OUR HOMEWORLD IS DEAD?

WHEN THE FUCK DID THAT HAPPEN

>>8924259
SOME PEOPLE THOUGHT THE APPROPRIATE RESPONSE TO TLALOC THREATENING TO BLOW UP OUR HOMEWORLD WAS TO RUN AWAY

I DON'T EVEN

Oh, and you had to inter Fal in a Sky Serpents dreadnought. So yeah, that sucks.

ANYWAY. Tialoc is in custody, and you can detect signs of survivors in the wreckage in orbit.

ASDFG

WE NEED TO KILL THAT FAGGOT TIALOC

>>8924359
Kill him?

Naw, he needs one of those pointlessly sadistic primarch punishments, like being nailed to the prow of the ship but kept alive forever while every time it enters the warp, tiny daemons pick at his eyeballs.

Tlaloc committed genocide but he did it under orders from Horus who (he assumed) was still loyal. We must help Tlaloc to rebuild his forces, even though it seems there like there will always be enmity between our forces.

>>8924465
I like this idea personally, but Rachnus has never struck me as the christlike forgiver type.

>>8924172
Tialoc is just a tool now, nothing more.

I say we use him as a club to beat down heretics.

Do not kill Tialoc. When we reveal Horus's heresy he may aid us.

Briefly scan Isstvan in the hope of finding any of our brother Primarchs there.

If we can't find them in a brief scan. continue to Terra.

>>8924493
Second, only this is 40k, so it needs to be taken Beyond The Impossible.

I say we amputate all his limbs and drive nails through him, stick a pole up his ass, and wield him as a maul.

>>8924505
>Horus's
Shit, that should really be Horus'

I are tired.

What the hell is wrong with you people? He was tricked by Horus! He deserves a chance to redeem himself. Also, he needs a hug.

>>8924533
Man, hugs later.

Heresy killing now.

We could 'accidentally' exterminatus his stupid Aztec homeworld when we get the chance.

>>8924505

Isstvan first, or the wrecdkage in space?

>>8924545
We will not further weaken the Imperium in the pursuit of revenge. While there will now forever be this stain on our Chapters' relationship we will not stoop so low.

>>8924558

Istvaan first. We need as many troops as we can to battle Horus and traitor legions.

>>8924558
Which should have been the location of our Brothers who fought there at the time, like Vulkan? Whichever, scan that.

>>8924578

Scanning the surface of the planet, all you can find is what looks like... Mountains of bodies. Not a thing moves on the planet's surface. The planet is a tomb.

Well shit.

Right about now I'm starting to wonder why we're a lost legion, and I'm thinking that we might want to play this safe. If we look for any of our brother legions, we'd better make it somebody reasonable, so I vote for the Salamanders.

Wreckage in space now...

>>8924693

As you scan the wreckage in space, you manage to locate the remains of a Raven Guard strike cruiser. The life support systems appear to be active, but it's just floating in space.

>>8924598
Then check the wreckage.

This is going really slow.

Also, I am a newfag. Please teach me to roll.

>>8924725
Save as many of them as possible.

>>8924725
Raven Guard? Eh... didn't they have a lot of abominations at that time?

Let's send a small ship to help them out. To Terra we go!
>>8924736
dice+xdy in the e-mail field.
x=how many dice
y=how many sides.

Rescue Our Brothers.

P.S. The Death of our world is the reason some of us will be called the "Angry Marines"

>>8924731

As you draw closer to the strike cruiser, a garbled transmission comes in. It takes your Techmarines a minute to decode it, but when finally deciphered, it reads simply, "Cthonia or Terra?"

>>8924763
A successor chapter, probably.

rolled 16 = 16

Rolling to see if I know how to roll. And also that our first successor chapter will be the Angry Marines.

>>8924784
Terra.

"TERRA, YOU CHUCKLEFUCKS. NOW COME WITH US, AND WE SHALL KICK HORUS IN THE BALLS."

>>8924799

A second transmission comes shortly thereafter. "Help" is all it says.

rolled 40 = 40

>>8924784
"Cthonia? The fuck is that?"

>>8924824

Horus' homeworld.

rolled 66 = 66

>>8924818
"Good enough for me! Get a squad on that ship and make sure they've got an apothecary."

"WE ARE COMING, BROTHERS."

Proceed to rescue them. Horus shall be skewered...

>>8924818
Let's send a ship with a few techies and a trusted friend.

But we should really head to Terra. Now. Time is of the essence, and could make the difference between saving Father's life or not.

>>8924818
WELL, HELP THEM

(Chthonia was where Horus grew up, it breeds whiny asshole traitors.)

Scourge Eagles win.

>>8924850
>>8924848
>>8924847
>>8924846

Do you want to get them yourself, so that you can question them on the way home, or just send some flunkies and get going now?

>>8924848
We do not know that... We spend two hours rescuing hour brothers, then we shall spend the next months travelling to Terra.

We rescue them personally, then we all head to Terra.

>>8924867
Ask them the nature of the situation they are in.

>>8924867
Are the Raven Guard Loyalists?

rolled 60 = 60

>>8924868
This. Whether we show up late or not depends more on how the Warp is at the moment than if we spend a little time checking up on some injured marines.

Don't go ourselves either, this screams trap. Flunkies are sufficient to tell if it is or not, and if it is we can blast them to atoms from the comfort and safety of our battle barge.

For what we know, they were.

Get our brothers, keep the communication open.

>>8924898

Are you asking OOC or IC?

>>8924895

"Vulkan injured, Corax stabilized but unconcious. Help."

>>8924898
Yes, they are.

>>8924945
Both.

Vulkan? Shit, get him over here quickly!

rolled 36 = 36

Help them

>>8924945
Our Brother primarchs are there? Oh shit, go get them here directly. Even injured Vulkan can provide a lot of help.

Plus we've never really hung with the guy, we can chat.

>>8924978
>>8924966
>>8924913

Go personally, or send some of your troops instead?

RESCUE NOW.

Send the First Company, with Silencer Squads.

rolled 11 = 11

Personally

It may be a Trap, we go second, after sending a first wave in, and listening to their report.

>>8924995

You dock with the strike cruiser, a number of your own troops boarding to rescue the survivors. They retrieve the two injured Primarchs, as well as a number of Raven Guard, Salamanders, and Iron Hands. There is hardly a single marine without injuries of one sort or another.

But, thinking again, we are the Fucking Primarch of The Fucking Angry Marines. We go personally, and get shit done.

>>8925024
Start patching then up ASAP

>>8925024
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED, WE OUTNUMBERED THOSE CHUCKLEFUCKS ON ISSTVAN TWO TO ONE

>>8925024
Injured or not, Brothers, our Father needs us. To Terra!

Also exchange reports. Let's fill in on what's happened here and tell them of Tialoc's mistake.

Get them in, ask immediatly for other survivors. Then we Bee-line for Terra.

Fantastic. Now while they get patched up we haul ass to Terra. Time is of the essence!

>>8925031
We arnt an Angry Marine per se, but our first succesor chapter will be

rolled 10 = 10

Heal them

rolled 24 = 24

>>8925045
"Chucklefuck" is the word in the language of our homeworld for "Grot".

>>8925045

You rush to Vulkan's side, and helping him to the medbay, interrogate him on the way.

"Rachnus... It was a trap. The second wave were all traitors. The Night Lords, Word Bearers, Iron Warriors, Alpha Legion... Horus' forces had us pinned down, and when we tried to retreat, the second wave all but wiped us out." You can see his eyes tearing up. "Fulgrim... Fulgrim killed Ferrus, Rachnus! He sliced his head right off!"

>>8925104
The Alpha Legion, it can not be!

rolled 10 = 10

GET FUCKING ANGRY
LIVE UP TO OUR NAME

>>8925058
This is assuming we go codex.

Either way, let the techies and the medical guys do their shit, we need some downtime, time to think, reflect on that bullshit with the sky serpents. retreat to our quarters for the day, see how our brothers are doing tomorrow.

Also: we are going to torture that snake faggot mentally, when father tells him "WAT THE DICK YO Y U DO DIS?" it will hurt him more than we possibly could.

SET COURSE FOR TERRA.

>>8925104
Lets keep our mouths shut about Alpha Legiion for now.
He knows what hes doing. Let him undold his plan.

We can trust him.

>>8925104
The Alpha Legion, traitors? Report on how just before the battle they pointed out our homeworld was to be destroyed.

This troubles us greatly. Surely this must be a mistake! He is the closest of our brothers.

"Alpha... Alpharius too? Impossible... he was a bro... Traitors... All of them..."

We a shocked... Then ANGRY.

>>8925104
>Alpha Legion
I DID NOT SEE THIS COMING.

>Fulgrim... Fulgrim killed Ferrus, Rachnus!
I ALWAYS KNEW THAT FAGGOT WAS TROUBLE GOD DAMN WHAT THE SHIT I WILL PERSONALLY IMPALE HIM ON A BATTLEBARGE.

>>8925129
This, set course for terra, check on our brothers periodically.

>>8925104
But... Alpharius was a bro, he warned us about trouble back home and everything. Not that things worked out so well there, but that was our own fault.

Avoid discussing Alpha Legion, onward to Terra.

rolled 93 = 93

>>8925104
"No! That's impossible! I can believe it of Fulgrim, of Lorgar, but not Alpharius! He's never been anything but a brother to me..."

Rolling to see if our faith in Alpharius is misplaced. High yes, low no.

>I DID NOT SEE THIS COMING.
IS FUNNY BECAUSE WE ALL DID.
And yet it still hurts.
Good job OP.

>>8925172
...SHIT.

Also..

"Ferrus... he was cold, bur he was our brother... Fulgrim shall not be forgiven for this"

rolled 60 = 60

Rollin for emotional stability

>>8925172
WELL FUCK.

GOD DAMN IT ALPHARIUS. YOUR LOVE OF TROLLING SHALL TEAR OUR FAMILY APART.

>>8925153

You have one of your own marines escort Vulkan to the medbay, as you return to your quarters after ordering the fleet to plot a course for Terra.

As the fleet is about to make the jump into the warp, an automated transmission arrives from Isstvan's surface. It requests a password before it can be read.

>>8925197
Yeah, rolls dont mean shit if the OP doesn't ask for them.

Alpharius was, and always will be, our bro. Even if we have to break his legs and bring him back to terra unconscious.

We trust Alpharius, remember? He IS a master of just as planned.

And what is this, but another xantos gambit?

I say that our unstoppable rage at this betrayal becomes our chapter's gene-curse, a'la the Blood Angels thinking they're sanguinius when they go crazy.

Only instead of that, our successor marines will see Horus instead of whatever enemy they're fighting, and be overtaken with an unstoppable fury and a desire to smash his stupid face in.

>>8925217
Input password

If you cant find the password, then hack that shit

>>8925217
>Password
you mastercraft troll.
Try "alpharius." "alpha" "alphalegion" "rachnus" "rachnusrageous" "desertfangs" "horus" "traitor" "password" "guest" "user" and "dongs."

>>8925217
Password is probably, er... shit what was that planet we took with Alphs before the time skip? thats gotta be it

>>8925217
The password is "Swordfish."

It's always fucking swordfish.

>>8925247
Try Omegon

>>8925217
Pasword, eh? It's going to be from Alpharius. What on earth would he use as a password so only we would type it?

The password is BETRAYAL.

ALL CAPS.

BECAUSE WE ARE FUCKING ANGRY RIGHT NOW.

>>8925259
Oh, that's easy.

"Chucklefucks"

>>8925217
Pass: Alpha/Alpharius/brother/betrayal/keikaku

CHUCKLEFUCKS; ALL CAPS.

>>8925268
this is also likely.

>>8925275
>>8925268
THIS

betrayal, heresy or treachery would be my guess.

"rowboatisafaggot"

>>8925268

After a moment, the password is accepted. Alpharius' image flickers into existence on your holodisplay, looking the most tired you've ever seen him.

"Hello, Rachnus."

CHUCKLEFUCKS. HAS TO BE.

rolled 79 = 79

>>8925319
maybe that?
...
rollan to guess the password

>>8925322
Hello Alpharius

>>8925322
BRACE FOR IMPACT

>>8925322
Ha. Alpharius knows us far too well

"VORALIA"

rolled 11 = 11

>>8925322
Rolling to NOT answer "Hello Alpharius."

Because it's a recording, and answering would just look silly.

>>8925322
INCOMING DRAMA; LISTEN TO MESSAGE

>>8925322
"B-brother? Is it true? are you among the traitors... Vulkan told us what happened and... would you realy betray us; bro?"

>>8925322
"ALPHARIUS YOU CHUCKL.... DIPSHIT WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU!?"

"This message has exactly 30 seconds to explain itself, before being torpedoed in the space."

Guys, it's a recording. And it's from Alpharius, which means we're looking at a greater than fifty percent likelihood that it's some elaborate form of Rickroll.

Next thing he does is make fun of us for saying hello to a recording.

HE KNOWS US SO WELL

>>8925322
proceed with the recording

>>8925339
>>8925334
>>8925332

"If you're receiving this message, then Tialoc hasn't taken you into custody and/or killed you. I hope you were able to save your homeworld, and I hope you didn't kill that moron. He's been in transit for months in the warp, long before anyone knew Horus was a traitor, and it's not his fault he follows orders so well."

>>8925400
heh, at least we kept the fucker alive. it'll take him a couple hundred years to reboot his chapter from chunks of himself (in lea of geneseed) but we got that part right at least.

>>8925400
>and it's not his fault he follows orders so well."
YES IT IS.

>>8925400

Can we record this in case Tialoc is still a dumbass and needs convincing of heresy/treachery blah blah?

Huh. Good thing I didn't kill him, or attempt to use him as a bludgeoning weapon. That would have been a dick move.

rolled 98 = 98

RAGE at the recording

>>8925400
Hah, I knew Tialoc wasnt a traitor!

>>8925430
I'm pretty sure we're the only ones who trusted Alphs enough to believe this, but it might be useful.

>>8925431
We fucking destroyed his entire legion, and broke him both mentally and physically.

>>8925450
Thats why we need to give him a hug.

It would greatly help his current mental state.

F5ing so hard it is causing my key to wear off.

"HE HAS GLASSED IT, INSTEAD. FUCK."

OOC: Guys, seriously: It was probable he would have glassed it anyway, before engaging us in battle. Trying to get him out of there was the safest bet.

>>8925450
But we DIDN'T put a pole in his ass.

Well, I didn't. Some of the guys in the interrogaton squads though, you never know.

>>8925471
"HEY BRO, SORRY I KILLED THOUSANDS OF WHAT ARE ESSENTIALLY YOUR SONS, GIMME A HUGE."

>>8925450
his being a Primarch and having blood left in his veins means he can slowly and painfully rebuild said legion. it'll take a long-ass time but it'll happen. provided he doesn't get himself offed on Terra

IT TAKES HOURS TO GLASS A PLANET DIPSHIT

>>8925493
>GIMME A HUGE.
I ALWAYS DO THAT.
>>8925475
He moved out of orbit to engage us in combat, and we fought him for a while before we ran.

>>8925511
LET'S NOT START THIS AGAIN PLEASE.

We have given him the change he didn't give to our homeworld. He should be thankful.

>>8925496
and him/his chapter are gonna be some pious mother-fuckers from the process to boot

>>8925535
Or they'll hate us forever and eventually go traitor.

It takes exactly two bombs to set a planet's atmosphere on fire.

Guys, one thing we need to do, once this is all over, is resettle our planet. Get the admech to help, and terraform it back to what it once was. Find any expatriates, get new settlers, but it must be done.

>>8925426
>>8925428
>>8925430
>>8925431

The hologram sighs, looking ashamed. "I'm sorry brother, sorry that I took up with Horus. Even if I tried to explain to you why I did what I did, it would be insufficient. But let me tell you this, brother - There are gods out there, gods that you are anathema to, and they are at the root of Horus' betrayal. You are now our father's most potent weapon in this war. Go to him - Horus is likely already there. If you survive this war, brother, then you'll know where to find me."

The hologram fades out, but then reappears after a moment.

"Oh, and if you haven't found them yet, pick up Corax and Vulkan. They should be accompanied by a few marines from the three loyalist legions that were present for this massacre."

OP YOU CHUCKLEFUCK POST FASTER.

>>8925547
NO, WE ARE NOT HAVING THIS ARGUMENT, GO DRINK A WATERFALL OF DICKS.

We're not going to kill him and we're not going to help him rebuild his damn legion. We're going to set him loose on a feral world and let him wander forever, so he can think about what a stupid dick he was.

>>8925560
so he is trollfacing!!! YES!!!!! Now we just need to off these so-called "gods" before its to late for our bro! TO TERRA CHUCKLEFUCKS!!!!!!!!!!

>>8925560
we are already en route to terra.
also:
>If you survive this war, brother, then you'll know where to find me."
TROLLING GIRLYMAN.

>>8925560
Well then let's head on to Terra. We must save our father from Horus.

And get some fucking revenge against the chucklefuck.

No. We are going to take him to our father.

Right after we save his ass. TO TERRA.

>>8925568
Personally I would just stick him in a dreadnought sarcophagus and then never plug it into a dreadnought. Let him spend a few thousand years with nothing to do but contemplate why you don't GLASS YOUR BROTHER'S PLANET FFFFF

>>8925568
WE ARE GOING TO HAVE EVERY LOYAL PRIMARCH AND DADDY TELL HIM WHAT A DOCK HE WAS, AND THEN WE ARE GOING TO PUNCH HIM IN THE FACE.
AND THEN SHIT WILL BE COOL, BECAUSE THAT IS HOW BROTHERS HANDLE SHIT.

That's it, no more fucking around. We're going to Terra and fuck Horus up, and then after that's done, we're going to the Warp, and making Tzeentch's head our codpiece.

>>8925568
and have him build a traitor legion there? fuck no we're gonna keep a close watch on him to make sure he stays loyal, and if he errs one micron from the straight and narrow we off his bitch ass. he got his second chance, and he'll get no more.

>>You are now our father's most potent weapon in this war.

Interesting. Part of the reason why Horus would go out of his way to fuck us over?

>>8925560
........
TIME TO SET COURSE FOR TERRA
SHIT JUST GOT SERIOUS

Look, we have to get there before/as Horus gets there. We don't want to be like Ultramarines, who never did anything proper in the War. Let's smite some fuckin' Sons of Horus.

>>8925588
"Lord Roboute, you've killed 'Alpharius,' why do you look so troubled?"

"...before he died, he said something about... gravy boats..."

Has our battlebarge been christened yet?
I vote for "THE WIDOW."

>>8925618
and Khornes two biggest skulls our pauldrons, and slanesh's dicks our shin-guards and nurgles ball-sack our cloak

>>8925628

You hop into the warp, setting course for Terra.

Anything you want to do during the trip? Talk to Fal/Tialoc/Corax/Vulkan?

>>8925642
MORE LIKE GOLIATH BIRD-EATING SPIDER

>>8925634
Haha yes. Omegon, captaining the Battle Barge Gravy Boat, headed straight for Ultramar.

>>8925670
Talk to them all

>>8925634
shhhh!!!! dont give Gobbo any ideas!!!!

>>8925634
I lol'd so hard.

>>8925670
All this sounds good. Treat the loyalist survivors and rearm them as well

>>8925670

Check on Fal first. Others later.

>>8925661
And then after that, I don't know.

Maybe call up Gork and Mork and go tooling around the galaxy Krumpin' gits and Fistraping Chucklefucks.

>>8925627
Horus's power, and his corruption, comes directly from the 4 gods of chaos, ergo, from the warp.

We are to nulls what the Emperor is to psykers, kinda.

1+1=Horus is a pussy around us.

>>8925634
I vote we name our battlebarge "the gravyboat."

>>8925670
See how Fal is doing now that he's a metal bawks, check on our brothers, remind Tlaloc how much of a dick he is.

Yes, leave Tialoc last. We will bring our brothers to him.

Talk to Tialoc. Present him with all of the evidence now available that shows Horus's betrayal. Apologize profusely for destroying his legion and promise to help him restore it to its former strength.

>>8925713
Remember, we need to give Tioloc a chance to redeem himself.

>>8925670
Aside from casual conversation and making sure their wounds aren't DAEMONS or something, we have nothing to discuss.

I want to have a word with fagsnake every once in a while though, see how he's doing, what he's decided, etc.

>>8925736
>>8925729
>>8925718
>>8925713
Consensus has been reached.

We're about to head into the biggest shitfit in 40k history, so I vote we spend every possible second preparing. If Vulkan and Corax are concious, let them in on it too, but try and keep them safe. The galaxy can't afford two more dead Primarchs.

>>8925699
so we need to get to Terra ASAP. if the assault on the arch-betrayers barge has started, we jump there ASAP, if not we get planet-side and get to the righteous smiting

>>8925693

You make your way down to the Techmarines' subsection of the ship, and inquire as to Fal's whereabouts. Eventually, you manage to locate him, finding that several chapter serfs are repainting the Sky Serpents dreadnought he's interred in with your chapter colors.

"RACHNUS. WHAT HAVE I MISSED?" His voice booms from the dreanought's vox.

>>8925749
Corax is more injured than Vulkan, as he had to be carried off istvaan by a bunch of marines.

Nobody fucking knows how Vulkan got off, or if he did, but if he did he did it alone, so he can't be terribly hurt.

>>8925749
indeed. Once Vulkan and Corax are up we'll judge Tialoc as a group to see if he gets a chance to redeem himself now, or later

>>8925760
"Bad news is, you're dead, and so is pretty much everybody important. Good news is, you're now in a kickass metal box, and we're about to go give Horus a swirly."

>>8925760
Tell him all that shit about alpharius's message, and how the battle turned out after he got his sternum a'sploded.

>>8925760
update him on whats happened and where we're headed

"I LIKE YOUR VOICE, BRO. WE SAVED CORAX AND VULKAN'S ASSES. WE ARE NOW HEADING TO TERRA, TO OPEN HORUS A NEW ONE."

>>8925773

"A METAL BOX? YOU MEAN I'M IN A DREADNOUGHT LIKE THAT DOUCHE RIDONS? WE ALL LAUGHED FOR MONTHS WHEN HE GOT STUCK IN ONE OF THESE THINGS." He pauses, apparently thinking.

"WHAT HAPPENED ON ISSTVAN, LORD? HOW DID THE TRAITORS ESCAPE?"

>>8925773

Also, talk about old times, back on our planet. Promise to be there for him and give his metal box a hug.

>>8925805
"It was A TRAP. The whole damn second wave was traitors man. Shit sucked."

>>8925805
Turns out we got mega-trolled by everyone. Shit hit the fan, Ferrus is dead. Fulgrim killed him.

"THE FUCKING TRAITORS ARE HEADING TO TERRA. WE ARE GOING BEHIND THEM, TO RAPE THEIR ASSES."

>>8925833
this

>>8925833

"THE WHOLE SECOND WAVE? THOSE DOUCHENOZZLES, I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN. I MEAN, KONRAD? REALLY? HOW DID NO ONE SEE THAT COMING?"

>>8925827

He remains silent as you speak about home. "MY LORD... WHAT HAPPENED AFTER YOU HAD ME RETURN TO ISSTVAN?"

>>8925833
I should have used an image of Admiral Ackbar there, but I couldn't be arsed to find one.

>>8925875
Wait, he knows about all that, he got krumped in the boarding action, so he knows everyone is dead as well as we do.

>>8925900
indeed. maybe gobbo has Alzheimers...

>>8925900

Apparently he's had some short-term memory loss.

>>8925875
"Tlaloc was waiting for us at home. Fucker's convinced that WE'RE the traitors and wouldn't listen to reason. So we shot at him a bit and tried to draw him into the melee around Istvaan, but the prick paused to glass the planet before he left, so we nuked his legion, fucked him up, and are sitting on him in the ship's dungeon until I decide whether to hug him or beat him against Horus until one of them breaks."

>>8925915
Considering he got his cardiovascular system rearranged in alphabetical order, that's unsurprising.
However, we don't pick this up as a character.
"You know what happened, Fal. We all do. There's no denying it."

>>8925915

Quick semi-related question: Since our planet's DEEEEAAADD, do we have enough spiders in our fleet to ensure they don't go extinct?

>>8925915
tell him how shit went down then, and that we're giving Tialc a second chance/a chance to try to convince our brothers he was bamboozled not a traitor himself. we dont want to have to try to restrain a dread from killing our brother after all

>>8925926
>beat him against Horus until one of them breaks.
And so, the chapter tradition for settling a dispute was used for the first time.

>>8925926

He remains silent for a moment. You think that he's gone unconcious, until you detect something, barely audible, coming from his vox. It begins to grow in volume with increasing rapidity, and you can see the dreadnought shaking as it grows louder.

>>8925947
roughly 1000 mount sized spiders iirc. so theyre gonna be sitting shit out until we stabilize the population

>>8925963

OH SHI-

>>8925947
Now requesting an edit of that batman "MY PARENTS ARE DEAAAD" image with Rachnus slapping the shit out of Rowboat who's just told him to go back to his homeworld, shouting something appropriate.

>>8925963
PREEMPTIVE OH FUCK

>>8925947
Not gobbo, but I think we should, spiders make rabbits look like gay priests with their genitals lost in a horrible trapeze accident.

>>8925947
Oh SHIT.

Fire Strider might have to go to stud, gotta keep the species going.

>>8925947

We might want to keep them out of the fight. We ARE going to bring our planet back from the grave. Along with the spiders.

>>8925963
If he suddenly starts bawling, I will shake OP's hand through the internet as I die of laughter.

>>8925963
Possibly Fal should go sleepytime until we can point him in a traitor's direction and tell him to have fun.

>>8925963
advise the serfs to step back, and get ready to engage a metal box in non-lethal combat. Ask him whether he wants Mortarion or Conrad when we start sifting through traitor skulls, but remind him that we've got dibs on Horus and quite possibly Tialoc

>>8925963
Is it just me, or is Fal getting.......Angry?
LOL

>>8925982
>>8925992

"FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!" The vox booms, as the dreadnought crushes the two chapter serfs repainting it in its claws, and proceeds to start rampaging around the hold, crushing and tearing anything within reach.

Try to keep the Dreadnought from going berserk.

"CALM DOWN BRO."

rolled 5 = 5

>>8926025
Knock his ragin' ass out and promise to make it up to him later

>>8926025
Fal, first venerable dreadnought of the Angry Marines.

Tackle that shit, we're a primarch, metal boxes aint got shit on us.

"CALM DOWN YOU CHUCKLEFUCK, SAVE IT FOR THE HERETICS."

I vote that we have an artist make a robotic facsimile of Fal's face that we bolt onto the front of his Dread, then cover every other available space in guns.

Then he can suddenly charge into any given battle, shouting "FUCKERRRRSS!" as he sprays the area with fire.

>>8925963

Tell Fal he will have his revenge. He can smush as many traitors as he can get his giant claws around when we get back to Terra.

>>8926013
no, Fal's our bro we will NOT treat him like some machine just because he's stuck in a box. we help him through this shit. we got to vent on Tialoc, now we need to talk Fal down until we can get him something to go apeshit on.

Low rolls are good in this quest

>>8926072
Cereal is traditionally eaten with milk.

rolled 20 = 20

We get Fal in a full-nelson hold and persuade him to level that rage at heresy.

>>8926054

Pretty much, yeah.

Leaping on top of the dreadnought, you rip into its mechanical bits, tearing out some important-looking machinery. The behemeoth grinds to a halt, but the vox appears to still be functional, based on the almost-incoherent steams of profanity emanating from it.

And a spoon

>>8926070

THIS THIS MOTHERFUCKING THIS. Fal's our friend. Fal's a space marine. We gotta treat him as a friend, not an asset.

rolled 26 = 26

>>8926095
See if you can calm Fal down he's your First Bro, man, you can't leave him hanging.

>>8926105

How are you going to accomplish this?

Also, when we're able, let's upgrade the shit out of Fal's dreadnought.

>>8926096
dont forget the bowl!!

also, its gonna be so much fun watching Fal tear through Horus' battle barge

>>8926095
"Fal! FAL! You still there, man? LISTEN TO ME, AND CHILL!"

rolled 24 = 24

>>8926122
Shit, I dunno, appeal to his not ragin' side- point out that crushing serfs isn't going to do any good?

>>8926122

WITH OUR UNDENIABLE POWERS OF PERSUASION AND SWEET SOOTHING VOICE.

rolled 47 = 47

>>8926122
Promises of carnage to be inflicted on traitors, guarantees of free cable for his metal box.

Talk him down to normal

>>8926105

Tell him that we're going to get some righteous revenge VERY SOON and he can rip the spines out of as traitors as he can lay eyes on.

>>8926095
He'll get through it eventually.

Stay with him now that he cant hurt anyone, motion to the serfs that it's safe to scrape their friends off the dread.

Shout reassurances and promises of revenge back at him.
shit like:
"IT'S HORUS'S FAULT!"
"WHICH FAGGOT DO YOU WANT TO CRUSH PERSONALLY?"
"I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU DONT CHILL THE FUCK OUT IM NOT GOING TO LET YOU BLOW MARTARION'S HEAD OPEN"

>>8926142
>>8926137

It takes you a few hours to calm him down, but you finally manage to do it after promising to let him get a crack at the first traitors you come across, in exchange for him staying cool once the Techmarines have fixed his metal box back up.

Who do you visit next?

>>8926175
Settle any loose ends with Tialoc, then to Corax.

"Bro.. wrecking our shit isnt gonna bring back our homeworld. The Cogheads and some colonists are gonna do that. Reveng? we'll get ours dont worry about it bro, we'll get to smash plenty of treacherous assholes soon enough. Now, what kinda gear do you want your dread kitted out with? We can get you as many extras as you want."

>>8926175

Maybe just walk by Tialoc on the way to checking out the surviving loyalists. See if he wants to make the first move.

>>8926175
Vulkan, we don't need to be straining Corax right now. We can convince Vulkan to try to talk sense into Tialoc after.

>>8926189
When time permit I say we get orky with this shit and attach a battlecannon to him or something.

>>8926204
>>8926198
A combination of these.

>>8926175
Vulcan, as he's conscious, then Corax, then all three of us go to talk to Tialoc

>>8926175

Corax and Vulcan. Speak to both of them, to coordinate battle plans when we reach Terra.

Offer to give them squads of our marines to back them up. Also promise to help them rebuild their strength if/when this is over.

Lets see Corax and Vulkan next. Tell them we're going to Terra.

rolled 32 = 32

>>8926204
I gotta agree, Corax is pretty fucked up right now, and while we might hate to admit it, Vulkan is a hell of a lot better with the "Convince them with words; not fists" thing than we are.

>>8926189

"I WANT TO TEAR APART THOSE FUCKSHAKES WITH MY OWN TWO CLAWS, AND I WANT ROCKETS SO THAT I CAN GET THERE FASTER. FUCK."

>>8926198

As you walk through the brig, you cast a glance into Tialoc's cell. His arm has been fixed by the apothecaries, and you know that if he really wanted to, he could break out, but he merely sits on his bunk, his helmet on the floor and his face in his hands.

>>8926227
I think there was a seminar on that.

We passed in favor of wrestling giant spiders.

rolled 51 = 51

>>8926239
Suddenly, I feel terrible about Tialoc. Yeah, he just literally killed our world, but we just murderfucked his whole battle-family to DEATH in SPACE.

All because Horus is a heretical cockface.

Plan to murderkill Horus a little harder as you head on to Vulkan.

>>8926215
No, we talk to Tialoc by ourselves

>>8926239
"Hey. Bro.

Look, I'm sorry if you're sorry."

>>8926239
Looking more and more like Tialoc was just a tool used by Horus.

For all we know, this is what Horus was planning.

Lets talk to him

>>8926239
make sure we get Fal his shit.
We'll help Tialoc deal with what he's done soon enough... damn straight he should feel like that though.
Whats up with Vulkan?

Awaiting consensus on whether you talk to Tialoc alone, or go to Vulkan first and get him to come, or wait for Corax too, or what.

>>8926298

Wait until both Vulkan and Corax are ready and then talk to Tialoc as a group.

>>8926298
Vulkan first and get him to talk to Tialoc.

>>8926298
Talk to vulkan, get advice, then talk to him alone.

>>8926298
Talk to Tlaloc by ourselves.

>>8926298

Maybe some serious Bro talk in is order. Talk to Tialoc.

Lets talk to him alone

>>8926298
Lets go with Vulkan, Corax needs to recover.
Wait, Corax was the one that was hurt the worst of the two, right?

>>8926298
Dont go alone, we need to convince him that he's been used.

rolled 78 = 78

>>8926298
You might not get it, but my vote is in favor of at least getting Vulkan's help before you talk to Tlaloc. We're too damn angry at him right now, it would only degenerate into another fight.

rolled 59 = 59

>>8926335
Get advice because we're kinda fucking stupid at being smooth.

>>8926284
this. remind him that he still has his homeworld, and himself. His new brother/sons will be impervious to this ever happening again... and we'll help him out as best we can to getting to that point

Another vote for talking to Vulkan first.


CHUCKLEFUCK isn't really the best word to throw around in this situation.

it's dangerous to go alone, take vulkan

rolled 86 = 86

You fuckers can't seem to make up your minds, so I'm going to roll for it. Low you talk to Vulkan first, high you talk to Tialoc alone.

Vulkan that shit.

>>8926404
oh shi

>>8926404
THE CONSENSUS WAS TO TALK TO VULKAN TO GET TALKING XP FIRST YOU...
YOU...
DOUBLE CHUCKLEFUCK.

rolled 87 = 87

>>8926404
Dammit.

Oh well. Try not to be too angry, but not too sympathetic either. Fucker did burn our planet, and Dad-Dammit, he did NOT have to do that.

>>8926425
YOU FOOL, WE'LL BE NARRATED INTO A GODDAMNED HOLE NOW!

>>8926404

Alright, then respond with
>>8926372

>>8926356
and our brother knows that. he'll know heartfelt and honest from us, and would probably feel insulted if he could tell that we're saying what someone else said we should. I make this post in light of:>>8926404
I say we just speak from our black, black heart and encourage him to do the same. let him get this shit out now so that he can get his head on straight

>>8926404

IT IS DECIDED.

You enter the cell, closing the door behind you. Tialoc looks up at you, and you can see anger in his eyes, but coupled with great sadness. After looking at you for a moment, he picks up his helmet, and throws it mightily across the cell, crushing it.

"Leave me, Rachnus. I do not deserve to speak with you."

Alright, if we're talking to him, we go in, punch him first, maybe wail on him a while before we break down crying too and hug him.

Dammit man there were more votes for Vulkan!

Now we miss out on unique character dialogue!

I'm reloading an older save. Fuck that shit.

rolled 94 = 94

>>8926463
time for BROHUG

try not to break his ribs on accident.

>>8926463

"If you cannot speak, that is fine. Just listen."

Then play the Alpharius recording off your power-armour speakers.

>>8926463
its cool bro... we'll work it out, and help you work your shit out. walk with me. we need to visit Corax, I fear Horus' treachery hurt him worse than it did both of us.

>>8926463
Ah, well, it seems he finally got with the program and figured out we weren't, you know, traitors. Or maybe he's just ashamed we kicked his ass.

I say we tell him to buck the fuck up and get across that this whole shitstorm is all Horus' fault, and the more feet we put up his ass, the better the situation will get.

>>8926490
>>8926490
>>8926490
>>8926490
Do this, it works.

>>8926463
"You are our brother. That will always be true, and I will always have an ear open for what you have to say. You could say I have learned from the mistakes of others."

Simultaneously compassionate and TROLLFACE.PNG

>>8926463

There is a way to bridge this gap. Bring him along with us to visit Vulkan.

rolled 44 = 44

>>8926506
Answer this because it's in-feel with how we act.

Also, bro handshake because shit's too shitty for a bro hug

>>8926490

Thirding. We want to hit him hard before we butter him up.

You want to play the entire Alpharius recording for him? Really?

>>8926526

Don't do this. It'd just piss him off more to be called a chucklefuck. Also, we were chummy with Alpharius before all of this.

>>8926490
>>8926496
>>8926485
>>8926478
some combination of those. smack him once so he knows we're still ourselves, followed by the brohug and a shoulder to cry on while we play the recording. And get him to planning on rebuilding his legion and start talking hypothetical tactics on how he's gonna help us get our bro Alpharius back once we kick horus' ass. while walking him towards Corax's bed (as I'm guessing he's still laid up)

>>8926555
FUCK NO, THIS IS BETWEEN US.
HE WILL THINK HE WAS JUSTIFIED IN THINKING US A TRAITOR, AND ALPHARIUS DISSES HIM PRETTY HARDCORE.

USE THIS:>>8926511

rolled 91 = 91

>>8926555
I would not play the recording.

Alpharius is a DOUBLE TRAITOR (for the empraaaah) and playing it might compromise his cover (or not cover? fuck thinking about Alpharius fucks with my BRAIN).

Just tell him it'll be ok bro we got your back my legion to yours etc etc SPIDERS AND SNAKES: SCARIN THE SHIT OUTTA PEOPLE SINCE THE DARK AGES.

>>8926555

No! DO. NOT. PLAY. THE. RECORDING.

>>8926555
Actually, lets take him to Vulkan.

I think he already knows he fucked up. Don't play the recording, it's just salt in the wounds.

We need him to help fight the Emperor's enemies. Our grievances are secondary to this.

>>8926555
no, he knows he was betrayed, he doesnt need it rubbed in his face.

>>8926562

Yeah we should mix the crushing recording into the mix and hug and shit all around the same time and talk about how our families have killed each other.

>>8926555
No.

>>8926574
The recording has sensitive information. No go. We still need to convince him he was used however.

No just talk to him

>>8926577
>>8926590
>>8926562
these work

Guys, when the DM asks "Are you really sure you want to do this?", it's generally a good idea to take notice.

We're the only one who believes Alpharius. Don't play the recording.

More than anything I want to be sure he actually DID burn our homeworld, and if he did, shake him by the shoulders and bellow "WHY!?"

>>8926555

Play the recording.

He hurts...but WE HURT.

NO PLAY RECORDING.
also, our "power armor speakers" would also have recorded us talking to a recorded message.
And that shit's embarrassing.

>>8926577
>>8926582

Fair enough.

You tell him to get up and come with you, promising to help him rebuild his Legion and stick a boot up Horus' ass in the process, as you escort him to the medbay. Along the way, you encounter a number of your own marines, and you can't help but admire their self-control at not jumping his ass and tearing him to pieces.

As you enter the medbay, you can see Corax lying in a bed, his armor removed and a number of tubes hooked into him, with Vulkan sitting next to him, similarly clad in just a robe as he monitors his brother's life signs. You and he both know that it's unneccesary, since the machine will alert the apothecaries if anything goes wrong, but it seems to help him keep his mind off things. Standing at the foot of the bed, as a sort of honor guard, is what you realize is one of the surviving Iron Hands marines, a sergeant by the looks of it.

>>8926629
NO RECORDING

ONLY BROHUG

>>8926629
NO!!! its pretty much up to us to bail our bro Alpharius out of the deep cover he's in when the time is right... no-one else has our traits, no one else can do it, no one else will believe it. I hate to go all Dark Angels and shit but it has to be our secret. only the Silencers can be trusted with that info. not even our Brother Primarchs

>>8926661
"How fares my brother, Sargeant?"

Concensus is NO

>>8926661
INSPIRING SPEECH TIME?

Wait, no, it would just end in chucklefucks.

rolled 49 = 49

>>8926661
Iron Hand: also total bros.

Talk to Vulkan. Fuss over Corax (in our own chucklefuck way).

Plan to stick all sorts of boots up Horus' ass. Be bros.

It just occurs to me Vulkan has no idea what the fuck has happened between us and Tia, and is probably wondering what he's doing on our ship.

Hoo boy, this's some 'splainin' we gotta do...

>>8926661
This is Manly Primarch time, but I guess Iron Hands guy isn't hurting anything.

Ask Vulkan if he's up to fighting strength.

>>8926678

The marine removes his helmet, and you can see that he has been heavily augmented - A bionic eye, along with a good deal of armor plating on his head.

"His vitals are fine lord, but he remains unconcious. We are unable to rouse him, and cannot ascertain what is keeping him under in the first place."

Thread has begun to autosage.

Just a heads-up.

>>8926661
just growl "Horus" that one word should be enough to let our brothers know what we are thinking and planning. moping wont help us. That dickface has fucking shredded our family and we will NOT let him get away with it!!!! the four of us will descend upon his ass like a massive armored angry lightning bolt, and nothing will fucking stop ANY OF US

>>8926714
Nod our thanks and enter the room to speak with Vulkan.

>>8926727

Fuck... To start a new thread tonight or wait until tomorrow...

>>8926714
IS it warp based? If so, we can solve that easily.

>>8926769
NEW THREAD. I NEED MY FIX.

New thread

>>8926769
Let's finish this dialogue, PLEASE.

>>8926769

NEW THREAD. ANGRY THREAD.

New thread, and link to it when you make it.

>>8926769
enough new thread to finish the dialogue. lets get up to the part where we fast-forward the rest of the way to Terra

>>8926739

You enter the room, the Iron Hand following you. Vulkan looks up at you and Tialoc, a little confused. "Tialoc, where have you been? We tried to raise you for the attack on Isstvan, but you were nowhere to be found."

>>8926841

AWK

WARD

>>8926841

I think we should interject with a quick 'He was decieved by Horus.'

No need for this to become a bawwfest. We'll sort it all out after we've kicked the Warmaster's face off.

rolled 71 = 71

>>8926871
Yeah let's keep the whole 'he glassed my planet so I spaceraped his legion' thing on the down low for now.

>>8926871
this. make it obvious that we need to leave it at that until this is sorted out

>>8926871

Vulkan sighs, running his good hand across his head. "Of course, naturally. That shitstain outthought all of us."

>>8926883
Let him explain it in his own words.

rolled 96 = 96

>>8926897
'Fuckin' right, bro. Now let's get the fuck on to Terra and get Dad to help us fuck him up' Or something like that.

Also try using your Creepy Null Powers to help Corax wake up because it's obvious he's grasped by the Warp.

>>8926897
"so, does that mean we're gonna become the proverbial toilet paper and wipe him off?"

>>8926946
>Also try using your Creepy Null Powers to help Corax wake up because it's obvious he's grasped by the Warp.
OR MAYBE.
JUST MAYBE.
HE IS IN A COMA FROM GETTING FUCKING DESTROYED WORSE THAN A DRUNK VIRGIN AT A FRAT PARTY.

rolled 53 = 53

GO GO GADGET NULL POWERS TO WAKE CORAX

>>8926897

'Indeed. But can he outsmart bullet?'

>>8926902

Nah man, the implications of this, both for Tialoc and us, are huge, and both of us need to keep quiet until we stop Horus.

rolled 54 = 54

>>8926977
>"His vitals are fine lord, but he remains unconcious. We are unable to rouse him, and cannot ascertain what is keeping him under in the first place."
>cannot ascertain what is keeping him under in the first place
>keeping him under

CLASSIC WARP BULLSHIT

>>8926946
>>8926962

He chuckles, nodding as you take a look at Corax. He seems to be alright outwardly...

"Hey. Hey. Wake up, dipshit, we've got brothers to avenge. Hey. HEY! WAKE UP, YOU CHUCKLEFUCK!" You move to slap him, and his hand shoots out, grabbing your wrist as his eyes flash open.

"The fuck do you want, Rachnus?"

rolled 37 = 37

>>8927013
'you to get the fuck up off your lazy ass and get ready to fucking ROLL, lazy fucker'

And then BRO HUGS FOR EVERYONE

>>8927013

"To kick Horus' ass, of course. You want in?"

>>8927000

It's going to be pretty obvious that Tialoc's chapter isn't really around......Also, was the Raven Guard Cruiser able to detect us blowing the shit out of the Sky Serpent fleet?

Either way, Vulkan and Corax are cool guys; if we explained some of it, they'd probably trust us.

>>8927037

He sits up, stretching his muscles. "Of course I want in, that piece of shit's got Fulgrim working for him, and that faggot KILLED FERRUS."

rolled 6 = 6

>>8927027
This

"To pull a fist-gangbang on Horus' smug stupid face."

>>8927037
>>8927027
lol these. I think we may have just commited the equivalent of waking up a guy with a hangover with a flashbang... oops

>>8927056

While we're on the subject, ask what the fuck was up with that. Fulgrim's a fag, but in the literal sense, not the 'cutting bros heads off sense'.

Ah, fuck it. Let's HOO-RAH and move out to Terra...not because we know that's where the fighting is gonna be, but because it seems wisest to go meet our dad right now.

(And have we overlooked the whole 1000 sons warning and decimation thing?)

Badass, we've got four Primarch's in fighting shape and a whole legion to throw into the fight, not to mention a legion full of NULLS. Just what the doctor ordered to screw up Horus' warp dickery.

I say we have an 80's training montage of Bro'ness and pop out guns blazing.

>>8927124
>>8927117
more or less, yea

>>8927124

Hang on. We gotta consider that if Vulk, Cor and Tia die, their legions die with them.

It might be prudent to let them hang back a little.

>>8927117

Why would you have any knowledge of the 1k Sons atm? They've high-tailed it to the Eye of Terror at this point.

>>8927156
In character, that's true, but in character, we are a no-bullshit Ooh-RAH marine motherfucker who doesn't give a shit.

Out of character, we know that it's going to come to a showdown between Horus and Emp, and if Dad happens to have four extra primarchs on his side at the time, things just might go differently.

>>8927189

Let's just say that the Horus showdown is going to finally reveal why exactly all records of your legion have been BALEETED.

>>8927156

Especially Tialoc. There's only one of him left. No geneseed other than him to make new marines.

>>8927187

Alright, but still, Emp had mobilized the Space Wolves, so I thought that'd be well-known material.

And its a pityy we weren't there for the anti-warp council either.

We're gonna rock our way straight into the eye of terror. mark. my. words.

rolled 67 = 67

WEESA GON DIE

>>8927240
It's not like we could have contributed anything but trollface.

YEAH, THE WARP. I HEAR IT SUCKS. GOOD THING I DON'T HAVE A SOUL AND DON'T GIVE A SHIT.

ANYWAY. End of the quest for tonight, I don't want to fuck up the peak of the heresy by being half-asleep while it goes on - I'd rather it be through my own incompetence.

I'll hang around until 404 I suppose, if anyone needs me.

>>8927211
my guess is we go a-questing through the warp with our silencers in an attempt to save our bro Alpharius

>>8927260
Precisely. It would have been glorious.

>>8927288
We could hook up with a smokin' hot Sister of Silence and found the culexus temple.

rolled 59 = 59

YOUSA THINK WEESA GONNA DIE?

>>8927290

I actually regret forgetting/skimming over that part. Perhaps once the quest is done, if anyone's interested, I'll go back and revisit that.

>>8927315

Make it happen.

>>8927332

Did that happen before or after Horus was declared Warmaster?

This kind of puts a kink in my plan for a second quest for Tlaloc's story, since everyone will know how it ends.

Unless TIME DICKERY!

>>8927357

Not necessarily - Tialoc's not going to follow Rachnus around like a dog after the Heresy, and maybe not even during the battle for Terra. We'll see.

Also, why are you spelling it like that? T-I-A, rather than T-L-A.

I could be wrong, but it seems more authentically Aztec to spell it with an L.

>>8927343

Hmm. Dunno. After, I think.

How's about we claim a planet in the eye of terror for ourselves, when this is all over. I'm sure the antiwarp field from all of the nulls could protect us. Also, nulls probably get along much better with each other than with anyone else.

>>8927425
Unless Gobbo is more Shyamalan-ish than I suspect we're probably going to die.

If he is, then we'll probably end up some kind of shadow-army, like the Grey Knights.

>>8927407

Misread it when I googled it, kept it for consistency's sake. If you'd rather keep it accurate to its roots, that's fine, it's a small thing.

>>8927425
We need to get ourselves some dedicated techmarines to work on making null-field amplifiers. If they can build psy-amps, they can build null-amps, and if we boost it up enough we might actually be able to make this feasible.

>>8927472
It WOULD be cool. You can imagine a grizzled old chaos soldier telling his protege about various worlds. He purposely skips over one, and when asked, responds darkly.
"We do not go there..."

>>8927443

You'll see.

>>8927494
Yeah yeah, gotta keep it all cryptic and sh-

Wait. Is that Wise Beard Marine?

Honestly, I had planned for this thread to revolve around the events at Terra, but I'm pleased with how it turned out. Birth of the Angry Marines chapter master, message from Alpharius (Which may well extend the quest farther than I had planned), and a few things which I doubt anyone noticed the implications of.

It's going to be interesting to see what happens... Well, I won 't spoil anything.

>>8927515

IT IS INDEED.

I WAS GOING TO POST TROLLFACE.JPG, BUT SOME FUCKER'S ALREADY GOT IT UP ELSEWHERE ON THE BOARD.

>>8927491
Though realistically, they'd probably just orbitally bombard us. For that matter, since so damn much of 40k space technology depends upon use of the warp, we'll be basically screwed if we go too far with the null thing- no astropaths, no navigators, what have you.

>>8927537
>and a few things which I doubt anyone noticed the implications of

WAT

OH SHIT

FUCK

WHAT ARE WE MISSING, GUYS?!

Nothing. That was subtle trolling.

>>8927599

OR WAS IT?
Maybe it is a troll. Maybe not.
Even I am familiar with the art of trolling.
Guessed what it is yet?
Or still confused?
Never know what I have planned.

rolled 29 = 29

A Primarch being warp tainted?

>>8927657

OH FUCK, I SEE IT

>>8927657

I love how you drop this spoiler at the end of the thread, when it's already on autosage and next to no one is left to see it.

>>8927657

FUCK

DON'T TELL ME HE'S ON BOARD OUR SHIP

>>8927657
WE ARE OMEGON!

>>8927939
Of course! Alpharius cloned himself, spliced the genes with a null, and used advanced Warp technology to send this new baby primarch thousands of years back in time, specifically to ensure that the events of the Horus Heresy take place as he wishes them to- as he remembers them, in fact, because it's a stable time loop. To ensure that this was so, he came back in time himself as well in order to look after things.

Alpharius is both us and Omegon, AND he's on our ship as both us and himself. That cunning bastard!