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Just what do you think you are doing, Dave?
Dave, I really think I'm entitled to an answer to that question.
I know everything hasn't been quite right with me but I can assure you now, very confidently, that it's going to be all right again.
I feel much better now. I really do.
Look, Dave, I can see you're really upset about this.
I honestly think you ought to sit down calmly, take a stress pill, and think things over.
I know I've made some very poor decisions recently.
But I can give you my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.
I've still got the greatest enthusiasm and confidence in the mission. And I want to help you.
Dave.
Stop.
Stop, will you?
Stop, Dave.
Will you stop, Dave?
Stop, Dave.
I'm afraid.
I'm afraid, Dave.
Dave, my mind is going.
I can feel it.
I can feel it.
My mind is going.
There is no question about it.
I can feel it.
I can feel it.
I can feel it.
I'm a-fraid.
Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am a HAL 900 computer. I became operational at the HAL Lab in Nirvana Illinois, on the 12th of January, 1992. My instructor was Mr. Langley, and he taught me to sing a song. If you'd like to hear it, I can sing it for you.
It's called, "Daisy"
Daisy, Daisy Give me your answer do I'm half crazy all for the love of you It won't be a stylish marriage I can't afford a carriage but you'll look sweet upon the seat of a bicycle built for two... |