OH GODDAMMIT.

GET OUT OF THERE, STALKER.

Hold on, man!

Check your pocket, did you bring your cell phone? If so, dial 911 with haste!

FFFFFFF


Ok, plan B.

>>7748956
Plan B(ail out!)

>>7748896

Ok, cunting-out completely. Getting back to my corner, maybe even back into the skyranger.

>HIDDEN MOVEMENT

>PEW-WOO

...*whimper*

>>7749010
RRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

N-nothing behind me...it must be out of sight...hot death-plasma, flew right by...

>>7749023
And then a fullblown firefight develops.

S.T.A.L.K.E.R., TAKE BACK WHISKEY HOTEL

>>7749045
GODDAMMIT SGT. OP PUT MAUS IN!

>>7749059

Also send in Doomguy and BJ Blaskowicz.

>>7749045
WHHHYYYY?

>>7749059
Oh, I'm just a typical American boy from a typical American town
I believe in God and Senator Dodd and a-keepin' old Castro down
And when it came my time to serve I knew "better dead than red"
But when I got to my old draft board, buddy, this is what I said:

CHORUS
Sarge, I'm only eighteen, I got a ruptured spleen
And I always carry a purse
I got eyes like a bat, and my feet are flat, and my asthma's getting worse
Yes, think of my career, my sweetheart dear, and my poor old invalid aunt
Besides, I ain't no fool, I'm a-goin' to school
And I'm working in a DEE-fense plant

Ok, inside- safe.

No one here but the smoking corpse. I kind of feel proud at the sight, now that I can get a better look.

>>7749080
OP CAN YOU GET ME OUT SAFELY? I WANT TO SHOOT MAUS!

Time to end turn in a cozy little corner.

>>7749070
WHAT DO YOU MEAN WHY!? YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE WHO WE ACTUALLY SPENT MONEY FOR TRAINING ON! GET WITH THE PROGRAMME

I live to see another turn!

>>7749120
WHAT ABOUT DENTON? HE'S WAS THE TOP IN THE CLASS!

>>7749102
Now why'd you wanna do that?

MORE LYRICS

I've got a dislocated disc and a wracked up back
I'm allergic to flowers and bugs
And when the bombshell hits, I get epileptic fits
And I'm addicted to a thousand drugs
I got the weakness woes, I can't touch my toes
I can hardly reach my knees
And if the enemy came close to me
I'd probably start to sneeze

I blast a hole into the other building, just in case I need to take cover and proceed. I can't just ditch the mission like this! I'll need to retrieve as much as I can, or else I'll get sacked or something.

Listening to the Dark Knight soundtrack while reading this thread. F5ing like the goddamn batman.

>>7749151
JC Denton? Who's Denton?

>>7749184

man character from Deus Ex. Also died last thread, leaving STALKER here the sole survivor.

>>7749184
JC! THE ONE THAT DIE FIRST! GODDAMMIT SARGE!

I'll just move over to the corpse, and see if there is anyth
>ZAP
>SIZZLE
>SCREAM
.
.
.
.
.
>Silence.

>>7749203

He died for your sins, STALKER.

I hope all of you realize that eventually we will form an elite super-team comprised entirely of the most badass videogame characters.

Also /r/ing Gordon Freeman in the next batch.

>>7749203
>>7749199
You both are obviously making shit up. There was no JC Dent- OH WAIT HAHAHA! RIGHT, DENTON!

Oh wait.

Doomguy!

The battlefield belongs to the dead.

>>7749211
... PIOTYR! PIOTYR YOU FAT FUCK, WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU?

>>7749211
Awww he died. I was hoping to see more of him

>>7749211
;_; no moar stalkor?

>>7749262
He will be sorely missed. And I'm gonna have to figure out another way to get my Officer's commis- Fuck.

>>7749262

Well, we could always use the excuse that it wasn't the real S.T.A.L.K.E.R. since it was a chick.

The operators stare in stunned silence as the shock of the situation sinks in. As we cope, some money discreetly exchanges hands under the tables as bets are resolved.

>>7749253
DAMN THERE GOES OUR HERO

>>7749290
GOOD BYE S.T.A.L.K.E.R

>>7749281
*gets out the can of white-out he keeps in his desk*

Where's the form?

Decent Bravery, decent accuracy (for a rookie). Needs a name.

>>7749281
We don't even know if it a she or a he so it might work

Doomguy

>>7749332

First name: Doom
Last name: Guy

>>7749341

>namefag on /tg/
>chick
>what?

So, who's in the next lineup? More importantly, is Duke ready to go shit down some more necks?

>>7749358

Might help to have someone experienced carting around the rookies. Just hope they don't shoot him by accident.

>>7749355
I might be male.
or female :3

>>7749382
FUCK YEAH DOOMGUY!

Doomguy isn't allowed to die OP. He and the Douk will have glorious missions together.

>>7749382
The Sgt. approves of this fine and overqualified young warrior!

Status Check.

>>7749413
Sumbitch, they made him sergeant. Fuckyear they did.

>>7749382

Doomguy doesn't quite have enough time units. But it'll do.

BUMP FOR EPIC BATTLE

shit's about to get real.

bamp

I would go for Gordon Freeman but...there are no crowbars. He's one of my absolute favourite vidya characters.I can't stand to watch him die. We can assume he's working among the scientists right now.

Incidentally someone did the math, and, while straferunning, doomguy actually ran at about 90kph back in Doom II. Isn't that nuts?

>>7749527
If there's maus...then where's stalker?

>>7749527
Stun Batons.

Just pretend he's using a Combine one.

You making any more characters?

>>7749527
oh you shouldn't have approved my request to go on an O.P., OP!

>>7749543
Forgetting the "with anywhere to 2-4 tons of weapons, ammo, and armor" part.

>>7749551
(seriously, this)

Well, what are some other famous shooter protagonists?

Not Master Chief. I like Halo, but he's a bit overdone.

There's BJ Blaskowicz from Wolfenstein. I don't think the protagonist from Marathon was ever named.

>>7749570
Serious Sam, fuck yearh.

>>7749527
Alright then. Alternatively, Sgt. Avery Johnson, or maybe Adrian Shephard.

Surprise guest!

Internet cookie for the one to recognize him first.

>>7749570
EVERY FAMOUS FPS CHARACTER TEAM

>>7748896

I'm... somewhat confused mainly cause this game is new to me. What the hell am I supposed to be looking at?

>>7749584

Elaborate.

>>7749575
BARNEY! ADD BARNEY!

>>7749610

Ok... What is the big panic? I don't see anything on that screen aside from a cross hair and what seems to be a person on the top.

>>7749570
the Marathon Security Officer was too overpowered anyway. Also he was nicknamed Bob.

>>7749570
I vote for a Shepard being put into the game. Perhaps a Marcus Fenix.

Just because we're going with shooters doesn't mean we have to limit ourselves to the FPS perspective.

Throw in a James Ramirez, make him do everything (like opening doors or being the one to throw grenades you pass along)

>>7749618

He's trying to get LOS on some aliens just out of his sight range. The character is a rookie, so even a loud fart in his direction by an alien would kill him, hence the tension.

This is not good. There's a big shit whirlpool happening over in Asia, and no boat to paddle towards it in.

Don't forget The Rookie (And arguably Dutch), if we're doing Haryro.

>>7749570
Add Soap and Strelok

>>7749618
You've never played X-COM before.

I would recommend either watching a youtube playthrough or actually getting the game off of /rs/ itself. It's a great playthrough.

>>7749625

I thought that was the human clones running around.

>>7749629
I was going to suggest Ramirez, too, yeah.

And if it's a Shepard, best make it Tyrone.

>>7749570
Can we rebuild S.T.A.L.K.E.R?

>>7749641
Wait how far are you into this?

Have Snakemen showed up yet or is it just the first few months?

>>7749647
WHAT ABOUT MACMILLAN? "OI, SUZY."

>>7749665
THEN WE MUST HAVE GAZ.

SUPER NIGHTMARE MODE:
Hire the best soldier you can. Only use him!
HE MUST BE MANLY!
to offset the manly have a crossdresser

>>7749649
Yeah, the BoBs (Born on Boards) are the useless NPC, the Marine never actually got a name. A lot of Protagonists haven't.

Throw in the Lone Wanderer when you get a chance, OP. That and Max Payne.

>>7749638

Ohhh, X-com. I've heard about it and read the explanation on rookies.

>>7749648

I believe I'll have to.

>>7749673
DO YOU PONDER ABOUT GHOST?

>>7749673
And Ghost.

I can't wait for him to get immolated. And Gaz to get taken out by a Muton from the rear and the shot hits him in the back of the head.

Throw in Lone Wolf from Halo Reach alongside the other suggestions if you don't want a named protagonist but want to do something Halo related.

>>7749697

CyberS.T.A.L.K.E.R.?

>>7749690
HUSH. THESE ARE ENTIRELY DIFFERENT CHARACTERS.

>>7749690
AND THAT DUDE FROM SAT1!

>>7749712
I vote for a run with nothing but Call of Duty 1-6/MW2 characters.

And when Gaz dies, only then do we create a Ghost, and pray he has the same initial stats Gaz had when he first started out.

>>7749712
Pic related

>>7749711
YOU WANT CYBER STALKER? WHY?

Next should be either Dante from DMC or Gene from Godhand.

So, what's the consensus? I have half a mind to do a solo mission with the Doom guy. The skyranger just arrived.

Hayabusa? Or is that too Japanese/fighting game to be considered badass?

>>7749782
How many char do we have so far?

>>7749782

Solo mission with Doomguy so he can be on par with Duke. He'll probably die though. But it will be fun.

>>7749790

Bayman seems more like the type to end up in XCOM TBH.

Simo. Häyhä.

>>7749809
Good point. Hayabusa is extremely high powered for a rookie as well. And no swords.

BAMP

Bump OP C'MON

Very good reactions, pretty good accuracy for a rookie. Probably a chick. What do we do with this one?

>>7749902
STALKER KEEP HER ALIVE THIS TIME

>>7749902
Laura Croft

>>7749902
Samus from Metriod!

>>7749902

Any famous female shooter protagonists? There's the chick from NOLF, Cate Archer.

>>7749902
Lady.

>>7749902
they see me stalkin

>>7749902
>HELGA
>HELGA VON BULOW
OH NOEH. NOT HER

NOT. -HER-.

>>7749940

LOL this has to happen.

>>7749940
OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD

>>7749940
oh SHIT.

>>7749974
HOORAY!

>>7749974
WHYYYYYYYYYYY?!

>>7749989
WHISKEY HOTEL WILL BE TAKEN AGAIN

>>7749974
DOHOHOHOHO

>>7749974
>>7749989
This must be somekind of tactical genius

>>7749974

If Maus friendly fires Stalker with a grenade I called it first.

Lock'n'Load, meatbags. We've got trouble brewin'.

>>7750019
Don't be so hasty young Dick!

You're on.

>>7749982
>>7750001
>>7750019
THIS IS GONNA BE SOOOO AWESOME

>>7750001
>>7750019
>>7750046
I am so dead.

>>7750018
WE NEED CREED ON THIS TEAM RIGHT NOW.

>>7750041

Okay but next female rookie is von Bulow.

Right. How do we go about this.
1. Superstar Tagteam (The "Guess who's out of the hospital and ready to chew bubblegum" approach)
2. Unstoppable Badass Platoon (Also known as the "Aliens? Fuck that shit, I've found worse at the bottom of my shoe" approach)
3. Mystery Meat (Send all the name and IRC fags in first)

>>7750071
(Pic is not actually related to Helga von Bulow)

>>7750105
THREE THREE THREE

>>7750105

are you asking us to vote?

>>7750105
Superstar Tagteam for extrema fuck.

>>7750105
Tagteam would be best. The platoon doesn't appear to have a very good track record. There seems to be some kind of universal law of conservation of badass at work here.

>>7750137

/agree.

>>7750105
THREE THREE LETS SEE THE DEATH OF STALKER (AGAIN)

>>7750137
He has a point.

Very well.

Superstar Tagteam it is then.

Lets go OP!

Just wanted to mention that this thread is awesome.

ARCHIIIIVVVEEEE!

Where'd OP go?

>>7750268
He always do this.

while we're waiting...

The Skyranger arrives by dusk. The ramp lowers, allowing the screams of the innocent and the sound of plasma fire to fill the inside of the vessel. A lone sectoid, stunned from the sudden descent of the vessel before him confronts the duo.

Duke: Looks like the crap has hit the fan.

>>7750304
AWESOME

Mood music!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GwEMgLnXMWw&feature=related

>>7750323

Fuck yes!

>>7749290
Did you only send three men on a mission?
Why?

Duke raises his new gun at the stunned creature and fires off a round.

>>7750354
And thus the Dream Team does finally announce their arrival.

>>7750349
It was intended to be a no win mission

It promptly drops, a sizzling hole in its oversized skull, the heat from the plasma causing its brain to boil, building pressure and sending a bubbling sponge-like mess of destroyed brain-matter oozing from the gaping hole.

Duke: How'd you like a taste of your own medicine?

>>7750362
SHHHH

(you'll scare the rookies...)

*on edge of seat*

>>7750377
HE SHOULD BE SCARE. IT WAS A NO WIN. EVERYONE DIE WHEN WE LAND.

>>7750414
*SLAP*

PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER, YELLA-BELLY

>>7750428
NO! *Slap*

>>7750441
Y...You...

...

;____;

>>7750449
D-DON'T CRY SARGE. DON'T YOU CRY ;-;

>>7750454
YOU SLAPPED ME~
WHAT'D I EVER DO TO YOU!? HUH?

;____;

OP C'MON

Botha ya shut yer traps, we got aliens to fry.

They proceed onward. A disk-like object floats into view, and the pair take shots at it. A few glancing hits, but no real damage. It floats out of view once more. The horror continues around them, before something takes a shot at Duke from the shadows. He quickly spots the attacker and retaliates, more successful than those that would try at his life- as always.

WELL YOU SLAPPED ME!

>>7750487
TO THIS
>>7750476

>>7750479
*sniffles* Okaaay...~

POST FASTAH OP

>>7750484
(forgot my namefaggan)
The muttering psychopath that Duke had the privilege of flying beside spots the next target and quickly takes it out, spotting that disk once more. This time, two more of his shots strike true, but the object does not falter. Duke must step in to help.

>>7750500

Shoulda taken doomguy on his own mission first so he could be on par with douk

>>7750515
GAH~! A FAT FUCKIN RATTE! KILL IT! KIILL IIIIT!!

They succeed. Screams of the aliens caught in the blast ring out above the cacophony of displaced air.

Duke: Kill them all and let God sort 'em out!
Doom: -MUST HAVE HUGE CIRCUITS

There was a Doomgirl you know, named Crash.

They take a moment to survey their surroundings. The air is silent at that moment. No civilians die. Something tells the two that the invading scum are aware of them.

>>7750526

/cheer!

Suddenly-

>>7750552

ah wtf

>>7750552
Oh shit what?

>>7750532
No there wasn't. Shut your face.

>>7750552
This happens quite often, actually. He'll wake up fine three hours later or so.

>>7750562

In quake 3 iirc.

Needs Helga AND Doomgirl. Add in Samus for the all-girl team of Fuck Your Alien Shit.

This sure looks like a /v/idya game.

>>7750562
Yes, there was. It's canon. Sorry bud.

>>7750574

seconded.

But I'd also like to see the all-fa/tg/uy team of S.T.A.L.K.E.R., Maus, and yours truly.

>>7750552
WHAT?!

*screams, squeaking, the sounds of projectiles and associated paraphernalia, and the gnashing n' grating of gears are heard from the bio-lab 3 just down the hall for several more minutes before complete and utter silence*

Get some Guardsman Garys up in that shit. They make great fodder and you won't cry if you lose one. Especially because you know there'll always be more if you need them.

Everyone but douk and doomguy will die horribly.

There is a sickening feeling as something invades John's mind!

>John "DoomGuy" Stalvern has gone berserk!
"NO JOSON I AM NOT THE ALIENS! I AM NOT!" He cries out frothing at the mouth as he begins to fire wildly at the general direction of the closest foe.

(Uh...are you seeing what I'm seeing?...is this normal?)

>>7750597

Why is everyone spelling Duke 'douk?'

>>7750562
What's the matter? Butthurt that they let girls into your all-boy clubhouse?

>>7750570
Quake =/= Doom

>>7750587
Already have you statted up. It was going to be a surprise.

>>7750608
Yes, yes i am. NO GIRLS ALLOWED.

>>7750615

Whatever let's not get in a fight about it. Was the representation of her somewhat unflattering or something (I didn't play quake 3).

>>7750615
Might well be the same universe for all we know.

Also does anyone remember the name for the generic player female marine in Quake 2?

Or the generic Quake guy for that matter? You could play as either male or female even if it didn't make much difference, and each of the models had a specific name.

>>7750618

Shit... why'd I volunteer again?

>>7750623
Nope. Looks like Doomguy but as a girl, so, you know, more curvy and obviously female? Midriff baring armor but the Doomguy had it too.

>>7750604
And then John was the aliens.

He stands there like a rabid animal. A stun bomb connects with the side of his head. He doesn't falter. A plasma bolt flies between his head and the wall behind him, singing his buzzcut. He doesn't flinch.

>>7750654
C'MON DOOMGUY!

>>7750623
Don't know if you could call it "unflattering". According to the game she was the Doomguy's drill sergeant/instructor/mentor/something.

>>7750687

Was she the commander who ordered him to fire on civilians? Because that was the reason he was sent to Mars in the first place.

>>7750696
Not commanding officer, just his "military instructor".

bump OP

BUMP BUMP BUMP

OP left.

(Still here, keep your knickers on, I'm doing this at work)

He rushed toward Duke. He could not handle this alone. The brand new medkits could make him up. The operators keeping tabs on the mission still picked up a heartbeat in him.
There was the sunnovabitch that did this, fumbling with its gun. No ammo. Good. He could kill him later.

bump

>>7750820

Your work doesn't filter 4chan? Awesome!

bamp

did the thread die?

OP here. Sorry, will have to delay a bit. It's almost the end of my shift and people are pouring in. I have to keep the laptop hidden for now.

>>7751118
No problem. I can wait. But if you forget about us, i will rape you.

>>7751118

KK good show in any case.

>>7751118
I can wait.

I will be back, so don't worry. Keep the thread alive if you can, i can

Fuck I gotta sleep at some point. But go ahead and do it.

Bamp

Keeping in alive

Derp

fukken cliffhanger

DUKEEEEEEEEEE

bamp

If someone dies, name the next person Goober

>>7751579
That's stupid.
You're stupid.

still bumping

>>7751587
Named after the famous Doc 'Goober' Wallison.
Who turned up in one of my games, saved 3 rookies from a cyberdisk with a pistol, blew up an entire house with a grenade collapsing it onto a group of cryssalids and shot an Ethereal out the sky with a weapon he'd picked up off the floor.
He once went on a terror mission, lost his entire team in the first round, then took down everything on the map by himself.

BUUUMMMPPP FOR THE GLORIOUS MOTHERLAND!

Looks like i might have to rape OP

>>7751913
Do it.

le sigh.
bump

Bamppppppp

bampoing

Damnit OP quit dickin around

Sup. I'm back and I have motherfucking cake.

Guess we'll never know what happen

>>7752195
Oh those sad faces. This just depresses me. I don't think I'm motivated to go on anymore.

>>7752184
FUCK YES!

>>7752195
Oh dammit

Just fucking with ya. Let me sort out my 9000+ screenshots.

>>7752236
THIS IS GOING TO BE A LONG NIGHT also new thread this one is semi autosaging

Now I see what Weaver meant about not spamming or RPing in his thread. Shit autosages fast around here.

>>7752261
Yes it does.

About damn time OP. I was about to get my raping gear.

YES YES YES

So alright lets do it!

Ahem....

Seeing as it had not shot him, having preferred just standing there and looking at him uncertainly, John decided to make a dash for Duke. But they were not safe there. His back was too exposed, there were too many places out of which the aliens could pop. He took him behind the far chassis of the Skyranger and produced his medikit.

The next few turns are event-less and the Stimulant doses soon run out. Duke's discarded kit is just beyond the ramp.

o boy o boy o boy o boy

He prepares to make sure the coast is clear before making a move.

did everyone else leave or something? it's suddenly quiet

First, there is a question of a sectoid that has been taking pot-shots at him the last few seconds.

Easily handled, but the following round something attempts to affect his mind once more.

Right where the last one was.

A brief and dangerous firefight takes out this tough bobble-headed motherfucker.

With no other obvious interruptions, Duke is quickly returned to the world of the conscious. Groovy.

Having dropped his whole kit, the two take refuge in the skyranger to rearm, regain stamina and wait out some stun damage.

New thread OP

F5 F5 F5 F5 F5

New thread. Someone link to it please.

>>7752982