Holy fuck I want to be a warlord now.

fuckin crazy

Cross-dressing or wearing a batman costume grants the same bullet-evasion bonus as being naked.

>According to the soldiers themselves, cross-dressing is a military mind game, a tactic that instills fear in their rivals. It also makes the soldiers feel more invincible. This belief is founded on a regional superstition which holds that soldiers can "confuse the enemy's bullets" by assuming two identities simultaneously.

What stats does a cactus melee weapon have?

>When Charles Taylor was fighting in the mid-90s he had a bodyguard unit called the SBU or “Small Boys Unit”. These were children who had been abducted or whose parents had died and who now came to see Taylor as their “Pappy”. As Taylor once said of the SBUs, “We arm them as a way of keeping them out of trouble.” It’s well known that young children make good fighters as they are small and fearless. They don’t have the responsibilities and knowledge of the world that might cause them to hesitate in killing or committing cruelty. Many of the rebel factions used children to fight, often supplying them with drugs.

Dear god, this shit is simultaneously the most hilariously awesome and most horrifyingly terrible shit ever.

>>11836055
>>11836072
There is always a nigga with a rusty ak and some kind of colorful retarded wig, or dressed with palm leaves.
And they just aim from the hip.
They are below humans.

During the first Congo wars after independence, many Africans believed they could magic bullets into water. This actually worked because the other Africans also believed this, and would run away when they heard a spell being cast. When they tried this on well-educated British mercenaries they found it worked rather less well.

>>11836121
OF FUCKING HELL, THAT CHOPPER HAS ARROWS!!!AND CHAIRS!!
WE
ARE
SO FUCKED

>>11836101
all of them

>During the first Congo wars after independence, many Africans believed they could magic bullets into water. This actually worked because the other Africans also believed this, and would run away when they heard a spell being cast. When they tried this on well-educated British mercenaries they found it worked rather less well.

That's fucking brilliant.

Next character I'm making for a modern setting is a 'spellcasting' crossdressing mercenary because of this thread.

The part where they have no plumbing in the town so shit on the beach and streets, and the beach has become just an endless wall of shit...

This is insane.

Man, general butt naked has to be one of the funniest atrocities in modern warfare.

African Commando with tacticool kevlar.

Required reading, General Butt Naked: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joshua_Blahyi

>>11836193
This. IS. AFRICA!

Corruption EVERYWHERE.

How the fuck did we let this get so bad?

>>11836218
"We"? Dont mix ME in this shit. No one gives a SHIT about Africa.

Simple. European colonists encouraged the situation as it kept the native peoples too busy fighting each other and living in superstition-riddled poverty to rebel.

The current state of Africa is quite literally a legacy of the Europeans, particularly the Belgians, Dutch, and English.

I just want a campaign in this setting.

"Oh look, it's a cross-dressing warlord with an RPG launcher"


JUST ANOTHER DAY IN LIBERIA.

>>11836218
By not interfering, the way we should be doing everywhere. US intervention has a habit of making shit worse.

>>11836237
Liberia was an American state in the 1800s, it's where they sent the free slaves.

This is not the rest of Africa, this is America's Africa.

Why we don't just invade some shitty country like liberia?
/k/ for the killing
/g/ for the communications
/Sci/ for the infrastructure
/b/ for the dying

>>11836237

West cares enough to funnel money to the few corrupt guys in charge. China cares enough to actually invest and build something productive, with the selfless goal of neo-colonialism in mind.

>>11836267
Could be ripe for a Spycraft campaign. Or WoD.

>>11836275
LOL.
Someone didn't watch the video.

>>11836218
If it were only last century we could have fixed it with some good old fashioned genocide. Now too many imbeciles consider 'equal rights' as a reason to allow such worthless wretches to live.

>>11836281

>Why we don't just invade some shitty country like liberia?

Absolutely nothing there worth fighting and dying for.

>>11836289
Shadowrun.

>>11836280
Which is why rather than killing each other with AKs and RPGs like the rest of Africa, they're... doing what differently? Being awesome/silly while doing it?

Sorry, we may have created the country, but we did not create the people that inhabit it, nor did we create the surrounding countries that influence it.

Like, why? Why did we EVER pull out of this country?

>>11836286
They want something. For instance the diamonds of the congo. Governments cannot into altruism.

At least some of the workers improving Africa may though.

>>11836330

We only set it up at the beginning to shove in freed slaves to prevent the perceived threat of a slave revolt.

>>11836309
No.

Dread.

You're white boys out in the slums. Tower collapses, the militia finds you.

>>11836322
are those cigarettes or bullet cases on the ground? Please tell me they're cigarettes...

>>11836304
The lulz.
And maybe diamonds.
C'mon guys, even if we rape every aids-bearer, rob the last dollar, and kill the last albino, it would be better than nowadays.

>>11836280
Funny how that guy cleaned up pretty damn well, went on to finish high school, and wants to get out of that shithole or something to that extent.

>>11836343

Bullet casings.

They have good trigger discipline and shoot in controlled, steady bursts.

Oh wait, I lied. All they do is spray bullets from the hip.

>>11836363
I believe he's a fairly successful farmer now, still living in the country. This is after he was a general for one of the local revolutionary groups, when that picture of him jumping with the RPG was taken.

>>11836374
>They have good trigger discipline
Yep, they can keep the finger in the trigger for hours, without getting bored.

>>11836389
Good on him, and I think he was actually apart of irregular forces that was actually aiding the government against rebels. Can't really remember, read the article nearly 2 years ago or something.

>>11836313
you can't talk about africa like it's a unified thing

in stable areas, there are african entrepreneurs who, despite having literally nothing whatsoever to work with, are kicking ass

link related: it's a pile of solar panels pulled by donkeys that travels from place to place to give people electricity to charge their cell phones, which are advanced enough to serve as 1995 grade computers (and are therefore very important to anyone who wants to be anything other than a failed dirt farmer)

http://www.tomsguide.com/us/pictures-story/86-4-farmer-harvest-bots.html

>>11836391
Look at those banana mags!!
There are for of them
So fucking Operator

>Be known as General Butt Naked
>Kill children teens, women for fun
>Still be alive to get filmed by vice in ~2008-2010

What the fuck, is there no justice in this world? Or just plain old revenge?

>>11836343
Because nobody gives a flying fuck about Africa; its natural resources are actually easier to exploit if you allow the potential extractors to compete for your money. It's not like (say) the Middle East, where you need a fair amount of complicated infrastructure in place, headed by a friendly administrator, in order to ensure quality product.
>>11836343
Nope, shell casings. Ammo's cheaper than actual marksmanship training, which means more money for General Butt Naked's hookers and blow.

>>11836424
The hilarious (or horrible, depending on how you see it) is that he stood trial for his war crimes, but was pardoned because he had converted - they wanted to make him a good example.

>>11836424
Didn't you hear? He found Jesus, and has renounced his contract with the Devil!

>>11836411
I think you're right, actually. He was a government militia leader.

But yeah, as far as I know he's doing well now. Read an interview with him a bit ago.

I feel like taking my copy of AK-47 Republic and turning it into a pseudo-RPG to pull off shit like this

>>11835868

That video is hilarious in a soul-crushing way that haunts your inner depths.

>>11836444
>>11836447
Talk about spitting in the face of all his victims.

Weird though, that no one has shot him in the back yet.

>>11836481

Would YOU be able to shoot him? OF COURSE NOT! HE IS INVISIBLE AND IMMUNE TO BULLETS WHEN HE IS NAKED!

YOU ARE POWERLESS TO STOP GENERAL BUTT NAKED

>>11836488
RPG in wheelbarrow for hit-and-run attacks. What kind of stats would this have?

>>11836391
Kid's holdin the barrel

HE GON BURN DAT HAN O HIS

Wow. Some of these Warlords actually look and seem like they're trying to do the right thing.

There's fuckin' no justice in the world.

What the fuck am I seeing.

>>11836517

It's a bad time when you know warlords who used to drink the blood of innocent children and rape and murder indiscriminately give more of a shit than anyone else.

Damn, what a hell hole that place is.

>>11836498
Black naked dude in night= best camo pattern ever.
Also, min 3:05 "I am the goddamned batman!!"

>general bin laden
>there are two of them
>general mosquito
>his rival general mosquito spray

How i lold

What the fucking fuck did I just fucking watch.

>>11836576
Mental capacity of a sixth grader + Lethal weapons + Drugs + No moral guidance at all = Tragicomedy as it's finest.

Remember, the guy in the white suit preaching about The Lord was LITERALLY EATING CHILDREN a decade ago.

>When he goes out to preach now, he says he sometimes encounters relatives of his victims. "I feel very bad, so bad", he said, but he insists it was satanic powers that possessed him in the past and he cannot be held responsible.

Like this shit wouldn't happen in the USA if the government fell.

>inb4 anti-gubbment faggots whining about how Africa is the holy example how a gubbment-free America would work

>>11836620
I think americans would stop before running around naked and eating each other's hearts for strength.

>>11836627
And I doubt it.

It's pathetic that the man who led children to eat other children is one of the people who have done the most to rebuild the country.

>>11836627
That's just tribal legends.

In the USA you'd have protestant gangs killing catholics and jews for salvation... or some bullshit.

People are the same everywhere. Take away the law, and everyone becomes a monster.

Because the law is what separates us from animals.

A group of people could just buy a, or part of, a country.

There's your plot hook. "Why?"

>>11836576
Every black dude wants to be general
During the 19th century, the haitian army had 25000 generals for 50000 soldiers

>>11836627
>implying we don't do that stuff already. nom nom nom.

They practice martial arts too

WE ARE REALLY DOUBLE FUCKED

There is no proper way to describe what I am feeling right now. It's... incredibly hilarious, but at the same time so fucking horrifying. It's like a completely different plane of reality. Up is left, right is around, the biggest crimelords are also the biggest good-doers. Post-apocalypse, now.

I'm pretty convinced by now that the population of Africa has no hope to ever become civilized.

I think we should cut all communication, put the lid on, and at about every 50 years check in on 'em, to see who's the head tribal leader at the time.

>bin laden helps them get out after the interview
bin laden confirmed for bro

We need to dedicate a weekend into fluffing this out as a game setting with the final page full of annotations that prove its complete accuracy to raise awareness if nothing else.

So he goes to nigeria, and they give him food, then he recognizes the taste as human so reports it to the authorities. "Yeah I could tell it was human, back in the 90s I used to eat children during the civil war, but I'm good now."

I don't have reaction images for this.

>>11836820
Let them wast all their ammo, re-develop basic civilization, and THEN provide aid.
Until then, no one goes in, nothing goes in.
I agree.

The guys who went there must have the biggest fucking balls in the world

>>11836820
Man, fuck them stupid niggers. Nuke it from orbit, nobody but bleeding heart liberals will care. Hey, maybe we can get them to go to Africa first? Two birds with one nuke!

>>11836884
Until the president's plane crashes deep in the heart of it all.

Then we need to send the only man who can get him out.

Well, I have inspiration and ideas for running a Dark Sun campaign now. That was hilariously horrifying.

except that'll never work and they'll get nukes eventually

>>11836901
http://www.vbs.tv/en-gb/watch/the-vice-guide-to-travel/vice-guide-to-north-korea-1-of-3

They went into North Korea too. So yeah.

It's almost as insane, but probably belongs in another thread.

>kill 20,000 people
>become last hope of the country

This reminds me of Stalin's secret police chief who raped and murdered people personally. He also banned torture and tried to promote free speech and sell East Germany to the west.

So he's a bit of a 'do as I say, not as I do' sort of guy

>>11836961

It makes me love chavs

>>11836961

Man, I've never heard of these guys. You'd think people with balls this massive would be better-known.

>>11836961
>>11836961
Tea-House lady is my waifu :3c

>A peace movement called Women of Liberia Mass Action for Peace was instrumental to the end of hostilities in Monrovia. Organized by social worker Leymah Gbowee, thousands of Christian and Muslim women staged silent protests and forced a meeting with President Charles Taylor and extracted a promise from him to attend peace talks in Ghana. Gbowee then led a delegation of Liberian women to Ghana to continue to apply pressure on the warring factions during the peace process. They staged a sit in outside of the Presidential Palace, blocking all the doors and windows and preventing anyone from leaving the peace talks without a resolution. The women of Liberia became a political force against violence and against their government. Their actions brought about an agreement during the stalled peace talks. As a result, the women were able to achieve peace in Liberia after a 14-year civil war and later helped bring to power the country's first female head of state.

Huh. Who whould've thought that not killing people would stop a war?

It's like the country decided to rape and murder morality, but morality survived and went fucking insane

>>11836999
;_;

>>11836999
I know, she was so sad... I wanted to rescue her.

45:00 in, what have I been watching?
Post-apocalypse is real, and it's African.

>so when we got bin Laden out of prison he was really excited and happy to see us
God this video was great.
Butt Naked is a pretty good guy if you ask me, I mean he was on drugs and possessed by satan when he did all that shit in his past.
Honestly though, he is. People are defined by what they do, not what they've done. If the whole West Point part of monrovia disappeared and people like butt naked got some help the country would be back on its feet.

>>11837066
"yeah i used to drain children of their bonemarrow with a rusty needle and then i crushed their limbs and made a nice chili out of the mush, but nowadays i'm a reformed christians so it's all good, go with christ lol"

I just found out General Butt Naked wrote an autobiography. BRB ordering it.

>people have nowhere to live
>go "Fuck it, let's just live in the graves"
>throw out the dead bodies and live in the fucking graves

No fucking post-apocaliptic vision could be more harsh than what that video shows. I fucking hope I die the very moment nukes start to fly all over, because surviving would be far worse.

Liberian Wartrukk.

>>11837066
>I mean he was on drugs and possessed by satan when he did all that shit in his past.
>Implying Satan is real
>Using it as an excuse for committing horrible atrocities

As a sidenote, I'm basing my upcoming Twilight 2013 game in Darfur after the rest of the world stops caring. PCs are UNAMID workers left to fend for themselves. I intend to have an NPC be a little African kid who acts as their guide/translator who eventually gets killed off by Janjaweed militia. Maybe even a particularly sadistic Ethiopian general who will end up as their BBEG. I have things pretty much nailed down, but any other ideas of things I could incorporate to make it really emotionally jarring?

>>11837123
That part was sarcasm.
On a related note, notice how all the liberian soldiers were referring to their soldiers as 'the boys'?

>>11836969
>raped and murdered people personally.
>also banned torture

Wat.
He wanted to keep all the torturing for himself?

>>11837123
Beggars can't be choosers, man. Most of those people are miles beneath of a beggar. Anyone that doesn't shoot and rape them is a fucking savior. Forget our morality. It has no place there. It cannot exist there.

>>11837123

If a magical sky genie can take a naked cannibal and turn him into an decent man, I say let him believe.

>>11837104
Link please?

>>11837149
Man, No, fuck that. Morality has a place there. And I don't mean bringing them christmas presents and singing Kumbaya, but Morality in the sense that killing people is wrong, and that morality has a place everywhere humans live.

Just because they are a foreign country does not make them exempt from the basic standards of being a good human. Most of which is not killing people, and part of which is owning up to your actions.

>>11837148
He eventually ended up being executed because nobody else understood his logic either.

>>11837148
If you have to rape and murder people as part of the plan to eventually improve the country, then you damn sure want people to stop that once you're fix it.

>>11837154
General Butt Naked can believe all he wants, but civilized people have no excuse for justifying his actions based on "IT'S OK HE'S WIFF JEEBUS NAO."

>>11837194
>Most of which is not killing people, and part of which is owning up to your actions.
Well, he's not killing people anymore, and he's trying to make his country a better place.
Dude's OK in my book.

Just finished it.
I...
fuck...
There aren't enough ellipses in the world...
...

It truly is a state of nature

You know your country is fucked when a guy named Butt Naked is the one making sense.

>>11837207
It's not because he's converted -to- christ, man
it's because he's converted -from- being a naked cannibal general.
There are some places where religion can do good, namely uneducated wrecks like liberia.

Silly me for thinking Conrad was exaggerating in the Heart of Darkness

General Butt Naked at least seemed like a pretty cool guy. He made a lot of sense.

Minute 17 -- the kids on heroin and coke. Holy fucking Christ.

Butt Naked's autobiography is called "Trading Priesthood for Priesthood: A Testimonial Account Of A Liberian Brutal War General And A Traditional Priest That Dramatically Met Christ And Is Now Christ’s Ambassador". I am unable to find it anywhere.

WHAT DID I JUST WATCH.

>>11837194
>part of which is owning up to your actions.
I agree.

How can I use a BBEG that is "reformed" but doesn't take responsibility for his actions to continue being a threat or require purging?

If the BBEG is part of an order trying to better the place or atone then the party can't do much. Same if the BBEG is retired on a farm somewhere and is keeping to himself.

Possibly if the BBEG has bunkers around the place with munitions and evidence against him and he's not revealing the locations. Other people are finding the bunkers and getting up to mischief.

And other methods?

Butt Naked vs the Tu Pac army.

WHAT THE FUCK

>>11837246

Heart of Darkness is a fucking paradise compared to this.

Also, y'know, the film crew left at the end. The Canadian journalist and the Liberian journalist who showed them around West Point are still over there.

THIS is my next campaign

>>11837306
The liberian journalist seemed like the most literate person there, at least by the way he spoke. He's probably fine.

So...he's like a reverse Blackguard? Well I won't say he any sort of Paladin now, but at least he isn't a cannibalistic madman.

I guess that's kinda inspirational, I mean if he can pull a 180 like that...

>>11837345

Yeah, he was a pretty cool guy. Still stuck in Liberia, though.

> Twelve year old kid on heroin casually talking about how he robbed and raped a woman.

I... wha...

>>11837446

Yep, that was the first scene that really made me go OH GOD WAT.

General Butt Naked retires and no one tries to kill him or make him pay after the war for the atrocities he committed?

The big problem is that people don't seem to hate each other, just that they to want to fight. Two rival generals call each other up and are all like "hey I was that guy, remember when we tried to kill each other?". It's like they're fighting for fun or something.

Oh fuck. They're orks...

Man... when you think you have seen everything the Internet can offer, you always get something new, something far worse. Even the poorest bum over here lives better than those people... Words cannot properly describe it.

>>11837117
>>11837147
LIBERIA

ITS FULL OF ORKZ

>>11837478
Fuck life jackets man, get nekkid, nom a babby and get high, you'll be invincible and invisible!

>>11837498
A good strong enemy is sometimes more valuable and shares more kinship than a close friend, and in a shithole like that... I can't imagine ever having any friends.

>>11837520
Why bother making friends? They might be dead tomorrow. At least your enemies know how to take care of themselves and will always be there.

I sort of want to show this to every Internet Tough Guy / Internet Ghetto Kid and watch him struggle to come up with something.

Watching the North Korea one now.
It's crazyland, man.

Did lol at the North Korean side of the DMZ, though.
They just say "fuck you" to the South Korean side.

>>11836999
What are the odds she isn't secret police?

>>11837561

The South Koreans built a hueg wall, though. More than one documentary has shown it, and both SK and US still deny its existence.

>>11837561
Anybody got that pic of all the North Korea statistics, including how batshit crazy the shit they believe about Kim Jong Il is?

So much inspiration for post/now apocalypse here.

I have a few books on this stuff, one has interviews with child soldiers and they tell incredible stories about blowing up jeeps and how one boy escaped but his friends didn't because they thought it was fun and they were addicted to coke and heroin.

also one boy was said to carry around a bag full of rotting hands he cut from prisoners and would get paid for each hand he brought in.

>>11837619
>>11837619

>>11837643
You rock, sir.

>>11836961
Is the music they play in this video (and the next 2) music from North Korean propaganda or something? This shit's got a kinda ABBA vibe, I could get behind it.

>>11837643
Oh North Korea, you so Best Korea.

Man... we need a new thread for the Best Korea documentary...

>>11837653
And it doesn't even have the stuff about how Kim Il-Sung received his orders from a magical hummingbird from the moon or some crazyass stuff I can't remember.

Yeah, I can definitely see Butt Naked eating a child in about a year from now, hoping it gives him special God Powers this time.

>>11836605
>Remember, the guy in the white suit preaching about The Lord was LITERALLY EATING CHILDREN a decade ago.

Best argument for Sky Cake ever.

>>11837643
>Double rainbow
OH MY GOD
>Double rainbow
SO BEAUTIFUL
>Double rainbow
What does it mean?!

That entire video summed up in 1 image.

It's amazing how North Korea and Liberia are on almost completely opposite spectrum of existence. And of course, it used not always look like shit, that hotel was nice.

Liberia was left to rot by the US but still considers themselves their allies even to this fucking day, almost completely lawless and filthy, and yet still somehow completely up to date with clothing, music, ect.

And North Korea of course was involved in a giant war with the US, still technically at war, a horrid Orwellian society where Death Camps and mass starvation are normal ways of life, all under the dictatorship of a dying old korean man. Don't forget the fact it NEVER looked good except when the Russians were supplying them, they still haven't completed the Hotel of Doom.

I wonder, if you switched the populations of N Korea and Liberia, what would happen?

>>11837762
>if you switched the populations of N Korea and Liberia, what would happen?

Complete anarchy, because you know that some of those poor fucks in N.Korea who know something's wrong would make a break for it.

>>11837762
Liberia at least managed to survive for over 180 years with a relatively boring and uneventful history when they had a defined upper ruling class made of educated people who came from America. Of course, they were pretty much running Antebellum-style plantations over there, but it worked for a good amount of time.

>>11837762
Two days later, the beaches of Liberia are spotless, and all the roads are paved.
And N. Korea is a giant fucking crater, 'cause some high-as-fuck dumbass found the ONE NUKE the N. Koreans have assembled.

>>11837760

QFT

>>11837790
I don't know. Give it about a month and I bet Kim would have everyone under his control again and just convince the population that he did it.

From there he starts a war with one of the neighboring countries.

Speaking of Korea:
Man plunges to death after ramming through elevator door with motorized wheelchair.
mms://navernews.hvod.nefficient.co.kr/navernews/0001/2010/0826/00312821.wmv

>>11836424
To be fair, he seems like a decent guy now. I mean, he's running a rehabilitation center for child soldiers for God's sake.
Killing him wouldn't do much good at all now.

>>11837643
Speaking of crazy, here's review a Godzilla-like movie that Kim Jong-il made, by kidnapping a South Korean filmmaker and actress and forcing them to make in it for him.

http://www.foywonder.com/current_columns/foy_0505.html

>The certifiably insane "Great Leader" of North Korea, you know, the one who may or may not already possess thermonuclear weapons and is constantly threatening the United States as well as pretty much every other nation state on the planet that he's not pleased with on that particular day with nuclear annihilation, the guy we may one day very soon find ourselves at war with, is so certifiably insane that he once had a director from another country kidnapped and held prisoner in North Korea for years in order to make a make a Marxist propaganda film in the guise of a giant monster movie. Try wrapping your heads around this one, folks. Now that's insanity!

These two place are the difference between Lawful Evil and Chaotic Evil. I can't decide which would be worse to stuck in. Probably NK, at least in Liberia there is a chance to gtfo.

>>11837643

I love how Kim Jong Il KICKED OUT ALL THE SHORT PEOPLE in his city. And not only that, he sent them to tiny uninhabited islands.

That's....that's just hilarious in its petty douchebaggery.

>>11837865
But they're ALL short in North Korea.

>>11837846
Liberia would be better. Money in Liberia means you can bribe your way into some kind of relative sanctuary, at least until the next civil war starts. This video was filmed while the peace-keeping force sent by bush is still there so is "A time of peace". They're clearing out soon, then the real shit starts again.

By the way, anybody serious or semi-serious about this being your next campaign? Here's all the setting info you need:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liberia

>>11837880
>thatsthejoke.jpg

>>11837840
AND HE'S A VEGETARIAN NOW.

>General Mosquito and General Mosquito Spray

lol

>>11837840
>Killing him wouldn't do much good at all now.

I don't think killing anybody will solve their problems. They already tried that for a bit, y'know.

>monuments filled with dynamite to serve as tank barriers in case of invasion

Fuck me, them koreans are certainly thinking ahead.

The most insane thing about North Korea is that back in 1953 a third of the world's landmass was controlled by Stalinists and was just like North Korea but with slightly more luxury items and food.

Yes, there was a time when North Korea was actually considered normal by much of the world.

>>11837936
I'm just saying, even if finding Jesus is flimsy grounds for conviction, it paid off this time.

>>11837950
Well, as normal as it can be under Stalin's regime anyway.

Why do we even roleplay?
By rights we ought to be buying a broadswords and airline tickets.
Fuck dudes!Theres cannibals in our setting, how much more grimdark does it get?

>>11838062
>broadswords

Kalashnikov rifle beats sword. That's the part where they hack you apart and eat you.

>>11836961
Holy shit.
Oh my God.
When he sings "Anarchy in the U.K." in the North Korean karaoke bar.
>>My Face

>>11838062
Too grimdark.

>>11838062

EARTH: THE LARP

A setting so grimdark, even GW can't add more spikes and black to it.

>>11838062

Well, yeah, but most of the characters I play in tabletop games die horrifically violent deaths. Those that don't are universally reviled by the other players at the end of the game because I stopped acting like a moron and started playing the way I wanted to.

The annoying part is that I've got this funny feeling that I, as a person, fall in with the Dies Horribly type of character.

>>11838164

>Those that don't are universally reviled by the other players at the end of the game because I stopped acting like a moron and started playing the way I wanted to.

General Butt Naked in a nutshell.

>>11838062
>>11838078
the obvious answer is to have both, one for shooting and the other for ohshitduedsgottasworishefuckingcrazygoddamn-factor

>>11838192

>and the other for ohshitduedsgottasworishefuckingcrazygoddamn-factor

Gotta wear a pink tutu and a tiara for that.

>>11837827
Oh man, I saw that. Koreans have got fucking tempers, man!

so does the ultimate warlord dye his pubes pink and hang a purse from his dick while fighting naked?

Finished the N.Korea documentary.

Are there any more awesome ones?

Holy shit, this is crazy.

>>11838263

We're gonna need a new thread, especially if we get another video.

rolled 11854 = 11854

>>11838263

There is one about the sex industry.

Theres the guy in South America they talk to that is so insane its awesome.

Watched the North Korean video, that poor tea-shop girl...

>>11838263
well they have visited Chernobyl and the Congo, but I'm trying to find the video links...

rolled 7390 = 7390

>>11838319

I KNOW.

I felt so bad for her...

>>11838331
The Chernobyl Zone is apparently a thriving wilderness preserve now.

Tea-house girl will probably spend the rest of her life there. She has no idea.

Now, when you go to New Reno, you know what it's like. You know what the Chosen One saw when he walked those streets.

Really makes me want to kill everyone in New Reno and let the fucking place rot.

>>11838344
I know, right?

I doubt she's actually been sitting there, alone, for that long (I mean, she probably has some other job to do when there aren't any depressed tourists to entertain/depress further), but that's still one of the most depressing parts of the entire documentary.

The other part being the Friendship museum.

>>11838389

Yep. Nature is reclaiming all that shit.

Also, radiation levels around the Sarcophagus are lower than expected, IIRC.

Also, that won't help because the whole construction is really old and was made haphazardly to begin with. I think they wanted to construct a new one (Russia + EU), but fuck me if I know whether that's still on the agenda.
All I know: If that shit breaks up, bad things come out.

>>11838389
Kinda.

It's a wilderness preserve and animals are doing fairly well there without the human interference, but there's still a lot of mutation and cancer.

>>11838404
Jesus H. Tapdancing Christ...

I will never look at Fallout the same way again.

>>11838412
It's North Korea, man. You might as well be on another planet. She could have been sitting there for how ever the fuck long or just another secret agent meant to watch any tourists. It still depresses the fuck out of me yet makes me glad as fuck that I'm live in the US.

>>11838421
Well, it's thriving, considering that it's CHERNOBYL.

>>11838437
>just another secret agent meant to watch any tourists

If anything it's probably this, It's likely a good way to train their agents on interactions with westerners.

>>11838436
second.

You want crazy? About a year ago North Korea changed its currency. You could only convert up to $30 to the new money. People were so depressed a few of them actually fell into comas for weeks. Riots started. The government executed the man who came up with the change, but as far as I know they did not revert back to the old money. Refugees have described the currency change as the most traumatic event in the country's history, worst than the famines. It was the emotional death of the country. It was the end of all the dreams people had, of getting ahead, of making life tolerable. It was the end of hope.

Communism is a boot stamping a face into the mud for eternity.

>>11838492
I heard about that and it pissed me off SO MUCH! I mean, the economy was actually almost kind of FUNCTIONING with that happening, but those in power there just couldn't stand not having control of EVERYTHING! ARGH! RANDOM CAPITALIZED WORDS!

http://www.vbs.tv/en-gb/watch/the-vice-guide-to-travel/the-radioactive-beasts-of-chernobyl

Here's the link to the Chernobyl video.

"So we bribed our guide to get us these machine guns, and we're gonna go hunt some mutated boars".

>>11838492
>implying North Korea is anything resembling communism

Holy fucking shit. This is levels of grimdark that make 40K look like child's play. And its fucking real.

Just started the North Korea Documentary and reached the Tea House part.

So empty, so depressing...

;_;

I just want to give her a huge hug.

>>11838522
Well, Stalinism is a boot stamping on a human face forever

>>11838537

Eh, even Stalin did better.

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>>11838517

>"So we bribed our guide to get us these machine guns, and we're gonna go hunt some mutated boars".

Ladies and gentlemen.

Welcome to the Deathworld of Chernol.

You have your weapons and ammo, and your guides.

For the prize of (Random 1d10+5 added to your profit factor).

Bag the biggest baddest Xenos/ mutant on the planet.

Good hunting.

>>11838528
Then she stabs you in the back for attempting to infect her with your Westerner ideas. But hey, at least she looked decent. ;-;

>>11838517
>>11838517
>>11838517
NEED A NEW THREAD.

STALKER RPG THREAD WITH THIS AS OP LETS ROLL.

>>11838554

Might be worth it, just to show her people care about her.

>>11838517
Chernobyl is fucking crazy.

I was in Pripyat this past March. Had a crazy guide with a mullet, army fatigues, and a wolf shirt.

He was the fucking greatest.

sup /tg/ I'm interested to see this popping up on my gaming board I've loved for so long. I got my master of arts in International Relations and specialized in security topics so this is actually pretty well trod territory to me.
It's interesting to see the opinions and analysis from you guys, who I can only assume have a cursory or nonprofessional interest in these areas: that is to say post-colonial civil war zones.

It's fascinating don't you concur to observe these places, these people, in real life the battle for survival and resource dominance. The almost primal competition as society breaks down, and those that still struggle onwards to rebuild their shattered state.
North Korea is of particular interest to me since I specialize in nuclear security and China as my focus for professional and academic work. But it never hurts to be able to branch out and studying resource locii and conflict zones simply because they provide real time tests of our theories for state and group actions. Conflicts such as these demean humanity as a whole, we see the most incredible and uncanny acts that we thought we were above. But this is our species, and these lives that we think remote and shattered are very much so connected to the games of power and control that we in the west are part of.
I won't moralize on these points, I think it's ignorant to assume that there can be a stark moral compass for decisions that affection millions of lives at once. And I'd be a hypocrite not to admit that I have enjoyed the good fortune I had to grow up in the dominant state/economy of the world today, I'm lucky to say the least. But I think it's important that we don't lose sight that these things are occuring around the world still, there are legacies to exploitation, colonization, and military occupation that we don't often consider because we are so removed. That's all.

Once again /tg/ is the best board

>>11838580


>and a wolf shirt.

>>11838588
the fuck are you going on about?

>>11838436
I wanna see some writefaggotry of this.

Any writefags on?

>>11838542
Yeah well, NK was kind of a client/puppet state of China, and through China, the Soviet Union. So they did alright until Il-Sung started pissing off NK's allies and then things got worse when the Berlin Wall fell. Add to that the famines and it's a bad scene all around.

KOREAN KARAOKE IS BEST KARAOKE!

>>11838609
Same guy here. What, of Christ tapdancing, or more GRIMDARK Fallout?

The pakistan gun market one was interesting. Old men living in caves building dozens of kalashnikovs a day out of scrap metal with their bare hands.

>>11838594
I swear to god. His name was Yuri and he wore a wolf shirt, not unlike the one in your pic. He smelled of sweat, alcohol and general misery.

Funfact: S.T.A.L.K.E.R. novels are the most popular series among Russian men age 14-40. Among Ukrainian men...not so much. Chernobyl is quite the sore spot seeing as they don't have the money to replace the ad hoc cover on the reactor that's only supposed to last another five years before it starts to release radioactive contaminants. Fun times.

Pic related: picture from a school in Pripyat. I'm pretty sure there were monsters down there.

>>11838649

Fallout can't be as grimdark as this shit, no matter what you do to this.

>Watching documentaries
>Ohgodohgodohgod this shit is really depressing
>HAPPY FUN AD TIME!
>FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF I DON'T CARE ABOUT THIS TRITE SHIT LET ME WATCH ON
>SERIOUSLY
>NEVER HATED ADS SO HARD

>>11838550

This idea is hereby appropriated. Thank you for your mandatory cooperation in this matter.

>lonaublu P139:

>>11838599
I was expressing my approval of /tg/ taking an interest in the world(particularly Africa) in terms beyond assumption and hearsay. This is a study of a society reduced by economics and infrastructure implosion. North Korea is a different set of circumstances, but the study of these things is what counts. I study conflict, nuclear proliferation, and China, and I am always pleased to see people learning more or exposing themselves to hard truths, even if it's just a 4chan thread.
Knowledge is power, and these things help us break out of our comfortable bubble.

>>11838685

I made it about 30 seconds into the documentary before I started laughing. It's just too horrible to take seriously.

>>11838701
fuck you, i came here for the guns and cannibalism

>my face while I was watching the North Korea video

This is quite possibly one of the most surreal things I have ever seen.
And the worst part is that I sort of want to see it in person, just because there's a part of my mind that says "No, no way can this be real, it simply can't, it simply cannot be," and I have this desire to prove it wrong.

Oh god, I'm moving on to North Korea now.

This is the greatest thing ever.

>>11838719

I came here because I thought it was exaggerated.

IT WASN'T

>>11838663

Ha! You can't trick me! I see the bloodsucker!

>pioncers for

watching this made me cringe like the sight of a boy convinced that a pink ribbon would cure his broken leg,
sure you could tell him to seek medical attention but at this point should you even bother...

>>11838663

Blowout soon, fellow Stalker.

>>11838623
> china a puppet of the Soviet Union
nice try, comrade, but the Chinese and the Russians didn't get along well with oen another.

>>11838662

This is why I laugh at gun grabbers who think that banning everything is the solution. If an elderly man can bang together an automatic weapon with hand tools in a godforsaken cave, how the hell do you think you can make every gun disappear? It's a complete disconnect between reality as they'd like it and reality as exists.

China and Russia hate each other

China trolls russia by sending their millions of single men into the north

>>11838623

Communist China hated the fuck out of the Soviet Union, and only engaged in a barely stable working relationship with one another.

Fucking North Korea. The whole fucking country is empty.

>>11838685
Damn right. On to part 2 of the NK doc now.


> strong-tongued scalled
That one was meant for you mutant-lovers, I guess.

>>11838770

Except for over a million soldiers, of course.

>>11838781

I guess everybody's posted at the DMZ. Like, half the country. The other half is busy starving.
This shit is weird.

Anyone else drinking while watching this? It helps dull the crushing feelings that emerge.

if Liberians are the Orkz, Kim Jong Il is the emperor of mankind sleeping in the golden throne waiting for his awakening

>>11838790

The other half can be quickly armed and thrown into the fray, too, don't forget.

>>11838727
The banquet hall just made me feel terrible for those waitresses and what not. I just want to all of North Korea liberated or something. The whole recovery process though would be utterly painful, and I can hardly blame anyone not wanting to deal with it.

>>11838797

A few months on /b/ will sort you out lad

Too bad that N.Korea video didnt show the GIANT hotel that was never finished and is structually unstable.

>>11838758
and yet gun violence is dramatically decreased in countries with less guns in them....hmmm yup disconnect

>>11838812

I don't want to lose ALL of my humanity. Just get a bit drunk.

OH GOD THE SCHOOL
;_; ALL OF THOSE KIDS

>>11838758
IN A CAVE WITH A BOX OF SCRAPS

Seriously though, most Americunts are too lazy to homemake a Kalashnikov. We only have so may guns because you can buy the goddamn things for a hundred bucks at your local wal-mart.

>>11838797

If only they were willing to accept they were not capable of governing themselves and accepted foreign rule. Too bad they aren't smart enough to realize how stupid they are and have nothing valuable enough to warrant the help. I guess that's what you get for not advancing past the stone age when the inhabitants of the continent to the north left it thousands of years earlier.

>>11838753
I meant that through China, NK was a client state of the Soviet Union. They both got help from the USSR (even if China and the Russians hated each other, they were still allies), and China was NK's nearest ally. That's what I meant.

>>11838829

Gun violence yes, violent crime no.

Seriously, I know theres alot of people who go "I hate my country"

Doesn't matter if your US or AUS or Canadian or whatever

if someone EVER SAYS THAT TO YOU AGAIN show them these videos

For the love of god show them these videos

>>11838797

Hell yes. Delicious Vodka.

You know, not every African country is a hellhole. Apparently Botswana is doing pretty alright.

>>11838839
The kids in that school probably have it better than the vast majority of people in the rest of the country.

Hell, the people in that entire tourgroup probably are better off than the vast majority of people in the rest of the country, because they're the ones who actually *gasp* get to talk with the foreign devil imperialists. And they get to drink beer and smoke cigarettes once every, what, 7 months?

>>11838882

I'm tempted to find some emo fuckers and show them the Liberia one.

Also discreetly provide a razor blade at the end.

>>11838858
Tried it. Leopold wasn't exactly a paragon of good leadership.

>>11838897

>The kids in that school probably have it better than the vast majority of people in the rest of the country.

I know, which makes everything we don't see even worse.

>>11838858
>>Africa not advancing past the stone age

Timbuktu and Great Zimbabwe would like a word with you.

>>11838899
Then again, neither is Butt Naked and Mugabe.

>>11838882
I come from a generally poor country, no where really near Liberia or North Korea, but still. I just get fucking peeved when people living in the US say they hate it, barring actual foreigners or something to that extent.

>End of BEST KOREA vids with the extravagant show

100K people out just to entertain a few select people and tourists.

Damn.

>>11838936
Which country is that?
I'm not one to talk, I'm from Norway. My countrymen simply do not know how good they've got it.

>>11838931

If I were poor and uneducated I would totally follow Butt-Naked.

Sure, he's a stupid fucker, but he's an AWESOME stupid fucker.

>>11838936
> economics are the only reason to hate the place you live

Reached tea shop girl scene.

OH GOD SO SAD
SO SAD

>>11838899

Your right, he didn't remove enough problem individuals from the gene pool. People need to be breed for passivity before they will be willing to stop killing each other.

>>11838952

Hating living in extraordinary privilege makes you an unbelievably whiny stupid bitch with no sense of perspective.

Next Scriptarius thread, we need to request an Ork warboss named Butt Nekkid. He charges into battle butt nekkid. For MAXIMUM TROLLING, he has a boner when he goes into battle like in that shitty sword of truth book.

>>11838949

Hell, reformed Butt Naked is a fucking PARAGON compared to the rest out there (excluding the few Warlords doing shit)

Man, in the 80's my parents worked in Liberia for 2 years just before the shit hit the fan.

Whenever Liberia's mentioned in the News or in programs, they always marvel at how bad shit got.

>>11838936

I appreciate our standard of living. But I hate our mode of governance, our silly pointless partisanship, our willingness to sell away our freedoms at the drop of a hat, and our touting of greed as a virtue. We could be a shining beacon on a hill. We simply choose not to be.

>>11838961

Stop talking.

>>11838964
> failing to refute my point
brool story co.

>>11838973

No matter what you say, WE ARE NOT FUCKING LIBERIA MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK

>>11838968

Can he wear fairy wings and a tiara instead of having a bosspole?

>>11838875
guns tend to be more lethal than angry people

>>11838973

...Are you saying ambition ISN'T a virtue?

>>11838970
Can't be compared at all, but I was reminded of my own experience in Belfast. I worked there for a couple of years doing IT work, and found the whole place really nice, peaceful and with open-minded people.
Three days after I left, the last bit of intense fighting broke out, really close to the area I'd been living.

>>11838964

Dubai is a wealthy country, is a gay man who lives there not allowed to hate it fuckwad?

>>11838995
He wears an iron gob instead of a tiara, and his fairy wings are torn from a Tyranid creature or Swooping Hawk, but yes.

>>11838955

Okay now she's waving from the balcony and the camera zooms out, and you just know she's gonna spend the rest of her fucking days standing in that goddamn fucking tea shop ten hours per day all by herself, wasting her life for nothing.

Why hello there, Mr. Vodka. You here to numb the sadness? Yes, I thought so. C'mere, you.

>>11839008

As long as that Iron Gob is pink, since crossdressing makes you invulnerable (counts as having Cybork).

>>11839018

After that North Korea episode, looking for another video to watch.
I'm thinking of going for the Vodka Wars. So much happier. So much drunker.

>>11838898
You wouldn't get what you're looking for. There are two types of emo kids. There are those that feel sorry for themselves, and those who feel sorry for the world. The ones who feel sorry for themselves will either snap out of it after watching this and cheer up, or they'll dismiss it. The ones who feel sorry for the world on the other hand... suffice to say, you might get the results you wanted, but in a group you probably didn't.

>>11838987

We're only ever a stone's throw away. Civilization is a soap bubble, an ephemeral veil covering a pack of mad hooting apes.

>>11839002

Ambition, not necessarily. Consumption for consumption's sake? Absolutely a vice. Avarice? Sure. Covetousness? You bet your ass. We put objects, and the acquisition thereof, ahead of people. That's wrong.

>>11838987
I agree. I'd rather be a dissapointing beacon of hope then libia or noth korea ANY GOD DAMN DAY OF THE WEEK

Does shit happen that pisses me off? yeah, Do i wish those fuckers would get off their ass and do something about half the shit in america? Yeah

But i also realize all those little problems in my country, all the shit it does to piss me off...it's FUCKING GOLDEN. I LOVE THOSE PROBLEMS. WHY? I'M NOT RUNNING AROUND NUDE WITH AN AK EATING BABIES BECAUSE OF THEM

>>11838970

its because the people who knew how to run a country stop running it. Can't say I'm being racist because its literally what happened.

>>11839018
If it makes you feel better, that's not true. She'll probably be replaced in about 20 years by a younger version and live in abject poverty for the rest of her unnaturally short life.


I feel horrible.

"Alright guys, so for your next setting you have two choices..."

>>11839054

DAMN.

Time to take another shot. I'm not drunk enough.

It's both funny and sad how the NK government presents all those diplomatic gifts as if they were given to Kim Jong-Ill personally for being awesome, and not as if IT'S A ROUTINE FUCKING CUSTOM FOR DIPLOMATS TO BRING GIFTS EVEN IF YOU HATE THE FUCKING COUNTRY?

>>11839033
>>11839054

I can just say that it was a good idea to keep emergency booze. Just for shit like this.

>>11839070

I think that is the definition of a lose/lose situation.

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>>11839054

>>11839094

I've been sober for a couple of months and just picked up another flask earlier this week.

Fuckin' glad I did.

SALUT! ANOTHER SHOT!

Greetings, citizens! Friend Computer would like to remind you that Happiness is mandatory and Communism is evil.

Personally, I say we should invade North Korea, on the "at least we cannot make it any worse" principle.

>>11839054
>>11839018
Suddenly, a small group declares war on North Korea just for the sake of a tea-shop girl.

The thread is autosaging. I'm not sure I want to make another one, even though there are plenty of other videos to watch.

>>11839110

SANTÉ! TO LIVING SOMEPLACE ELSE!

>>11839120
Except that invading North Korea would totally make everything worse

I really want this archived as "reality check"

or something to that effect

I still don't see what the fuss is all about.

>G(T)nA,v). ropeads

Is anyone else weirded out by the Americana-laced Levi's commercials mixed in with all this?

>>11839140

As soon as my brother heads to bed, I'm getting fucking plastard. Care to join me?

>>11839120
Oh yes we can.

We can make it Liberia. Except without Butt Naked and the church on every corner. And with every citizen turned into a complete mental wreck, leading to people either
a) going on murderous rampages, which their propaganda has taught them is the only way to go out against the American
b) drowning themselves in cheap liquor until they die of alcohol poisoning
c) killing themselves in other interesting ways
d) going batshit crazy.

If you're interested in more about North Korea, check out Pyongyang by Guy Delisle. It's his story of the time he spent in North Korea working as an animator trying to keep keep the Koreans' shit together (a difficult task). By virtue of being Canadian he was allowed in the city, since Americans are absolutely prohibited from entering the nation.

>>11838517
fuck man, ever since i first heard about Chernobyl, I've always wanted to go to Pripyat, just to see a whole fucking empty city like that, with shit just left to rot and decay. it's fucking dangerous and horrible, but at the same time really fascinating.

>>11839163
So we CAN make it libia!

>>11839163

Sounds like Dwarf Fortress: North Korea

>>11839120
>>11839163
>>11839142

Official CIA policy with regard to North Korea: wait for Kim Jong-Il to die, hope his replacement is less awful.

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>>11839120

AAA has Tour Guide books for pretty much everywhere.

Things to do, sites of cultural or historical significance...

We air drop them.

>>11839158

Hell, I wanted to get my sleeping back to normal, but fuck that, I'm with you.

>>11839193

You cunning bastard.

>>11839115
That's ironic, considering that living in North Korea is basically a LARP campaign of Paranoia

>>11839201

Fuck year!

http://www.vbs.tv/watch/the-vice-guide-to-travel/wodka-wars

Watch that as you are doing so. Mmmm...Alcohol.

>>11839209

The glorious paradise of Alpha Complex is incomparable to anything the filthy commies could hope to achieve. Communism is bad! Capitalism is good!

>>11839216

I'm not done with NK yet. I'd feel cheap quitting now.

I've got an MST3K of the Projected Man going. That helps me.

I don't know how to respond to any of this.

Except Afrika is definitely orks.

>>11839235

NO YOU DON'T YOU FUCKING FINISH IT AND THEN DROWN YOUR SORROW LIKE A MAN

As for me, after the vodka one, I'm going back to the liberia one since I had to leave for a night class before finishing it.

Complete infrastructure collapse in North Korea would lead to hundreds of thousands of deaths and then maybe things would get better.

Leaving things alone is going to lead to hundreds of thousands of deaths with no way of things getting better.

>>11839260

WELL EXACTLY THAT IS WHAT I'M PLANNING TO DO, BRO.

Just got the scene with the cigarettes. Seeing a guy laugh at a one-off joke has never been so sad.

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Watching the Wodka Wars.

That Cabby is awesome.

Right now war would only polarize a system falling apart under its own weight.
What we SHOULD be doing is offering bribes so the general population doesn't suffer under the dictatorship -quite- as much, lifting the embargo in exchange for freeing political prisoners would be an awesome start.
And if you think they might gain an advantage by it, take another look. Are you really afraid that THESE people know what their doing?

archived

>>11839216
Stalin & Lenin cosplay in Red Square.
BRILLIANT!

>>11839278
same here bro

>>11839260

Back to the Liberia one.

...Fuck I am not ready for it, but I'm gonna do it anyways.

>>11839316

It does end on a sort of positive note.

Then again, the best hope this country seems to have is an ex-warlord cannibal rapist who had an epiphany and turned to religion. Sooooooo.

>>11839129
FUCK YES.

Anons, we can go to some third-world country, get automatic weapons, and then go on to fight a guerilla war in North Korea.

I want to fucking do this. There's enough of us - We could get /b/ in on it.

4chan can do some good in this world.

Oh, who am I kidding? It'll never happen, but...A fa/tg/uy can dream.

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>>11839303

That reminds me so much of the people dressed up as movie characters in front of Manns Chinese Theater...

Or the Gladiators and Roman Legion members in front of the Flavian Amphitheater...

>>11839287
>offering bribes
Won't work. You'll just be getting Kim another Rolls Royce.
>lifting embargo
"AFTER SEEING THE MILITARY MIGHT OF THE GREAT DEMOCRATIC PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF KOREA, DEMONSTRATED BY OUR MAJESTIC TAEPODONG NUCLEAR MISSILES, WASHINGTON HAS BOWED TO DEAR LEADER'S DEMANDS. ALL HAIL DEAR LEADER KIM JONG-IL AND ETERNAL PRESIDENT KIM IL-SUNG!"

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>>11839357

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gIO4Uw36-JE

Don't worry man, Japan has North Korea covered

>>11839357
Take this to ?k/. They'd do it in a heartbeat.

>>11839400
/k/ can't do shit. Take a look at their planned invasion of Zimbabwe to reinstate the nation of Rhodesia and how well that worked out.

>>11839367
> taepodong missiles
> dong missiles
A slight step up from the earlier "nodong" missile design.

I'm not kidding.

>>11839342
I'd feel more confident and friendly around Butt Naked than pretty much anyone on /b/, if that's any reference. While he has a terrible past, he is now actively working for the improvement of the world around him, which is more than most of those bastards can claim.

>>11839400

Took the original link to /k/.

>>>/k/7111977

>>11839367
so let them spin it that way,
think about it, for every opportunity to give Kimmy to stroke his ego PEOPLE WONT STARVE TO DEATH.
What precisely are we afraid of?
That they'll mange to convince us they're right?
There are already riots.

Tea girl ;_;

>>11839435

Yeah, Butt Naked is a pretty cool guy, eh tries to make up for his horrible past and doesn't afraid of anything but God.

Still, y'know, if people turn to a reformed mass murderer for hope, it's...weird.

>>11839453
Except it'll also make it that much harder on the people when the country eventually does collapse in on itself.

And that much harder on any rebellions--happier people will be less likely to help an insurgency, and more likely to fight it.

Not that I particularly want any insurgencies going on, getting people killed. But I'd rather we leave it alone, and let it collapse in on itself, than risk helping it continue and letting it live that much longer (or worse, help support the current government against its own population once that population finally realizes it needs a regime change).

>>11839453
>>11839287
Kim would think he's the best and then he wouldn't do what we bribed him to do because he would think we're afraid of him. He's not a logical man. He's batfuck insane.

We'd be better off airdropping food over the country, but that would end even worse.

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>>11839499

Why am I thinking of her kinda like that "No Don't take these items" girl?

I remember a radio news article about what would happen if NK did disarm: how people speculate that there are millions of "the Slight", a generation of Koreans who were raised with just enough nourishment to survive, but not enough to thrive, with the physical stunting and mental retardation that accompanies prolonged malnourishment as a child.

Millions of the slight. Worse than any imaginary zombie apocalypse.

>>11839613
Oh, Jesus...

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ALRIGHT /TG/

BE HAPPY.

SEE PRETTY WOMEN.

http://www.vbs.tv/watch/shot-by-kern/barcelona

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Oh god /tg/

Oh god...

http://www.vbs.tv/watch/the-vice-guide-to-film--2/north-korean-film-madness-part-1-of-3--9

Just watched their short thing on Thai ladyboys.

These are my favorite journalists.

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>>11839805

http://www.vbs.tv/watch/the-vice-guide-to-film--2/north-korean-film-madness-full-length

Full length one.

So you don't have to click all over like a tard like I did...

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/tg/

Let the planning begin.

http://www.nkeconwatch.com/north-korea-uncovered-google-earth/

Holy shit, I thought STALKER made up the whole vodka prevents radiation poisoning things but it turns out being drunk actually saved some of the firemen and doctors during the meltdown

>>11837520
A good strong enemy can also be a target of mutual respect, which when you're trying to set the country fucking straight again might mean you'll have to cooperate eventually.