I received from a giant a sword forged from faith.

I know it will work when the time comes.

I received from a giant a thread about a giant giving swords.

I love these threads.

I received from a giant a sword that was forged out of giants forging swords made out of giants.

It is endlessly recursive. To look at it is to see infinity.

From a giant, I was gifted with a sword forged from of memories.

It grows heavier and duller, yet I rely on it more and more.

I received from a giant a blowjob.
Then I woke up and realized that such thing will never happen in our world.
Now I'm sad.

I received from a giant a sword that was forged from his penis.

I made a face and threw it away.

I received from the giant a sword forged out of mercy.

It will only ever harm the unrepentant.

>>12785113
Here, you look sad. Take this sword; it is made from things which don't make you sad. In time, you can give it to someone else who is sad. I'm a giant.

I received from a giant a sword that was forged of optimism.

I bear it proudly, though others claim it is useless.

i recieved from a giant an ar15

blat blat the mothafucka

I recieved from a giant a sword that was forged of wisdom. I never shed a drop of blood upon its blade yet I have never lost a battle.

I was promised by a giant a sword made from peace.

To this day, I wait for it still.

I received from a giant a sword that was forged out of giants.

It was fucking giant.

I received from a giant a sword that was forged of cynicism.

I didn't want it, but now I use it at every opportunity.

I received from a giant a sword forged out of undue suffering
He told me there was enough raw material to forge a billion such blades

A giant once gave me a sword made of sorrow.

The more I use it, the heavier it becomes.

From the giant, I received a sword forged of hope.

In my very first battle it shattered into a thousand pieces.

I received from a giant a sword that was forged out of pure sarcasm.

Oh, its a great sword. Its just perfect. Just what I need.

I received from a giant a sword forged from innocence.

I have not yet been able to touch it.

I once recieved from a giant, a spear with out a head. I tried to use it in battle, but it was pointless

I received from a giant a sword that was forged out of pure doubt
I swung it at a dummy, but I don't think it did anything

A giant granted me a sword of innocence.

I lost it when I saw a man die.

A giant gave me a sword made of stories

It seems to get bigger every time I use it

I was endowed with a sword which slays Chiapets.

It only works for a few weeks a year.

I received from a giant a sword made of opinions
The more I use it, the fewer friends I have

I received from a giant a sword that your sword could be forged like.

I received from a giant a sword that was forged out of cynicism.

It's all I can trust these days.

The giant gave me a sword forged from winter's chill.

It cut to the bone, but faded away by spring.

I received from a giant a sword forged out of trust. It is easily broken, and every time it breaks, I find it harder to bring myself to repair it

I received from a giant a sword made of guile.

I plan on using it one day....

>Qutb's Desented
Probably on that bastard Qutb...

I received from a giant a sword made from out-of-date fashion.
I'd carry it, but its so last summer.

I recieved from a giant a sword forged out of fear.
I never dare to put it down.

I received from a giant a sword that was forged from the first-fallen leaf of autumn.

Its rich red and gold beauty is striking, but marked with a faint melancholy.

I received from a giant a sword that was forged out of unrequited love.

No matter how hard I grasp the handle, it slips away from me.

I received from a giant a sword that was forged in Japan.

It cut everything, even other swords.

I was gifted a sword forged from great ambition.
The knicks and kinks only seem to sharpen the blade.

I received from a giant a sword forged out of Rock.

It can shred like no other. The true treasure is finding a taste in smooth jazz.

I received from a giant a sword that was forged out of virginity.

It was really awkward the first time I used it.

I recieved from a giant a sword made out of betrayal.
It kills giants excellently.

I RECIEVED FROM A GIANT A SWORD FORGED OF CAPSLOCK

PEOPLE I'VE TOLD ABOUT IT ARE ALWAYS SURPRISED TO SEE IT ISN'T ACTUALLY THAT BIG

I recieved a rash from a giant. Should really get it checked out.

I received from a giant a sword that was forged of trepidation.

To sheath the blade is to transcend all opposition.

I asked a giant for a sword made of joy.

He told me he had never found such a thing.

I received from a giant a sword that was forged out of deja vu

I received from a giant a sword forged from self-respect.

Somewhere along the way I lost it.

The giant gave me a sword that can cut through any illusion.

I can still see the rends when I close my eyes.

I received from a giant a sword forged from hate.

It seemed so easy to put down at first...

I received from a giant a sword that was forged out of deja vu

I received from a giant a sword made from paranoia.

Its keeping me safe but I question its motives.

I received from a giant a sword that was forged out of pure anger.

I killed with it that fucking xeno

I received from a giant a sword made of oaths.

I will ram it through my breast before willingly breaking it.

I received from a giant a sword that cost 200 rupees.

Piece of shit broke after 8 hits

>FUCKING GIANTSTOP!

I received from a giant a sword that was forged out of pure novelty.

It was impressive at first, but didn't seem like much of a big deal after a while.

I received from a giant a sword that was forged out of a thousand truths.

He kept it on a memory stick in the accounting office.

The giant gave me a sword made of hope.

I plan to pound it into a plowshare. Soon.

I received from a giant a sword made of hope.

It cuts me every time I use it, yet for the sake of my son, I dare not put it down.

I received from a giant a sword forged from irony.

I've since never been in a situation that requires a sword.

I received from a giant a sword made of the prayers of the weak.

The mighty shy from its golden sheen.

I received from a giant a sword made from loss.

Its all I've ever known and all it can give.

I received from a giant a sword that was forged out of boomerangs.

It went away so I asked for another one and he gave me an exact replica. This has happened about 70 times now.

I received from a giant a cock that was forged out of pure anger.

It fucked only me and my loved ones. The true treasure is being able to cast it aside.

>>12785359
>>12785360

Hopemind

I received a sword made out of olden dictators,
I feel I have betrayed the people I chose to liberate long ago.

I received from a giant a sword made from blind optimism.

It will be useful any day now.

I will receive a sword from a giant forged of procrastination when he gets around to it.

I received from a giant a sword that was forged from blackmail.

I would use another weapon, but only if I could find where he's hiding my family.

I received from a giant a sword that was forged out of modesty and shyness.

I just couldn't accept it.

I received from a giant a sword that was forged out of regret.

On second thought, I should have picked that other one.

I recieved from a giant a sword forged from metal.

Yeah it's pretty good.

>>12785391
I will receive from a giant a sword forged of procrastination.

He works diligently on it every day, yet still I wait.

The giant gave me a sword made out of gratitude.

I returned it to him.

I received from a giant a sword that was forged from Squats

Every time I--

I received from anonymous a sword that was forged out of pure sage.
It does nothing.

I received from a giant a sword forged of pure lust.
I FUCKING LOVE THAT SWORD

I received from a giant a sword made out of dreams.

It lacks substance but guides me onward.

I received from a giant a sword that was forged out of lust.

Its handle has many uses.

I've received a sword of bonds,
Every time it feels like I am forced to shake a martini instead of stirring.

I received from a giant a sword that was forged out of greed.

I have amassed many, many swords.

I recieved from a giant a sword forged from NSFW

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I received from a giant a sword made from conformity.

I carry it because I know everyone out there is carrying a sword.

I received from a giant a sword forged of hard work.

The blade's potential is limitless. It becomes what I will it to be.

I received from a giant a sword made from truth.

It is very light, thin and strong.

I received from a giant a sword made from the penis of a demon, only aroused by violence.
The first strike is always the most horrid.

I received from a giant a sword forged from change.

It scares me.

I received from a giant a sword made from Engrish.

Sword dog leaking forsworn this region.

I received from a giant a sword forged out of friends.

I haven't been using it, and it rusted away ;_;

I received from a Xzibit a sword that was forged from swords.

He said he heard I liked swords, so he put a sword on my sword so I could stab while I slashed.

I received from a giant a sword that was forged out of love.

I gave it to my wife and she returned it to me, now I pass it to my children.

I received from a giant a sword made from Platonic love.

But I gave it up to my first girlfriend.

I received from a giant a sword forged of grudges.

I buried it that others may do the same.

>>12785153
my new favorite

I received from a giant a sword made from revenge.

It is not as good as I thought it would be.

I received from a gnome a sword that was forged out of pure shit slapping.

What now, bitch.

I received from a giant a sword that was forged out of jealousy.

How come everyone else gets a better sword?

>>12785519
Maybe your steel wasn't cold enough.

Wow, and I thought this thread was just gonna die after I posted all mine.

Thanks for the new material, haven't seen some of these before.

I received from a giant a sword forged of cliches.

I'm so tired of seeing it work flawlessly.

I received from a giant a sword made from nostalgia.

It reminds me of my first sword made from nostalgia.

I received from a giant a sword forged of doubt.

It cuts deeper than any weapon I've ever known.

I received from a giant a sword made from my mother's nagging.

I now have two things in my life reminding me I should have become a cleric.

The giant keeps giving me the same sword filled with half-assed metaphors.

It was okay the first time, but I'm getting increasingly sick of seeing the same ones pop up over and over again.

I received from a giant a sword made from creativity.

The more I use it, the better it gets.

I received from a giant a sword forged of idleness.

Those who wield it turn aside from their faith.

I received from a witch a sword that was forged out of fallen bolts of lightning.

It won me a bride, but kept her from me.

I received from a giant a sword that was forged out of guilt.

I feel bad about taking it from him now.

>>12785469
I received from a giant a sword made out of truth as well
it has 3 blades, none of which are the same

A giant gave me a sword of preparation, it's very intraquite with a symbol depicting the lord of bats.
It has never left my side.

>>12785638
NANANANANNANANANANAANANA BATMAN

I received from a giant a sword made of beef jerky.

I am a vegetarian so this was probably not a swift idea.

>>12785635
Hey I received from a giant a sword made out of truth too, but nobody believes me when I say I have one.
Weird.

I received from a giant a sword made from non sequitors.

When I was eight, I saw my first dead cat in the garden behind my neighbor's house.

I received from a sword a giant blacksmith.

We've made quite a comfortable living selling magic swords to adventurers.

I had a sword made out of tachyons.

Then I received it from a giant.

i received a giant sword made of smaller swords
It allowed me to defeat sepheroth

I received from a giant a sword made from ingratitude.

That giant is a damned idiot, giving me this lame sword.

I received from a giant a sword that was forged out of error.

He said it was supposed to be an axe.

I received from a sword a giant that was forged out of a drug-induced haze.

It has pink elephants as its racial enemy.

I received from a giant a sword that was forged out of redundancy.

It was a nice gift, but I already had one.

I received from a giant a sword that was forged out of OP.

It's the faggiest sword I've ever seen.

I received from a giant a sword made from lies.

Its easy to swing, hard to defend against and has been cutting me to pieces for years, but I can't stop using it.

I received from a giant a sword that forged out of statistics.

It has killed hundreds of men, but is only one of many.

>>12785717
>>12785717
>>12785717
>>12785717
>>12785717

lol'd

>>12785730

I do what I can to fag this place up.

I received from an OP a sword that was forged out of faggotry.

It was shaped like a dick.

I received from a giant a Sword That is Not a Sword.

I used it to win the Last Battle.

I received the sword of legion, many were made like it, but i've always felt unique using it.

I received from a giant a sword forged out of pure adamantine.
All craftsmanship is of the highest quality. It is encrusted with bands of sapphire. It menaces with spikes of cow's milk.
I am but a few inches tall.

>>12785765
I received from a giant a sword forged out of fags.

I got nicotine poisoning when I smoked it.

I received from a giant a sword that was forged out of faith.

Every swing of it happily brings me further from this world.

I received from a giant a sword forged out of communism.

It redistributes the pain equally over anything it cuts.

A giant promised me a sword forged from procrastination.

He swears he'll have it ready by tomorrow.

From giants I recived a bracelet of fire, to sear the unbalanced, a chestplate made by the sons of earth, too withstand the blows of the unilluminated, a pair of slippers from zephyrs, to be swift in times of need, and helm of the depths, so that no darkness might obscure my justice.

Balance must be upheld, at all cost. No emotion, no allegiance, for so have the giants proclaimed.

>>12785469
>I received from a giant a sword made from my penis.

>It is very light, thin and strong.

I was given a sword by a guy made out of standard materials.

It works really well

I received from a giant a sword forged out of anti matter.

Every time I unsheath it I trip balls cause its a fucking sword of anti matter and oh shit dude this fucking awesome

>>12786020
always forget my pics

>>12786020
god damn you captcha

I recived from giants a sword made out of defenestration.

I threw it out the window.

I received from a giant a sword forged from ancient spirits of evil.

It transformed my neckbearded form into a normal guy.

I received from a giant a sword that was forged out of the protection of the innocent.

Every swing of it takes me further from them, but to sheath it would kill me inside.

I received from a giant a sword forged from my love, my anger, and all of my sorrow.

It glowed with an awesome power, but since he didn't warn me about the burning grip I gave the giant the finger.

I received from a giant a sword that was forged from necessary violence.

It has been used many times and each time I have been damned by those around me for what it did.

I received from a giant a sword that was forged of victory.

I told him that I was a warlock, and could never lift it. He called me a dick and gave it to the barbarian.

I received from a giant a sword that was forged out of good and pragmatism, my brother recived one made of honour and tradition.

He scorns my sword and I, but while his only cuts away his self-made foes, mine cuts away at those who would harm all.

I received from a giant a sword forged from a box of condoms.

I'm terrified of what might happen if it breaks.

I received from a giant a sword forged from impotent wrath.

No cut it makes is deep enough, but the strength and drive it gives me makes each deeper than the last.

I received from the giant a sword forged from decisions.

It was simple to use to begin with, but now every battle I fight seems become infinitely complex.

I received from a giant a sword forged from the nature of man.

It is not beautiful, but it can do many things.

I received from a giant a sword forged of emo.

The only thing it ever cuts is itself.

I received from a giant a sword forged from isolation.

It makes me stronger, but what is the point in that strength I cannot share?

>>12785071
I received from a giant a sword forged of MY DICK.

IT'S REALLY BIG.

AND cuts only your mother!

I received from a giant a sword that was forged of free will.

I cannot prove to my enemies that I wield it, but it cuts them nonetheless.

I received from a giant a sword forged from freedom.

To keep it, I've had to battle constantly, but each time I draw it, I remember why its worth the fight.

I received from a giant a sword that was forged out of poor foresight.

It's too big to lift and I can't store it anywhere.

I received from a giant a sword forged from strength without mercy.

Each time I swing it, I feel myself slip a little more towards being a monster.

I received from a giant a sword forged from mercy without strength.

To weild it is to be unable to protect those I love.

I received from a giant a sword forged from a cause I would die for.

I know the price of weilding it; yet I still wear it every day with pride.

I received from a giant a sword that was forged from healing.

Every enemy I hit with it only feels better.

I received from a giant a sword that was forged out of jews.
I once wore it proudly, until it stabbed me through its sheath. I shattered it, yet the pieces still prosper.

I received from a giant a sword that was forged out of pure lust.

My mind will be clear when it can truly count.

This thread needs to be Archived, i will attempt to set it up

I recieved from a giant a sword forged out of pure moderation

No cut it makes is the same, but always ends up being just deep enough.

I received from a giant a bastard sword that was forged out of masterwork materials.

That's it. I'm sick of all this "Masterwork Bastard Sword" bullshit that's going on in the d20 system right now. Katanas deserve much better than that. Much, much better than that.

I should know what I'm talking about. I myself commissioned a genuine katana in Japan for 2,400,000 Yen (that's about $20,000) and have been practicing with it for almost 2 years now. I can even cut slabs of solid steel with my katana.

Japanese smiths spend years working on a single katana and fold it up to a million times to produce the finest blades known to mankind.

Katanas are thrice as sharp as European swords and thrice as hard for that matter too. Anything a longsword can cut through, a katana can cut through better. I'm pretty sure a katana could easily bisect a knight wearing full plate with a simple vertical slash.

Ever wonder why medieval Europe never bothered conquering Japan? That's right, they were too scared to fight the disciplined Samurai and their katanas of destruction. Even in World War II, American soldiers targeted the men with the katanas first because their killing power was feared and respected.

So what am I saying? Katanas are simply the best sword that the world has ever seen, and thus, require better stats in the d20 system. Here is the stat block I propose for Katanas:

(One-Handed Exotic Weapon)
1d12 Damage
19-20 x4 Crit
+2 to hit and damage
Counts as Masterwork

(Two-Handed Exotic Weapon)
2d10 Damage
17-20 x4 Crit
+5 to hit and damage
Counts as Masterwork

Now that seems a lot more representative of the cutting power of Katanas in real life, don't you think?

tl;dr = Katanas need to do more damage in d20, see my new stat block.

>>12786423
Well played.

Its set up, and needs 6 more votes, just go to 4chanarchive and "request interface" in the top left corner and look for thread id 12785071

I recieved from a level-up a sword forged from Love.

Good thing I took Longsword Proficiency in grade 5!

I received from a giant a sword that was forged out of pure truth.

It causes more pain then anything else I've ever seen.

>>12786483We have our own archive that doesn't require your fucking spam, sir. You are ruining a good thread.

>>12786483
I received from a giant a sword that was forged from thread archiving.

It has been requested 2 times.

I received from a giant a sword that was forged out of loyalty.

Every time it is tested, I fear it shall break.

I received from a giant a sword that was forged out of paranoia.

I know they want to take it, but I'll never let them.

>>12785097
MY MIND

I traveled the World and the seven seas, when one day a giant gave me a sword forged out of my sweetest dreams.

When I said I don't have any dreams, he responded: "Everybody is looking for something."
"Who am I to disagree."

I received from a giant a sword that was forged out of cynicism.

It has never won me a battle, but I'm afraid to let it go.

I received from a giant a sword forged from silver.

I use it to slay monsters, in whatever guise they might wear.

I received from a giant a sword that was forged out of Lasers.

Shit's awesome

I received from a giant a sword that was forged out of ideals.

So long as I wield it, it will constantly help me move forward down my path, but I will never be able to go down another. Should I ever put it away, I will be free to choose any other path I want. But never will I be able to follow my original path.

I received from a giant a sword that was forged out of Nostalgia.

Guns are a fad anyway.

I received from a giant a sword that was forged out of fatalism.

I accepted it without question.

I recieved from a giant, a sword forged of strength

I have not had the will to use it.

So annoying

I recieved from a giant, a sword forged of will

I have not had the strength to draw on its power

>>12786328
You now know what you must do.

Dual Wield that shit!

I received from a giant a sword that was forged out of plot twist by M. Night Shyamalan.

The monsters I cut turned out to be good people and the people I loved were really manipulating me.

Then I woke up. It turns out it was all a dream
OR WAS IT?

I received from a giant a sword that was forged out of wives.

I leave it at home in my kitchen. It is unbearable to have anyplace else.

I recieved from a giant, a rapier of faith.

I lost it a very long time ago. I found it a week ago. It was stronger than it had been, and had grown to a bastard sword

I received from a giant a sword forged from defiance of the world and its nature.

To wield it I must be the strongest, wo wear it is to be constantly at war, to fight with it, is to give up myself for those around me.

I recieved from a giant a sword forged out of overblown rhetoric

It looks and feels very nice, but it doesn't seem to actually work.

>>12786423
Reason you cut through "nearly anything" is that you put all that energy in one strike that is performed in same arch, degree and motion. Now, while you prepare yourself to make that single attack I will use my crap western sword as you call it and attack you a few times. In by some chance I'm not able to cut you (although japanese armor was shit compared to medieval european armor) I will break your bones.

Also your katana became harder to break when you used European steel. Japanese iron ore is low quality.

I recieved from a giant, a sword forged of Heart.

It is now cold, and harder than diamond, yet with a sliver of gold hidden within.

I received from a giant a sword forged from hatred.

To draw it is simple, to sheath it is where the task lies

I received from a giant a sword forged from imagination.

Each time I use it, it grows stronger, each time I sheath it and use anothers blade, it withers away a little more.

>>12786715
European armor? Better than Japanese armor?

European armor is penetrated by a crossbow bolt on a glancing hit.

Japanese armor deflects it from every angle.
I recieved from a giant, a sword forged of Soul.

It is constantly changing.

>>12786423
I received from a giant a sword forged out of pure copypasta

It takes many forms, but always has the same effect.

I recieved from a giant, a sword forged of life

As time goes on, it grows richer and richer

>>12786743
European armor is penetrated by a crossbow bolt on a glancing hit.(citation needed)

Japanese armor deflects it from every angle.(citation needed)

I received from a giant a sword that was forged out of testosterone.

It makes me do stupid things sometimes, it's gotten me into trouble, it makes my anger harder to control and it's gotten me hurt. But it gives me strength. And I wouldn't trade it away for anything in the world.

>>12786743

Crossbow bolt penetrates every armor.

I received from a giant a sword that was forged out of dreams.

Carrying it with me lends me strength, but it's useless when wielded on its own.

I received from a giant a sword forged out of Infinity.

Yet I do not see it.

I received from a giant a sword forged by Schrödinger.

It cuts and doesn't

I received a sword more finely forged than any other sword in existence.

It is pure destruction. It is called a katana.

I received from a giant a sword that was forged from cynicism.

I killed myself with it.

I received from a giant a sword that was forged from pure ignorance.
Every blade it strikes grows duller, yet it remains the same.

>>12786779
>>12786772
In the early years of low velocity firearms, full suits of armour, or breast plates actually stopped bullets fired from a modest distance. Crossbow bolts, if still used, would seldom penetrate good plate, nor would any bullet unless fired from close range. (wikipedia)

>Good plate
(The quality of the metal used in armour deteriorated as armies became bigger and armour was made thicker) Same source

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Armour

And I really dont feel like pulling up some website for the Japanese armor. Needless to say, I have witnessed and tested this little portion myself.

Where are your sources?
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I recieved from a giant, a sword forged of lies

The more I used it, the harder it became to return it to its former state.

I received from a giant a sword that was forged from pragmatism.

I choose my battles wisely.

I received from a giant a sword that was forged out of anonymity.

With it, I can cut what I wish. I can say what I want. I can create or destroy with nary a care in the world.

Without it, I am but a man.

I recieved from a giant a blowjob.
Unbeknownst to her, pulupulu gives the best blowjobs in the entire world
http://www.imagebanana.com/view/x78ykyub/SaHaHugHugBoing156.jpg because no posting NSFW images

>>12786841
I received from a giant a sword that was forged out of Armchair Historians.

It kindly needs to shut up!

>>12786866
I recieved from a giant, a sword made of research.

It taught me the ways of google.

Unrelated,but breastplates were regularly tested to be bullet proof after firearms were brought to europe.

They'd sell your your armor with a nice divet near the heart to attest to it's protective power.

A giant offered me a sword of wisdom.

I refused it at first, and now wish I hadn't.

>>12786841

I made chainmail with low quality wire made for making a fence. I tested it with an axe. After hiting it with 10 times in the same spot rings started to deform. Also it was not riveted, and in that way I made a low quality chainmail because rings can separate.

When it comes to european plate armor, mostly only crossbows and pikes were able to penetrate. Also halbreds. Reason is all force is put into a single spot. Other weapons usually just glance off. That is why they also used maces and hammers. I might not be able to wound you but kinetic energy will pass on.

>>12786423
I received from a giant a greatsword that was forged out of masterwork materials.

That's it. I'm sick of all this "Masterwork Greatsword" bullshit that's going on in the d20 system right now. Claymores deserve much better than that. Much, much better than that.

I should know what I'm talking about. I myself commissioned a genuine Claymore in Scotland for 325 pounds(that's about $500) and have been practicing with it for almost 5 years now. I can even cut slabs of solid steel with my Claymore.

Scottish smiths spend years practicing on thousands of inferior blades so that when they forge a claymore for the first time it is nothing less than the most magnificent blade they could produce.

Claymores are thrice as sharp as Greatswords and thrice as hard for that matter too. Anything a greatsword can cut through, a Claymore can cut through better. I'm pretty sure a Claymore could easily behead a dozen enemies wearing neckguards with a single horizontal slash.

Ever wonder why medieval England never bothered reclaiming Scotland after Robert the Bruce took over? That's right, they were too scared to fight the ultra-manly Scotsmen and their Claymores of Decapitation. Even in World War II, German soldiers targeted the men with the Claymores first because their killing power was feared and respected.

So what am I saying? Claymores are simply the best sword that the world has ever seen, and thus, require better stats in the d20 system. Here is the stat block I propose for Claymores:

(Two-Handed Exotic Weapon)
2d12 Damage
17-20 x4 Crit
+5 to hit and damage
Counts as Masterwork

Now that seems a lot more representative of the cutting power of Claymores in real life, don't you think?

tl;dr = Claymores need to do more damage in d20, see my new stat block.

Problem, Weeaboos?

I recieved from a giant a sword forged from mortality.

Without it, I cannot bring myself to keep moving forwards.

>>12786926

I received from a giant a sword forged from hindsight.

I now realize I should've spent my money elsewhere.

>>12785360
When I was born my Father received from a giant a sword made of hope.

It is too heavy to carry with him. He wore it only in my presence so I would know he was safe. One day he was slain without a weapon in his hand and I was left alone in this world, the only protection left to me too heavy to wield.

I received from a giant a sword made of niggers.

It doesn't work.

>>12786926
You forgot that it can be wielded as a 10' reach weapon or as a normal weapon if the user chooses to do so.

I received from a giant, a sword that was forged from a boat oar.

I used it but once.

>>12786991
But I thought dwarves were Norwegian/Scandanavian.....

Scottish giant and Weaboo giant argued whose sword was better and which I will recieve.

I said to them "piss off" and went to see a dwarf smith. He made me a Dane axe

I received from a giant a single sword by night.

It was worth a thousand swords at dawn.

I recieved from a giant a sword that was forged out of things tha giants forge swords out of.

I parried. I counterattacked.

Now I weild a sword made from the giant's bones.

It embodies my own courage.

I recieved from a giant a sword made of shit memes.

I accidentally hit my computer with it, and created this thread.

I received from a giant a sword forged from laziness.

I recieved from a sword a giant forged of memes.

...I don't know what the fuck.

I received from a giant a sword forged out of virtue.

It can't hurt my enemies, but it keeps me safer than any other.

I received from a giant a sword forged out of fucking magnets.

How does it work?

I received from a giant a sword forget out of postmodernist philosophy.

Oh god! where's the hilt? Why does the 3rd blade look like that? Why does it talk? AM I GOING INSANE?

A really tall man gave me this sword. Supposedly it's forged from skepticism. Looks like tin to me.

>>12786926

That looked more impressive in real life

>>12787265
I guess if you're not there, you don't get the scale of it....

I received from a giant a sword that was forged of creativity.

With it I made /tg/ laugh. It has been a good day.

>problems. mardepor

I received from a giant a sword made of love.
Every time I pick it up it cuts me.

>>12786841
Holy crap, someone who knows shit about armor!
Now please tell me that you also know that firearms and crossbows replaced heavely armoured troops and bows due to price and training time.
PLEASE! Restore my faith in humanity.

I once received from a giant a sword made from knowledge.
The more i question it, the bigger it grows, yet it never weighs me down.

From the giant, I received a sword forged of sorrow.

I cannot bring myself to wield it.

I received a sword made out of dreams of the youth.
Now, every time I look back I realize i made a fool.

I received from a giant a sword forged from vengeance.

The hilt was sharper than the blade, and both dripped with bitter poison.

I received from a giant a sword that was forged out of mercy.

It cut only those who require violence to validate their beliefs and actions.

I received from a giant a sword made of katanas.

The steel is sub-par and its not very good for stabbing.

I received from a giant a sword that was forged out of roiling passion.

Its fire allows me to protect that which I hold dear.

>>12787276
I received from a giant a sword forged of neutrality.

The sword is purely for show.

I received from a giant a sword forged out of life.

It has no meaning but that which I create.

I received from a giant a sword that was forged out of pure self deprecation.

I don't know why he gave it to me, I'm a terrible Swordsmen.

I received from a giant a sowrd that was forged out of the strings of dolls.

Now my hands are stained with invisible blood, and king gives only me his ear.

I received from a giant a sword that was forged out of power.

It is fragile as glass, but it shoots lightning.

I received from a giant a SORD forged from Sweet Hella tales.

The thing is so unspeakably shitty I have a hard time even holding it.

come ON

...I LOVE THIS THREAD.

I received from the giant a sword forged for the meek.

Looking at the state of the world, I don't think they'll be inheriting it any time soon.

I recieved from a giant a sword made from bravery.

I took it for granted, until it was not there to save me.

I once recieved from a giant, twin swords. He told me that one was made of sanity, and the other madness.

They were exactly the same, one just had a different colour.

He never told me which one was which.

I recieved a giant a sword from the chaos god of hatred and anger.

It cut everyone including me. The true treasure is that I can never cast it aside because it's bonded to my very soul.

>>12787721
Again, DUEL WIELD THAT SHIT.

I once received from a giant a sword made of reason.
All who see it agree that it the best sword ever made.

>>12787748
I figure that you would have to duel wield them, or you risk losing all your sanity, or losing all your madness.

I would imagine losing your madness would lead to losing all hope and suiciding, but I'm no philosophist. Still a pretty cool, if majorly cliched, idea though.

I received from a giant a sword forged out of humility.

I do not deserve such a treasure.

I once received from a giant a sword made of 250 post cap auto-sage.
It causes me great sadness more often than it does gladness

>>12787782
You couldn't have missed the point more if the point was in another galaxy and you were firing the wrong way.

I received from a giant a sword that was forged out of polite disappointment.

Well, it's the thought that counts

I received from a giant a sword that was forged out of gramma-nazis.

In return, I gave him a comma in between 'a giant' and 'a sword.'

I received from a giant a sword that was forged out of prayer.

Carrying it was easy and made me feel safe, but it never helped me or my loved ones when I needed it most.

I recieved from a giant a sword made from bravery.

As it turns out, I had one all along, but I'd never really used it

>>12787858
I received from a giant a sword that was forged out of double gramma-nazis.

In return, I gave him a comma before 'from' and in between 'a giant' and 'a sword.'

>I received from a giant a sword that was forged out of confused lust.

Where's the fucking point?

I received from a giant a sword made out of women.

It must shed blood for one week each month.

I received from a giant a sword forged from courage

I fear to use it for the trouble it brings when I depend on it too much.

I once received, from a giant, a sword forged from moderation.
It deleted the few good threads we had going.

I recieved from a giant a sword that was forged out of revenge.

I only used it when I was in pain, but it never helped me because it could only cause more suffering.

>>12787858
>>12787894
I received from a giant a sword of gramma-nazis...

Now everywhere I go, elderly women are wearing swastikas. All because someone forgot how to spell.

>>12786863

I see what you did there.

Holy shit, this thread is still going. I love you /tg/.

I recieved from a giant a sword made of reality.

I rejected it and substituted my own.

I received from a giant a sword made of ribbons.

A rabid autistic man wearing a janitor's uniform destroyed it.

I received from a giant a sword that was forged out of pure irony.

It's far too small for me to use.

I received from a giant a sword forged out of thought.

When I wield it skillfully, no blood need be shed.

A received from a giant a sword made of thought.

I don't know what I'm supposed to do with it.

I received from the postman a sword that was forged out of 1050 high carbon steel.

I cut a hole in my bed. I am sad.

>Gamy namlich
>Powergaming Vietnam Veteran who became a lich?
>Thanks for the character, Captcha.

I received from a giant a sword that was forged out of passion.

When used correctly I can slay gods, when not I slay myself.

I received from a giant a sword forged from desperation.

I do not yet know its strength for I have never drawn it...

I received from a giant a sword forged out of copyright.

You owe me money for learning about it.

I received from a giant a sword that was forged of egotism.

I think he was compensating for something.

I received from a giant a sword that was forged out of desire.

I will use it till I find a better one.

I received from a giant a sword that was forged out of hate.

It grows heavier and heavier every day, but each day I grow stronger from the burden.

I received from a giant a sword made out of pedophilia.

It is the greatest lover any woman could ask for.

I received from a giant a sword forged out of trouble in the neighborhood.

My mom got scared and said "You're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-air"

I received from a giant a sword that was forged out of envy.

Now I crave the sword of love he gave my companion.

I received a giant's sword that was forged out of friendship.
I rely on it more and more as time goes by.

I received from a giant a sword forged out of metaphors.

It was absurdly easy to replicate, yet almost every copy was keen.

I received from a giant a sword made of tomorrow.

I have used it in countless battles, but only my children will know what it did.

I received from a giant a sword that was forged out of gratitude.

Each day I give thanks to him for the gift.

I received from a giant a sword forged out of deceit.

It turned out to be a dagger.

I received from a thread my next character.

He continually makes idioms about giants and swords.

I received from a giant, a sword forged from snap judgments.

I use it more often than I intend and never remember drawing it.

I received from a giant a sword forged of apathy, to preserve my integrity.

Now even the deaths of loved ones fail to bring forth my tears.

The sword did not appear to have two blades when I took it.

>I fucking love these threads.

I recieved from a giant a sword made of kindness.

I use it to help the weak, with no thought of reward.

I recieved from a giant a sword made of this thread

It's really long, wastes my time wielding it, but still makes me laugh

>>12785180

I reforged the blade of hope.

It is the strongest weapon one could ever wield.

I received from a giant a sword forged of sleep.

It holds me even as I grip its pommel.

This thread probably won't be around when I wake up due to autosage.

I received from a giant a sword forged from ambition.

Its cost is great, and burdens me with every swing. Yet with it, I may challenge heroes and gods alike.

I received from a giant a sword that was forged out of memes.

It even as decided to use even go want to do look more like.

>>12790892
I recieved from a giant a sword forged from your post

I don't understand it

I recieved from a giant a sword forged from forgiveness.

The people it cuts most deeply are my enemies.

I recieved from a giant a sword forged from love.

It is the only weapon capable of driving out hate.

I received from a giant a sword that was forged out of pure anger.

Every minute I spent wielding it lost me 60 seconds of happiness.

I recieved from a giant a sword forged out of wisdom.

It allows me to see how much of a fool I am.

I received from a giant a sword made of laughter
it doesn't cut too well, but it lightens my load

I received from a giant a sword made of rhyme
I'd speak of it more, but I've run out of time

I received from a giant a sword made of wealth
I live better, but it seems to cause as many problems as it solves

I received from a giant a sword forged from relief
I only draw it when the time for battle has passed

I recieved from a giant a sword forged from; a motorcycle gas tank, and handbrake, a lawnmower blade, and a pilot light.

When ignited and used properly, the Shishkebab provides two important functions in a melee: slashing and burning.

I received from a giant a sword forged of beauty;
I used to flash the blade and I could get pretty much whatever I wanted, but now the blade has grown dull and brittle