>roagazlna crilead

great.

I have a chaos-touched regiment.

>Vulnine Initial
Well, the Vulnine First Company of course.
Vulninites, of Vulnine Prime in the Vulnine system, are known for their dogged tenacity.

>territory onoeps

Patrol troopers that shout "oh no!" at incoming fire, they also have epilepsie

>bareand sin
>bare and sin

Uh... I think this one speaks for itself. Slaaneshi traitor guard.

>afinacao ainsion
The wear flak armor disguised as business suits and every man is issued a box of cigars upon joining up. Failure to know where the box is and how many cigars are left is punishable by death.

>common-law sanited

Mixed male/female janitorial regiment in which each soldier has a monogamous relationship outside of marriage.

>315, Joilenta

The Joilentian 315th. From Joilenta
This is actually pretty boring, so sage

>>12397669
thats a good one actually

>severe sanrestr

The severe sanrestrians are in severe need of some rest.

>currigne kubeck

Great. Autism Marines.

>reflect lorkers
They wear special flak jackets with a mirror coating. They are sent into battle primarily with traitor guardsmen or anyone else unfortunate enough to need to fight with flashlights.

>sperhano emmas

An all female regiment from a mechanicus forgeworld 'Sperhano' where they are experimenting with Dark Age cloning technologies, every trooper is called Emma.

45.00 essort

The 45th Essort ensures the safety of the Essortian system in the Outer Reaches !

>jobston from
I guess they are from the planet 'jobston'. Maybe they are a primitive world with terrible grammar.

Welp, looks like my regiment has garrison duty.
FUCK YEAH.

>>12397655
why did i lol so hard

>malnourished tea
Oh lawdy, anorexic british guardsmen

>kington films

Kington, not reknowned for it's warriors, instead sends out units purely in the role of manufacturing propaganda via holovids.

>391 hatevets

Umm... Khornate Guard consisting entirely of veteran troopers... Guess they are from the:

1st Hate Regiment, 9th Hate Brigade, 3rd Hate Batallion, Veterans Companies All

>proproom thing

ENTIRE REGIMENT OF FALSE MEN
SQUAD BROKEN
SQUAD FUCKING BROKEN

>April pretor

Aprils Praetors

Super-Elite regiment where every soldier were the previous commander of their own regiment. Led by April, the High Praetor.

>314 Aporara

Sometimes I wonder where these captcha words come from. :\

>sure shapert

Reliable Fortification Busters, called the Sure Sappeurs.

They look like the french foreign legions and have bitchin' hats and facial hair. And axes.

>ficarma fixed
The ficarma bayonet is an exceptionally long and brutal blade. When a ficarman guardsman announces that he has his 'ficarma fixed', he is ready to plunge into the heart of the enemy.

>thereto: gilitat

no clue

>>12397720
LOL RIVETING TALE CHAPS

>orinash Associa
A regiment hailing from the oddly egalitarian world of Orinash. Controversially rejecting conscription and the traditional chain of command, this regiment considers itself a free association of men fighting for the Emprah.

>uncentin Baron

Baron Ushrir's elite mobile strike force, travelling space in the U.S.S. Uncentin

>THE rimull

Sounds more like a xenos species.

The rimull are an omnivorous, arboreal species native the sixth planet around a dying star. The strange radiations have led to an increase in mutations and psykers among these primitives and whole tribes have been lost to various demonic incursions.

Complete and total purging is recommended.

cross-bow chappri
would have been a kick ass space marine chapter.
for imperial guard aside from a swissguard like regiment i dont see.

>choicest picavon
Guardsmen from planet Picavon are the choicest soldiers EVER.

>158 arctures
Isn't that already an IG regiment?

>Traches Raising

Huh... a regiment of operatic tenors...

>deviance. liturets

Intellectual Slaaneshi traitor guard?

Xeno scum ruined my captcha!

>conical lamfirgo

My regiment goes to battle wearing their traditional lamfirgo hats. They're also Eldar sympathisers.

>ple's grictin

A regiment of... grictin, led by Colonel Ple.

>the preorly

PRE- O RLY?

>resols all

regiment from the planet Resols was formed using all of the planets fighting aged men to fight off an Ork Waaaaagh

The Promen Converts is a regiment of brutish abhumans who easily accepted the Emperor of Mankind as their savior when their planet was discovered by the Imperium. Because of their low intelligence and their hideous mutant forms they are fit for little more than being cannon fodder. The idea is to use them first in a battle in order to deplete the enemy's ammunition supplies.

>barever James
An all-male regiment, everyone is called James and forever is the masters of bar-room brawls

>burreptu fucceed

The Burreptu Regiment is known for their "Fucceed" philosophy on combat, where they are fucked when they succeed - but succeed when they get fucked up.

>regagge idea,

Do I even have to justify this? ;p

Fine fine.

Regimental colours:- green, yellow, red.
Unit modifier:- dreadlocks, "cigars".
World:- Beaches.
Enemies:- Orks in suits, "da man".

>gilding yotted

I dont even.

>pastho according

The PDF of Pastho Secundes is a group of fire-bellied zealots, who enforce the protection of a planet bound by archaic laws and trapped in the dark ages by an oppressive technologically advanced council, who pay fealty to the Imperium.

>supra lamissen

On the planet of Lamissen their is one hive that stands above the rest...It is the pinacle of Imperial society on the planet and only has the ability to breed the most elite regiments... sin all Lamissien regiments are forged from individual hives the regiments of Lamissen Supremuos are elite of the Lammissen Carbineers


Many a times being storm troopers for the other regiments from Lamissen Primus or secundus or even the men of the3 wastes these men fight above all others

they carry the banner of Lamissen and all others bow


they're also kinda dicks

>>12397790

The guy who was annoucing the regiment's official name got shot while he was halfway through announcing it. The second word is him gurgling.

>tommint occasion

Regiment sometimes goes into battle
Led by colonel Tommy the Mint!

Adeptus Arbites Extreme Edition.

>>bodars flowers
What?

>incomisa prudence

Only regiment to have never lost a single guardsman to a commisar.

>>12397869
they come from a hippy world and dont know how to fight...thus they are used as a meat shield for the real regiments

>>gences manner

151st Gences Grenadiers, Tophats and monocles are issued to all new recruits, forgetting social graces is punished by summary excecution

>exchanged aurelds

The rag-tag bastard unit of the 17th Aureld Guard?

>university turnsped
A group of university students turn Guardsman. Famous for their hit and run tactics.

>which darive

The 4th Dariven is an entirely mechanised force. Unfortunately every single vehicle and soldier is named Darive with no other identifiers. This leads to communication issues.

>mancerl first

their entire planet had a hard on for the Tanith first and only so they orchestrated a chaos invasion to copy their history and destroy their planet...

they are lead by colonel commissar Nelson Mandela Fu

>>12397956
whoot! Mancerl first and only!!

>undepar relative

The Underpar Relatives. Family members who don't get good marks are assigned to this meatshield regiment.

Nerves Beurne (pronounced Burn, I suppose).

Fearless regiment of illiterate (hence the name) thrill seekers, out to kill xenos and shred some waves, man.

Recruiting mainly from the disillusioned youth of various imperial worlds, this regiment is always looking for the next high - and never stopping to consider anything else. Narcotics are ubiquitous, and many are eager to sample what ever world they visit has to offer (be it food, women, drinks, or extreme sports). Needles to say, they are often posted to death worlds.

Boasting a variety of skills ranging from mountain climbing to pot holing, and high altitude jumping to surf boarding, not to mention being insane enough to attempt these during battle, this fighting force has a decent track record for fighting the Imperiums foes, and is well known for tacking the unconventional, or most 'radical', approach.

Formed to deal away with undesirable elements of society, this force has performed surprisingly well; it has always been a thorn in the side of the commissariat, though, with most new commissars either going insane with rage or losing all sense of discipline after a few months.

Louis kervarm

Named after their legendary captain, the Kervarm 235th are unique amongst the guard due to their widespread use of cybernetic enhancement. Their favored modification is that of the "Kervarm", an arm substitute that is basically a large pincer-like vice situated at the end of a mass of hydraulic pistons. They are revered for their nigh suicidal mass charges and the horrific damage their Kervarm troops inflict on vehicles and soldiers.

Primary colors: Burgundy and gunmetal gray.

>Saffin Securing

Recruited from a Hive World where Mega Corporations replaced the governments in a series of coups. Saffin Securing was a 'security force' organized in the exact same way as a PDF. Such security forces had, in fact, totally replaced the traditional PDF, only to function in exactly the same way, albiet at the beck and call of the Mega Corporations which now ran the Hives.

Ultimately after the infighting ran it's course the only changes were cosmetic as far as the greater Imperium was conscerned, and as such it didn't care as long as SF organizations were provided in leiu of PDF regiments, and the work in the hive cities continued in the Emperor's name.

illiags inch

The regiment of planet Illiags, the Illiags Inchers had a peculiar battle strategy - they moved inch by inch when assaulting.

Any guardsman moving more than an inch while moving was instantly shot by the commisar.

The entire regiment was decimated by a Speed Boyz'-exclusive Waaaagh.

>Chicago gaburps

Seriously?

The vaunted Chicago Gaburps, bane of both Orks and political competence!

The 376th Cropton Bombadiers specializes in armor and air support for other Guard Regiments. The regimental command houses the first baneblade used to defend Cropton from Necrons.

>>12397624
You're gonna have to help me with this one /tg/

>trowlial Christian
A strange regiment from the world of Trowlial IV, which is a backwards planet, with 38,000 year old technology. Soldiers use autoguns, and wear heavy flak armor that looks like metal plate. All soldiers are armed with close combat weapons like pikes, as well as the aforementioned auto guns. Known for their mechanical horses, and claims of the Emperor's name being "Jesus Christ".
They have legends of the Emperor being crucified (possible Chaotic influence? must investigate further) and rising from the grave (Tzeentch?). This cross has become their symbol, fronted with an aquila.
To be watched carefully.
++THE ABOVE HAS BEEN SEALED BY THE MOST HOLY INQUISITION. IF YOU DO NOT HAVE THETA-GAMMA-BETA CLEARANCE, REMAIN WHERE YOU ARE++

Thought for the Day:
++A billion lives are a worthy price to pay to wipe out a single heretic++

>>12398004
That last word looks like Tau moon runes to me boy

>125 inancer
125th inancer's specilized in something but nobody knows!

>>12398004

Adeptus Mechanicus regiment that is stored in a big shed. The second word is in machine langauge and cannot be pronounced by humans.

>Commission oulase a pure commisar Regiment, led by Commisar Oulase

>>12397996
I laughed more at the speed boyz part than I should have.

>I9I, porgill

the Porgillian 191st is specialized in making pizza but they usually dont have good enough ingredients so they usually make slop for the other regimennts

who said we had to make combat regiments...

>>12398004

JUDE

>>nagemon sin
They're the Nagemon 13th
They're a penal legion for those who have commited heresy but have not been outright killed.

>>12397980
Addendum: Selection for this regiment is particularly bloody, no test of skill is required, but all potential recruits are gathered together on a remote world, supplied with guns and other weapons, and told to kill each other until a ship returns to pick up the survivors.

This is commonly referred to as the 'battle royale' .

Addendum the second: Women are also allowed to join, and the aforementioned habit of sampling a planets female population applies to them as well.

Thought for the day: Heresy grows from our failed education system...

>>12397624
> Gagman Photo

Hmm

The Photo of Gagman as he has been named due to being a nameless cnonscript as he deserts his post with a Group of Dark Eldar while the rest of his Regiment dies until the Marines show up

The Lioneran's soldiers are all equipped with voice amplifiers, a large circular speaker that fits around back of the head and look's like a mane. They are well feared for their menacing battle roar.

>>12398035
>machine language

>one, mintorne

the 1st Mintorne regiment specializes in light infantry tactics based off the hunting traditions of the planet's tribesmen.

>Harvard Heerts

Named after the legendary imperial academy, the Harvard Hearts Company is a small regiment, charged with guarding libraries filled with forbidden lore. Due to the danger of corruption due to this knowledge, all guardsmen have bombs implanted near their hearts, giving the commisars the means to immediately execute anyone showing chaos taint.

>>12398009
21st century Crusades in space, with mechanical horses? Hmm.

The dinsaggi merits. The veteran troopers of the Dinsaggi legions.

>was combrifi

Hailing from the frozen mining world of Was II, the 1st Combrifi are tasked with maintaining order and providing a planetary garrison to safeguard the planet's plentiful mineral reserves.

>dingerre 1900

The Dingerre 1900th, a planet famed for having too many battalions.

Subject Fourmer
The Izfrallia Freed Regiments, aka "Fourmer Subjects"
Regiments drawn from the factory serf class of Izfrallia secundis, they are given freedmans rights and thirty kiloclears of land following their completion of service.

>gatedes 198,
The Gatedes 198th. Gatedes is THE planet to go to when you want a gate guarded.
Massive popular demand means there's 200 regiments.

>175 Crescent
The 175th Crescent Warriors Regiment of the planet of Mesopotamia, a desert word with an equator where most of the population lives. The Crescent Warriors are heavily based off Terran Medieval warriors from the Middle East, using saif-like bladed weapons and donning light, but effective armor.

The 175th gained renown after driving off a much large Tau invasion of a nearby world using guerrilla warfare.

In the grim darkness of the 41st millennium, there are only stoic hardasses.

>them atormors

O lawd, dem Atormors.

>numerous bilria
The Numerous of Bilria are conscript forces of the one and only megahive Bilria, infamous for taking the saying "bury them under our dead" a little too literally. It is normal for them to suffer more than 10000 to 1 losses, when sending waves upon waves of conscripts without any armor or weapons agains horrific daemons, bloodthirsty xenos and heavily armored war machines. The Numerous think nothing of such losses, as nearly a billion new conscripts are sent to them from Bilria every day. There are even rumours of using conscripts launched from near-space as cheap kinetic weapons. The Numerous are quite liked by the Mechanicum, seeing as they don't allow any kind of technology to be hurt in battle.

>social conlinge
All are a hivemind of that chick from that shitty show, Bones.
They don't fight. They use... diplomacy, if you catch my drift.
I'm implying they have sex with enemies.

>Sapitiv Peculiar

I'm guessing the Sapitiv Peculiars have a lot of sanctioned psykers in their ranks. Maybe they come from a mutation heavy planet?

>founfus minds

The regiments of Founfus have always been known for their extensive use of Sanctioned Psykers to make up for their lack of numbers. Psychically-guided artillery and premonitions of times to strike and times to defend have aided the soldiers of Founfus more than once; though what some might see as their reliance on such methods is drawing Ecclesiarchal and Inquisitorial attention.

>thaustes clerical

Drawn from the otherwise unremarkable agri-world of Thaustis IV, the 3rd Thaustes regiment was permanently seconded to support the work of the Eccleisiarchy, due to the unbending faith and devotion of it's soldiers. From that day onwards, the regiment was to be known as the Thaustes Clerical detatchment.

The Regret Lowell is a regiment specifically created to make the now-chaos corrupted politician Lowell regret his past mistakes.

>>12398278
A strange, squat, bearded peop

>murabef after

They show up AFTER the main fighting to mop up remaining enemies/resistance.

>thraves phonetic

An imaginary regiment with their own saturday morning cartoon show designed to teach children how to speak properly. They fight xenos and chaos with proper pronunciation.

>apsion the

The Apsion are a regiment of Guardsmen from a world recently brought forth from a Warp Storm. They have spent the time on the surface of their trapped world fighting horrors from the Warp, and may in fact be Chaos-corrupted. However, no signs of heresy have been revealed thus far.

>prentable preannal

This regiment produces its recruits through anal reproduction.

>Companies Sandors

A regiment specializing in the use of cavalry consisting of white garbed men riding the Great Chicken-Beast, Fowl Extremus.

Lead by the esteemed Colonel Sandors.

>>12398288
How exactly does this make them any different from any other regiment?

>promulgate cheresi
Hailing from Cheresi prime, the Promulgators are known for fiercely indoctrinating the worlds they defend, Promulgating hundreds of laws while stationed

>account sonexat
The Sonexat 117th Logistics Regiment hails from a planet known for its financial centers. These guardsmen make sure that everything is running on time, and more importantly, within budget.

>gerselly 206
Gerselian 206th Light cavalry

>Theatre injumed
A really fucking weird regiment to which all their planet's injured soldiers are sent. They see battle as a play, to be acted out most dramatically and impressively.
Makes sense, considering it is. The nobles of their planet watch the fighting from the nearest safe distance, for their kicks.
Have a unique accent, in which "r"s are pronounced "m", with only a few exceptions.

>>12398388
HOLY SHIT
THIS IS SOME FUNNY ASS SHIT

>peopons institute

The Peopons Institute is a specific group within the Adeptus Mechanicus on the Imperial world of Peopon, dedicated to the work of studying alien technology, and figuring out how best to counter it. To this end, the Institute fields a regiment of mercenaries and ex-Guardsmen, wielding old equipment in ways best suited to dealing with specific xenos enemies.

>dernity some

A group of veterans too badly wounded to join combat (some don't even have their dernities left!)

Basically they're an entire division devoted to accounting.

>>12398395
they don't even pretend

>General thidly

Their General is a useless fop. They suck.

>kinfords zeal
A regiment of over zealous guardsmen led by Kinford. They often work with the Inquisition and the Sisters of Battle.

>>12398348
That's awesome, Chen.

>>12397624
Jonsorm Necessity

An elite group of assassins that are only to be deployed as a last resort. Due to their vile nature, they tend to kill "things" that aren't their targets if let out long enough. Last time they were set loose, almost 10 percent of the city was slaughtered before we could capture and regroup them. But losing 10 percent of our populace is a necessary cost, if it means totally annihilating our intruders.

>>12398405

This is awesome.

I BITE MY THUMB AT THEE, XENOS SCUM!

>painion funda

Painion's 67th are funded by charity donations from richer systems. The planet was named so because it really sucks to live there.

>housing demurei

A regiment of Guardsmen from the world of Demurei specializing in civilian relief work after a war, and the defense of settlements. They often put themselves to work after a war, repairing the damage done by the enemies of mankind. Many of them were former construction workers or carpenters on their homeworld, so they are very good at building houses.

>reproach sitterm

Made up of the now elderly babysitters of Chaos cultists, they stare at the cultists in infinite reproach until they give up.

>>12398405
Mumdem them you fools!

>contract legliver

Oh god.

The 6th Regiment of Amitrus Prime is entirely composed of contracted soldiers known to harvesting the livers of their enemies and strapping them to their legs. On the one hand, this demoralizes the enemy. On the other, it sticks to high hell and extracting livers from power armor can take time.

>told salegia
or
>parraze indicated

>>12398469
They wear funny costumes and speak only in iambic pentameter.

>committee tranotew

The Tranotew Committee is the only regiment that IS, literally, entirely a bureaucracy. All of them. They decide all moves via a committee, and have to fill out forms to fire their weapon.

Restaxes Economica

Every planetary and system governor is given a wide leeway in the tithes it may levy on his or her population, and similarily every governor is given a great leeway over the penalties he can set for failing to pay these taxes.
Corporal Punishment, upto and including death are common, as is using them as slave labour in menial labour camps.
The Restaxes Economica are what happens to those who fail to pay their taxes on the world of Rigant II. Essentially a form of Penal Legion the Economica are armed with slightly better weapons and armour than most Penal Legions, with their explosive collars replaced with automated pain dispensors. This is due to the Regiment being formed with the funds supplied to the planet to raise an imperial guard levy.
Primarily a Mechanised Infantry Regiment, the Restaxes Economica has served on Lastrati, Octavius and St Capilene with relative distinction. For a penal legion at least.

>gorical midivion

You do NOT want to see the results of their battles.

>>12398510

What about enemies like necrons who don't have livers? What happens then?

>suitors, crulumbe

The 104th Crumlumbe Suitors have a long standing tradition that each soldier in the regiment must propose to marry a women after successfully defending a planet. They all have to propose to the same women. Whoever she chooses gets to leave the Guard. Also they wear formal clothing, all the time.

Also
>more, propunes

Enesis Danz

Imperial guard from the planet Enesis are drafted at an early age and trained by warrior priests of the local Ecclesiarchy as well as high ranked members of the Enesis planetary army, they are taught that joining the guard is a great honor unworthy of commoners, that they alone were hand picked to serve in the guard and will be regarded as heroes upon Enesis. To have their names carved into the great plinth of Damemari city the capital of Enesis and where a great shrine of the emperor resides. when the tithe ships arrive to retrieve Enesis' guardsman payment there is an enormous celebration around the entire planet.
The Enesis Danz are brave and honorable warriors, always obeying orders even to self destruction, they are fierce and dedicated to the imperial cause and many Guardsmen of the Enesis Danz (who survive) move on to become Commissars. Their laz guns are made to a particularly distinct pattern and their uniforms are dark and often have extra pieces of armor hanging off them with officers wearing distinct blue greatcoats. a small interestingly shaped buckler is also a part of their uniform, but many soldiers prefer not to wear the extra armor in favor of maneuverability (because of course the emperor protects!).

>>12398548
Oh god.
"WHO ALLOWED YOU TO DIE SOLDIER! YOU HAVE TO FILL OUT GREEN DYING FORM F-25/IG/B! BEFORE YOU CAN DIE!"

>duchel denouement

A Scottish-type planet that specializes in wood products.
Three words describe this regiment:
Just.
As.
Planned.

>required prowili

The Prowili are a regiment from the world of Prowil. Every standardized piece of equipment is absolutely, positively, REQUIRED to remain on a soldier's person at all times, and ready for use in the most practical manner. Failure to keep all of your gear on hand results in death.

Objec-, sackball

Oh wow, where do I begin.

The famous Sackbaltian regiment, where the new recruits sign a contract to keep their mouth silent while serving the god-emprah.

This contract was created as a way to repel the supposed "jinx" the Sackbaltians have hovering over their heads. They can never finish a sentence while on duty. Anyone who says anything is dead. Be it from a stray gunshot, a falling rock, or anything else that might seem ordinary and unharmful.

A certain audio log goes as following, dating back from the training of the Sackbaltians:
"Squad 13 reporting in, we have captured the objec-"
"COMMAND, COMMAND, THE SERGEANT JUST SWALLOWED A CRICKET AND IT WAS DASTARDLY BI-"
"IS ANYONE RECIEVING THI-"
"GOD WE'LL ALL DI-"

>sense, brockeet
The Brockeet 9th Regiment is a support regiment, primarily fielding large arrays of radar dishes, augmented with a number of astropaths.

>>12398633
"IN TRIPLICATE! AND YOU NEED TO FILL OUT THE DAMAGE TO FLAK ARMOR FORM FJK4/B2 AS WELL!"

Koidaliz 208

The Koidaliz 208th are a regiment that do stuff.

Yeah, I got nothing.

>umptyps strohn

Strohn's umpties met their demise while they were sitting upon defensive wall. A strong artillery shell broke the fortification and the regiment suffered a great fall which killed most of the regiment. The local planetary Governor, a monarch, send his PDF troops and rough riders platoons to recover the troops, but ultimately could not rally Strohn's Umpties, and they were wiped out. The bodies of the Umpties were dumped into a mass grave proceeding the battle.

>from rensisix
Too easy
>Upside down words
Nope
>Cathedral elinday

The mighty fleet of Elinday is a planet in its own right. The actual planet of Elinday is manned by monsterous machines, destroying the world and plundering its rich minerals. Less than 3000 people actually live on it, though it is even larger than Holy Terra.
Instead, the populace abandoned the ruined world and lives now in a massive Hive-Fleet. Numberless smaller craft circle the world, with over a thousand warships watching over them, especally the three main priorities.
A large group of Agri-Ships, dotted above the equator of the doomed world, supply food to 1/3 of the fleet.
The mighty vessel, The Grand Commerce, handles trade with all incoming ships, shipping out tons of metals and tools by the hour, while bringing in food from nearby Agri-Worlds to supplement the population.
And last, but most important is the enormous space station, Imperial Deliverance. Half the size of Terra's moon, Luna, the Deliverance housed the government of the hive-fleet, as well as the local Imperial Guard. It's more precious feature, howerver, was the massive Catherdral of Man that was in its bowels. A trillion souls can attend a single sermon in the hollow center of the artifical moon.
With such a high concentration of materials and faithful, the forces of Chaos look to the Elinday Hive-Fleet for combat and heretica converts, and so the guardsman forces are always on duty.
They are the Cathedral Guard, ready to give their lives en mass for the Imperial Deliverance. Masters second only to the Emperor's angels of death, the Space Marines, in ship to ship combat and boarding assaults, they stand ever watchful for the forces of Chaos, lest the Cathedral falls, and with it, the entire Elinday Sector.

>cregrim converts
Conscript regiment from Ionis 5, a planet until recently cut off for centures from the rest of the Imperium by a warp storm and badly overrun by a heretical (but non-chaos) religion. Rather than order a large scale purge, Lord Inquisitor Cregrim instead drafted the entire adult male population of the planet.

>properties sampary

17th Sampary are a rather unique regiment. have the properties of both airborne and artillery. regiment was combined when the few remaining survivors of a artillery company were accidently assigned to an airborne unit. the combination of artillery bombardment and rapid response airborne infantry proved to be quite sucessfull. the Sampary Thuner and Lightning have since be refounded 3 times, but kept their unique unit formation

>scream chapte

well, that shouldn't be too hard...

397 affoot

That one writes itself.

>billends 1783
The Hegemony of 1783.
A bunch of dickheads that successfully revolted from a lesser empire inside the Imperium. They named themselves after the year 31, 783, which was when the war ended.
Did I mention they're massive dickheads?
>lol americans in space
>seriously, though, I like you guys, don't start a shitstorm

jasinian but

The Jasinian Buts?

The fuck?

>proppan which
No
>secretary daysize
What?
>unintelligible
>many refreshes later
Ah screw it

>that matullan

The Matullans, from Matulla.

Wow, that was easy! Fuck you GW, this shit aint' so hard.

>thdribl study
The Dribble Study, an imperial study intending to find ways to increase human lip retention, was eventually scrapped. The test subjects, now benefiting from heavy lip-augments, were given to the Imperial Guard.

>rectiord existence.

They exist to get horribly assraped.
So almost any guard regiment anywhere.

>coribid jerks

The Coribid troopers are one of the least popular regiments in the IG. Though none doubt their skill, devotion, or courage, they have a long history of pissing off the civilians they protect, their fellow troopers, their commanders, or anyone at all.

Recently, the regiment has suffered extreme losses from continuously being used for suicide missions without being allowed any time to recover. Apparently, they finally pissed off the wrong person.

>Weemerts 1969

Originally from Weemert's Prize, a planet discovered by Explorator Validictus Weemert, the Weemert's 1969th regiment is actually the combination of elements of the 19th and 69th Weemert's regiments. This combination was forced by the heavy casualties suffered by the regiments while fighting in the Damocles Crusade.

This lead to a light-infantry force (the 19th) being merged with a heavy artillery force (the 69th). While an unlikely combination, the regiment served admirably, eventually being granted settlement rights after the campaign stalled.

>>12398684
I laughed so hard. Glorious.

O_o HOLY SHIT HAS ANYBODY LISTENED TO THE CAPTCHA SPEECH!? IT'S VOX DRIPS WITH THE TAINT OF CHAOS!!!!

>>12398877
OH GOD WHAT AM I HEARING.

>blasting brinstan

the 134th blasting Brinstans are the blasteyist of the blasting regiments from Brinstan. Their lasguns are overcharged to ensure they are blasting at maximum power. Many a foe have fled the field of battle when news reaches them that they face the 134th Blasting Brinstans.

>Pumpica Provision

Not exactly the brightest soldiers, the Pumpica Provision is best known for their narcissistic tendencies. Their diets are strictly regulated, consisting of meat, raw eggs, celery, and protein bars. Each soldier is required to wash his hair with the most lavish shampoos and conditioners. If he is caught using generic products, he shall face the ultimate disgrace: he will be forced to wear The Hairnet of Shame. Their battle cry is "Pump, pump, pump it up!" and their anthem is "Dynamite" by Taio Cruz. Understandably, the other forces don't speak to them or of them.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qEWjUC_Zt_k&feature=related

>>12398877

way to grammar there numbnuts.

>plurcion 102nd
a regiment entirely dressed in a colour which they call plue in honor of their planet's founder Plurcion the great. He declared the new shade at his coronation as planetary Governor. He is not a clever man.

defended moting

they valiantly defended moting

>substitute hubtaint
Iequirius V, a hollowed-out planet filled with people WALKING AROUND ON THE INSIDE LIKE TERMIGHT HOLY SHIT, dizzying tunnels and buildings built wherever the fuck they were wanted, was the hub of the Wurm Sector. Led by the exalted Tomás de Torquemada, it was a glorious center of Imperial might. But all good things must come to an end. The foul, Warp-tainted xenos known only as Nemesis killed him after a long and bitter war. The hub is now irrevocably tainted, and is in the process of being cleansed via Crusade.
These are the substitute Terminators. While nowhere near the greatness of their predecessors, they are a mighty force, fiercely devoted to the obliteration of all impure xenos.
Be Pure! Be Vigilant! Behave!

>yes I literally stole the plot to Nemesis the Warlock for no reason big deal wanna fight about it

>fome delvence

Originates from a world covered in oceans. Specializes in deep sea operations.

>>12398877

Tzeench.jpg Just as planned

OH GOD MY EARS!!!!

>why tructure
They all make this face and listen to this music.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SfX1C8MWnC4

Baenor Friends

Quaker heretics from the planet Baenor

>Mormack Cause

Inquisitorial stormtrooper regiment raised on the planet Mormack.

>camera centrat
They've covered wars, ya know.
Have a tendency to perform wrestling moves on enemies, as well as humiliate them while taking pictures and screaming "FANTASTIC!" Will take pictures of any notable occurrence. Horrible at aiming guns. Specialize in zombie outbreaks.
Oddly enough, women do not seem to mind them taking upskirt pictures and the like, which are highly prized.

"boadmiag furrender"
.
.
.
the proud regiment hailing from the world of Boadmiag...
.
.
.
surrenders to...
.
.
furries....
*flinches*

>>jnnerven chum,

Ah the good old chums of the Jinnerven 5th regiment. As the name implies, they are used as chum to the enemy, usually Orks, to reveal their locations for the artillery strikes.

The 7971th of Devois, a planet known for its high birthrates and its mastery of human wave-forlorn hope military doctrine

>devois 7971

>>12399016

>furrender

>fur render

>fur ender

There is hope for them yet I suspect.

>short admick

Admick's regiment of midgets.

>exclusive vajole
They have the best cook-offs, nobody can compete with their exclusive vajole

116 ablivaid
The 116th regiment of planet Abliva.

Pretty simple.

racist detchene

The racist regiment formed from various other regiments in the Detchene sector.

> 139 pispast

Pispast 139th. The butt of many toilet jokes by regiments with less silly names.

>rebels badmist

The Badmist Rebels were well known for their flatulence. They met their doom when they were confined in an airtight section of the complex they were attacking, and after a prolonged period later, were incinerated when someone opened the sealed door and threw a match into the room.

>Cartas Citizens

A regiment formed from the loyalist militia of Cartas after a Chaos rebellion

the jablach.

Regiment comprised exclusively of a small race of abhumans who are all born with a hard, chitinous shell (4+ save for every model). They don't have the manual dexterity to operate most weapons, so they rush at the foe, chittering and cawing, their claw-like hands raised to slice the enemies of the Emperor asunder.

>>12399135

Sweet Emperor, what?

>Gunslinger theburbon

- The Bourbon Gunslingers, most feared men ever to sent foot on a desert terrain. Hailing from their home world of Dustbowl, constant sand storms and generally poor visibility have honed this regiment to specialise to short-ranged fire and evasion tactics.

Using dunes, wind-banks, storms and their natural heat resistance to their advantage, The Bourbon Gunslingers can turn battles in conditions too harsh for other Guardsmen.

The 'Bourbon' in their name comes not merely from the camouflage they wear, but also from an unusual combat drug they take before protracted battles. While clearly not Bourbon whiskey to the taste, the odd liquid has a striking resemblance in both smell and colour, he also must be taken in a 35ml measure to be effective.

The drug itself, natural to a certain method of crop distillation on Dustbowl, enables The Bourbon Gunslingers to go much longer without need for water and goes a long way to staving off the effects of heatstroke.

Given the mix of this potent drug and their unusual training, The Bourbon Gunslingers are masters of harsh desert warfare.

Any Sinner

A suicide regiment formed from the brainwashed remnants of heretic movements. There casualty rates are said to be among the highest of any regiment in their sector.

> holacks chiefly

A regiment with close ties to the Adeptus Mechanicus, they have come across relics from the Dark Age of Technology. While the Mechanicus have, as of yet, failed to duplicate them, the Holacks make good use of these devices, which can create vast numbers of holographic troops.

This thread has made me laugh far too much.
>colligan unstained

The Colligan 'Unstained' are a fiercely pious, if somewhat hard-drinking, light infantry regiment. Not one of their number has fallen to chaos in their long history and they are rightfully (and vocally) proud of this record.

>337 proporr

The proporr 337th is incredibly polite, but cannot spell.

>>12399294
In my LGS we are holding a 'world at war' campaign until February. The owner has constructed the details of a planet which has drawn the attention of pretty much everyone, however, warp storms meant we rolled randomly for starting position.

I was thinking of taking my guards, but rolled this vast and horrible desert which takes up almost 1/4 of the planet.

I'm going to use these guys now, it'll rock.

The United Stewiffo is the planetary force of Stewiffo, renowned for their unit cohesion and coordination on the battlefield.

wheellin admits

YESSSSSSSSS LETS MOVE THIS BITCH!!
SPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED

wait

guys help

>>12399479
YOU KNOW WHAT MUST BE DONE.

>Clearks Library

The Library Clerks, A regiment from an imperial library. Each individual soldier is said to have received a lecture on tactics from greats such as Gaunt and Creed, though this may not show as they will still follow orders.

>>12399479

An Armoured Fist regiment in the Sarah System.

>>12399479
Don't you dare back out now!

The Hatred corps, longtime admirers of the angry marines chapter of space marines. The hatred corps led by General Antleed routinely follow their chapter brethren into battle handling the clean up and security of battle sites after the marines have finished the primary waves of combat. Losses among the corps is slightly higher than other chapters due to occasional skirmishes with the angry marines themselves sometimes mistaking the guard forces for enemies and subsequently attacking them. Despite this, the Hatred corps are proud warriors and would not trade their assignments for anything.

>nixteng Lost

The Lost 3rd Legion of Nixteng, Missing in action during boarding action against Chaos fleet during the Final battles in the Gothic Sector.

Before lost in the Gothic Sector, the 3rd Legion of Nixteng was infamously known for its commanders refusing to retreat despite direct orders from Warmasters and Militant Generals. In the resulting combats the 3rd legion was cut off from friendly forces, but managed to create a strongpoint that the vile orks could not penetrate. The held on for 2 weeks, spotting air raids and all manner of long distance weaponry. Three quarters of the 3rd Legion of Nixteng were lost in the defense of their position, during which constant reports about their position being overrun were broadcast, even though they still held on, thus earning the title The Lost Legion of Nixteng.

>the brosthel

Frat boy jiggalos. . .

sounds slaneshii

>rocist RICHARD

Under the lead of Commander Richard the Intolerant, the Regiments of Tainaisse act to exterminate all but the purest of white men from the galaxy. Any darkies are seen as heresy to the good commander, and they make good use of flamers and melta weapons to purge this taint upon the Emperor's racially-pure world.

They are surprisingly successful, considering there are apparently no black people in the future, according to GW.

>dathobed suppose

"WHAT DO YOU FUCKERS MEAN, YOU "SUPPOSE" THAT THEY'RE XENOS?! DO YOU THINK THAT THEY'RE JUST GREEN-SKINNED HUMANS?!"

saceily was

The world of Saceily was lost to the Great Enemy and is currently deep in Chaos-held space. The planet's Guard regiments responded by discarding their previous mottos and warcries for the rallying cry of "Saceily was!"

rolled 5 = 5

>>12399950
To mock them, their enemies tend to respond with "a bitch".

>> same plabucal

no idea what ot make of this

buritato bookofthe
Sounds like a recipe book,

Cooking regiment?

>> sense possort

we can feel our god is with us!

"shall pubsock"

When his staffers famously pleaded with him to withdraw, General Lee Rai Pubsock famously responded with the following: "Shall Pubsock dishonour his house this day?"

The hero of the Imperium's body was never recovered in the aftermath of the ensuring disastrous defeat.

>>1995 noockwar

The 1995th Noockwarian MASH serves as the regimental hospital for Noockwarian Guard in the field and on their home planet. The lead surgeon, Colonel Henry Blake is often known to make snide remarks towards other regiments.

>calsal amazed

Everything the Calsal 41st sees amazes them to the point they have to be executed for 'cowardice.'

rolled 76 = 76

>yerlde 314;

This kinda handed it to me...... lame, oh well.

Yerlde, is a planet of sprawling deserts with the only general areas that are mildly inhabitable being the oasis areas centered around the rivers.

The Yerlde's 314th are a artillery based mechanized division of the Imperial Guard. It is slightly appropriate if you can get the pun with the battalion number.

>población hamicers

The noble IVth Población Hamicers are known for their skill with their native Hamic, an ornate polearm. Due to the primitive Población's distrust of other weapons, a combination of Hamic and Lasgun was designed and first used in the Siege of Throthri to great success.

Power Hamics are much prized by the Población Castellan-Sergeants.

I guess there's a world called Slarebor.

One of the odder regiments of His Majesty's Blessed Imperial Guard, the 41st Pennsworld Guard draws its officers from the many Administrantium adepts of that world. Secretary Derp Hier is one of the regiment's heroes, and rose to the rank of its commanding officer before his retirement and death at the hands of a improperly balanced bookcase.

small trevash

The 23rd Orn Light Regiment

An unusual regiment, raised from the ratling world of Orn, is comprised almost entirely of ratling sharpshooters and light infantry, with occasional use of downsized combat bikes and modified sentinels.

Combat doctrine of the 2rd is to advance with stealth upon the enemy and engage in protracted guerrilla engagements. On the Defense the 23rd often sets up ambushes, sniper killing fields and devilishly clever traps.

The regiment is lead by Colonel Trevashin Aras, known informally"Small Trevash". He has has earned numerous Honors Medals and Commendations for his regiment and himself.

Noted Engagements:

The Defense of Scorn Primus against the predations of Ork Warlord SniktDakka

The Pacifacation of Ur

Cleansing of the Regisvlad Mines

>upon togictra

Part 1
In the Eastern Fringes of the Segmentum Solar lies the sandworn planet of Togictra. On this planet over 60% of its planescape are perpetual deserts. Its other 40% however is a scattered variation of different climates from arctic to temperate. In the 689 year of the 41st the planet was discovered by the Imperial Ship "Transcending Hammer". The planet immediatly swore feality to the Emperor and with this the Imperial vessel emparted some of its technology to the people. The vessel departed shortly after and logged the planet in its database to be sent to through the long network up to Holy Terra itself.........

>>12401008
Part 2
When another Imperial Vessel returned to the Togictra in the 921 year of the 41st it found that the planet had gone through much during the the timeframe when the last known Imperial Vessel passed through. In the span of just over 200 years the planet had fallen into several planetary civil wars until no more then 50 years before the second Imperial arrival had the planet entered a peaceful cycle. These several Civil Wars however had hardened the people of Togictra. Specialized troops from all the different climates were born from these wars enabling the forces of Togictra to be incredibly versatile for all different enviroments. With the second arrival of the Imperium however it also had found the economically the planet was collapsing as well. The planetary lords exhanged the consistent service of their military for help in saving the planet from entering yet another civil war. From that moment on the Togictra Tactical Raiders were born.....

>>12401111
finale

Several different regiments of Togictra's forces have served the Imperium valiantly.

The 32nd Togictra named "The Horned Reptiles" served with the Tallarn Desert Raiders on a joint attack on the Tau base world of A'uvna. The two armies strengths in desert fighting aided in the Imperium claiming control of the planet in no less then two months from the first planetary drop.

A few other examples of the Togictran military:

56th Togictra Tactical "Arctic Rams"
67th Togictra Tactical "Ghillie Ghouls" (has the highest amount of snipers in Togictra's military)
88th Togictra Armoured "Steel Claws"

rolled 14 = 14

>COGNITIVE bibegie

The XVI Regiment of Bibegie is unique among all the Imperial Guard, in that they never engage in physical warfare, opting instead for psych-ops, cyberwar and informational warfare. Needless to say, none of this works against any one.

>Poem Iandor

The Skalds of Iandor is a regiment of guardsmen who loudly cant epic poems about the Imperium on the battlefield until the Enemies of Man flee the battlefield.

>felonn fiber

penal legion from a crop-world. high output because a) farming leaves one ill-prepared for combat and b) farming on a crop-world is such a shitty job that most people gladly commit crimes just to get away.

>eatels succeeded

the eat-alls

the V regiment of the dia-bete-es agri-world, made up of entirely obese guards men that suprise their foes and eat their babies, this regiment is also known for a great workout program.

>brobter 207-8

The 207th regiment of the planet Brobter, for all intents and purposes a dead world save for it's population of two million, are effectively well trained volunteer militia, held together only from their great patriotism and love of the Emperor, whom, they claim, has blessed them with the ability to survive of the frigid rock they call home. They have a small reputation going for them, their mauve and white uniforms littering countless worlds in their service. In truth, the Brobter 207th are the 8th whole regiment to be organized from the planet, the other seven being utterly destroyed on numerous occasions, typically in the defense of other planets. In spite of this, the "Frozen Few" are hardy and by rigorous training and firm leadership, they are some of the best the Imperium has to offer, if not the most illustrious or famed.

empenew each.

It's kind of close to emprah.

...a NEW emprah. for each of us.

or something, whatever.

justified airanats

Paratrooping force tithed from a justice world. Dressed in black robes with white curly wigs.

>isamical languages
Fuck.

A guard regiment that specializes in information warfare, supported by regular ops, of course. Propaganda and communication interception. All that jazz.

>soldier trayors

I got nothing

>berthim traffic

The Berthim Traffic Brigade, charged with directing the movements of the Guard's tanks and shit.

>Balcoke pigtails

Lord Commissar Balcoke, famous for his heroics during WAAAGH! Urgok, gathered a lard fallowing of loyal guardsmen. So strong is their loyalty, they even adopted their leaders unusual hairstyle. Waist-length pigtails.

>Nockbore Attend

imokaywiththis.jpg

>>12403917
HERESY

Enteadv Pacifists.

.......Seriously?
Pacifists?
The Enteadv Pacifists decided to talk a Daemon Prince out of his invasion of the Enteadv system.
The Prince found this so pathetic that it caused him to fail a stability check and the entire incursion was sent back into the warp, making the Pacifists heroes.

>>12397714

Want job? To Jobston come, sign regiment with, aliens fight good times.

>>ritance verbs

A regiment of conscripted scribes drafted for emergency defense of their planet, kept in service after they performed unexpectedly well. Teach other IG regiments good Gothic grammar.

Um, what?

>pliewits respect

The regiments from Pliewits are remarkably disciplined, but lack any respect for outside authority what-so-ever. If you haven't undergone the Pliewits Warrior Trial, you won't receive any respect from them.

>>12405131
I wonder, have you heard ancestral voices, prophesying pants?

/tg/ will one day return to the way it was. And on that day, I shall laugh and laugh and drink Mountain Dew.

Cippown perfoa

Backwards planet in the edge of the light of the astronomican. The planet is of little value and the guards are subpar.
Even despite being harrased by both orks and dark eldar raids they somehow survie using guerilla tactics. Many officers from this planet becomes very good tacticians and as such they are often seen working in the imperial fleet or on the ground in the nearby systems.

god damnit this is harder than it might seem

Indone Any

The most redneck IG regiment ever.

Bribeima Variety

They bribe the enemy team not to kill them so they can return to base and enjoy a variety of homosexual sexual positions

>Historical Prienno

is clearly from a feudal world which is going through a cultural renaissance, whose artful guardsmen are always stylish on the battle fields.

>the gloite

The Gloite is a creature native to Baravan V. Despite it's small size and unassuming appearance, 'The Gloite' is widely known for being one of the more dangerous creatures on-world. Though an herbivore, the gloit is more than capable of taking down creatures many times it's size due to it's unique bone structure and powerful jumping legs. The long and short is that it will literally propel itself like a bullet, impaling creatures that threaten it. It's extreme speed makes it obscenely difficult to catch, let alone avoid when angered. Still, it's a mild mannered creature, and can often be seen hanging out around human settlements, warming up to the residents for scraps of food.

Baravan V's 15th regiment has modeled themselves on this philosophy. Specializing in close order drills and CQB tactics, the 15th 'Gloite Regulars' are known for their viciousness when provoked. Unlike other regiments, the 15th voluntarily forgoes days off, instead drilling for only a portion of every day. This has given them the unique appearance of always having the day off, as they spend much of the remainder of every day relaxing.

The 15th aren't loafers, however, as was seen during the heresy on Garagos. True to their namesake, the Gloite regulars defied all logic and reason by spearheading an infantry assault straight through the heart of a tank column, turning the large vehicles into narrow passages where their close drilling made them a force to be reckoned with. So stymied by the vicious and unexpected attack was the enemy tank commander, that he surrendered after only five minutes of close quarters fighting had rendered his armored column useless.

The Munlydian Regiments comes from a planet with such a high birthrate that the planet has become over-populated, communist and everyone hates them.

>maeminav and

The Maeminav Armoured Naval Division has its roots as a unit of sea-borne armoured cavalry which was part of the PDF Marine Corps of the planet Maeminav.

Following the devastation of most of Maeminav's navy in internecine warfare the Imperieum stepped in and ordered that several of the most aggressive parties in the civil war be founded into Imperial Guard regiments and sent on crusade. This allowed the people of the warring nations to glory in the honour of their martial heroes, and also removed the sectarian firebrand soldiers from the politically volatile planet.

The Armoured Naval Division and five other units from various sides in the conflict were sent on separate crusades. At this time it is believed only the Maeminav AND survives.

Their name has been officially changed to "Maeminav AND"- the three letters are no longer an acronym for anything, and munitorum administration staff have often been confused by paperwork in which the letters are not capitalised. "Maeminav and who?" being a popular question when they are campaigning.

cont

>>12405366
Originally the unit was equipped primarily with home grown Maeminav light tanks specially designed for amphibious operations. These Eel Assault Tanks sacrificed crew space for speed and weaponry- the crew of one commander/gunner and one driver were responsible for a turret mounted autocannon with a woefully small amount of ammunition and a centrally mounted light lascannon. These vehicles are being steadily depleted by the toils of war and are being replaced by much slower Leman Russ battle tanks, changing the unit's fighting style from lightning attacks from dropships to standard armoured cavalry operations backed up by heavy tanks.

In addition to the armoured vehicles, the Maeminav AND maintains two squadrons of armoured infantry. Mounted in Chimeras since their induction into the guard due to the unsuitability of their bulky amphibious vehicles these squadrons of four platoons still retain their demolitions training from the days when they were expected to blow up fortifications on the hostile beaches of their home planet.

>Liao-tso reonziat

Someone else do this one. I'm out of ideas

There are some fuckawesome ideas in this thread.

>whesseng December

The Whesseng 12th, an infantry regiment from an ice world used to fighting in the harshest cold and even complete darkness.

>>12405382
Chinese style something something. Can't think anything about the second word. Chinks, chinks everywhere! Even more human wavy than the regular IG!

The 'Romenarn Fifty' - 50 of Romenarias finest Stormtroopers, recognizable by their peacock feather hats.

>>12405551
Maybe a corruption of the word "regiment"?

>very misicase
Yes Captcha, I know I am

>>12405568
Coming to a Gaunt's Ghosts book near you

>constantly corablat

Always corablat for the EMPRAH!

>eimen's reason

The name given to the Forsandian XVI, a drop regiment under them command of Colonel Markos Eimen, a former philosopher who before his induction into the Guard postulated "What is the reason to live?"

>not revicati

They're not the regiment you're thinking of, they just have similar uniforms.

>the Remunda
This legion is old.

It came from the Forge world Munda before it died.

>Eireferr Fquadron

The soldiers of the Eireferr Squadron are not keen on spelling.

>>12405611
Motherfucker I lol'd too hard

>coodudg guess
....

I got nothing.

>faceigh STARBURSTS

"I'm telling you, those necron blokes BLEW UP THE SUN. And that's why we've all got these great tans."

>reantr 1250

The massively populous world of Reantr has produced a LOT of regiments.

>pansser efficiency
The heavy armoured division 901st Russ was equally bad at spelling but ran roughshod over the enemy all the same.

>filtione longis

Nurgle-infested guards with huge dicks.

Case Apath is a Stormtrooper unit specialized in cityfighting from the Apathis hive-city on Apathis Prime, the only marginally hospitable planet in a border star system somewhere on the edges of the Imperium of Man, its main purpose is the production of steel.

The scribe regiment of Mortill is known for their ability to create piles of unneeded bureaucratic paperwork wherever they go. Generally kept from the frontlines, due to their soldiers being equipped with autoquills, as opposed to lasguns.

Rivals of >>12398548

>>12405805
Captcha was Mortill's secretary

>can yeasts
The "Can Yeasts" are a regiment well known for their ability to create bread in any environment, even under fire.

The regiments of Orraid's World are known for being totally unable to speak out of the third person.

>Wellborn Cououssi

The planet Couous has such a large population of Nobles that it's capable of forming Imperial Guard regiments out of the more unruly of the upper-class youth every generation or two. They fight as a mix of heavy, mechanized infantry with armored support, but lack long-range artillery.

>smccommi and

The SMC Commie squad are renegade freedomfighters from the And system. Known for their drinking skills, they frequently challenge the Emperor to pissing contests in the snow. Luckily, all their challenges are still being processed in the huge wheel of bureaucracy on Terra, so the Inquisition are yet unaware of their blasphemy.

Perfect witesits

A squad consisting of aryan males in wheelchairs.

>justified featty

After having close ties with the Can Yeasts >>12405824 for decades, this regiment is deservedly overweight.

>taking grasixt
The Grey Six, a armored cavalry brigade of six tanks from six different forge world, each one uniquely equipped. The only thing that every tank has in common is the grey numerals on there hull.

>rernollin lodgers

The tendency of the 97 Rernollin Regal Artillery to be attached to other units for long periods of time has earned this proud regiment of landed gentry the nickname of "Lodgers", which irritates them to no end.

>cliscans doubtful
42nd Catachan: Cliscan's Doubtful Few
Always doubtful over the intel higher command give them; of their weapon's reliability; of their Colonel Cliscan's paranoia; of the existence of candy floss and their own universe' mildly comic reality.

Always too busy doubting to die, and sometimes to live, so their's not many of them.

499 tillas

the 499 regiment from the planet tillas

>noflogy together

This regiment of guardsmen serve the emperor with fervent devotion, specificly to battle slaanesh. To repent for sins they perform auto-flagellation, or beating ones self. Though never with another person, to prevent possible enjoyment of the act.

>secure qfixers

Hailing from the Qfix system, "The Secure" is the honorific title bestowed on the Captchan Military Police following their virtual destruction defending a stockade against Genestealer cultists.

The solitary Qfixer alive at the end of the battle voxed out the signal "secure!" before passing out as the relief force of heavy tanks rolled over the corpses of thousands of cultists and beasts.

His name was Verificat. He is now the chaplain of the rebuilt Captchan Military Police.

>>12398684
made me cry lol'ing.

>preemon aircraft

The Preemon Aircraft Regiment is tasked with guarding the facilities of the Preemon Naval Air Force.

This place is a gold mine for my DH/DW/RT game.

The Plapen Almost are well known for their poor time keeping skills and have a tendency to arrive just after the ideal moment in battles.

>>12406037
This place is a gold mine for Black Library.

>bitigh own

The Bitigh Owners are a regiment raised from the landowner houses of the planet Bitigh

>abundantly abirigne

Oh god. An IG take on the Aborigines.

...I think they'd be a lot like Catachans, actually. Australia's pretty much a death world already.

Definitely more body paint and tongue-clicking though.

>officials herintes
Oh COME ON

recover harvig

Recover's of Harvig are known for recovering the agri world of Harvig from a a clan of orks that were using the planet as a staging ground for a WAAAGH!, the regiment took back the planet driving out all but the most heavily dug in and fortafied xeno's shortly before the arival of imperial reinforcments.

>bationsi army

The entire army of the planet Bation was drafted into the Imperial Guard following irrevocable damage to the planet's atmosphere.

>pulacra all

On the planet Pulacra 100% of the populace is inducted into the guard at birth, and are trained as soon as possible

>things manisit
stoner regiment. fuck yes!

I like that a new regiment is formed, even when commenting on something else.

>this onidere

Another regiment incapable of speaking of themselves outside of the third person, the Onidere are named after a story in a long-forgotten language about a youth's relationship with the member of an all-female hive gang. All members of this regiment are female, and formerly hive-gangers.

(I like the captcha, so feel free to come up with something different!)

>>12397738
Having been lost from the battle due to his bloodlust, Khornate Beserker Itravian Bustine head back towards the screams and gunfire.
Trudging through the sand and examining the burnt points in his armour, of which were caused by lasgun fire, he pondered if the slaughter of the Imperial Guard there was almost over.
Marching up a sand dune, he saw something that even shocked a warrior whose very battle role had been shock and awe for almost five thousand years.

A whole regiment of infantry, with a few leman russ battle tanks here and there, lined up in formation in the valley of sand.

Not wanting to steer himself away from slaughter, blood and potential favour from Khorne, Itravian charged in, revving his chainsaw.

The guard were caught entirely unaware, indeed, they showed no signs of even noticing him! As soon as he closed in on a guardsman, he smashed down the axe, smashing the guardsman and sending plastic splinters flying everywhere!
Wait...
Itravian managed to halt entering his bloodlust in this time of confusion.
He looked closely at a nearby guardsman.
He didn't have a face.
Or features.
Or skin tone.
He was a mannequin.
Everyone was.
None of this was real.

>>12405986
I'm taking this and running with it because it sounds cool. Already got a motto for their banner- "Pugnor, Moror, Victor"

>Ofuna ancests

Fuck yes finally something not gibberish.

The Ofuna Ancests are the oldest regiment from the planet Ofuna. Over their 1,000 year history they have gone from being a light infantry regiment, to a cavalry regiment, to a half strength battalion in a larger regiment, to a parachute regiment and back to a light infantry role.

The ancests are encouraged to grow long beards and many dye their hair grey or shave themselves bald to reflect their regiment's ancient status. Despite their outwardly slovenly and irregular appearance the Ancests are fierce fighters and have a flag hanging in the Emperor's throne room, according to regimental legend.

Shit there are so many awesome ideas in this thread

Bousten Restituas

Second Regiment of the Bousten Rattle Snakes. A regiment from the Bousten pleasure world, renown for its sunny beaches and clear oceans.

>> Four Menape

The Fourth Menape are part of the Menapian Legion, a slave-revolt crushing force from Menapia (Ultima Segmentum) who were entirely conscripted to face a nearby Ork Waaargh.

In their absence, a slave revolt wiped out Menapian society and only the intevention of forces re-routed from the Ork Wars prevented the planet completely falling.

>Hancock Colige

An experimental guard regiment that has been genetically modified to fly, be impervious to attacks, and have super strength, but are weak when near each other.

This is reversed when all but the last guardsmen is brutally slain.

>havskled page

The Havskeld Pages were once the pages of Havskeld's knights, the warrior class on the feudal world of Havskeld. Once contacted by the Imperium it quickly proceeded towards industrialization in only a few short generations. However, the sudden increase in wealth and power for Havskeld's ruling class, the knights, led to them quickly growing arrogant, turning their backs on the Emperor. Beset on all sides by loyal Imperial forces suddenly warping into their system, Havskeld's knights attempted to conduct a mass sacrificial ritual to summon the daemons of Chaos to do their bidding. Being the only true 'military' of Havskeld, the Havskeld knights were almost completely unopposed.

Almost. In their arrogance, they had forgotten that their own pages and squires that they themselves had trained and armed had not yet forsaken the Emperor. And so young boys and young men took up arms against their former masters. It was a bloody battle-Their casualties were high, even by Guard standards, but, backed by Havskeld's populace, they managed to defeat their traitorous masters before the Imperial Fleet arrived to conduct Exterminatus on the planet. Impressed with the valor of Havskeld's pages, the Inquisition spared that world, and inducted the Pages into the ranks of the Guard, where they are frequently sent to battle daemons to atone for the sins of their former masters. It is an activity which the Pages display a surprising proficiency at.

To this day they refuse to adopt the title of 'Knight', keeping the atrocities of those heretics burned into their memories. They are simply Havskled's Pages, the loyal servants of the Emperor. And that is enough.

>what's vickey

I got nothing.

The Collected Eviteri

The elite of the conscripted from the small Eviteri system, the Collected are regiments of dapper Guardsmen who win battles through wit, gall and the will of the Emperor. Known to be the pinnacle of gentlemanly conduct, they are famed for never losing their temper or being taken off-guard by any enemy.

Standard kit includes a smoking pipe and monocle as standard extras.

Has this hive of badassery been archived yet?

>liaison glonseve

The Glonseve Liaison Corps serves as an elite escort unit to guard important convoys and travelling officers.

>nomntial "PATRIOT

A radical regiment from the Segmentum Pacificus planet Nomntial. The planet was forgotten from imperial records for several thousand years, leading the people on it to forget the Imperium in turn. The planet then became to think of itself as the only place where humanity survived and its people grew a strong sense of pride and determination fighting off Ork raids and infrequent Waaaaghs. After its rediscovery, it was at first deemed to be a traitor world and attacked by the Imperium itself, seeking to recolonise the planet from these traitors who had cast aside the glorious God Emperor. But the determination of the Nomntial to fight on and protect their homeland proved itself. After a bloody war, it was decided to instead of wiping out the population, Nomntial would be conquered and used as a source of troops for the Imperial Guard.
The planet once again became part of the Imperium and its citizens servants to the God Emperor. The MCXXVI Nomntial Regiment was created. But the pride of the its people stood firm and a coup took place, in which the Planitary Lord put in there to make sure the world was loyal to the Imperium was overthrown. The regiment was then renamed ‘The Nomntial Patriots’ and immediately sought peace agreeing to fight for the Imperium provided they were officially named as a “free planet”.
This proposition was accepted, more by luck of a more open minded official being put in charge than anything else, and the planet was once again welcomed as part of the Imperium. However, many do not trust this regiment. They became known for not accepting foreign commissars within their ranks and for many times abandoning their comrades if news that Nomntial is threatened reaches the Patriots. To this day, the planet treads a fine line between usefulness and being deemed traitors. It may not be long before the regiment is deemed heretical and all of Nomntial faces the just punishment this brings

>orgetic absoluta
The Absoluta are the crème de la crème of the Imperial Guard regiments raised on Orget. The Absoluta unit itself is fluid in size as its members also hold positions in the 43 other Orgetic regiments. It has been the size of just a squad, and as big as an entire regiment in its storied history.

Soldiers of the Absoluta wear minimalist uniforms- blue-grey jackets with no insignia beneath drab body armour. A departure from the standard appearance of Orgetic soldiers, who wear dress uniforms to battle.

The Absoluta are famed for their expert marksmanship, and almost every historically important Orgetic officer from the rank of Major upwards has served in their ranks.

The Absoluta's nature as a unit whose members can be called upon at any time has often been a source of stress both to Orgetic regiments and the Munitorum in general, and investigations are ongoing into several battles that were lost soon after an Absoluta Clarion message ordered key soldiers and officers away from the front lines to pursue minor objectives

Aujing Correct

Penal Legion from the Aujing Correction Facility

and blayed

Close combat naval forces, love clubs and boarding actions.

We need some Sombreros!

I think this one speaks for itself!

> Captain Sinarg

even got a character!

> Thintal Contributing

Well, the small planed of Thintal, so little that the empire spared then from deploying a regiment, still wanted to take their part in the fighting:

"Thintal Contributing!", they were shouting while the 50 men ran past the Cadians only to be killed in the next 5 minutes.

>>12407019


btw. this one is "The Eatinced" ...

If only half of these regiments got either banners drawfagged for them or miniatures convertfagged and paintfagged for them I would be a happy, happy anon.

>and planort

They come from the oft forgotten Terra Secundus, The second planet mankind inhabited in the Alpha Centauri system, most of their equipment is sent to Terra by mistake, they are still waiting for the new water chip they ordered

>>12406229
Ten or so minutes on GIMP, I'm pretty shit with it but meh, at least it's a starting point. Gradient from red up to sun iconography to represent rebirth of the regiment.

10034# anatoneh affected.....there is alot of em

"Judgement regrets"

wow that was easy.

>rust cooluse

The Hiveworld of Rust utilizes a regiment specializing in Liquid Nitrogen-based weapons in order to freeze opposing leaders and make them into statues as a form of deterrent and fear effect.

>>12407381
"Judgement Regrets Nothing"
perfect motto for a Inquisitional regiment.

>Fund Retragna

The Retragnan 1st Rifles, currently fighting with sharpened sticks and slingshots due to poor funding.

From Actempa. Wow, Actempa must be a harsh place if an imperial guard regiment is only called "From Actempa"

>Royale warmitur

Any takers?

>>12408131
The Royal Warmitur is the position in the Guard of the man who worms the planetary governor. By sharing his bed.

>for risteerg
Clearly a battle cry.