I have sex with the psuedo-dragon.

Bad ass leprechaun

Bard.

D:

>>8064094
Time to go True Fey, kidnapp some children and torture them for coming into my mushroom ring.
Right; where's our Fae ring.
When we've got our brain wiped, loving child slaves, we'll take them along for the adventuring.

Psicrystal.

I think we covered the whimsical part of our personality.

conflicted with whom you wish to take, you think about taking all of them... but if you do this, your party might get too full for further party members to join you in your further adventures.

is this acceptable?

>>8064182
No. I'm seconding pseudodragon.

And i think it could be just as much of a love interest, even if we're sexually incompatible.

High drama is important to fairy health.

>>8064100

You fuck the psuedo-dragon.

When you wake up, it has eaten your hands, and is licking your nose like a puppy.

Also, I'm not OP.

>>8064118
Go with this, take along children. We can eat some on the way.

>>8064182

>>8064182
bard

>>8064182

Go Bard.

Why don't we ask our potential party members what they want?

....gender of bard?

ill give 10 more minutes for votes.

Leprechaun

>>8064247
>>8064106
Leprachaun?
More like LepRECON?
Amirite?

>>8064255
.....so can our name be Holly?

>>8064234
So far it looks like:

Bard: 3
Leprecon: 2
Dragon: 2
Psicrystal: 1

Dragon. Definitely dragon.

Pseudodragon. A steed of great worth, and undoubtedly clever.

Possibly our familiar too.

Needs more Bard.

I vote we mount the dragon, if you know what I mean.

If the bard is female, then bard.

If not, then dragon.

We need a Bard. They can do stuff. Stuff that we don't want to do.

>>8064324
Name one

Dragon all the way.

>>8064337
We're a spellcaster. We can do many things. But we may not want to get our hands dirty.

Also, she can sing us to sleep.

Okay, I'll go with bard.
But only if we can be named Holly.

>>8064337
Clean out the chamber pots, cook for us, act as cannon fodder, act as canon fodder... The list goes on.

>>8064372
Also, if female, romantic potential romance option.

Why can't you role play a girl without being a total slut, /tg/?

>>8064397
Hey, who said we're being a slut?
We just want a nice lesbian romance option is all. I mean, is that so much to ask for?

caught between two very powerful urges you reach a frantic plight for not being able to decide who you want to take more.

then in an ephiphany, you remember that you are the princess. After pleading to your mother, you are allowed to take both the bard and the dragon.

Now all you have to do is convince them, and that usually involves a Pact, extortion, or making them lose a bet to you in a fay game.

Dragons will only accept Pacts.

but you have free reign with the bard.

Decide how you will get both on your side.

>>8064416
Wut?

>>8064416
Well, let's convince the bard first.

>>8064430
*SIGH*

He means, describe in detail how you fuck both of them silly they do anything for you.

>>8064440
I propose we challenge him to a dance contest.

>>8064416
Offer the dragon 25% of the loot acquired during the adventure + the inflation.

>>8064458
dance contest sounds good, any other takers?

>>8064468
I second this.
Bard we can romance.

>>8064416
requesting info on the bard

>>8064458
Singing contest is superior.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XSZCsi8KdIs

>>8064504
On second thought, we could probably combine singing and dancing, either as a single act or by making it a two-part contest.

Since apparently we're the equivalant of a lvl 20 character. Can't we just thrall the bard into oblivion and call it a day?

>>8064504
Seconding song and dance contest with Dragon.
I propose we sing this in a duet with bard-
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mrx2naUGeh8

>>8064504
How can we beat a bard in perform rolls?

>>8064521
Half the fun of going somewhere is getting there.

Unless it's a long car trip, because those are boring.

>>8064468
She states that she doesn't like weird boots or gear or anything of that nature, as she already has enough. She's in it for the gemstones.

If you agree to hand her all the gemstones you find (magic items included) that are not attached to something else (like a ring or shield or necklace) she will tag along.

getting you to ride her is extra.

>>8064542
...yes. That is a much better choice of song.

Clearly the only correct answer is Bad Ass Leprachaun.

The two of you together can take on much tougher (and therefore more awesome) challenges, and get even more monies.

If you take the bard, why take anyone at all?

>>8064557
Oh hell no. She gets 25% of the take, in jewels. If she wants ALL of the jewels/gems, that's gonna include riding privileges.

>>8064416
challenge the bard to a rhyme off, He can think of any sentence he wishes, as long as we can rhyme with the words, then we have to respond with another sentence that rhymes with the first and makes sense as a response. You get one minute to reply. If you don't come up with one or you do and it doesn't rhyme or make sense you lose. If he loses he comes with us, if he wins he has to come with us.

>>8064557
Include this addendum on the gemstone part of the contract: "gemstones attached to something else in any given moment".

Info on the bard as requested.

The Bard is fairly your age. An avid explorer and adventurer who has seen many parts of the world already. Even though is the equivalent of a 20th level bard with billions of magic items (most of them ridiculously useless) is no where near your equal. But, the bard can sing and dance like no other. Cooking, cleaning, painting, music, poetry, arts, you name it, the bard is a master of it. The bard also speaks only in ryhme.

Only has a few weaknesses in this area as you see them.

1. Never likes to out perform anyone who is performing along side of the bard.
2. if in a contest, sometimes likes to lose to improve the ego of the other person, unless it is a serious contest, in which case he will win, but visibly not by much. (not a show off)
3. The bard gets nervous around you and has flutters around you.

>>8064601
>>8064557
Challenge her to singing/dance contest for revisions on contract!

>>8064657
>1. Never likes to out perform anyone who is performing along side of the bard.
>2. if in a contest, sometimes likes to lose to improve the ego of the other person, unless it is a serious contest, in which case he will win, but visibly not by much. (not a show off)

Sounds like we should be able to win this one handily then. Kudos on keeping the gender vague.

>>8064657
Ha, easy. Challenge the bard to a lapdance contest.

>>8064657
Great, then just ask him to come with us

>>8064657
It's a male bard?
Darnit.

>>8064557

Female Dragon. Extra Kinkyness there.

>>8064601
fine, all gemstones it is, this includes riding privilages.

done deal. Pact is made.

Congratulations, you now have a dragon familiar mount.

also, you should note that even though you get to ride her, you never agreed that you get to tell her where to go when riding her. And be as capricious as she is, who knows where she will take you.

>>8064696
dammit, a slip up. just meant it in the general sense.

>>8064601
Dammit, Anon, you were too hasty.

>>8064720

Well, we don't have a destination in mind yet, so this is perfectly okay. We can always renegotiate in the field.

Let's saddle up, high-ho silver away, etc, onto adventure.

>>8064720
Well now here's the thing, while we may not have states explicitly that while riding we would get to control where we go, the item in question, ie. riding privileges is assumed to include controlling where the mount goes. While this is often overlooked and forgotten due to the fact that it rarely comes up (most animals not being smart enough to try going anywhere but where they are led), it is still part of the package.

tl;dr- Yes, we do indeed get to decide where we go while riding. Dragon isn't the only fae that can get hyper-technical.

Happy with yourself haing sealed one companion away, you make ready to get your second companion.

Having firmly in your mind that you wish to challenge the bard to a duel, you get ready to approach the bard.

But before you can do so, you must form a contest in your mind and what shall occur if you win. the bard will decide what will happen should you lose.

so what contest shall it be?

proposals i have heard include

1. singing dancing
2. lap-dancing.

any other suggestions?

>>8064815
Singing-Dancing

>>8064807
We haven't gotten the Bard yet. Now we need to find him/her/it and begin the sing- and dance-off.

>>8064815

Dragon-taming.

We're a fairy princess, we get to goddamn cheat!

And if we win, well, he's bound to servitude for 1001 nights. Bam!

>>8064812
ride [raɪd]
vb rides, riding, rode, ridden
1. to sit on and control the movements of (a horse or other animal)

Dammit.

Very well. The dragon concedes your outsmarting of her. I guess there is a reason you're a fairy Princess after all...

>>8064815
lap dancing

>>8064094
>You are a fairy princess
I'm in /tg/ alright

>>8064859
Yeah. Though I have to admit, upon further reflection, and remembering my own words about half the fun of going someplace being the journey itself, I realize that perhaps having some randomness, some uncertainty, is a good thing.

>>8064920
Maybe we'll be nice and let her decide where to go when we're setting out, but we decide where to go when we're heading back.

Or running away.

Unseal the dragon to use her during the dancing contest.

Very well, you wish to challenge the bard in their own area of expertise.

you will need to find a way to cheat though, for as skilled as you are, you are not quite sure that you would win in a straight match...

a few suggestions?
a. try to get the most appealing, elabroate costume as pic related to try and throw them off balance?
b. try and get the dance to be a very slow sensual dance, or a fast erotic tango type dance?
c. try to cheat and make the bard lose their voice before the contest?
d. challenge them to a song of who can enrapture the heart of the other? (this can backfire quite rapidly)

>>8064969
Wait, we're a crazy ass magician, aren't we?
Let's play the game of singing a song that enraptures the heart of the other...

But let's hide our heart in the seat of a glacier and replace it with a black-widow spider before the contest begins.

We'll just teleport it back afterwards, it'll be fine.

~*Fairy Ownage*~

>>8064969
First, let's ask what the loose conditions are. If they're not that bad, or if he/she/it wants to come with us regardless of the outcome, then we might not have to cheat or worry about loosing.

>>8065047
Let's hide it inside a needle, which is in an egg, which is in a duck, which is in a hare, which is in an iron chest, which is buried under a green oak tree, which is on the island of Buyan, in the ocean.

>>8065087
Koshchei the Deathless called, he wants his Plan B back.

>>8065087

That sounds good too.

You approach the bard as they softly set down their instrument as the crowd slowly applauses.

The crowd dissapated slowly as you make your way to the bard.

looking up at you, the bard becomes a bit startled,

"ahh My Princess, what a wonderful delight,
to grace us with your presence and a visage of your sight. How might I help you this fine day? Just say the word, and I shall do whatever you say."

the bard bows to your presence.

You explain to him that you wish to challenge him to a duel of song and dance. and that should the bard lose, the bard shall become your willing slave and will accompany you for all the days until your adventure ends and you return to stay.

the crowd perks up interest as they gather around in murmering interest.

the bard visibly gulps and stutters out the following while blushing.

"I.. very well, we shall duel if we must.
even should I lose though, you would not abuse me I lus..trust! trust. yes trust. but it is my turn to lay a bet is it not? then if I am to win, there is... something i have long sought. If you are to lose this contest, and I am to come out ahead. then we will dress in formal attire, and you and I will... (the bard falls silent for a moment.) ...A lock of your hair shall do..." he whispers.

>>8065354

A lock of my hair? That's leverage for some terrible magic.

We better win this one - I produce a harp of finest silver, subtly magic my heart to safety, and take a seat.

He can play first.

>>8065354
Ah, the bard's a romantic sod!
Kiss him/her on the nose

>>8065382
Well, yes, he's that too. <3.
(But he might be a romantic sod setting up some terrible voodoo, so let's take good care here.)

>>8065382
Don't be aggressive. Feign naivete and draw him to your trap.

>>8065354
D'awwwwwwwwww, so shy~

Well, let's start the contest.

>>8065354
Can we convince the dragon friend to sing with us?

for the purposes of fair before we start rolling, is there anything you wish to do while the bard is playing?

lots of ideas spring to my mind but i don't want to influence this.

>>8065458
certainly.

>>8065482
Flirt with her?

>>8065482
Cast a spell to hide my heart so it can't be touched by the strains of his music, unless it has the power to reach to all four corners of the kingdom?

I mean, if I can do that.

(I probably can. ~*Fairy Princess*~, suckers.)

>>8065482
Dress like this >>8064969
Not to put him/her/it off balance, but because it looks nice.

>>8065517
Right, we do want to be a pretty, pretty princess.

Not joking, btw. Looking good owns.

>>8065482

We have to entice him or distract him somehow...

>>8065482
Make out with pseudo dragon!
.....
To distract the bard, of course

>>8065517
>>8065550
Also, change your clothes while he is looking at you.

>>8065559
>>8065574
You know, and maybe this is just me, but I get the feeling that the bard is plenty distracted already.

But we still should get the pretty dress.

rolled 9, 17, 19, 15, 20 = 80

The bard begins playing on a lute the most beautiful love song you ever heard. thought it is simplistic, it has a practiced rythm to it, as if has been played many times before. Perhaps it was the first song the bard ever wrote? you certainly never heard it before, but you get the strong feeling it is about you, and was mdae for you, even though it was never intended for you to hear it.

It touches your heart...

But with some much at stake, you cant afford to lose, so you begin to circle about the bard, wrap your arms around the bards waist, and lay your head on the bards shoulder while slowly swaying with the bard as you hum the song softly off beat.

he is at a - 7 for all rolls. straigth d20 rolls for purposes of this.

rolled 7, 17, 17, 1, 9 = 51

>>8065627
So now 5d20s for us?

>>8065627
ahh crap. good thing he has those negatives...

rolled 15, 16, 11, 11, 20 = 73

Rolling for sexiness.

>>8065627
So, that's 80-35(7x5=35)=45.

>>8065645
Straight 51.

Looks like we juuuuust manage to edge him out for the win.

before you start rolling, is there anything you want to do to give your self a bonus to playing?

You are singing on top of a dancing dragon so that gives you a +3.

But remember you have to win the bard's heart.

any other circumstance bonueses you want to throw in there?

>>8065645
>>8065654
>>8065659


ahh nevermind. looks like you win regardless.

>>8065682
>>8065709
What?
But I wanted to sing "Don't go breaking my heart" with the dragon!

>>8065709
(OOC: Hey OP, is mythic magical shit like heart-hiding in flavor for this game, or should we not go for that sort of thing?)

>>8065729
We can try that with the Bard later.

They all sound icky. I'll just take my popular celtic/renaissance wenchy and deliciously fae band. Oonagh will kill all of the jealous blondes and everyone will defend me if someone insults me.

No one will touch us combat wise. We're too pretty. Plus, we're all half god anyway. *WEG*

>>8065709
Yeah-
Hug Bard!

>>8065791
Don't you just love it when people don't bother to read a thread before they post?

playing your harp masterfully, you win the hearts of everyone as the crowds errupt in applause as you turn to notice the entire kingdom showed up to witness the contest.

The bard is staring down, tears streaming. after a few moments the bard composes themself.

"I give... I concede defeat and surrender. Please, I beg you relief, my heart is too tender. I accept your terms, for it is not such a horrid tragedy.

As my word as a fae, I shall do what you say, never say nay, follow you until the end of days, come what may or whatever may lay, we can be on our way your majesty.

>>8065818

Oh, flounce off, you JEALOUS mundane! XP

>>8065732
it is. It is assumed that is what you are doing at all times however.

yet, when confronted with other fae, it tends not to work out that way as most of them know each other's tricks.

it is especially considered distastefully amongst friends.

>>8065864
Fair enough. As a fairy princess, it's important to keep good custom and etiquette.

>>8065836
Silly bard get! Onwards to adventure! Riiiiiiiight after that duet...

>>8065919
Duet!

>>8065919
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R3xwDDLuLcY

THIS IS NOW YOUR DUET along with earlier songs.

>>8065836
Comfort the bard
"It's okay, together we can make even more beautiful music!"

Thanks for playing everyone.

We will continue next adventure

but for now is there anything you would like to say to the bard?

and please give me a hint for what you would further like to see.

1. Fae Mind/soul/fate fuckery with evil Fae.
2. HIGH ADVENTURE
3. dungeon crawling
4. Save existence scenarios.

>>8065998
DAAAAAWWWWWWWW

>>8066063
High adventure and proper etiquette!

someone archive this.

>>8066063
High Adventure. This has been fun OP. I am pleasantly surprised. Also, will we ever find out the gender of the bard?

>>8065998
D'awwwww. This, say this.

>>8066138
Formal request: Let's never find out the gender of the bard, ever.

>>8066145
That'll make playing out the romance arc very difficult, but I see your point.

>>8066138
The gender of the bard is whatever you prefer.

To be honest, I was suprised with how many people wanted it to be female and the equal amount that wanted it male.

I will try to keep it neutral to not spoil anyone's fantasy.

>>8066167
Love knows no limit, boundary, or gender.

>>8064092
Why must you stupid guys constantly spam and attack www . anon
talk . com for? Please stop. We don't want any chanturds there.

>>8066177
No, I mean because I'll have to keep writing it as he/she/it instead of just one of them.

>>8066170
Whatever we prefer? Excellent.

>>8065998
The bard looks up at your eyes and for the briefest of moment, looks at you with absolute hope and trust. the bard averts their eyes back down. but a smile creeps on to the bard's face.

"then I suppose the only left for us to do is prove it...."

You hug the bard tightly. And all three of you get ready to prepare for your adventures the next day.

This thread has been archived at sup /tg/

I look forward to more of your work OP. Please keep this going.

Fairy princess adventuring?

WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG!?

>>8065627
Going to have to remember that trick.

bump.

OP, are you going to ever include the bad ass leprachaun?