Is it still MAN QUEST?

"I want to protect you."

>>10526077
Man, a hat-trick.
You've got some stamina Goshujin-Sama

>>10526090
No, go away.

Fuck off with your spam.

Blue option.

Not sure which one that is, but the blue one. You know, the one that's in the upper left as I hit X a lot to skip the dialogue.

Bring up the XP table so we can spend all our XP on Will, Skill, and Cunning.
People wasted it TWICE during that squid fight on moves we could've easily tanked. :[

>>10526077
Renegade choice.

>>10526098
If only x didn't also trigger dialogue options before they showed up.

>>10526097
Did this guy just tell himself to fuck off and sage himself?
... wat

>>10526090

When ISN'T it? Every time you think Maid Quest is, well, Maid Quest, SUDDENLY, GIANT SQUID ATTACKS.

I have literally lost count of how often that shit happens.

>>10526107
Weren't we thinking of saving our XP so we could ace our fight with Reginald?

"I want to protect you."
Seriously, Alicia isn't the fan of our trolling, Asmoday is. And right now, I hate that bitch.

"I want to protect you.... But I also need to tease you!"

Then proceed to tickle her!

>>10526125
skill boosts are far more effective as they act as a multiplier on rolls

>>10526077
Protect her. Need to reinforce her feelings for us after that squid debacle.

>>10526077
Tease her.

Tease her.

>>10526077
Paragon.

>>10526125
NOT IF PEOPLE KEEP WASTING IT LIKE THIS.
You will take 7 damage. You have 20hp. Prevent damage?
>HURPADURP YES OMG DO NOT WANT TO WASTE VALUABLE HP, SPEND USELESS XP FIRST
God damn it.

And yes, skill bonuses add multipliers and are good.

>>10526077
Tease, though is she looks annoyed switch to serious/corny mode.

>>10526133
this is also acceptable

>>10526107
You'll have a chance to spend XP soon. :P

-----
> Overwhelming vote for Blue

"Well," you say to her. "At the risk of sounding cheesy. . . I want to protect you. You're important to me." You reach out and put your hand over hers. "And so I'll do whatever it takes to protect you from danger. Whatever it takes."

Alicia looks up into your eyes. "That was incredibly cheesy and really lame," she says, raising an eyebrow. "How the hell do you say that without laughing?"

>>10526168

THIS GODDAMIT THIS

>>10526176
"By meaning every word of it."

>>10526176
"This is probably going to sound cheesy too, but when you mean it, you don't find it funny."

>>10526176
because i mean it

also was last thread archived?

>>10526176

"I remember the consequences of my last failure, and suddenly it isn't very fucking funny anymore."

RENEGADE INTERRUPT!

I mean, that squid dealt a 7 damage attack (we burnt XP) and a 12 damage attack (we burnt XP) to us, that would've left us standing on 1hp.
Plus, Donald threw a group heal for 5hp in there.
All that burnt XP was completely and utterly fucking wasted and that makes me angry. >:[

>>10526176
"Usually it takes a lot of practice, but this time I actually mean it."

>>10526176
"By meaning it. Also by saving the silliness for THIS-"

THEN IT'S TICKLE TIME

>>10526200

But we beat the squid! Besides, we've got plenty of XP coming from trolls anyhow.

>>10526212
inb4 Nabokov

>>10526212
oo second for the lulz

>>10526212
>>10526194
Either of these.

>>10526194

Seconding this. The rest of you are so corny... my god it's like I'm being chased through a cornfield by a guy dual-wielding hams

>>10526194
this is much more appropriate

>>10526194
My votes with this guy.

>>10526194
This, because life is a movie.

> Look, I hate to be an asshole, but. . . if you're arguing how to minmax over a 4chan /tg/ fetish quest. . .

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>>10526187
>>10526192
>>10526193
>>10526194
>>10526212
>>10526208

"I say it by meaning it," you say. "From the bottom of my heart."

Alicia gulps, and her eyes get a bit misty. "Really?" she says, choking up a bit.

"Yup. . . also," you say, leaning in close. . . "by teasing the HELL OUT OF YOU."

AND THEN THE TICKLING COMMENCES!

> You: 4
> Alicia: 2

Alicia lets out a shriek and then curls up in a ball as you start to tickle her! She drops the iced lemonade onto the sand, but doesn't seem to care as she giggles uncontrollably, batting your hands away! Of course, you being like, twice her size, you have no problem pushing through and tickling her ribs and side mercilessly!

>>10526200
To give you an idea on why burning XP on a roll like that is stupid:
Raising a stat will cost ... what, 30xp? 40xp? currently.
That's effectively a bonus of 3.5 to every single roll using it.
As long as there are at least 12 rolls left in the quest using that stat (and for skill and cunning, there will be), it's better to spend XP raising the stat than passing the rolls.
I agree it's good to spend XP to pass a vital roll. But none of those squid hits were vital. It doesn't matter how much HP you have as long as you have more than 1. :)
Willpower also adds HP, and we could use some more HP so people don't panic and start spending XP to sump attacks.

> by the way, the old thread still needs archiving.

>>10526254

cool spam - i mean quest thread

>>10526266
>I'll do it if anybody has a clue what fucking number it is.

>>10526254
> Fetish quest
Well, at least one of you admits this is porn.

>>10526274
10524445

>>10526254
After tickling, pull her into a hug and kiss her on the forehead, cuddle for a while.

>>10526254
>if you're arguing how to minmax over a 4chan /tg/ fetish quest. . .
Yes, I am arguing how to best spend XP in a setting that involves the spending of XP.

>>10526274
XLIII i think?

>>10526277
No, I mean like, Maid Quest number.
We're on thirty-what?

>>10526254
Make a couple sneak attacks behind the knees!

>>10526276
Honey, I've been referring to this as badly written fapfiction since the very first troll this quest got called it that many months ago. :)

-----
>>10526285
XLIV

44, 43?

>>10526276
since when has anyone denied the fetish quest bit?

it's just enjoyable

>>10526290

>behind the knees

Best place to tickle ever, you merciless bastard.

>>10526296
> Honey
I didn't know we had that kind of relationship, doll.

>>10526296
no, it's XLV there was a misnumbering in there

>>10526280
>>10526290
You give her a few more tickles and a few behind the knees, then you curl up with her and kiss her on the forehead, before cuddling on the lawn chair. . .

You hear a throat clear behind you. It's one of the CODE NABOKOV guys. "Ummm. . . look," he says, a bit nervously. "We all got a briefing saying that you're cool and all, but. . . could you, like. . . maybe NOT cuddle like that in public? Just so we don't become the subject of some investigative report, like the Catholic Church?"

Archived under XLIV.

Not sure if that's right, but that's what Goshujin-Sama said.

>>10526307
also, i posted the first thread for archiving, and if i try to post it again it says it's already there

but i can't find it anywhere in the archives.

anybody seeing maid quest XLIV in there?

>>10526320

"Of course, I wouldn't want any trouble".

Use magic to cloak ourselves in an illusion that we're just there sunbaking, and cuddle uninterrupted.

>>10526320
"Oh, yea."
(Or just say we're an Italian family, shit like that is normal).

>>10526320
"You got a problem with my little sister?"

>>10526337
it's named "avatarfaggotry."

What time of day is it? Like, mid-afternoon?

>>10526337

down for streaming probably

>>10526320
"Tickling is perfectly innocent, my good man! But I think we're done for now anyways. Now shoo."

And if he gives you any more hassle, tickle HIM.

>>10526356
What do they even Stream?

>>10526364

I like that idea :D

>>10526354
It's about 3 or 4pm, I figure, after the epic battle with the squid.

It's getting a bit towards the afternoon, yeah. Stay in the park, or find somewhere else to go?

>>10526305
I second this!
Now where's that spend XP chart...

>>10526375
Can I make a vote towards something really simple and corny, like sitting under a tree holding hands?

Goshujin-Shama's here, yay!

Have we moved on past the mean kid and gotten back to the cute kitty yet?

>>10526337
Maid Quest Holy Fuck What Number Is This

>>10526353
how the fuck did that happen?

someone may need to talk to a suptg mod (i can't due to irc issues)

>>10526364
> "Tickling is perfectly innocent, my good man! But I think we're done for now anyways. Now shoo."

The CODE guy nods and sighs, then walks off to go and stand in the corner with an earpiece on.

Alicia curls up in your arms and rests her head on your shoulder as she watches the people play in the wave pool. "You know," she says, "this really does remind me of going to Coney Island, back when I was alive. A different time."

>>10526385

>>10526337
10524445 is archived.
10522934 still isn't.

>>10526375
Let's visit Epcot.
Might as well hit up Epcot before ending Disneyland, then fly back home and spend XP before anyone wastes it again

>>10526375
Leave the park, go to EPCOT, go watch Cruisin' and all the little-kid shit (Honey I Shrunk the Audience should be interesting), have dinner in Morocco.

>>10526375
Let's go do other stuff. Probably want Alicia to change first though

>>10526398
a troll archive 10522934 as avatarfaggotry

>>10526393
"Waterslides and giant squids? I think maybe I should avoid Coney Island"

>>10526407
>Honey I Shrunk the Audience should be interesting
Goshujin will no doubt make this incredibly awesome somehow.

>>10526419

Haha, this.

>>10526385
Chen what are you doing
Get off of /tg/ you are a touhou
You don't even have the internet.

>>10526340
this is true, this guy i used to know would kiss his dad all the time. shit was creepy

>>10526423
Or hand wave the rest of the day so we can GET ON WITH IT. Not that I'm not having fun but I think we've played up everything we can here.

>>10526449
Eh, it's nonsexual. I can dig it.
Anyway. EPCOT now!

rolled 3, 4 = 7

>>10526453
Well something interesting has to happen at Epcot.
Random event using Cyberpunk setting?

>>10526478
We have the potential for awesome and you roll Deliverymen.
... Get the fuck out.

> Okay, if I get one more complaint about XP, I'm taking it all away from you fuckers. :P

>>10526419
"Okay," Alicia laughs. "Maybe not JUST like Coney Island. . . but kinda. Laying on the beach, watching people play in the water, hearing the sounds of carousels and such. . ."

Her voice fades away, and she falls silent for a moment, and the two of you just watch the people play in the waves for a bit.

"Think we're done here?" you ask.

"Yeah," Alicia says. "I think so."

-----
You head back to your hotel rooms to take a quick shower and change before heading out to EPCOT, the final park you'll be going to before heading home.

The lines at the front aren't so bad in the early afternoon, and the park itself, although full of people, isn't nearly as crowded as some others. Seems a lot of tourists went home early to avoid traffic.

As you walk through the park, hand in hand, you see a lonely form rolling between some park benches, picking up trash with a mechanical arm and dropping it into its waste bin.

"I didn't know there was a PUSH here," Alicia says.

"I didn't either. I don't think there's supposed to be one," you say.

The PUSH turns and sees the two of you, then rolls up, respectfully. "Hello there," it says, in a lilting, contralto tone. "You must be the young couple my cousins told me about."

>>10526495
Tell your Magic Kingdom cousin that the key he gave us was awesome.
Also, have a hat.
*Give PUSH a hat*

>>10526495
> PUSH at Epcot
Alright, now this is getting creepy.

Is Alicia wearing a hat? If so, just take it off her head and put it on PUSH.

Ask him, "What's our prize?"

>>10526495
aw Jesus Christ how many of you bastards are there?

>>10526495
"PUSH, are you stalking us?"

> Him
> Contralto
Yeah, no.

>>10526495
I'd think so ues... but I'd rather not guess at what was said about us.

>>10526522
seriously how many pushes are there?

>>10526522
We should take a sample of Push and give it to the reticulan combat android.
Just to troll the android when it forms into a trash can.

>>10526495

He's a damn flip-top bin. The SHAME of the PUSH family.

>>10526495
Cousins? You guys actually reproduce?

>>10526535

Contralto was a male voice.

.... Either pre-pubescent, or snippy snippy'ed.

>>10526495

>>10526495
>>10526511
>>10526521
>>10526522
>>10526513

". . . how many of you are there?" you ask.

"We are everywhere. Watching. Waiting. Sometimes we are silent," the PUSH says. "Sometimes. . . like now. . . we reveal ourselves."

"What do you want? A hat?" you ask.

"A hat. . . would be nice. I, however, am not here to ask for any gifts. I am simply here to give a warning: Cherish the moments you have," the PUSH says. "Too often, they are gone too soon, and then all you have left are memories."

And with those enigmatic words, it turns and leaves.

>>10526549
Contralto is the deepest female classical singing voice,[1] with the lowest tessitura,[2] falling between tenor and mezzo-soprano. It typically ranges between the F below middle C (F3 in scientific pitch notation) to the second G above middle C (G5), although at the extremes some voices can reach the E below middle C (E3) or the second B♭ above middle C (B♭5).[1]

>>10526541
"PUNY HUMANS! I HAVE AWAKENED AND WILL DESTROY YOU ALL!"
...
"Your mother was a trash can. This is sparta!"
*kicks Android down the stairs*

>>10526555
run that fucker down and demand he tell you more! or be dismantled for being a witch

>>10526555
That was... poignant. If slightly depressing.

Good advice I guess. Common let's go do some cherishin'

>>10526555
Turn to Alicia: "Let's get back to cherishing the moments we have."

>>10526564

It WAS a male voice as well, but that was back in the days when castrating a young boy to make him an awesome singer was "in".

Italians, man. Don't fuck with Italians.

Am I the only person worried this will turn into Alicia being our main woman?

>>10526571
"HEY! HEY!" you shout. "WAIT! You can't just come here and say something like that and walk away! HEY! COME BACK HERE! I'm talking to you!"

The PUSH ignores you. Instead, it makes its way through a pair of double doors, which close behind it.

>>10526555
Turn to Alicia. "Funny how everyone keeps telling us to enjoy the moments we have. It's like they expect us to die or something."

>>10526598
roar furiously at the doors

>>10526598
use your key on the doors, if you just run through nothing will be there

>>10526604
"It's like they don't realize that such things are trivial to us by now."

>>10526604
>>10526593
>>10526586
> Turn to Alicia. "Funny how everyone keeps telling us to enjoy the moments we have. It's like they expect us to die or something."

Alicia doesn't reply. She simply takes your hand in hers and squeezes it tightly, looking down at the ground.

>>10526604

"Just a heads-up, if you die and go to hell again, look for my coming in the north on the third day.

It'll take at least 48 hours to steal an M-60."

>>10526598
DON'T FOLLOW

GO CHERISH

>>10526598
Well, fuck it.
Let's wait for Goshujin to do something awesome with "Honey I shrunk the audience", then get back to the mansion and spend XP.

Plot points to follow:
#1: Sex Felicia to stop her reputation from dropping
#2: Stop Felicia from eating Remy
#3: Give Kat his love and a girl body
#4: Bind, destroy, or charm Asmoday somehow.

>>10526621
"What? Oh, come on. How many times do we have to play jesus before people get it, anyway?"

A beat.

"...or are you not telling me something I should know?"

> Cunning check

>>10526621

Oh god what aren't you telling me about us that we should know in case of random threat thrown at us

>>10526621
It's not like we haven't died before. Hell is still licking its wounds from the ass we kicked.

>>10526635
#5.cum into the intake of the alien sphere

>>10526635
Anon, I couldn't agree with you more.

>>10526597
I'd... I'd be okay with this. But I have no preference either way, really.

>>10526621
time to roll a cunning check gauise

>>10526659
I, for one, would really rather not wind up with the small child.

>>10526635

I say we just pick up a ball of yarn before we head home and play with the poor catgirl. Not all attention has to be sex, yanno.

You spend the rest of your day at EPCOT, enjoying your time there, both at Honey I Shrunk The Audience, and the big geodesic testicle and such. After the adventures in the other parks, you're on edge, tense, expecting explosions and madness.

None of it happens. It's just a nice day at EPCOT.

Alicia, however, is a bit quiet throughout the whole trip. You can tell that she's enjoying it, but something is also bothering her, something she's not talking about.

>>10526621
She knows something.

>>10526649
gotta go with this

>>10526635
Fuck charming and binding Asmoday. She crossed a line. Death is too good, but the best we can do.

>>10526621
Huh, well that's not good.
Smile and squeeze her hand back.
"You know I'm going to do anything to protect all of my girls. You can rely on that much."

>>10526680
get her some catnip

>>10526649
>>10526674
roll 1d6 x 4

>>10526684
"Alicia, your story arc has almost ended, and there's at least one more flag I haven't tripped. What's up?"

rolled 5 = 5

>>10526698

>>10526597
Blame retards a few threads back deciding we should spend 3 god damn days in an amusement park.

In fact, let me take this minute to thank our GM for making what should've been an incredibly boring side-quest pretty interesting. And especially for Lich-Disney.

rolled 5, 3, 5, 4 = 17

>>10526698

rolled 3 = 3

>>10526698

>>10526703
We can actually get away with this, I just realized.

>>10526684
Hug her.

Do not let her go no matter what.

"Alicia, tell me what's wrong, if you tell me I can work to fix it, if you don't I'm not letting go."

>>10526684
re-suggesting this >>10526694
add
"A bit late to keep things to yourself now. Tell me what's up, and we'll deal with it together."

>>10526703
I hate you so much.

rolled 4, 5, 4, 2 = 15

rollan

>>10526707
Nice roll, anon.
>>10526703
I think the only thing we have left to do is deal with Asmoday, right?

>>10526684

"Yanno kid, I can read you like a goddamn book. Spill."

>>10526707
Something occurs to you as you're walking out of the park, on the way back to your hotel rooms, at the end of the day. . .

Alicia claims that the locket contains a spell that will change Katherine.

That locket used to contain her and Maximilian's souls.

The kind of spell she's talking about requires an insane amount of magical energy to cast.

A chill passes over you. It's not entirely due to the sun setting over the hills.

>>10526691
binding Asmoday helplessly with Alicia in control of her power and body would probably be a fate worse than death of the demon.

>>10526748
And the Reg, but that will be mostly dealt with in his side-quest.

>>10526758
"So, you expect to die when i give the locket to katherine?"

>>10526758
You bastard. He's going to make us choose one over the other guys.


ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff

>>10526758
Well, that's noble of her. Wait until you get back to the room, tell her you know, explain how much this means to you, be ready for crying.

>>10526703
seconding this.
I -think- all we have left to do with Alicia is deal with her evil side somehow. Felicia just needs to be sexed repeatedly. Kat's almost done and just needs to be given his love back (and a shiny new vagina). Sam's done, except for Reginald. Jehanne's done.
Now:
Koyomi might need a bit more work. Don't know how to do this.
Carmine apparently has a boon waiting. I know not what it is.
But whatever these are, we'd better plow through them quickly!

>>10526758
now we need simply contain lady asmod-howeverthefuckyouspellit into some type of magical focus so the locket doesn't rip out Alica's soul or some shit. To Walt!

>>10526758

So, we need souls, do we? The best place to go for souls, is Hell.

And what do we have a book full of, back at the Mansion?

Yeeeaaahh.

You can't do this Goshujin-Sama, there's supposed to be a harem ending!

Also, I'll gladly leave Kat for Alicia, otherwise these three days will have been wasted, and 10% is a lot to waste.

>>10526774
Even better, he's making us choose one over the other after letting us have three full days entirely spent on one.

>>10526758
Well, ask her about this. We'll find a way around it.

>>10526758
We are NOT just going to use the locket when we get back. We will convene a meeting with everyone, except Alicia perhaps, look at those notes, analyze our magical items, and explore the mansions catacombs. No one will be sacrificed for anyone else.

>>10526758
Well SHIT...

Looks like we aren't giving Kat that locket... We need to figure out something else...

>>10526792
or we could just find another method

>>10526758
*sigh* We're going to have to go back into Hell to get Alicia, aren't we?
Well saddle up. At least we can bring the (former?) trap with us.

Wait wait. I'm pretty sure Alicia got her soul back when she got the locket. I think what she's sad about is having to use Max's for the spell. After all, despite his betrayal, she did love the guy enough to give up her virginity in a time when that still meant something.

>>10526793
oh shit this man has an idea!

>>10526793
Nice.
>>10526782
Do this, wait for her to get going, then spring the alternate energy source on her.

>>10526801
Time to turn a lust demon into a battery so we can have the trap and the lolidaemonhost

>>10526774
Fuck that! There's always a way to get a perfect score, and we're gonna do it!

>>10526816
But that's insane!
How did Alicia manage to get Kat's love in the first place?

>>10526832
we've got an almost fully formed female body sitting at home, and a cute scientist that likes us

we may still have a way

>>10526770
>>10526804
". . . you're expecting to die when the locket gets returned, aren't you?" you say to Alicia, on the tram ride back to the hotel.

Alicia curls up on her seat and hugs her knees to her chest, looking miserable. "It. . . it seemed like a good idea at the time," she says, slowly. "After all that happened to me. . . the idea of finally dying and being at rest, and being able to undo the mistake I'd made. . . it seemed like a good price to pay. But now I'm not so sure any more." She laughs, bitterly. "I was hoping you wouldn't find out. I was hoping the first thing you knew about this was when, after you and Katherine have your time together, you find my letter, the one I left on my nightstand for you back at the mansion, explaining all this."

She leans back and stares up at the ceiling. "You keep turning me around and screwing up my plans. I hate you so much," she whispers.

>>10526842
kat was suicidal, alicia had to take it according to her contract with us to prevent kat from hurting herself

>>10526853

cool story bro

>>10526853
"Well then, stop planning ways to die and start planning ways to make everyone happy, including yourself."

>>10526853
well the only question is how do we fix it alica. there is a way, and we will find it.

>>10526853

"Have you ever thought that, for once, you don't have to be in control anymore? You can rely on somebody else?"

>>10526853
NOW is the time for the hug, faggots.

We'll find a way around it, I guess we can hold off on Kat's transformation for now, we have a few weeks left.

>>10526884
even if it means using the silver key?

>>10526890
The idea here is a good one.
Wording it like that is just retarded, though.

>>10526853
All right, Fuck that, Plan C.
Asmoday's getting her soul sucked out along with Kat's love. We're going to burn every single part of Asmoday that isn't Kat's love to the fucking ground, and shove that love right back in Kat's brand new pussy for her to keep with her.

>>10526902

WELL RE-WORD IT, FAGGOT .V.

>>10526903
This leaves Alicia in Alicia's body, Kat with Kat's love, and Asmoday dead.
Now. Are there any objections?

>>10526890
Hah, seconding this, but add:
"I will suffer for all of you, I'm like pervert Jesus."

>>10526853
"I thought I made it clear when we went to get the locket that I won't stand for suicidal plans."

>>10526903
and then alicia dies because the demon part that's allowing her to live is no longer there?

>>10526853
Tell her we have many resources at our disposal, the mansion, the notes, the card, the alien sphere and who knows what else. We will find a way to save her and Kat.

>>10526917
i lol'd

>>10526915
Not if we can pull it off.

I say we go with it. There are some times when you have to accept that sacrifice is not only an effective option, but the best, dramatically if not numerically.

>>10526884
>>10526881
>>10526890
>>10526893
>>10526899
"Well then, stop planning ways to die and start planning ways to make everyone happy, including yourself." You put an arm around her and hug her tightly. "You keep putting everything on yourself, but you're not alone any more. You've got friends, now. People who care for you. People who love you, even. Why don't you rely on us more? If you can't stand alone, find someone to carry you."

Alicia pauses, lost in thought. "You stole that from Firefly," she says at last, accusingly.

"It's still a good line," you insist.

>>10526917

lol'ed hard

>>10526915
None at all.

>>10526915
yes, alicia is fuckold

too old for her to be alive normally, the reason she's alive is because she's a demon host, if she isn't one then she may die


i'm not completely against the plan, but significant reseasrch on the subject is needed before even starting work on it

>>10526915
if will probably kill Alicia as well. she is over a hundred years old and immortal only because of Asmoday

>>10526899
Yeah, this might be a good time to try the key

>>10526933
Gorramnit, when'd she get a chance to see Firefly, anyway?

>>10526933

>You stole that from firefly

This is why I read Maid Quest.

>You stole that from Firefly
I love Alicia more and more.

>>10526922
God damn it.
Okay, how do we keep Alicia alive, stop Asmoday from fucking with her, and power Kat's love transfer spell without killing Alicia?
Alicia -> Android, Asmoday -> Get bound -> Battery -> Fuel transfer spell?

>>10526933
I KNEW I RECOGNIZED THAT LINE!!!!

>>10526950

nah, she got a new body after coming back from Hell.

>>10526959
Maid quest: Thousand year old lolis catching Firefly references and penile comparisons with a rat.

I don't understand the concerns with Alicia's age. Isn't she in a body that's less than month old? Why should it whither away?

>>10526965
bind asmodey in alicia

transfer kat to android

seems simplest

"Besides," you say, "If anyone should be suffering, it's me. I will suffer for all of you, I'm like pervert Jesus."

Alicia laughs at that, then she smirks at you and rests her head on your shoulder. "Jesus hung out with whores, you know," she says. "So, what does that make me, Mary Magdalene?"

"As long as it's not like that shitty Dan Brown novel," you quip.

>>10526933
actually i think the line was... "If you cant run anymore, crawl, and if you can't crawl, find someone who will carry you...."

>>10526933
BRING UP SPENDING XP DIALOGUE
1 -> SKILL OR CUNNING, WHATEVER'S LOWEST. CUNNING IF TIED.
2 -> WILL
LET'S DO THIS

>>10526957
>>10526976
> You know, you're not around her 24/7. And you did introduce her to video games and such.

>>10526978
why wouldn't it wither away?

there's a hell of a lot of risk for remarkably little gain

do the research before anything

We may need to get information about magic from someone who isn't interested in making a mess out of things for us.

>>10527002
> Patience, grasshopper. you'll get a chance to do this before the end of the night.

>>10527007
i think thats code for goshujin just got a crit on his own cunning check...

>>10526978
accelerated growth is bad for bodies

>>10527011
That's why we'll conjure up our bastard of a great grandfathers soul as soon as we're back at the mansion and get some fucking answers about Alicias condition.

>>10526992
108XP now yes?
Will -> 3 30xp
Will -> 4 40xp
Skill -> 4 40xp

+2 XP for cuteness image. :P

>>10527042
Actually isn't skill already at 4?
It is, isn't it.
Hm.
Cunning's at 4, too.
Fuck, what do we do with the extra 38xp?

>>10527042
stop that

>>10527042
> +2 XP for cuteness image

>>10526965
Disney doesn't want LUST, and frankly, NOBODY wants a sealed Archdemon and possible Original Sin in a bottle.

>>10527055
Cuteness shall not be stopped. Have more maid pictures!

Anyway, it's a quiet walk up to your hotel room. You open the door and head inside.

Remy the Rat has apparently already gone to bed, but he's left a simple meal of pork chops and mashed potatoes on the dining room table. A quick zap in the kitchenette microwave should do the trick.

>>10527054
Spare for emergencies.

Oh, yeah, Goshujin. Is she currently LUST when powered up, or is she Asmoday?

>>10527042
Better to have more high stats than multiple average ones.

How about:
Skill -> 4 40xp
Skill -> 5 50xp
for 90 pts?

>>10527079
we need make sure to brofist remy whenever we see him.

>>10527079
Let's have a nice meal and then shower, maybe together.

>>10527090
this, only attempt to max out cunning too

Its what gives us our edge

>>10527085
asmoday is LUST

Okay, fuck it, if you guys are going to keep whining blah blah blah over XP. . .

Athletics: 4 -> 5 50 XP
Affection: 2 -> 3 30 XP
Skill: 4 -> 5 50 XP
Cunning: 3 -> 4 40 XP
Luck: 2 -> 3 30 XP
Will: 2 -> 3 30 XP

You have 120 XP to spend.

>>10527079
Thank you, you've made getting up early absolutely worth it.
Fuck yeah, a maid quest thread I can still participate in.

>>10527111
gotta go with this

>>10527042

Stop pushing the man, he said we'd get to it :P

Jesus christ I thought I had more SFW stuff than that.

>>10527119
Skill, cunning, will.

>>10527116
Asmoday is LUST with a name on. In a prior thread, he said that we destroyed her name.

>>10527119
can we go cunning +2 will +1?

>>10527119
Cunning, Will, Will.
Do it naow.

Getting Will up to 4 leaves you with 50 to spend.

>>10527119
What does affection do?

>>10527159
Cunning.

>>10527119
Will, Luck, Affection, Cunning

will 3 and 4 + Athletics 5?
We need to get ready for out big fight...

>>10527152
Or cunning cunning will is good too. We sure use cunning a lot.

will makes our magic less likely to kill us

>>10527159
then skill

it's our best stat, and therefore the one we'll use most in situations where stats are needed

Cunning is now at 4.

You have 10 XP remaining

Now can we get the fuck back to the quest?

>>10527181

YESSIR

>>10527119
Affection Luck and Will to 3, that leaves us 30 points towards stuff later

>>10527181
please

We don't actually roll luck at all in this quest, it seems.
Will 4 gives the protagonist 40hp instead of 20hp. It also raises his willpower (d'uh) so let's go with that.

What to spend the 50xp on?
Cunning's good, I think. Leaves us 10xp left over in case we fuck up a vital roll in the next few threads or so

>>10527181
this
>>10527111

>>10527090
Hey, statsfags. We have a quest going on here.

>>10527181
Oh thank fucking christ, I was worried for a second that all the Numbers would be lost in this ... this ... 'role'play.

Athletics: 4
Affection: 2
Skill: 4
Cunning: 4
Luck: 2
Will: 4

10xp left over.

>>10527181

Why did cunningf 3->4 cost us 110 xp?

All right, now that that's over with. . .

You're in the hotel room now, and you've just finished having dinner with Alicia. WHAT DO?

>>10527181
Please.

Eat dinner with Alicia, before getting ready for bed tonight.

>>10527209

>Will 4

>Athletics 4

COMBAT MUCHEEN

>>10527212
>>10527204
Cunning 4 and Will 4 cost 100xp.
And hey, don't dis the Statsfags. :P

>>10527212
it didn't will 2 - 4 + cunning 3 - 4 cost us 110 xp

> I should have run a statless quest. :P

>>10527216
shower with her

>>10527224
I see. Thank you.

Lay down on a bed with her and cuddle.

>>10527216

Lock door, brace shut with chair, lock window, pour salt along the windowsill and threshold of the door.

>>10527111
Seconding meal and shared shower.

>>10527237

But without stats, you couldn't let the dice troll us!

Nothing trolls like the dice.

>>10527245
You REALLY don't want to be navakov'd again do you?

So Alicia thinks she'll die when we give the locket to Kat... but Alicia also thinks she's still holding onto Kat's love which we know isn't right.

Ask Alicia if people can experience emotions without a soul.

>>10527237
*shrug* Stats and dice give you some objective way of deciding when things should go right and when things should go wrong. I like that.

Anyway, if alicia has even the SLIGHTEST chance of dying, we'd better have sex with her now!

Hold her.

>>10527269

The spell in the locket will draw from her, herself, and she barely has enough magic to keep the whole daemonhost/daemon thing going.

>>10527237
Not a bad ideda. I find Zeonquest to be very enjoyable.

Although that does have a lot of mobile suit and weapon load out combos, so it balances out.

>>10527269
So I guess we'll have do go to hell again to get her soul back?
Have they installed the revolving doors for us yet?

>>10527293
She has her soul.

>>10527216
>You're in the hotel room now, and you've just finished having dinner with Alicia. WHAT DO?

Engage in mutually consensual intercourse with her in the missionary position, of course!
Get that delicious XP for first time tapping.

Ask her how exactly her connection to Asmoday works. She keeps going "I am the demon of lust this" or "I am a demon that" and obviously knows how to use magical powers and stuff. What the fuck, seriously? Does she share conciousness with the demon part? Is she the human part? Are the parts forever merged? What is going on here?

Also, any way to repower her and retain her current "I'm not a complete fucking bitch" personality? If we can get her repowered then it doesn't matter how much energy the spell eats.

>>10527293
In this case there would be no getting the sould back, it'd be "used up" as it were.

>>10527255
>>10527239
banking these responses.

>>10527269
"So," you ask Alicia, after dinner is over. "You. . . how do you feel?"

"Tired," Alicia says. "It's been a long three days. And my feet kinda hurt." She looks out the window. "And I'm. . . well, I'm not looking forward to not having Kat's love in me any more. If this were really me feeling this. . . I think I'd be very happy right now."

"Alicia," you say, finally, "Can people without souls have feelings?"

"No. . . they shouldn't. Emotion is both a chemical and spiritual component. Why do you ask?"

>>10527311
Oh, also, it will stop the loli haters and I always preferred a curvy woman anyway.

Gentlemen, let's get back to the story.

>>10527317
Put on our troll face.

>>10527293
Animated

>>10527317
"Then why are you claiming to have kats love?

Either you have a soul, in which case any feelings you have are your own, or you do not, in which case you wouldn't be having any feelings at all for me."

>>10527338
You grin at her, a huge, wicked, trollface grin.

Alicia raises an eyebrow. "Stop that," she snaps. "That means you're thinking, and I don't like that, because your ideas usually end up humiliating me."

>>10527289
I'm just not sure we're understanding this correctly. Or at least I'm not. Shouldn't both souls have been used up when she put the spell in the locket?

>>10527350
We've been over this though. She is currently borrowing a soul, right? Which is why Kristopher is an emotionless automaton at present.

>>10527338

Trollface is required.

>>10527358
"I got you," you say.

"What the hell are you talking about?"

"You're claiming to have Kat's love. But, either you have a soul, in which case any feelings you have are your own, or you do not, in which case you wouldn't be having any feelings at all for me. I got you."

Alicia is silent for a moment. . .

> roll 1d6 for Affection.

>>10527358

"You keep on putting yourself in such great setups, though..."

>>10527358
Whoever rolls, be ready to hit the delete button.

>>10527376
no, she isn't

the only souls she has in her control are her own and maximillians

kristopher is somewhat robot like because he just got an emotional lobotomy

Brace for tears guys.

>>10527358
I'm just thinking of ... alternative ... ways to power the locket.
Alicia - when we get to the mansion, could you possibly let Asmoday have a bit of a 'talk' to Reginald, Jehanne, Carmine, and myself? We might need to 'borrow' her for a bit to fuel the locket.

lets go!

>>10527358
She has been trained well.
We're like Zhuge Liang, the mere suspicion that we're up to something will be enough to put fear in all who would oppose us!

rolled 5 = 5

>>10527385

>>10527376
Kat's *love* is what she stole, and that's currently in the locket back at the mansion.

>>10527410

YES NOT A ONE

ohshiohshiohshi

>>10527410
oh wow....

>>10527410
Fuck yeah! This isn't tau quest all over again. :D

>>10527358
Well, how about if it's not my idea alone, and we, and everyone back at the mansion figure this out together? Well, besides Kat and Felicia I guess.

>>10527405
well that was embarrassing

>>10527412
It'll take SOUL POWER! to put that love back.
'course, there's more than one source of SOUL POWER! out there.
I feel good...

>>10527432
You must now leave the village in shame.

Wait a second. If Kat's love was in her then Asmoday would have felt it too. Right?

rolled 2, 1, 3 = 6

>>10527432

>>10527410
. . . then she stands up and walks over to the other side of the table. She takes your hand and leads you into the master bedroom of the suite.

She sits down on the edge of the bed and stares at you for a long, long time. "Okay," she sighs. "I'm about to ask you a question, and I want you to be honest. Very honest, okay?"

"What's the question."

"I'm not nearly as young as I look. You know that. But it's gotta be bugging you. So. If you could pick an age for me to appear as. . . what would you want? Anything from two to two hundred. . . but if you pick either of those two, you're a fucking freak, okay?"

When sharing a shower with lolimaid, be sure to apply large amounts of GENTLE, and I emphasise, GENTLE sexings.
Again: GENTLE.
With GENTLENESS. Like that of a GENTLEMAN.

>>10527448
With the stone of shame around his neck.

rolled 32 + 2 = 34

>>10527468
See dice.

>>10527468

well, I've been around a lot of young women lately, what about something more mature like...25?

>>10527468
17-23 range I would say

Any more specific is up to her.

>>10527468
"Whatever age you feel most comfortable as. As I've said before I like you for what's up here" poke her in the forehead "and not for your appearance."

>>10527468
Twenty-five.

Delicious christmas cake~

>>10527468
whatever form you love, is a form i'll love (figuratively and literally)

>>10527480
>34
The dice gods smile upon us today.

>>10527468
20s-29s

>>10527468
199
>trollface

I kid, whatever you want is best

>>10527468
Just fine the way you're now.
(Come on, you guy get your trap faggotry with Kat, so I want my pseudo-paedophilia.)

>>10527468
Do a trollface and pause for effect.

But say:
"You know I'm a freak already, and I'll accept you no matter what form you take, so choose what you're most comfortable in."

>>10527468
"Wherever you think yourself most beautiful."

trolled 1, 3, 3 = 7

>>10527468
Mmm.. 17ish? I mean as long as it's an option, looking a little jailbait isn't too bad

I dunno, 21 maybe?

>>10527492
>>10527494

Seconding these.

>>10527468
12-15 range

>>10527470
We'll treat her like a lady. By which I mean filling her up with semen of course.

>>10527468
barely legal.

>>10527468

"Twenty-two. I'd want to see the young woman who never was... the life that was ended by my ancestors horrid greed... so that every day I would be reminded of the debt I owe, until it is repaid."

I feel SO sorry for this girl. That question sounds like she wants to know what would gratify the main character, whereas I can only think of the young woman she never got to be. Ugh.

>>10527506
What are you talking about? Kat is about to become permanantly untrapped. That argument doesn't fly.

Early 20s.

>>10527468
14, because hebephilia.

>>10527518
>>10527492
>>10527494
these

Where is your pedo /tg/?

I am disappoint.

>>10527533
>because hebephilia.
Fuck you, ephebephilia is about a million times better.

She said she went to Conney Island while she was alive. I remember her saying she was really fucking old too. Dammit. No time to check the archives.

ffffffffffffffffffffffff

>>10527519
>>10527533
+1

>>10527504
Haha. This.

Okay, let's narrow this down to three ranges.

1. "Definitely 18+, officer."
2. Early 20s
3. Late 20s to early 30s.

>>10527493
I banish you to the dark abyss of tvtropes!
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ChristmasCake

>>10527566
3 please

>>10527566
1

>>10526698
Number 1
Not because we're pedos (we all are), but because she's adorable like that.

You have to ask?

>>10527566
Japanese "18"

>>10527566
So I take it we can't tell her that it's up to her, and we'll love her no matter the form she's in?

If that's the case, 1 or 2. But seriously, it should be up to her.

>>10527566
1

>>10527566
I vote the, "What ever you find to be the most comfortable."

>>10527566
Early twenties, let's do this!

>>10527566

I'll go with option 3

>>10527566
2. Early 20s

>>10527566
2

>>10527566

2

>>10527468
"I think you're just fine as you are, but why do you ask? I thought you'd newer wish to experience my "inexpert fumbling between the sheets"."

>>10527566

[X]1. "Definitely 18+, officer."

>>10527566
Dear god, 1.
1 to the maximum.

>>10527585
Or ask her, yea.

>>10527566
2
BAYONETTA!

>>10527566

20s to 30s for the win!

>>10527566
Gotta go with the jailbait.

1

we have maids in 2 and 3

>>10527526
That's kind of self-indulgent though, in a different way. That can be our underlying reason, of course, but there's no denying that she'd probably be at her hottest around that age.

>>10527566
3, on the clear understanding that we're choosing because she doesn't care, and if she has a preference she should use it.

She never got to go through all her teens, lets give her that

>>10527566
3

>>10527566
1

>>10527566
Two.

FUCK YEAR

^_^

1

This is really a choice she should get to make.

>>10527566

less pedo dick hanging out guys

3 please

>>10527613
trollface.jpg

>>10527566
oneoneoneoneoneoneoneoneoneoneoneone

voting ends. tallying now

I sense the samefaggotry is strong with this vote.

UNO ES MUY BUENO

>>10527613

you cruel bastard

you fucking cruel bastard

Maximum jailbait

Ugh, all this build up to loli pr0n, and now nothing?

You fucking suck /tg/.

>>10527642
Seems like three people want 1, two want option 3, and one deranged individual prefers 2.

>>10527642
of course it was, it's a huge step in determining how the relationship with alicia continues

>>10527660

Seriously, let her decide.

>>10527667
Has to be at least two people for 2, because I am one of them.

Still, lot of samefagging going on there.

>>10527680
>prefering 20+ to delicious flat chest

Leave now and never come back!

>>10527468
So wait.
No lolimaid?
... All I have to say is that I am mildly disappointed, and am slightly upset by this turn of events.

>>10527667
i counted 4 for 1 based on the style of votingvand the timeing, but i may have been wrong

>>10527702
wot you say?

>>10527702
GB2/jp/ faggot, we like healthy women here.

>>10527702

some girls have a flat chest after 20, too. mmmmm, flat.

>>10527566
QUICKLY! THERE IS STILL TIME TO VOTE 1.

CAREFUL GUYS, THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT QUESTION IN THE WHOLE QUEST

>>10527705
Come on, you know everybody really wanted a toddler maid. 3 was the age to vote for.

>>10527714
we also like dfc here

in fact the only place with stranger likes that /tg/ is /d/ and that's only sometimes

>>10527719
see >>10527638

>>10527719

gracious reply 3

>>10527702
got your pic for you :D

>>10527566
Well, we don't have another lolimaid, do we?
Better go with loli.

>>10527654
That was me... I'm not sure what I did, trollwise. I think might be doing it subconsciously now. :Vc

>>10527741

Most kind of you, dear anon. Thank you very much.

Heh. We're 3 miles down in Autosage territory and the posts are STILL coming in at a rate of over 9000 per second.

1, by the way.

>>10527752

so now we... AUTOTROLL

>>10527748
Sam, Koyomi and Felicia have loli appearances, but they are in bodies that are well within legal limits age-wise.

I would say like five for 1, three or four voting 2, and maybe two guys spamming the votes for 3.

>>10527705
LOLIIIIII!

rolled 3 = 3

>>10527762
Oh.
...
Well whatever. I was promised loli and I shall have loli.

Not voting 'cause I've already voted.

>>10527748
This

Alicia is the only 1
we have 4 maids that are 2
and 2 that are 3

>>10527759
I think it's just me, I get people cursing my name within minutes of meeting me

>>10527762
Too old, they probably even have to shave :(
(Especially Felicia)

>>10527787

What an awesome talent. I want to introduce you to my Senator.

>>10527762
I don't think you know what loli means.

Here, have a classic image.

> "Whatever you want" was winning, but I needed to figure out what Alicia wanted, so. . .

"Whatever makes you feel the most comfortable," you say to her.

Alicia nods. "Close your eyes, then," she says to you.

You close your eyes, and you feel her kiss you, very gently, on the lips. She tastes of lemons and ice, from the lemonade she was drinking with her dinner, and her lips are trembling with nervousness as they brush against yours.

"All right," Alicia whispers. "Now open them."

You do.

She's chosen an age that appears. . . well, young, but not quite as young as when she was posing as your little sister at Disney World. She is still small, and her body is still flat-chested, but she is slightly taller than before, and her features have matured just the slightest bit. She is a girl on the cusp of womanhood, a bud ready to bloom.

"What age did you choose?" you ask her.

"What's the age of consent?" she asks back.

You tell her. "Then," she smiles. "That's what I am. Or, if you like. . . a bit younger, if that excites you."

"But. . ."

"Look," she says, very seriously. "I was old enough to remember when the Ferris Wheel was a big new thing, and I spent decades in Hell as a demon queen of lust. I seriously doubt that statutory rape and informed consent is going to be an issue here, so if that's bugging you, get over it, buster. Or I'll decide not to ask you to wash my back in the shower after all."

Two

>>10527797
i don't think you know how appearances work in maid quest

"loli" is part of their stat background, and is independant of their age

makes people see them as younger than they actually are if i recall my maid book correctly

Someone archive this one, I'll start one last new thread.

We can't continue here, this is autosage country.

>>10527804
thats no problem ill help :D

I love you Goshujin-Sama, you have satisfied me immensely.

>>10527804

... I'm good with that.

I archived the last one, somebody else will have to step up.

>>10527831
New thread.

>>10527804
"Right, I'll be shutting up now, lead me and I shall follow."

>>10527804
NO COMPLAINING!

Not, on to being soft and gentle and kissy and all that. Got to give her at least one pleasant deflowering.

>>10527820
>>10527804
Naw, it'll get saged to shit.
Just finish up the fapping on the autosage.
I'll get the archive up if it hasn't been done already.

>>10527804
>She is a girl on the cusp of womanhood, a bud ready to bloom.

So you mean to say that she's... moe?

"Sure, I'll wash your back, you wash my front."

>>10527804
*coolface.jpg*

>>10527804

>>10527804

where are you OP D: