Signs of The Eternal Spiral
---------------------------
Spiral Enthrallment: What begins as a slight fascination with a spiral shape ends with a full-body transformation into something outright alien that is wholly devoted to The Eternal Spiral.

* Faint DC 45 - A few individuals start to take great interest in spiral shspes, both in collecting and crafting them (pottery, clothing, artwork, etc...).

* Moderate DC 35 - Those who have found themselves slaves to Uzumaki begin to mutilate their bodies to resemble spirals by breaking their bones and wrenching their limbs into coiled shapes. Some thralls actually mutate into choiled shapes naturally with elongated, wirey limbs and tongues. Either way, few thralls survive this process. Non-thralls will begin to feel on edge.

* Strong DC 25 - As Moderate, except thralls change form naturally and their survival rate is increased. Non-thralls may begin to experience traumatic changes to their minds and bodies as well, now. Those who are lethargic and exhausted may find themselves slowly turning into 'snail people' over the course of one week. Those who remain within zones heavilly-tainted by Uzumaki's influence could turn into horned spiral beasts. And those charismatic few who draw attention to themselves or crave admiration may transform into a short-lived spiral medusa or devouring spiral.

* Overwhelming DC 15 - As Strong, except all but a handfull of survivors will mutate into either a snail person or a devoted spiral thrall.

Nature's Spiral: Such is the power of Uzumaki that even nature, space and time spiral under its influence.

* Faint DC 45 - Subtle changes in the weather cause small whirlwinds to spin about with increasing frequency, streams and rivers are pockmarked with tiny whirlpools, fiddleheads grow in abundance even out of season and tiny snails are seen in the daytime more than usual.

* Moderate DC 35 - As Faint, except steam and smoke rising into the air swirls in an unnatural spiraling manner that filters back to the ground above the hidden entrance to Uzumaki. If the smoke is from a funeral pyre the spiraling ashes breifly take on the visage of the deceased. Clusters of spiral galaxies appear brighter in the night sky.

* Strong DC 25 - As Moderate, except nature is fully under the control of Uzumaki - grass and trees grow and warp into spiral curls, clouds swirl overhead in terminating spirals, and whirlwinds and whirlpools are a common event and have much greater force.

* Overwhelming DC 15 - Any unfortunate attempting to leave Uzumaki's spiral influence is now doomed to failure. Hurricanes center over the affected area and may remain motionless for days on end with winds that can manipulate any object Uzumeki desires. Any rapid movement of the air (via running, exhaling heavilly, swinging a weapon, etc...) creates a hurricane force wind that travels in a cone towards the direction aimed; flying creatures or objects that stir the air heavilly are instantly swallowed by a tornado and grounded. Colossal whirlpools likewise devour any vessel on the open water. Reality itself is also warped - any individual who tries to leave the spiral will find all routes leading back into themselves, as well as being affected by time differently (1 hour spent in the fringes = 2 months passed in the spiral).

>>7589122
>drr drr
fuck you

Uzumaki, The Eternal Spiral
---------------------------
LE Colossal aberration
Init: (acts last each round of combat)
Senses: Blindsight 500 ft., True Seeing
Aura: Calcifying Aura 1000 ft. (line of sight)
Languages: telepathy 2 miles, tongues
AC: 35
HP: 240
Immune: Cold, Electricity, Gaze attacks, Elder Evil immunities
Resist: Fire/Acid 20, DR/20 Bludgeoning/Slashing, SR 30
Fort +20, Ref +0, Will +15
Speed: --
Melee: --
Space 100 ft.; Reach 15' (spiral spears)
Base Atk: --
Atk Options: Spiral spears (+25 melee; all targets within reach; 2d6 piercing damage)
Special Actions: Mesmerize
Spell-Like Abilities: (CL 20th): Time Stop (no save)
Abilities: Str -, Dex -, Con 50, Int 40, Wis 40, Cha 25
SQ: nondetection, signs (Spiral Enthrallment, Nature's Spiral)

Combat
------
Uzumaki, lacking movement, sits atop its dias and emits a slow and steady greenish-blue pulse that reflects off of the other spiral designs in the cavern and illuminates all. The danger comes from staring at an illuminated spiral for more than a few moments or else risking being mesmerized. While mesmerized the victim must make a Will save DC 25 or begin to petrify via Uzumaki's calcifying aura. In addition to the threat from the hypnotic effect, the spirals around the cavern pose threats all their own - treading on the uneven growths counts as difficult terrain as they grab outward to try and trip any would-be champion (DC 20 Balance check to keep from falling), and the small and medium-sized spirals that line Uzumaki's cavern stab outward to slay intruders who venture too close.

After Uzumaki's HP is reduced by 50% (or if all combatants are dead or have retreated to the surface) it will cease pulsing and begin accumulating a massive quantity of mana (all spellcaster characters will feel this and should be given the hint that something powerful will soon be cast). After 10 rounds of drawing mana, the stairway leading to the surface will begin to corkscrew upwards and eventually lock into place with the completed spiral above ground (taking a total of 10 more rounds). The round in which the stairway locks and Uzumaki has finished storing mana (on the 20th round) Uzumaki will cast Time Stop on its lair with no save afforded. Any characters remaining in the chamber will be instantly calcified and locked in stasis until a time in the distant future when The Eternal Spiral stirs once more.

Templates
(with the exception of Snail Person and Spiral Medusa, all templates below turn the creature's alignment lawful evil)
---------
Snail Person: A sad fate awaits the lethargic or those who tire themselves wandering on the fringes of Uzumaki's influence. 'Snail People' are humanoids who have slowed down enough to be snared by Uzumaki, and thus are reformed into a more fitting shape - that of a generic snail. Snail people retain their original form's size and a few of their facial features but nothing else. Only a Wish or Miracle can undo the curse, but ONLY after Uzumaki has been driven back into stasis or less likely, destroyed.

Spiral Medusa: Uzumaki bores into the minds of all within his spiral and his influence can rattle even the kindest humanoids. Spiral medusas are nothing more than these unnerved unfortunates suddenly cursed with very, VERY long hair spun into large spiraling patterns over their heads. Sadly, those that would rather not accept this gift find themselves unable to refuse - as their hair turns upon them at the first sign of rebellion. Thus, spiral medusas unwillingly (or proudly!) go about their daily lives while their hair hypnotises all who gaze upon their spiraling patterns. Templated humanoid (with required CHA of 14+) is constantly Fatigued; take 1 CON damage per day that does not regenerate until their hair is cut or burned off; gains a Hypnotic gaze (as the spell) to all targets within 30'; gains reach 15'; always makes a grapple attempt after any successful melee attack; is never considered flat-footed; CR +2.

Spiral Thrall: To some, the mesmerizing pull of spirals is so great that they themselves desire to become one with them. This process is both painful and terrifying and yet wonderous to those in the grip of madness. To others, however, becoming a spiral thrall starts simply out of survival. As the powers of Uzumaki manifest ever stronger, humanoids that band together find safe shelter harder to find. Out of desperation even good beings may begin to deny entry to wayfarers, hoard food for themselves and develop a mob mentality. These like-minded groups of individuals don't even realize until it's too late that they have become uncaring thralls who are wound around each other like a ball of vipers. Templated humanoid's movement speed reduced to 10' and loses any other types of movement unless magical; -8 penalty on all skill checks (except climbing); reach 10'; can make a grapple attempt after any successful melee attack; CR -1.

Horned Spiral Beast: Within Uzumaki's spiral of influence there are isolated areas of concentrated taint. Those who seek rest in these areas will quickly be infested with cone-shaped blisters that gradually harden and elongate. Given enough time the growths will sharpen and extend from every inch of the victim - even from their eyesockets. Templated humanoid takes -8 penalty on Search and Spot checks; gains blindsight 60'; gains a gore attack (2d4 +STR bonus); deals an extra 1d4 piercing damage with every unarmed attack; deals 1 point of piercing damage when grappling/grappled; CR +2.

Devouring Spiral: Perhaps the most dangerous of Uzumaki's mutated victims are those that turn into devouring spirals. Ever craving the attention of others, these lonely individuals have en emptiness eating away inside of them. Literally. Devouring spirals may wake one day to find what used to be a simple scar or a tattoo on their body has warped into an actual moving spiral that consumes them inch by inch until they have collapsed into themselves and the void within. Within this time period, however, devouring spirals are driven to that which they desire most - a lover, a work of art, or perhaps a rival they were always jealous of. Templated humanoid (with required CHA of 14+) gains an opening on their body that acts as a Sphere of Annhilation that grows larger every moment; any object or equal-sized or smaller creature that moves adjacent must make a DC 20 STR check or be drawn into the opening and destroyed utterly; takes 1 CON drain per hour; when CON reaches 0 collapses upon itself and is destroyed without a trace; CR +4.

Uzumaki was a creepy manga, and seeing it adapted as an eldritch horror is pretty cool.

the dude who did Uzumaki really does some awesome stuff.

Good stuff. A lot of effort went into this and it shows.

>>7589213
it was... inevitable.

What about the baby mosquitoes?

im not too sure about the stats on the creature but the templates are ok. whats ops pic from anyway?

Worthy of Archival.

>>7589365
Manga called Uzumaki.

>>7589455

>>7589504
Its much worse than you think.

That's why its so good.

Anyone else think the stats are shit? 250 HP, a DC 25 will save vs. death and 2d6 damage/round versus people at high levels?

This is pretty fucking awesome. Good job OP, but I would give it more hit points. 240 isn't all that much when you think about it, a dedicated band of PCs with proper gear could take that out well before it gathered enough mana to time stop everyone.

Of course, that's if they are properly prepared. Having them stumble onto it out of the blue, now that would fuck someone's day over. The templates are pretty interesting as well. Good stuff to subject the poor party to before hand.

Now, what sort of sanity damage are we talking for all these things?

>>7589356
>>7589455
I second this.

I very much enjoyed reading the manga. Freaky as all fuck, though, and the ending left me a little dissatisfied. There were still a few questions I wanted answered. I suppose that's part of the charm of this sort of thing though, the lingering mystery.

>>7589577
>Now, what sort of sanity damage are we talking for all these things?
Actually, if you read Uzumaki, you'll see that the protagonists stay sane despite the horrors throughout the entire manga. I'd imagine they are the few with enough resistance to keep a level head about them during all this.

>>7589570
Yes. Those stats would make for a pathetic boss fight at Epic level. I suppose I should have mentioned that this was intended for a mid-teen party.

>>7589655
Even a mid-teen party could wipe the floor with that.

Needs more save-or-sucks.
Maybe the tendrils in the cave force transformation, maybe the only path that works to get to the center is a spiral.
Also, clues from the last uprising, and ways to find out more about how to combat this; though it looks decent as a Big-Lipped Alligator Incident.

Is Uzumaki an Elder Evil, or rather a malevolent Genius Loci?

Either way, the prospect is terrifying.

>>7589695
On second thought, not really a genius loci.

But still freaky.

>>7589712
Looks like a NOM NOM fiddlehead to me.

>OH GOD! SPIRALS IN MY BELLY!!

Now I just need to take this, and mix it with a TTGL system, to have the most terrifying/hotblooded campaign ever.

>>7589969
Uzumaki spirals go inwards.
TTGL spirals go outwards.
Uzumaki spirals start with snailling and end in calcification.
TTGL spirals end in drills, fire, and awesome.
Pair them as opposites.

>>7590046
What happens when a TTGL spiral collides with an Uzumaki spiral of equal mass?

>>7590046
Hmmm, perhaps Uzumaki is revealed as the true Spiral Nemesis, seeking to forcefully expand evolution both through its twisted mutations and in forcing others to grow in power to oppose it? Its ultimate goal being to cause the big crunch and create a new universe in its disgusting image.

>>7590109
A colorless explosion of nothing, and both disappear.
If you want to keep the 'Tainted Power' trope with spiral power, then have it be only possible by the existence of Uzumaki.

>>7590046
A dual Elder Evil campaign?!

>>7590592
One is Elder Evil.

The other is more like Elder AWESOME

>>7590612

It's a three way battle once you throw in the Anti-Spiral.

One seeks to repress all hope in the universe.

One seeks an inward influence, drawing in it's followers.

One continually expands outwards.

You are now realizing that the main character was narrating everything while petrified, and is conscious for all eternity.

...I might have missed them, where are the Jumping Spring Zombies, Mosquito Pragnant women and their crazy evil ass babbies?

The descriptions by the way are great

Speaking of descriptions, one thing I would add to the snail people one is that the transformation begins with a spiral bruise on the person's back that slowly protrudes into a solid snail shell a week later as the rest of the person goes to mush.

>>7590804
BAD END.

>>7589603
Main character's boyfriend definately suffered some loss of Sanity, but that could be attributed to the effects of Uzumaki's Influence rather than Uzumaki itself.

>>7590804
Shut up, they were Calcified in an unconcious eternal loving embrace. Quit trying to make Ito's work any more horrifying than it already is.

..Also, I note OP missed an important point on Snail People, or more exactly what untransformed Refugees do in relation too them, a DM should not forget about that particular aspect as it was the most terrifying part of the transformation near the end of the manga.

>>7590894

>>7590927
I'd actually post what it is, but /tg/ doesn't use [spoiler] [/spoiler] so there wouldn't be much point.

>>7590869
He could be considered the only sane one. He wanted to fucking LEAVE.

>>7590964

Snail People = rations!

>>7591036
I'm pretty fuckkin' sure that's some CHAOS SHIT right there...

I don't understand why anyone is dissatisfied with Uzumaki's ending. The whole goddamn thing forms a metaspiral whose grasp is ultimately inescapable and eternal. Cosmic horror at its finest.

>>7589455

...Should not want!

AAAAGGGHHHHHHHHHH

Uzumaki is extraplanar, hidden, concealed, invisible, located at a distance from the action it effects, and is not the apparent source of action.

PCs should be well fucked up by Uzumaki's minions well before they encounter Uzumaki itself.

Who else wants to see a spiral medusa in FATAL? Gotta wonder if the carpet would match the drapes.

...I'm thinking we should archive this. Genuine effort has gone into it and it should be kept for posterity and possible future use.

>>7591333

Agreed.

>>7591082
It gets worse. I know that seems unimaginable, but it fucking gets worse. Junji Ito is a scary motherfucker. With some of the most beautiful art that side of the god damn Pacific. I MEAN LOOK AT THAT ATTENTION TO DETAIL.

>>7591333
Someone already posted it, but I agree with some of the other anons in here that it needs polished. And nothing was mentioned about using the townfolk to build a spiral city or about the hidden entrance to the lair when it was finished. Or that sometime just for thrills Uzumaki kills people or messes with their head until they kill themselves.

>>7591275
...shut up.

SHUT UP.

SHUT YOUR FUCKING FACE.

DO NOT

GIVE THEM

FUCKING

IDEAS

May not be what you're looking for, but hey- It seemed appropriate.

>>7589969
>>7590046
>>7590118
>>7590712
read the posts that are linked below and let your mind be blown
http://edenstudiosdiscussionboards.yuku.com/reply/50941/t/Heroes-and-Monsters-of-the-Millenium-1995-
2005-.html#reply-50941
http://edenstudiosdiscussionboards.yuku.com/reply/43641/t/Heroes-and-Monsters-of-the-Millenium-1995-
2005-.html#reply-43641

Since I figure a bunch of anons might not have read the manga, here's what the spiral monsters would look like.

Top Left - Spiral Medusa
Top Right - Snail Person
Bottom Left - Horned Spiral Beast
Bottom Right - Devouring Spiral

Spiral Thralls are in my original post as the tangle of limbs.

>>7591674

Don't forget car wreck guy.

>>7591674
>>7591709

I prefer the spiral deity which grants fire, drills, and awesomeness.

>>7591709

Or the astronomer.

>>7589603
Yea, they end the manga not looking at Uzumaki, but at each other(kinda). Thus they 'win' by defying Uzumaki's power.

>>7592268
>Thus they 'win' by defying Uzumaki's power.

Please see >>7590804, anon. :(

>>7592268
Well, until it inevitably twists their forms into even more spirally shapes until they're both staring at Uzumaki instead.

>>7592297
Dirty lie.

>>7592322
Meh.. Umuzaki wouldn't care about two lumps of rock not looking at it. I think Uzumaki shouldn't really be intelligent even in the Mythos sense, it just reacts and twists.

>Uzumaki

"HWEE TWEESTAD EET FHOOR KAY-OSS!"

Is there anywhere online I can read this?

>>7592612
It's on onemanga.

>>7592612
http://www.onemanga.com/Uzumaki/

>>7592499
It definitely cares. Soichi explained what the spiral cares about: sucking things in and drawing their absolute attention. In the end, Uzumaki was an attention whore, and they truly did defy it with their love, although they died in the process.

>>7592618
>>7592657
Thanks.

>>7592668
Kinda like when a hawt camwhore posts on 4chan and people still sage the thread.

I liked this idea. The spiral elder god is more of a insidious threat than a hurr lots of hp tarrasque. It's about insanity, obsession and mutation.

>>7592668
An attention whore that went fucking overboard.

In a Shinto / Buddhist / Japanese Pagan context being immortal is the worst possible punishment.

You are now imagining digging too deep in a game of Dwarf Fortress and unearthing Uzumaki's cavern.

>>7592755
immortal AND immobile no less...

>>7592757

All dorfs enter on a fey mood, start carving creepy spiral shit.

>>7592755
For that matter, in pretty much any religious context.

Even in an atheist context, though, being immortal is a horrible thing if it's Uzumaki-style.

Honestly I think that instead of being able to kill Uzumaki, the only way to beat it is to leave as soon as someone starts getting obsessed with spirals. Once the town gets cut off from the outside world you're fucked and there's nothing you can do about it.

Don't tell your players this and laugh while you watch them try to defy the inevitable.

>>7592875
And when they kill the (easy) Uzumaki if they're not fossilised first, the entire plane crumbles to ash.

>>7592875
That's the catch though. Players will try their damnedest to root out the secret of the adventure without even realizing they are screwed. Although they could also survive if they don't bother to even fight Uzumaki and the caves seal up while they are above ground.

>>7592931
add a few hundred hp to the op original monster and then give it regen and see how the party handles the encounter then.

>>7592757
Didn't you read the dwarf dystopia thread? The reason the dwarves dig so deep is to find the elder evils and slay them before they rise.

>>7593084

Dorf kill-teams.

Destination: Hell

Reason: Personal Business

>>7590046
>>7590109

Knowing TTGL, the end of the TTGL vs Uzumaki fight would probably play out with TTGL using Giga Drill Breaker, hitting Uzumaki in the dead centre. Uzumaki then starts glowing green, and spins in the opposite direction.
"Gurren Lagann, spin on!"
And then reality itself turns into a giant robot. A giant robot the size of REALITY ITSELF.

>>7593119
URIST SLAYSON DEMANDS DEMONS
URIST SLAYSON DEMANDS DEVILS
URIST SLAYSON DEMANDS ELDRICH HORROR

This is a blood bath. All craftsdwarfship is of the highest quality. The blood splatter is in the shape of an elder being. The elder being is being struck down.

>>7592998
Fuck it, regen the plane from ash after they kill it. The ash accumulates slowly, and then begins spiralling.

>>7593129

Even the people who left the town would return when cremated. The only way to win is to not play.

>>7593241
but you're already playing.

Don't forget the dimensional peculiarities of the village. The spiral eventually start affecting the dimensions of the place, until the only exits from town start curving and spiralling around themselves. The only way to escape once the paths begin spiralling is to move through them faster than they can spiral outwards.

They can't escape once they know enough to escape. They have to be able to not lose the encounter in some way for it to be possessed of any meaning as a campaign.

>>7593129
We need a spiral possessed artfag on this ASAP.

HEY!

HEYYYY!!

sleep tight.

Does anybody have that comic where the comic strip becomes aware and starts reproducing?

>>7594218
>>7594227
>>7594240
what is this? I'm not familiar with this.

>>7589259

THIS IS MY HOLE

IT WAS MADE FOR ME

>>7594299

Or perhaps the one where everything becomes a horrific maze?

>>7594331
DRR....DRR....DRR..........DRR

>>7594331

>>7594218
>>7594227
>>7594240
HEY, LISTEN!

HEY, LISTEN!

HEY, LISTEN!

pg 2

>>7594425

Squick-compensators ENGAGE.

>>7594240
OH FUCK WHY DID I READ THIS THREAD. I WAS JUST ABOUT TO GO TO BED TOO.

3
or source on HEY!...look up Fuan no tane on /rs
NEVER SLEEP AGAIN.

>>7592612
>>7592618
>>7592657


Well....I just read through all of it in one sitting. That was thoroughly fucked up, and now I am noticing spirals everywhere.

The part in the hospital was particularly nightmare fuel. Thanks for ruining my sanity /tg/.

4

giving up on labyrinth. shit is too HUGE.

going back to FAUN no tane.

1

>>7594299

Sounds like one of Shintaro Kago's stories.

And this thread pretty much solidifies it that I'm running Uzumaki in my next CoC game.

2

3

wait for it...

>>7594547

Kago is fucked.

Except "Dance! KREMLIN PALACE" is pretty hilarious.

"I need to inflate my womb! MORE!"
"Russian Roulette tanks, artillery, and aircraft."

4...

5

!!

5

7

8

9

10

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!

this... is scaring the shit out of me

>>7594653

NO MORE

PLEASE NO MORE

1 more before i shower.

Mr. Newt

1

>>7594718
Mr. Newt is one of two in that whole series that scares me.

Goddamn.

>>7594653

2

FLOOD DETECTION is the only thing protecting your souls.

3

I'll show you the power of a real Uzumaki, dattebayo!

>>7594772

and then Naruto was a snail person

4

SLEEP TIGHT /TG!!

DON'T LET THE ELDRITCH UNKNOWABLE HORRORS BITE!

this thread shows the japs do lovecraftian horror better than lovecraft.

>>7594754

>>7594772

can I get a link to labyrinth I haven't seen that one before.

>>7594782

as if we could stop them

>>7594780
Don't worry! That was just a Henge!

>>7594810

Hope you enjoy being awake:

http://samehat.blogspot.com/2007/12/labyrinth-by-shintaro-kago.html

FUCK wrong pic. adds suspense though don't it?

HERE YOU /TG. THE CONCLUSION to Mr. NEWT! SANE CHECK!

>>7594762
>>7594782
These two do not appear to follow each other.

At all.

>>7591003
This is why I weep for him and not the chick. He was the only character who I liked, because he was the only one who didn't deserve it.

>>7594847
And that's about the point where I go pull up the Pain Series, turn the computer towards the window, and watch that thing never come by again.

if i feel like it, after my shower i'll try to throw more stories in for those of you brave of heart or foolish of dear sanity.

>>7594847
its just hungry...

>>7594908

I've actually read most of these before. Impress me with more, OP.

>>7594874
But, what if it LIKES the Pain Series?

>>7594965
Then show it pictures of consensual heterosexual intercourse in the missionary position.

>>7590804
>You are now realizing that the main character was narrating everything while petrified, and is conscious for all eternity.

That was just subunit 954782 feeding it's personal experiences to greater combined self of the Uzumaki.

>>7594846
ok I just read it, what the fuck this was supposed to be scary? it was retarded.

>>7594847
Oddly, the incorrect picture was actually rather fitting. Think about it. Ever since he saw that thing, it's been lurking outside the building. Even after he grew up, he never managed to figure out what it was.

If you solve the mazes, you get a reward.

Short and simple, but this one is one of the creepiest to me, no idea why.

>>7595689

>this thread
... mother of god.

bump for creepy

Where's that manga about holes in the side of a mountain that fit you just right?

>>7597715
In your butt. It was made for it.

>>7597727
nooooooooooooooo! now I'm going to end up constipated and my amputee sister will be forced to disgorge the blockage with her mouth.

>>7597715
I got it but I can't put it up until I get home from work. 1 hour if no one else gets it.

>>7598036
The fact that I get this reference makes me laugh at how terrible I am.

>>7598036
OH FUCK YOU

I COULDN'T STOP THINKING ABOUT THAT ONE FOR WEEKS

EVERY TIME I TOOK A DUMP....

>>7597715
Here it is:
http://brasscockroach.com/h4ll0w33n2007/manga/Amigara-Full/Amigara-0.html

I FUCKING LOVE YOU, /tg/!
I LOVE YOU, SO MAKE THOSE THINGS GO AWAY.
PLEASE.

>>7598036
>>7598286
>>7598304
Shintaro Kago is an avatar of Slaanesh? y/n

Maaan, i'd loved to use this stuff in my campaign, but i know that my group would just try to fuck this thing.

>>7599291
Try to fuck Uzumaki?
Wha.. bu.. it doesnt work like thi.......
.........................................................
HOW?

>>7598433
The spirals will never leave you. They're in your ears.

>>7593176
Speaking of dorfs, even while it's sort of late for the thread, the 2D Dorf Fort has an engraving, at least for demon's, where they're smeared to a spiral.

>this thread
im not going to sleep tonight...

>>7599636

success

Has this been archived? It seems like it'd be worth it considering the quality of the material involved.

>>7600399
>quality

The comics were cool. The rest is meh.

Well, thank you very much OP.
I'm screencapping this so my players know who to hate.

I don't think the stats were harsh enough. Too low hit points, not enough continuous damage. We could have used a better description of how just looking at the monster would force you to roll each round to avoid being hypnotised and then start losing constitution each round as you turn to stone until someone snaps you out of it, or you pass the save. That would make it a much more dangerous boss fight. But I still think that it's better suited for a level 10-12 party of five definately not for epic levels.

>>7598036
I JUST READ THAT FUCKING COMIC.

AND IT JUST SO HAPPENS I AM CONSTIPATED TODAY.

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

>>7600717
Explain.

>>7600808
http://orz.gurochan.net/req/archive/1175567419

>>7600861
bleaching my eyes now. thats just beyond fucked up.

"Hey, I haven't been to /tg/ today. I wonder wh-

SPIRALSDEMONSNIGHTMAREFUELMAZESMAGGOTYSHITEATINGBADEND!"

*pulls the shades and crawls into bed with lights still on*

>>7600861
Now that was just silly. Hell Season, itself, is pretty lolworthy. Infant grenades, for example.

>>7600899

Descriptions for those curious but not foolish enough to click?

>>7601995
Maggoty solid shit causes people to disembowel themselves.

Oh god...I don;t mind Kago at all, but the guy who wrote Amigara, Gyo and Uzumaki? DRR DRRRRRRR

>>7602051

Thank you TG I just read Uzumaki

The whole thing

It was greeeeeeeeeeeat!

>>7602490
I also read the enigma of the fault

SICK!!

And awesome

>>7602490
>>7602664
You have read one too many things, guardsman...

*BLAM!*

Who is responsible for Labyrinth?

>>7602490
Can someone post a link to this comic. All I'm finding on /rs/ is pages of porn.

>>7602792
it's on mangafox

Anyway, 12 chapters into it, I want to say I FUCKING HATE YOU /tg/! WHY THE FUCK DID YOU MENTION THE TITLE TO ME?

>>7602792
see
>>7592657

FUCK YOU /tg/!

I STARTED READING THIS SHIT AND NOW I WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO LOOK AT A SPIRAL EVER AGAIN!

And despite the stupidity of the concept of "FISH ON LEGS THAT KILL PEOPLE," Gyo is a very chilling read as well. Those fucking rotting soulless eyes...