>>5825145
> Dangerous. A quick flex of your murky gray body hardens an extension of your body into a sharp spike.

>>5825145
>Dangerous. A quick flex of your murky gray body hardens an extension of your body into a sharp spike.
Let's get dangerous!

>>5825145
> Sneaky. A bit of focus and your shape and color shifts to your will.

> Sneaky. A bit of focus and your shape and color shifts to your will.

>>5825145
> Sneaky. A bit of focus and your shape and color shifts to your will.

>>5825145
> Dangerous. A quick flex of your murky gray body hardens an extension of your body into a sharp spike.
Slime fighter

>>5825145
> Sneaky. A bit of focus and your shape and color shifts to your will.

>>5825145
>Dangerous. A quick flex of your murky gray body hardens an extension of your body into a sharp spike.

>>5825145
> Dangerous. A quick flex of your murky gray body hardens an extension of your body into a sharp spike.

>>5825145
>Sneaky. A bit of focus and your shape and color shifts to your will.

>>5825145
>Sneaky. A bit of focus and your shape and color shifts to your will.

>>5825145
>Dangerous. A quick flex of your murky gray body hardens an extension of your body into a sharp spike.

>>5825145
>Sneaky. A bit of focus and your shape and color shifts to your will.
Let's have a way to keep a low profile while getting a feel for our surroundings. It's best we understand what's going on before we make any decisive moves.

>>5825145
>Dangerous. A quick flex of your murky gray body hardens an extension of your body into a sharp spike.

>>5825145

> Sneaky. A bit of focus and your shape and color shifts to your will.

All the better to escape Wizard NYC.

Well done, QM - i was hoping that you’d go ahead after your posts in /qtg/. Based on the votes here, looks like you may have a hit on your hands.

>>5825145
>Dangerous. A quick flex of your murky gray body hardens an extension of your body into a sharp spike.
Can we please have one quest where we're not a conflict-evading sneak? Just the one, please. Combat slime sounds way better of a premise over crawling through sewer pipes.

>>5825438
That’s exactly why I picked dangerous
Stealthfags are the worst
Sometimes the optimal route is to just blitz the enemy with overwhelming offense instead of being a stealthsuit wearing shitman

>>5825145
> Dangerous. A quick flex of your murky gray body hardens an extension of your body into a sharp spike.

>>5825438

Hmm you’ve convinced me to switch to chadslime.

I’m changing my old vote

>>5825310

To

>Dangerous

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Dangerous
>>5825153
>>5825157
>>5825175
>>5825194
>>5825197
>>5825285
>>5825309
>>5825438
>>5825466
>>5825483
Sneaky
>>5825165
>>5825167
>>5825169
>>5825177
>>5825243
>>5825260
>>5825298


Dangerous times ahead.

You spend a few minutes testing your new ability, bouncing and jabbing, leaving holes in the walls. Then curiosity takes you and you bounce up to the table, then again to a shelf. A ventilation grate sits there, openings too small for you. Cool air rushes over your body, carrying smells. Humans, and a lot of them. Food smells too, and...small critters. Prey. A few jabs of your spike into the vent to widen a hole and you're in the vents, wiggling along, stopping at each vent opening to peer through.

Cubicles. Offices. A break room? A human stands and talks to a...horned lizard man? Clafk? Words swim into your head hazily. The Clafk sits and wrinkles the narrow slits of his node, tugging on his dress shirt, almost amusingly at contrast with the thick horns that wrap his head and arms.

"Smell is still there. Getting worse. Is there a dead animal in another office?"

"Ugh, I can smell it too."

"Hah, if you can smell it there must be a whole bison rotting somewhere."

"Hey, your sense of smell isn't that much better!"

You wiggle on. A cafeteria, with a human and a pale furred creature in a black robe. The pale creature...a Lurker? It waves a long paw in a lazy circle

"One does not understand the obsession with alcohol. It is a poison to your kind, yes?"

"You really can't get drunk? At all?" The human replies, sipping a soda.

"Our metabolism is quite efficient."

"You're missing out. I know the garden crew keeps a bottle of honest to god moonshine in their shed. I bet that would do it."

You keep moving. You come to a vent grate through which sunlight shines, or at least whatever filters into a grimy back alley. A dumpster sits against a wall, a swarm of ants making steady trips through a hole in it. A furry creature...a raccoon? Sits atop the dumpster. The sound of cars and screeching birds fills the air.

What to do...

> Hop out into the alleyway.
> Snoop into the cafeteria.
> Sneak about the office.
> Look for another exit from the...lab? It was a lab wasn’t it?

>>5825580
We need to know our place in the food chain
>Attack the furry critter

>>5825580
>Sneak about the office.
File their paperwork incorrectly and send false tax returns to the government as punishment for enslaving us in the bottle.

>>5825580
> Sneak about the office.

>>5825587

Supporting, our bloody campaign of revenge begins TODAY

Tallying....


Violence
>>5825587
>>5825667
Sneakiness
>>5825599
>>5825602

A tie? A tie! What's a slime to do?

>>5825580
>Attack the furry critter

>>5825580
> Sneak about the office.

>>5825580
> Look for another exit from the...lab? It was a lab wasn’t it?

>>5825580
>Attack the furry critter

>>5825710
>>5825714
>>5825732
>>5825781

On this day, we choose violence. Also, what the hell spectrum, my ID hasn't changed in months and you choose today to do it?

>>5825800
Did your internet or light go out? Mine sometimes changes when that happens

>>5825800
maybe get a trip to QM

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>>5825800
Your spike makes quick work of the vent cover, though the noise draws the attention of the raccoon. The feral creature bristles, tail raising into the air. You size it up for a moment, then your gelatinous brain decides the rodent is closer to prey than predator. You make a dramatic leap, spike out for the kill!

You fall several feet short of the dumpster.

The racoons chatters madly and pounces onto you, claws and teeth flailing wildly! It's a fight for your life!

> Roll 1d100+5 BO3 to put this manic marsupial down! +5 for your spike!

>>5825801
Yeah, we had an outtage just as I was going to tally the votes. Bastards.

Rolled 5 + 5 (1d100 + 5)

>>5825811

>>5825814
My rolls suck today.

>>5825811

Rolled 83 + 5 (1d100 + 5)

>>5825811

Rolled 68 + 5 (1d100 + 5)

>>5825815
it's okay, at least you rolled

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The raccoon lunges, only for your spike to intercept and gouge its paw. The beast keeps swinging and snapping its jaws and you deftly wiggle and squirm backwards, flattening and reshaping your body to avoid each strike until then raccoon's madness runs low and the strikes slow down. You hurl your body forward and knock the creature down, then drive your spike into its chest!

With a heave of its legs the racoon hurls you off and staggers the opposite direction, fleeing for its life toward the busy sidewalk and street at the end of the alleyway. A human gawker is already staring at your glorious display of combat skill, or possibly just two urban pests dueling. Yes, yes, take out your phone and take a photo of your supreme skill, it's alright.

“Pest control? Yeah, there's a feral slime here at...uh...the alley between third and fourth street. I think it just killed a raccoon.”

Hmm.

> Finish your rival off and devour him!
> Make a run for it down the sewers!
> Bust through a dusty window into the basement!
> Bounce through the streets like a madman!

>>5825839
> Make a run for it down the sewers!

>>5825839
> Finish your rival off and devour him!

>>5825839
>Bounce through the streets like a madman!
Woop woop woop woop! Time to cause property damage.

>>5825839
>> Finish your rival off and devour him!
would be a waste of ressources

>>5825839
>Finish your rival off and devour him!

>>5825839
>Finish your rival off and devour him!

>>5825839
> Make a run for it down the sewers!

>>5825839

>Finish your rival off and devour him!

Kill and consume!

>>5825839
>>Basement

>>5825839
>Finish your rival off and devour him!

>>5825839
> Finish your rival off and devour him!

CONSUME
>>5825858
>>5825863
>>5825865
>>5825870
>>5825922
>>5825996
>>5826022
FLEE
>>5825846
>>5825901
>>5825972
MAYHEM
>>5825901

>>5825839
Jiggle alluringly.

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It's your food and no one else can have it! You pounce, driving the rodent to the ground. A spike to the neck snuffs the life of the creature out and it only takes another moment longer to inhale the entire creature into your body where strong acid sets to work dissolving it. You waddle to the side of the alleyway and relax with a heave, watching the horrified human with amusement.

“Oh god, it just ate the raccoon, I can see the skin peeling off-urghh how close are you?”

Meat and organs separate from bone and fur in your gut. You're about to hack out the hard to digest bits when it occurs to you that maybe they could be useful?

> Grow some fancy fur and a tail!
> It's always a good time for bone claws!
> Hey who's that guy with the net-oh shit!

>>5826067
>Hey who's that guy with the net-oh shit!

>>5826067
>Hey who's that guy with the net-oh shit!

>>5826067
> Hey who's that guy with the net-oh shit!

>>5826067
>> Grow some fancy fur and a tail!
now it's time to become cute and show that we can communicate with humans

>>5826067
>It's always a good time for bone claws!
Excellent powers for establishing dominance over other trash pandas.

>>5826067
> Hey who's that guy with the net-oh shit!

>>5826067
>Hey who's that guy with the net-oh shit!

>>5826067
>Grow some fancy fur and a tail!

>>5826067
> It's always a good time for bone claws!
The lesser races shall weep as we continue to consume trash pandas and sky rats with increasingly terrifying efficiency.

>>5826067
>Hey who's that guy with the net- oh shit!
Getting caught is bad.

>>5826067
>> Hey who's that guy with the net-oh shit!

>>5826067

>Hey who's that guy with the net-oh shit!

Get prepared to eat the net and escape?

>>5826067
>Hey who's that guy with the net-oh shit!

>>5826067
>> Hey who's that guy with the net-oh shit!

Oh shit!
>>5826069
>>5826075
>>5826085
>>5826094
>>5826106
>>5826128
>>5826151
>>5826259
>>5826368
>>5826427
But the powerups!
>>5826086
>>5826087
>>5826110
>>5826115

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>>5826466
You're halfway through your debate between fur and claws when you see the new human creeping toward you, a weighted net in hand. Oh shit! The panic surges, hits your gut, and a ball of acid, bone and fur launches out of you, catches the net mid throw, and sends it slamming back into the human. Hah! Suck it human!

The angry snaps of arcing electricity fill the air as the human stands up and snarls, a long black baton extending in his hand.

“Alright you piece of shit, the hard way is fine too.”

> You've got this! Fuck him up! You do not have this
> Into the sewers!
> Into the basement!
> Just run like hell!

>>5826499
>Into the sewers!

>>5826499
>Just run like hell!

>>5826499
>Into the sewers!

>>5826499
>Into the sewers!

>>5826512
you are slime, the sewers are not suitable for your bodily condition, cold hardens slime. nothing left but sticky substance and before you know it clumps. lost clumps in the sewer on its way to somewhere far

ends up in hell
somewhere south of there but somehow close to a nearby rest stop, the drain empties into a large catch basin that then leads into a smaller basin which then leads to a mall fountain where little children throw coins and make wishes. before they know the slime overtakes eyes, mouth and genitals...

>>5826499
> You've got this! Fuck him up!
Can't even devour a raccoon in peace. Fucking pigs.

>>5826499
>Into the sewers!

>>5826524
Nice headcanon

>>5826499
>RUn like hell!
Another adventure!

>>5826499
> Into the sewers!

>>5826499

>Into the sewers!

Let’s charge valiantly away from danger here

>>5826499
> Into the sewers!

>>5826524
Stop, stop, you've already sold me!

>>5826499
> Into the basement!

Sewer Escape!
>>5826501
>>5826504
>>5826512
>>5826563
>>5826856
>>5826871
>>5826912
Violence!
>>5826533
Run! Just run!
>>5826844
Basement Adventures!
>>5826959

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>>5828088
You don't like the looks of that snapping baton, even if part of you wants to eat it and see what happens. You bounce away from the human menace and see the welcome sight of a sewer entrance big enough for your body to squirm through (barely) but way too small for the cursing human. You squirm down a narrow passage then the electric baton is shoved directly into you.

CRACK-SNAP-SNAP-SNAP-CRACK

“Sewers should take care of the rest.”

All is darkness for a time. There is rushing water, scurrying movements, the squeak of a small creature becoming a meal. You awake in considerable pain, but you do awake which is better than you'd hoped. Your internals adjust, shedding hunks of hardened and dead slime, leaving you considerably reduced in size, but something feels strange.

> Little electric sparks keep jumping off of you! By holding them in for a minute you can let them out in a large burst!
> Little bits of metal keep rolling toward you. With some focus you can reverse the effect, or even lift small metal objects into the air!

>>5828091

>Little electric sparks keep jumping off of you! By holding them in for a minute you can let them out in a large burst!

This seems fun

>>5828091
> Little electric sparks keep jumping off of you! By holding them in for a minute you can let them out in a large burst!

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>>5828091
>Little electric sparks keep jumping off of you! By holding them in for a minute you can let them out in a large burst!

>>5828091
> Little electric sparks keep jumping off of you! By holding them in for a minute you can let them out in a large burst!

>>5828091
> Little bits of metal keep rolling toward you. With some focus you can reverse the effect, or even lift small metal objects into the air!

>>5828091
>Little electric sparks keep jumping off of you! By holding them in for a minute you can let them out in a large burst!

>>5828091
> Little electric sparks keep jumping off of you! By holding them in for a minute you can let them out in a large burst!

>>5828091
>> Little bits of metal keep rolling toward you. With some focus you can reverse the effect, or even lift small metal objects into the air!

Shocking!
>>5828092
>>5828095
>>5828096
>>5828098
>>5828123
>>5828178
Some kind of attraction
>>5828105

>>5828091
>Little electric sparks keep jumping off of you! By holding them in for a minute you can let them out in a large burst!

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>>5828190
You take a deep breath. The sparks stop, building up inside. You get distracted by wondering if you actually breathe at all. A mangy rat snarls and lunges at you. The electricity surges out of you in a single SNAP-CRACK and the rat is left stunned on the ground, legs twitching. You slurp it down and start waddling through your new home.

It definitely looks like the classic sewer setup, large man sized tunnels with filthy water in the center and walkways along the edges, smaller sub passages leading off here and there. A pair of baleful eyes regard you from the water for a moment before a bulky mass of scales a dozen times your size swims away.

You are a spiky electric slime! You currently weigh .75kg and have a max size of 1.5kg! You suddenly have stats! What do you do?

> Ambush a sewer creature!
> Explore the sewers for points of interest!
> Head back to the surface!

>>5828212
>Ambush a sewer creature!
We must grow bigger so we can fight the net-humans in the future.

>>5828212

> Ambush a sewer creature!

We must acquire mass

>>5828212
> Ambush a sewer creature!

>>5828212
> Explore the sewers for points of interest!

>>5828212
> Ambush a sewer creature!
Build up a charge and hit the creature!
Worst case, we hit the water and shock it anyway.

>>5828212
>Ambush a sewer creature!

>>5828212
> Ambush a sewer creature!

>>5828212
>> Ambush a sewer creature!

>>5828212
>ambush a sewer creature

We have shit to do, being that we are in a sewer and all.

OM NOM NOM
>>5828213
>>5828230
>>5828232
>>5828242
>>5828272
>>5828276
>>5828310
>>5828341
Dude, where's my slime?
>>5828235


> Roll 1d100 BO3 to find something tasty!

Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>5828550

Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>5828550

Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>5828550
C O N S U M E

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>>5828552
Three possible targets present themselves. The first is the smallest, though quite interesting, in the form of a spectral blue mouse, dragging a tattered book with it through the sewer muck. It doesn't look like much of a meal but something tells you it'll be quite tasty.

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>>5828563
The second is a fairly pitiful creature, but it carries a backpack of firm round fruits with it, and you could always use more vitamin C.

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>>5828573
The last is a spider fungus hybrid of some sort, the mushrooms are probably tastier than the spider, but with some time you can probably dissolve the carapace of the creature as well. At least it's sizable?

>>5828574
Being more spectral and evasive (if we can absorb traits, as we almost did with the raccoon) seems like it would be useful to avoid capture.

>>5828574
going with the rat

>>5828574
>>5828575
>>5828580

Now...which one to pounce on?

> The blue mouse spirit
> The fruit gathering imp
> The fungal spider

>>5828574
This is the guy.

>>5828584
>The blue mouse spirit

>>5828584
> The blue mouse spirit

>>5828584
> The blue mouse spirit
We must become smart

>>5828584
>The blue mouse spirit

>>5828584
>The fungal spider

>>5828584
>The fungal spider

>>5828584
>The blue mouse spirit
stealing someone's familiar and book too

>>5828584
>The blue mouse spirit

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>>5828585
>>5828590
>>5828591
>>5828594
>>5828596

It's not all about quantity sometimes. And hey, you've never tried to read, maybe you can? At least you could eat the book.

You find a nice crack in the wall to hide in, think your sneakiest thoughts and gather up as much electrical charge as possible. Then mouse spirit passes by underneath, its book leaving a smooth trail in the grime. You pounce!

The mouse spirit, looks up, lets out a shrill squeak and teleports a step to the left, completely dodging your initial pounce! Your lightning snaps out and sends the mouse tumbling, a yellow sheen filling its blue form. It manages to right itself, its panicked eyes looking not at you, but the book that now teeters on the edge of going into the slimy river of the sewer.

> Go for it the mouse!
> Grab the book and run!
> Knock the book to safety, then try to eat the mouse!

>>5828746
>>5828750
>>5828757
>>5828795
Other votes too! You matter even if my ability to write a post in a timely fashion is lacking!

>>5828807
> Grab the book and run!

>>5828807
>Grab the book!

>>5828807

>Grab the book and run!

>>5828807
> Knock the book to safety, then try to eat the mouse!

>>5828807
>> Knock the book to safety, then try to eat the mouse!

>>5828882
> Knock the book to safety, then try to eat the mouse!

Grab the book!
>>5828811
>>5828812
>>5828880
Go for everything!
>>5828882
>>5828885
>>5828886

A tie? A tie!

>>5828807
>Knock the book to safety, then try to eat the mouse!
tie breaker

>>5828891
hey QM, are you the author of the old silent stars series? Just asking for a group of retards waiting for dad to come home from getting cigarettes.

>>5828916
Sorry, afraid not.

>>5828892
>>5828891

You want it all! Gluttony is a slime virtue after all.

> Roll 1d100-10 BO3 to have it all!

Rolled 50 - 10 (1d100 - 10)

>>5829027

Here you go boss

Rolled 4 + 10 (1d100 + 10)

>>5829027

Rolled 79 + 10 (1d100 + 10)

>>5829027

>>5829044
ohno

Rolled 23 + 10 (1d100 + 10)

>>5829027
we still need...one fucking more. lets do this.

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Rolled 26 + 10 (1d100 + 10)

>>5829095
now ... somehow "dice+1d100-10" becomes "Rolled 23 + 10 (1d100 + 10)"

I am sorry OP. I am too retarded to duplicate the majesty of >>5829036

>>5829099
Nah, the dice roller is just dumb.

It wants dice+1d100+-10.

>>5829036
>>5829044
>>5829047
>>5829095
>>5829099

You'll accept nothing less than taking everything! You bounce toward the book, grabbing it in your mouth and giving it a heave away from the water. An indignant squeak from behind you is your only warning to flatten your body as a blue streak wizzes by overhead, shattering stone on impact. Mousey has some spark!

The mouse teleports again, landing on its book and starts desperately flipping through the pages. A magical haze starts to fill the air, better finish this!

> Lunge and stab!
> Huck some sewer mud!
> Charge up an electric strike to counter that magic!

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>>5829125

>>5829125
Iron sharpens iron. Give it the zap.

> Charge up an electric strike to counter that magic!

>>5829125

> Charge up an electric strike to counter that magic!

Worked the first time?

>>5829125
> Charge up an electric strike to counter that magic!

>>5829125
> Charge up an electric strike to counter that magic!
Can't do magic if you're getting shocked by- well, to be honest, by a triple A battery at best

Rolled 70 - 10 (1d100 - 10)

>>5829027

>>5829125
>Charge up an electric strike to counter that magic!

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>>5829158
>>5829146
>>5829133
>>5829129
>>5829127

You draw in your electricity, body flickering and strobing as it builds up. The pages of the mouse’s book flap wildly as lines of energy form in the air around it. There's a brief moment where your eyes meet, then your lightning lashes out!

> Roll 1d100+5 BO3 to finish this!

Rolled 42 + 5 (1d100 + 5)

>>5829246

Let’s go!

Rolled 10 + 5 (1d100 + 5)

>>5829246

Rolled 51 + 5 (1d100 + 5)

>>5829246
It's so over.

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>>5829260
>tfw getting mogged by a mouse. Another day in the slime paradise. Ate yummy food once or twice...livin in a slime paradise.

Rolled 22 + 5 (1d100 + 5)

>>5829246
zap to the extreme, slimechu

Rolled 21 + 5 (1d100 + 5)

you guys can't roll for shit

>>5829301
>>5829537
It's Bo3, anons.

Rolled 50, 90, 79 + 5 = 224 (3d100 + 5)

>>5829594

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>>5829254
>>5829255
>>5829260
>>5829255
>>5829260
>>5829301
>>5829537
>>5829599


Blue light and electric crackle collide, twist, then explode! You slam into a wall, part of your inner jelly splattering as you forcibly flatten against the surface. Still your adversary has it worse, the mouse has crumpled against the wall, an errant twitch the only movement.

You peel yourself off the wall, getting your proper rounded shape back in order and bounce over to your prize, slurping it down. You turn your attention to the definitely battered book the mouse had been carrying and discover that for all your talents, literacy is not among them. Still, the pictures are pretty, and it seems to hum with a bit of energy.

Your stomach gurgles and starts to bubble, that mouse isn't giving you indigestion is it?

> You're a wizard slimy! The words start to make sense, and you feel like some magical potential might be waiting to be unleashed with careful study and planning.
> You go to belch and instead zip three feet into the air! Seems like you've got some wild magic in you that you can unleash. It'll probably help!
> You've got the hiccups, but each hiccup is shooting out lightning! It takes you a moment but you think you can charge your lightning longer and stronger now.


> Eat the book!
> Keep the book! You'll need a lair or something though!

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>>5829599
>pic related

>>5829604
> You've got the hiccups, but each hiccup is shooting out lightning! It takes you a moment but you think you can charge your lightning longer and stronger now.
> Keep the book! You'll need a lair or something though!
For now, maybe wear it like a hat?

>>5829604
> You're a wizard slimy! The words start to make sense, and you feel like some magical potential might be waiting to be unleashed with careful study and planning.
> Keep the book! You'll need a lair or something though

>>5829604
> You're a wizard slimy! The words start to make sense, and you feel like some magical potential might be waiting to be unleashed with careful study and planning.

> Keep the book! You'll need a lair or something though!

>>5829604
>You go to belch and instead zip three feet into the air! Seems like you've got some wild magic in you that you can unleash. It'll probably help!
Only cowards don't vote for the RNG magic

>Keep the book! You'll need a lair or something though!
Flip the book over and shimmy underneath it so it goes on top of us. Hat acquired!

>>5829604
> You've got the hiccups, but each hiccup is shooting out lightning! It takes you a moment but you think you can charge your lightning longer and stronger now.

> Eat the book!

>>5829604
>> You're a wizard slimy! The words start to make sense, and you feel like some magical potential might be waiting to be unleashed with careful study and planning.
>> Keep the book! You'll need a lair or something though!
zap, mothafucker

>>5829604
>> You've got the hiccups, but each hiccup is shooting out lightning! It takes you a moment but you think you can charge your lightning longer and stronger now.
FUCK MAGIC
>EAT THE BOOK

>>5829604
>You're a wizard slimy! The words start to make sense, and you feel like some magical potential might be waiting to be unleashed with careful study and planning.

>Keep the book! You'll need a lair or something though!

>>5829604
> You've got the hiccups, but each hiccup is shooting out lightning! It takes you a moment but you think you can charge your lightning longer and stronger now.

>eat the book

>>5829604
>You're a wizard slimy! The words start to make sense, and you feel like some magical potential might be waiting to be unleashed with careful study and planning.
>>5829604
>Keep the book! You'll need a lair or something though!

>>5829604
>You go to belch and instead zip three feet into the air! Seems like you've got some wild magic in you that you can unleash. It'll probably help!

>>5829604
>You've got the hiccups, but each hiccup is shooting out lightning! It takes you a moment but you think you can charge your lightning longer and stronger now.
>Keep the book! You'll need a lair or something though!
I support wearing the book as a hat.

>almost no one wants wild magic
This is no fun
>>5829604
Swapping my vote here >>5829654 to:
>You've got the hiccups, but each hiccup is shooting out lightning! It takes you a moment but you think you can charge your lightning longer and stronger now.
All my homies hate reading magic shit. ID might've changed due to dynamic IP.

>>5829604
>> You've got the hiccups, but each hiccup is shooting out lightning! It takes you a moment but you think you can charge your lightning longer and stronger now.
> Keep the book! You'll need a lair or something though!

>>5829604


> you've got the hiccups, but each hiccup is shooting out lightning! It takes you a moment but you think you can charge your lightning longer and stronger now.

lightningmaxxing is the way to go

>Eat the book!

>>5829604
> You're a wizard slimy! The words start to make sense, and you feel like some magical potential might be waiting to be unleashed with careful study and planning.
> Keep the book! You'll need a lair or something though!
4chan wouldn't let me reply for quite some time.

>>5829604
> You're a wizard slimy! The words start to make sense, and you feel like some magical potential might be waiting to be unleashed with careful study and planning.
> Keep the book! You'll need a lair or something though!
Are we allowed to post now?

>>5829916
My ID changed, I'm this anon
>>5828594

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Blargh. Long day, many works, much tired.

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>>5830810
Perhaps I can help!
>1. Food goes in here!
>2. This hat sure seems tasty...
>3. Find a friend, give the hat?
>4. The trash, why yes the trash!
>5. Help the other slime!
>6. Wild magic used!
>7. How can you say you love me if you won't even eat the poop?
>8. Foil? What are we baking?
>9. Ah, a nice dandelion...
>10. Where's the beef?
>11. Mangy mutts!
>12. A cat is fine too!
>13. Aha! Someone wants to play!
>14. Fur? Can that be eaten?
>15. Do you do that voodoo doo?
>16. Gee, it's kinda dark!
>17. KING SLIME!
>18. Gooman?
>19. A medicinal herb!
>20. Let's go fishing!
>21. Sneak into the markets
>22. Dangerous territories!
>23. A sight to behold, a meal to be sold!
>24. Oh no! A wild animal!
>25. Ha, that won't work! But it may be eaten!
>26. Can we play for keeps?
>27. Do not despair, for there's pears over there!
>28. Swipe the picnic basket!
>29. Attacked!
>30. Yum yum yum!
>31. A Queen Slime?
>32. Captured!
>33. Rocks? Can that be eaten?
>34. Why does this food taste funny?
>35. Gotta heal!
>36. Trick or treat? All you can eat!
>37. Desperation!
>38. What's this strange potion?
>39. Feelin' fine.
>40. Feelin' naughty!
>41. Feelin' fun!
>42. Cake?
>43. Grapes in the tree!
>44. A tall wall?
>45. Chocolate?
>46. A new friend!
>47. Angry bakers!
>48. New wizardry!
>49. Wow! New ways to eat
>50. An old traveller?
>51. A king's feast!
>52. Is it safe to drink?
>53. Vegetables!
>54. Faster, Pasta Master!
>55. Rice and spice!
>56. Meat and mead!
>57. Apples and grapples!
>58. It's a trap!
>59. A picture snap?
>60. Take a nap!
>61. Amor seco essence!
>62. The sign says not to enter, but the gut says...
>63. The knight?
>64. A dragon!
>65. A new feast!
>66. A demon's delight!
>67. A fright in the night!
>68. A mysterious masked man?
>69. Haha!
>70. Another party!
>71. Attacked again!
>72. Captured again!
>73. Robots can be eaten too?
>74. Alchemy!
>75. Simply divine
>76. Another trick?
>77. A heavens Christmas feast!
>78. Ambush!
>79. Highwaymen!
>80. A tummy ache...
>81. A tossed salad!
>82. A good time!
>83. An old acquaintance!
>84. Will they play too?
>85. A summer wind!
>86. A beach find!
>87. An undead? Should we eat?
>88. The spider's curse!
>89. A strange mushroom... Wow!
Not done yet!

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>>5831012
>90. Too much salt!
>91. A swift exit!
>92. Pull up a cue!
>93. A summoner?
>94. Watch out!
>95. Dreams? Can we eat that?
>96. Lions and Tigers and Bears, let's eat!
>97. A disciple!
>98. Off to the snow!
>99. A thunderstorm! Take power!
>100. F̶̛̯̠̘̥̫̂̕R̸̨̠͚͇̼̱̜̆͛̋É̷͖̠̥̼̜̮͇̻̗̏̿͋̿͋̆̊̎͑̈́͆̇͝͝E̸̖̪̰͍͓̩̝̗̣͙͈͖̭̔͗̾̔̌̿͑͘ ̷̧̖̗̹̫̹̒̾͠M̶̡̭̠͙͖̼̭͐̂́̍͑͂̓̕͜ͅI̶̢̯͈̼͚͙͉͉̖͖͒̽͘̕͝L̶͙̼͍̺̹̒̔͝L̵̢̛͔̖̣͖̮̼͓̐̌́̈́̓͆͋̀͂͝E̶̘͓͎̙͗̾̓͝͠N̴͖̘͖̺̪̹͙͎̼̯͊̍͋̾̃̀́͆̔́͘Ì̷͇̳̤͓͚̩͇̉̐̋͑̓̃͋͂̀͝U̵͉̒̑̐̓͗̓̊́́̕̚̕͝M̵̢̤̖̞̠͉̟͖̪̓͛̓̓̆́̐M̸̨̩̘̮͉̙̮̥̈́͗̐̉͌̕͝ͅͅͅǑ̸̝̟̳̙̝̝̣̬̎Ń̶̨̡̧̺̻̫̳̯͍̗͇͕̞̍̀̈́̆͋̆̓̎͆̿͜

ROLL.

Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>5831015

Rolling!

>>5831016
>34. Why does this food taste funny?

Me slime! Me hungry! Me could go for something to eat! Hmmmm.. what's this?

>You're at a crossroads

Which path do you take?

>1. Take the left path
>2. Take the right path
>3. Ignore the path, go back
>4. Find a new method?
>5. Someone approaches!

LIGHTNING!
>>5829610
>>5829657
>>5829671
>>5829745
>>5829835
>>5829853
>>5829858
>>5829880

UNLIMITED COSMIC POWER
>>5829612
>>5829614
>>5829670
>>5829712
>>5829776
>>5829900
>>5829916

Lightning Improvement by a single vote!

BE THE LIBRARY
>>5829610
>>5829612
>>5829614
>>5829654
>>5829670
>>5829712
>>5829776
>>5829835
>>5829858
>>5829900
>>5829916

EAT THE LIBRARY
>>5829657
>>5829671
>>5829745
>>5829880

>>5831012
>>5831015
Anon, what the hell are you doing?

>>5831086
>>5831089


You hiccup and a bolt of lightning leaps out and cracks a stone wall. Another hiccup propels you backward, then another sends you rolling. You manage to get a grip on the new power and can feel it building up inside you to new heights!

You bounce back over to the fallen book and flip it up onto your head like a makeshift helmet. You might not be able to read it, but maybe later? Or you could find someone to sell it to? You set off down the sewer path at random.

You're an electric spiky slime and you weigh 1kg with a maximum of 1.5kg!

> Sneak around the surface at night.
> Find a lair to stash your book and rest.
> Look for trouble to stick your nose into

>>5831131
>> Find a lair to stash your book and rest.
Time for introspection. We're sentient now, what's the meaning of our life?

>selling our new hat
What is this heretical nonsense?! Expunge such heinous thoughts immediately!

>>5831131
>Sneak around the surface at night.
The adventures of the slime mustn't be contained to the sewers. Besides we can find much more comfortable hiding spots in the city.

>>5831131

>Find a lair to stash your book and rest.

Time to consolidate

>>5831131
> Sneak around the surface at night.

>>5831131
> Find a lair to stash your book and rest.

>>5831131
>Find a lair to stash your book and rest.

>>5831131
> Sneak around the surface at night.

>>5831131
> Find a lair to stash your book and rest.

>>5831131
>Find a lair to stash your book and rest
Rome wasn't built in a day. We can still explore another night.

>>5831131
>Find a lair to stash your book and rest.

>>5831131
> Find a lair to stash your book and rest.

>>5831131
> Sneak around the surface at night.

Sleepy slime
>>5831135
>>5831144
>>5831153
>>5831175
>>5831240
>>5831252
>>5831327
>>5831347

Sneaky slime
>>5831141
>>5831145
>>5831213
>>5831525

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>>5831769
You yawn impressively, almost losing your book. The sunlight occasionally filtering into the sewers has been replaced by moonlight. You consider going surface side, maybe look for another racoon, but instead you look for a place to rest and hide your treasures.

A few decent options present themselves after a quick look. There's a dank nook where murky water falls through a grate, occasionally bits of edible trash drop on the grate for a few minutes before dissolving, you could grab an easy snack there.

A broken bit of wall that only a slime could squeeze through is another option. It opens to a dusty cellar, though above you is quite noisy. Still, it's definitely very safe.

Last is an odd option, a broken sewer wall leads into an unground groto. It's quite abandoned but there's definitely a presence watching you. It doesn't seem hostile or predatory. Still, other creatures seem to keep their distance.

> The Dank Nook. (Steady Food)
> The Dusty Cellar. (Very Safe)
> The Grotto. (???)

>>5831818
> The Dusty Cellar. (Very Safe)
A place to retreat and stash our goodies is very valuable, and we can go hunting for our food.

>>5831818
>The Grotto. (???)
mystery place

>>5831818
> The Dank Nook. (Steady Food)

Gotta get that mass

>>5831818
> The Dark Nook (Steady Food)

>>5831818
>> The Dusty Cellar. (Very Safe)

>>5831818
>The Grotto. (???)

>>5831818
> The Dusty Cellar. (Very Safe)

>>5831106
I'm playing the quest game! You want multiple choices, I'll give you that! It'll also be cool to write a story for me on my end as well as hopefully give something for you guys to have fun with too.

>>5832026
Why are you pretending to not know how quests work? You sounds like a bot trying to emulate a QM. On the off-chance you're genuine and just a newcomer: run your quest in your own thread, don't interrupt OP's one in progress here.

>>5832034
Now now, never call someone a bot as an opener. Call them a retard first.

>>5831818
> The Dusty Cellar. (Very Safe)

>>5831818
> The Grotto. (???)

>>5831818
> The Grotto. (???)

>>5831818

> The Dusty Cellar. (Very Safe)

Better to keep our book in good condition

>>5831012
>>5831015
Hello Souvarine, how are you today? If you want to make more d100 table, come have a spin at my own quest over there
>>>5810133, I'll see if I can use it some time

Dusty Cellar
>>5831821
>>5832007
>>5832012
>>5832065
>>5832257

The Grotto
>>5832010
>>5831822
>>5832072
>>5832247

FOOD
>>5831831
>>5831884

Nothing tonight alas, but tomorrow the adventure continues.

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>>5833025
You can still visit the grotto later if you'd like.

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>>5833025
It takes some doing, but you manage to squeeze yourself through the narrow passageway into the Dusty Cellar. As the name implies a thick layer of dust covers most surfaces. Other than a few ancient cobwebs there's no signs of life in this place, just empty shelves, barrels and dusty metal implements of unknown purpose. Occasionally there is a distant noise from above followed by a gentle shower of dust drifting from the ceiling. At the far end of the room is the start of a spiral staircase leading upward.

You find a cozy barrel, bring yourself and the grimoire into it, and settle in for some well deserved rest. Do slimes sleep? Do slimes dream? You ponder the question for a moment, then promptly fall asleep.

You awake to a particularly loud thump from above you. Your empty stomach gurgles. You're going to need to find some food, but there's a nagging feeling that you need something else. A purpose.

> Revenge! Somewhere a human used you and your kind for experiments, then left you to die! Find that human and make them pay!
> Dignity! They called you a pest! You're a dignified sapient and you'll make sure they know it!
> Purpose is for humans! Eat! Cause mayhem! Acquire power for its own sake! Or maybe nothing really feels right yet.

>>5833524
> Dignity! They called you a pest! You're a dignified sapient and you'll make sure they know it!

>>5833524
>Purpose is for humans! Eat! Cause mayhem! Acquire power for its own sake! Or maybe nothing really feels right yet.
We must become strong for the sake of strength alone, so we will never again end up in the bottle!

>>5833524
> Purpose is for humans! Eat! Cause mayhem! Acquire power for its own sake! Or maybe nothing really feels right yet.

>>5833524
> Revenge! Somewhere a human used you and your kind for experiments, then left you to die! Find that human and make them pay!

>>5833524
>> Dignity! They called you a pest! You're a dignified sapient and you'll make sure they know it!

>>5833524

> Purpose is for humans! Eat! Cause mayhem! Acquire power for its own sake! Or maybe nothing really feels right yet.

Let’s become a GigaSlime and create proletariat slime uprising

>>5833027
Is this babe the thing that lives there?

>>5833524
> Dignity!

>>5833524
> Purpose is for humans! Eat! Cause mayhem! Acquire power for its own sake! Or maybe nothing really feels right yet.

Without Dignity are you anything more than a monster?
>>5833525
>>5833571
>>5833630

But really, is that such a bad thing?
>>5833528
>>5833558
>>5833603
>>5833702

And we must not forget REVENGE
>>5833561

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>>5833849
Pfffft. Philosophical pining is for humans! You've got food to find and mayhem to raise! You bounce out of the barrel and consider your options for breakfast. Something big and interesting? Or something safe and simple.

> Sneak upstairs and see what's above the Dusty Cellar
> Head to the surface, time for mayhem and a meal!
> Just laze about in the Dank Grotto and let food come to you.
> Roam the sewers and look for opportunities

>>5834093
>Roam the sewers and look for opportunities
Time to test our new lightning powers and cook up some grub.

>>5834093
> Sneak upstairs and see what's above the Dusty Cellar

Gotta keep in motion. Keep it real. BE FREE.

>>5834093
>Sneak upstairs and see what's above the Dusty Cellar

>>5834093
> Roam the sewers and look for opportunities

>>5834093
>> Sneak upstairs and see what's above the Dusty Cellar
I want to scout out more of the hideout

Nin nin nin
>>5834153
>>5834176
>>5834589

The old stomping grounds
>>5834095
>>5834183

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>>5834650
Curiosity is stronger than hunger at the moment and you bounce over to the spiral staircase leading out of the Dusty Cellar. It leads upward to yet another cellar, only marginally less dusty than the first. This one however has an ajar door that you bounce over to and have a listen at. The loud noises from before come into focus as the excited babble of many humans. Occasionally one voice would rise above the rest, then the rest would roar in response.

You creep closer, following a trail of food smells. Coming to the door you peer around it and find a vast feast laid out before you! Platters stacked high with steaming foods! Roasted birds, heaps of potatoes, wheels of cheese, pots of soup! Cakes, pies, casseroles! So much that large amounts are scattered across the floor, carelessly lost by the dozens of humans!

Well humanoids, a decent number of horned lizard men and pale furred and hooded folk are there too. Robes, pointy hats and staves are in abundance, as are any number of tasty looking exotic creatures perched on shoulders. Humanoids meander to and fro, eating, talking, spilling drinks on table clothes and harrassing the serving staff who move briskly through double doors to a kitchen and out a larger entrance to the rest of this place.

> Slip under the table cloth of the largest table and meander along eating scraps.
> Make a distraction and go for one of those cakes!
> Lure one the exotic critters down below the table and devour it!
> Turn back toward safety

>>5834791
>Slip under the table cloth of the largest table and meander along eating scraps.

>>5834791
>> Slip under the table cloth of the largest table and meander along eating scraps.
Electric roomba slime.

>>5834791
>Slip under the table cloth of the largest table and meander along eating scraps.
Free mass

>>5834791
> Slip under the table cloth of the largest table and meander along eating scraps.

>>5834791
>Make a distraction and go for one of those cakes!

>>5834791
>Slip under the table cloth of the largest table and meander along eating scraps.

>>5834791
> Slip under the table cloth of the largest table and meander along eating scraps.
One humanoid might be zappable, there are many.

>>5834791

> Slip under the table cloth of the largest table and meander along eating scraps.

Objectively superior option

>>5835921
in support.

>>5834791
> Slip under the table cloth of the largest table and meander along eating scraps.

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>>5834795
>>5834830
>>5834860
>>5835037
>>5835076
>>5835438
>>5835730
>>5835921
>>5836029
>>5836431
You bide your time, then shoot out from the doorway just as a large cake goes crashing to the floor, turning all eyes in the room. Under the table is a slime paradise! You ooze along slurping up half eaten chunks of meat, mopping up spilled soup and inhaling chunks of bread and vegetables. You leave behind a trail of polished clean bones and floor as your stomach steadily fills up.

You're on your third half eaten slice of cake when you literally bump into the nose of a flaming cat thing gnawing on a chicken leg. It jumps back hissing at you, flames bristling.

> Back away. Slowly.
> ZAP!
> Tackle it! Spike it!

>>5836695
> Back away. Slowly.
What does fire do to us? Do we know?

>>5836695
>Back away. Slowly.

>>5836695
>Back away. Slowly.

>>5836766
> Back away. Slowly.

there is abundant food for us all here, fellow scavenger. Peace be upon you.