizzas out of a truck, but why let something like logic stop your culinary career. However, we are going to need something to stand out. Pizza is good and all, but so is branding. What should our trucks name and theming be?

>>5737926
>theme
Italian/Brooklyn styled.
>name
Paisano Pizza!

>>5737926
Theme: drugs
Name: DEA Van #05

>>5737975
I like this
mine
theme: corporative
dress sharp lose the hat
name: white gloves pizza

>>5737926
>Name
Speedy Pizza
>Theme
Ferrari

>>5737936
>>5738004
Either of these works for me.

>>5738004
v nice

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>>5737975
Support but why be dea when you can be

>>5737936
>>5738004
Either of these two

>>5738004
Speedy Pizza gotta go fast

How about Speedy Paisano Pizza?

>>5738542
Fine by me.

>>5738542
Works for me.

>>5738542
Eh I’ll take it

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>>5738542
Wait a second....
Support.

>>5738593
I though it was called Pibbariza

>>5738004
Supporting but switching to an italian racing theme in general rather than a specific brand. We could even tune the truck and race it as a publicity stunt.

>>5738542
No

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>>5738542
You decide to combine your two best ideas you came up on the spot and trick out your entire food truck to become some manner of Ferrari-Food truck abomination. Ever since you found this necklace at the local goodwill you guarantee your ideas have been getting better and better. Now that we’ve got the type of restaurant, the name, and the theming down, the last thing you need before you can start is the most important. The ever encompassing vaguely Italian foodstuff, the pizza. Unfortunately for you, you weren’t able to fit a genuine brick oven into this thing, and you are beginning to regret blowing your money on converting a Ferrari into a food truck, so you are going to have to just flip microwaved pizzas from the store and put toppings on them to hope nobody notices. You can probably get away with 3 or 4 separate pizzas on the menu, but you are going to need to think about what kind of pizzas should be on it.

So, what kind of pizzas should you put on this menu?

>>5739224
>cheese, pepperoni, sausage, the works(everything)

>>5739224
I have no food suggestions but could we call each of the pizzas some vaguely Italian name rather than just “pepperoni”

>>5739254
How about pepperonitini.

>>5739224
>anchovy, mushroom, pepperoni, sausage, spinach
>custom 'choose your own toppings' pizzas
>but have classics as choices (pepperoni, cheese only, Hawaiian, etc)

>>5739224
Secret pizza called Saetta McQueen with laxative and chili

>>5739254
you can call it Peppe Roni that's short for Giuseppe Roni

>>5739408
+1

>>5739224
Since we're branding us as a racing pizza foodtruck, how about a pizza which is served with a racing toy car in the middle. Like our own version of the happy meal toy.

>>5740063
How about a pizza STUFFED INSIDE a RC car driving around and if you catch it you eat it for free?
>Speedy Paisano Pizza
>Pizzas for speedy paisanos only

>>5740137
Support, but there is a small fee to attempt it, so we can still make money off it.

>>5739224
Op did u flake

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You set up a small menu with various pizzas, as well as a secret pizza as a challenge pizza. This should get the attention of people who are looking for a good gimmick. Your pizzas are the PEPPERONITINI, a pizza with everything you could buy dumped on it, the PEPE RONI, a pizza with various toppings with think will probably work well together, a standard PEPPERONI pizza, and finally a CUSTOM pizza with various types to mix and match from. Hopefully the variety of toppings will help disguise your ruse. You also have the SAETTA MCQUEEN, a secret pizza, and the SPEEDY PAISANO CHALLENGE you made by putting a cardboard square on an electric skateboard you had lying around. Hopefully you’ll be able to make a few extra bucks off of this.

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DAY 1


Now that you have everything set up, you can finally start your empire. But first, where should you go? This is a food truck after all.

>>5741011
Mars

>>5741011
Go to the campus of a university, students seem like a good first shot.

>>5741010
>>5741058 +1
Maybe offer a few free games of the speedy paisano challenge for the first the customers to draw people in

>>5741010
>>5741058
+1, those students are starving for pizza or chinese take out-

>>5741058
+1

>>5741010
>all pizzas are variations on Pepperoni
Lmao
>Speedy paisano challenge
I love it

>>5741063
>offer a few free games of the speedy paisano challenge
I support this and I also want us to go to a uni campus

>>5741011
We should go to a car show to go with the theme

>>5741538
True we have a Ferrari desu

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As yes of course! Who eats pizza more than New Yorkers? College students! Luckly, the nearby college just opened their doors after a generous grant from ignometics, so there should be a large influx of students who are hungry for some pizzas!

Ah, your first customer! The first step on your long road to greatness! Why hello there, What can I get for you?

“Yes, I would like… uh… I guess two slices of pepperoni and a small drink please.”

Why yes I’ll get that for you in just a moment.

Alright, now to see if you can pass off this microwaveable pizza from the frozen food isle as your own.

>roll 1d12 to see if you can pull this off

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>>5742071
(Shit forgot the image)

Rolled 8 (1d12)

>>5742071
is there something glowing in her shirt?

Rolled 5 (1d12)

>>5742071
Rolling.

>>5742104
Now that you mention it there does seem to be something.

Rolled 8 (1d12)

>>5742071
Rolling aswell, are we doing best of three?
>>5742104
You're right, maybe a necklace?

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>>5742104
>>5742180
An 8! You manage to microwave a frozen pizza. Frankly this feat is the height of your illustrious culinary career. You also manage to add some spices and pepperoni of your own to make it appear more freshly baked. The student won’t be the wiser. You give her the pizza slices in a box as well as a small drink.

“Hm. Pretty good pizza. Keep this up and you might get somewhere. Here you go.”

The girl hands over the payment. You graciously accept and ask about the strange glowing necklace.

“Oh this? Yeah, ancient artifact passed down by my family for genah I’m fucking with you. It’s a thing for class. Apparently we are going to start to be taught magic thanks to the ignometics sponsorship. If you had told me magic was thing a year ago I would have told you “get out of my room” and “I don’t know who you are” and “I’m calling the police”. But after what happened last summer, I’m honestly willing to give it a shot.”

Huh.

>>5742540
>But after what happened last summer
Do we know what happened last summer?

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[Animooted]
>>5742547
You weren’t here last summer. You only set up shop like a few days ago. In fact you got this truck because you were broke! But come to think of it, you remember there being a controversy surrounding the company PARAPLY in this town, but only bits and pieces. You are snapped out of your pondering by another customer.

“Hey, uh, you serve pizza here right?”

>>5742941
You betcha what can I do you for

>>5742941
"Yes, the finest pizzas all around! Want to have a try at the SPEEDY PAISANO CHALLENGE? The first attempt is on the house."

Love the animation QM, aswell as the lore you're slowly feeding and story you're leading us into.

>>5742941
>>5743091
The SPEEDY PAISANO CHALLENGE sounds like fun. Does our customer have what it takes?
Also based animation QM.

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You betcha! What can I do you for?

“Well, I would like a pep-“

Wait, hold that thought, what if… you could… Have the pizza… for free?

“…you have my attention.”

WELL friend, why don’t you try the SPEEDY PISANO CHALLENGE (patent pending) where YOU can win a WHOLE PIZZA if you manage to catch it while I drive it around on this remote controlled skateboard? Are you Speedy or Pisano enough to catch it?

“That sounds like the most retarded thing I have ever heard. YOU’RE ON!”

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THE SPEEDY PISANO CHALLENGE is your first real challenge! You may bake the pie, but how adept are you at driving it? This will be a challenging of three parts, each one becoming less or more challenging based on the outcome of the previous part.

It will function of rolls of a d12. The first one will be best of three, and the next one will be tweaked in accordance to the outcome of the previous one. May that mean smaller best ofs, higher DCs, or vice versa is up to the dice.

Now, Roll a d12

Rolled 3 (1d12)

>>5744530
This is the moment we've been waiting for, this will make us famous.

Rolled 9 (1d12)

>>5744530

Rolled 8 (1d12)

>>5744530
part of me thinks we should just throw this first one so he gets excited about the free pizza and tells his friends

Rolled 7 (1d12)

>>5744530

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>>5744555
>9

Hell yeah! You manage to roll a nine a perform a pretty good PIZZATECH: PEPPEROLLIE with your AUTOMATED SKATEBORDI. Your antics behind to draw a crowd of curious bystanders wondering why the hell a naked bald man is running around trying to catch a pizza on a skateboard doing SICK FLIPS. However if you are going to really impress people, you are gonna need a bit more
Roll another d12, best of three again

Rolled 7 (1d12)

>>5744664

>>5744664
LMAOO

roll

Rolled 3 (1d12)

>>5744739
Forgot to roll because of the amusement

Rolled 2 (1d12)

>>5744664

>>5744679
Hoping this is high enough for some EXTRA SICK FLIPS to impress that audience.

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>>5744679
>7
unfortunately while a 7 was only able to grant you the SLIGHTLY LESS COVETED BUT STILL IMPRESSIVE HALF-FLIP X1/2 COMBO, you still manage to draw more of a crowd. You can tell because they are in the frame now! See? In the foreground! Right there! There’s at least like, what, 4 people there? Anyways you need one last roll to BRING IT HOME!
Best of 2, good luck.

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Rolled 8 (1d12)

>>5747327
BRING IT HOME BABY DON'T FAIL ME NOW

Rolled 8 (1d12)

>>5747327

Rolled 3 (1d12)

>>5747327

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>>5747342
You successfully finish the SICK FLIP and manage to outpace to guy, who falls flat on his face

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>>5750917

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>>5750918
Pretty soon you are swarming with customers! Most of them are egging on people to try it, and others want a pizza, intrigued by your offbeat food truck style and carnival-like advertising techniques. You sell your pizzas and most people like it! Over the course of the day, you manage to gain a WEALTH LEVEL. You successfully graduate from PISS POOR to MINIMUM WAGE SALARY! However, you can choose whether you want to stay for a little while or retire for the day.

>>5750924
>Retire for the day
Too much exposure kills the gimmick, we want our audience to not get tired of it (yet).

Great imagery btw QM!

>>5750924
>Retire for the day, it is clear that novelty is our strongest point

>>5750924
>Retire
Lets see if we can make our pizzas even better :D

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You decide to retire for the day.
DAY 1 COMPLETE

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DAY 2

Your first day was by all accounts, pretty good! You got your name out there in a sense by selling some pizzas at a college campus and wowed the students with some SICK FLIPS. You may still only be a NOVICE PEPPERONERIE, you think you have this in the bag. Now, you have a few options. You can check online to see if there is anything for sale, or you can go out for another run to raise some more cash, or you could do something else entirely.
So, what will it be?

>>5755012
>Check online to see if we can buy ads for our pizza truck
And while we're online anyway:
>Do a bit of research into the paraply controversy

>>5755012
>>5755299 +1

>>5755012
SURF THE WEB

>>5755012
>Go online

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You decide to SURF THE WEB before taking your next shift. You decide that looking for ad space online would be a good idea. Luckily, there is space to advertise and you still have photoshop from 2009 to make adds with. However the ads will cost 1 out of your 4 ARBITRARY WEALTH UNITS

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Curious, you also decide to look up what happened regard the PARAPLY CONTROVERSY. You come across a news article talking about how, one day, the CEO of paraply declared that he was going to take over the world and hijacked all news outlets. He then unleashed an undead hoard on the city along with a private military of men in black before eventually being assasinated.
The fuck are you reading?

>>5759046
>Spend 1 arbitrary wealth unit to advertise
Be sure to look up posted videos from yesterday's challenge, use fragments of it in our advertisements.
>>5759048
Seems like some serious negative PR for the company, their stocks must be at an all-time low right now...
>Spend 2 arbitrary wealth units to buy shares of Paraply
Time to profit of it. I'm sure they will recover, and we will make bank from it.

>>5759046
>Spend 1 ARBITRARY WEALTH UNIT to advertise.

>>5759048
Damn that's nuts.

>>5759046
>Spend 1 arbitrary wealth unit to advertise

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Aw hell yeah. This has to be just the best fucking thing anyone’s ever made. The time and effort spent on this was paramount to none. As for stock investments, you are pretty sure PARAPLY went bankrupt after the death of their CEO, Rastin Banks.
Now, you just need to find out where to advertise…
>YouTube
>Local Access
>Sketchy News Site
>Cheeseburger Network
>Write in

>>5762733
>Write in
>Those online ads that are everywhere
>Make sure they have gifs

>>5762733
>Sketchy News Site
>F1 & Racing Fansites

>>5762733
>university website
>sports fan websites
We gotta target our demographic

>>5762733
>Local Access

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Ah, there you go. You scrap to gather some money to raise awareness of your racing-themed business venture using some ads. They all link back to your expertly crafted geocities page. You’re sure you’ll get orders rolling in soon!
Now, should we stay online to SHOP or pick our NEXT LOCATION?

>>5767914
Let's pick our next place.

>>5767914
>Pick next location
How about we go to some karting/racing track to try to sell our pizzas there?

>>5767914
>Diesel cras
Interesting articles here...
>Pick next location!
I like >>5768190's idea. Everyone knows racers LOVE pizza

>>5767914
>>5768190 +1

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Then it’s settled. You will head to the race track. And although the day seemed short, you got a grasp on how to do your job and started to make a profit. Whatever the racetrack holds for you, you are sure to grow your new business and take another step closer to becoming

A RESTAURANTE EXTRAORDINARE