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"So, I zoom in, and I see the guy holding these 5 rockets, four of which we know to be nukes, and there's debris being flung at mach 7 by the defensive rail-guns all around them as Von Braun tries to shoot him down and I think: Fuck it, why don't I just cut the fucking arm, holding the nukes off?"
"Just like that?" one guy in the crowd asks.
"Sure, why not? I mean, it's like 6 meter's long, the part I'm aiming for is about 2 or 3, I mean sure you don't have long to aim, but what the hell, you only need one shot right? So I line up, and I can see Bossman riding on the back, spraying it with headvulcans but whatever, because I don't have any time for that, so I line up my lance and I... joust. I can feel it's a good hit, I don't see it, but I know that yeah, I got him. Of course, by this point I've got so much velocity that it's not until I reached the OTHER guys at the Resource Sat where the op started that I actually stop!"
More laughing. Now, what Zolomon didn't know is that five people in the crowd were recording this with their camera-phones. Three hours later, Zolomon was an internet sensation.
Thank fuck he didn't tell anything classified. |