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    6 KB Identity Crisis Ahoy! Charak Whitetalon 02/12/10(Fri)00:35 No.8042226  
    A bit bored, so here goes.

    Let's you and I make a character, /tg/. You provide the information, I provide the pictures. First answer gets drawn, how's that sound?

    Let's start with the basics. Race, gender, and age?
    >> Anonymous 02/12/10(Fri)00:36 No.8042231
    Human Male
    30ish
    >> Anonymous 02/12/10(Fri)00:36 No.8042239
    TREEMAN
    BARK
    4972
    >> Anonymous 02/12/10(Fri)00:36 No.8042240
    >>8042231

    He is gruff.
    >> Melo The Yellow 02/12/10(Fri)00:37 No.8042256
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    Kuo-Tao
    >> Anonymous 02/12/10(Fri)00:37 No.8042258
    hermaphroditic Slug man
    Age: 980
    >> Anonymous 02/12/10(Fri)00:39 No.8042279
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    Race: Jesus
    Gender: Jesus
    Age: 6000
    >> Anonymous 02/12/10(Fri)00:40 No.8042288
    sentient parasite swarm
    age 60 days
    hermaphroditic
    >> Anonymous 02/12/10(Fri)00:44 No.8042344
    >>8042226

    > Charak Whitetalon

    6' tall anthropomorphic Raptor, green scales, white claws, trimmed to be blunt. He is dressed in the clothes of a Buddhist monk, with large prayer beads around his neck. He should be fat, not horrifically so, but as a sign of health, and be rather jolly.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/10(Fri)00:44 No.8042356
    >>8042344

    I am having a very hard time picturing a jolly fat raptor.
    >> Charak Whitetalon 02/12/10(Fri)00:45 No.8042357
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    >>8042231
    A fine choice, if a little plain. Let's outfit our guy with a physical quirk or two.

    Or don't.
    I'm not in charge here.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/10(Fri)00:45 No.8042368
    >>8042357
    He's fucking huge. Hulk huge. Quirky enough? Also a barbarian. Dressed as such.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/10(Fri)00:46 No.8042370
    >>8042357
    >physical quirk

    A tree growing out of his head.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/10(Fri)00:46 No.8042376
    >>8042357

    Scruffy hair and mad eyes, also, Mustache of Authority
    >> Anonymous 02/12/10(Fri)00:48 No.8042404
    >>8042356

    Think Raptor Buddha.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/10(Fri)00:48 No.8042405
    >>8042357

    well, why don't you make him have brown hair, brown eyes, and be of average height and build. put him in a fucking grey sweater and some khakis, and maybe draw him on a couch watching something populist. you seem to be interested only in the most bland and featureless choices given so i'd bet that's right up your alley.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/10(Fri)00:50 No.8042436
    >>8042405
    >You didn't pick mine :'(
    >> Anonymous 02/12/10(Fri)00:51 No.8042455
    >>8042405
    >First answer gets drawn, how's that sound?
    HURR DURR HOW DOES I READ THREAD?
    >> Anonymous 02/12/10(Fri)00:52 No.8042466
    >>8042405
    he said he was doing the first suggestion. that was the first suggestion.

    Since hair color hasn't been brought up, i recommend hot pink (I don't know about you, but if a hot pink hiared giant barbarian was chargeing at me, i would be scared shitless)
    >> Anonymous 02/12/10(Fri)00:53 No.8042487
    Can we make him a Buddhist too, then?

    9 foot hulkman with pink hair and prayer beads.
    >> Charak Whitetalon 02/12/10(Fri)00:54 No.8042493
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    >>8042368
    Wooooah there, champ. Getting a little ahead of yourself, give someone else a chance.

    NOW we should give this guy a class.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/10(Fri)00:55 No.8042528
    >>8042493

    BARD

    WITH A PENNY WHISTLE
    >> Anonymous 02/12/10(Fri)00:56 No.8042535
    I think we are all fine with barbarian...


    Better yet, barbain/spellsword hybrid.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/10(Fri)00:56 No.8042540
    >>8042528
    oh you motherfucker
    >> Anonymous 02/12/10(Fri)00:57 No.8042553
    >>8042493
    make him a rouge, seeing something that huge sneak around would be funny as hell.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/10(Fri)00:57 No.8042567
    >>8042528
    god damnit...
    >> Anonymous 02/12/10(Fri)00:59 No.8042585
    >>8042535
    Next time I create a character, im going to do this. that would be funny as hell.

    RIP AND TEAR AND LIGHT EVERYTHING ON FIRE!
    >> Anonymous 02/12/10(Fri)01:00 No.8042595
    >>8042528

    AHAHAHA AW YEAH

    TWEEDALEET TWEEDALOO
    >> Anonymous 02/12/10(Fri)01:02 No.8042627
    >>8042528
    Im not sure whether this is awesome, or retarded.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/10(Fri)01:03 No.8042640
    >>8042627
    I could see it happening in Dr Mcninja
    How does that affect your opinion?
    >> Anonymous 02/12/10(Fri)01:04 No.8042655
    >>8042627
    I think it's both. But I second a hulkish bard with a pennywhistle.
    >> Reiiama Kotsu, Inevitable 02/12/10(Fri)01:04 No.8042657
    I hate to sound like a twoll, but do you do furry as well?
    >> Anonymous 02/12/10(Fri)01:05 No.8042668
    >>8042640
    Well it depends, a lot of the stuff is just them seeing how stupid they can get it.

    some of it is pretty awesome though.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/10(Fri)01:05 No.8042678
    >>8042493
    Wizard
    >> Anonymous 02/12/10(Fri)01:07 No.8042710
    >>8042657
    Don't interupt him, ask him when he's done.

    We aren't going to just drop Hulk-Bard.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/10(Fri)01:09 No.8042737
    >>8042585
    I AM HULK-BARD!

    RIP AND SING!
    >> Anonymous 02/12/10(Fri)01:10 No.8042747
    >>8042737
    YOU ARE HUGE!

    THAT MEANS YOU HAVE HUGE CHARISMA!
    >> Anonymous 02/12/10(Fri)01:10 No.8042748
    >>8042737
    Inb4 song of my people
    >> Charak Whitetalon 02/12/10(Fri)01:11 No.8042762
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    >>8042528
    The Hell is a 'Penny Whistle'-

    Oh... OHHHH. Wow.

    Well, uh-... I've taken the liberty of garbing our guy in some fitting clothes, but I speculate you'll have your own ideas about his wardrobe. Well, have at it!

    Or not.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/10(Fri)01:11 No.8042764
    >>8042747
    FUCK YES!

    Diplomacy hulk!
    >> Anonymous 02/12/10(Fri)01:12 No.8042783
    >>8042762
    You gave him a pimp hat but no cane?
    >> Anonymous 02/12/10(Fri)01:12 No.8042786
    >>8042762
    monacle and tophat!
    >> Anonymous 02/12/10(Fri)01:13 No.8042802
    Big ol' glasses and a bushy manbeard. MANBEARD IS CLOTHING FUCK YOU
    >> Anonymous 02/12/10(Fri)01:14 No.8042807
    NOT HUGE ENOUGH!

    HE HAS HUGE CHARISMA! HE NEEDS TO BE HUGE-ER!
    >> Anonymous 02/12/10(Fri)01:15 No.8042818
    >hulkbard

    I preffer bardbarian.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/10(Fri)01:17 No.8042836
    REGINALD BRICKDICKLER

    MUSICAL GENIUS
    >> Anonymous 02/12/10(Fri)01:18 No.8042853
    >>8042818
    Fuck yes, frothing at the mout, penny whistle sticking out the side, Axe (the weapon) in one hand and Axe (rhe instrument) in the other.

    Monacle and tophat still needed.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/10(Fri)01:19 No.8042873
    >>8042853
    HE USES THE AXE AS A PICK FOR HIS AXE.

    NO... THE OTHER WAY AROUND.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/10(Fri)01:20 No.8042883
    >>8042836

    REGINALD BRICKDICKLER

    HIS CHARISMA IS SO HUGE, HE PERSUADED PLUTO TO STOP BEING A PLANET
    >> Anonymous 02/12/10(Fri)01:21 No.8042898
    This hulking bard carrier a piano everywhere he goes. It is big, heavy, nearly indestructible, and he swings it around as a two handed weapon.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/10(Fri)01:22 No.8042909
    >>8042873
    REGINAL BRICKDICKLER

    SO MANLY, HE USES HIS INSTRUMENT TO PLAY HIS WEAPON!
    >> G. D. !!Y8HG2fUusNY 02/12/10(Fri)01:23 No.8042921
    >>8042853
    That's a tad much, no?
    Penny whistle (and maybe a cigar out the other side of his mouth) and a stringed axe only? The monocle seems overkill, especially with a pimp hat.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/10(Fri)01:23 No.8042925
    >>8042909
    >>8042898

    BOTH OF THESE!
    >> Anonymous 02/12/10(Fri)01:23 No.8042927
    REGINALD BRICKDICKLER

    THE PENNY HE BOUGHT HIS WHISTLE WITH WEIGHS 15 TONS AND IS MADE OF RAZORS
    >> Anonymous 02/12/10(Fri)01:28 No.8042985
    I love you /tg/

    This is totally going to be my next character.
    >> Charak Whitetalon 02/12/10(Fri)01:31 No.8043019
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    >>8042783
    >>8042786
    Didn't know if the cane comment was a for real suggestion, but Hell, I threw it in. It fits.

    Now THAT'S right snazzy, and it looks like our boy agrees! Aces, but everyone knows even a bard needs a weapon from time to time. So, what do you say? What will we arm our pal here with?
    >> Anonymous 02/12/10(Fri)01:32 No.8043040
    >>8043019
    A PIANO
    Big one, fit for a concert hall
    >> Anonymous 02/12/10(Fri)01:32 No.8043041
    >>8043019
    see
    >>8042853
    >> Anonymous 02/12/10(Fri)01:32 No.8043044
    >>8043019
    Canesword.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/10(Fri)01:32 No.8043051
    >>8043019
    A piano with a spring-loaded boxing glove inside. Or a battleaxe guitar. Or his whistle shoots fireballs.

    Next person below me to comment decides which one.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/10(Fri)01:33 No.8043052
    >>8043019
    bludgeony caneshovel
    >> Anonymous 02/12/10(Fri)01:34 No.8043079
    >>8043051
    the battle axe... although you are too late.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/10(Fri)01:35 No.8043087
    >>8043019
    A beaver mace! it is a mace, except it is a beaver!
    >> Anonymous 02/12/10(Fri)01:37 No.8043115
    REGINALD BRICKDICKLER

    HE IS A GENTLEMAN'S GENTLEBARD

    AND HIS PIANO WILL NOT CONSCIENCE INSULTS TO HIS DIGNITY
    >> Anonymous 02/12/10(Fri)01:37 No.8043122
    obviously the mini trebuchet he hides in his hat
    >> Anonymous 02/12/10(Fri)01:38 No.8043132
    Make him a crusader.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/10(Fri)01:38 No.8043149
    Despite the absurdity, a hulking, finely attired man running at me, blowing full force on his whistle in order to fascinate me, while carrying a piano overhead, ready to smash it down upon my noggin, would certainly terrify me
    >> Anonymous 02/12/10(Fri)01:39 No.8043158
    >>8043149

    And to think, you guys were just gonna make him a barbarian.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/10(Fri)01:40 No.8043177
    >>8043149
    REGINALD BRICKDICKLER

    HE CERTAINLY TERRIFIES YOU
    >> Anonymous 02/12/10(Fri)01:41 No.8043194
    Give him a sidekick Kobold who just sings back-up for him.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/10(Fri)01:42 No.8043205
    >>8043158
    BARBARIANS ARE FOR PUSSIES!
    BARDS ARE FOR FAGS!
    REAL MEN PLAY BRICKDICKLERS!
    >> Anonymous 02/12/10(Fri)01:42 No.8043212
    >>8043194
    A quartet of female kobolds who go "doo-wap doo-wap-doo" as he blows his whistle
    >> Anonymous 02/12/10(Fri)01:43 No.8043222
    >>8043194

    and he must carry all of his stuff. including the piano.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/10(Fri)01:43 No.8043223
    >>8043212
    So he's a 50's bard? Give him a greaser haircut.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/10(Fri)01:43 No.8043224
    He plays piano, but only as backup to his primary pennywhistle toots. AND EVERYONE IS FUCKING SPELLBOUND.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/10(Fri)01:46 No.8043282
    >>8043224
    He plays the piano with his left hand, rests his guitar on his knee, and plays it with the guitar in his right hand.

    All while blowing a whistle.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/10(Fri)01:47 No.8043285
    Make his Kobold an aristocratic Swashbuckler type.
    >> Charak Whitetalon 02/12/10(Fri)01:47 No.8043299
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    >>8043040
    A more fitting weapon I would've never conceived.

    >>8042836
    >>8042883
    >>8042909
    >>8042927
    Gonna go ahead and say that settles the name there.

    Okay, now what would a bard be without an accomplishment or two under his belt? What is ol' REGINALD BRICKDICKLER's here?
    >> Anonymous 02/12/10(Fri)01:48 No.8043307
    >>8043285
    >>8043222
    >>8043212
    >>8043194

    Seems like people want the kobold side-kick.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/10(Fri)01:48 No.8043309
    Seduced Mt. Rushmore.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/10(Fri)01:48 No.8043316
    Perfecting the Flamenco Guitar
    >> Anonymous 02/12/10(Fri)01:49 No.8043326
    >>8043299
    Invented math and saved the land from a flood of angry geese.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/10(Fri)01:49 No.8043330
    Killed a bunch of kobolds and kept one as a lackey.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/10(Fri)01:49 No.8043331
    Bardbarian'd the shit out of a dark god.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/10(Fri)01:50 No.8043351
    >>8043299
    FIRST HE HAD SEX WITH EVERYTHING EVERYWHERE.

    THEN HE HAD SEX WITH GOD.

    THEN GOD CREATED THE UNIVERSE.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/10(Fri)01:51 No.8043359
    >>8043351
    So he had sex with nothing, then he had sex with god?

    You should put the first at the end.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/10(Fri)01:52 No.8043369
    >>8043309
    >>8043316
    >>8043326
    All of these at the same time.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/10(Fri)01:52 No.8043370
    >>8043351
    >HAD SEX WITH NOTHING
    >HAD SEX WITH GOD
    If god hadn't created the universe yet, the selection for "everything" turns into "nothing."
    >> Anonymous 02/12/10(Fri)01:53 No.8043390
    >>8043351
    AND GOD SHE CREATED CIVILIZATION

    AND IT DIDN'T TAKE LONG TO WHIP THESE APES INTO SHAPE
    >> Anonymous 02/12/10(Fri)01:53 No.8043398
    >>8043369
    this
    >> Anonymous 02/12/10(Fri)01:54 No.8043400
    >>8043369
    Agreed
    >> Anonymous 02/12/10(Fri)01:55 No.8043417
    >>8043369

    seconded
    >> Anonymous 02/12/10(Fri)01:55 No.8043425
    >>8043398
    >>8043400
    >>8043417
    Perfect one minute intervals?

    Same-fag.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/10(Fri)01:56 No.8043427
    >>8043299

    He serenaded a Tarresque to sleep through a combination of blunt force trauma and a lullaby.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/10(Fri)01:56 No.8043438
    He divided by zero.


    And actually got the answer.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/10(Fri)01:57 No.8043448
    Goddammit /tg/.

    Every time I want to say fuck it and quit coming here you do something like this.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/10(Fri)01:58 No.8043456
    >>8043438

    that's not all that impressive.

    The answer is infinity.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/10(Fri)01:59 No.8043479
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    >>8043456
    >> Anonymous 02/12/10(Fri)01:59 No.8043483
    >>8043425
    Haha that is awesome, but totally not safe-fag. I am only one of those.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/10(Fri)02:00 No.8043488
    >>8043483
    edit: samefag*
    >> Anonymous 02/12/10(Fri)02:00 No.8043490
    >>8043456
    no... its not.

    Your a fucking idiot, take it up with /sci/
    >> Anonymous 02/12/10(Fri)02:01 No.8043498
    He brought the Funk back to people's souls
    >> Anonymous 02/12/10(Fri)02:01 No.8043506
    >>8043498
    As simple as this one sounds, i actually kind of like it.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/10(Fri)02:02 No.8043520
    >>8043456
    0/10
    troll harder.

    oh wait, i mean
    10/0
    >> Anonymous 02/12/10(Fri)02:03 No.8043526
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    >>8043490
    >Your a fucking idiot
    >Your
    >a fucking idiot
    >> Anonymous 02/12/10(Fri)02:03 No.8043531
    >>8043506
    Same here. Not the first posted, but that one sucks anyone.

    REGINALD BRICKDICKLER

    FREE YOUR MIND AND YOUR ASS WILL FOLLOW
    >> Anonymous 02/12/10(Fri)02:04 No.8043540
    >>8043498
    no he didn't... he was the one who put the funk in there in the first place.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/10(Fri)02:05 No.8043552
    >>8043498

    i'd prefer to see this as his ultimate goal rather than his accomplishment
    >> Anonymous 02/12/10(Fri)02:05 No.8043556
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    >>8043540
    >> Anonymous 02/12/10(Fri)02:06 No.8043568
    >>8043552
    Check and mate, anon.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/10(Fri)02:06 No.8043574
    >>8043568
    >>8043552

    YES.

    Everywhere he goes he says something along the lines of "Bring the funk!" or something like that.
    >> Charak Whitetalon 02/12/10(Fri)02:07 No.8043579
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    >>8043309
    What? Why he would never-
    Oh Reginald, you cad.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/10(Fri)02:08 No.8043590
    >>8043579
    THE FUNK.
    BACK TO PEOPLE'S SOULS.
    HIS GOAL.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/10(Fri)02:08 No.8043594
    >>8043579
    The man can move a mountain, if you know what I mean.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/10(Fri)02:08 No.8043595
    I demand kobold lackey OP
    >> Anonymous 02/12/10(Fri)02:08 No.8043596
    >>8043579
    Lol, I love it
    >> Anonymous 02/12/10(Fri)02:09 No.8043602
    >>8043579
    ahahah.

    love the piano smoking.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/10(Fri)02:09 No.8043604
    This thread makes me want to be a drawfag so fucking bad.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/10(Fri)02:10 No.8043618
    Thread archived, for maximum Brickdickling.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/10(Fri)02:10 No.8043635
    >>8043604
    same here.

    OP got any advice? How did you learn?
    >> Inquisitor Cale !!TLjU8vp8jvg 02/12/10(Fri)02:11 No.8043639
    Kobold companion. Guy needs to be carrying a huge stack of sheet music, wearing a slightly worn/torn tuxedo and tails.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/10(Fri)02:11 No.8043640
    >>8043579

    Takes a mighty man to seduce an Epic Level Golem.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/10(Fri)02:12 No.8043661
    What do their kids look like...?
    >> Anonymous 02/12/10(Fri)02:15 No.8043688
    this is the best drawthread ever
    >> Anonymous 02/12/10(Fri)02:15 No.8043691
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    >>8043661
    >> Anonymous 02/12/10(Fri)02:15 No.8043697
    >>8043691
    That book?
    Daddy's sheet music
    >> Charak Whitetalon 02/12/10(Fri)02:18 No.8043732
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    Well, that went just wonderfully.
    I must sleep soon, but I'll not leave this thread without one last bit of drawfaggotry. Be patient with me for but a moment.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/10(Fri)02:19 No.8043741
    PLAY THE WHISTLE, YOU...
    YOU....

    BRICKDICKLER
    >> Anonymous 02/12/10(Fri)02:21 No.8043763
    this is now his theme song

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBZuhY-CzAs&feature=video_response
    >> Anonymous 02/12/10(Fri)02:22 No.8043781
    >>8043763
    Mm, no. Needs more pennywhistle.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/10(Fri)02:23 No.8043786
    >>8043763
    Played on pennywhistle, piano and guitar. Yessssss.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/10(Fri)02:25 No.8043812
    >>8043763
    It's definitely the thread's theme. We most definitely turned this mother out.
    >> Vadim Vadim !yFuI6x3Mp2 02/12/10(Fri)02:28 No.8043864
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    >>8043786
    >>8043781
    >>8043763

    http://www.youtube.com/user/theNapkinHolder#p/u/16/M_Oc5WVKi9Q
    >> Anonymous 02/12/10(Fri)02:30 No.8043883
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    >>8043864
    :D:D:D:D
    >> Anonymous 02/12/10(Fri)02:30 No.8043884
    Charak Whitetalon, you have a fan in me.
    >> Charak Whitetalon 02/12/10(Fri)02:35 No.8043945
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    And off I go. Thanks for the ride, /tg/. I had a BLAST.

    Perhaps I should do this again sometime.
    Good night!
    >> Anonymous 02/12/10(Fri)02:36 No.8043955
    >>8043945
    Now I can sleep too
    G'night

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