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  • File : 1290644075.jpg-(11 KB, 225x300, Harry Potter.jpg)
    11 KB Anonymous 11/24/10(Wed)19:14 No.12920604  
    Harry is the powergamer who made a NG character (the type of good that allows for the most types of actions) and put all of his spell points in Patronus, the best attack spell. He even took the Nemesis flaw three separate times (Voldemort, Draco, Dudley) to get as many extra points as possible.

    Ron is the firsttimer who just made up a character in five minutes without knowing the rules very well, and ended up with the weakest character.

    Hermione is the "We must be prepared for everything!" gamer who designed his character to know the maximum possible number of spells, but can only roleplay one kind of person: himself, so she's kind of annoying.

    Neville is the one who shows up only every fifth meeting and ends up falling really behind in experience, but gets a natural twenty in the final battle.

    Luna is the DMPC whom everyone ends up loving.

    Ginny is the DMPC whom everyone ends up hating.
    >> Anonymous 11/24/10(Wed)19:16 No.12920623
    May you be showered with virgins of your own choosing and freshly packaged condoms.
    >> Anonymous 11/24/10(Wed)19:16 No.12920624
    >>12920604
    The star wars version of this was better.
    >> Anonymous 11/24/10(Wed)19:16 No.12920634
    Neville started off not showing up, and got screwed on stats, but kicked ass when he got his shit together.
    >> Anonymous 11/24/10(Wed)20:09 No.12921158
    >>12920634

    Not really, it was just a lucky roll.
    >> Anonymous 11/24/10(Wed)20:13 No.12921197
    >Patronus
    >attack spell
    I thought it was more like Turn Undead?
    >> Anonymous 11/24/10(Wed)20:18 No.12921246
    >>12920623
    I think it would be ironic, if the condoms were freshly packaged after they had been used.
    >> Anonymous 11/24/10(Wed)20:20 No.12921269
    >>12921197

    It's an attack spell that works on any enemy associated with darkness.
    >> Mayor Jim Suttle !OMAHa/k25s 11/24/10(Wed)20:22 No.12921288
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    rolled 18 = 18

    >>12921269
    >only works against Dementors
    >works any enemy associated with darkness
    >> Anonymous 11/24/10(Wed)20:28 No.12921354
    >>12921288
    OP must be using a third-party splatbook. A bad one at that.
    >> Anonymous 11/24/10(Wed)20:31 No.12921385
    >>12920604
    Well, after watching the recent movie, I'd totally fuck Ginny's brains out.

    inb4 jailbait
    >> Anonymous 11/24/10(Wed)20:34 No.12921430
    >>12921288

    Didn't it work on other stuff besides Dementors?

    http://harrypotter.wikia.com/wiki/Patronus_Charm

    > A Patronus Charm is an insubstantial animal form protector created by the advanced Patronus Charm spell, and one way to defend against Dementors and certain other Dark creatures.

    Yeah-hah, fuck the fuck.
    >> Anonymous 11/24/10(Wed)20:35 No.12921442
    Whatever... as long as I get some of that sweet sweet Ginny Weasley ass.
    >> Anonymous 11/24/10(Wed)20:36 No.12921453
    >>12921158
    >>12920634
    >>12920604
    God damn the ending of harry potter was weaksauce. Malfoy was all set up for some kind of redemption but kept mooking around, and his buddies got killed in magical fire....

    Woo, I can't be killed because I still have this giant deadly snake, oops now its dead because Neville brought out the retard strength, and for some reason was running an underground D.A. despite being the joke character in the other books.
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    >>12921442
    >>12921385
    *brofist*
    >> Anonymous 11/24/10(Wed)20:39 No.12921494
    >>12921462
    All animu faces look the same. Its like lego men where you change the color of the shirt and pants and maybe add a hat. Space suit + white helmet with transparent orange visor is best.
    >> Anonymous 11/24/10(Wed)20:40 No.12921508
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    >>12921494
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    >>12920604
    >Hermione is the "We must be prepared for everything!" gamer who designed his character to know the maximum possible number of spells, but can only roleplay one kind of person: himself, so she's kind of annoying.

    I'm the Hermione at my table
    >> Anonymous 11/24/10(Wed)20:46 No.12921563
    >>12921453
    >>Neville brought out the retard strength

    Hate to tell you this but /tg/ and perhaps most of 4chan fucking love Neville. He's a badass mother fucker.
    >> Anonymous 11/24/10(Wed)20:47 No.12921578
    >>12920604
    Expelliarmus, not The Patronus. His patronus is good, but not that good. He used Expelliarmus to beat Voldemort twice. Twice mind you. He had like, three good spells.
    >> Anonymous 11/24/10(Wed)20:47 No.12921585
    >>12920604
    No, see. Neville made a bad choice at character creation. He specialized in melee combat without realizing there wasn't going to be any melee in the game.
    >> Anonymous 11/24/10(Wed)20:48 No.12921601
    >>12921563
    Agreed, Nevil found his balls at the end.

    >>12920604
    Ron got good with Levitating things. He's just got a good teleport and "Darkness" item.
    >> Anonymous 11/24/10(Wed)20:50 No.12921621
    Neville would have done it in 5 books
    >> Anonymous 11/24/10(Wed)20:50 No.12921623
    >>12921511


    .... that's my half-orc. Although it makes sense in his back story and his damn weapon. He has a falchion because it's effectively a machete and is SUPER useful as a tool. And all his spells are utility just for that, because he's been a half-orc outcast.
    >> Anonymous 11/24/10(Wed)20:50 No.12921628
    Oh god Luna would be awesome to pal around with.
    >> Anonymous 11/24/10(Wed)20:51 No.12921643
    >>12921621
    4 books. The last book would have been about him fucking the brains out of his acquired harem of females. Human and non.

    That's how Neville rolls, bitch.
    >> Anonymous 11/24/10(Wed)20:52 No.12921650
    >>12921628
    Hottest NPC ever.
    >> Anonymous 11/24/10(Wed)20:57 No.12921702
    So... something I never quite got, and this is as good a place to ask as any.

    Griffindor were the brace
    Ravenclaw were the intelligent
    Slytherin were the ambitious
    Hufflepuff were the... what?

    It just seems like the entire house was basically the 'special' class. "Welcome to hufflepuff, you'll notice our commonroom has no sharp edges or scissors. Here is your minder, if you get confused just start crying and he'll come help you."
    >> Anonymous 11/24/10(Wed)20:57 No.12921705
    >>12921288

    It's not that it only works on dementors, it's that it's the only thing that works on dementors. Otherwise, why would most people do it?
    >> Anonymous 11/24/10(Wed)20:58 No.12921718
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    >>12921563

    Neville would have done it in four books.

    FACT
    >> Anonymous 11/24/10(Wed)20:59 No.12921738
    >>12921702
    Loyal and Hard Working. They were seen as the people who tried their hardest to do what was right.
    >> Anonymous 11/24/10(Wed)21:00 No.12921743
    >>12921702

    Hufflepuff was the diligent, hard working house
    >> Anonymous 11/24/10(Wed)21:00 No.12921744
    >>12921702
    hard working
    >> Anonymous 11/24/10(Wed)21:00 No.12921752
    >>12921702
    House of Humility

    Cedric was the epitome of what a Hufflepuff is. A white knight in the shiny armor.
    >> Anonymous 11/24/10(Wed)21:02 No.12921773
    >>12921738
    >>12921743
    >>12921744
    >>12921752
    Humilitymind!

    Just a pity their house name sounds like a pokemon.

    Well, they all sound like pokemons. But Hufflepuff sounds like one of those fluffy ones that beat their enemies through the power of heart or some shit, rather than the ones that are fucking huge firebreathing lizards that do whatever a 12 year old tell them to do.
    >> Anonymous 11/24/10(Wed)21:02 No.12921774
    >>12921752
    isn't griffindor supposed to be the white knights?
    >> Anonymous 11/24/10(Wed)21:02 No.12921777
    >>12921752
    E.G; Lawful stupid colossal faggot who should have died in filming, so that we never had to put up with that Edward shit.
    >> Anonymous 11/24/10(Wed)21:03 No.12921781
    >>12921702
    They were the "Loyal"
    The Blue Collar worker group of Hogwarts.
    >> Anonymous 11/24/10(Wed)21:03 No.12921786
    Fucking, did not even notice 'till now.
    >Luna Lovegood
    >Lovegood
    I bet she does
    >> Anonymous 11/24/10(Wed)21:03 No.12921790
    >>12921773
    That's kinda what Hufflepuffs do lol. That's the sad part.
    >> Anonymous 11/24/10(Wed)21:04 No.12921802
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    >>12921628
    >>12921650

    dat sweet luna ass
    >> Anonymous 11/24/10(Wed)21:04 No.12921803
    >>12921786
    I wanted Nevil and Luna to hook up. Rawling made it seem that Ron and Luna had a chance, with how she was always flirting with him. 'Twas cute.
    >> Anonymous 11/24/10(Wed)21:09 No.12921858
    >>12921773
    Funny you should say they sound like a pokemon.
    Last year at my school there was an assembly and a bunch of people had to put on a show to spice up an otherwise boring topic. They ended up mixing Harry Potter and Pokemon, I think. And I'm pretty sure a similar joke was made.
    I'm positive there was a "What the hell's a Hufflepuff?" in there somewhere, though.
    >> Anonymous 11/24/10(Wed)21:10 No.12921867
    >>12921777

    Sorry, but no. Cedric was LG, not Lawful Stupid
    >> Anonymous 11/24/10(Wed)21:10 No.12921868
    >>12921774

    Griffindor are the paladins, hufflepuff are the fighters. At least that's the impression I got.
    >> Anonymous 11/24/10(Wed)21:12 No.12921884
    >>12921868
    Fighting what?
    >> Anonymous 11/24/10(Wed)21:13 No.12921911
    >>12921494
    >all anime faces look the same
    >all lego faces look the same
    >therefore, anime is legos

    Flawless logic.
    >> Anonymous 11/24/10(Wed)21:14 No.12921913
    >>12921884

    Team rocket
    >> Anonymous 11/24/10(Wed)21:14 No.12921918
    >>12921884
    complacency in the workforce?
    >> Anonymous 11/24/10(Wed)21:15 No.12921926
    >>12921868
    Backwards, Gryffindor enjoyed breaking the rules to get the job done; Harry, Ron, Hermione, Fred and George, Nevil... Just about all of them, except for Percy, but he was a colossal faggot.
    >> Anonymous 11/24/10(Wed)21:16 No.12921939
    >>12921911
    Makes sense to me.
    >> Anonymous 11/24/10(Wed)21:16 No.12921942
    >>12921868
    Except Gryffindor is using Pathfinder, and Hufflepuff is 3e core only.
    >> Anonymous 11/24/10(Wed)21:18 No.12921973
    >>12921942
    Ravenloft uses a home-ruled 2e?
    >> Anonymous 11/24/10(Wed)21:23 No.12922015
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    >>12921973
    Ravenloft?
    >> Anonymous 11/24/10(Wed)21:26 No.12922035
    >>12921942
    You do realize Pathfinder nerfed a TON of spells that were overpowered, right?
    >> Anonymous 11/24/10(Wed)21:27 No.12922048
    >>12922015
    That's the joke.
    >> Anonymous 11/24/10(Wed)21:31 No.12922091
    >>12921926
    So
    Griff is CG
    Huff is LG
    Slyth is NE
    What's Ravenclaw then? Other than hot asian girl.
    >> Anonymous 11/24/10(Wed)21:33 No.12922113
    >>12922091
    LN to TN. They're all about what they know, they try to mind their own business and keep to their studies. Except Cho and that was kinda to get into Harry's pants, and Luna, but that was for friends.
    >> Anonymous 11/24/10(Wed)21:34 No.12922122
    >Neville is the one who shows up only every fifth meeting and ends up falling really behind in experience, but gets a natural twenty in the final battle.


    I lol'd.
    >> Anonymous 11/24/10(Wed)21:35 No.12922142
    >>12922091

    Huff - LG
    Griff - CG
    Slyth - LE
    Raven - CE

    prove me wrong
    >> Anonymous 11/24/10(Wed)21:36 No.12922145
    >>12922035
    Yeah, but those were mostly wizard/cleric/druid spells. And paladins don't rely that much on magic anyway.

    Hufflepuff sucks, is what I'm trying to say here.
    >> Anonymous 11/24/10(Wed)21:36 No.12922152
    >>12922142
    ravenclaw are CN
    >> Anonymous 11/24/10(Wed)21:37 No.12922170
    >>12922142
    Name one thing that ravenclaw has done that's evil.

    Actually, that's hard just because they really don't do much at all.
    >> Anonymous 11/24/10(Wed)21:38 No.12922173
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    Luna has always been my waifu

    Just as we have always been at war with The Russia
    >> Anonymous 11/24/10(Wed)21:39 No.12922188
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    >>12921511
    Fuck.

    So am I.

    Worst part? The fucking captcha for this post. Pic related.
    >> Anonymous 11/24/10(Wed)21:39 No.12922196
    >>12921926

    They almost explictly point out how Percy would have been a lot happier if he'd just let himself get sorted into Ravenclaw instead of being "I must get in the house that every weasly gets sorted into".
    >> Anonymous 11/24/10(Wed)21:40 No.12922201
    >>12922173
    god, snape looks like a little girl
    >> Anonymous 11/24/10(Wed)21:40 No.12922210
    >>12922170
    >>12922152
    With a name like Ravenclaw, they were probably going to be evil at the beginning. But then Rowling probably began to put too much emphasis on the Slytherins, so Ravenclaw was ignored.
    >> Anonymous 11/24/10(Wed)21:41 No.12922212
    >>12922152
    They strike me more as LN
    >> Anonymous 11/24/10(Wed)21:41 No.12922215
    Inb4 /tg/ starts making a RPG set in the Potterverse, but never finishes.
    >> Anonymous 11/24/10(Wed)21:41 No.12922217
    >>12922201
    Regulus Black looks like he's going to rape Snape
    >> Anonymous 11/24/10(Wed)21:43 No.12922234
    >>12921623
    Super Machete. A Falchion is considerably larger than a Machete. The principle is the same though.
    surents expect,
    >> Anonymous 11/24/10(Wed)21:43 No.12922235
    >>12922142

    >Raven - CE

    What, why? Just curious.
    >> Anonymous 11/24/10(Wed)21:43 No.12922240
    >>12922201

    Guess he's fulfilled half of 4-chans seeming desire then.
    >> Anonymous 11/24/10(Wed)21:48 No.12922276
    I always wondered why Dumbledore didn't swap out a useless core class like Astronomy for something more vital, like Muggle Studies. I get the whole "wizards are sorta ignorant regarding muggles", but Dumbledore never really showed any signs of that. At least he didn't go around ruining the spelling of common words. Or why he didn't hire a new teacher to teach History of Magic and just have Binns start lecturing to an empty room. The mans a ghost who didnt even realize he was dead at first, its not like he'll notice it.
    >> Anonymous 11/24/10(Wed)21:49 No.12922289
    >>12922091

    Sylth is neutral. Ambitition isnt evil on its own.
    >> Anonymous 11/24/10(Wed)21:51 No.12922305
    >>12922276

    Probably too much political pressure from traditionalist purebloods, and even Dumbledore wasn't completely beyond the Ministry's jurisdiction.
    >> Anonymous 11/24/10(Wed)21:52 No.12922316
    >>12922276
    He's an OLLLLD person. Of course he would notice it at some point. And then he would be pissed. And he wouldn't leave anyone alone. And he would be impossible to get rid of. Ghosts in this setting can be insufferable shits if they want to be.
    >> Anonymous 11/24/10(Wed)21:53 No.12922318
    >>12922215

    Honestly I'd just use Pathfinder with the new 'Words of Power' supplement.

    Nevile is a Paladin/Sorcerer/Eldritch Knight.
    >> Anonymous 11/24/10(Wed)21:53 No.12922327
    >>12922276
    dumbledore was actually the only one who read muggle newspapers
    of course, he doesn't have free reign of the school and would be fired if he tried to do something like that
    >> Anonymous 11/24/10(Wed)21:54 No.12922330
    >>12922289

    This. The problem with the current setup of slytherin is that Tom Riddle basically corrupted half the house during his 7 years in school during the late 30's, early 40's. Those guys ended up becoming the first Death Eaters, passed on their beliefs to their kids who attended school in the 60's and 70's, who then passed it onto their kids during the setting of the books.
    >> Anonymous 11/24/10(Wed)21:58 No.12922363
    >>12922327

    He's supposed to be a chessmaster manipulative style character, as shown by the way he manipulated half the cast over the course of the series. Do something like merge history of magic and muggle studies, make it a double period, and start calling it "World Studies, an exciting new perspective on traditional studies of history"
    >> Anonymous 11/24/10(Wed)22:00 No.12922381
    >>12920604

    I didn't really have any problem with ginny. Hell, until like the fifth book she's hardly in the series aside from the second book, and she never starts playing a major role, other then "Harrys love interest".
    >> Anonymous 11/24/10(Wed)22:11 No.12922493
    >>12922289

    I was always annoyed how Slytherin never had a good wizard come out of it. Nope, everybody had to be bad.
    >> Anonymous 11/24/10(Wed)22:13 No.12922507
    >>12922493

    Yeah. It appears that putting all the people with unpleasent personalities in a cruicible leads to bad people coming out...funny that.
    >> Alpharius 11/24/10(Wed)22:14 No.12922513
    >>12922493
    It's a common problem with books aimed at an adolescent audience.
    >> Anonymous 11/24/10(Wed)22:15 No.12922520
    >>12922493
    Snape is CG
    Prove me wrong
    >> Anonymous 11/24/10(Wed)22:15 No.12922521
    That Mitchell and Webb Sound - "Welcome to Hufflepuff"
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fXF4JuA6tcg&feature=player_embedded
    >> Anonymous 11/24/10(Wed)22:16 No.12922527
    >>12922493

    Snape was a good guy in the end, though. Still a dick, sure.
    >> Anonymous 11/24/10(Wed)22:17 No.12922540
    >>12922507

    My point being, why does everyone going into Slytherin have such a bad personality? What about all those kids that want to be as good as their parents. That's a type of ambition, and not necessarily evil.

    Granted, we barely see any of Slytherin, but she should've included at least one that wasn't a complete asshole and evil.
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    Why are the spellcasters in Harry Potter even considered wizards at all? Their faggy little wands make them more like cheap magicians. Everyone knows proper wizards have staffs with knobs at the end.
    >> Dr. Baron von Evilsatan 11/24/10(Wed)22:18 No.12922554
    >>12922493

    I get the idea behind it, that putting all the peopel who have personality traits thay may get corrupted in the same group as the spectacularly heinous ones leads to bad places, but fuck it, ambitious people ought to be more individual. Surely there should be a handful of decent people in there who don't actively, vaguely, or tacitly support Voldemort, even if it is to prove the point of FUCK YOU I FOLLOW NOBODY.
    >> Anonymous 11/24/10(Wed)22:19 No.12922563
    >>12922520
    snape was CN


    the only reason he stopped being an evil SOB was because he loved Harry's mom a little more then healthy


    For the rest of the time after her death he's just trying to get back at voldy, he's not a good guy
    >> Anonymous 11/24/10(Wed)22:25 No.12922613
    >>12922520

    Continuing with the RPG Party theme from OP's post, Snape was a NPC. And not just any NPC, but one of those ones that the entire party HATES. And he hates them. So much so that by the time the game is winding down, the party is eagerly looking forwards to their confrontation with him more then that with the actual BBEG. And then you find him dead, and you see his journal on his desk. You open it up, and you realize, he was the good guy all along, and not only that, he had a better backstory and motivation then you did, you goddamn mary sue.

    >>12922554

    Yeah, for a house thats defined by being "Pure Bloods, Ambitious, and Dark, Rowling sure overdosed on the 'Dark' part".
    >> Anonymous 11/24/10(Wed)22:26 No.12922616
    >>12922540
    There were, they just weren't mentioned as they didn't do evil shit for fun, but they also didn't want to get involved in fighting the evil shit, so they were background characters.
    >> Anonymous 11/24/10(Wed)22:27 No.12922623
    >>12922563
    I still say he's CE, only now he's focusing his hate on the Big Bad because he killed his "One True Love" bullcrap.

    Just because you want revenge on an evil guy doesn't mean you stop being evil, he'd team up Disco Stu if he thought he had a chance at offing the BBEG.
    >> Anonymous 11/24/10(Wed)22:29 No.12922639
    >>12922616

    I know, I said that I knew. It's just that all the other houses got some decent characters out of them, yet Slytherin was basically a villain vending machine.
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    the cancer patient with the vagina for a nose is the bad guy in these little stories, yes?
    >> Anonymous 11/24/10(Wed)22:31 No.12922658
    >>12922540

    Slughorn from book six. He was pretty clearly "In it for Number One" like most other Slytherins, but he was more the "Ambitious and Willing to play nice if it'll get me further" type rather then the "Eager and willing follower of a psychopathic megalomanic". As a result he had connections with pretty much every influential and powerful person who graduated Hogwarts from the 30's to the 70's.
    >> Anonymous 11/24/10(Wed)22:32 No.12922662
    >>12922623
    I'd say neutral with long thinking voldies way was the good way

    btw what kind of evil is voldy, sometimes he looks like he's actually trying to form a government other times he does shit for shitz'n giggles
    >> Dr. Baron von Evilsatan 11/24/10(Wed)22:34 No.12922696
    >>12922613

    There were some characters that would have been good for the part, but none of Harry's age, unfortunately.

    Crouch senior would have been a fantastic Slytherin, as would Scrimegour. Ruthlessly ambitious, but do good at all costs to protect their empire. They're the smart ones, the ones that recognise that if you want to rule, the best way to hold power is make the people WANT you to have it.

    At least Regulus was a decent Slytherin. All-round decent guy who got caught up in the frenzy of something he didn't understand, got in too far, realised what had happened, and took damned decisive action at the cost of his life to escape. He was one of the few people in the series who's decent to house-elves, and without even prompting. Even moreso, when he finds out what Voldemort is really like, he actively kills himself in a horrible way, just to do the one thing he can do that he knows will be a huge FUCK YOU to Voldemort.

    Still, should have been more than one in fifty years.
    >> Anonymous 11/24/10(Wed)22:37 No.12922724
    >>12922696
    Regulus was a better man then Sirius
    >> Anonymous 11/24/10(Wed)22:39 No.12922760
    >>12922662

    I dunno. It seems kinda clear to me that he isn't quite sane anymore, if he even was in the first place. His plans seem to be all over the goddamn place, just look at Goblet of Fire, and tell me that he couldn't have come back like by chapter 6 if he'd just captured and polyjuiced one of the Weaslys instead of organizing a whole massive scheme with the Tri-Wizard Tournament.
    >> Anonymous 11/24/10(Wed)22:41 No.12922792
    >>12922760
    how exactly would he "capture" a weasly without anyone finding it out?

    also Madeye was a perfect target. It wouldn't be suspicious for him to drink polyjuice every few hours, he lived alone and he was one of the most trusted men of dumbledore.
    >> Anonymous 11/24/10(Wed)22:46 No.12922829
    >>12920604

    I kinda hate how apparently solicitors don't exist in the Wizarding World. At least half the problems they had in the 5th book could of been solved with a "Cease and Desist" letter and a visit from Mr. White, Lawyer of Magical Law, to the Daily Prophet. And Delores Umbridge deserved to be thrown in Azkaban and have the cell key vanished for her abuses of power, such as siccing unholy demons that feed on human souls on a 15 year old to silence him, torturing hundreds of minors with a dark artifact as punishment during her stay at Hogwarts, and almost employing a unforgivable on a teenager.
    >> Anonymous 11/24/10(Wed)22:48 No.12922865
    >>12922662
    Yes, because believing that wanting to kill/opress anyone who's viewed as inferior to you do to some roll of the genetic lottery is a terribly neutral thing to to, right?

    I'd say that Rance is closer to neutral that him.
    >> Anonymous 11/24/10(Wed)22:51 No.12922901
    >>12922792

    Go for Percy, he was becoming increasingly distant from the family, they might put off some strange behaviour on his part long enough for you to get Harry alone on the stairs and slap a portkey in his hands. Or just put the Imperius on one of his friends, as mentioned, you just need to get Harry alone for long enough to grab him. Hermonine would of been a good choice, her parents are Muggles, and wouldn't know what a unforgivable was in the first place, or how to identify someone under one.
    >> Anonymous 11/24/10(Wed)22:52 No.12922915
    >>12922276
    If you remember, Dumbledore wasn't originally one of the guys who was all in it for the muggles. He was "For the Greater good" at first, with Grindlewald, he was willing to use the muggles, and rule over them for their own benefit. It wasn't until after Arianna died that he revised his views on what "The Greater Good" is.
    >> Anonymous 11/24/10(Wed)22:54 No.12922934
    >>12922915

    Yeah when he was like 18. This is more like when he's 70 and just appointed headmaster.
    >> Anonymous 11/24/10(Wed)22:56 No.12922968
    >>12922934
    Dumbledor wanted them to choose to understand muggles, rather then forcing you to.

    Also, I believe a HP RPG has already been made. If not, just use the FATE system like DFRPG does, and ignore all the physics and reality.
    >> Anonymous 11/24/10(Wed)22:58 No.12922988
    >>12922901
    Hermione would know exactly what the unforgivables were


    if there's 1 thing to be certain about : Hermione KNOWS
    >> Anonymous 11/24/10(Wed)23:01 No.12923030
    >>12922901
    But then you have Mad Eye, going around the school, and if there's anything that paranoid fuck knows, it's Dark Magic.
    >> Anonymous 11/24/10(Wed)23:03 No.12923058
    >>12922988

    Doesn't do her a lot of good when shes under it.

    >>12923030

    Ideally you'd kidnap Harry before school even starts, and celebrate your return by setting the Hogwarts Express on fire or something. Moody doesn't even have to come within 10 miles of the proceedings.
    >> Anonymous 11/24/10(Wed)23:06 No.12923099
    >>12923058
    was about to say voldy didn't know much about the weasly's but thanks to a little rat he'd know everything about them


    it'd been the perfect choice since peter was percy's pet at one time
    >> Anonymous 11/24/10(Wed)23:06 No.12923103
    ITT: people realize that wizards were illogical and assbackwards as SHIT.

    I mean, they arent even TRYING to understand the muggles, they are content living in their bubble and pretending its still the medieval age around. They dont even know what a fucking wall socket or electricity is.

    How could they keep up with the muggles technological progress being faster and faster, cameras becoming ubiquitus to the point everyone carries one within his phone, internet, flight etc.

    In the end wizards would be discovered anyway. Hell, they kept revealing themselves to ministers all the time.

    They should've been discovered a long time ago.
    >> Anonymous 11/24/10(Wed)23:07 No.12923110
    >>12922968

    There's a d20 one that I know of, but it needs a great deal of expansion and polishing.

    http://www.memento-mori.com/other/games/broomstix.html
    >> Anonymous 11/24/10(Wed)23:13 No.12923202
    Patronus the best attack spell? Fuck it's useless except for scaring off dementors, and working as a giant flashlight.
    >> Anonymous 11/24/10(Wed)23:17 No.12923263
    >>12923103

    When every wizard or witch is able to erase the memory of the guy who caught them casting a spell, its kinda hard to get concrete proof, or remember it if you did. Plus people tend to, at best, laugh at people who start going "HEY EVERYONE LISTEN! THERE'S A SUPER SECRET SOCIETY OF WIZARDS AND WITCHES AND MAGICAL CREATURES HIDING IN PLAIN SIGHT, AND I'VE GOT A REALLY JERKY 10 SECOND LONG CELL PHONE CAMERA VIDEO THAT PROVES IT!".

    Plus I'd imagine that the various magical governments offer the presidents, ministers, senators, or whatever the upper levels of their muggle counterparts were, various magical benefits if they help the Wizards cover up their existence. Like a carrot and stick approach, help us and you get magical healthcare or whatever you need, maybe we'll help you deal with other stuff occasionally if we want to store up another favor for the future. Fuck with us and all your dark secrets will mysteriously come to the attention of the media, plus you'll wake up in a alleyway on the wrong side of town with half your memories gone.
    >> Anonymous 11/24/10(Wed)23:19 No.12923275
    >>12923202
    And messaging, that whole talking patronus thing.
    >> Anonymous 11/24/10(Wed)23:22 No.12923310
    >>12923263
    the point is wizards don't help muggles one fucking bit


    they could solve all problems in africa with the flick of a wand, they could combined with technology make us explore the galaxy

    and they chose to be dicks.


    Also if more and more video's start showing up on the internet (not even magic erases something from the net) things will start to look fishy
    >> Anonymous 11/24/10(Wed)23:22 No.12923316
    >>12923263

    >When every wizard or witch is able to erase the memory of the guy who caught them casting a spell,

    Nope, only obliviators can.

    >HEY EVERYONE LISTEN! THERE'S A SUPER SECRET SOCIETY OF WIZARDS AND WITCHES AND MAGICAL CREATURES HIDING IN PLAIN SIGHT, AND I'VE GOT A REALLY JERKY 10 SECOND LONG CELL PHONE CAMERA VIDEO THAT PROVES IT!".

    It would get two million views in a week on youtube.

    >I'd imagine

    Keyword: Imagine. No, wizards dont do any of those they wouldnt even think of that. They just go and derp to the minister in the book too.
    >> Anonymous 11/24/10(Wed)23:23 No.12923334
    >>12923316
    no, obliviators are just paid to do it
    anyone can learn the obliviate spell
    >> Anonymous 11/24/10(Wed)23:27 No.12923380
    >>12923334

    No, not everyone. In one of the books they even point that out that only obliviators could properly erase memories.

    Also, spells in harry potter needs power too, in 4th book the fake mordon even points that they could keep saying unforgiveables all day, they simply lack the power to actually cast them.

    Even harry keeps fucking up his patronus for a long time, he couldnt summon it properly.
    >> Anonymous 11/24/10(Wed)23:30 No.12923425
    >>12923334

    Case in point: Gilderoy Lockhart.
    >> Anonymous 11/24/10(Wed)23:31 No.12923443
    >>12923425
    Your case in point is the guy that focuses on the fucking spells, and sucks at most everything else?
    >> Anonymous 11/24/10(Wed)23:34 No.12923472
    >>12923443

    Hey, he's not an Obliviator, is he?
    >> Anonymous 11/24/10(Wed)23:36 No.12923495
    >>12923316

    >It would get two million views in a week on youtube.

    Yes it would, and everyone would be like "Awesome movie clip dude, I love those effects you used for the magic!" Just cause you see a clip someone made of themselves swinging around a CGI lightsaber in their backyard, doesn't mean you automatically assume that lightsabers are real.

    >>12923310

    Wizards are quite happy in their little bubbles. Last time they tried to help muggles, the muggles started trying to burn all of them at the stake. In the first book, Hagrid says something along the lines of "If they knew about us, everyone would be wanting us to fix all their problems or do something for them." If they suddenly revealed their presence to the Muggle world, some idiot would start trying to kill them all because he hates those who are different from him, or a bunch of them would get kidnapped by intelligence agencies and be dissected in some secret lab. They've got a decent system as it is, its not without its flaws, but it works for them, and thats what they care about.
    >> Anonymous 11/24/10(Wed)23:37 No.12923515
    >>12923472
    Psh, that's just what everyone thinks. He does have a nack for those charms.
    >> Hank Pym !!A0/lWspso1i 11/24/10(Wed)23:39 No.12923534
    >>12923495
    >Last time they tried to help muggles, the muggles started trying to burn all of them at the stake.
    I think I'm thinking of another book series entirely, but they didn't mention that some witches/wizards let themselves get burned for fun before magicing away, did they?
    >> Anonymous 11/24/10(Wed)23:41 No.12923564
    >>12923515

    Considering that the man built a huge business empire, with like 20 books on "his" exploits, plus random stuff like Gildroy Lockharts Guide to household pest removal, based solely off his talent with memory alteration spells, I'd say he's pretty damn good at it.
    >> Anonymous 11/24/10(Wed)23:42 No.12923576
    >>12923495
    The wizarding world is full of people who don't realise dresses are meant to be worn by women, and you really don't think every intelligence agency worth it's name doesn't already know about them?
    >> Anonymous 11/24/10(Wed)23:42 No.12923578
    >>12923534
    Yeah I remember that too. I think it was HP
    >> Anonymous 11/24/10(Wed)23:43 No.12923594
    >>12923534

    Yes they did, but its still a goddamn pain in the ass when the peasants break into your house, smash all your magical paraphernalia and assorted dohickeys, knock over that brewing cauldron that you've been working all month on, and then drag you down to the town square and try and set you on fire.
    >> Anonymous 11/24/10(Wed)23:43 No.12923596
    >>12923564
    I'm saying he was an Obliviator, then made everyone forget that fact.
    >> Anonymous 11/24/10(Wed)23:43 No.12923601
    >>12923534
    Yeah, they used a flame freezing charm so that it was a simple tickling sensation, one of them enjoyed it so much they let themselves be caught multiple times.

    Still doesn't change the fact that the humans tried to kill them, which is a dick move. There's no need to help the assholes who are willing to kill you.
    >> Anonymous 11/24/10(Wed)23:44 No.12923603
    >>12923534
    They did
    They had some sort of immunity to fire thing going on and they'd just wait it out... Wizards are so fucking broken man
    >> Anonymous 11/24/10(Wed)23:44 No.12923612
    >>12923534
    I think that was in the beggining of the second book right?
    >> Hank Pym !!A0/lWspso1i 11/24/10(Wed)23:45 No.12923620
    >>12923594
    Sounds like they should have hired Gildroy Lockheart to make the peasants forget that they were wizards/witches.
    >> Anonymous 11/24/10(Wed)23:45 No.12923621
    >>12923534
    I am fairly sure that was just barnibus(sp?) the barmy a mostly crazy wizard
    >> Anonymous 11/24/10(Wed)23:45 No.12923623
    >>12923594
    To be fair, there was never a neutral point of view stating what wizards did to normal people way back then. I'm pretty sure there was a fair share of terrible suffering on both sides.
    >> Anonymous 11/24/10(Wed)23:45 No.12923624
    Well, I guess I have a new use for the Ars Magica system now.
    >> Anonymous 11/24/10(Wed)23:46 No.12923628
    >The International Statute of Wizarding Secrecy is a law in the wizarding world that was first signed in 1689 then established officially in 1692. The law was laid down by the International Confederation of Wizards to safeguard the wizarding community from Muggles, and hide their presence from the world at large.

    >The Statute was introduced because of the widespread persecution of wizarding children by Muggles, the escalating attempts by Muggles to force witches and wizards to perform magic for Muggle ends, the escalating attempts by Muggles to force witches and wizards to teach them magic, the increasing numbers of witch-burning, the increasing numbers of Muggles being burned in mistake for witches, and the failure of Ministry of Magic Delegation to Muggle King and Queen (William and Mary) begging for protection under Muggle law.

    >The Statute states that each individual Ministry of Magic is responsible for hiding the presence of the magical community in their own country. Each Ministry is held responsible for, among other things, the control of magical beasts, curbing public displays of underage magic, and ensuring that magical games and sports are played without fear of discovery.

    >Breaches of the Statute, such as using magic in front of Muggles for no good reason, are dealt with by the Ministry, with a variety of punishments available to be enforced upon the offender.
    >> Anonymous 11/24/10(Wed)23:46 No.12923638
    rolled 68 = 68

    >>12922173
    anyone else notice it looks like Neville is blushing because Draco just asked him out? HAHA

    Seriously ginny looks like the girl from bleach but without the watermelon boobs, Neville kinda looks like the MC from persona 4 but without the self control, maybe its because they are twins or maybe its because the way they are grabbing each other but the twins remind me of the host club twins, and luna looks cute :3
    >> Anonymous 11/24/10(Wed)23:48 No.12923647
    >>12923628
    wheres this from?
    >> Anonymous 11/24/10(Wed)23:48 No.12923649
    rolled 44 = 44

    >>12922173
    That picture makes me want to say fuck the original cast, I wanna see a book/anime about a time traveling james and gang trying to get back home with the help of luna and the twins while being foiled by lucius malfoy.
    >> Anonymous 11/24/10(Wed)23:49 No.12923653
    I always wondered what the wizarding world was like outside of Britain. Are there wizards in the colonies like America, Canada and Australia?
    >> Anonymous 11/24/10(Wed)23:50 No.12923661
    >>12923647

    Pulled it from here: http://harrypotter.wikia.com/wiki/International_Statute_of_Wizarding_Secrecy

    Its from the wiki, so take that as you will, but I do recall some of this stuff from one of the books.
    >> Anonymous 11/24/10(Wed)23:52 No.12923673
    >>12923649
    >lucius malfoy

    More like Luscious Malfoy, amirite?
    >> Hank Pym !!A0/lWspso1i 11/24/10(Wed)23:52 No.12923678
    >>12923653
    I think; I know that Quidditch game they made for the PS2 had a team representing the States.
    I fucking loved that team.
    >> Anonymous 11/24/10(Wed)23:52 No.12923682
    >>12923653
    yep, it was mentioned in the quidditch book and at the quidditch world cup. theres one school in north america and the national wizard sport is something like magical hotpotato called quadpot.
    >> Anonymous 11/24/10(Wed)23:52 No.12923684
    >>12923649

    I recall a fan fic where the twins went along on the Ministry raid at the end of the fourth book. They ended up stealing a time turner. By the epilogue of the fic, the two were the undisputed world masters of time travel and co-headmasters of hogwarts.
    >> Dr. Baron von Evilsatan 11/24/10(Wed)23:52 No.12923685
    >>12923653

    >>That's not a wand...
    >> Anonymous 11/24/10(Wed)23:52 No.12923688
    >>12923653
    Calling America a "colony" strikes me as extremely silly. America has been independent longer than Australia has existed as an entity.

    Also I wish one of the wizards "in the know" like Dumbledore or a Ministry of Magic guy had confided in Harry somewhere in the story that Voldemort is fucking crazy and if his plan of war on the non-magical humans (you do know referring to ourselves as muggles is like mexicans calling themselves spics, right?) would result in the complete destruction of witches and wizards. I mean, there is a good fucking reason they went into hiding you know. Humans don't hide when they know they can win.
    >> Anonymous 11/24/10(Wed)23:54 No.12923693
    >>12922760
    The point with the Triwizard tournament was to make Harry's death look like an accident. Keep in mind throughout book 5 the ministry's official party line was that Cedric was just mauled by something in the maze.
    >>12923380
    Hermione seemed to manage okay erasing the memories her parents.
    >> Anonymous 11/24/10(Wed)23:54 No.12923700
    >>12923678

    Wiki article for the game mentions teams for the USA, Spain, England, Scandanavia, Germany, Japan, France, Australia, and Bulgaria. Presumedly every nation has at least a small magical population.
    >> Anonymous 11/24/10(Wed)23:55 No.12923704
    >>12923678
    Fuck you, Go team Japan.
    They did shit from the fucking Matrix.
    >> Anonymous 11/24/10(Wed)23:55 No.12923706
    >>12923682
    >one school in North America

    Oh england, not understanding that one school wouldn't even be enough for Canada, much less the entirety of the continent of North America.... Silly Brits, not getting the China-like HUGENESS of America in comparison to jolly little england.
    >> Hank Pym !!A0/lWspso1i 11/24/10(Wed)23:55 No.12923708
    >>12923688
    J. K. Rowling flat out said "Guns in Harry Potter would end the story immediately" or something to that effect, correct?
    >> Anonymous 11/24/10(Wed)23:55 No.12923710
    >>12923688
    What's stopping Dementors from killing off all the humans you want, and what's stopping evil wizards from using mind control, memory alteration, teleports, etc. etc. from terrorizing the muggle world into submission?
    >> Dr. Baron von Evilsatan 11/24/10(Wed)23:56 No.12923716
    >>12923688

    Muggles could never eradicate the magic-users. They could, however, fuck them up something chronic and force them back into hiding for several decades while they try to return their genetic variance to something approaching sustainable.

    In a wizard/muggle war, nobody would win. The wixards can't kill all the muggles, and the muggles can't eradicate the wizards once they start hiding. They could, however, inflict such heinous casualties on each other in the process that it would take centuries for either to recover.
    >> Anonymous 11/24/10(Wed)23:56 No.12923720
    Archived
    http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/12920604/
    >> Anonymous 11/24/10(Wed)23:57 No.12923724
    >>12923710
    People like Dumbledore, and the Order of the Pheonix.

    You think this is the first time this has happened?
    >> Anonymous 11/24/10(Wed)23:58 No.12923729
    >>12923688
    its been argued (mugglw vs wizard) several times that i have seen but it usaly ends in M.A.D. once you remove plot armor/retardation.

    as the quote said wizards were tired of the muggles shit and decided to leave
    >> Anonymous 11/24/10(Wed)23:58 No.12923731
    >>12923716
    Nope. That's dumb, and not how humans work. In a cold war situation, both sides would stay out in the open. So fuck that explanation, wizards talking about how badass they are is just them not understanding how powerful real humans have become.
    >> Anonymous 11/24/10(Wed)23:59 No.12923740
    >>12923724
    I meant that as a reply to the idea that Voldemort would just insta-lose if he killed all the good wizards or whatever.
    >> Anonymous 11/24/10(Wed)23:59 No.12923746
    >>12923708
    in a standup fight on equal footing a gun beats a wand
    >> Dr. Baron von Evilsatan 11/25/10(Thu)00:00 No.12923748
    >>12923731

    Don't you get it? The current world IS a cold war situation. Each side has the capacity to fuck the other up badly, knows vaguely of the others, and chooses not to fuck them up because it would do them much more harm than good.
    >> Anonymous 11/25/10(Thu)00:00 No.12923754
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    >>12923708
    Well then, I guess this settles my demand for an admission of humans>wizards.

    Pic related, even witches who lack a physical form and are interdimensional demon-like existences still fear the power of the gun.
    >> Anonymous 11/25/10(Thu)00:04 No.12923791
    why does everyone always assume that the non-magical world would unite in a magic focused genocide? i know of at least three countries that would sooner suck off a donky than work togather.
    >> Anonymous 11/25/10(Thu)00:05 No.12923801
    >>12923791
    China, America and Russia will always work together when they have a common enemy.
    >> Anonymous 11/25/10(Thu)00:06 No.12923805
    >>12923653
    I was always frustrated that they didn't involve other locations, save for the French school and the Russian school. But we only learned so little about them that it was annoying.

    You'd think that every country would have their own set of personal magic and whatnot that makes them unique from other countries and whatnot. That and what about foreign exchange programs at Hogwarts? Would have been neat..
    >> Anonymous 11/25/10(Thu)00:08 No.12923823
    >>12923801
    why would the wizards be a "common enemy"?
    >> Dr. Baron von Evilsatan 11/25/10(Thu)00:08 No.12923824
    >>12923746

    The thing is, that situation would never happen. Wizards would suck at open warfare. Even Voldemort, who is retardedly powerful, wouldn't be able to win against a company of, say, Royal Marines. But they would be the single most terrifying terrorist organisation ever to exist.

    Imagine Al Qaeda, except its membership can teleport anywhere on the planet at any time, take control of people's minds in ways that are nearly undetectable. Forget the rest of the magic, that alone is enough to make them a terrifying foe. Apparate onto the bridge of an LNG supertanker, Imperius the crew, get them to cruise it into New York or something, and blow it up. Apparate into the CDC, steal samples of smallpox, spanish flu, and bubonic plague, Imperius a laboratory into growing it for you, and the napparate into every major airport in the world and crack a sample. Apparate invisible into the Pentagon, Imperius high-ranking brass, follow down the chain until you find someone who knows where a SSBN sub is, removing memories as you go for security, Apparate into the SSBN sub, and have some fun.

    This isn't even hard. Each of the main characters can do all these things with ease, and they're 17 years old. They never even studied the Imperius curse, just saw other people doing it, and they can use it. That's why the Unforgivable curses ae Unforgivable; not because they are evil, but because they are so easy and so very dangerous.
    >> Anonymous 11/25/10(Thu)00:08 No.12923832
    >>12923716

    This. Wizards can infiltrate the nonmagical world, the nonmagical world can't really infiltrate the Magical world. Plus wizards can do a ton of really crazy shit like teleport at will, turn invisible, read peoples minds or control them, erase their memories, and find that one file they need from some guys filing cabinet in seconds with a single spell, all sorts of neat toys. You cannot beat wizards when it comes to espionage. Wizards also have all sorts of nasty shit they can unleash if they get desperate, like Dementors, who by Word of God are invisible to muggles, invincible to everything but like one or two spells, literally eat happy thoughts, and can turn you into a soulless husk in like 20 seconds if they get close enough. They're also pretty damn skilled at hiding their structures from muggles, seeing how they have the entrance to one of their shopping districts in a busy section of London, where anyone could potentially walk in off the street.

    On the other hand, most wizards do badly underestimate muggles, and would likely get their asses kicked in a straight fight. That said, if you're a Death Eater fighting an armed muggle in a fair fight, you are doing it so wrong it isn't even funny. Muggles also outnumber wizards something like 1000 to 1 or more. Plus they have technology, which is their version of "magic", which while it lacks some of the more outlandish effects of magic, is still potent.

    That said, barring some crazed lunatics like Voldemort and his followers, most wizards are perfectly happy living their lives hidden in the shadows, and would elect to continue to do so given a choice.

    >british alaugs

    Yes Captcha, I also forgot that wizards can use the fearsome alaugs, a species of magical predators native to the british isles.
    >> Anonymous 11/25/10(Thu)00:12 No.12923863
    >>12923832
    >alaugs
    I thought those were the slightly magical fish with legs
    >> Anonymous 11/25/10(Thu)00:13 No.12923865
    >>12923805

    Foreign exchange students would have been a nice concept in the official books, but it gets WAYYYY overused in the Fan community to introduce an authors mary-sue into a story.
    >> Anonymous 11/25/10(Thu)00:14 No.12923873
    >>12923863

    Yes, but their mouths are the dangerous part, its like a bag of devouring that can run at high speeds.
    >> Anonymous 11/25/10(Thu)00:15 No.12923875
    >>12923832
    >>12923824
    This.

    And also, are we all forgetting mudbloods and whatnot?
    Can you imagine if wizards and humans with magic were forced to keep to themselves via reproduction?
    Hell, wizards and witches are humans to and when humans start inbreeding with each other what the hell happens?
    That's why I never understood Voldemort's gang and their whole "PUREBLOOD IS STRONGER ASFDDS" rants and whatnot. Maybe the whole royalty bloodline shit, that's a possible maybe, but completely just sticking with reproducing with their own is bound to cause some problems down the line
    >> Dr. Baron von Evilsatan 11/25/10(Thu)00:18 No.12923908
    >>12923875

    Pureblood isn't stronger, it's just elitism. not surpprising, given how strong the trend is of wizards looking down on muggles. They gave them an amusing and vaguely-offensive name, instead of not naming them. They tell themselves that the reason the wizards work for themselves is because the muggles kept asking them for their help all the time. They think muggle technology is hilarious. And these are the most generous and human-happy wizards in the series.

    If that's not prime material for discrimination to kick in more seriously, nothing is.
    >> Anonymous 11/25/10(Thu)00:18 No.12923914
    >>12923875
    Tom Riddle (Voldemort)'s Wizard line was inbred to hell. They were descended from Salazar Slytherin, and to keep the line pure they inter-married, which is why Tom's maternal grandfather and uncle are fuck-all crazy. Not only did the line have a penchant for violence and craziness, it was exacerbated by inbreeding.
    >> Anonymous 11/25/10(Thu)00:18 No.12923918
    >>12923875
    thats where forign pure bloods and the abillity to cross several hundred miles in an instant come in
    >> Anonymous 11/25/10(Thu)00:21 No.12923951
    >>12923908
    they are seperated. the wizards are a "us" and the non wizards are a "them" and as anyone can tell you were better than them.
    >> Anonymous 11/25/10(Thu)00:24 No.12923971
    >>12923875

    Sirius mentions during the fifth book that "The pure-blood families are all interrelated. If you’re only going to let your sons and daughters marry pure-bloods your choice is very limited; there are hardly any of us left."

    Ron mentions during the second book something along the lines of "All purebloods are really barely more then halfbloods nowadays anyways, if we hadn't married muggles on occasion, we'd have died out long ago."
    >> Anonymous 11/25/10(Thu)00:24 No.12923974
    >>12923914
    Don't remember which book but I remember..someone saying that The Weasly's were the biggest blood traitors known by the majority of the pureblood fanatics.
    Wtf did they do to earn this?
    >> Anonymous 11/25/10(Thu)00:25 No.12923984
    >>12923974

    IIRC, basically being actually decent human beings instead of raging assholes like most pureblood houses. Also marrying muggles-born on occasion.
    >> Anonymous 11/25/10(Thu)00:26 No.12923991
    Speaking of which, does replacing 'wand' with 'wang' still retain its comedy factor in the later books?
    >> Anonymous 11/25/10(Thu)00:27 No.12923997
    >>12923974
    aurther weaslys bumbling attempt to multiclass as some sort of tecnomage
    >> Anonymous 11/25/10(Thu)00:27 No.12924000
    >>12923991

    It does. "I'm sorry Harry, but as we were fleeing Godric's Hollow I fired a curse, it rebounded and broke your wang."
    >> Anonymous 11/25/10(Thu)00:28 No.12924006
    >>12923971
    >>12923974
    Assuming magic is genetic, the idea of a pureblood and a halfblood is stupid anyway. If it works, why make a big deal about it? It isn't like when you get a genius marrying some dumb bimbo, and thus dumber children than could have been.
    >> Anonymous 11/25/10(Thu)00:29 No.12924007
    >>12923997

    That likely also had something to do with it, but I get the sense that it was a long running sentiment among the pureblood fanatics. Likely also had something to do with the Weaslys being a pretty poor family instead of having a swimming pool in Gringgots full of Galleons like most other pureblood families.
    >> Anonymous 11/25/10(Thu)00:30 No.12924013
    >>12924006

    No one ever said discrimination was rational.
    >> Anonymous 11/25/10(Thu)00:36 No.12924088
    >>12924007
    pulling this out of my ass

    the old pure bloods with a few exceptions are all well off or rich. They could have had some sort of magical sweatshops and the weaslys a once great family got these muggle workhouses banned but in the process lost a good deal of their wealth
    >> Anonymous 11/25/10(Thu)00:40 No.12924125
    >>12923824

    The problem is with your little plan that the wizard are dumb fucks. They dont know what a fucking WALL SOCKET is, much less whats an SSBN.

    >>12923832

    You arent thinking in harry potter either. Remember when they kept talking abou how Sirius has a "metal wand"? Wizards didnt knew whats a gun so they had to come up with shit like that.

    Also, its not like humans wouldnt try to reverse engineer everthing wizards has to offer, I bet fuckloads of wizards would sell books, reagents, wands etc. to humans. Hell, governments would pay solid chunks of gold for fucking hogwarts books, some poor sap would surely try to exploit it.
    >> Anonymous 11/25/10(Thu)00:43 No.12924153
    >>12924125

    >Reverse engineer
    >Magic

    Good luck with that. We're pointing out the various ways that wizards could use to fight if it came down to the two branches of the species fighting it out. But since you're apparently having a hard on for things that wizards do in Harry Potter, then Muggles never find out, because they are just as ignorant and unobservant as wizards.
    >> Anonymous 11/25/10(Thu)00:44 No.12924159
    >>12924125
    Its a bit like when we first ran into Natives during hte age of exploration. Most people didnt know what the fuck to make of the Europeans and as such groped for similarities, wizarsa re doing the same thing for the most part and happen to be stuck in the middle ages
    >> Anonymous 11/25/10(Thu)00:47 No.12924191
    >>12924125

    >Wizards are dumb fucks

    PUREBLOODS are ignorant about muggles, yes. Halfbloods and Muggleborn though, are an entirely different breed. Hell all Muggleborn and not a small percentage of Halfbloods get raised in muggle society till their 11th birthday, plus the summers up until at least their 17th birthday, they know what the hell muggle tech can do.
    >> Hank Pym !!A0/lWspso1i 11/25/10(Thu)00:50 No.12924210
    >>12923997
    When you put it like that, it comes off as an idea that really wasn't exploited enough.
    "I'm Arthur Weasly, and this is my toaster…of Conjure Fireballs"
    >> Anonymous 11/25/10(Thu)00:50 No.12924212
    >>12924125
    wizards have plot armour protecting them from discovery, the also have plot gimping because JKR was writing a childerns book.

    you cant remove the armour but not the gimping. most wizards have no reason to want to know about muggle shit but if they had one most of them would learn.

    example: in the first book flying lesson Malfoy bullshited abour out running a helacopter on his broom, everyone knew what is was.
    >> Anonymous 11/25/10(Thu)00:51 No.12924222
    >>12924191

    They have an eleven year olds understanding with a few short jaunts after. An eleven year old really doesn't know much about the world. They know guns can kill, but from video games where they're either unrealistic bullet hoses or one hit kill weapons that kill everyone instantly. Sure you're going to have a gun nut or two ever decade or so but they're a vast minority.

    Yeah, they know how to work myspace and plug in a desk lamp. They can't tell you how to drive a car or pay for anything above a t shirt.
    >> Anonymous 11/25/10(Thu)00:52 No.12924238
    >>12924212

    >they know what a helicopter is but they dont know shit about electricity

    Well fuck my life if that makes sense.

    >>12924153

    Elixir and enchanted items would work for muggles too.
    >> Anonymous 11/25/10(Thu)00:55 No.12924258
    >>12924212

    This. You can't remove either just the plot armor or just the gimping, you need to remove them both.
    >> Anonymous 11/25/10(Thu)00:56 No.12924274
    >>12924238

    >http://harrypotter.wikia.com/wiki/Potions

    >J.K. Rowling has said that Muggles cannot brew potions, because at some point the potioneer will have to use a wand.
    >> Anonymous 11/25/10(Thu)00:56 No.12924276
    >>12924000
    Maybe that's why Harry wanted some alone time.
    >> Anonymous 11/25/10(Thu)00:57 No.12924283
    >>12924238
    do you know what a turban is? do you know what it does how it works and if it can signify anything?
    >> Anonymous 11/25/10(Thu)00:57 No.12924285
    >>12924153
    >>12924125

    Potions and artifacts could still be utilized by humans, just not wands and traditional spells.
    >> Anonymous 11/25/10(Thu)00:57 No.12924287
    >>12924212

    I assume some of them did. Others however didn't want to interrupt the rich cool kid telling his awesome story. All they need to know and can guess is it's a muggle thing that can fly.

    Of course since purebloods are a minority it's also probable that there were enough muggle borns that also got the message.
    >> Anonymous 11/25/10(Thu)00:58 No.12924298
    >>12924222

    And a muggle knows exactly jack and shit about the magical world, and its not exactly like the CIA or whatever can send an agent on a deep cover infiltration of it.
    >> Anonymous 11/25/10(Thu)00:59 No.12924301
    This is soundan like arcanum, with the wwhole battle of technology and magic.

    Wizards would win, tech chars were ass in that game.
    >> Hank Pym !!A0/lWspso1i 11/25/10(Thu)01:00 No.12924313
    >>12924298
    …unless they have a magic-capable agent on the payroll.
    >> Anonymous 11/25/10(Thu)01:01 No.12924323
    >>12924313

    Which, you know, they don't. Otherwise the muggle prime minister wouldn't have been so surprised when a guy walked out of his fireplace one fine evening.
    >> Anonymous 11/25/10(Thu)01:02 No.12924331
    >>12924313
    which is just as likely as a wizarding group having a muggle under mindcontrol or on the payroll
    >> Anonymous 11/25/10(Thu)01:03 No.12924338
    >>12924298

    They could as a squib. Actually, most intelligence services work by turning someone on the inside and forming spy rings from there. It would take one overly ambititious slytherin selling secrets for money and power and the wizardig world would be fucked sideways.

    >>12924298

    >And a muggle knows exactly jack and shit about the magical world

    Its not like we have fuckloads of legeds, conspiracy theories and religions and people believing in them.
    >> Anonymous 11/25/10(Thu)01:03 No.12924340
    >>12924331

    So...extremely likely?
    >> Hank Pym !!A0/lWspso1i 11/25/10(Thu)01:05 No.12924353
    >>12924323
    That's why he's a secret agent, obviously.
    >>12924331
    But couldn't they just, not wear clothes that went out of style 400 years ago? It isn't like you need to be a muggle to just not use magic.
    >> Anonymous 11/25/10(Thu)01:05 No.12924365
    >>12924338
    most of the people in those stories end up dead or wishing they were after fucking with a wizard
    >> Regault 11/25/10(Thu)01:06 No.12924369
    >>12921494
    On a related note, I really want to buy the new Lego Harry Potter sets just for the new hair.
    >> Anonymous 11/25/10(Thu)01:06 No.12924370
    >>12924331
    >>12924313

    Except wizards are characterized as doofuses, I mean, do they have some kind of internal counterintelligence? Voldemort and the death eaters operated within the ministry without having any problems at all.
    >> Anonymous 11/25/10(Thu)01:07 No.12924375
    >>12924365

    not in harry potter

    you keep mistaking harry potter for warhammer
    >> Anonymous 11/25/10(Thu)01:08 No.12924386
    >>12924338

    >An overly ambititious slytherin

    So... a Death Eater. Thats exactly the kind of person who'd sell out to muggles.

    Also it only takes one wizard casting a unforgivable on a prime minster for him to hold an immediate press conference, and tell the nation "Hey everyone, wizards are a pretty cool bunch of guys, we should just let them live their lives like anyone else." or whatever.
    >> Anonymous 11/25/10(Thu)01:10 No.12924400
    >>12924370
    try to keep up, we already went over it. if wizards lose their cant find us plot armour they also lose their mild retardation from being in a childerns book
    >> Anonymous 11/25/10(Thu)01:10 No.12924402
    >>12924283
    The comparison doesn't work. Some turbans are Sikh turbans, which are religious in nature. Other indians wear turbans probably for other reasons. A helicopter only has two functions- transportation and warfare, it is universally the same across human society.
    >> Dr. Baron von Evilsatan 11/25/10(Thu)01:11 No.12924410
    >>12924353

    Yes, but it'd be akin to telling a random chucklefuck off the streets of New York to go live in Sierra Leone for the rest of his life. Good fucking luck finding one to do it, especially when you have all of twenty wizards you can trust in all of England.

    The wizard and muggle worlds know about each other at some level. Only a handful of people actully know, and they elect t okeep it that way. They've got little to gain by learning, and risk opening up a shitstorm if they do. That's why they have PM contact; and probably a man or two in the major intelligence agencies who have been told, but left there. The arrangement works best for both parties if they just generally ignore each other. That's why they actively sent Fudge to liase with the PM for the duration of book 6 and early 7, to let him know that they actually ARE dealing with the wizard who is fucking up the muggle world, so that he doesn't take matters into his own hands and brew up a shitstorm of epic proportions. I imagine that the ministry takeover kept feeding the PM false info to keep him occupied while they solidified their power base, as well. I imagine that whatever Grindelwald did in eastern Europe was similar.
    >> Anonymous 11/25/10(Thu)01:12 No.12924413
    >>12924210

    Damnit, I now have a vision of Arthur making a bunch of robots from an auto junkyard and deploying his force during the final battle at hogwarts. And the leader is voiced by Peter Cullen.
    >> Anonymous 11/25/10(Thu)01:12 No.12924421
    >>12924386

    >Also it only takes one wizard casting a unforgivable on a prime minster for him to hold an immediate press conference, and tell the nation "Hey everyone, wizards are a pretty cool bunch of guys, we should just let them live their lives like anyone else." or whatever.

    It would be like going full retard for the wizards. We live in the information age, information spread is pretty much instant. Wizards would be the next "big thing". Hollywood would jump on them, teens would jump on them, scientists would jumpn on them, fuckloads of blog posts, news, tweets,papers, youtube vids generated...

    So yes, a single death eater willing to fuck up the wizarding world would be able to do it.

    Hell, maybe after Voldemorts defeat a death eater desperate enough to escape a life in azkaban might do this. He could even support evidence and intel about the wizarding world.
    >> Anonymous 11/25/10(Thu)01:13 No.12924426
    >>12924375
    learn to read


    >>12924365
    is refering to the poster he linked to claim that muggles could learn about wizards from folktales
    >> Hank Pym !!A0/lWspso1i 11/25/10(Thu)01:15 No.12924452
    >>12924413
    Definitely a missed opportunity.
    >> Anonymous 11/25/10(Thu)01:16 No.12924464
    Mary Sue loving magic-is-so-great fags, please kill yourselves. Even if you remove the limitations placed on both wizards and non-wizards (stop saying muggles) numbers+superior tradition of warfare+better weapons and more practical society= non-wizard victory by a landslide.
    >> Anonymous 11/25/10(Thu)01:18 No.12924485
    >>12924413
    Is he related to Edward Cullen?
    >> Anonymous 11/25/10(Thu)01:18 No.12924486
    >>12924402
    I was refering to the fact that most people can tell you that a turban some sort of cloth wraping that is worn on the wearers head but signifigantly fewer know what you just said.

    as a reason for the wizards lopsided knolage of muggles
    >> Anonymous 11/25/10(Thu)01:19 No.12924507
    >>12924421

    This would be in a "ohh no wizards exist, we should kill them" scenario. Though a Death Eater who wants to take Wizarding society down with Voldemort is a pretty neat concept for a game.
    >> Anonymous 11/25/10(Thu)01:20 No.12924514
    >>12924485

    >Facepalm
    >http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Optimus_Prime_(Transformers)
    >> Anonymous 11/25/10(Thu)01:21 No.12924520
    >>12924410

    >robably a man or two in the major intelligence agencies who have been told, but left there

    If they would've been smart enough to do this they wouldnt lose the war aganist Voldemort and get Scrimgeour killed.

    I think, in the end it would be about how well informed the minister is about muggles. Fudge wouldnt notice an MI agent standing in his room and pissing into his bed. Scrimgeour was uncomfortable with the thought of having anything with the muggles, he quickly shook of the minister at the start of the book too.

    Dumbledore on the other hand could pull off a wizard victory but he would bu unwilling..

    Voldemort would kill a few mall cops and unarmed policemen at first, get overconfident and die like a bitch the first time when he meets proper soldiers.

    Humans wouldnt be able to eradicate the wizards but they wouldnt try that, they would simply buy out the whole wizarding world, buildings, intellectual property, know-how etc. they would make an offer they couldnt refuse.
    >> Anonymous 11/25/10(Thu)01:21 No.12924527
    >>12924486
    >lopsided knolage
    >signifigantly fewer know what you just said.
    >wraping
    >refering

    I am sending you back to grade school for re-education.
    >> Dr. Baron von Evilsatan 11/25/10(Thu)01:23 No.12924552
    >>12924413

    "Ah Death Eaters, wonderful! A chance to see if my new idea works!"
    "Arthur, what did you do this time..."
    "I saw this delightful 'show' on the tevelisine-"
    "Television"
    "Yes, that one, about a large muggle who made exciting things out of broken things like I do. Except he decided, instead of improving his car to be invisible and fly, he would improve his car to be twenty stories tall and have arms and legs!"
    "Arthur, what-"
    "Also, some sort of automatic wand or magical amplifier or something, because the car could shoot all kinds of different magical blasts when you pressed the buttons and some of them were particularly interesting."
    "...Aurthur, by any chance, was the name of the car with legs 'Megas'?"
    "Yes, that was it! A wonderful idea!"
    "Everybody, out. Now."
    "But what about the-"
    "NOW!"
    >> Anonymous 11/25/10(Thu)01:23 No.12924556
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    I have nothing to contribute to the discussion. So, here's Fleur topless.
    >> Anonymous 11/25/10(Thu)01:23 No.12924559
    >>12924507

    He would instantly became a guarded VIP with his ass licked daily by crack whores in return of intel.
    >> Hank Pym !!A0/lWspso1i 11/25/10(Thu)01:24 No.12924563
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    Now that I think about, Arthur Weasly, Technomage, could pull a sweet Big O "Ye Guilty" moment on some suckers too. That'd be pretty cool.
    >> Anonymous 11/25/10(Thu)01:25 No.12924570
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    Wiping out a stagnant order of ass backwards magicians? Jolly good.
    >> Anonymous 11/25/10(Thu)01:25 No.12924573
    >>12924520
    >Dumbledore on the other hand could pull off a wizard victory but he would bu unwilling..

    I swear to God, you better mean victory as in "hey, we successfully ran the fuck away and aren't getting fucking killed anymore", because I swear if you're talking about "hur dur we defeat the government of Great Britain in a war" I will smack you through the internet.
    >> Dr. Baron von Evilsatan 11/25/10(Thu)01:28 No.12924607
    >>12924573

    A wizard and muggle war is inherently a zero-sum equation. No side can actually eliminate the other, and each side would take such colossal casualties in the process that they would literally never be in a situation where it would improve things.
    >> Anonymous 11/25/10(Thu)01:28 No.12924613
    >>12924573

    He COULD be underhanded as fuck and achieve atleast a local victory in england, being the most powerful living mage and shit but it would take a retarded english government too.

    Then lol as EU invades and occupies britain.


    Ad far as we know the muggles could have bigger standing armies as the whole wizarding population
    >> Anonymous 11/25/10(Thu)01:29 No.12924632
    >>12924520

    This, the two sides would have far more to gain working together then trying to kill each other in a war that would devastate the planet. Wizards have some totally crazy stuff to offer us. Their medical technology is totally crazy, they can regrow broken bones in hours, Phoenix Tears can cure the most virulent poison or almost anything short of death. Colonization of the Solar system would be a lot cheaper when you've got a space elevator based off a relay of levitation spells lifting stuff to orbit, or hell, just the NASA Wizarding Team turning a satellite into a one shot portkey. Hell all this is just stuff off the top of my head. I'm sure some enterprising wizard like the Weasly twins or some muggle businessman could make more money then god doing this stuff.
    >> Anonymous 11/25/10(Thu)01:32 No.12924654
    >>12924125


    Why would they? The average Wizard is pretty low tier on the scale and as shown between Malfoys and Harry's fights, really weak. They flung spells at each other and didn't achieve more than just pushing each other over. Modern firearms can have a range of 500 metres and enough force to blow through solid walls. Wizards in the Harry Potter setting are only sucessful at what they do because they are hidden and are kept so by a few muggles and the entire wizard world.

    I get the feeling that they are only kept around to keep things like thr Death Eaters in line whih require a specialised spell to defeat. Basilisks, ogres, werewolves and much less anything traditionally seen in a magic setting wouldn't stand its ground against a man with a weapon optimised to kill an elephant.
    >> Anonymous 11/25/10(Thu)01:32 No.12924661
    >>12924552

    We need drawfags. Now.
    >> Dr. Baron von Evilsatan 11/25/10(Thu)01:33 No.12924665
    >>12924613

    Dumbledore4 has the capacity and the patience to successfully effectively control English government, mostly through sheer subtlety and a handful of properly-placed Imperius curses. The thing is, why? You can't really do anything with it unless you want to blow your cover.

    Any wizard or witch megalomaniacal enough to want to take over the government would also be megalomaniacal enough to fuck it up. The wizards with the subtlety and patience to do so have no reason to do it, when it gains them nothign of value and costs them great deals of time and effort.
    >> Anonymous 11/25/10(Thu)01:34 No.12924678
    >>12924607

    but the knowledge of wizards would simply lead to their assimilation over time

    hell, pureblood wizardry and shit like that ARE disappearing, its implied that there were much more wizards back then with whole wizard villages and towns fileld with pureblood

    now even half-born and muggleborn mages has mainly muggle interests, like the kid whose name eludes me fapped over west ham, and people were generally muh closer to the muggle world than the previous generations

    by the time muggles start space travelling wizards will be a dying race, huddled around hogwarts and the last only-wizardry village, numering in the low hundreds and constantly reminiscng about their glory days
    >> Anonymous 11/25/10(Thu)01:35 No.12924685
    >>12924654

    Those two are essentially middle school children in an environment that has constant watch and protection.

    By the end they have explosion curses, slicing curses, mind altering curses, and all kinds of shit all over the place.

    We just never see any really heavy stuff until near the end because again, middle to highschool level.
    >> Anonymous 11/25/10(Thu)01:36 No.12924699
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    >>12924665

    As has been stated a number of times in this and other threads, wizards are for the most part, perfectly content to continue to live their lives in a world almost completely apart from that of the muggles. Bar a few crazies, they don't really have a motivation to go start killing muggles.
    >> Anonymous 11/25/10(Thu)01:37 No.12924715
    >>12924678

    Purebloods are dying out yes, but muggleborn and halfbloods keep replacing them.
    >> Anonymous 11/25/10(Thu)01:37 No.12924716
    >>12924678

    Nah, they just keep fucking more muggles. I mean lets look at the facts as of book 7.

    1. Fred and George have made cheap mass produced love potions.

    2. Muggles have no defense against love potions.

    3. There are hundreds of muggle borns in England anyway getting picked up so no one could tell the difference until decades later.

    Hell, in that situation I'd be apparating to a new village every night and fucking as many women as I can.
    >> Anonymous 11/25/10(Thu)01:38 No.12924721
    >>12924632

    they kept whining about this

    tehy dont want the muggles keep asking them for things or something like that

    so instead of creating something for the betterment of all of mankind they levitate feathers, fuck giants, fight velas, and fly on brooms
    >> Anonymous 11/25/10(Thu)01:40 No.12924744
    So, wait, why is everyone assuming that in a 'first contact' of sorts, that non-wizards would instantly try to kill all the wizards? I mean, wizards are still human beings, and given their relatively peaceful lifestyles and (in some cases) crazy awesome capabilities, wouldn't it just make more sense to try and integrate them into normal society?
    >> Anonymous 11/25/10(Thu)01:41 No.12924749
    >>12924721

    See

    >>12923628

    Last time wizards tried "Working for the betterment of mankind" it ended up blowing up in their faces, with people trying to burn wizards, or actually burning muggles they thought were wizards all over the place. They aren't doing this for the lulz.
    >> Anonymous 11/25/10(Thu)01:41 No.12924750
    >>12924716

    congratulations on the mass paranoia and the popular support of a witch hunt

    and unlike medieval witch hunts we have millions of men, millions of cameras, UAVs, satellites and other shit to dedicate for catching them

    >>12924715

    thats the point, muggleborn and halfborn arent that willing to leave their culture so in time wizardry would simply merge into mainstream culture
    >> Anonymous 11/25/10(Thu)01:42 No.12924767
    >>12924750

    >and unlike medieval witch hunts we have millions of men, millions of cameras, UAVs, satellites and other shit to dedicate for catching them

    Not like thats done them any good so far.
    >> Anonymous 11/25/10(Thu)01:44 No.12924779
    >>12924744

    This. Its not like we run off to kill everyone in State A because some crazy there went up to State B and murdered five guys.
    >> Anonymous 11/25/10(Thu)01:45 No.12924790
    >>12924749

    That was 500 years ago. There were much more wizards back then and muggles were more backwards.

    Current day muggles are stylin' hard on wizards.
    >> Anonymous 11/25/10(Thu)01:45 No.12924799
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    >this thread
    >> Anonymous 11/25/10(Thu)01:46 No.12924805
    >>12924790

    I'll agree with this. Lets be honest /tg/, if you found out that wizards were actually real, you'd think they were pretty cool.
    >> Anonymous 11/25/10(Thu)01:48 No.12924838
    >>12924767

    Because they arent searching them now, duh.

    If the wizards tried anything fishy they would get their as handed to them.

    muggles coult afford to shit england full with CCTV cams, UAVS, solar-powered stratospheric flyers etc.

    The wizards have one school and one hospital in england, count their manpower
    >> Anonymous 11/25/10(Thu)01:49 No.12924845
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    >>12924744
    You, just don't know human history. Every single time a human has come into contact with another human of different anything, their first thought is "what is this thing and I can i use it to my advantage?"

    If you don't understand, here's a picture.
    >> Anonymous 11/25/10(Thu)01:50 No.12924854
    >>12924805

    then it would turn into fear and "A WIZARD DID IT" paranoia soon, especially if we learn about death eathers
    >> Anonymous 11/25/10(Thu)01:51 No.12924867
    SCYAR NILA BUCKINGHAM PALACE
    >> Anonymous 11/25/10(Thu)01:52 No.12924870
    >>12924845

    Exactly, wizards have something that we don't: Magic.
    We can't use magic, so we'd have to cooperate with them until we found out a way how. It's too valuable to pass up.
    And I think a mass enslaving of wizards would be both frowned upon by the global community and completely ineffectual due to FUCKIN' MAGIC.
    >> Anonymous 11/25/10(Thu)01:55 No.12924894
    >>12924870
    I was thinking more along the lines of killing an entire inhabited continent of people of a different color in the picture.
    >> Anonymous 11/25/10(Thu)01:59 No.12924924
    >>12924845
    worst troll pic ever
    >> Anonymous 11/25/10(Thu)02:02 No.12924973
    >>12924607
    Will you shutup already? Humans would win that war because the wizards would almost be wiped out to the last man. There wouldn't be anywhere left for them to hide if everyone was trying to kill them.
    >> Anonymous 11/25/10(Thu)02:09 No.12925058
    >>12924744
    Because there are a bunch of mary sue loving fags who insist Harry Potter wizards would just magically defeat us even though their magic is clearly not superior to a bullet. It's annoying. Also, most of the wizards are assholes who unrightfully believe themselves to be our betters. This must be corrected.
    >> Anonymous 11/25/10(Thu)02:10 No.12925068
    >>12924924
    Not even broham. That's the real deal.
    >> Anonymous 11/25/10(Thu)02:13 No.12925093
    >>12924894
    I'm guessing you're a nigger or a liberal. Because what you said was stupid. So stupid.
    >> Anonymous 11/25/10(Thu)02:14 No.12925107
    >>12925068
    As in it really is a terrible troll pic.

    It failed for me at "Britain moved away when it had better things to do".
    >> Anonymous 11/25/10(Thu)02:14 No.12925110
    >>12925093
    Prove what I said in any way is wrong.
    >> Anonymous 11/25/10(Thu)02:15 No.12925121
    Voldemort and a bunch of Death Eaters, if they were smart, would use mind control and Apparation to get themselves into a missile sub and initiate a nuclear war.

    No one would even know about the wizards and the nuclear powers would be at each others' throats.
    >> Anonymous 11/25/10(Thu)02:16 No.12925126
    >>12925107
    America couldn't even conquer Canda.

    CANADA for goodness sake's.

    And yeah, Britain had other shit going on. There are more wars than just the American ones, bronator.
    >> Anonymous 11/25/10(Thu)02:39 No.12925365
    Protip: Voldemort put the last Horcrux on the gold disc that went up with the voyager space probe.
    >> Anonymous 11/25/10(Thu)02:41 No.12925375
    >>12921623

    Niko?
    >> Anonymous 11/25/10(Thu)02:56 No.12925513
    >>12925365

    no, he was retarded

    if he had any common sense he would've made a pebble into a horcrux and throw it into the sea

    problem solved
    >> Anonymous 11/25/10(Thu)02:56 No.12925516
    I think most people who say that the wizards could win against the muggles simply be subverting muggle technology forget that the wizards largely don't have a clue about modern technology.

    Sure, hijacking a bio-weapons lab is a brilliant idea, but you are using meta-knowledge. Wizards have trouble even comprehending mundane muggle artifacts; the idea they can make the quantum leap and start subverting advanced tech is not only unlikely, but also flies in the face of their pride. If they have to use muggle tech to win, then they have just undermined years of magical studies and centuries of self-aggrandizement. No wizard could accept that, not even the "good" ones. They'll go down with their wands in hand...

    Seriously, Potter discussion is always more enjoyable when you replace wand with wang.
    >> Anonymous 11/25/10(Thu)03:05 No.12925579
    >>12924845
    What? Jealous?
    We took advantage of, and even encouraged disease as a way to exterminate Indians.

    But seriously, we have been historically pretty awful. Although, if you come from a European country, odds are your countrymen hate foreigners as much or more than we do.

    I can't defend what my country has done, not really, but I will back our foreign policy, because I don't really find the rest of the world trust worthy. That's the issue really. It would be nice to Koombya and all, but you just can't trust people. It's always something. Like fucking North Korea. Or Russia.
    >> Anonymous 11/25/10(Thu)03:06 No.12925587
    >>12925513
    http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5782108/1/Harry_Potter_and_the_Methods_of_Rationality

    It was a reference to this story, where most of the characters are much more three dimensional than in the originals
    >> Anonymous 11/25/10(Thu)03:07 No.12925600
    >>12925513
    And then it erodes into nothing and is essentially destroyed?

    Trying to figure out your thinking here...
    >> Anonymous 11/25/10(Thu)03:38 No.12925878
    >>12925600

    >pebble

    >eroding

    High school geology?



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