>drugs aren't bad! - you just can't handle the truth

Never change, /tg/. Never change.

32/10

>delicious alcohol

requesting original version of OP's pic.

You know....


There is infinitely more chance to turn out as a successful trap then to turn out as a brave, stout warrior of the mountain homes crafting artefacts of incredible beauty and worth.

IE: you will never be a dwarf

sitting around and drinking with a bunch of friends is the default recreational activity for a good goddamn reason.

>>13101468
You know what, fuck you, I'm gonna get me a mountain and strike the earth like it's never been struck before... Just as soon as I can get me a wagon a pick about 60 barrels of booze and 6 of my peers... oh and two cat

>>13101507
Ahahaha, good luck Urist!

It's always interesting how hormone treatment magically manages to reset your facial bone structure.

>>13101420

She's got a decent rack...

>SNORT 2 INCHES OF COKE UNTIL YOUR BEARD GROWS
facial hair and snorting stuff doesn't fit. A decent beard will fuck up your lines AND you'll get your beard dirty

>>13101507

I'm with you, Urist. I can even provide one cat.

>>13101468
>you will never be a dwarf

Oh I will, I will. I just need a shitload of drugs.

Last time I did speed along with no sleep I looked in the mirror and everything turned grey, and I began sprouting a beard and chesthair.

>>13101533
>implying rising up from the coke table with your entire beard covered in white powder isn't alpha as fuck

>>13101592
ILOVECOCAINEBEAR.jpeg

OP: Who the hell says we can't do both? Hell, I never got hammered before I started HRT.

>>13101592
It's not, you look like a pastry chef that just had a seizure

itt: dwarffags and normal sane people engage in cripple fight

>>13101608
As an epileptic pastry chef, I disagree.
We look so much less awesome.
In fact, I shit myself last time. That was not cool.
All those poor poor crepes.

>>13101608
I'm gonna smoke PCP and rape your anus with a meathook.

>don't like the taste of beer
>become a girl

Sure is a blonde bitch.

This thread is NUMBERS, MASON! WHAT DO THEY MEAN? batshit insane.

>>13101592

Nothing is alpha about destroying your body with drugs instead of building it with intense physical training so that you can crush scrawny little girly-men who binge drink and wear pink polo-shirts with popped collars between your hands like the pathetic sacks of shit they are.

>>13101616
>normal sane people
>4chan

You delusional, bro?

>>13101675
Yeah. Ending up as a fit person in jail after their daddies have sued you for all your worldly possessions is also a plus.

>>13101675
Shut the fuck up, you miserable piece of Steroid shit.

>>13101592
Being alpha as fuck implies a measure of self-awareness, pride, self-maintainance, and cleanlyness. What you are describing is a slovenly and generally distasteful picture of an individual who cannot partake of an intoxicant without making a mess of himself and everything around him.

>>13101675
Hey, i work out and binge drink. Not as effective as working out without drinking, but i fail to give a shit. And the only time you can see me with a popped collar is when i pop the one on my coat during a snowstorm.

And pink polo boys are funny, they rarely can stomach even a 0,5 of vodka but talk like they're the shit.

>>13101447
What was this guy mas at?

>>13101714
>Kender Rights Activist

WHAT THE FUCK MAN?

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU SMOKING?

WHATEVER IT IS, IT MUST BE HELLA BAD MATE...

>>13101714
>Being alpha as fuck implies a measure of not giving two shits about some worthless namefag's opinions as to what or what not constitutes being alpha as fuck

FTFY.

Alpha Male thread?

>>13101709
There are two basic groups of people at any gym:
1. People who work out because they like the progress, they like to get tired, test their limits and be strong as fuck.
2. People who want to look good on the beach or in the club.

It's usually the second category that goes insane on suplements and chemicals.

The moar you know.

>>13101751
Only if you're alpha enough to DO A LOT OF DRUGS N WENCHES~!

>>13101592
Only in your own mind. Every time you end up drunken like rake-shaft? Every time you spazz out on whatever you've just taken and think you look so fucking manly? Everyone even remotely more sober looks at you and thinks "well, at least I'm not as bad as this piece of shit is". Next time you get pig-faced, remeber every glance at you is nothing but pure disdain and pity. You're not alpha, you're in need of help and none of your friends is loyal enough to tell you that.

>>13101797
>implying everyone isn't as shitfaced as me

Sounds like you go to shitty places for a drink.

>>13101804

No, he probably doesn't drink at all because real men don't drink, don't do drugs, don't smoke, and hang around alone every Friday night, because they're considered too fucking boring and judgmental pricks to hang out with by everybody else. That's alpha as fuck.

>>13101804
>Implying I don't stop when I feel the nice rausch coming over and everything's easier and happier, and instead carry on drinking like I'm fourteen and end up sleeping in my own vomit.

>>13101826
>he doesn't snort some lines when he gets too drunk

So... some douchebag drunk, stoner wised up and turned into something I can fuck? Fuck, I really do live in the future!

>amistakeyouallshouldnevermakemydeartgfriends.jpg
>mistake
>friends

You!
Yes, you! You are NOT my friend.

>>13101420
>Keg
>Not moderate amounts of good imported beer
>Coke
>Not Mushrooms/Mescaline/Acid

>>13101896
You can buy a keg of good beer. Really.

And acid is probably the worst party drug ever, followed by shrooms

why is this thread still here

>>13102031
Because no touhou pictures were posted.

ah, poor druggie bastards. I never will understand the feeling of immense inferiority that leads to such abuse.

I suppose I could if I cut a few inches off, but that certainly isn't worth the effort.

druggies: grow a pair.

>>13101420
So can I get the original to this?

>>13102815
Bump for this

> Ugly guys becoming pretty guy-girls
Ew.

Everytime I see this shit, you faggots make me sad; especially you mega-fucked bastards that think you can actually become a woman.
Sad stuff.


Smoke weed everyday.

>>13103637
>ewwwwww traps and trannies! How dare they make me question my sexuality when I'm out of my weed-induced stupor!
You're the worst troll ever.

0/10

I personally disagree with you OP