Intimidate the fuck out of people with our bitchin'™ cloak.

rolled 91 = 91

Head to the pub
Tell people about our victory over the owl bear along the way

>>13081702
>A Blacksmithy
>Chickadee
Seriously? How does that even work?

>>13081723
you jump on top one of the pig troughs near a barn and try to intimidate the first thing you see...

...the farmer just seems confused.

>>13081814
Sing him the song of our people?

>designers, rudders

>>13081827
AN OWLBEAR CAME
OUT FROM THE TREES
TO BRING US PAIN
AND MISERY

>>13081814

Good you have his attention! Now lead him away from his barn so you can make your next action a unnoticed one!

Where the chickadee ladies at? Or guys. I don't think we even know our own gender.

>>13081848
HE SAID
FLEE LITTLE BIRD
NO SAID WE
FOR WE ARE... CHICKADEE

>>13081814
PUNCH HIM IN THE SNOUT TO ESTABLISH OUR DOMINANCE.

>>13081827
You do just that!

Farmer: well inst that the darndest' thing!

he does not seem to speak chickadee...

Shit all over his wrist.

>>13081945
Well, this is going to end in tears. after we get done doing that, maybe we can go to the pub to pick up some news.

>>13081943
Steal his hat.

>>13081943

Wait we can use this to our advantage! Roll a Diplomacy check to befriend him! He can be your minion!

>>13081943
>Would you like to make a fuck
BERZERKER

>>13081945
Farmer: What in the HELL?!

that aught to show him!
you seem to like pissing things off...

>>13081943
Powerpeck his hat off. If he has one. If not, powerpeck his pecker.

Push him over the side.
Damn pushover farmers...

>>13082042

Well thank god he does have a hat.

>>13082042
BAM, almost went clean through the hat!

You land on the roof as the farmer goes inside...most likely to get his gun

ITQ Singing, shitting and surprise pecking

Salvage bits of the hat! We can use it for some equipment.

Prepare yourself mentally for the epic battle to come. The farmer might be a worthy opponent.

Or just sing a silly tune, I dunno.

Go to Blacksmith's, trade hat for armour.

>>13082166
the hat is still intact, and with your massive 4 strength you hoist the whole hat up to the roof.

The farmer comes outside with a crossbow and some bolts. he looks around so he can shoot your fucking bird face off, you little fuck!

>>13082231
Yeah, well fuck that guy. Abscond with hat and return to tiny bird village to show off our badass cloak and hat.

Get to the other side of the roof and fly off too lay low for afew minutes.

>>13082252
>Fuck that guy
Don't take it literally Chickadee!

>>13082278
No, DO take it literally! Nobody will ever believe him that he's been sexually assaulted by a chickadee, and you can totally make off with sweet loot from his house while he's curled up into a fetal ball, whimpering.

>>13082252
there is no bird village as far as you know (just left your nest) and Dire chickadees are rare as fuck.
>>13082253
Just over the other side of the roof you see the bar. You decide that's a good place to lie low and fly to the window.

The stench of alcohol overwhelms you and takes a few minutes to get use to.
For a small place its a colorful bar.
An adventuring party is winding down and sorting out their loot, while a Warrior is trying to form his own band of adventurers to take down...if your common is correct..."The green devil".
He only has one person on his side and that's a young mage with a crow familiar, but even he doesn't seem so sure of himself.
The crow seems to be glaring at you.

>>13082436
Is it a lady crow? So tsundere.

Anyway, sign up for the adventuring party.

>>13082436
FUCK THAT CROW'S SHIT UP

>>13082436
Sexually proposition the crow. Its gender doesn't matter as long as we get to be on top.

>>13082448
>Anyway, sign up for the adventuring party.

oh god yes

If that fails, maybe the warrior will take us on as his familiar!

Your common may be whispy, but maybe the familiar being a crow speaks common(bird) to you.

Greet the crow, and ask of it what is this Green Devil the warrior speaks of.

>>13082436
JOIN THEM
If they don't want you, fly hard into the crow and then fly off quickly

>>13082492
if the crow follows us we have to knock it off and replace it be donning its feathers

This is a great quest, by the way.

>>13082506
YES. I can see no way this can go wrong!

Fuck that crow

Literally and figuratively

>>13082448
You fly to the counter and find out why no one is joining this brave warrior... he seemed to have fashioned battle armor from a barrel, and look largely unprepared for a real battle. Nevertheless you decide to try and give the farmers hat as incentive to join the party....he doesn't seem to get the message. (what you wouldn't give to speak common sometimes)

Meanwhile the crow is sqwaking its head off, what the hell is its problem?

(you can understand common but not speak it)

>>13082651

Perch on the warrior's shoulder and try to look intimidating!

>>13082651
Barrelbarian looks awesome. Try to communicate with the crow, or write something if anyone has a quill and ink in the inn. Or just ink that we can dip out foot in.

>>13082651
punch the crow to prove your manliness to the warrior

>>13082665

Not to intimidate the Barrelbarian, but to prove our manliness.

>>13082691
manliness is the only true path

>>13082278
>>13082401
>>13082448
>>13082556
>>13082462

>>13082718
Bird on bird action, brah.

>>13082718
its kinky

>>13082718
YOU FUCK THAT CROW

YOU FUCK THAT CROW RIGHT NYAW

Don't fuck the crow. Well, unless it wants you to.

OP, THE ONLY TRUE ANSWER IS THIS:

MAKE YOURSELF APPEAR AS MANLY AS POSSIBLE, NOT ONLY TO IMPRESS THE BARRELBARIAN BUT TO WOO THE POTENTIALLY-FEMALE CROW!

>>13082665
The warrior seems a bit bewildered, but does nothing to stop you. he needs all the help he can get it seems.

The crow caws louder, it seems to hate the idea of you replacing him as team bird. The young mage is trying to get it to shoosh' as some of the meaner men in the bar turn thier heads to see what the racket is.

>>13082807
Shit-shotgun that crow.
Seriously, people are trying to drink here.

>>13082807

Peck warrior in ear.

Antagonize the crow so it makes a bigger rachet

>>13082816

But you might piss off the wizard!

Besides, we are trying to WOO it! Unless the crow has a scat fetish, pooping all over it won't help!

>>13082826
Have you ever been in a city?

ALL birds have a scat fetish.

>>13082807
Slap the shit out of that crow.
You heard me. WINGSLAP WITH THE FURY OF A THOUSAND SUNS.
That'll teach it to shut up around its betters.

Haters gonna hate crow, deal with it.

Just ignore the dickhead, let him bitch and moan all he wants, cause at the end of the day, all the people in the bar will get pissed at the loud mouth crow rather then the cool calm chickadee.

>>13082807
Can we talk to the crow? Do we know bird sign language?

>>13082846

I'd imagine that'd be a new feat.

>>13082867
Probably an INT related feat

>>13082816
you have no shit left!
the crow uses the opportunity to peck you right in the ass

RIGHT. IN. THE.ASS.

>>13082928

Powerpeck that fucker

Oh! Thats fucking it!

TALON KICK THAT DICKHOLE!

>>13082928
Oh no you didn't.

>>13082935 here

Powerpeck while SPINNING

It will become DRILLING POWER PECK

>>13082928
RIP THAT FUCKERS BEAK OFF!!!

>>13082928
Motherfucking no.
Smite the infidel.
Or at least charge money, so people don't think we're *that* kind of bird.

>>13082953
While executing a cross-shaped double wing slap! And channeling beams of pure rage from our eyes!

>>13082979

"Just who the hell do you think I am, Crow?!" chirped the Dire Chickadee, a flame alight in his beady eyes.

Chicka Toppa Gurren Lagann

>>13082928

Oh, it is time to get S̸̛̼̖̯͕̮ͧ̈̂͂̔̑̋ͤ̉ͬ͒ͪ̚E̡͒ͦͣͪ͏͍̘̝͝ͅR͓͙͓̙͍̲̬̊̔̍ͭ͘Iͮ́ͨͫ̾
̔̄ͭ̋ͣͩ̑̄̅̄͆͏̸̺̳̳̫̜̗̱͟O̸̺͙͖̗̠ͯ͆ͦ̾̓̏͑̒͑̓̚̚̕̕͟͡U͕ͮͫ̊̀̚
̝͙͔̰̠͈̥̳̬͇̙̤̩̻̼ͅS̷̢̲̝̗͙̥̏͊̌́.

>>13083043
H̸̨͔̘͈͙̘̖̲̠̩̅ͭ̔͠ḛ̪̖̮̝̥̩̠̇͂̋ͥͨͫ ̷͔͔̣̫͎̌̒̓̋̐̉͜ŵ̷̝͙̫͎̓ͤͪͤ̚͠h̜̭͖̜͍̙̬̥̪ͤ̅o̥͕̬̐̅ ̨̼̙̯̹̯̖̹̱̼͒ͯ̂̈́ͪẀ̙̹͙̫ͫ̉ͧ̕ả̲͓͎̗͇͍̪͌ͤ̄̎̽̅̓͟i̡̲̤͙͇̥̺͊̌
̬t̞̺͌̑̐͋̾͊̚s̟͖̘̈́̊̽͆̌̓ ̴̠̩̯̭̣̪͍ͫ͊B̢̪̓͗̏͘e̠̯ͤ̎͂̃̆h̡̝̬̭͙͖̜̹̙͖̊͂̿̀̀ͥͫ́̀ï̴͈̑n̐̎
̢͔̘̣͔̓͗d̩̬̻̩͍̣͇̥̦̃̓́̂̚͜ ̥̂̔͐̿ͧ̿̐͂͠Ţ̶͉̺̫̜͎͕͓͔͆̽̈̇̚ͅh̼̫̠̎̐e̸̮͙̲͂͆̆͞ ̏ͭͬ̎͊͒͏̸̧̰̤̺̥ͅO̝̳͔͈̘̥͒̏ͣͦ̑̄ͭ̓w̳̯͙͎̍̾͟l̵̸̷̮͍̳̤̅ͭ͛̚ḃ̓
̡̢̩͉͓͔̖̖͔̯̈́ͤ̽̊̉͟e̫͍̩̱̫͙͗ͦͩ͞a̼̠̗̟̰̺̝̿̓ͮͥ͠r̸͙͗̉̌ͧͣͪ͑̚͠
̙͕̙͉̘͍.̏̄͊̒ͯ́͝͏̵͈͕
̓ͬ͋ͬ͏̠̣̼͎̱̺Ç͍̺̹̬̟̒̐̈́͜͠H̝̪̹̘͍͗̎͆I̡͉̖̯͈̜̘͈͓̓͊ͯͭ͘C̀ͯ̀͢
̟K̺̪̬̰̻̤͎ͨ͂͗A̸̡̹̞̰̤̤̣͍ͨͪ͊D͕̥̹̠͕͍̅͗͑̑̋̔ͮ͟ͅȨ̴̼̦͚͛̄̇͑͢
̗̬͇̣͇̲E͈ͨ͊!̷̮̗͌̾̍̑̐͞

>>13082928
You miss and take out some of a pole foundation!
**it seems to sacrifice some of your accuracy for power when you use that attack**

The young mage instead of just HANDLING his bird like he should have done from the beginning, has opted for his familiar to get the exp from killing you.
He casts -mage armor- on the crow.

>>13083119
Take the hat and get the fuck out of there.

>>13083119
Roll seduction on the crow

>>13083119
Bitch, do you see this bitchin' cape? We did not just find it.

>>13083119
Oh, it's fucking on now chaps. Strike the crow with a barrage of wing strikes!

>>13083119
>>13083125
only to return to slap that crow's shit with it

>>13083119
EQUIP OWLBEAR BEAK. PROCEED TO JOUST.

>>13083150
>>13083125
Actually, yeah. Dart for the hat, pick it up, throw it on the crow. While it's stunned/blinded from being covered by the hat, bust through the hat and K.O. the crow with a supercharged power peck.

>>13083164
screw the power peck it ha failed us already we must gouge with all our might

rolled 35 = 35

>>13083158
Combine that with this>>13083164 and we have a winning combo

>>13083186
I'd like to change my action from fleeing to doing this.

>>13083185
It failed us because it's inaccurate. But with the crow confused under the brim of the hat, there will be no opportunity for him to dodge.

>>13083186
Agreed. Flip down the beak of the owlbear helmet before our MAXIMUM PECK attack.

>chickadee uses lolwut
>it's super effective!

>>13083125
the crow stands between you and the hat!

the bar patrons start taking bets on who will win.

rolled 63 = 63

>>13083252
Do this>>13083186

>>13083252
Equip Owlbear beak. Stab the fuck out of it.

>>13083252
Use the owlbear beak like a spear and attack with SUPER POWER PECK

rolled 54 = 54

>>13083270
HEAVEN OR HELL.

>>13083252
Power Peck towards him. If he dodges we get the hat and can execute our cunning plan, if he doesn't we smack him right in the face.

>>13083288
This

rolled 46 = 46

>>13083288
I like

>>13083288
Genius

>>13083288
Yes, we shall play chicken with the crow!

Bumping to make sure it doesn't die.

Call me paranoid.

rolled 78 = 78

>>13083476
Mind is just doing the art for the post relax.

Kill Miam Burn!

>>13083518
Sorry, I recently abandoned /v/ entirely because it's a flaming pile of shit, but the posts moved fast. Came to /tg/ occasionally, but after tonight's amazing performance with D&D/40K threads everywhere, and this thread, I think I'll live here from now on.

>>13083540

I wind up visiting /tg/ more than I do /v/ as of late, myself.

>>13083540
Good idea

>>13083540
>I think I'll live here from now on.

Hooray!

Another convert. Have a furry-themed role-playing game.

>>13083270
This party..... is getting crazy. *danteface.jpeg*

You don your helm, as the crow dives at your unprotected belly.

(cont)

**lucky the nostril holes were where your eyes are!**

>>13083582
>>13083582

This is fucking awesome.

>>13083582

>crazy party
>joust mode

>>13083565
Sweet.

The trolling potential for this is immense, as a DM, at least. I wonder how long I can keep them from finding out they're playing furries?

>>13083612
um, indefinitely?

We need to get the heads of ever larger birds, so we can utilise unlimited beak works.

>>13083582
WHAM! your mighty blow knocks all the wind out of it. and was even enough to break its spine!

The young mage looks on in horror as his lifeless familiar falls to the floor.

Alot of money excanges hands...

>>13083632
Can we dual-wield the crow's beak (once we get it) and the owlbear one?

>>13083612

http://www.mediafire.com/?x603c0z203lgyrl

>>13083643

AHAHAHAHA

I wonder if the familiar's death makes the mage lose HP...

>>13083643
SKIN IT
TAKE THE BEAK

>>13083643
carry it to a taxidermist then mount it at our nest

>>13083643
take it to taxidermist then mount it in our nest

Gentlemen, we must not forget the Barrelbarian! Go back to him and strike a badass pose, and go with him to take down the green beast!

>>13083673
>>13083683
sorry got mistype popup and it went up without me realizing

Clearly that mage can't MAGE ARMOR for shit.

>>13083643
Damn, I hoped we'd just subdue it, not kill it.

Well, yeah, let's try and sign up with the barrelbarian again. I get the feeling this mage and a suspiciously familiar undead crow are going to become our nemeses though.

>>13083704

Equipping the owl-bear beak gives the Power Peck feat a "pierce" affect, I guess.

Lets become the mages NEW FAMILIER

Inspire CONFIDENCE in him and with our metagame make him the BEST WIZARD EVER and in doing so making us the BEST BIRD EVER

>>13083734
Fuck that, we are the barrelbarian's familiar now.

>>13083734
I do feel a bit bad about killing the mage's familiar, but he did try and egg it on to kill us. Let's stick with Mr Barrelbarian.

>>13083647
not as a helm at least, its too small compared to the owlbear beak.
>>13083660
To the victor go the spoils!

Out of the corner of your eye you see the young mage readying a spell, he seems to regard you as an enemy now...

**the mage armor WAS weak as hell**

>>13083825
Throw the beak right in his eye! STRENGTH FOUR MOTHERFUCKER!

>>13083825
Throw the hat over his face, then joust his dick.

If we win, pose on the Barrelbarian's shoulder.

Charge the wizard, got for the eye!

rolled 30 = 30

>>13083825
Get in his face.
ALPHA AS FUCK.

>>13083643
we better get ready to doge some spells. If I were that wizard I would try to kill us.

>>13083825
FULL POWER!

SPINNING POWER PECK!

spinning drill peck right in his face, as he tries to recover stab out his eyes with his own familiar's beak.

Gooo for the eyes, Boo. GOOO FOR THE EYES,YEEEEAAAAAAAH!!!

>>13083836
The beak took the brunt of the magic missile attack, but was destroyed.

>>13083825
THIS IS JUST SELF-DEFENSE. YOU ARE FULLY JUSTIFIED IN LAYING THE PROVERBIAL SMACK DOWN ON THAT SCRAWNY WIZARDLET'S ASS.

Or, you know, on his eyes. Since that's more likely you'll do any damage.

Continue charge at the Wizard's left eye, cawing in rage!

>>13083905
Land on the Barrelbarian's shoulder.

Taunt the mage, get him to cast at you then:

Do a barrel roll! Press A to boost!

>>13083905
Time for the hat blind manuver

>>13083905
Power Peck that four eyes!

>>13083905
oh god, I'm just imagining the onlookers reactions to this.

>>13083963
"Awe struck" comes to mind

>>13083922
This, or:
>>13083924
This.

Prepare your Ironwing Attack, and Aim For The Eyes!

>>13083905
GOUGE HIS EYES
he made himself our enemy, and also destroyed our trophy from the crow!

We definitely need to increase our speed/accuracy next level

>>13084016
1 speed one accuracy, 1 power

>>13084011
Next we take it's talons and make a necklace

>>13084016
Speed next level. We're not going to be able to fight the wizard without help, so I suggest either throwing the hat at him or going to the barrelbarian for help. Flying into a spell he's casting is a bad idea.

Channel the escaping life force of the crow familiar and use it to shape a flesh minion, losing 1 strength for the next 2 actions!

I say one point goes into Power just to even it all out for a better feat. And hey Maybe we should buff up some Toughness. Wouldn't it be more intimidating if you saw a Chickadee take a magic missile and shrug it off like it was nothing?

>>13083918
You dodge the magic missile hell, your helm taking a few shots in your stead!

The mage yells in anger! "why can I hit you!"

>>13084055
>>13084027
I think 2 speed, 1 toughness.

Devour the Wizards heart, it may give us a magical power of some sort.

>>13084073
Take his hat, land on the Barrelbarian.

>>13084073

Take his wand!

>>13084079
his heart is his courage which he lacks devou the brain

>>13084078
>>13084072

I was unaware we could split it up

We couldn't do that for the 3 STR points

>>13084073
between dodging all the blows before, you fail to hit your mark, instead scratching at his eyebrows!

the mage readies cone of cold!

>>13084100
Take the hat! To the Barrelbarian!

>>13084078
>>13084072
>>13084027
We add to stats in threes, going by last thread.

>>13084100

Thievery Check! Take the wand!

rolled 20 = 20

>>13084073
If he's within striking distance, Peck is eyes out / steal his wand.

If he's not, ready an action to dive behind the Barrelbarian as soon as the wizard casts again... the missile should hit the Fighter.

ROLLIN' CHICKADEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

Pull his hat down over his eyes.

Grab his wand and blast him with it!

>>13084100
Cones are narrowest where they start. Just keep moving, he'll probably miss. If you're exceptionally dodgy, maybe he'll freeze his own foot or something.

God fucking damn! It's 4am here and I have an exam study period in the morning, but I don't want to go to bed. THE WAIT IS EXCRUTIATING.

>>13084202
Same here.
Chickadee is great.
This guy should sell this shit.

>>13084222
I think I'll give it another ten minutes, then go to bed.

I hope this shit gets archived; this is the greatest Quest I've ever seen.

Check out suptg for the eventual archive. Chickadee I is on there as well.

>>13084284
Link to the first plz.

Fucking look it up, it's not hard. There's this amazing thing called Google.

>>13084312
There's also this amazing thing called not being an asshole.

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Chickadee%20Quest

>>13084100
you take his hat and make a mad dash to the Barrelbarian!

the mage casts!

oh...UH oh

>>13084100
Well shit. dive behind obstacles and gtfo.

>>13084385
Hide behind the bar.
Get drunk on any available booze while hiding.

>>13084385
and thats why you never anger the Barrelbarian.
**it seems this barbarian can control its rage power**

>>13084402
Watch. Is barrelbarian worthy of being our master? Let's find out.

>>13084419
*can't control
whoops

>>13084420
I foresee many luls to be had being his pet and instigating shit between him and other folk.

>>13084419
Eat the bloody entrails of the mage

>>13084402
the Barrelbarian, regains his senses...

"shit, there goes my only help..."

You hide behind the bar counter and view the aftermath of the carnage.
bits of the young mage are everywhere...

>>13084514
Another victory for Chickadee

Now devour the Mage's delicious brainmeats.

Come out before him and show your power!

>>13084514
Perch on his shoulder. Wearing the hat.

>>13084514
present yourself to him in a way that suggests you could be the help he needs. Possibly by dancing on the wizards corpse.

>>13084531
Mmmm delicious brain-meats!

"Well i guess you got to make the best of a bad thing there little buddy." the Barrelbarian sighs.
"I like the cut of your jib, pal, how bout you and me take out that green bastard ourselves?"

You level up (not from the brain-meats)
speed:1
strength:4
toughness:1
intelligence:1

Feats: Powerpeck (str)

--pick 3 points to go to 1 stat, what you pick also determines the feat you get.

--only taking the first 5 votes.

>>13084621
speed! bringer of death!

to speed. I think we also deserve an intelligence boost from the sweet brain meat, as well proof of the intelligence we used in owning this fucker.

>>13084621

Speed, beak of the north star up in here.

>>13084621
Well, I promised speed last time so I'm voting speed now.

>>13084643
Seconding Intelligence. Being smarter means knowing HOW to better apply our CHICKADEE KICK!

the barrelbarian needed a wizard, we should take intelligence and be the magic user of the group

rolled 50 = 50

Speed as last time.

>>13084621
Intelligence we won through our use of tactics

>>13084681
Why boost a skill we already know we have?

No, if anything, it proves that we have a lot of int already.

Vote speed this time, like we said last time. Next time, we'll go for intelligence.

I'm voting for intelligence. If we get a high enough int we should learn how to speak common instead of only understanding it.

>>13084664
>seconding intelligence
>post quoted doesn't recommend intelligence

>>13084741
>also intelligence
Look again, rbo.

I recommend IQ, if only so we can has learn commonspeak

>>13084640
>>13084643
>>13084647
>>13084651
>>13084664
speed it is!

speed:4
strength:4
toughness:1
intelligence:1

Feats: Powerpeck (str), *new* mach 1 (spd)

you can now dive at mach one!
**it makes you very tired however**

The Barrelbarian waits for your answer, as well as thinking how crazy he his for talking to a bird in a crowded bar

Intelligence GET!

>>13084790
... damnit, too slow.

>>13084782
Nod frantically.

Lets score us some bird seed

>>13084782
Bow to him dramatically and chirp something bold.

>>13084782
Pick up a piece of the fallen mage, sit on the barbarian's shoulder and sing.
Look proud, tough, and like a boss.

rolled 93 = 93

Hop onto his shoulder and nod our head.

>>13084782
Give him a bro wing!

give the barrelbarian a bro wing

>>13084799
>>13084805
>>13084812
>>13084829
>>13084830
>>13084864
Do all of it!

>>13084643
Agreed.
Speedy, somewhat intelligent, and brawny as a dire chicadee should be, we're getting strong!

>>13084799
To Be Continued!

*party member get!

>>13084938
Well, a barely-controllable ragemonkey is a fitting companion for our insanely bloodthirsty chickadee.

Hey guys, Powerpeck+Mach1+Owlbear Joust...
Anyone else smell cheese?

>>13085000
its a last ditch maneuver, like the Picard Maneuver

>>13085000
Yes I know I do.

>>13085000
speed stat raises accuracy, but powerpeck and joust mode lowers it. so be careful when you try it

>>13084782
Is this literal Mach 1 where we break the sound barrier and create a sonic boom, or just going really fast?

>>13085089
340.29 m / s is literal Mach 1..Jesus fuck.

>>13085089
you cant break the sound barrier with mach one. (340 m/s)

Mach one can be used in a short burst
but with toughness at 1 don't run into anything without protection.

>>13085173
Next level we need to get toughness anyway, lest we get slapped out of the air at every slight hit

BEST QUEST EVER.

>>13085498
glad my first time doing something like this is going so well!
anyway Chickadee Quest continues tomorrow at either 6 or 7!

>>13082718
saved

>>13083582

FUCKING.
SAVED.

>>13085562
You should acquire a trip

Forever Immortalized.

>>13086729
damn it