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    7 KB Anonymous 12/05/10(Sun)20:35 No.13043740  
    If you post in this thread, I shall assign you a character concept that you must use the next time the chance arises, even though you don't want to.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/10(Sun)20:36 No.13043756
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    Got a campaign coming up, need some ideas.

    Come at me, bro.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/10(Sun)20:36 No.13043759
    Fuck yes.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/10(Sun)20:37 No.13043770
    >>13043756

    A narcoleptic dwarf barbarian.

    >>13043759

    A halfling rogue that pretends to be a mummy.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/10(Sun)20:37 No.13043771
    rolled 64, 44, 6 = 114

    Bring it on.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/10(Sun)20:38 No.13043783
    For reference, I play Planescape
    >> Anonymous 12/05/10(Sun)20:38 No.13043784
    Well, given my inability to come up with characters on my own, this could work to my advantage.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/10(Sun)20:38 No.13043792
    >>13043770
    Fuck yes.

    I'M GOIN' TA GUT YE LIKE THE WORTHLESS... zzzzzzz

    Badass.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/10(Sun)20:38 No.13043793
    Hit me.
    >> Bloodaxe Deathfist 12/05/10(Sun)20:39 No.13043796
    Whatcha got?
    >> Anonymous 12/05/10(Sun)20:39 No.13043797
    >>13043771

    A human monk who gets a tattoo of every species he's ever KO'd.

    >>13043783

    An elven wizard on a quest to become an ooze.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/10(Sun)20:39 No.13043803
    I promise I won't use it.

    Because fuck you.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/10(Sun)20:39 No.13043808
    Gimmie one.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/10(Sun)20:39 No.13043811
    Bring it. I play DnD, Rogue Trader and Star Wars D6. Hit me with your best
    >> Anonymous 12/05/10(Sun)20:39 No.13043812
    Toss it at me nigger
    >> Anonymous 12/05/10(Sun)20:39 No.13043820
    >>13043784

    A gnome paladin with mutton chops.

    >>13043793

    A half-elf cleric who worships himself.

    A half-orc fighter with a secret love for perfumes and jewelry.

    >>13043796
    >> Anonymous 12/05/10(Sun)20:40 No.13043828
    lets see what ya got.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/10(Sun)20:40 No.13043834
    This should be good.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/10(Sun)20:41 No.13043843
    >>13043759
    >>13043770

    I'm picturing a sneaky rogue that avoids social contact with the rest of the group. Threatening to curse their bloodlines for eternity if they so much as think about stoping her quest for mad loots.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/10(Sun)20:41 No.13043850
    rolled 94, 14, 69 = 177

    >>13043797
    >tattoos, tattoos everywhere

    I like this. Where should I put the dragon tat?
    >> Anonymous 12/05/10(Sun)20:41 No.13043856
    might as well
    >> Anonymous 12/05/10(Sun)20:42 No.13043865
    Let's see what you've got tuffguy
    >> Anonymous 12/05/10(Sun)20:42 No.13043869
    >>13043803

    A human bard who's out to avenge his broken lute.

    >>13043808

    An elven fighter who wields a nunchuk and a tower shield.

    >>13043811

    A gnome druid who's allergic to animals.

    >>13043812

    A warforged barbarian looking for an artist to give him a badass paintjob.

    >>13043828

    A human paladin that thinks everyone is attracted to him.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/10(Sun)20:42 No.13043871
    >>13043820
    ahahaha

    I'm so using that. Many thanks OP.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/10(Sun)20:43 No.13043890
    >A human bard who's out to avenge his broken lute.
    Did that already.
    Next.
    >> Heresymaker 12/05/10(Sun)20:45 No.13043906
    >>13043740

    COME AT ME BRO!
    >> Anonymous 12/05/10(Sun)20:45 No.13043919
    Do you also do 40K?
    >> Anonymous 12/05/10(Sun)20:45 No.13043920
    >>13043834

    A dwarf cleric transvestite.

    >>13043856

    A gnome sorcerer who makes conspiracy theories about everything the party encounters.

    >>13043865

    A human paladin on a BMX.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/10(Sun)20:46 No.13043924
    OP, are you... are you high?
    >> Anonymous 12/05/10(Sun)20:47 No.13043931
    I could use some WoD ideas, OP.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/10(Sun)20:47 No.13043932
    I play Dark Heresy. Hook me up.
    >> The Rouge !cpL.vkuD66 12/05/10(Sun)20:47 No.13043935
    I'm going to be in a campaign runnning the Wild Cards: Sons of the Gun setting.

    If you're unfamilliar: cursed, awesome guns. Western. Steampunk. Card playing metaphors. Old Scratch.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/10(Sun)20:47 No.13043938
    Asexual mage cursed as a result of pact with daemon to become succubus/incubus. Hates his new job.
    >> Sachiel 12/05/10(Sun)20:48 No.13043944
    Shoot me up.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/10(Sun)20:48 No.13043945
    >>13043890

    An elven wizard that's a pathologic liar.

    >>13043919

    A space marine who recites a haiku after every battle. (Sorry man, don't know any 40 k :( )
    >> Anonymous 12/05/10(Sun)20:48 No.13043947
    I'm not DMing next week, bring it!
    >> Anonymous 12/05/10(Sun)20:49 No.13043956
    >>13043931
    A Half-orc ranger who insists that one of the other party members is his animal companion.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/10(Sun)20:49 No.13043961
    We might be switching campaigns, come at me bro.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/10(Sun)20:49 No.13043963
    Hit me with a concept, but make it human since my group won't be playing D&D any time soon.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/10(Sun)20:50 No.13043966
    One for me bro?
    >> Anonymous 12/05/10(Sun)20:50 No.13043968
    >>13043956
    >WoD
    Still made me laugh, thanks.
    >> Nemi 12/05/10(Sun)20:50 No.13043969
    hit me
    >> Anonymous 12/05/10(Sun)20:50 No.13043971
    Dungeons and Dragons vet here, give me your... Not worst, but go ahead and give me something juicy.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/10(Sun)20:51 No.13043973
    you got nothin on me
    >> Anonymous 12/05/10(Sun)20:51 No.13043985
    Dark heresyfag here. Go right ahead.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/10(Sun)20:51 No.13043987
    Serial barber! Elf who has sworn vengance against all dwarves. He knocks them unconscious and gives them fate worse than death - shaves them!
    >> Anonymous 12/05/10(Sun)20:51 No.13043988
    >>13043968
    A Malk who is obssessed with convincing people he is perfectly sane and normal, to the point of insanity.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/10(Sun)20:52 No.13043989
    Starting a new campaign next week. AD&D. Give me your best shot, bucko
    >> Anonymous 12/05/10(Sun)20:52 No.13043990
    Hit me!
    >> Anonymous 12/05/10(Sun)20:52 No.13043997
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    >> Anonymous 12/05/10(Sun)20:52 No.13043998
    >>13043924

    A halfling ranger who only ever asks questions.

    >>13043931

    Uhm. An inquisitor with a Sherlock Holmes hat.

    >>13043935


    A ventrue that faints at the sight of blood.

    >>13043932

    A human rogue who wants to open up a steampunk barbershop.

    >>13043944

    An elven fighter with bulemia.

    >>13043947

    A dwarf monk who only uses headbutts.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/10(Sun)20:53 No.13044000
    Give me something for Deathwatch.
    >> This Motherfucker 12/05/10(Sun)20:53 No.13044003
    Do me!
    >> Anonymous 12/05/10(Sun)20:54 No.13044013
    Lay it on me, but please know that I lost a bet and only run little girl PCs. So if it's not that, I can't run it.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/10(Sun)20:54 No.13044017
    >>13043985
    I'll be nice, seeing as how ya don't know 40k - feel free to change mine to a D&D concept.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/10(Sun)20:54 No.13044021
    ASSIGN ME
    >> Anonymous 12/05/10(Sun)20:54 No.13044023
    Fantasy, system unspecified. Preferably monster race.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/10(Sun)20:55 No.13044027
    >>13044003
    A Halfling mage with an Oedipus complex and norman bates style mommy issues.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/10(Sun)20:55 No.13044030
    >A human rogue who wants to open up a steampunk barbershop.

    I can do it.Thanks.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/10(Sun)20:55 No.13044033
    Lay it on me, brochacho.
    >> Xanthis 12/05/10(Sun)20:55 No.13044034
    I'M READY SIR
    >> Anonymous 12/05/10(Sun)20:56 No.13044042
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    >> Anonymous 12/05/10(Sun)20:56 No.13044044
    Hit me with your best shot
    >> Anonymous 12/05/10(Sun)20:57 No.13044048
    >>13043740
    Hit me OP.
    >>   12/05/10(Sun)20:57 No.13044053
      
    >> Anonymous 12/05/10(Sun)20:57 No.13044054
    Lay it on me~
    >> Anonymous 12/05/10(Sun)20:57 No.13044063
    >>13044042
    A Lizardman Ice mage, who falls asleep when he casts because he is cold blooded.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/10(Sun)20:58 No.13044073
    >>13043961

    A halfling fighter who's a nutjob about health and keeping the rest of the party in good shape.

    >>13043963

    A human wizard with severe dyslexia.

    >>13043966

    A dwarf ranger that just stopped caring.

    >>13043969

    A half-orc barbarian who gets angry if you criticize his bad culinary skills.

    >>13043971

    An elf paladin that wears only purple.

    >>13043973

    A half-elf sorcerer that's into graffiti.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/10(Sun)20:58 No.13044078
    Something Pathfinder related?
    >> Anonymous 12/05/10(Sun)20:59 No.13044081
    >>13044073
    I lol'd at the dwarf ranger
    >> Anonymous 12/05/10(Sun)20:59 No.13044084
    LAY IT ON ME, OP.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/10(Sun)20:59 No.13044085
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    >>13043740

    Throw an idea at me.

    But I warn you: I'm not very picky.
    >> FUCKUTADOR, THE AVATAR OF DISSAPOINTMENT AND RAGE 12/05/10(Sun)20:59 No.13044087
    Go for it
    >> Anonymous 12/05/10(Sun)21:01 No.13044103
    Jeez, I've posted in this thread twice and been ignored, give me a fucking character already
    >> Alpharius 12/05/10(Sun)21:02 No.13044118
    BRING IT BITCH.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/10(Sun)21:02 No.13044124
    >>13044103
    A Blackguard who fell to his vile state after complaining his domain spells weren't as good as the Cleric's.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/10(Sun)21:03 No.13044127
    How convenient, my group is starting new adventure next week, and I'll actually be playing instead of DMing this time.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/10(Sun)21:03 No.13044128
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    Ok why not, do me.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/10(Sun)21:03 No.13044131
    Hit me up with the grandest character to grace the stars.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/10(Sun)21:03 No.13044132
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    Surprise me.
    >> Gluton 12/05/10(Sun)21:03 No.13044133
    I admire your commitment OP, That is if you reply to EVERYONE'S posts.
    >> CommissarMega !!EJmdGZdQ+SD 12/05/10(Sun)21:03 No.13044136
    My goal is to try every race/class/template ect. At least once.
    So come at me bro.
    >> The Emperor of Mankind 12/05/10(Sun)21:03 No.13044140
    Im a real man and therefor have no fear of your concepts.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/10(Sun)21:04 No.13044146
    Non-fantasy concept, semi-modern setting, no non-humans.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/10(Sun)21:07 No.13044171
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    >>13044140
    >Im a real man
    >Im real
    >The Emperor of Mankind
    >> Anonymous 12/05/10(Sun)21:07 No.13044173
    >>13043740
    Come at me bro
    >> Anonymous 12/05/10(Sun)21:08 No.13044183
    >>13044171
    Forgot to clear my name field.
    >> JC 12/05/10(Sun)21:09 No.13044186
    Yo mate. I'm running a Mouse Guard game in a few weeks. Like five players vs a squad of weasels that've taken over a town. Give me an NPC and I will work him in, guaranteed.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/10(Sun)21:09 No.13044196
    lets do it.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/10(Sun)21:09 No.13044200
    >>13044186
    A rat who was the runt of the litter and was raised to believe he was just a very, very ugly mouse.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/10(Sun)21:10 No.13044210
    >>13043985

    A kobold ranger with a boomerang.

    >>13043989

    A halfling fighter that wears stilts into battle.

    >>13043990

    A human necromancer who only animates women.

    >>13044000

    A gnome bard who always knows what to say. But he's mute.

    >>13044003

    A half-orc rogue who steals from the poor and gives to the rich.

    >>13044013

    An elven girl that pads her clothes and wears a fake beard to appear dwarven. Wizard.

    >>13044021

    A human sorcerer who insists on wearing plate armor.

    >>13044023

    A dwarf cleric who is a nice guy for the most part BUT GODDAMN DOES HE FUCKING HATE RIDDLES

    >>13044033

    A dwarf fighter who doesn't like the dirty lifestyle of the dwarves and wishes he was an elf.

    >>13044034

    A human bard who refuses to wears clothes.

    >>13044042

    A dwarf paladin who likes nothing more than to carry a rider into battle on his back.

    >>13044044

    A halfling bard who always plays his fiddle at inappropriate moments.

    >>13044048

    A gnome fighter who's runs away screaming at the sight of birds.

    >>13044053

    A half-orc rogue that wears only the baggiest pants.

    >>13044054

    A gnome paladin that belives seduction is the best way. Always.

    >>13044078

    A human fighter/mage that can never decide whether magic or martial arts is the way to go.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/10(Sun)21:10 No.13044212
    Okay, now I'm just curious. I'll bite.
    >> JC 12/05/10(Sun)21:10 No.13044213
    >>13044200
    shit. deal.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/10(Sun)21:11 No.13044229
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    >>13044128

    (OP, this was my post, so you can skip this post if you did that one by the time i'm done writing this.)


    I can understand if all the requests are catching up to you, but I'm doing a one-shot this friday with a guy who I'm pretty sure has never GMd before, but says he's ben planning a campaign.

    I have no clue what system or setting it will be, so I'll adapt your concept to fit.

    also: If this pic makes you lol/you save it to your reaction folder, you HAVE to do a concept for me,
    >> Anonymous 12/05/10(Sun)21:11 No.13044233
    COME AT ME BRO.

    Dark Sun 4th ed.

    Pathfinder with eberron as the setting

    Pathfinder with old faerun as the setting, no epic heroes too lazy to do the work around.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/10(Sun)21:12 No.13044237
    >>13044210
    >elfaboo dwarf
    Oh god yes.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/10(Sun)21:12 No.13044238
    >>13044210
    >An elven girl that pads her clothes and wears a fake beard to appear dwarven. Wizard.

    Uh... okay. Thank you.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/10(Sun)21:14 No.13044261
    I play 2nd Edition D&D and am currently playing a gnome illusionists that acts like the Booty Warrior. Come at me.
    >> Shakomatic !wbFARAOuZ6 12/05/10(Sun)21:15 No.13044270
    we shall see
    >> Anonymous 12/05/10(Sun)21:16 No.13044292
    Is OP still doing this? I'd like to see what I might get. It's almost like Christmas, except over the internet.

    And it could also be malevolent.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/10(Sun)21:17 No.13044298
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    DUDE! DUDE! DUDE!
    >> Anonymous 12/05/10(Sun)21:19 No.13044320
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    LETS DO THIS.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/10(Sun)21:19 No.13044322
    I got the dwarf ranger who doesn't care anymore as my last one... now I'm thinking he needs a sidekick
    >> Cobalt [TA] 12/05/10(Sun)21:19 No.13044323
    >>13044210
    A lot of these are interesting, but mine is just asking to fail. Wearing plate armor as a sorcerer sounds like bad news bears.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/10(Sun)21:20 No.13044335
    >A half-orc fighter with a secret love for perfumes and jewelry.

    Fucking stolen.

    (Sage for irrelevance to topic)
    >> Concrete 12/05/10(Sun)21:21 No.13044345
    My body is ready.
    >> Xanthis 12/05/10(Sun)21:21 No.13044354
    c\could you possibly maybe think of some sthing for the grimdark future of roguetrader or Dark Heresy?
    >> Anonymous 12/05/10(Sun)21:22 No.13044359
    All right, I'm ready!
    >> Anonymous 12/05/10(Sun)21:22 No.13044364
    Posting before reading through the entire thread for ideas in case OP is out like a light.
    >> lute 12/05/10(Sun)21:23 No.13044376
    Dude, yes. Hit me up.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/10(Sun)21:24 No.13044386
    this was an awesome thread, thank you OP
    >> Anonymous 12/05/10(Sun)21:24 No.13044387
    >Give me something for Deathwatch.
    >A gnome bard who always knows what to say. But he's mute.

    I don't think that's a really good idea.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/10(Sun)21:24 No.13044391
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    op gone?


    >Fixictur thinkers
    good idea captcha! someone else fix the problem by posting your own if yo get a good idea. BUT YOU HAVE TO STATE THAT YOU ARE NOT OP
    >> Anonymous 12/05/10(Sun)21:25 No.13044400
    >>13044391
    Fuck off. OP is working hard.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/10(Sun)21:26 No.13044413
    >>13044387
    SquatMarine? Why yes, okay.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/10(Sun)21:26 No.13044414
    What should I play in Pathfinder?
    >> Anonymous 12/05/10(Sun)21:26 No.13044422
    HOWVERYINTERESTING I WISH TO JOIN
    >> Anonymous 12/05/10(Sun)21:27 No.13044428
    >>13044084

    A gnome wizard who tries to capture and collect every bug he finds, no matter how big.

    >>13044085

    A human barbarian that refuses to cut his hair.

    >>13044087

    A halfling bard who makes obnoxious nicknames for everyone he meets.

    >>13044103

    A dwarf barbarian who's (secretly) a vegetarian.

    >>13044118

    A human rogue who wants to climb every tall thing he comes across. Even creatures.

    >>13044124

    A halfling fighter who believes he's the god of fertility.

    >>13044127

    A gnome sorcerer that will never travel uphill unless carried.

    >>13044128

    A human paladin that's never directly confrontational, only passive aggressive.

    >>13044131

    A half-orc bard who calls himself the Swan King.

    >>13044132

    A gnome rogue that places a trap in every tenth door he walks past.

    >>13044133

    A half-orc rogue that never goes sneaking without getting drunk.

    >>13044136

    An elven bard who can't for the life of him stay still.

    >>13044140

    An elven fighter that makes up for his inability to grow beards by cutting them off his fallen enemies and gluing them to himself.

    >>13044146

    A half-elf wizard with a heart of gold. And teeth to match.

    >>13044173

    A human druid that's never impressed. Ever.

    >>13044183

    A human sorcerer that makes fun of the less fortunate at every given opportunity.

    >>13044186

    A human rogue that never steals things, but hides and rearranges objects in every house he ever visits.

    >>13044196

    A human fighter that never uses the same weapon twice.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/10(Sun)21:27 No.13044434
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    LET'S HEAR IT BOY.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/10(Sun)21:28 No.13044438
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    >>13044413
    A squat with a powerarmour like this? HELL YEAH!
    >> Anonymous 12/05/10(Sun)21:29 No.13044455
    >>13044146
    >>13044428
    WTF OP? Half-elf wizard? modern setting, everyone is human, no magic. Your character concept is irrelevant.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/10(Sun)21:29 No.13044457
    >>13044391
    Holy shit, my image macro still exists!

    That makes me happier than I can say.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/10(Sun)21:30 No.13044459
    >Mouse Guard game
    >A human rogue

    Seriously.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/10(Sun)21:30 No.13044464
    gimme somthin good
    >> Ianadar, the Paladin of Derp Anonymous 12/05/10(Sun)21:31 No.13044474
    Alright, I'm tapped on ideas. Let's see what you got.
    >> BLARGH!!! 12/05/10(Sun)21:31 No.13044479
    herro

    NPC counts?
    >> Anonymous 12/05/10(Sun)21:32 No.13044483
    >>13044434
    Dark Heresy btw.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/10(Sun)21:32 No.13044491
    fine with me
    >> Anonymous 12/05/10(Sun)21:35 No.13044520
    All right give me one, lets do this
    >> Anonymous 12/05/10(Sun)21:36 No.13044530
    >>13044196
    >
    A human fighter that never uses the same weapon twice.


    I'm so down with this.

    Thanks OP.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/10(Sun)21:37 No.13044543
    Aight. Your domain constraint is "furry". Hit me.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/10(Sun)21:37 No.13044547
    Lay it on me.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/10(Sun)21:37 No.13044550
    >>13044459

    Not OP but, you don't think you could some how play a human in mouseguard that has been shrunk to mouse size by some crazy wizard magic?
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    Any chance I could get an Improvised Weapons guy?
    >> Anonymous 12/05/10(Sun)21:38 No.13044558
    >mfw I got skipped
    >> Anonymous 12/05/10(Sun)21:38 No.13044569
    Hit me with your best shot. I'll add it to the list. Please consider that this will most likely be in a fantasy setting (DnD 3.5)
    >> Anonymous 12/05/10(Sun)21:39 No.13044581
    >>13044550
    Cursed by a witch to live as a mouse? Okay, fine.

    Now explain the gnome in a Deathwatch game and the mage in the modern setting without magic, humans only, please. :p
    >> Anonymous 12/05/10(Sun)21:40 No.13044594
    HIT ME!
    >> Anonymous 12/05/10(Sun)21:41 No.13044602
    >>13044594

    Fantasy Setting btw.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/10(Sun)21:43 No.13044617
    I've been skipped TWICE now. >_>
    >> Anonymous 12/05/10(Sun)21:43 No.13044621
    Not OP, but i'd like to point out that he said nothing about listening to domain constraints.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/10(Sun)21:44 No.13044630
    >>13044621

    Doesn't mean he won't take them into account if given them.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/10(Sun)21:47 No.13044659
    Let's see what you got, OP.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/10(Sun)21:49 No.13044684
    I'm thinking the post after this will be the last one for tonight, I'll try to do this again some other time! You guys have been great. If someone else wants to take over, please do :)

    >>13044233

    A halfling rogue that doesn't pickpocket, but rather leaves things in the pockets of others.

    >>13044261

    A human druid that dyes his entire body in a different color every week.

    >>13044270

    A human monk with the dream to become the fastest man alive.

    >>13044292

    A half-elf rogue that's VERY keen on keeping his identity secret for no real reason.

    >>13044298

    An elven barbarian that's never sure this is a good idea.

    >>13044320

    A half-elf barbarian who thinks the rest of you guys worry too much, this doesn't look like such a big deal!

    >>13044322

    A human fighter that doesn't believe in magic and insists it's all just smoke and mirrors.

    >>13044345

    A half-elf wizard that always likes to point out trivial details that have no signifigance whatsoever.

    >>13044354

    A human cleric that must bathe or wash after every battle, no matter how small.

    >>13044359

    An elven rogue that likes to dress up his fallen enemies in embarrassing clothes.

    >>13044364

    A human wizard that's so insecure that he always asks his familiar for advice.

    >>13044376

    A dwarf cleric that always talks in symbolic language.

    >>13044386

    A half-elf monk who despises music.

    >>13044391

    A half-elf paladin who always apologizes when killing his enemies.

    >>13044400

    A dwarf fighter who likes to eat leather.

    >>13044413

    A gnome wizard that complains how things were always a lot better in the oldern days.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/10(Sun)21:50 No.13044703
    Alright OP, bring it on
    >> Anonymous 12/05/10(Sun)21:50 No.13044706
    >>13044414

    A halfling wizard that makes annoying sound effects for every spell he casts.

    >>13044422

    A half-elf wizard who names every landmark the party comes across after himself.

    >>13044434

    A human rogue that always tries to make things seem more mysterious and exciting than they really are.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/10(Sun)21:51 No.13044720
    Bring it on OP.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/10(Sun)21:52 No.13044735
    please help OP
    >> Anonymous 12/05/10(Sun)21:52 No.13044736
    >>13044684
    >A human fighter that doesn't believe in magic and insists it's all just smoke and mirrors.
    Glorious. I must use this.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/10(Sun)21:52 No.13044743
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    I'm ready for you OP.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/10(Sun)21:53 No.13044749
    lolwut
    >> Anonymous 12/05/10(Sun)21:53 No.13044754
    Penis.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/10(Sun)21:54 No.13044763
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    >>13044457
    >> Anonymous 12/05/10(Sun)21:54 No.13044767
    >>13044720
    >>13044735
    >>13044743

    http://seventhsanctum.com/generate.php?Genname=quickchar

    Since OP won't be here anymore.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/10(Sun)21:54 No.13044768
    Joining a gestalt campaign that's running next semester. Hit me OP.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/10(Sun)21:54 No.13044770
    Let's go then!
    >> Anonymous 12/05/10(Sun)21:55 No.13044776
    If I ever play DnD I swear I'll use the concept you give me.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/10(Sun)21:55 No.13044779
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    I hate myself for not being able to continue. I never thought this thread would garner this much attention but if I continue now I'll just get stale.

    I feel fucking awful for not being able to do all of you guys. If someone else out there is willing to continue, please do! This is a lot of fun once you get going.

    Night, guys.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/10(Sun)21:55 No.13044787
    hit me, OP
    >> Newfag 12/05/10(Sun)21:56 No.13044791
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    It's me from the viable grappler thread a few days ago.
    I play Mouse Guard, DnD 3.5/Pathfinder.

    >sister derperry
    Indeed, she can be a little ignorant of her surroundings.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/10(Sun)21:57 No.13044816
    >>13044779
    May you dream of the offbeat adventures of this quirky cast of characters.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/10(Sun)21:59 No.13044834
    Archive this shit. There's so many ideas here I'd like to use some day.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/10(Sun)22:02 No.13044876
    >>13043869
    OH GOD WARFORGED BAREBARIANS WITH RACING STRIPES AND FLAMES AND DICE AND CHECKERS EVERYWHERE! ALSO EXAUSTPIPES COMING OUT OF HIS BACK HIS ADDICTION IS SPEED SO ALL HIS MAGIC ITEMS AND ENTIRE SET UP IS TO MAKE HIMSELF FASTER SO HE CAN GET TO THE COMBAT FASTER! THIS IS AMAZING!

    >>13043920
    >mfw when you work it so that at the end of the adventure it turns out that the Gnome crazy theories where all true and that he's actually a psion, but he didn't know he was, who only thinks he's a sorcerer and all his psionic abilities mimic spells he's seen/heard of other socerecers casting.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/10(Sun)22:03 No.13044900
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    Serve me up.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/10(Sun)22:04 No.13044901
    Deliver thine worst, heathen. I shall not be swayed by your paltry jests.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/10(Sun)22:04 No.13044908
    rolling?
    >> Sasha !ApPkmtJbAE 12/05/10(Sun)22:05 No.13044922
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    Hit me.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/10(Sun)22:06 No.13044937
    >>13044834
    Your request is an order.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/10(Sun)22:07 No.13044963
    >>13044922

    Sentient TARDIS? With a broken dematerialization circuit?
    >> Kreetn !TROLlvzGSU 12/05/10(Sun)22:09 No.13044986
    ????????
    >> Anonymous 12/05/10(Sun)22:10 No.13044995
    http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/13043740/


    Archived
    >> Anonymous 12/05/10(Sun)22:12 No.13045015
    rolled 23 = 23

    Make it something my player can encounter.
    >> Newfag 12/05/10(Sun)22:12 No.13045016
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    >>13044791
    ...and it seems i'm too late. sadness.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/10(Sun)22:13 No.13045039
    COME AT ME BRO.

    I -enjoy- role-playing challenges.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/10(Sun)22:14 No.13045046
    > A human wizard that's so insecure that he always asks his familiar for advice.

    Fuck yes. Doing this. Thanks OP!
    >> Anonymous 12/05/10(Sun)22:14 No.13045057
    OP GIVE ME A CHARACTER I WILL LOVE YOU FOREVER.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/10(Sun)22:17 No.13045085
    I have a Shadowrun game in just under a week.

    Ideas?
    >> Anonymous 12/05/10(Sun)22:18 No.13045090
    >>13045057
    Well I'm not OP but

    A Halfling bard that refers to his class as "Jester" and tells jokes any time he can get a word in edgewise
    >> Gluton 12/05/10(Sun)22:19 No.13045109
    >>13044876

    >OH GOD WARFORGED BAREBARIANS WITH RACING STRIPES AND FLAMES AND DICE AND CHECKERS EVERYWHERE!

    You can play a tiny alive version of Megas XLR!
    >> Tempest !StOrMTcTOY 12/05/10(Sun)22:20 No.13045114
    Someone gimme a 40k character.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/10(Sun)22:22 No.13045138
    >>13043740
    Star wars clone wars game coming up in a few weeks. Just make it female please.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/10(Sun)22:25 No.13045179
    >>13044736
    As a DM I would probbly give the character something like spell resistance, or else sometimes randomly fudge dice rolls slightly just for him, and if he manages to live long enough to get to a pretty high level increase it to the point where he's nigh immune to all magic because he know's 100% that it's all a load of bullshit to the point that a wizard could drop a hail of meteorites on him that levels a city around him and be completely unharmed and unphased as he looks around at the destruction around him and is like "Yeah, that was a pretty neat trick, totally haven't seen it before a million times."

    Alternatively, Female fighter with dark skin who after the same event as the smoke clears and the Wizard is patting himself on the back he hears a voice cut through the silence of the aftermath of his spell and that voice says. "Uh uh, OH NO YOU DID'NT! OH NO YOU DID NOT JUST DROP NO HAILFIRE ON SHANIKWA ROKAHNJA, BOOOOYY I DON'T WANT TA BEAT'CHO ASS BUT YOU BE MAKING ME!"
    >> Anonymous 12/05/10(Sun)22:27 No.13045196
    >A half-elf wizard who names every landmark the party comes across after himself.

    N'Il Ar M'Stron

    Why, thank you OP.

    I accept.

    >for alluxers

    Problem, Captcha?
    >> Anonymous 12/05/10(Sun)22:30 No.13045216
    >>13044768
    Here. Seriously tempted to use the Warforged who wants a paintjob.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/10(Sun)22:33 No.13045239
    COME AT ME, BRO.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/10(Sun)22:34 No.13045255
    ROWWWWLAN
    >> Anonymous 12/05/10(Sun)22:36 No.13045276
    Sure, why not.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/10(Sun)22:37 No.13045280
    >>13045114
    A nobleborn Guardsman that thinks of himself as a big damn hero, defender of the oppressed. He speaks only in capital letters, and has a tendency to leap on things and make hammy speeches/pronouncements.
    He acts chivalrous and shit, and never, ever so much as listens to a woman. He thinks of them as pretty things to be rescued and protected, and tends to call them pet names.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/10(Sun)22:37 No.13045284
    Getting ready to play a Changeling game and I need a concept for a mortal character.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/10(Sun)22:38 No.13045306
    >>13043988
    Oh, just look at me! *hearty smile* I'm absolutely NORMAL!! *creepy smile*
    >> Anonymous 12/05/10(Sun)22:41 No.13045343
    Rollan an' Trollan
    >> Anonymous 12/05/10(Sun)22:42 No.13045365
    >>13045284

    A man who is so completely and utterly unimpressed with the Fae race, that Fae creatures feel the urge to prove their power by doing random task for him with as much pizazz and flare that going to the store to get milk looks like Jesus was reincarnated and enacted a keytar duel with Rasputin's brain in a robot.

    >frog norojent

    Or an annoying Frenchman.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/10(Sun)22:43 No.13045374
    I actually need a character concept for my upcoming game.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/10(Sun)22:47 No.13045426
    Looking for an NPC for an adeptus evangelion campaign I'm working on. Hit me with your best shot.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/10(Sun)22:48 No.13045438
    >>13045039

    I changed my mind, give me something sci/fi, alternatively lizardmanly.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/10(Sun)22:54 No.13045513
    I could use an idea for a Dark Heresy character.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/10(Sun)22:56 No.13045538
    Come at me bro!

    Do eeeet

    >>not elsawar

    Right Captcha
    >> Anonymous 12/05/10(Sun)22:58 No.13045562
    I demand a D&D NPC/PC!

    Please.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/10(Sun)23:06 No.13045633
    >>13045562

    You are a Shifter that has an extreme disgust for all body hair and ritualistically shaves it all off every day. You act as a perfectly composed gentlemen, you just like your meat a little rarer than most.
    >> Coffee-Kun !wdyCn5h.Tg 12/05/10(Sun)23:08 No.13045646
    Hit me op.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/10(Sun)23:08 No.13045647
    Gimmie something that will fit in a scifi/scifa setting.
    >> CommissarGoblin !!mY23Ye1risQ 12/05/10(Sun)23:08 No.13045650
    Need a japanese feudal-era idea.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/10(Sun)23:09 No.13045658
    >>13045085
    Nobody wants to suggest a character for me?

    Now I'm sad.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/10(Sun)23:10 No.13045664
    >>13045438
    You are a lizard man that dreams of being a bird. Everything you wear is accented with feathers. Your favorite conversation topics are about how ancient lizards flew before birds ever did, aerodynamics, and prospects of non-magical flight.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/10(Sun)23:10 No.13045675
    Me next!
    Ooh ooh ooh, pick me!
    >> Anonymous 12/05/10(Sun)23:11 No.13045682
    >>13045650

    You are Ronin.

    Why?

    Tourettes.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/10(Sun)23:11 No.13045684
    COME AT ME.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/10(Sun)23:12 No.13045686
    >>13045658
    A faget.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/10(Sun)23:12 No.13045696
    Sure.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/10(Sun)23:13 No.13045702
    give me one please!
    >> Anonymous 12/05/10(Sun)23:15 No.13045720
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    Do me! Do MEEEE!!!!
    >> Anonymous 12/05/10(Sun)23:16 No.13045744
    Dear, >>13045720

    See, >>13045686

    Sincerely,
    Anon.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/10(Sun)23:18 No.13045775
    >>13045647
    Your arms have been replaced with cybernetic enhancements. Unfortunately, you contracted them separately and didn't have much money after getting the first one. Your right hand is made of the finest metals and can become a weapon or hand at will. Your left arm is nothing more than a rusted series of wire frames and pipes and ends in a can opener.

    Ironically, the can opener is very well made and is extremely good at sundering weapons and armor.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/10(Sun)23:21 No.13045811
    >>13045426
    You are extremely reclusive and introspectivewith a strong moral compass (of your own strange moral system). You don't care about much and commonly reply with the statement "whatever".
    >> Anonymous 12/05/10(Sun)23:25 No.13045850
    >>13045650
    You have a single horse that you have raised since childhood named Tallow. You respect this horse more than anyone else in the world, with the exception of your lord. You demand he be referred to by name and you will not ever tether him. You share every meal and often converse with him as though he were a brother.

    Tallow is actually the name of your younger brother who died when you were children. You won't ever admit it, but you protect and love this horse as a self inflict penance and in honor of the brother you failed to protect...
    >> Anonymous 12/05/10(Sun)23:27 No.13045879
    >>13045675
    You look like a dragon born and are always identified as such but, embarrassingly, you can't breathe fire. You are actually a very big Kobold, but your character is unaware of this.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/10(Sun)23:28 No.13045885
    make it good please. i lack imagination.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/10(Sun)23:29 No.13045896
    Please, give me something astounding! And not ass-pounding.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/10(Sun)23:29 No.13045901
    >>13045684
    You are a barbarian/paladin. You are on a crusade to rid the world of books. A book killed your father. True Story.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/10(Sun)23:33 No.13045950
    >>13045896
    You are a wizard who records all of his spells on coins. Each coin has a spell prepared on each side. When you flip the coin, the face up one activates. (You may prepare 1.5x the usual number of spells per day in this manner.)

    Also, you have a gambling problem. You lost your first spell book this way.

    Your familiar is an awakened deck of cards that acts a swarm when unfurled.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/10(Sun)23:35 No.13045978
    Bring it. I'll probably subvert your shit, but bring it.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/10(Sun)23:35 No.13045986
    >>13045885
    You are a completely unimaginative artist (bard). You draw very quick sketches to invoke your spells. Your technique is incredible but somehow everything you draw is incredibly boring and bland, no matter what you draw.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/10(Sun)23:36 No.13046006
    >>13045901
    Oh fuck yes.

    BUT WHAT GOD HATES BOOKS that isn't lame as shit.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/10(Sun)23:36 No.13046009
    Gimme all you got gents.
    >> Sorry, Not OP 12/05/10(Sun)23:36 No.13046011
    >>13045684
    An orc fighter who refuses to grow up.

    >>13045675
    A human wizard who never passes an opportunity to use environmental hazards.

    >>13045658
    A halfling ranger who always aims for the feet first.

    >>13045647
    A human (any class) who was convinced from birth that he is actually an android.

    >>13045646
    A dwarf warrior who uses a shield as his primary weapon.

    >>13045562
    A half-orc wizard who uses spells in lieu of profanity.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/10(Sun)23:37 No.13046019
    Ioun.
    >> Coffee-Kun !wdyCn5h.Tg 12/05/10(Sun)23:39 No.13046052
    >>13046011
    A dorfier captain america. I am down with that.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/10(Sun)23:39 No.13046055
    >>13045720
    You are a Fighter who only grapples and speaks in the third person. You wear an extremely fancy mask at all times and call yourself a luchador.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/10(Sun)23:39 No.13046061
    theres no way you can beat who i have planned for my group. COME AT ME BRO
    >> Anonymous 12/05/10(Sun)23:41 No.13046089
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    gimme something good
    >> Anonymous 12/05/10(Sun)23:42 No.13046099
    go for it.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/10(Sun)23:42 No.13046100
    I've got an nWoD Hunter campaign coming up.

    COME AT ME, BRO
    >> Anonymous 12/05/10(Sun)23:42 No.13046104
    >>13045978
    You are a rogue that cannot help but make bets about every challenge the party encounters. "Bet I can kill more kobolds than you", "Bet ya can't beat me to the top of the tower", "Bet ya 20 gold that you won't make the jump over that pit"
    >> Anonymous 12/05/10(Sun)23:42 No.13046107
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    Do it.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/10(Sun)23:45 No.13046156
    >>13046089
    You were born completely and totally colorblind. You consistently wear clothing of colors that clash horribly, but aren't aware. Bonus: You are a sorcerer and your favorite spell is color spray.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/10(Sun)23:45 No.13046160
    bring it. I'm looking for a challenge.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/10(Sun)23:48 No.13046197
    >>13046100
    You wear sunglasses everywhere, even at night, have a perfectly tailored suit, and have a tall and skinny cohort that looks the same. You both insist you are "On a mission from God" no matter what you are trying to accomplish, no matter how mundane.
    >> Not OP 12/05/10(Sun)23:49 No.13046210
    >>13046009
    An elvish rogue who uses a heavyrope-lined cloak as a whip.

    >>13045978
    A halfling fighter who refuses to serve as comic relief.

    >>13045896
    A human rogue who always manages to wear someone else's clothes/armor.

    >>13045885
    A half-elf ranger that always keeps a length of elastic rope with which to make an oversized bow, 'just in case'


    >>13045720
    A dwarf wizard who insists on shouting his spell incantations like a drill seargent.

    >>13045702
    An elf cleric/priest that believes healing is akin to necromancy.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/10(Sun)23:49 No.13046218
    >>13046197
    ..damn. We're not allowed to generate NPCs for our characters.
    Re-roll?
    >> Anonymous 12/05/10(Sun)23:50 No.13046224
    Rolling for character concept.

    Better not be a Mary Sue op.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/10(Sun)23:50 No.13046230
    >>13046107
    Your Common is so unutterably bad that no one can ever understand you (Think Chewbacca mixed with Sean Connery). However, you are a linguist and speak countless other languages flawlessly, including extraplanar ones.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/10(Sun)23:50 No.13046232
    >>13046197
    I...I think I love you OP.
    >> Kriegfag !l.ic5nJKK6 12/05/10(Sun)23:50 No.13046234
    Let's do this.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/10(Sun)23:52 No.13046256
    Late start in a Level 1 Pathfinder game.

    Allowed books are the Core and Advanced Players handbook.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/10(Sun)23:52 No.13046265
    >>13046224
    Your character never ever utters his true name to anyone and gets very defensive when pressed. His name is actually Mary Sue, a name he resents greatly.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/10(Sun)23:53 No.13046284
    >>13046265
    >obligatory A Boy Named Sue reference
    >> !!WHOHGB4YYOg 12/05/10(Sun)23:54 No.13046287
    Okay, couldn't hurt. I'm not all that creative, anyway.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/10(Sun)23:55 No.13046297
    >>13046234
    You are a dwarf warlord who suffers from PTSD. Whenever you see an elf, you become convinced that you are behind enemy lines in a war that ended over 100 years ago.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/10(Sun)23:55 No.13046303
    >>13046256
    Oh, and for party balance, it has to be arcane.

    Sorry.
    >> Kriegfag !l.ic5nJKK6 12/05/10(Sun)23:56 No.13046317
    >>13046297
    Oh fuck.

    That's awesome.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/10(Sun)23:56 No.13046318
    >>13046297

    I'll take it.

    >denthlat magic

    Sweet, Moradin!

    Take cover!
    >> Anonymous 12/05/10(Sun)23:56 No.13046319
    Any deathwatch ideas? being a spess mehrene of one of several major chapters is kind of limiting in creativity without going "lol female squat marine of Malal". So, any interesting, amusing, but not COMPLETELY retarded ideas for dethwatch marine?
    >> Anonymous 12/05/10(Sun)23:57 No.13046320
    >>13046256
    You used to be a frog, but you were cursed by a witch and transformed into a human. You seek a princess's kiss so that you can get back to your swamp in peace, but rescuing princesses is hard work.
    >> Anonymous 12/06/10(Mon)00:00 No.13046361
    Alright lets do this :D
    >> that faggot pacifist 12/06/10(Mon)00:00 No.13046367
    bring it, faggot
    >> Anonymous 12/06/10(Mon)00:00 No.13046368
    >>13046319
    You have a secret love for alien biology. You like to collect organs or bones as "trophies". But really, you just like to look at them. You especially love alien technology and always prefer it to traditional weaponry as their metals have a superior quality not found in the western world.
    >> Anonymous 12/06/10(Mon)00:00 No.13046369
    >>13046320
    I LOVE IT THANK YOU!

    Could throw in a few levels of Witch myself, hand wave it as inate magic that carried over, and I got a character.

    Thanks bro, I love it.
    >> GetsBeatBySisters 12/06/10(Mon)00:02 No.13046382
    Still doing those character concepts? I want one.
    >> Anonymous 12/06/10(Mon)00:02 No.13046384
    >>13046319

    The Ultramarines are trying to get you off Ultramar.

    Why?

    Tourettes.
    >> Anonymous 12/06/10(Mon)00:02 No.13046385
    Try me.
    >> Anonymous 12/06/10(Mon)00:02 No.13046389
    Still need that nWoD Hunter concept; can't make an NPC to tag along with my character.
    >> Anonymous 12/06/10(Mon)00:02 No.13046391
    Just for curiosity's sake.
    >> Anonymous 12/06/10(Mon)00:03 No.13046400
    POSTAN
    >> Anonymous 12/06/10(Mon)00:03 No.13046406
    >>13046361
    You are a monk with nihilistic tendencies. You feel like the world actually does revolve around you and KNOW that if you die the universe will collapse and come to an end. Therefore it is your duty to survive at all costs and perfect yourself as an instrument of war that you might persist forever, for the longevity of the world.
    >> Sorry, Not OP 12/06/10(Mon)00:04 No.13046414
    >>13046234
    A halfling fighter that never ceases to be impressed by magic of any kind.

    >>13046224
    An orc warrior who is so paranoid of necromancers, he always double-taps.

    >>13046160
    An elf necromancer who gets sentimental over any reanimated that lives long enough.

    >>13046099
    A human cleric who exchanges banter with his foe from the back lines, no matter how mundane the enemy is.

    >>13046089
    A dwarf ranger who always insults his opponent's marksmanship, as applicable to other rangers and wizards.

    >>13046107
    A dwarf bard that carries a grand piano on his back.
    >> Anonymous 12/06/10(Mon)00:04 No.13046416
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    >>13046160

    I remain unchallenged.
    >> Anonymous 12/06/10(Mon)00:04 No.13046421
    >>13046389

    You were a normal guy up until your girlfriend became addicted to Twilight.

    Now...

    Now you are a Vampire slaying rage machine.

    You also have a low opinion of Werewolves.

    >local germisse

    Captcha thinks you should be an adorable German maiden.
    >> Anonymous 12/06/10(Mon)00:06 No.13046439
    >>13046367
    You are a pacifist, but not by choice. All of your spells inexplicably cause nonlethal damage. All of your weapons are dull, ever after you just sharpened them. You are the worst Cleric of Erythnul ever.
    >> Anonymous 12/06/10(Mon)00:07 No.13046456
    Ohhh, do me please!
    >> Anonymous 12/06/10(Mon)00:07 No.13046473
    >>13046439

    Your father was cursed by Kord for being a coward.

    Not only can you not hurt people, but you have the soul of a true fighter raging every time it happens.

    >ovivaurs 619

    So, who wanted that FATAL character?
    >> Anonymous 12/06/10(Mon)00:09 No.13046490
    >>13046414
    >>13046160

    fukkin love it!
    >> Anonymous 12/06/10(Mon)00:09 No.13046493
    >>13046421
    I can live with that.
    Provide for me the name of the weapon of vampiric destruction I shall wield, so that I may pave the road to Hell itself in sparkly ashes.
    >> Plea Ovelly 12/06/10(Mon)00:09 No.13046501
    Come on, baaaaaaaaaaaby
    >> Anonymous 12/06/10(Mon)00:12 No.13046535
    >>13046493

    Acetylene torch.

    "Fetch my goggles, the rage is upon me."

    >laright awarded

    Or a good citizenship award.
    >> Anonymous 12/06/10(Mon)00:13 No.13046551
    >>13046456
    You were cursed such that any thing you say will always rhyme. You once said the word orange at the end of a sentence. It wasn't pretty and took three healers and a true resurrection spell to clean up the mess. You're actually a dwarf fighter and you hate poetry.
    >> Anonymous 12/06/10(Mon)00:14 No.13046563
    >>13046551
    What about "door hinge"?
    >> Anonymous 12/06/10(Mon)00:15 No.13046573
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    Fantasy setting, bring it!
    >> Anonymous 12/06/10(Mon)00:16 No.13046581
    >>13046535
    Excellent. I shall wield that torch with sublime authority, ridding the world of the monstrous vampiric menace.

    I shall call it Danielle, after my ex-girlfriend, the Twilight addict... so she can kiss every vampire I meet. And like me, she'll leave them feeling hot, then burned, then .. then ... why, then nothing at all.

    Nothing. At. All.
    >> Anonymous 12/06/10(Mon)00:16 No.13046582
    haha this is great, give me something for our game that starts next week
    >> Anonymous 12/06/10(Mon)00:16 No.13046583
    >>13046501
    You are a halfling alchemist/artificer who makes all of his items in the form of chocolates, candy, and sweets. Not surprisingly, you're a diabetic.
    >> Anonymous 12/06/10(Mon)00:16 No.13046586
    >>13046563

    The guy that got resurrected said that.
    >> Anonymous 12/06/10(Mon)00:16 No.13046588
    >>13046501
    You are a gnome psion with his arms replaced with iron golem arms. You are terrified of water and the idea of your arms rusting
    >> Anonymous 12/06/10(Mon)00:17 No.13046601
    >>13046581

    You did the best possible thing.

    You made me happy.

    The antidote will arrive in 5 to 7 business days
    >> Anonymous 12/06/10(Mon)00:17 No.13046603
    Random contribution here.
    >>13046582
    A philosophically minded necromancer who wanders the world, summoning the souls of great thinkers to have debates with them.
    >> Anonymous 12/06/10(Mon)00:18 No.13046610
    Show me what you got, OP.
    >> Anonymous 12/06/10(Mon)00:18 No.13046611
    >>13046601
    Should I keep trophies from the vampires I burn to death, or let 'em blow away on the wind?
    >> Anonymous 12/06/10(Mon)00:18 No.13046612
    Alright, come at me bro.
    >> Anonymous 12/06/10(Mon)00:18 No.13046614
    I just played a dragonborn fighter raised by the gods of the dead for being such an awesome all around adventurer to take down a zombie plague but has lost her memory and acts like a three year old
    Top that
    >> Sorry, Not OP 12/06/10(Mon)00:19 No.13046616
    >>13046400
    A dwarf cleric who complains when left in the back as support.

    >>13046391
    A human rogue that loves to read, and therefore always steals another book after he has finished his. Excellent at trivia.

    >>13046385
    A half-orc wizard who loves riddles, insists on answering them himself, but is really terrible at them.

    >>13046382
    A halfling ranger that will take other people's arrows, too.

    >>13046367
    An orc warrior who may or may not use the same weapon, but always uses makeshift/dropped shields.

    >>13046361
    A human ranger who won't stop practicing his 'trick shot,' which seldom works. Cheers like mad when it does.

    >>13046287
    A young human wizard that won't stop admiring/boasting sbout his own spellwork.
    >> Anonymous 12/06/10(Mon)00:20 No.13046628
    >>13046611

    You need to keep Danielle pretty.

    She needs trophies.

    An acetylene torch with a Vampire tooth inlaid grip.
    >> The Pole 12/06/10(Mon)00:21 No.13046639
    You feelin lucky OP?
    >> Efaight Concerned 12/06/10(Mon)00:22 No.13046659
    >>13046588
    >>13046583

    Oh God yes. Thank you both.
    >> Anonymous 12/06/10(Mon)00:23 No.13046675
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    >>13046628
    I have the perfect character now. Motivated, horrifying and brutal.

    Thank you, to whomever has contributed to this miracle.
    >> Anonymous 12/06/10(Mon)00:23 No.13046676
    This is the best ever.
    >> Anonymous 12/06/10(Mon)00:24 No.13046686
    >>13046675

    All in a days work for...

    Anonymous the Deliverer!
    >> Anonymous 12/06/10(Mon)00:25 No.13046688
    Your thread intrigues me.
    Carry on.

    >maintly his
    >> VtWrtr 12/06/10(Mon)00:26 No.13046699
    Come AT ME OP!!!
    Captcha: Perched Watching
    >> Raito Sonozaki !!4OUCVHhUOgB 12/06/10(Mon)00:26 No.13046700
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    Might as well throw my hat in the ring.
    >> Anonymous 12/06/10(Mon)00:26 No.13046701
    Need a CoC charcter
    >> Anonymous 12/06/10(Mon)00:29 No.13046733
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    >>13046699
    A ranger who works as a bounty hunter to support his true passion: Cooking and catering for events.
    >> Anonymous 12/06/10(Mon)00:29 No.13046741
    >>13046699
    A butcher with a spare time hobby of adventuring. Max ranks in Craft or equivalent skills, all dedicated to chopping up animals. Won't take a sentient life, so carries non-lethal gear for them.

    >>13046700
    A cryomaniac, you enjoy seeing people in the cold, either by magic or mundane means. You steal blankets from inns and shelters, just to burn pointlessly in fields away from settlements. Any and all magic you wield must have a cold component as the primary foci.

    >>13046701
    A half-blind gunsmith with a fear of loud noises, you're dedicated to the art of the silencer in any and all forms. You've taken to carrying a longbow on your walks and travels, because it is a remarkably quiet weapon.
    >> Anonymous 12/06/10(Mon)00:32 No.13046772
    Need a character for an Eberron game
    >> The Pole 12/06/10(Mon)00:32 No.13046774
    so what should I play next OP something 2nd ed related maybe darksun?
    >> Sorry, Not OP 12/06/10(Mon)00:33 No.13046781
    >>13046456
    A dwarf fighter who has named his weapon. Furthermore, you get infuriated whenever your attack is parried, specifically, especially if parried by a sharp weapon.

    >>13046612
    A human barbarian who loves to boast about his kills. In meticulous detail. At inapporpriate moments.

    >>13046610
    A halfling bard that frequently makes up words while singing.

    >>13046582
    A dwarvish wizard that constantly criticizes the swordsmanship (or whatever weapon they're using) of the FIGHTERS or WARRIORS in the group.

    >>13046573
    A human barbarian that gets very competitive when near orcs.

    >>13046501
    A human ranger that, prior to becoming a ranger, wanted to become a wizard. Pretends his arrows are spells.

    >>13046456
    A dwarf bard that constantly has to get a new instrument on account of his temper.
    >> Anonymous 12/06/10(Mon)00:34 No.13046784
    Lay it on me, daddio
    >> Anonymous 12/06/10(Mon)00:35 No.13046791
    >>13046772
    A Warforged assembly line worker, you were unemployed when they shut down production. Your skills are dedicated to their maintenance and repair, yet you hate and fear them without limits.
    >> Sorry, Not OP 12/06/10(Mon)00:36 No.13046801
    Sitting the next ones out, if nobody minds.
    >> Anonymous 12/06/10(Mon)00:36 No.13046806
    I can haz concept too?
    I think this is a pretty neat idea.
    >> Anonymous 12/06/10(Mon)00:38 No.13046818
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    my group is basically all that-guys, myself included. We're new to RPGs and are having one last "screwing around, TPK guaranteed by the end of the session" game before one of our more competent members starts out a campaign he's apparently planning out now.

    So, any character that would be funny despite no one taking the game seriously?

    >CAPTCHA: cableno gentleman,
    >> Anonymous 12/06/10(Mon)00:41 No.13046852
    >>13046806
    A puppeteer by hobby and trade, you have a disturbing amount of hand-carved marionettes you've designed. Some resemble old party members, others will look like current ones. If someone dies for whatever reason, you simulate the same cause of death on the puppet, but don't discard it. Instead, you leave it near an orphanage or where children play.

    >>13046818
    A deranged redneck with a fierce urge to punch a bear in the face, you're motivated to remain a nudist, except for your strange taste in banana hammocks.
    >> Anonymous 12/06/10(Mon)00:43 No.13046863
    Oh god this is going to be magical.
    >> Anonymous 12/06/10(Mon)00:44 No.13046880
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    Hell, my buddies starting up a DnD campaign soon, why not.
    >> Anonymous 12/06/10(Mon)00:45 No.13046887
    >>13046863
    You are awed by the beauty of nature; you'd make the Double Rainbow guy look downright pacified and restrained. You spend one round per combat (at any point prior to the last combatant standing) speaking in overawed tones of how magical it all appears to you.
    >> Not OP 12/06/10(Mon)00:45 No.13046892
    >>13046863
    A repeat, just for shits and giggles:
    A dwarf bard. With a grand piano strapped to his back.
    >> Anonymous 12/06/10(Mon)00:46 No.13046900
    >>13046892
    As soon as my current character dies it shall be done.
    >> Anonymous 12/06/10(Mon)00:47 No.13046919
    >>13044684

    >A halfling rogue that doesn't pickpocket, but rather leaves things in the pockets of others.

    Well then... Looks like I'm making a halfling alchemist/rogue who leaves bombs in people's pockets.

    Ah... fallout 2 nostalgia.
    >> Anonymous 12/06/10(Mon)00:47 No.13046922
    >>13046880
    You're the average Barbarian horde member, except for your hidden passion: collecting and memorizing poems from other cultures. You must spend a skill point on some form of poetry skill, plus be literate in at least two languages other than your own race.

    Your weapon of choice must have decorative designs of flowers, or you must wear a kilt. Your call.
    >> Anonymous 12/06/10(Mon)00:49 No.13046939
    can I has character?
    >> Not OP 12/06/10(Mon)00:51 No.13046968
    >>13046939
    A half-elf barbarian. Disguises his elvish side by keeping his beard. Challenges other people to drinking contests.
    >> Anonymous 12/06/10(Mon)00:51 No.13046975
    Show me ya... character.
    >> Anonymous 12/06/10(Mon)00:52 No.13046981
    >>13046922
    I actually made something sort of like that. Except it was with paintings and sculptures and other forms of visual art.
    It tried to play it off as a noble savage, but he ended up becoming Sten from Dragon Age.
    Which suited me just fine, mind you.
    >> Anonymous 12/06/10(Mon)00:52 No.13046986
    >>13046939
    You're a fighter who wears robes, which keeps you from wearing normal armors. Your primary weapon is the quarterstaff, and your shield has an arcane (in appearance only) symbol on it, showing your dedication to a class series you'll never take, but fully support. You're the ultimate extension of a wannabe wizard.
    >> Anonymous 12/06/10(Mon)00:53 No.13047006
    >>13046975
    Oh right, meant to say, any race, even monster races, is allowed.
    >> Anonymous 12/06/10(Mon)00:54 No.13047012
    >>13046975
    You must take max ranks in juggle-based skills, and practice constantly.. with knives. Juggling anything less dangerous seems weak and not your style. Your primary weapons must be juggle-able, or you'll just use your fists and feet, instead.
    >> Anonymous 12/06/10(Mon)00:57 No.13047051
    Get me a character, doctor!

    Preferably with some strange insanity or something- I once played a dude that had a phobia of spoken languages, shit was cash.
    >> Anonymous 12/06/10(Mon)00:59 No.13047073
    >>13047012
    Juggler, hmm? Let's go with, oh, beguiler, prestige bard, master thrower, 5/10/5, as an NPC. Juggles a variety of styles of daggers any time he doesn't need to use his hands for anything else. Like, while talking. He's the head of the performers' guild.
    >> Anonymous 12/06/10(Mon)01:00 No.13047089
    >>13047051
    You are an elven monk that elaborately names (at least three words long) every single stance, blow, and technique and shouts it out as he enacts them in battle. If anyone complains he says they do not understand what total devotion to one's art form is like.
    >> Not OP 12/06/10(Mon)01:02 No.13047101
    >>13047051
    Someone with a background in surgery. Serves as group's healer, but also makes a living on skinning people and using the skins as tight-fitting armor for rogues. Advertises his gloves, particularly, as excellent for accuracy.
    >> Anonymous 12/06/10(Mon)01:02 No.13047104
    >>13046939
    Halfling artificer with a desire to control warforged by remote control.

    >>13046975
    Dwarf cleric who hates his shadow.

    >>13047051
    Blind human sorcerer who desires to be literate.
    >> Anonymous 12/06/10(Mon)01:07 No.13047156
    Hit me baby.
    As an added bonus, I play in and run some fairly eclectic games/systems, so go nuts setting/genre-wise, I'll bet I can fit anything you throw at me in somewhere.
    In short: Bring it on.
    >> Anonymous 12/06/10(Mon)01:10 No.13047204
    >>13047156
    You love a challenge. You have a knack for every skill and always seek to try new things you are not yet trained in (you get a +4 circumstance bonus on untrained skills). You are very disappointed whenever you win in a challenge and shortly there after move on to seek newer, greater challenges.
    >> Anonymous 12/06/10(Mon)01:11 No.13047215
    Hit me with your best shot.
    >> Anonymous 12/06/10(Mon)01:11 No.13047220
    >>13047156
    You are a cleric that specializes in offensive spells. You believe all wizards are possessed with demons, and you believe YOU are an exorcist.
    >> Anonymous 12/06/10(Mon)01:15 No.13047269
    Let's see what you got for me. Is this the best you can do?
    >> Anonymous 12/06/10(Mon)01:18 No.13047295
    >>13047269
    You are an ex-military human necromancer. You commonly yell at your minions like a drill seargent.
    >> Anonymous 12/06/10(Mon)01:29 No.13047417
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    >>13046055
    El toro fuerte right?!
    >> Anonymous 12/06/10(Mon)01:30 No.13047431
    Let's see whatcha got.
    >> Roll Anonymous 12/06/10(Mon)01:41 No.13047558
    1 A narcoleptic dwarf barbarian.
    2 A halfling rogue that pretends to be a mummy.
    3 A human monk who gets a tattoo of every species he's ever KO'd.
    4 An elven wizard on a quest to become an ooze.
    5 A gnome paladin with mutton chops.
    6 A half-elf cleric who worships himself.
    7 A half-orc fighter with a secret love for perfumes and jewelry.
    8 A human bard who's out to avenge his broken lute.
    9 An elven fighter who wields a nunchuk and a tower shield.
    10 A gnome druid who's allergic to animals.
    11 A warforged barbarian looking for an artist to give him a badass paintjob.
    12 A human paladin that thinks everyone is attracted to him.
    13 A dwarf cleric transvestite.
    14 A gnome sorcerer who makes conspiracy theories about everything the party encounters.
    15 A human paladin on a BMX.
    16 Asexual mage cursed as a result of pact with daemon to become succubus/incubus. Hates his new job.
    17 An elven wizard that's a pathologic liar.
    18 A space marine who recites a haiku after every battle.
    19 A Half-orc ranger who insists that one of the other party members is his animal companion.
    20 Serial barber! Elf who has sworn vengance against all dwarves. He knocks them unconscious and gives them fate worse than death - shaves them
    >> Anonymous 12/06/10(Mon)01:42 No.13047571
    >>13047558

    21 A Malk who is obssessed with convincing people he is perfectly sane and normal, to the point of insanity.
    22 A halfling ranger who only ever asks questions.
    23 A Halfling mage with an Oedipus complex and norman bates style mommy issues.
    24 A Lizardman Ice mage, who falls asleep when he casts because he is cold blooded.
    25 A halfling fighter who's a nutjob about health and keeping the rest of the party in good shape.
    26 Uhm. An inquisitor with a Sherlock Holmes hat.
    27 A human wizard with severe dyslexia.
    28 A dwarf ranger that just stopped caring.
    29 A half-orc barbarian who gets angry if you criticize his bad culinary skills.
    30 An elf paladin that wears only purple.
    31 A ventrue that faints at the sight of blood.
    32 A half-elf sorcerer that's into graffiti.
    33 A Blackguard who fell to his vile state after complaining his domain spells weren't as good as the Cleric's.
    34 A rat who was the runt of the litter and was raised to believe he was just a very, very ugly mouse.
    35 A human rogue who wants to open up a steampunk barbershop.
    36 A kobold ranger with a boomerang.
    37 A halfling fighter that wears stilts into battle.
    38 A human necromancer who only animates women.
    39 An elven fighter with bulemia.
    40 A gnome bard who always knows what to say. But he's mute.
    >> ~170 of these Anonymous 12/06/10(Mon)01:42 No.13047577
    >>13047571
    41 A half-orc rogue who steals from the poor and gives to the rich.
    42 An elven girl that pads her clothes and wears a fake beard to appear dwarven. Wizard.
    43 A dwarf monk who only uses headbutts.
    44 A human sorcerer who insists on wearing plate armor.
    45 A dwarf cleric who is a nice guy for the most part BUT GODDAMN DOES HE FUCKING HATE RIDDLES
    46 A dwarf fighter who doesn't like the dirty lifestyle of the dwarves and wishes he was an elf.
    47 A human bard who refuses to wears clothes.
    48 A dwarf paladin who likes nothing more than to carry a rider into battle on his back.
    49 A halfling bard who always plays his fiddle at inappropriate moments.
    50 A gnome fighter who's runs away screaming at the sight of birds.
    51 A half-orc rogue that wears only the baggiest pants.
    52 A gnome paladin that belives seduction is the best way. Always.
    53 A human fighter/mage that can never decide whether magic or martial arts is the way to go.
    54 A gnome wizard who tries to capture and collect every bug he finds, no matter how big.
    55 A human barbarian that refuses to cut his hair.
    56 A halfling bard who makes obnoxious nicknames for everyone he meets.
    57 A dwarf barbarian who's (secretly) a vegetarian.
    58 A human rogue who wants to climb every tall thing he comes across. Even creatures.
    59 A halfling fighter who believes he's the god of fertility.
    60 A gnome sorcerer that will never travel uphill unless carried.
    >> Anonymous 12/06/10(Mon)01:43 No.13047590
    >>13047577
    61 A human paladin that's never directly confrontational, only passive aggressive.
    62 A half-orc bard who calls himself the Swan King.
    63 A gnome rogue that places a trap in every tenth door he walks past.
    64 A half-orc rogue that never goes sneaking without getting drunk.
    65 An elven bard who can't for the life of him stay still.
    66 An elven fighter that makes up for his inability to grow beards by cutting them off his fallen enemies and gluing them to himself.
    67 A half-elf wizard with a heart of gold. And teeth to match.
    68 A human druid that's never impressed. Ever.
    69 A human sorcerer that makes fun of the less fortunate at every given opportunity.
    70 A human rogue that never steals things, but hides and rearranges objects in every house he ever visits.
    71 A human fighter that never uses the same weapon twice.
    72 A halfling rogue that doesn't pickpocket, but rather leaves things in the pockets of others.
    73 A human druid that dyes his entire body in a different color every week.
    74 A human monk with the dream to become the fastest man alive.
    75 A half-elf rogue that's VERY keen on keeping his identity secret for no real reason.
    76 An elven barbarian that's never sure this is a good idea.
    77 A half-elf barbarian who thinks the rest of you guys worry too much, this doesn't look like such a big deal!
    78 A human fighter that doesn't believe in magic and insists it's all just smoke and mirrors.
    79 A half-elf wizard that always likes to point out trivial details that have no signifigance whatsoever.
    80 A human cleric that must bathe or wash after every battle, no matter how small.
    >> Anonymous 12/06/10(Mon)01:44 No.13047602
    >>13047590
    101 You look like a dragon born. You are actually a very big Kobold, but your character is unaware of this.
    102 You are a barbarian/paladin. You are on a crusade to rid the world of books. A book killed your father. True Story.
    103 You are a wizard who records all of his spells on coins. Each coin has a spell prepared on each side.
    104 Your familiar is an awakened deck of cards that acts a swarm when unfurled.
    105 You are a completely unimaginative artist (bard).
    106 An orc fighter who refuses to grow up.
    107 A human wizard who never passes an opportunity to use environmental hazards.
    108 A halfling ranger who always aims for the feet first.
    109 human (any class) who was convinced from birth that he is actually an android.
    110 A dwarf warrior who uses a shield as his primary weapon.
    111 A half-orc wizard who uses spells in lieu of profanity.
    112 You are a Fighter who only grapples and speaks in the third person.
    113 You are a rogue that cannot help but make bets about every challenge the party encounters
    114 You were born completely and totally colorblind. Your favorite spell is color spray.
    115 You insist you are "On a mission from God" no matter what you are trying to accomplish, no matter how mundane.
    116 An elvish rogue who uses a heavyrope-lined cloak as a whip.
    117 A halfling fighter who refuses to serve as comic relief.
    118 A human rogue who always manages to wear someone else's clothes/armor.
    119 A half-elf ranger that always keeps a length of elastic rope with which to make an oversized bow, 'just in case'
    120 A dwarf wizard who insists on shouting his spell incantations like a drill seargent.
    >> Anonymous 12/06/10(Mon)01:45 No.13047617
    >>13047602
    81 An elven rogue that likes to dress up his fallen enemies in embarrassing clothes.
    82 A human wizard that's so insecure that he always asks his familiar for advice.
    83 A dwarf cleric that always talks in symbolic language.
    84 A half-elf monk who despises music.
    85 A half-elf paladin who always apologizes when killing his enemies.
    86 A dwarf fighter who likes to eat leather.
    87 A gnome wizard that complains how things were always a lot better in the oldern days.
    88 A halfling wizard that makes annoying sound effects for every spell he casts.
    89 A half-elf wizard who names every landmark the party comes across after himself.
    90 A human rogue that always tries to make things seem more mysterious and exciting than they really are.
    91 A Halfling bard that refers to his class as "Jester" and tells jokes any time he can get a word in edgewise
    92 A nobleborn Guardsman that thinks of himself as a big damn hero. Call females pet names.
    93 An annoying Frenchman.
    94 A man who is so completely and utterly unimpressed with the Fae race.
    95 You are a Shifter that has an extreme disgust for all body hair. You just like your meat a little rarer than most.
    96 You are a lizard man that dreams of being a bird.
    97 You are Ronin. Why? Tourettes.
    98 Your arms have been replaced with cybernetic enhancements of extremely different quality.
    99 Despite having a strong moral compass (of your own strange moral system), you commonly reply with the statement "whatever".
    100 You have a single horse that you have raised since childhood named Tallow.
    >> Anonymous 12/06/10(Mon)01:47 No.13047632
    >>13047617

    121 An elf cleric/priest that believes healing is akin to necromancy.
    122 Your Common is so unutterably bad that no one can ever understand you, however, you are a linguist and speak countless other languages flawlessly, including extraplanar ones.
    123 Your character never ever utters his true name to anyone and gets very defensive when pressed. His name is actually Mary Sue, a name he resents greatly.
    124 You are a dwarf warlord who suffers from PTSD.
    125 You used to be a frog, but you were cursed by a witch and transformed into a human.
    126 You have a secret love for alien biology.
    127 You are a monk with nihilistic tendencies.
    128 A halfling fighter that never ceases to be impressed by magic of any kind.
    129 An orc warrior who is so paranoid of necromancers, he always double-taps.
    130 An elf necromancer who gets sentimental over any reanimated that lives long enough.
    131 A human cleric who exchanges banter with his foe from the back lines, no matter how mundane the enemy is.
    132 A dwarf ranger who always insults his opponent's marksmanship, as applicable to other rangers and wizards.
    133 A dwarf bard that carries a grand piano on his back.
    134 You have a low opinion of Werewolves.
    135 You are a pacifist, but not by choice. All of your spells inexplicably cause nonlethal damage
    136 Your father was cursed by Kord for being a coward.
    137 You were cursed such that any thing you say will always rhyme. You are a dwarf fighter and you hate poetry.
    138 You are a halfling alchemist/artificer who makes all of his items in the form of chocolates, candy, and sweets. Not surprisingly, you're a diabetic.
    139 You are a gnome psion with his arms replaced with iron golem arms. You are terrified of water and the idea of your arms rusting
    140 A philosophically minded necromancer who wanders the world, summoning the souls of great thinkers to have debates with them.
    >> Had to truncate the longer ones. Seriously. Anonymous 12/06/10(Mon)01:48 No.13047660
    >>13047632
    141 A dwarf cleric who complains when left in the back as support.
    142 A human rogue that loves to read, and therefore always steals another book after he has finished his. Excellent at trivia.
    143 A half-orc wizard who loves riddles, insists on answering them himself, but is really terrible at them.
    144 An orc warrior who may or may not use the same weapon, but always uses makeshift/dropped shields.
    145 A halfling ranger that will take other people's arrows, too.
    146 A human ranger who won't stop practicing his 'trick shot,' which seldom works. Cheers like mad when it does.
    147 A young human wizard that won't stop admiring/boasting sbout his own spellwork.
    148 A ranger who works as a bounty hunter to support his true passion: Cooking and catering for events.
    149 A butcher with a spare time hobby of adventuring. Won't take a sentient life that he can't eat, so carries non-lethal gear for them.
    150 A cryomaniac, you enjoy seeing people in the cold, either by magic or mundane means. You steal blankets from inns and shelters, just to burn pointlessly in fields away from settlements.
    151 A half-blind gunsmith with a fear of loud noises, you're dedicated to the art of the silencer in any and all forms.
    152 A dwarf fighter who has named his weapon. Furthermore, you get infuriated whenever your attack is parried, specifically, especially if parried by a sharp weapon.
    153 A human barbarian who loves to boast about his kills. In meticulous detail. At inapporpriate moments.
    154 A halfling bard that frequently makes up words while singing.
    155 A dwarvish wizard that constantly criticizes the swordsmanship (or whatever weapon they're using) of the FIGHTERS or WARRIORS in the group.
    >> Anonymous 12/06/10(Mon)01:51 No.13047688
    >>13047660
    156 A human barbarian that gets very competitive when near orcs.
    157 A human ranger that, prior to becoming a ranger, wanted to become a wizard. Pretends his arrows are spells.
    158 A dwarf bard that constantly has to get a new instrument on account of his temper.
    159 A Warforged assembly line worker
    160 A puppeteer by hobby and trade.
    161 A deranged redneck with a fierce urge to punch a bear in the face, you're motivated to remain a nudist, except for your strange taste in banana hammocks.
    162 You are awed by the beauty of nature.
    163 You're the average Barbarian horde member, except for your hidden passion: collecting and memorizing poems from other cultures.
    164 A half-elf barbarian. Disguises his elvish side by keeping his beard. Challenges other people to drinking contests.
    165 You're a fighter who wears robes, which keeps you from wearing normal armors. Your primary weapon is the quarterstaff, and your shield has an arcane (in appearance only) symbol on it, showing your dedication to a class series you'll never take, but fully support. You're the ultimate extension of a wannabe wizard.
    166 You must take max ranks in juggle-based skills, and practice constantly.. with knives.
    167 You are an elven monk that elaborately names (at least three words long) every single stance, blow, and technique and shouts it out as he enacts them in battle.
    168 Someone with a background in surgery. Serves as group's healer, but also makes a living on skinning people and using the skins as tight-fitting armor for rogues.
    169 Halfling artificer with a desire to control warforged by remote control.
    >> Up to date with Thread. Anonymous 12/06/10(Mon)01:52 No.13047702
    >>13047688
    170 Dwarf cleric who hates his shadow.
    171 Blind human sorcerer who desires to be literate.
    172 You are a cleric that specializes in offensive spells. You believe all wizards are possessed with demons, and you believe YOU are an exorcist.
    173 You are an ex-military human necromancer. You commonly yell at your minions like a drill seargent.
    174 You love a challenge. You are very disappointed whenever you win in a challenge and shortly there after move on to seek newer, greater challenges.
    >> Anonymous 12/06/10(Mon)01:53 No.13047717
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    Halp OP. My 3.5 character died and my creative mojo is running low.
    >> Anonymous 12/06/10(Mon)02:09 No.13047888
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    Here's a screencap of all the ideas posted so far.
    >> Maxwell Wilde 12/06/10(Mon)02:11 No.13047907
    >>13047717
    Gender confused angry transvestite changeling barbarian talk show host; morbidly obese
    >> Anonymous 12/06/10(Mon)02:53 No.13048336
    I love this thread.



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