they really should make more of the old EPIC models in 40K scale.

Let go of the falling Bloodthirster, snatch up the severed claw in flight, then turn around to face the chasing beast and shoot its wings.

Become German, thus increasing any and all efficiency.

Polite sage for nothing constructive to say.

>>7296563

I think I would jizz myself into a coma if they brought back the old Nid vehicles with new sculpts.

>>7296572

You grab the severed claw as you relinquish your hold on the beast, turning to face the roaring daemon coming behind you. A pair of blasts to its abdomen blow gaping holes in it, but it doesn't seem to notice.

Bamp.

Hover horizontally while falling, moving out of the reach of the bloodthirsters, all the while taking shots at their wings.

Assimilate the daemon-claw, if possible. If we are able to integrate daemon-flesh along with the necrodermis, along with the Grey Knight geneseed, we might just be able to make the Tyranid swarm into something far more fearsome than it is.

Which is saying something.

Aim for the wings!

This should be done for an Angry Marine.

Oh, and if it's possible at any time, begin to snap spines.

where the hell is everyone?

>>7297002

You fly out sideways, as the Bloodthirster above you continues downwards. Taking aim, you successfully destroy both its wings, and the pair plummet to the earth below, shrieking their rage.

>>7296545

Can we phase out, or do we need to develop that? Also, the Chewyporter SHOULD be done by now, so, could we teleport behind the one following us and blast it's ass?

Swoop down and use our momentum to pry the axe from the less-crippled of the two.

How high up were the two when each fell? Also, let's get that axe.

>>7297143

Yes, we must have the Axes.

I mean, holy fuck, we should develop some Phase-Daemon-Chain-Claws, or Axes, or something, for absurd amounts of rip and tear.

...at lease, I hope they're chain-axes...

>>7297133
>>7297143

Zooming downwards, you grab the hiltless axe, as well its compatriot from the Bloodthirster still holding it. It howls in rage as it plummets, and the two finally land, kicking up an obscuring cloud of dust.

Give the axe a nice scan. If deemed worthy, nom.

>>7297190

Nom it anyway, we need the metal to produce more things.

>>7297204
Because Obviously a demon weapon of Khorne is made of metal.

What would be the best thing to create anyway?
Something that is just SUPER effective against these fucking daemons.

>>7297213
Hey, we're a necrolictor in the warp.
Fuck canon.

>>7297219
Gellar field and/or warp engine is what we need to focus on. The warp isn't exactly an ideal hangout for us.

>>7297190

You devour the metal of the axes, their non-metal components dissolving into the warp. Below you, the two bloodthirsters are getting back to their feet, howling curses up at you.

Do we have the knowledge to create Gellar field?
What are those Bloodletters up to right about now?

>>7297219

Technically, they can be hurt from just touching us, so EVERYTHING we use is super effective.

Do we have the knowledge to make Psycannon rounds, or any other "holy" things those Grey Knights had?

>>7297246
>>7297268

Yes to both, but you'll need some... Exotic materials.

>>7297268
We are anathema to psyonics. That means we can't produce any psycoactive materials or perform sorcery.

>>7297268

We should have knowledge of the wards burned into the skeletons of the Grey Knights from what we nomm'd, I recommend we etch the markings into our necrodermis.

Also, longer term, but we really need to find a way to nom daemon/warpstuff. HIVE MIND IN THE WARP.

>>7297282
Alright, are said materials possible to acquire in the warp? Perhaps we should try to find a ship in transit and hijack it!

We should also find out what's in that bone castle. Perhaps whatever it is might be adorned in PRECIOUS MATERIALS.

>>7297303
seconding experimental use of wards.

>>7297304

If we can hijack a ship in the warp, we might as well use that to get our ass out of the warp.

>>7297304
Long story short, find a space hulk, nom it. Maybe it has some nids onboard already?

Do you wish to investigate the palace of bones, gentlemen?

>>7297333
>>7297303

I'd agree, but who's to say the wards wouldn't react with the warp and make us explode right there and then?

Check out the palace, and squirt some necrodermis onto something, and proceed to inscribe holy wards with our Gauss from a safe distance.

>>7297349
Good point, let's carve them into some random thing and see what happens, then produce a little necrodermis and carve them into that.

>>7297342

Sure, but we should be careful not to be swarmed by assloads of Khornates.

...unless there's a Daemonette in there, then, could we Implant her?

>>7297369
>>7297370
>>7297379

You fly back down to the courtyard, which is now filled with the headless corpses of bloodletters, and make your way to the palace doors. With a Gauss blast, you blow your way through, entering a grand hall made of bone, sinew, muscle and flesh.

>>7297416
Damn. Do we see any baddies? If not, then get someNecrodermis on some of the bone, and begin carving wards on there.

>>7297416

Carve wards into the bone of the walls, see what happens.

>>7297446

As you begin to experiment on the bonepillars of the great hall, you hear a roar, off in the far distance, back in the courtyard. And it draws near.

>>7297494
The monster will ruin the experiment D:
break it in the name of SCIENCE

Shit man, let's check this shit out. We have some fightan' to do.

>>7297508
>>7297521

You turn to face the doorway that you entered through, just in time to see a tremendous Chainaxe emerge through the wood.

>>7297494

Actually, hold on a sec. If Necrodermis will burn warp shit, maybe spraying Necrodermis on things would be sort of a Lictcron-in-the-warp equivalent of Acid Spray.

Quick, try it out on the wall, then check and see what the hell is charging at us.

Quickly, shoot some necrodermis at it! And let's try and gain some air on it. Try and get to a higher point near the door, and when it burst through, unload on it.

>>7297583

The Necrodermis burns a hole in the wall before dissipating.

Turning to look at the door, the Chainaxe is carving a howl in it, almost hungrily.

>>7297603

*hole.

Fuck.

>>7297603

Spray Necrodermis at the Chain Axe, anything from the warp on it will burn, anything metallic will either bind from the dermis fucking with the mechanisms, or it would make it harder for the daemon carrying it to use.

Hide out of sight of this hole, if possible.

Ambush that bitch.

What if it's a chaos space marine? Necrodermis + Power armour might not be the best thing for us...

>>7297631
nonono. spray the necrodermis on the daemon. it'll fuck him up bad, plus we can eat the chainsword after

>>7297657
*chain axe

>>7297645

Spray the Chain Axe alone, not the thing carrying it. If it ISN'T a daemon, we're fucked, but in the event it is, being able to turn it's axe against it, or ruin the axe so it can't be used by the daemon would be a good course of action.

>>7297636

You fly up, hiding in the rafters to see what sort of entity this might be. Finally, the hole is carved, and a Chaos Space Marine, in Blood-Red armor with bronze trim, his arms bare, forces his way into the great hall, roaring a cry for the glory of Khorne.

>>7297673
Oh, SHIT.
Hello Kharne!

>>7297670
It's risky, but fuck it. Squirt some of that shit at whatever it is.

>>7297673
silently fly behind, and pewpewpew everything we have at that axe, and on the odd chance it does have a bolt pistol or ranged weapon, pew that up afterwards.

Then return to rafters, and await for some more nodes to think of stuff.

>>7297680

The weapon seems to repel the necrodermis, the Daemon inside it too powerful for your necrontech to overcome.

Oh shit, shoot him with our Gauss and Warp cannon.
I'm having second thoughts on this whole necrodermis thing.

>>7297673

Holy fucking shit it's Kharn.

Send out through the speakers "SUP MAN, I HEARD YOU'RE A PRETTY COOL GUY, WANT TO GO RIP AND TEAR ON SOME IMPERIAL WORLD?"

Aim for the arms. The rules with 40k are, if it's unarmored, then it's either a good thing for us, or the thing is too important for armor.
Let's hope this thing isn't too important.

did we have time to see if carving the wards worked? if not, do we have enough time to try it now?

>>7297725
>>7297701

The man easily dodges your shots, firing at you from below with a plasma pistol.

"COME DOWN AND FIGHT ME, YOU COWARDLY MASS OF METAL!"

It's Kharn the Betrayer, guys, he's batshit insane.

There's a chance he might take us with him to go kill some Tzeentchi faggots or something, we should negotiate before we make ourselves his enemy.

>>7297746
>>7297749

Goddammit, too late, fuck.

Let's oblige the fucker, on our way down shoot at him some more. This should get interesting.

He might not be Kharn for fucksake.

Could just be a beserker, or skull champion.

However, I know it's TMG, who's fucking amazing, it will be.

I vote fly away, giggling like a faggot we are.

Fly to another realm, possiby have Kharn follow us.

Return, find differant bone fort.

We're in the fucking realm of chaos, and khorne has the biggest zone iirc, why bother risking it?

>>7297767

Let's test if it's Kharn, then.

"Do you like feline creatures?"

>>7297767
realised how much of a douche I sound. But it's a point. Would delete and rewrite that were it not 3.30am.

>>7297767
We're Chewy, man! Spawn of DOOMlictor. If we ever see him again, we're going to need some cool stories.

>>7297779

"FUCK YES I LIKE CATS, MOTHERFUCKER. NOW GET DOWN HERE SO I CAN GET SOME MOTHERFUCKING SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!"

Perhaps a bit late to say this, but Chewy Quest is going to be less... Grimdark than Lictor Quest. Perhaps comically so.

>>7297806

Well, obviously, we're a Necron Tyranid in the warp, the concept alone is laughable.

Ok, Khorne would never allow Kharn to die, especially not in his own realm.
We could either be the cool cats we are, and fight, or try and get back to Papa Doomlictor.
I'm not sure which to do...

>>7297824

We're trying to get back to Papa Doomlictor, of course, but that doesn't mean we can't have a nice adventure along the way.

While we're at it, we should be developing new Biomorphs for him. We never did get status report on the Chewyporter, either.

>>7297824
I still vote we bugger off, perhaps give a blast of

'AT LEAST DAEMONETTE CAN FIGHT PROPERLY YOU BUMBLEFUCK'

And away we fly to slaaneshi realm.

Alternativly, are there any other realms with significant metal stock?

If so, replace slaanesh with that one.

>>7297839
this

>>7297839
>>7297853

"OH, YOU'RE DEAD NOW, MOTHERFUCKER!" Kharn roars in rage, as you blow a hole in the cieling and head south.

We should book it. Doomlictor would want to keep us safe.
Just fly the fuck out of here, burst a hole in the roof with some Gauss while avoiding plasma rounds.
Once we're out, look around, and go from there.

>>7297839

Khorne's realm probably has the most metal, and that means we REALLY shouldn't piss them off too much.

In fact, if we help them, we could actually be GIVEN what we need.

We need to get out of here. Make our way to a daemon world.
There will be plenty of materials for the taking, and from there, work our way onto a ship and try and meet up with Doomlictor.
Assuming a couple hundred years haven't passed since we've been in here.

>>7297875
This is what I was hoping for achieving.

...except he's Kharn D:

Also, is Kharn following us?

>>7297875
I doubt that. From our experiences in Khorne's realm so far, they don't seem that friendly. Something tells me that showing up on their door step with a bouquet of severed heads won't do the trick.

>>7297893

Keep in mind that their first encounter with you was you blowing a couple of bloodletters into chunks.

>>7297890

Yep, Kharn's running along the ground after you, shouting insults and cursing your mother.

>>7297893
>>7297890

That's because we went in there killing everything. If we hadn't, you know, PISSED KHARN OFF we might have been able to work something out, maybe.

>>7297910
Hmm, what sort of speed can we reach compared to Kharn?

Because I'm thinking lead him into a differant realm, fly really high, then bugger off back to Khorneville and metal for the metal god.

Also, as a provocation and a test to see if we can damage him, shoot him up a bit with the gauss flayer.

>>7297912
I don't think he's the most diplomatic chap to start off with.

Do know of anything that could hurt Kharn, or at least get him to leave us alone?

>>7297926

He dodges your Gauss shots, and returns with a volley of plasma-pistol fire, which you easily dodge.

He's having no trouble keeping up with you, though.

>>7297926

You know, we could also come back later and see if he's calmed down any, instead of trying to piss him off even more.

What the hell happened to being subtle with Doomlictor?

>>7297944

Find him something else to kill, and hope he gets distracted.

Alternatively, a cat is fine too.

>>7297946
Hmm, we need a way of ditching this guy once he's started ripping and tearing through some daemons.

Only thing I can think of is high altitude trollfacing, any ideas fellow nodes?

Is it possible to regurgitate the Furies we have in our belly, perhaps they will be a proper distraction. Or maybe they'll just start attacking us...

>>7297966

We really should get away from this "piss off the psychopath" track we're on.

Head for Slaanesh's place, fly over some hard to run through terrain along the way, find Cats.

>>7297975

if you think they'd distract him for any real amount of time...

>>7298004
Alright, let's just fly higher. Are there any mountains near by? Tall structures? Something that would cause him to climb a bit.

>>7298020

Slaanesh's palace is to the south, beyond a range of mountains shaped like... Well, you know.

>>7298027
That seems like a nice place to head towards. We're pretty much immune to any temptation he could throw at us, right?

>>7298039

Hopefully.

>>7298048
Start heading that way, and look for any useful materials.
We only absorbed those two axes earlier?

>>7298048
Keep a vigil on your anatomy. Should you start developing genitalia, retreat.

>>7298056

Yes, you nommed the axes.

As you fly towards the mountains, a great rainforest appears below you. Kharn is soon lost to sight, and you can hear his cries of rage fade into the distance.

>>7298027

STONKING GREAT TITS

>>7298076

The mountain range actually looks like an overdeveloped futa laying on her back.

Aaaaaaaaaaand I need to eat. Back in a few.

>>7298086

CLOSE ENOUGH, THERE'S STILL TITS THERE!

Back.

WHAT DO?

SET FIRE TO THE FOREST

>>7298299

No.

Continue course towards Slaanesh's place.

>>7298308

After a few hours of flight, the palace approaches on the horizon - surrounded by six concentric rings.

>>7298352

Please tell me those rings aren't around that "futa" part you mentioned before.

Spray necro acid on EVERYTHING.

>>7298365

Nope, you're past the mountain range.

Flying above the rings, you can see a massive swarm of daemons, numbering literally in the millions. They don't seem to have noticed you.

Try to find some Noise Marines, and test out your speakers.

Did eating those axes allow us to develop anything?
Also, see if we can find someone in Slaanesh's area to talk to. Let's not piss off Lucius (or however we meet in there).

>>7298427

Do you wish to land at the perimeter of the outermost ring, and look for a way in?

>>7298427

Yeah, we really should avoid pissing off everything in the warp.

Besides, we have speakers and our dad was motherfucking DOOMLICTOR, we should fit right in here.

>>7298389
Attempt to form HIVEMIND ANTENNA. Testing... 1 2 3... HIVEMIND can you hear us?

>>7298437

No such luck.

>>7298448
Request guitar lessons from the closest Noise Marine.

>>7298432
Yeah. land at the perimeter. Look for a dick-shaped entrance.

Also, lets try to develop something awesome with those devoured axes. I'd like a backup plan just in case.

Let's develop a radio transponder with antennae for future use.

>>7298448
Damn, no HIVEMIND = must return new findings to Fleet manually. Attempt to find an isolated native for friendly contact.

>>7298475

Phase and Daemon Chain Claws.

Also, remember that awesome battle music we mentioned before, composed from the screams of Guardsman? Start blaring that over our speakers.

>>7298492
Agreed. Add in tasty riffs.

>>7298473
>>7298475
>>7298482

As you land, and begin to circle the parameter, you soon come to an entrance, leading you to the first ring. The doorway is magnificent, crafted from the finest rare materials, and shaped like what you recognize as a human female's reproductive organs.

>>7298492
FUCK. YES.

Start blasting the loudest, fastest and most amazing music you can. Add in screams of Guardsmen and arrange the screams to mimic words. Then add in some Pipe Organ and Harpsichord

>>7298520
>>7298498

I'm pretty sure we don't know what any of those are, yet, aside from the screams.

>>7296545
>>7298508
Do we contain seed for Genestealers?

>>7298534
We know of all music and instuments the Hivemind has ever heard or learned of.

>>7298536

Nope. You CAN produce Rippercrons though.

>>7298520

Alright, you start blasting music. No reaction from anything nearby.

Scan the doorway. Real materials, or warpstuff?

>>7298556

Which is, screaming. We haven't been able to identify music in the past, chances are we can't now.

>>7298565
Blast it louder. SHAKE THE FUCKING WALLS!

Don't produce rippercrons just yet.

We still need mobility, and bulding rippers will cost metal, which we may need for technomorphs

What weapons/upgrades could we build?

>>7298565
Use music as camouflage while exploring, enter orifice. Keep an eye out for materials useful for making more Rippercrons.

>>7298579
This. See if we can release any of the drugs we absorbed before we decided to kamikaze the warp rift, too.

>>7298619
>>7298579

You boost the volume to literally ear-shattering levels, but again, no response.

>>7298669
THOSE CHEEKY MOTHERFUCKERS! Rape that door with your Gauss and Demon Cannon.

>>7298692

As you take aim at the door, it creaks, and begins to open, practically inviting you to enter.

Let's try and get some of those tasty materials.

WAIT! This is a trick. Don't nom anything here. If it look tempting in any way, shape or form, leave it. What the fuck are we doing here?

>>7298669

Turn the volume a bit lower and explore more. Develop a phallic piece of carapace on our crotch, something we really won't feel if touched, and something that can be removed.

This should attract Daemonettes without making us more susceptible to them.

>>7298706
Go inside, cautiously.

>>7298722
Not made of Necrodermis, if possible.

>>7298750

Doesn't matter what it's made of, Slaaneshis love erot... I mean, exotic materials. Necrodermis would probably only turn them on more.

Shoot the door anyway. Everything here is a trick.

>>7298722

... Request Confirmation?

>>7298734

You enter into the first ring, and find piles of precious metals, jewels, statues of daemons and exquisitely beautiful humans littering the landscape. The walls are made of the finest marble.

>>7298811
Fuck that shit, man. I don't even know what we're doing here.
A phallic object could lure some Daemonettes... Why not, do it.

>>7298811
Confirm Demonette attractant. Better for camo.

Use Necrodermis feeler tendril to test things for metal thats really metal and not some kind of strange Slaaneshi material that would make the HIVEMIND vomit and then start masturbating sadly.

>>7298811
try to attract some daemonettes with our chitin-dick. maybe we can come to an "arrangement."

>>7298833
>>7298842

Very well, pseudo-cock attachment forming.

As you near the piles of precious ores and metals, you feel an overwhelming urge to touch them, hold them, caress them, absorb them into your form... A little bit can't hurt, just a little bit...

>>7298876
GAUSS THEM RIGHT NOW!

The minerals are a lie! All this is a lie! Melt the ores down, and douse them with bodily waste!

>>7298876
Resist! Think of Papa Doomlictor.
Do we have any knowledge of any of this stuff from the various things we've eaten, and knowledge gained from the cultists Doomlictor had eaten?

>>7298876
Poke them tentatively with a necrodermis tendril. If dissovle into screaming madness, then don't eat it. Otherwise nom.

>>7298876

Spit Necrodermis at them, whatever doesn't dissolve is probably safe to eat

>>7298917

You spray a blast of necrodermis at one of the piles, and it instantly begins to dissolve into a pile of gray ooze at your feet.

>>7298931
Shit's no good, move on.

>>7298931
Grey ooze is not edible. Look around, does there seem to be any indication of nearby activity? Especially edible activity.

>>7298931
Scream "Slannesh is a transparent, retarded Chucklefuck."

>>7298931
Pity.

Confirm: Carapace phallus made of metal (non-necro), with retractable barbs and necrodermis injection tube?

>>7298952
Dammit, we're trying to NOT piss people off this time

>>7298952

STOP TRYING TO PISS OFF CHAOS GODS

We should, instead, yell "No more games, I wish to talk", then close your eyes, since looking at Slaanesh leads to bad things.

>>7298936
>>7298944

No movement - Everything is deathly still.

As you bypass the first ring, you come to the second ring - a great lake of wine, with islands containing creat feasts, tables groaning under their weight. A series of bridges connects the shore with the island chain.

>>7298963

...Necrojism?

>>7298971
Ignore it. The food is a lie.

>>7298971
Continue on.

>>7298977

Head to the next ring?

>>7298971
Food is good for om nom. Examine it with a sensory organ.

>>7298990

Ignore food, continue.

>>7298990
Yes.

Can we produce a ripper for testing various things?

>>7299015
Seconded. Non-necrodermis on the outside, if possible.

>>7299015

Continue, but do this also. We shall name him Bitey.

>>7298993
>>7298999
>>7299002

You continue on, past the islands, and come now to the third circle - fields of incredible beauty, populated by scantily-clad human youths of both sexes.

>>7299015

Yes, you could creat a Rippercron or two to test things.

Bitey works, I don't exactly expect him to last that long.

Ignore them.

>>7299043

Continue, make Bitey and Nibbly. Make them twins.

>>7299043
Continue on, the humans can wait til later.

>>7299043
Excellent, attempt contact. If they speak languages that we know, then say "Where is Leader?" if not, try to figure out what's going on.

Don't try to talk to them. Do not.

>>7299085
Do we know the dangers of the Warp? Probably not. Finding out could be fun.

>>7299114
>>7299079

Why is it I get the feeling you're the same guy that was all "RAWR LET'S PISS OFF KHARN THE BETRAYER!"?

And who better to teach us about them than Slaanesh? But first we must pass his trials.

>>7299065
>>7299068
>>7299069

Rippers will be ready in 10 minutes.

As you reach the edge of the fields, you come to the rim of what looks like a colliseum, peopled with what looks like the swarms of the hive fleet. Upon seeing you at the edge of the pit, they raise a massive chittering, which you recognize as a sign of celebration.

>>7299129
That was a different Anon; I'm the one that uses complete sentences and punctuation.

>>7299145

Ignore them, fuck the fleet, we're in this for Papa Doomlictor. This is all an attempt to appeal to our pride, and/or vanity.

>>7299145
Sweet, broadcast Friend-Or-Foe signal. If our Fleet, celebrate, upload new data.

>>7299145
Ignore the fuck out of them. The Fleet is nothing to us anymore. Papa DOOMlictor is the only one that matters. Continue to the next ring.

>>7299145
It's a trick, we serve none but Papa Doomlictor.

>>7299188
Dude. We are in Slanneshs Realm. Everything here is dangerous. Do not interact with anything.

Even if "Papa DOOMlictor" shows up.

>>7299173
>>7299191
>>7299199

You fly over the fleet of chittering Tyranids, and land on the edge of the other side of the colliseum. Before you lies a beautiful, seemingly endless garden.

>>7299220
Is Papa Doomlictor here?

>>7299145

Well the other ones were tricks, but this seems legit.

Seriously, we're gonna move all the way to the middle, where we'll find papa doomlictor only it will be a trap only it doesn't matter what we do since we can't lose.

>>7299220

I believe it's a troll, since he's saying we should fall for all the most obvious traps ever conceived.

And yes, Papa Doomlictor being here would also be a trap.

I guess it's a good thing that the only emotion that we can feel is love towards Papa. This could be a bit difficult if we gave a shit about any of this stuff.

>>7299242

>we can't lose

You don't think I won't punish stupid decisions? REALLY?

>>7299228
Keep going.

>>7299228

Ignore the garden. In fact, fly over it, something will probably happen if we walk through it.

>>7299257
>>7299256
Agreed.

IGNORE EVERYTHING! CONTINUE FORWARD! These are but tricks, illusions to dissuade us, to taunt us, to indulge our greed.

We are humble. We are not greedy. We need not these lies.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nUTXb-ga1fo

>>7299257
>>7299256

As you soar over the garden, you can hear whispers wafting up to you, prompting recollections of your past deeds.

>>7299266
Blast your music to drown out the whispers. Continue on.

Our past deeds are nothing in comparison to our future acts.

Ignore all "feelings" of pride. The only moments we feel pride of any sort are with Papa.

>>7299266

Focus on the path, ignore the recollections. They're only a distraction.

>>7299266

lalalalalalalalalalalalala

>>7299265
YES!

In fact, start blasting this out of our speakers.

"AND I WONT! BACK! DOWN! GONNA STAND! MY! GROUND!"

>>7299293
>>7299292
>>7299290
>>7299288
>>7299285
>>7299281

Eventually, you clear the garden. Before you stretches a beach, and beyond that, a vast ocean. The breeze is warm, and the urge to sit and rest for just a moment is overpowering.

>>7298076
>>7298027

am i a bad person if my first thought was penises

As if you have to ask.

>>7299321
Think of Papa. Think of the determination he had. He wouldn't rest for a second.

>>7299321

Keep going. If possible, flip off the nearest thing that looks capable of vision.

>>7299321

...why the fuck would a Lictcron need to sit and rest?

Continue on.

>>7299321
Rest is for the weak. We are not weak. Continue on.

>>7299334
>>7299343
>>7299344

Looking off into the distance of the ocean, there seems to be an island several miles out, with a speck of gold on it.

Are we on the innermost ring?

>>7299366

Yes, the beach was the last ring.

>>7299356

Head for the Island, assuming there's no other place to go.

>>7299356
Head for it.

Let's head towards that island.

what does the power field do?

>>7299374
>>7299377

You head off over the calm, bright-blue waters, towards the island. As you draw closer, you can discern a mass of Daemonettes fawning over a single figure, lounging on a chair, sunbathing.

>>7299404

Awww shit. Is dat sum Slaanesh?

>>7299404
Hover in exacty the right position to block out the sunlight falling on the figure.

>>7299423

Most likely.

Thankfully, you don't have a soul for him to consume in the first place.

>>7299404

Don't look at the figure in the chair. Don't ask it to talk to you, talk to one of the daemonettes next to it.

>>7299435

Do this.

Boom through our speakers "Hey, we passed your tests... now what?"
Be cool about it, let's not piss off this god.

>>7299435

This.

>>7299435
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees

>>7299441
this. we dont want to piss off another Chaos power

>>7299435


yessssssssssssssssssss

>>7299435
>>7299442
>>7299447

You hover a few meters above the figure, blocking out its sun. The daemonettes look up at you, muttering amongst themselves, as the figure on the chair removes its sunglasses, and looks up at you.

"What -are- you, creature, and how have you gotten this far into my domain?"

>>7299485
"I've got balls of steel."

>>7299485
"I'm Chewbacca. Raaaaaaaarwl."

>>7299485

>As the creature puts on its sunglasses and looks at you.


YYYYYYYEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!

>>7299485

Hover there without saying anything. Pull the troll face, at least inwardly.

>>7299485
Gauss it's face

>>7299485
"Good day to you. I am a crime against the Universe. I got here by not being retarded."

>>7299495

This works too.

>>7299495

Holy fuck, this.

>>7299495
This, while trollfacing.

>>7299529

Oh god this. Please this.

>>7299495
this

>>7299495

Addendum to this: If we're asked to show him, generate two steel ball bearings roughly the size of a human fist and drop them on the beach at his feet.

>>7299529
This, for the love of all that is good and right.

>>7299523
>>7299529

The bikini-clad figure sighs, getting up and beckoning you towards a bar under a large overhang. "Come, we have things to discuss... Chewy."

>>7299501
>>7299529

>>7299495

i advocate a combonation of the above

>>7299495
>>7299529
>>7299555
Oh god I lol'd

Do we have the correct materials to create balls made of steel?

>>7299575

Follow, listen, but ENGAGE HYPER-PARANOIA MODE.

>>7299575
Go with it. Don't get within molesting distance though.

>>7299586

As you follow him to the bar, you drop a pair of steel balls on the bar in front of him. He giggles, looking over at you. "Clever."

>>7299586

Steel is just iron with a smidge of carbon in it. Shouldn't be too hard.

>>7299610
I was unaware that we could make anything not covered in necrodermis.
balls of necrodermis.

>>7299603
"So, as you are a mighty Chaos God or whatever I suppose you actually want something or you would be raping me right now."

>>7299603

Tilt our head to one side, like an inquisitive parrot or lizard. We did just answer his question, after all.

>>7299633

this,

also, i t hink its auto saging

>>7299623

Slaanesh turns to you and laughs, preparing to pat you on the back, but apparently thinking better of it.

"Even if you had the required... Equipment for the sorts of activity that we engage in here, it would be terrible manners for me to do as you suggest. Besides, you are the spawn of one of my greatest servants! Why would I want to harm you?"

>>7299661

>>7299661

>you are the spawn of one of my greatest servants!

> DOOMLICTOR

Apparently, he really did make a name for himself.

Ask him/her how we go about getting out of here, and ask how Doomlictor is doing.

>>7299661
Greatest servants? Do explain.

Sorry to end it for the night on such a climactic note /tg/, but I need to sleep and the thread's autosaging.

Archived thread is here: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/7296545/

>>7299697

YOU GLORIOUS DICKTEASE.

>>7299703

Hey, you are in Slaanesh's kingdom ;3