Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>5910299
Also your younger brother is now pointing his gun at you

Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>5910299
It would be embarrassing for sure.
If you weren't backstabbed.

Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>5910299
>>5910302
THE GREEN RENEGADE FLEET ARRIVES WITH GUNBUSTER G!

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>>5910302
>>5910303
>>5910304
Whaaaaat? Noooo waaaay. Marian loves you! He would never!

Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>5910307
He loves money more

Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>5910307
Quattro is not the only one salty after civ thing
Marian tired to be butt of the jokes

Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>5910307
That smile turns into a PSYCHO SMILE

>>5910308
and the bounty the heroes and villains have on you is pretty big

Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>5910307
marian is surprisingly loyal

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>>5910310
"And this is our chance to band together and show em what-for! Right, Marian?"

Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>5910325
...
Marian?

Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>5910325
Marian...?
CUE GUNBUSTER G ARRIVAL

Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>5910325
Marian?
Half the fleet fires upon the other half

Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>5910325
Bing bong super robo battle go now

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>>5910327
"The hell's going on up there?"

Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>5910335
MARIAN CHALLENGES BOTH QUATTRO AND SHOTASNIFFER TO A 1v1v1 MECH DUEL FOR RULERSHIP OF SKELETON ISLAND

Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>5910335
Quattro got...
(■_■)
outplayed
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>5910335
The commie just says fuck it and uses her cell to call Quattro

Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>5910335
The blimp just continues on, not nothing the commotion on the asteroid.

Shotasniffer notices someone is throwing a birthday party for Betty on the moon.

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>>5910339
"Quattro.....answer that call"

>>5910339
Oh man, this has become less "epic challenge" and more "your big sis is annoyed and wants you to pick up to tell her what the fuck is going on"

Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>5910341
Quattro answers the call...

Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>5910341
*A Bobby and Chosen One moment*
Just look at the world around you
Right here on the ocean floor
Such wonderful things surround you
What more is you lookin' for?

Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>5910341
You scare me, Marian

>>5910341
Takes the call
So hi big sis soo umm just wondering if you would have a super robo battle 1v1 with me on that meteor?

Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>5910341
Hello?
"Quattro, what's this I hear about accusations of you being a little girl chaser?"

Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>5910348
>>5910341

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>>5910347
"You got some nice shoulder bones, bro"

Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>5910352
"QUATTRO WATCH OUT!" yells Rosa!

Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>5910352
>>5910345

Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>5910352
Quattro's survival instincts kick in

Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>5910352
>>5910349

Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>5910352
Sun beam!

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>>5910357
"...That's nice, Marian. Now lemme take this call. Okay?"

Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>5910369
>>5910349

Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>5910369
>>5910353
A LOUD EXPLOSION ROCKS QUATTRO'S FLAGSHIP
IT'S THE GSG STILL LOYAL TO MARIAN!

Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>5910369
remove that hand, Marian
and no
we are not singing BBBB ending together half naked for the last time I'm telling you

Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>5910369
Answer the phone,
sup?
Hey battle on the space rock over there bring your mech

Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>5910369
>>5910355

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>>5910373
>we are not singing BBBB ending together half naked for the last time I'm telling you
"Of course, Quattro. Of course"

Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>5910380
man I tell you, after that new obari show he has changed.
Hey, Sis? Wanna fight?

Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>5910380
Boy, I wonder where Marian's going!

Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>5910380
>>5910374

Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>5910380
"Quattro, can you get your resort staff to be ready in an hour? I got some VIB, Very Important Bitches, to be entertained and you're the best person for the job."
"I HEARD THAT, LITTLE BOY CHASER"
"SHUT UP TWINKLOVER"

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>>5910382
"Quattro what are you even talking about? What have you been up to when I was gone?"

Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>5910394
Just planning counter attack to take you and ussr down.
You expected that much, at least, right? You will not dissappoint me, sister?

Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>5910394
UUUUUH, I MEAN HOW'S THE TRIP MY LOVELY SISTER

Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>5910394
Tell Shotasniffer about the tournament and how everyone will watch YOUR duel to embarass and humiliate her.

Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>5910394
Oh we were fighting for supremacy and I am supreme now. Unless you can take it from me?

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>>5910396
"What is it, the fifth time now?"

Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>5910404
CHALLENGE HER TO THE DUEL ON THE ASTEROID, QUATTRO

Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>5910404
Fifth time the charm, you know what they say.
ahem
I HEREBLY CHALLENGE YOU FOR FINAL BATTLE IN MY TOURNAMENT!
WINNER TAKES IT ALL!
BY ALL MEANS NECESSARY

Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>5910404
Half the "fleet" suddenly decides to go somewhere else

Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>5910404
>>5910406
3rd you didn't get that 4th one under technical do overs

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>>5910407
Shotasniffer lets out a massive sigh. She had quite a long trip back home. The fight with the muscle headed princess of the Spess Empire. The touring. The meets n greets. etc etc. She just wanted to go home and relax but then Quattro had to pull his usual bullshit

Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>5910418
Shotasniffer goes home, ignoring Quattro...
However, what's Marian doing right now?

Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>5910418
Also said muscle head and her friends hitched a ride with her

Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>5910418
Also you are on TV

Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>5910418
So Netflix and fight?

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>>5910421
"Woooooowwwww. So this is your command center? Pffft what a dump"

Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>5910435
Welp, better shut Quattro up and beat his ass into the ground, AGAIN

Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>5910435
You seem annoyed Shotasniffer
with power comes responsibility

Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>5910435
Shit, just ignor-hey, is that Rosa, shouldn't she be at school?

Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>5910435
I'll dump on yo chest!

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>>5910438
True. True. It's just what you gotta deal with when you took over the family business, Shotasniffer.

"C'maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan sis. What are ya. Scared? Huh? Big Bad Shotasniffer. Scared of her own brother. Nyehehehe"

Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>5910446
all this is still shown on TV

Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>5910446
>>5910436
Shotasniffer agrees to the duel.

Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>5910446
Shotasniffer's not gonna get goaded into an uneven fight. She's just gonna send her army

Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>5910446
Challenge hypes quattro up in to a super robo sunglasses. With a single hot white flare of yellow behind the shades of the eye! And his skull gains flames! And a truck! BESERKER!

>>5910446
>>5910449
This just pisses off the audience more.

Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>5910446
>>5910456

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>>5910449
"Bah. Fuckin' reds and yellows are at it again"

Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>5910466
This gives Queen Lilly an idea to intervene with their own plan...
A blue plan to take over the island...

Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>5910466
Ignore Quattro and land on the Moon, apparently Betty's having a birthday party on the moon for some reason

Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>5910466
Grab popcorn

Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>5910466
LANGUAGE, NOT IN FRONT OF LILLY

Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>5910466
Wait who's the big booby blue lady next to Luke I don't remember her

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>>5910470

>>5910480
Holli. Luke beat her back in episode 9 and she joined in episode 10

Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>5910486
>>5910467

Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>5910486
>>5910439

Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>5910486
Fite me bitch

Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>5910486
Episode 9 and 10 of what? Space Quest? I don't remember anyone that looked like her in skeleton Island 1 other 2

Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>5910486
Just land on the moon, Shotasniffer, it's your home away from home for a reason

>>5910490
This quest

>>5910493
Huh must've missed that.

>>5910490
Yeah this quest >>5910493

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>>5910489
GASP! QUATTRO! YOU CAN'T SAY THAT ON TV!

Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>5910500
>>5910467
ALSO MARIAN IS PREPPING GUNBUSTER G

Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>5910500
>>5910345

Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>5910500
Aw fuck, demonetized

Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>5910500
It was censored, calm down! Wait it wasn't? Well ummm
Will you fight me now?
1.yes
2.no
3.mmmm I dunno

Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>5910500
"But Holli already said fuck-"
Massive argument as Shotasniffer just ignores Quattro and goes to the moon

>>5910502
Thanks dick hole now we won't have our epic fight cuz you shove in your blue balls into everything. Fuck you.

>>5910502
>blue ID
Come on Lilly it's time for bed

My wife Lilly finally getting some screan time

>>5910508
>yellow ID
Quattro stop shit posting and LOOK AROUND YOU

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>>5910502
DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNNNNNN

Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>5910514
IT WOULDN'T BE A SKELETON ISLAND 3 WITHOUT ALL THE FACTIONS FIGHTING IN ONE GRAND FINAL BATTLE

Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>5910514
Marian and Lilly attack Shotasniffer

Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>5910514
>>5910516
that anon is right honestly
it's party time
everyone is here

Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>5910514
Shotasniffer lands on the moon, just irritated at having to clean up

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>>5910516
IS IT? HUH ANON? IS IT?

Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>5910522
It's been leading up to it, OP
so yeah, IT IS, IT IS!!!

Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>5910522
IT IS, OP
IT IS!
LIKE IN THE GOOD OLD DAYS
WHEN WE WERE YOUNGER
AND WORLD WASN'T BURNING

Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>5910522
Why put them all in one place if this wasn't your plan from the start? Even the old man is here

Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>5910522
IT IS...except Shotasniffer isn't interested and leaves

Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>5910527
>Shotasniffer freezes.

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>>5910527
The respectively leaders freezes as they finally realized/remember Dad is present

"wut?"

Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>5910536
Fuck that. This is Quattro's Quest. His redemption arc. 1 v 1 Shotasniffer and put her bony ass in the ground.

Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>5910536
you know
>>5910539 has a point

Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>5910536
WHOEVER BEATS EACH OTHER'S ASS GETS CONTROL OF THE WHOLE ISALND
ITS TIME

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>>5910539
"...ACTUALLY YEAH! THAT'S RIGHT ASSHOLES! THIS IS MY QUEST! MY STORY! GET YER OWN! THIS IS MY FIGHT! MY DESTINY!"

Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>5910536
"EVACUATE THE AREA NOW" -Shotasniffer as she starts fleeing to the island

Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>5910544
>>5910542
salty blue and green players would disagree

Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>5910544
Everyone eventually has to deal with destiny

Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>5910544

QUATTRO
QUATTRO
DAD'S RIGHT BEHIND YOU

Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>5910544
We have to ask Dad for fashion advice before the battle though. We need a really snazzy executive suit if we are to take over the Island.

>>5910550
I got you, sempai.

Quattro wears a suit like his dad, but it's yellow with white Hawaiian print, no undershirt.

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>>5910550
"...Hold on sis. I gotta make this call. Think about my proposal in the mean time, aight?.....DAaaaaaaaAAAAaaadddd. I need fashion advice"

>>5910550
I really hope he makes Zebra do it

Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>5910568
"what do you mean all gold and yellow don't match up well"

Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>5910568
Black shirts and pants. Also, now I remember, did you touch my stuff?

Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>5910568
Zebra charges in foaming in the mouth demanding to do the fashion work for this final battle.

Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>5910568
Shirtless, like you're gonna be in a yakuza battle.

Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>5910568
"I've really started liking suits Dad, and since you always wear a really good looking one I thought you could help me get snazzy."

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>>5910570
"Just wear a nice suit, son. Or at least add some contrast to your current getup. It's like one solid block of yellow up there! Maybe a black suit with gold trim. Or even a white one! You know. Like what your sister is wearing"

"Nuoooooooooohhhhh daaaaaaaad. Don't compare me to heeerrrrr"

Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>5910579
Also, quick question, did you touch my stuff?

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>>5910581
It's as if time has been frozen. Quattro's feeling a slight tinge of what could be described as Pants-shitting-horror right now

Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>5910585
That's not really relevant to the current discussion, Dad.

Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>5910579
...
Maybe....

Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>5910585
"Quattro, one question, where's Chosen One?"
"Oh Bobby led him on a wild go-"
"BOBBY DID WHAT?"

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>>5910591

Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>5910601
ah, I replied to wrong post
what a wasted dice
oh well
it's 2:20AM
prolly good time as any to end the thread

Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>5910601
Lilly and Marian get on the line challenging Quattro and Shotasniffer for an OFFICIAL fight for the RULERSHIP of Skeleton Island!!

Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>5910601
Thanks for tip Bye dad!

>>5910601
>>5910602
it is certanly not related to postponing problem to tomorrow me

Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>5910601
"AT LEAST I CONVINCED ROSA TO JOIN ME SISTER SEE I DID SOMETH-"
"Rosa's 14."

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>>5910604
"THAT'S RIGHT! IF WE'RE DOING THE SALTY RUN BACK. THEN I WANT IN!"

"SORRY TO SPRING THIS ON YOU, QUATTRO. BUT I WILL NOT BE THE BUTT OF THE JOKE ANY LONGER! THE GSG WILL RISE AGAIN!"

"FUCK OFF! THIS IS MY FIGHT! MY REDEMPTION ARC! IT'S FOR ME AND ME ALONE TO BEAT SHOTASNIFFER'S ASS AND BECOME THE RIGHTFUL RULER OF THE ISLAND AND BY EXTENSION HER CRIMINAL EMPIRE!"

"Who the hell told ANY OF YOU THAT THIS IS GOING TO BE AN OFFICIAL FIGHT FOR RULERSHIP?"

"IT DOESN'T MATTER IF YOU RECOGNIZE IT OR NOT! WHOEVER WINS WILL PROVE THAT THEY HAVE ENOUGH POWER TO FORCE THEIR IDEALS UPON EVERYONE ELSE ANYWAY!"

"I'M SORRY. IS THIS QUEST NAMED SKELETON ISLAND 3: THE FULL FACTION REMATCH? NO! IT'S CALLED QUATTRO'S COUNTER ATTACK AND ONLY QUATTRO IS GOING TO BE DOING THE COUNTER ATTACKING!"

Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>5910625
CUT TO EVERYONE GETTING THEIR MECHS READY FOR THE FINAL FIGHT

Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>5910625
Quattro's got a solid point. We had a tourney and you all had your chance so it's Quattro's turn.

Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>5910625
>"I'M SORRY. IS THIS QUEST NAMED SKELETON ISLAND 3: THE FULL FACTION REMATCH?
lmao

"ENOUGH. WHO SET UP AND PAID FOR THE TOURNAMENT? THEY'RE IN CHARGE." Dad said calmly.

Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>5910625
"No. It's not. This is "Dad's angry with Quattro moment".

>>5910628
ITS HIS TURN RREEEEEEEEE
RED WOMEN BAD

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>>5910628
"OF COURSE I HAVE A POINT! I HAVE ALL THE POINTS! I AM THE POINTIEST! WHO ORGANIZED THE TOURNAMENT?! ME! A TOURNAMENT THAT NONE OF YOU WON! WHO SECRETLY GATHERED RESOURCES AND MANPOWER TO PREPARE FOR THIS DAY?! ME! WHO BUILT THOSE MECHS AND SHIPS?! ME!"

"actually I built them"

"...WHO COMMISSIONED MARIAN TO BUILD THEM?! ME! I DID THE WORK! I WAS IN THE TRENCHES! THE RIGHT IS MINE AND MINE ALONE!"

Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>5910643
Dad is getting a headache from all this shouting.

Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>5910643
>>5910644

Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>5910643
"So the entire thing is YOUR FAULT" - Dad.

Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>5910643
>>5910641

Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>5910643
Grandma is laughing in the background. Mom is sighing with her head in her hand. Shadowboss is eating. Shadowlady is amusing herself with a flower arrangement. Greg is just looking.

Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>5910643
Dad makes the decision that it's red v yellow. Now quit complaining.

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>>5910644
"HNNNNGGG----no. Promised the wife that I'll try to be calmer. I will now simply put the phone down and wait for their shouting match to end."

Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>5910656
SHOUTING MATCH CONTINUES and everyone agrees to a 1v1v1v1 match on the asteroid with MECHS

Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>5910656
Lolisniffer is an inspiration to all. His children are in awe of his calm demeanour.

Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>5910656
>>5910345

Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>5910656
"AFTER ALL THERE IS NOTHING THAT CAN TAKE IT FROM ME. NOTHING. FUCKING NOTH-"
Sudden betrayal NOT FROM MARIAN

Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>5910656
Fuck it, yellow verses red. Stop tormenting me you little shits or I'm coming down on you with a fatherly rage that will scare you for years to eons to come!

>>5910657
lilly has a Guymelef which is fantasy and not gay at all

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>>5910662

Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>5910679
Everyone agrees to settle their difference with a mech battle on the asteroid. Easy!

Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>5910679
"All right, Quattro did set everything up and we did have our chance. Fair is fair. Shotasniffer, you have to fight Quattro 1v1 or all three of us will gang up on you instead."

Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>5910679
Inspired by this legendary sight, the children politely agree that Quattro has right to challenge Sniffer first for domination of Skeleton Island. The others may bring their own challenge in kind after the first battle is settled.

Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>5910679
Quattro and Shotasniffer
Sneak to their robots while the others are dumb founded

Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>5910679
Wait.
Did you gather those resources?

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>>5910682
Truly in awe of this peaceful resolution. This is clearly what will happen and no other shenanigans will occur.

Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>5910689
No other shenanigans occur.

>>5910690
Welp the game is over then?

Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>5910689
>>5910690
No shenanigans where a million other problems descend on Quattro

>>5910696
You think yo u can put hundo a hundo bro?
Do you even lift?

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>>5910699
The real shenanigan is that I realized it's 3 AM and it's been 10 hours. Gotta get to work in the morning so see ya dudes.

Bread continues whenever it continues

Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>5910704
Aight see ya OP
hopefully we get the chance of that 1v1v1v1 battle

>>5910690
>>5910682
>Lilly screen time never ever.

Wake me up inside (I am unable to wake up).

>>5910704
>LOUD BEATBOXING
lol

Thanks for running. Can't wait to American History X Shotasniffer.

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Nighty night erryone.
updates b here n shit: https://twitter.com/notapaladin

>>5910720
That's some damn fine beatboxing.

Shotasniffer os just "why the fuck am I even here" while too other three trying to restart the skeleton island wars

I really appreciate OP fixing his drawings in the next image, he doesn't even get paid but he still fixes it!

>>5912189
>implying he's not making minor errors on purpose so he can reuse images over multiple updates

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Surprised no one posted the frame from the gif.

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>>5912684
It's all a dream

Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>5912692
I used to read word up magazine

Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>5912692
Patty quattro sees the biggest pair of boobs on a giant robot!

Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>5912692
Okay, let's get back to it.
Its time for MORE shenanigans and by more shenanigans, giant robot fights

Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>5912692
Of course only fem Quattro would Beatbox over OP like that

>>5912695
Shenanigans Robo Fight-0 brought to by Glasgow Sheep mutton

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>>5912693
Shotasniffa, riding in da limousine

Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>5912698
>>5912695
So, what do the Blues have in mind for a giant mech?

Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>5912698
"Being the good big brother that I am, here's how this is going down."
Quattro sets up the fights.
"This is a tournament!
Shotasniffer vs a representative of GSG
Winner faces a representative of Lilly's faction
Winner faces ME"

Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>5912698
They got limousines in space? What a second this isn't the battlefield.

Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>5912698
She motions to get in
Looks like it's bribe time

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>>5912701
Of course not. This is Quattro's memories

Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>5912703
Oh he was thinking about stuff right before the battle

Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>5912703
>>5912699
each faction leader will fight in their own PERSONALIZED mech

Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>5912703
Ah of course remember the time Quattro totally scored with a hot babe. (That he wasn't related to)

Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>5912703
A good time to remember our Master Aqualung

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>>5912705
What is this. I thought there would be no more shenanigans. Quattro specifically requested it.

>>5912705
Rewriting history I see. When will the maga trump faction learn not to mess with time travel?!

Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>5912703
Remember when he lost to his sibling? Good times.

Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>5912708
>>5910345

Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>5912708
well Quattro's a little biiiiiiitch and doesn't know what's cool
come on, OP

Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>5912708
It's ok Quattro just imagine hot babes. (that aren't related to you) you can do it. Get in the zone.

>>5912712
Fuck this asshole.

Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>5912708
Hmmm seems they aren't getting the message, quattro!
Do something productive to show these bastards!

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>>5912712
wow rude

Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>5912716
>>5910345

Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>5912716
Yup don't listen to that guy
You do you quattro

Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>5912716
[cool montage sequence where everyone is prepping for the final battle]

Rolled 9 (1d100)

Make skeleton island great again
>>5912716

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>>5912719
This is it. It's all built up to this. The plots. The schemes. The failures. Finally. Quattro will be able to 1v1 Shotasniffer with no interruptions and caveats.

Definitely

Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>5912723
>>5910345
I'm a bit more invested in the Bobby and Chosen One story at the moment.

>>5912723
Unless mom, dad, an uncle or some random anon fucks it up.

Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>5912723
IT'S TIME!
Holly is prepping a Blue mech for Lilly

Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>5912723
No interruptions!
HAJIMEH!

Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>5912725
>>5912723

Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>5912726
Fuck off already

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>>5912724
"Under da sea. under da sea. Under da---WHY THE FUCK ARE WE UNDER THE SEA"

Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>5912734
OH SHIT! IT'S THE DEEP SEA POLICE!

>>5912734
lmao

Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>5912734
That's a lot of fish.

Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>5912734
And back to the robot fight

Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>5912734
Chosen Ones gets angry and absconds from the sea like a fish outta water while also dragging Bobby with him

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>>5912735
OH SHIT

Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>5912741
QUICK! BOBBY AND CHOSEN ONE! PUT ON YOUR COOL FACES!

Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>5912741
Red October crashes into the police ending their terror

Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>5912741
ITS TIME TO START AN RPG STYLE FIGHT VERSUS THE SEA POLICE!

Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>5912741
Oh no! Deep Sea Paladins behind him!

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>>5912745

>>5912747
SWIM AWAY BOBBY AND CHOSEN ONE
swim away until you get to the moon!

Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>5912747
>>5912740
While they're distracted!

Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>5912747
>>5912748
muh roll

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>>5912749

Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>5912752
They swim up to a deserted island and find a skeleton underneath a palm tree.

Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>5912752
THE speed of Chosen one is so fast he pops out of the ocean and breaks orbit to get to the moon!
Either that or he calls in a USSR spaceship to pick him up

Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>5912752
And now; something entirely different!

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>>5912753
"...OH MY GOD A SKELETON"

Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>5912756
Chosen one shoots a flare in the air for a USSR ship to pick him up

Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>5912756
They walk around him to find a turban wearing merchant selling flying carpets on the other side.

lol This whole exchange has been fantastic. Top-notch, OP!

Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>5912756
Cool
Wait is that a robot battle? We are in the arena in space the whole time

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>>5912758
"...OH MY GOD A RACIST STEREOTYPE"

Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>5912761
>>5912757
We need to get Chosen One and Bobby back into the main story for the final battle

Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>5912761
Unbelievable sights
Indescribable feeling
Soaring, tumbling, freewheeling
Through an endless diamond sky

LMAO
KEK

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>>5912762
Nearby, the USSR battleship lead by Captain Ivanov notices the Chosen One's flare

Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>5912767
"Chosen One, have you given more examination to my recommendation?"

Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>5912767
Chosen One FINALLY gets picked up
and Bobby too!

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>>5912769
"No Bobby. I am not going to do the entire disney musical catalogue as soon as we get to the moon arena and in front of cameras"

Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>5912776
"You know what I'm talking about. Joining Quattro and going against Shotasniffer."

Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>5912776
Bobby and Chosen One get picked up and get an express flight to the moon
cause apparently Ivanov's battleship can go to space now

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>>5912778
"and ESPECIALLY not that"

Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>5912783
>>5912779

Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>5912783
"I'm sorry you feel that way."

Bobby activates the ability he has been working on the whole time. Faustian Deal or Fool's Paradise.
Bobby is able to compel people to do something they want to do, but wouldn't normally.
In this case, it was dancing and singing to Disney musical numbers.
Now, it's Chosen One need to test himself against Shotasniffer.

Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>5912783
Go back to space and let's watch the fight

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>>5912785
"And now. You're part of the Chillsaders. Go and attack Shotasni--"

Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>5912794
>>5912786
>>5912784

Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>5912794
Okay, Chosen One wants to be sure Shotasniffer cares about him, even if he does something stupid, like betray her.

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>>5912800

Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>5912805
C.chosen One is...uh... jealous, yeah, that's it, of the attention Shotasniffer has been giving Boy and wants her attention.

Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>5912805
Hurry the fuck up back to space figh this is tiresome now

Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>5912805
Come on, Chose one! The Disney Renaissance movies are really good! We haven't even done "Be a man!" yet, or "Stand Out!" from the Goofy Movie. Everyone will love it I swear!

Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>5912805
holy fuck take them to space already, ivanov

>>5912811
>>5912808
I hate you retards. I'm sorry I hate you I'm having a bad morning. So many negative feelings are ampted at work and I'm letting myself get mad.

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>>5912811
"Ivanov. Tell your men to lock Bobby in his room until the voyage is over."

"YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE MISSING, CHOSEN ONE! THE GOOFY MOVIE IS PURE KINO!"

Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>5912814
Okay, time for the Battleship to head to the moon!

Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>5912814
Now a word from our sponsors.

Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>5912814
Go back to the fight.

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>>5912813
Is only play-by-post game on mongolian basket weaving forum. why heff to be mad

Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>5912818
lol It's their first time.

>>5912818
Cuz nothing has been going well in life and I'm just projecting that frustration and I am feeling bad for doing that too.

Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>5912818
>>5912815
FINALLY WE GET ALL OF THE SKELESIBLIGNS IN ONE PLACE

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>>5912816
Greetings. Friends. It is me. Friendly neighborhood Chillsaders member. Would you be perhaps interested in this new fresh video game?

Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>5912824
Hmmmm..... something about you seems familiar, but I know I can trust you when you're wearing those shades.