Oh, for those of you who don't want to bother reading the archives.

Last one. Have fun, /tg/

Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way opened her eyes, feeling the sun's warm rays upon her face. But instead of the familiar warmth of her bed, she soon realized she was laying on a thick carpet of grass, moist with the morning dew.

>Unworried, she sat up, stretched out, and shook out the flowers that had grown in her beautiful hair during the night.

Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way opened her eyes, feeling the sun's warm rays upon her face. But instead of the familiar warmth of her bed, she soon realized she was laying on a thick carpet of grass, moist with the morning dew. Unworried, she sat up, stretched out, and shook out the flowers that had grown in her beautiful hair during the night.

>She held her hand up, to block the brightness of the day, but as the sun adjusted to her eyes, she discovered that she was in the middle of a gorgeous forest clearing alive with all matter of flora and fauna.

Shit, reading these gave me a nosebleed, and an aneurysm I think

>>12797394

Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way opened her eyes, feeling the sun's warm rays upon her face. But instead of the familiar warmth of her bed, she soon realized she was laying on a thick carpet of grass, moist with the morning dew. Unworried, she sat up, stretched out, and shook out the flowers that had grown in her beautiful hair during the night.

>Stretching in a pose that would make even Venus sigh, little sparrows soon flew down to surround Ebony, singing songs of praise.

Yes! The Queen of /tg/ has returned!

Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way opened her eyes, feeling the sun's warm rays upon her face. But instead of the familiar warmth of her bed, she soon realized she was laying on a thick carpet of grass, moist with the morning dew. Unworried, she sat up, stretched out, and shook out the flowers that had grown in her beautiful hair during the night. She held her hand up to block the brightness of the day, but as the sun adjusted to her eyes, she discovered that she was in the middle of a gorgeous forest clearing alive with all matter of flora and fauna.

>She quickly took stock of her belongings: She wore her angel-feather cloak, sewn with demon-leather lining, and was dressed in clothing of her own design, a cornucopia of magnificent colors, vibrant enough to almost outshine her rainbow hair. Her twin pistols hung at her sides, and her dai-katana lay on the grass next to her.

>>12797458

Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way opened her eyes, feeling the sun's warm rays upon her face. But instead of the familiar warmth of her bed, she soon realized she was laying on a thick carpet of grass, moist with the morning dew. Unworried, she sat up, stretched out, and shook out the flowers that had grown in her beautiful hair during the night. Stretching in a pose that would make even Venus sigh, little sparrows soon flew down to surround Ebony, singing songs of praise.

>She laughed, then, and all the world rejoiced to hear such a melodious and pure sound.

Oh god, /tg/, why did you make this. And why did you give it a DAUGHTER?

I love you, /tg/.

What, no writefaggery yet?

I am disappoint.

>>12797501
>>12797557

Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way opened her eyes, feeling the sun's warm rays upon her face. But instead of the familiar warmth of her bed, she soon realized she was laying on a thick carpet of grass, moist with the morning dew. Unworried, she sat up, stretched out, and shook out the flowers that had grown in her beautiful hair during the night. She held her hand up to block the brightness of the day, but as the sun adjusted to her eyes, she discovered that she was in the middle of a gorgeous forest clearing alive with all matter of flora and fauna. Stretching in a pose that would make even Venus sigh, little sparrows soon flew down to surround Ebony, singing songs of praise. She laughed, then, and all the world rejoiced to hear such a melodious and pure sound. She quickly took stock of her belongings: She wore her angel-feather cloak, sewn with demon-leather lining, and was dressed in clothing of her own design, a cornucopia of magnificent colors, vibrant enough to almost outshine her rainbow hair. Her twin pistols hung at her sides, and her dai-katana lay on the grass next to her.

>Picking up her dai-katana, Ebony raised her left hand, to which a small robin landed up. "Chirp chirp!" It cried. "Hello, little Robin! What's your name?" she answered.

>>12797601

Hence this thread, buddy. In the same spirit of the first; let's make the most Sueish, self-insert, fanfic/writefaggotry possible. All for the lulz.

>>12797602
Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way opened her eyes, feeling the sun's warm rays upon her face. But instead of the familiar warmth of her bed, she soon realized she was laying on a thick carpet of grass, moist with the morning dew. Unworried, she sat up, stretched out, and shook out the flowers that had grown in her beautiful hair during the night. She held her hand up to block the brightness of the day, but as the sun adjusted to her eyes, she discovered that she was in the middle of a gorgeous forest clearing alive with all matter of flora and fauna. Stretching in a pose that would make even Venus sigh, little sparrows soon flew down to surround Ebony, singing songs of praise. She laughed, then, and all the world rejoiced to hear such a melodious and pure sound. She quickly took stock of her belongings: She wore her angel-feather cloak, sewn with demon-leather lining, and was dressed in clothing of her own design, a cornucopia of magnificent colors, vibrant enough to almost outshine her rainbow hair. Her twin pistols hung at her sides, and her dai-katana lay on the grass next to her.

Picking up her dai-katana, Ebony raised her left hand, to which a small robin landed up. "Chirp chirp!" It cried. "Hello, little Robin! What's your name?" she answered.
>The robin answered timidly, "Chirp... Chirp tweet. Chirp tweety chirp CHIRP!"
>"Very nice to meet you!" she said, "I am called Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way, but you can call me Raven. What is this place?"

>>12797352

>The first pistol was made from the Lance of Longinus and the second from the Liberty Bell, anointed with the urine of Abraham Lincoln
>MFW

I'm sure it gets better, too.

Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way opened her eyes, feeling the sun's warm rays upon her face. But instead of the familiar warmth of her bed, she soon realized she was laying on a thick carpet of grass, moist with the morning dew. Unworried, she sat up, stretched out, and shook out the flowers that had grown in her beautiful hair during the night. She held her hand up to block the brightness of the day, but as the sun adjusted to her eyes, she discovered that she was in the middle of a gorgeous forest clearing alive with all matter of flora and fauna. Stretching in a pose that would make even Venus sigh, little sparrows soon flew down to surround Ebony, singing songs of praise. She laughed, then, and all the world rejoiced to hear such a melodious and pure sound. She quickly took stock of her belongings: She wore her angel-feather cloak, sewn with demon-leather lining, and was dressed in clothing of her own design, a cornucopia of magnificent colors, vibrant enough to almost outshine her rainbow hair. Her twin pistols hung at her sides, and her dai-katana lay on the grass next to her.

Picking up her dai-katana, Ebony raised her left hand, to which a small robin landed up. "Chirp chirp!" It cried. "Hello, little Robin! What's your name?" she answered.

The robin answered timidly, "Chirp... Chirp tweet. Chirp tweety chirp CHIRP!"

"Very nice to meet you!" she said, "I am called Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way, but you can call me Raven. What is this place?"

>"This place is the land on the fantasy side of the Boundary of Fantasy and Reality, Gensokyo!" the youkai bird replies.

>>Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/My_Immortal/Chapter1-11

Really /tg/, at least make your Mary Sue have an original name.

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We're going to start hitting the word limit reeeeal soon. Might I propose .jpg-ing it, then adding to the .jpg when the word limit is reached? I'll start...

>>12797719
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>>12797674

Probably where the name came from. Remember, she's a QUANTUM SUE.

>>12797672

Ohgodohgodohgod

>>12797674
>Mary Sue
>Original Name

Bit of a contradiction of terms there, eh?

>>12797732
>Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way opened her eyes, feeling the sun's warm rays upon her face. But instead of the familiar warmth of her bed, she soon realized she was laying on a thick carpet of grass, moist with the morning dew.

Come on, this is a standard-issue "You wake up in Gensokyo..." setup.

>>12797674

SON OF A FUCK.

WAT DO, WAT DO?

>>12797767

WE CONTINUE OUR COURSE THAT WILL RESULT IN RAVEN CREATING A HAREM OUT OF ALL THE TOUHOU GIRLS.

THEN WE DO SOME WRITEFAGGOTRY FOR THE DAUGHTER.

>>12797732

If the name already exists (albeit for quite the Sue already), then the new name isn't suey enough.

Captcha:
>use Propeon
And Propeon accessories?

>>12797672

Ebony was slightly taken aback by the bird's response. While she is able to communicate with animals, she didn't expect the little robin to actually speak in HER language. "Well then, little robin, could you and your friends lead me to the nearest village? I am rather famished."

"Chirp chirp, of course, pretty lady! Follow me!" Cried the youkai bird, as she and her friends flew off towards the West.

Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way opened her eyes, feeling the sun's warm rays upon her face. But instead of the familiar warmth of her bed, she soon realized she was laying on a thick carpet of grass, moist with the morning dew. Unworried, she sat up, stretched out, and shook out the flowers that had grown in her beautiful hair during the night. She held her hand up to block the brightness of the day, but as the sun adjusted to her eyes, she discovered that she was in the middle of a gorgeous forest clearing alive with all matter of flora and fauna. Stretching in a pose that would make even Venus sigh, little sparrows soon flew down to surround Ebony, singing songs of praise. She laughed, then, and all the world rejoiced to hear such a melodious and pure sound. She quickly took stock of her belongings: She wore her angel-feather cloak, sewn with demon-leather lining, and was dressed in clothing of her own design, a cornucopia of magnificent colors, vibrant enough to almost outshine her rainbow hair. Her twin pistols hung at her sides, and her dai-katana lay on the grass next to her.
Picking up her dai-katana, Ebony raised her left hand, to which a small robin landed up. "Chirp chirp!" It cried. "Hello, little Robin! What's your name?" she answered.
The robin answered timidly, "Chirp... Chirp tweet. Chirp tweety chirp CHIRP!"
"Very nice to meet you!" she said, "I am called Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way, but you can call me Raven. What is this place?"
"This place is the land on the fantasy side of the Boundary of Fantasy and Reality, Gensokyo!" the youkai bird replies.
>"Oh dear." Raven said, as she stood, her eyes turning a dark purple. "How could I have come to be here? Do you know, little Robin?"

>>12797345
I'm going to create this character...and then refuse to go adventuring and try to get a job as a seamstress.

Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way opened her eyes, feeling the sun's warm rays upon her face. But instead of the familiar warmth of her bed, she soon realized she was laying on a thick carpet of grass, moist with the morning dew. Unworried, she sat up, stretched out, and shook out the flowers that had grown in her beautiful hair during the night. She held her hand up to block the brightness of the day, but as the sun adjusted to her eyes, she discovered that she was in the middle of a gorgeous forest clearing alive with all matter of flora and fauna. Stretching in a pose that would make even Venus sigh, little sparrows soon flew down to surround Ebony, singing songs of praise. She laughed, then, and all the world rejoiced to hear such a melodious and pure sound. She quickly took stock of her belongings: She wore her angel-feather cloak, sewn with demon-leather lining, and was dressed in clothing of her own design, a cornucopia of magnificent colors, vibrant enough to almost outshine her rainbow hair. Her twin pistols hung at her sides, and her dai-katana lay on the grass next to her.
Picking up her dai-katana, Ebony raised her left hand, to which a small robin landed up. "Chirp chirp!" It cried. "Hello, little Robin! What's your name?" she answered.
The robin answered timidly, "Chirp... Chirp tweet. Chirp tweety chirp CHIRP!"
"Very nice to meet you!" she said, "I am called Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way, but you can call me Raven. What is this place?"
"This place is the land on the fantasy side of the Boundary of Fantasy and Reality, Gensokyo!" the youkai bird replies.
"Oh dear." Raven said, as she stood, her eyes turning a dark purple. "How could I have come to be here? Do you know, little Robin?"
>"You, in your magical spaceship of wonder, manufactured in the mines of gargreshallmink, the "Rocinante", travelled through the heart of black hole here.", piped the bird, small as a feather but meek as a house.

>>12797907

What was the older mary sue writefaggotry again? The wh40k one where the sue was so sue that she made abaddon win.

90% of people who make mary su characters are weeaboos, there is not enough garbled japanese in these storys.

>>12797726
>>12797917
>>12797852

"This place is the land on the fantasy side of the Boundary of Fantasy and Reality, Gensokyo!" the youkai bird replies.
"Oh dear." Raven said, as she stood, her eyes turning a dark purple. "How could I have come to be here? Do you know, little Robin?"
"You, in your magical spaceship of wonder, manufactured in the mines of gargreshallmink, the "Rocinante", travelled through the heart of black hole here.", piped the bird, small as a feather but meek as a house. Ebony was slightly taken aback by the bird's response. While she is able to communicate with animals, she didn't expect the little robin to actually speak in HER language. "Well then, little robin, could you and your friends lead me to the nearest village? I am rather famished."

"Chirp chirp, of course, pretty lady! Follow me!" Cried the youkai bird, as she and her friends flew off towards the West.
>"Wait, little Robin! Not all of us have..." she thought for a moment, and a pair of golden angel's wings spread from her back. "Oh, never mind."

>>12797976

You have spoken, so thus you shall receive.

"Well, my little kawaii bird youkai, do you know where my ship is?" asked Ebony, looking around to find her great, sleek, black as midnight, hand crafted ship, the "Kurokami Karasu."

It's gonna get really difficult to concatenate this shit...
>>12798000
(nice trips, by the way)
>>12798008

>>12797976
Her daughter's name is plenty weeaboo.
Yumiakichanko-chan Way.

>>12798008
>>12798000
"This place is the land on the fantasy side of the Boundary of Fantasy and Reality, Gensokyo!" the youkai bird replies.
"Oh dear." Raven said, as she stood, her eyes turning a dark purple. "How could I have come to be here? Do you know, little Robin?"
"You, in your magical spaceship of wonder, manufactured in the mines of gargreshallmink, the "Rocinante", travelled through the heart of black hole here.", piped the bird, small as a feather but meek as a house. Ebony was slightly taken aback by the bird's response. While she is able to communicate with animals, she didn't expect the little robin to actually speak in HER language. "Well then, little robin, could you and your friends lead me to the nearest village? I am rather famished."
"Chirp chirp, of course, pretty lady! Follow me!" Cried the youkai bird, as she and her friends flew off towards the West.
"Wait, little Robin! Not all of us have..." she thought for a moment, and a pair of golden angel's wings spread from her back. "Oh, never mind."
She flew off, keeping close to the ground, and soon caught up with the Robin. "Well, my little kawaii bird youkai, do you know where my ship is?" she asked, looking around for her great, sleek, hand crafted, black as midnight ship, the "Kurokami Karasu."
>After I eat, I will need to find my way home in it." She thought of her best friend and wife, Bast, waking and discovering her gone, and not knowing what had happened.

Flying through the forest, with her hair flowing behind her like a living rainbow, Ebony was happily following the little youkai robin, when suddenly, she heard a cry from the flock.

"Chirp chirp! Watch out! It's the darkness!"

Up ahead, Ebony saw a large black sphere, floating around in a clearing erratically. Flying fast, she tried to dodge, however the erratic movement of the sphere made it impossible to dodge, and thus Ebony collided with the sphere.

"Watch ou- OUCH!"

"Waaa-UGYU."

Crashing to the ground, Ebony sat up, only to see that the black sphere disappeared. Instead, there was a small blond child with a large ribbon on the ground next to her.

"Watch ouch, if you're not careful, she'll eat you!" cried the robin.

>>12798168
>"Chirp! Well, after you got out, it flew off to the North. After we get some food in you, we'll go looking for it, Chirp Chirp!"

Flying through the forest, with her hair flowing behind her like a living rainbow, Ebony was following the little youkai robin, when suddenly, she heard a cry from the flock.
"Chirp chirp! Watch out! It's the darkness!"
Up ahead, Ebony saw a large black sphere, floating around in a clearing erratically. Flying fast, she tried to dodge, however the erratic movement of the sphere made it impossible to dodge, and thus Ebony collided with the sphere.
"Watch ou- OUCH!"
"Waaa-UGYU."
Crashing to the ground, Ebony sat up, only to see that the black sphere disappeared. Instead, there was a small blond child with a large ribbon on the ground next to her.
"Watch ouch, if you're not careful, she'll eat you!" cried the robin.

>Gensokyo

DONT DO THIS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

What in hell is going on here?

>ssemman Gefahrdung
Wait, what?

>>12798168
Someone just apply sword to Roomia face.

>>12798302

Ebony looked at the little crying girl. "How could this little child eat me?" she wondered to herself.

"Oh, little, girl, are you alright?"

*Sniff* *sniff*"...auuuuu~" the small child said.

"Do you hurt anywhere?" Ebony asked, moving closer.

"No, Onee-chan, I-I-I'm fine."

"My name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way, but you can call Raven. What's your name?"

*Sniff* "Is that so~? My name is *sniff* Rumia, Raven-Onee-chan."

>Yes, I did it.

Why must everybody ruin rainbows for the rest of us by attaching them to Mary Sues and terrible sparkledogs?

>>12800772
I would never call faggots sparkledogs. That's just rude.

Though gays are totally Mary Sues.

>>12800772
>>12800804

Bump, for inevitable writefaggotry.

Oddly enough, I don't think we've ever used the term "sparkle" or "shiny" in any of the descriptions or the story thus far.

See, this is the point where Rumia takes her hand off at the shoulder.

>>12798544

Ebony moved closer still, and reached out a friendly hand to the little Youkai of Darkness.

Needle-like teeth took a vice grip around her forearm, Rumia's features impossibly distorted around the wide grin on her face as she bit through Ebony's arm.

Ebony tore her arm back, unable to summon any of her amazing and elegant powers through the incredible pain. Or, rather, she tore half of her arm away - Rumia retaining it from the elbow down.

Ebony rolled on the soil, screeching as her iridescent blood sprayed around her - under the circumstances her gift of regeneration simply made matters worse, the blood never ceasing as she thrashed. The plants that were liberally doused with her life-blood seemed to draw sustenance from it, glowing with life and opening up flowers.

>>12803659

Meanwhile, the bloody youkai girl, finished grinding Ebony's forearm down fit to swallow - half masticated meat and bone spilling from her cheeks. Her grin as she advanced upon the fallen Ebony was wide enough as to split her head in two, eyes flashing a bloody red through the shimmering blood that coated her.

"Is that so~~? You don't look human, but I'll still eat you slow~~"

At her little singsong the youkai bird looked down from the perch she had taken to watch things unfold. She frowned slightly and jumped, landing lightly behind Rumia and swatting her over the head.

"Hey, you should leave the singing to me. I had a good one about watching what eats you all ready to go."

"Is that so~~? You can have a leg if you like, whatever it is tastes a bit rich."

"Looks a bit rich too. I guess I could do a Mystery Meal for the stall..."

>>12803748
>>12803659

I'm torn. While I want to make the most sue-tastic fanfic for our abomination, seeing her get eaten is... well, amusing, to say the least. At least it didn't turn into some lesbian porn. (What with the whole Onee-chan part).

Xiombarg would so very approve.

>>12803748

"I didn't say you could have it all Mystia."

Rumia bared her teeth slightly at the bird youkai as she paced over to Ebony, who had begun desperately crawling away, stump over hand.

She raise one dainty foot and with and brought it down upon Ebony's back with an audible and sickening crack. Spine shattered, Ebony flopped uselessly to the ground. Rumia glanced back at Mystia, to see her paying more attention to their victim - Ebony was healing before their eyes, but Rumia well knew how to deal with that kind of cheat. One hand, claws bulging out of the fingertips sank into her back and seized ahold of the slowly regrowing spine - she pulled it out as far as she could without killing the unnaturally tough Ebony. Regeneration isn't particularly intelligent a process - the skin and flesh sealed beneath her exposed spine, healing her, but crippling her permanently.

"Bit of a chore then? Oh well, Rumia, if she's some wierd human there'll be plenty."

"I said you could have a LEG, THAT IS IT"

Rumia was growling now, and at some unspoken signal the two youkai abruptly flew into the air, squaring off against each other.

Below, the shattered, but still living form of Ebony lay - illuminated at times by the flash of the danmaku battle above. A glowing tear crept down her perfect features, where it landed on the soil a beautiful flower unique in all the land sprung forth. It was a small comfort.

A passing shrine maiden thought to intervene, but at Ebony's obvious inhumanity it was clear that it wasn't any of her business.

>>12803932

"Outsiders, not knowing the rules of Gensokyo, are especially vulnerable."

- Hieda no Akyu.

Anyway, yeah I kinda hijacked it to write a BAD END.

Or GOOD END, whatever.

moar plz

EXTERMINATE!