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    81 KB HORSE 06/27/10(Sun)19:29 No.10783196  
    DEATH TO THE DOGS OF THE FALSE EMPEROR
    >> Anonymous 06/27/10(Sun)19:30 No.10783211
    I have equinophobia. This is what hell is like for me.
    >> HORSE 06/27/10(Sun)19:32 No.10783236
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    >>10783211

    JOIN US IN HELL
    >> Anonymous 06/27/10(Sun)19:34 No.10783278
    >>10783211
    pussy
    >> Anonymous 06/27/10(Sun)19:36 No.10783302
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    IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE THIS IS NOT AN ISOLATED INCIDENT
    >> Anonymous 06/27/10(Sun)19:37 No.10783322
    >>10783278
    Hey you've never had a horse chase you for 2 miles and then try to rape you.

    god damn things are terrifying, you can't get away from them.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/10(Sun)19:38 No.10783346
    >>10783322

    Punch them in the fucking face and they will back the fuck off.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/10(Sun)19:38 No.10783348
    >>10783322
    You are not of the warrior caste.
    You will never be a knight!
    >> Anonymous 06/27/10(Sun)19:39 No.10783362
    HORSE HERESY
    >> Anonymous 06/27/10(Sun)19:39 No.10783368
    >>10783322
    I'm afraid of them because they're huge and they can trample you and then they'll eat you, taking big, horsey bites out of you with their HUGE SQUARE TEETH.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/10(Sun)19:40 No.10783385
    >>10783346
    most equines, if hit, tend to hit back.

    And if you piss them off enough after they knock you over they will crush your skull.

    There is a reason we thought to use them as war animals.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/10(Sun)19:41 No.10783389
    >>10783368
    And then they'll invade Holy Terra with their HUGE SPACESHIPS! AND MASSIVE PAULDRONS! AND TENTACLES!

    BURN THE HORSE-TIC!
    >> Anonymous 06/27/10(Sun)19:41 No.10783390
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    LOOK AT MY HORSE MY HORSE IS AMAZING
    >> Anonymous 06/27/10(Sun)19:42 No.10783412
    LET'S PLAY A GAME OF DORK HORSEY.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/10(Sun)19:43 No.10783439
    >>10783322
    There is a story behind this.
    Spake it.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/10(Sun)19:43 No.10783443
    >>10783390
    SWEET LEMONADE SWEET LEMONADE OOH SWEET LEMONADE
    >> Papa !NurglevYtE 06/27/10(Sun)19:44 No.10783456
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    >> Anonymous 06/27/10(Sun)19:45 No.10783472
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    BEARETICS! BEARETICS EVERYWHERE!
    >> Anonymous 06/27/10(Sun)19:45 No.10783485
    >>10783439
    Not much of one to be honest, was hiking through the country side, saw a horse, it ran me the fuck down and tried to fuck me.

    Got it's dick caught in the space between me and my backpack and used me as a fleshlight till it was spent, then buggered off.

    I hate horses.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/10(Sun)19:46 No.10783501
    >>10783485
    It smelled the gay on you.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/10(Sun)19:47 No.10783503
    >>10783385

    >Horse behavior is best understood from the perspective that horses are prey animals with a well-developed fight-or-flight instinct. Their first response to a threat is to flee, although they are known to stand their ground and defend themselves or their offspring in cases where flight is untenable, such as when a foal would be threatened.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/10(Sun)19:47 No.10783518
    >>10783485
    Man, that is the most hilarious shit I have ever heard. How long did you spend washing horse jizz off you?
    >> Anonymous 06/27/10(Sun)19:49 No.10783560
    >>10783501

    This makes sense.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/10(Sun)19:49 No.10783563
    >>10783518
    It got all over my neck and into my hair, by the time i got to a place with a working shower or bath it had started to dry in and go like bubble gum, I just shaved all my hair off and stayed in the shower for a couple hours.

    I still don't feel clean.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/10(Sun)19:52 No.10783618
    >>10783563
    That's horrible.

    And yet I can't stop laughing.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/10(Sun)19:52 No.10783631
    >>10783563
    Oh wow.

    Now we need to get more people into this thread to laugh at you.

    HEY EVERYONE THIS GUY HERE GOT RAPED BY A HORSE!
    >> Anonymous 06/27/10(Sun)19:54 No.10783654
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    >>10783485

    Greatest story ever told.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/10(Sun)19:54 No.10783661
    >>10783563
    Christ, if you were a chick, I'd be fapping to I came blood.
    But you aren't so I will alternate between feeling bad for you and laughing like a fiend at you.
    Now you know why girls don't like cum in their hair, tho.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/10(Sun)19:56 No.10783705
    Oh god.
    This is horrible and hilarious at the same time.

    Man, fuck horses. Before they fuck you.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/10(Sun)19:56 No.10783706
    >>10783618
    >>10783631
    >>10783654
    >>10783661
    Well at least some people enjoy the story.

    I'm still so glad i wore a belt and tight jeans that day.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/10(Sun)19:58 No.10783742
    >>10783485
    Why did the horse try to rape you in the first place?
    >> Anonymous 06/27/10(Sun)19:59 No.10783757
    >>10783706
    What did it feel like?

    I mean they have pretty huge dicks and it must have humped you for a fair bit.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/10(Sun)19:59 No.10783769
    >>10783757
    It probably felt like having a big dick rubbed against his back
    >> Anonymous 06/27/10(Sun)20:01 No.10783798
    >>10783742
    I have no idea, it just started running at me, i ran when it didn't slow down as it got closer, it quickly caught me rammed me to the ground stood over me and started thrusting in my direction and manoeuvring till it caught on something.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/10(Sun)20:04 No.10783832
    >>10783757
    without going to much into detail, you know that thing in fap fics and such where it says something like "and she felt him pumping cum inside her"? yeah well i now know that is not just made up, felt it pulse when it was cumming, that and the head got bigger or something near the end, was horrible.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/10(Sun)20:04 No.10783839
    >>10783485
    ...I know what the next random encounter for the first level party is going to be.

    They wanted grim, they're getting it.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/10(Sun)20:05 No.10783858
    >>10783832
    No please, go into detail, this is the most hilarious and facinating thing i have read on /tg/ in WEEKS.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/10(Sun)20:07 No.10783878
    It now appears we've had horse fucking threads of every kind.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/10(Sun)20:07 No.10783881
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    OP here

    >this thread
    >> Anonymous 06/27/10(Sun)20:08 No.10783891
    THIS THREAD NEEDS ARCHIVING.
    OP, spill everything, become one with the legend.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/10(Sun)20:09 No.10783903
    >>10783881

    Aw, I remember the thread with the Horse Heresy.
    I feel your pain, OP.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/10(Sun)20:10 No.10783931
    >>10783832

    Were you hurt in any way (excluding the mental scarring)?
    >> Anonymous 06/27/10(Sun)20:11 No.10783935
    >>10783858
    Ok since it seems to amuse people i'll go into detail on the event, gimme a minute to write it out though.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/10(Sun)20:11 No.10783947
    >>10783891
    Sounds like the horse spilled enough as it is.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/10(Sun)20:12 No.10783951
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    >>10783485

    Laughed my ass off.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/10(Sun)20:12 No.10783956
    >>10783903
    >Horse Heresy
    WAT????
    >> DrEmperor 06/27/10(Sun)20:12 No.10783963
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    >>10783196
    HORSE HERESY!
    >> Anonymous 06/27/10(Sun)20:13 No.10783977
    >>10783963

    'Bout damn time.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/10(Sun)20:13 No.10783986
    >>10783322
    >>10783368
    >>10783485
    >>10783563
    >>10783706
    >>10783798
    wow you are a pussy i mean wow
    >> Anonymous 06/27/10(Sun)20:15 No.10784013
    >>10783485
    that is horrible yet funny as fuck

    its also why you should always carry some sort of weapon with you every time you leave the house

    pepper spray, knife, taser, gun, big fucking stick, whatever just arm yourself
    >> Anonymous 06/27/10(Sun)20:16 No.10784029
    >>10784013
    >you should always carry some sort of weapon with you every time you leave the house

    Shouldn't you be with the paranoid loners at /k/?
    >> Anonymous 06/27/10(Sun)20:17 No.10784037
    >>10784013

    This guy is totally right, I never leave my house without my trusty anti-horse-rape kit.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/10(Sun)20:17 No.10784049
    someone archive this shit now, future generations must know of this
    >> Anonymous 06/27/10(Sun)20:18 No.10784058
    >>10783986
    He got run down by an half ton+ animal the has more muscle in it's neck than most people do in their entire body.
    It may be funny, but calling him names is just silly.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/10(Sun)20:18 No.10784075
    >>10784029
    at least we aren't with the horse-raped fa/tg/uys
    >> Anonymous 06/27/10(Sun)20:19 No.10784086
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    i called my husband over and we both laughed at this until we cried
    >> Anonymous 06/27/10(Sun)20:19 No.10784092
    Okay /tg/ as you requested my horse rape story.

    I was taking a hike through the country side in South Lanarkshire(Scotland) I was on a hiking trip going around the UK and seeing nature and shit. I had been walking through the fields and such, scoping out the area and enjoying nature when I cut through into a rather large field.

    A good 400 meters in a horse shows up on the horizon and starts running towards me, this is fairly normal so I don’t panic and keep walking while keeping an eye on it. It gets to within about 200 meters of me before I realize it is not slowing down and I run for it.

    If I am being really generous I lasted maybe 5 minutes.

    After it caught up with me it knocked me on my ass, at this point I was happy as it wasn’t killing me, might just be a playful horse, wanted a chase.

    Then I see that it’s erect.

    And standing over me.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/10(Sun)20:19 No.10784093
    >>10783195
    WwW.AnoxntxAlk.SE_RemOVE_ALL x ThERe anD_TELL mOOt tO_Eat A BUcKET_oF_NIGGEr_diCKs
    klza mxb qfeksdrvtkonm n mn w hoppzzrj
    >> Anonymous 06/27/10(Sun)20:20 No.10784107
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    >>10784086
    >> Anonymous 06/27/10(Sun)20:21 No.10784121
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    >>10784029
    >paranoid loners
    >"Please, Mr. /k/ommando, help me! It's not my fault I didn't prepare correctly for the apocolypse!"

    And I will slam the door in your face, boy.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/10(Sun)20:22 No.10784140
    >>10784092
    oh god the horror...
    >> Anonymous 06/27/10(Sun)20:23 No.10784155
    >>10784086
    sexy toy.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/10(Sun)20:23 No.10784157
    >>10783986
    Cut him some slack.

    Man got raped by a horse. I think some sympathy is in order.

    Try and joing a rape victims association!
    >> Anonymous 06/27/10(Sun)20:23 No.10784160
    >>10784121

    What /k/owards actually believe.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/10(Sun)20:24 No.10784164
    >>10784107
    okay, I'm... painfully erect now.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/10(Sun)20:24 No.10784178
    >>10784160

    Now, now...there's no shame in being capable with a weapon.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/10(Sun)20:25 No.10784185
    >>10784107
    sorta want...
    >> Anonymous 06/27/10(Sun)20:25 No.10784193
    >>10784092
    >I was taking a hike through the country side in South Lanarkshire(Scotland)
    >(Scotland)
    Oh god, even the animals, too.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/10(Sun)20:25 No.10784194
    >>10784086
    Gay's can't marry!
    >> Anonymous 06/27/10(Sun)20:26 No.10784210
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    >>10784160
    >> Anonymous 06/27/10(Sun)20:26 No.10784213
    >>10784178
    If i'm honest, i'd want one too if faced with an equine rapist.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/10(Sun)20:26 No.10784214
    >>10784178

    True, but there IS a shame in always carrying a weapon when you leave your apartment - which you like to call "fortified compound" - because you're scared to death of black people, the Zombie apocalypse, and spontaneous Russian invasions.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/10(Sun)20:26 No.10784218
    >>10784121
    >Implying guns will help during the fucking apocalypse
    >> Anonymous 06/27/10(Sun)20:26 No.10784222
    >>10784092

    I shit myself and try and scramble away as quick as I humanly can on my hands and knees but I can’t really get away at this point. It bends down and bites around at my waistband, it might have been trying to take my jeans off I don’t know.

    After a few minutes of that it gives up and positions itself over me again and moves it’s back legs. It then starts thrusting down at me, I get hit by it’s dick about 4 times while I try and scramble away and I wind up on my back crawling.

    While in this position the dick rams me two more times in the thigh and once on my ass, then it gets wedged a little in-between me and the back pack I was wearing. Probably sensing pay dirt the horse then violently thrusts it’s whole body forward and sinks itself in deep enough that it’s dick is now peeking out the top of my backpack.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/10(Sun)20:27 No.10784229
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    >>10784194
    >> Anonymous 06/27/10(Sun)20:27 No.10784233
    >>10784107

    I pray to GOD that the is a lesbian.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/10(Sun)20:27 No.10784240
    >>10784214

    Enough of that.

    Back to horse cock strapons.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/10(Sun)20:27 No.10784242
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    Great. Now I need to straighten one out.

    Thanks a fucking lot, horse rape victim, I hope your bloody happy.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/10(Sun)20:27 No.10784245
    >>10784121
    >And I will slam the door in your face, boy.
    I'm not sure it's worth wasting half your life as a paranoid loner on the off chance there's an apocalypse you would have only minute odds of surviving, so you can live the other half as a paranoid loner in a terrible postapoc wilderness.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/10(Sun)20:28 No.10784251
    >>10784213

    And then what? You wounded and likely killed a horse (which is somebody's property, plus animal rights) because you thought it was going to *rape* you?

    I'm not sure that's a watertight case, y'know.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/10(Sun)20:28 No.10784263
    This story is pure horseshit, but I'm smiling so carry on.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/10(Sun)20:29 No.10784272
    >>10784185
    Please say you are a woman.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/10(Sun)20:29 No.10784275
    >>10784251
    Well, look at it this way. Horse cock is a -lot- bigger than some negro cell mate.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/10(Sun)20:29 No.10784276
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    >>10784214
    >>10784218

    Someone sounds jealous.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/10(Sun)20:29 No.10784278
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    >>10784222
    MOTHER OF GOD!
    >> Anonymous 06/27/10(Sun)20:29 No.10784281
    >>10784263
    >horseshit
    Don't you mean horse-cum?
    >> Anonymous 06/27/10(Sun)20:30 No.10784302
    >>10784263
    We're just horsing around.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/10(Sun)20:30 No.10784308
    >>10784222

    Oh dear shit.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/10(Sun)20:30 No.10784315
    >>10784302
    Don't you start.

    The last pun thread was a nightmare.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/10(Sun)20:31 No.10784318
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    >>10783485
    just read this and... wow... just, you know what?
    fuck you
    fuck you...
    and the horse you rode in on
    >> Anonymous 06/27/10(Sun)20:31 No.10784327
    >>10784318
    YEEEEAAAAAAAHHHH
    >> Anonymous 06/27/10(Sun)20:32 No.10784349
    Great, now this thread got me horny and I have to get off by watching bestiality videos.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/10(Sun)20:32 No.10784351
    >>10784318

    MOAR LIEK THE HORSE THAT RODE IN ON YOU!
    >> Anonymous 06/27/10(Sun)20:33 No.10784356
    >>10784318
    *imnauseousturnthepagewashyourhandsimnauseous*
    >> Anonymous 06/27/10(Sun)20:33 No.10784371
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    >>10784245
    You just mad 'cause I be styling on you, bro.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/10(Sun)20:33 No.10784375
    >>10784222
    oh fuck! should have dropped the back pack and run like someone from kenya!
    >> Anonymous 06/27/10(Sun)20:34 No.10784385
    Are you not going on with the story? Neigh! Neigh!
    >> Anonymous 06/27/10(Sun)20:34 No.10784391
    >>10784222

    It then starts going to town on me for a good 10-20 minutes, although it might just have felt that long to me. During this time it’s thrusts are dragging me across the ground, getting me covered in mud and scratches as I continue to try to get the fuck away, mostly my face was being dragged as it’s attachment to my backpack was lifting my rear in the air a bit every time it thrusted.

    After the 10-20 minutes the dick that I have felt tightly pressed against my back and rubbing constantly starts to THROB and the horse thrusts harder than before.

    I guess what’s happening and panic trying to get away more than ever.

    Does not work.

    With one final thurst I get smashed in the back of the head with what must have been like a liter of god damn horse seamen while the tip of its dick got larger and started dragging across my back as it pulled out.

    After it had extracted itself it snorted and trotted off to god knows where and I was left coverd in mud and horse jizz with a ripped up shirt, bruises all over my legs and thighs and some cuts on my face from stones in the mud.
    I then had to walk 3 miles, and through a town, to get to the hostel I was staying at to wash this off, by then it had started to get hard and I just cut off all my hair and stayed in that shower for the rest of the day.

    I went home the next day, I don’t like nature as much now, and I fucking hate horses.

    Thank you and goodnight, Horserapeguy.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/10(Sun)20:34 No.10784396
    >>10784276
    Why would I be jealous? I have all the rights to buy firearms, and I even like them, but I choose not to because I don't have any need for one and probably never will.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/10(Sun)20:35 No.10784410
    >>10784349
    Need a website?
    Wanna give a guy one?
    >>10784351
    See Berserk.
    That's it, looking for that page.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/10(Sun)20:35 No.10784414
    >>10784222
    >it might have been trying to take my jeans off I don’t know.
    Okay, I was reading this thread with a straight face right until this one. Intelligent rapist horses, oh god.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/10(Sun)20:36 No.10784426
    >>10784396
    no such thing as not wanting to buy a gun
    >>10784391
    wow. well we know horseplay isn't for you
    >> Anonymous 06/27/10(Sun)20:37 No.10784435
    >>10784414
    Horses are smart. FUcking lunatics, and not all there, but they've got a fair bit more intelligence than people realize.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/10(Sun)20:37 No.10784441
    >>10784391
    did you call the police and tell them you were raped?
    >> Anonymous 06/27/10(Sun)20:37 No.10784445
    >>10784396
    >probably never will
    It's that attitude that separates the weak from the strong, my friend.

    I feel assured in my conclusion that you'll be out of the gene pool shortly.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/10(Sun)20:38 No.10784459
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    >>10784391
    >> Anonymous 06/27/10(Sun)20:38 No.10784462
    Literally just across the street from me is a massive Horse field, filled with the bastards. It's the only decent place to walk a dog for miles, so i'm always near or on the thing. I know, I fucking -know- something like this is going to happen to me (Or, heaven forbid, my dog) someday.

    I know this, and yet I still laugh at the guy in this thread.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/10(Sun)20:38 No.10784463
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    >>10784391
    >horse seamen
    >> Anonymous 06/27/10(Sun)20:39 No.10784472
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    >>10784426
    >no such thing as not wanting to buy a gun
    Ha, whatever, gun nerd. That's like saying there's no such thing as not wanting to buy a model train.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/10(Sun)20:40 No.10784487
    >>10784445
    >what gun nuts really believe
    Most people go their whole lives without ever touching a gun.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/10(Sun)20:40 No.10784488
    >>10784441
    What?

    "hello police? a horse just raped me and....Hello?"
    >> Anonymous 06/27/10(Sun)20:41 No.10784497
    >>10784445
    >implying you'll have a lot of chances to procreate during your prison term
    >> Anonymous 06/27/10(Sun)20:41 No.10784498
    Quite horsin' around.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/10(Sun)20:41 No.10784502
    >>10784445
    You're forgetting the fact that modern society and infact civilisation itself were designed to eliminate the entire "survival of the fittest" concept.
    Besides, owning weapons does not make one strong, only more capable of causing harm. Both to yourself and others...
    >> Anonymous 06/27/10(Sun)20:41 No.10784506
    >>10784472
    a model train can't kill a man now can it?
    >> Anonymous 06/27/10(Sun)20:41 No.10784510
    >>10784445
    OWNING A GUN ENSURES I'M MACHO AND AWESOME. REAL MEN OWN GUNS. ONLY PUSSY LIBERAL BUTTFUCKERS DON'T OWN GUNS. RAWR!
    >> Anonymous 06/27/10(Sun)20:41 No.10784513
    >>10784391
    >to get to the hostel I was staying at to wash this off, by then it had started to get hard and I just cut off all my hair and stayed in that shower for the rest of the day.

    Did they, y'know, ask questions?
    >> Anonymous 06/27/10(Sun)20:42 No.10784525
    >>10784506
    That sentence there? That's tempting fate.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/10(Sun)20:42 No.10784528
    >>10784506

    Lest the world descends into total anarchy, one should never need to fell another man in any form of combat.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/10(Sun)20:42 No.10784533
    >>10784488
    well maybe after they stopped laughing they would help you...maybe?
    >> Anonymous 06/27/10(Sun)20:42 No.10784540
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    >>10784506
    >implying you should own something just because it's lethal
    >> Anonymous 06/27/10(Sun)20:44 No.10784562
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    >>10784487
    >>10784497
    >>10784502
    >>10784510

    Who says /k/ can't troll?
    >> Anonymous 06/27/10(Sun)20:44 No.10784566
    Guys!

    You can argue about guns ANY TIME.

    but how often do you get to laugh at a guy who got raped by a horse?

    lay aside your petty grievances and join us in joy and laughter.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/10(Sun)20:44 No.10784576
    >>10784528

    The need for defense will always be required. Even Confucius said, basically 'All it takes is one asshole to fuck up the perfect world.'

    People are clever little fuckers. We'll come up with a way to wreck shit.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/10(Sun)20:45 No.10784591
    >>10784566
    true. we should stop the horseplay and be NEIGHborly to one another.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/10(Sun)20:46 No.10784592
    >>10784513
    No, the old lady who ran the place just went "oh you poor dear, did you fall in the creak?"

    I just went "yes ma'am, I'm going to go shower if you don't mind"

    then buggered off to shower and shave my hair off.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/10(Sun)20:46 No.10784593
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    >> Anonymous 06/27/10(Sun)20:46 No.10784594
    >>10784576
    shut the fuck up and laugh in horror at the victim of a Drive by rape from a goddamn horse.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/10(Sun)20:46 No.10784602
    >>10784576

    It still takes alot to destroy civilization as we know it.

    That said, if you were smart, you would be carrying a knife over a gun.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/10(Sun)20:46 No.10784612
    >>10784566
    >Guys!

    >You can argue about guns ANY TIME.

    >but how often do you get to laugh at a guy who got raped by a horse?

    >lay aside your petty grievances and join us in joy and laughter.
    >> that guy !CrwtTbFNxQ 06/27/10(Sun)20:48 No.10784651
    >>10784602
    that's why I buy knives and not guns. Yet I still want to buy a Franchi SPAS-12
    >> Anonymous 06/27/10(Sun)20:49 No.10784666
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    >>10784391
    >>10784222
    >>10784092
    I read this while listening to the robot unicorn attack song playing in the background.

    I shall never look at that damn robot horse the same way again.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/10(Sun)20:49 No.10784683
    Someone screencap this, or archive it.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/10(Sun)20:50 No.10784693
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    >>10784410
    Are you talking about this sir?
    >> Anonymous 06/27/10(Sun)20:51 No.10784715
    >>10784666
    I-I can't stop laughing.

    Seriously I can't breath.

    God dammit.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/10(Sun)20:51 No.10784718
    >>10784693
    NO.
    I mean the one with Farnese and THE HAUS.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/10(Sun)20:51 No.10784733
    >>10784693
    Nah the one where the horse trys to rape the god freak girl.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/10(Sun)20:52 No.10784740
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    >>10784602
    Maybe like, three quarters retard on that one.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/10(Sun)20:52 No.10784746
    >>10784506
    If you're creative and try hard enough you can kill a man with ANYTHING.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/10(Sun)20:52 No.10784747
    >>10784683
    http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/requestinterface.html
    >> Anonymous 06/27/10(Sun)20:52 No.10784754
    >>10784718
    Hmmmm may not have seen that part ive only read half the manga.
    someone have the pic of what this gent is talking about
    >> Anonymous 06/27/10(Sun)20:53 No.10784763
    >>10784666

    Everytime I played Robot Unicorn Attack, I was a bit sad because, y'know, the dreams never came true.

    After witnessing what horses seem to dream of, I'm glad.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/10(Sun)20:53 No.10784765
    >>10784391
    So... didja get any in your mouth?
    >> Anonymous 06/27/10(Sun)20:53 No.10784767
    >>10784092
    >>10784222
    >>10784391

    On the off-chance that this isn't elaborate trolling, wow. You have my commiserations, you poor, sorry bastard. If it's any consolation, I found this to help you feel better, but damn.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tfb6pr32EEM
    >> Anonymous 06/27/10(Sun)20:53 No.10784773
    >>10784747
    http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/10783196
    >> Anonymous 06/27/10(Sun)20:54 No.10784785
    >>10784733
    ...
    does someone have this pic im curious.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/10(Sun)20:54 No.10784807
    ITT this:
    http://www.asstr.org/~Kristen/37/stallion1.txt
    >> The Old /co/ldier !1V6Z4xOlI6 06/27/10(Sun)20:55 No.10784830
    >>10784785
    Yes, I do.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/10(Sun)20:55 No.10784831
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7q7v4F8r9Og
    >> Anonymous 06/27/10(Sun)20:59 No.10784901
    >>10784765
    It tasted about the same as mine does, but more...thick. And the smell is strong as hell, took weeks to get rid of entirely.

    The worst thing was the bruises though, all over me and the friction burns on my front and back.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/10(Sun)20:59 No.10784910
    >>10784222
    You *literally* shit yourself and then got raped by a horse?
    >> Anonymous 06/27/10(Sun)21:01 No.10784936
    >>10784901
    >It tasted about the same as mine does, but more...thick

    >It tasted about the same as mine does

    >It tasted about the same

    >tasted
    >> Anonymous 06/27/10(Sun)21:01 No.10784938
    >>10784910
    I probably would have but I had taken a shit before going out on the hike so I didn't get to wet or soil myself.

    A fact i am glad of.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/10(Sun)21:02 No.10784962
    >>10784936
    There was a lot ok!
    some got in my mouth while i was showering it off.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/10(Sun)21:05 No.10785043
    >>10784962
    >implying you did not taste it on purpose.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/10(Sun)21:06 No.10785074
    >>10784107
    I... I kinda want to see more.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/10(Sun)21:11 No.10785194
    >After it had extracted itself it snorted and trotted off to god knows where and I was left coverd in mud and horse jizz with a ripped up shirt, bruises all over my legs and thighs and some cuts on my face from stones in the mud.

    See, if you were a women, I'd have jizzed twice by now.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/10(Sun)21:15 No.10785277
    >>10784901
    Oh god I wish I could have licked it off you.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/10(Sun)21:18 No.10785343
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    >>10784901

    >tastes the same as mine
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    this
    whole
    fucking
    thread
    >> Anonymous 06/27/10(Sun)21:28 No.10785574
    Bump for horse seamen.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/10(Sun)21:29 No.10785599
    >>10785194
    >See, if you were me, I'd have jizzed twice by now.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/10(Sun)21:30 No.10785619
    >>10785343
    What, you've never tasted your own semen? What kind of freak are you?
    >> Anonymous 06/27/10(Sun)21:32 No.10785653
    >>10785194
    Imagine it that way. It's the internet.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/10(Sun)21:32 No.10785654
    >>10785619
    I haven't.
    I pussy out.
    Can't taste too bad, though. I've never had any complaints about it's flavor, and I have done some more....... unsavory things concerning such subjects.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/10(Sun)21:35 No.10785727
    >>10785654
    Do you eat a lot of fruit, by chance?
    >> Anonymous 06/27/10(Sun)21:37 No.10785762
    >>10785727
    A good deal of fruits and sweets like candy.
    I eat very little red meats, mostly chicken, grains, beans and fish make up my diet.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/10(Sun)21:37 No.10785775
    >>10785727
    Fruit=sweet.
    Meat and dairy=salty
    booze=bitter
    Asparagus=DO NOT WANT.

    My buddy and his fiance studied that shit up.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/10(Sun)21:41 No.10785834
    >>10785775
    She was strict on dietary requirements for swallowing.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/10(Sun)21:42 No.10785882
    >>10785775
    >Asparagus=DO NOT WANT
    I thought it was celery that did that?
    I was lurking /d/ when some anon was hashing out the effects on his semen different foods and supplements had.
    Lost that pasta, tho, AGAIN.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/10(Sun)21:46 No.10785950
    >>10785834
    Oh no, eat more fruit, drink a little less, and DON'T eat asparagus?
    How ever shall I endure?
    >> Anonymous 06/27/10(Sun)21:46 No.10785957
    >>10785882
    Apparently the receiver can eat celery to improve it.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/10(Sun)21:48 No.10786013
    >>10785957
    Well, I read that celery improves the color, but I forgot what it did to the flavor.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/10(Sun)22:09 No.10786541
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    >>10784785
    http://www.mangatoshokan.com/read/Berserk/Hawks/124/6
    >> Anonymous 06/27/10(Sun)22:14 No.10786634
    >>10786541
    Should have posted the page before it, where she says HORSE LET ME MOUNT YOU, and he's like HELL NO.
    >> Anonymous 06/28/10(Mon)00:16 No.10789195
    I am loling so hard
    >> Anonymous 06/28/10(Mon)00:54 No.10790023
    Horserape. Huh.



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