ASDFG

Ask the other Primarchs what Horus' forces consisted of when they left. They probably inflicted at least some losses. We have to assume that everything which left Isstvan will be ready to oppose us- possibly even attacking the Emperor.

Come up with a couple contingency plans for if things go horribly wrong, if possible.

>>8944455

Corax sighs, rubbing his temples. "They had seven Legions at more or less full strength - I don't know where Alpharius went, but he and his men didn't go with the rest of them."

>>8944312
Did our fleet take heavy losses when fighting the Sky Serpents fleet?

HE'S FUCKING PLANNING SOMETHING, ALL RIGHT

>>8944512

No, you're in pretty good shape.

Begin work on some way to amplify Null fields, if possible.

>>8944312
Let's make damn sure Leman Russ doesn't piss off the Thousand Sons.

To late for that, those fuckers are already on their way to safety in the Eye of Terror.

>>8944580
We have no information on those events, and it's much too late to effect them in any case.

Make sure everyone is ready, prep for an immediate combat drop if necessary, have the fleet on full alert for when we emerge from jump

>>8944623

You're going to be in transit for quite a while, anything else you want to do on the way, or do you want to skip ahead to arrival?

What do we know about the combat tactics of the traitor legions? And how much do they know of our strategies?

We might need to seriously switch things up if we want to get through this.

How's Tialoc doing?

>>8944598
Well fuck.

Oh well, Terra's more important.

>>8944682

You know IC everything about their pre-heresy tactics that's available in 40k literature. As for your tactics... They know you're rather fond of your Sandleg Cavalry.

>>8944685

He's putting on a brave face to cover his grief.

>>8944722
too bad for them that we've withdrawn the sandlegs from frontline service then. I guess talk with Corax and Vulcan and see if they have any input or suggestions, and then i'm okay with timeskip

>>8944752
Yeah, gotta synchronize our plans with the other Primarchs.

>>8944752

They don't have much input for you, but Corax insists on taking his few remaining marines back to his homeworld to begin rebuilding his Legion.

Beyond that, nothing of note happens on the trip, except for one incident... You come into your quarters one day to find a blue and green hemisphere, about the size of half an orange, sitting on your table.

>>8944808

examine hemisphere!

Well, do we know who'll be available on our side for the battle? Which legions will likely be present?

>>8944808
Err okay. See what it is I guess

>>8944808
Investigate this. See if it's sensitive to our null field.

>>8944819

It appears to be designed to link with your holoprojector.

>>8944808

Punch hemisphere.

>>8944849

well pop that fucker in

>>8944849

Put it in then!

>>8944849
Well hook that sucker up.

And I'm betting its somehow connect with Alpharius

>>8944808
>Blue
>Green

I CAN ONLY PONDER WHO MIGHT BE INVOLVED WITH THIS.

>>8944808
Alpharius, our bro... He's still with us.

>>8944868

Which means Alpharius has agents on our ship.

Fucking hell. That crazy guy...

>>8944868

As you hook it up to the holoprojector, it requests a password.

>>8944312
>HOW DO YOU PREPARE FOR YOUR ARRIVAL?

corrupt who i can of the other legions, execute the rest, siege Terra.

>>8944808
HOW MYSTERIOUS

...wait, did that fucker infiltrate our flagship?

>>8944893

chucklefucks?

rolled 45 = 45

>>8944893
>Chucklefucks

>>8944893

'Chucklefucks'

>>8944898
>>8944901
>>8944903

No.

Try again.

>>8944893
MAXIMUM chucklefucks

(you gotta switch up your pass words, see)

rolled 80 = 80

>>8944914
fucklenuts?

>>8944914

gravyboat

>>8944914
Gravyboat?

>>8944914

gravyboat

"Thewarpcanttouchthis"

>>8944914
What was the name of that planet we conquered while buddied with Alpharius again?

"password"

"tialoc"

"12345"

>>8944967

No-one can remember. We were more focused on demon-stomping at the time.

>>8944914
Are you SURE it isn't chucklefucks?

"Alpharius"
"Rachnus"
"SURPRISEFUCKERS"
"FireStrider"

>>8944927
>>8944930
>>8944936

Success!

The hemisphere blinks momentarily, then Alpharius' image appears once more, looking revitalized from the last time you saw him in this format.

"Rachnus, so glad to see that you were merciful with Tialoc. I know that must have been an extremely difficult decision to make for you. I'm sorry to hear about what happened to your captain, but I understand that he's alright now."

>>8945016
Hmm, this wasnt put here by some servitor under "wait a few days then puts this in his room" orders, he DOES have agents on board.

>>8945016
His spies are everywhere, we might as well give up and start repainting our armor blue and green.

>>8945016

is this a recording? ask alpharius what's going on on terra if not.

>>8945016
crap , alpharius doesn't just have an agent on our fleet, he has it wired. And is apparently close enough to receive frequent updates.

>>8944312
I modify my legion's bolters to shoot clusters of scary looking spiders. That'll show those fucking traitors.

>>8945052
Perhaps we better check that we aren't alpharius again, because this is getting eerie

>>8945016

Well, he's a little crazy, but better than dead.

This is a recording, right? We'll let it play out, and think upon how this magnificent bastard managed to find all this out.

Maybe one of the marines we sent to pick up with the other two Primarch's was an Alpha Legion guy?

>>8945075
Five thrones on it being the 'Iron Hand'.

>>8945075
>>8945074
>>8945057
>>8945055
>>8945052
>>8945051

The image of him seems to be waiting for something.

>>8945085
My bet is halfway through the recording we'll turn around to find Alpharius in our room

>>8945092

say yeah, Fal's cool now. Go on, bro.

>>8945092

Laugh and say-

"Oh, so you're really talking to me? How the hell did you manage that?"

>>8945092
Now we're talking to recordings and ignoring him when he's actually on the line with us? No wonder we fall for all his plans.

"SERIOUSLY, HOW DID YOU PULL THIS OFF, YOU DICK"

>>8945092
"Soooooooo....Whats the plan?"

>>8945108

He chuckles. "What can I say, when half the Mechanicus has defected and are no longer bound by that 'Innovation is Heresy' horseshit, technological progress speeds up significantly."

>>8945092

"Well if by 'okay', you mean 'crazy', then yeah. So, Corax said you'd gone of in the other direction, what's that all about? Not that I'm not glad, of course."

>>8945131

It's Alpharius, even if don't fall for his plans, it's part of his plans.

>>8945145

What now Alpharius? Where do we go from here? Why did you choose the path you chose?

>>8945145

"Fair enough. Corax told me you aren't planning on partying over with everyone else on the roadtrip to Terra; gotta say, I'm kinda relieved to hear it. What's dragging you away though? Pretty sure Horus'll get pised at you for not being there, it's not like you to break cover."

>>8945194

He chuckles. "I convinced him that I'd act as a rearguard, delaying some of the other Legions trying to get to Terra. And I will - But it won't matter, he's already sealed his fate. Sorry to hear that you destroyed Tialoc's Legion, though I guess he deserved it, neh?"

>>8945092
personally I would go with
"WUUUSSAAAAAAAAAAAAA?"

>>8945247
So what now brother? You clearly appear to have some sort of plan going on here.

>>8945247

There wasn't much of a choice at the time. What do you mean "sealed his fate?" What's Horus up to?

>>8945270
Some serious fuckin' chess bullshit

>>8945247
Actually we feel pretty bad about that whole misunderstanding issue...

Since he clearly knows everything, perhaps he could fill us in on what's happening back on Terra.

>>8945247
"It WAS his fault that he was so good at following orders, and I wont hear it any other way. But we're all on the same page now, so whats the next big step besides heading to Terra?"

>>8945247
"hold on I have your mother on the other line demanding payment"
*disconnects hemisphere*

>>8945247

Be sombre for a second.

"I'm not sure any of us deserved this...and I trust your words mean you've no problem with us shit-stomping the 'Warmaster'? You two were pretty close, afterall."

>>8945270

"Oh, I do, no worries. Chances are neither one of us will live to see it come to fruition, but I do indeed have a plan." He rubs his chin, looking thoughtful. "Once I finish messing with Khan's boys, I'll probably work my way east to fuck with Rowboat for a while."

Now would be a perfect time for one of our bros to walk in and catch us talking to a traitor.

>>8945319

Shit no don't fuck with Rowboat! I've seen the future and he kills you! Maybe!

That was the minimum.

He is alive, he will rebuild.

"You won't delay us, bro, right? We must punch Horus in the dick. Personally."

>>8945319
Don't do something stupid, Alpharius. Rowboat's an arrogant dick, but he's got alright intentions. He's just a prat.

>>8945319

It strikes me that we're taking this whole heresy thing a little lightly right now.

Ask him if this is really the way shit has to fall out and down. I mean, Alph doesn't HAVE to die, does he? Fuck!

>>8945385
I think we'll still a little in shock from our homeworld getting razed and the betrayal at isstvan. And alpharius has at least played alright by us so far.

>>8945361

Alpharius waves his hand dismissively. "I'm in the middle of trolling the White Scars, I don't have time to mess with your fleet even if I wanted to. Go ahead and screw Horus over however you please."

"Also, please do not infiltrate your men in my legion... kkthnxbye"

>>8945408
Make him promise not to JUST AS PLAN fuck the punching because if you don't he TOTALLY WILL

>>8945385
Shit we dont even know OOC that if he dies on Ultramar. That shit has doubts cast on it in the same book its mentioned in.

CONSPIRACY ABOUNDS.

>>8945385

True, but despite everything...Alpharius is still a bro. He warned us of what was going down on our homeworld, and it was our own incompetence that led to the death of our people.

We obviously can't back him, but we can't be mad either. He's done alright by us.

>>8945408

No, but seriously, Alph, what's going on? I thought you and Horus were bros? And have you really fallen to the Ruinous Powers? C'mon, level with me.

>>8945408

Well alright then, just don't be too dickish to the Scars, alright? Khan comes up with some pretty tasty burns.

>>8945377

/tg/ is tsundere for rowboat :D

>>8945447
Not that we don't approve of trolling, but someone's taking what could very well be the imminent ruin of the Imperium just a little lightly.

Also YOUR DUDES, PLEASE REMOVE THEM FROM OUR SHIP.

>>8945479
Well, at least he cares enough to keep a direct eye on us?

>>8945447

He sighs, rubbing his temples. "Yeah, I know Horus and I were close, but when he came to me, talking about overthrowing Dad... Well, I couldn't exactly refuse him, but I could definately be as subversive as possible. That said... Personally, I'm not allied with any of these warp-gods or what have you, but pretty much everyone that headed to Terra has bought it hook, line, and sinker, and I'm sure there are parts of my own Legion that've gone the same way."

>>8945494

Damn, shit sucks. You want me to tell Dad you're just trolling after I mindfuck Horus?

>>8945494
Bro, we both know that those fucked up guys in your Legion are gonna fuck it up for the rest of you.

Be careful, you dumb DOUBLE TRAITOR.

>>8945494
"Not only are you on your own, but some of YOUR OWN MEN have hooked up with these "Gods"?!

WELL SHIT."

>>8945494

Sigh yourself.

"You know that once this is over and Horus is slain, we're going to be ordered to come after you, right bro? I don't think you helping me out with my homeworld is going to sway everyone else's opinion enough. The shit hitting the fan will be so hard it'll be like chopping up bricks."

>>8945494
Well you could still come and fight against them with us. I mean, if not for Horus or Chaos why else fight against Dad? This war has the capability of bringing everything we've worked for to ruins. Humanity will be dragged down once again, the promise of glory forever out of reach. If we beat Horus down while retaining enough of ourselves we can still make sure the Imperium stands, Alpharius!

>>8945531

He shakes his head. "Nah, it's better if you keep this quiet. It's not like Dad'll take me back anyway - My Legion did mow down its fair share of loyalists on Isstvan."

>>8945532
>>8945536

"Oh, I don't have any proof, but not ALL of these sonsofbitches can be acting, can they?"

>>8945572
Exactly! Just make some kind of heroic redemptive doublecross and we'll help smooth things out with Dad.

Otherwise it's looking like things won't work out so well for you.

>>8945580
"Bro, we got your back; we'll smooth things over with Dad, you just be ready to get the fuck out when you can. *hold up fist*"

>>8945580
See this is what happens when you love your own cleverness just a bit too much.

So any final words of cryptic advice before I go off to give horus a good ball-punching?

>>8945580
Alpharius, at this stage Dad wouldn't reject you even if he wanted to. We've lost too much. Sure, you're not going to be liked and you're going to get the tough jobs. But we need you, Alpharius.

>>8945580
And now Alpharius is the older brother who ended up joining a gang and you're worried about him about as much as you want to hit him until he stops being stupid.

>>8945580

Dad would understand! He knows you're a 'just as planned' fucker; it's not too late, Bro!

>>8945541

"I'm fairly sure you'll be too busy to come after me. Besides, you know Rowboat's going to want to take a crack at it."

>>8945572

"I'm playing the long game, Rachnus. I don't expect you to understand, but trust me. Have I ever led you astray before?"

>>8945580

You helped us, we'll help you.

...Unless you...you have a better plan, don't you? Outside of this Imperium here?

You fucker, you.

>>8945639
"Not yet"

>>8945639

"...Well alright, man. But try not to die, it'd suck and things might go to tits in your legion if you did."

>>8945639
I trust you bro. I'm sure that whatever you are planning, you won't do anything to hurt humanity
OOC: (Yea I know the fluff, it's just funny to say this :D)

>>8945659
'would go to tits'

ftfy

YEAH, don't die you double-crossing asshole.

>>8945639
...No.

But in what way could dragging down the Imperium, our Father's and our own work, benefit us? It's crazy, Alpharius. Please, come back and fight with us, brother. At least tell us this long game of yours. Maybe one of us will see reason.

>>8945639
If you say so, bro.

GOOD LUCK, TRY NOT TO BE TOO HERETICAL.

>>8945659

"Oh, don't worry, I've got a plan for Succession even if by some miracle I do get offed. Just don't get your flagship blown up, okay?"

He grins, and then grows serious once again.

"You can use this nifty little piece of hardware to contact me whenever you need to. It also prevents the recording of any conversations conducted using it, so no worries. I hope to hear from you again, Rachnus." He nods, and the holoprojector goes blank, as the hemisphere disconnects.

>>8945680
Say Hi to Omegon for me, or are you Omegon, never could tell you two apart.

>>8945717

Maybe we're Omegon; maybe that's why Alpharius is such a bro to us.

>>8945717
Nice work, Alph, now we have to worry about Dad AND you.

Check to make sure we haven't been switched with Omegon when we weren't looking.

>>8945746
Alpharius is a bro to us because we're easily manipulated by anyone who acts bro-like.

>>8945717

Ok, proceed to Terra, warp factor 10. We gotta go fuck up Horus' shit before he kills Dad.

>>8945758
It's not our fault hardly anyone wanted to be friends with us growing up :(

>>8945758

Hey, we're nulls. We gotta take the bros where we can get them.

>>8945762

ROLL 1d100 MOTHERFUCKER

>>8945764
We are a Null, after all. Makes sense anyone who puts forth the hand of friendship is going to be very welcome to us.

>>8945758

Yeah, we're stupid like that. No wonder Alph likes us.

That and we pay attention to his achievements.

rolled 98 = 98

>>8945779
BY THE POWER OF DAD, PLEASE LET THIS ROLL NOT SUCK.

FUCK

>>8945790
Proof that Dad isn't a god.

>>8945790
How dramatically appropriate.

>>8945790
DAD SUX!

rolled 22 = 22

>>8945790
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC
CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!

>>8945790
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME.

I am rolling in laughter. Oh god, we are so dead.

I USE MY FUCKING FATE POINT AND REROLL!

jesus fuck, the dice gods do not smile on us this day.

also, how do you noko and dice at the same time? shit sux.

>>8945764
And does Alpharius really allow himself many friends? We might be his only Bro around.

>>8945790
SO HEY, NOW WE KNOW WHY WERE A "LOST" LEGION.

WE GET TRAPPED IN THE WARP FOREVER.

This reminds me, I need to request Tzeentch in his little-known aspect as the Dice God in a drawthread sometime.

>>8945822
We are lost in the warp for 10k years...record about us are misplaced and thus we are the unknown primarch....

rolled 82 = 82

>>8945828
FUCKITY FUCK FUCK

rolled 95 = 95

COME ON DAMMIT FIRST TRY DOESN'T COUNT!

>>8945851
>>8945849

OH FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCKKK!!!

>>8945781

Ironically, your connection to Alpharius was determined by a single roll in -I think- Thread 3.

>>8945790

Not a vital roll, just needed to determine something, and it's always better if the players roll.

AFTER SEVERAL MONTHS OF WARP TRAVEL, YOU FINALLY EMERGE IN THE SOL SYSTEM. YOU CAN SEE THAT TERRA IS IN PRETTY BAD SHAPE, WITH SEVEN WHOLE TRAITOR FLEETS ENCIRCLING THE PLANET.

WHAT DO?

rolled 43 = 43

fuck you guys!

jesus god, all these rolls suck with the exception of the 22.

WE ARE DISCARDING OUR HIGH ROLLS NOW, TO ROLL LOW WHEN WE FUCK HORUS IN THE ASS.

>>8945868

FIND NEAREST ENEMY VESSEL.

SHOOT.

RINSE + REPEAT

>>8945868
WE MUST LOCATE HORUS.

AND RAPE HIM UP HIS ASS.

rolled 1 = 1

>>8945868

do we have, like, stealth fields or some shit? sneak up on Horus' flagship if so.

>>8945868
Inform the Imperial Palace that reinforcements have arrived, start shootan.

WE SEND AN ENCRIPTED MESSAGE TO DAD.

WE ARE HERE TO THE RESCUE.

>>8945868
So to confirm this: We have one fleet. The traitor legions have seven fleets. There are no visible friendly forces. Correct?

If so, we should probably make a plan to preserve our geneseeds when the what, four primarchs with us all die?

rolled 64 = 64

>>8945890

that was 1d100 - we should have stealth fields

>>8945868

Approach VERY stealthily. We do not want to give away our position. ALSO, have the Techmarines/Admech aboard attempt to make null amplifiers.

>>8945868
attack Horus' ship from the rear in other words...FUCK HIM!

>>8945884

Let me update you a little bit. Corax has already departed for his homeworld, and you're at the edge of the Sol System, so you haven't been spotted yet. But take any aggressive action, and chances are good you'll be blown out of space. Checking the ship's augurs, you manage to locate Horus' flagship. It's surrounded by several of the fleets, and there's no way a battle barge is getting close enough to take it down.

rolled 100 = 100

yes, we need a shitton of null amplifiers

>>8945924
Way to fucking go, our null amplifiers are probably toast now, thanks so much

>>8945920
STOP ROLLING NOKO, YOU CHUCKLEFUCKS

Charging in is obviously not the thing to do, can we get a line through to Dad?

rolled 66 = 66

>>8945933

sorry guys

what smaller ships are available, that can get us closer?
and what are our teleport capabilities?

>>8945868
Let's use our nulls to move the fleet near their ships undetected. Prepare all guns to hit the biggest ships then shout over the vox on open channels our glorious battlecry "SURPRISE, FUCKERS!" and proceed with clearing dads lawn.

Could we teleport non-null marines planetside to reinforce the palace?

I'd send nulls, but I dont think nulls work so good with teleporters, sending them through the warp and all.

>>8945945

"All lines to the Imperial Palace are busy, please hold."

>>8945959

You do in fact have ships small enough to make it through unnoticed - The only problem is, they have no weapons. HOWEVER, they DO have some pretty high-grade stealth-tech, and boarding apparatus.

Cover over the Desert Fang markings on our ships with Alpha Legion markings and proceed to Earth.

>>8945920

Hmm. It will take them a while to maneovre into position to fire at us though, surely.

Okay; we grav-hook asteroids onto the front of our ships as we close in, then Brittonia-esque lance strike straight into heart of the fleet and right into Horus' Battlebarge.

If we can get on that thing and kill him, nothing else matters. And FUCK sneaking around.

>>8945986
Second

rolled 10 = 10

>>8945985

clearly we need to land on Horus's flagship and attempt to assassinate him. If he dies, the rebels will surely break.

Korus is all that matters. All others are chumps.

>>8945985
pack the ship full of Nulls and us, tell Vulkan to come if he wants, tell the rest to wait for any opportunity to attack.

We need to take Horus' shields down. If I thought we had time, I'd suggest a tractor-beam asteroid bombardment of their fleet, but as-is...

Strap the smaller ships onto the bigger ships as armour and extra propulsion.

>>8946022

Vulkan refuses, saying that someone has to stay to mind your fleet, but Tialoc steps up wordlessly. You can hear a vox down in the hold howling "ARE WE THERE YET? ARE WE THERE YET? I WANT TO SHOW THOSE SONS OF BITCHES WHAT A GOOD POWERCLAW TO THE FACE CAN DO. FUCK!"

>>8945985
Looks like it's time the spider went to the fly

>>8945985
Stealth battlebarge boardan it is, then. Our brothers can come if they want.

I would suggest pretending that Tlaloc's fuckery pissed us off enough for us to go traitor, but we uh don't do subtlety very well.

Ask Tlaloc if he wants to come and smash horus' face.

Fill the stealth ships with us three Primarchs, and as many nulls as we can. They Won't detect us with their sorcery.

>>8946009

inb4 it turns out we're actually Ollanius Pius.

Pretend to be Alpha Legion, including markings on our ships, until we get close enough to Horus's barge to open everything up on them.

>>8946051
Tialoc, is your geneseed stored safely somewhere? We must ensure the continuation of your Chapter.

>>8946044
>tractor-beam asteroid bombardment
/r/ that codex page that talks about the logistics of such an act

>>8946051
Fal is the fucking best. Make sure that boxed bastard has plenty of face to put his powerfist in. :3

rolled 66 = 66

>>8946059

>I would suggest pretending that Tlaloc's fuckery pissed us off enough for us to go traitor, but we uh don't do subtlety very well.

This this 1,000x this. Rollan

Stealth Ships. We go with them.

Don't try to usa unsafe methods.

rolled 96 = 96

>>8946076
Also, this. Tell him to keep his semi-aztec ass on the ship unless he's sure he's not going to HEROICALLY SACRIFICE himself you big dumbass

>>8946076

He shakes his head. "The fate of my chapter will be decided by this battle, Rachnus. If I have truly been redeemed, then I will survive, and my chapter will be reborn."

>>8946051

Ask him if he's sure. If he is, then he comes.

Tialc is a bit honest and straightforward, but he knows the weight of his decision. If he feels it's important enough for him to come, then it is.

Also, se if we have a teleport array in it.

Take the Future Angry Marines Chaptermaster with us.

>>8946107

Well alright then.

ENGINES TO MACH 509! LETS DO THIS, FUCKERS!!

>>8946107
"Redeem yourself with the continuation of your Chapter in our Father's name. You do us and yourself far more honor this way."

>>8946107
"We both know thats now the universe works. If it did Horus would have never gotten this far. When we win this we'll need everybody to help rebuild, that includes you. NO GO, YOU CHUCKLEFUCK."

>>8946119
>>8946101
I hope you people realize he can still turn traitor on our ass.

rolled 80 = 80

>>8946137
and then smack him upside his fool head

rolled 8 = 8

>>8946130

No, let Tialoc come. We might need another Primarch.

>>8946069

Also, if we do this, we can get Alpharius on the line through our special comms unit and have him speak to Horus's barge pretending he's here.

>>8946137 (samefag)
>know thats now the universe works
>Now
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>8946149
>>8946119
>>8946126

Tialoc makes his way on-board the stealth ship. You can feel the floor shaking, as Fal makes his way up from the lower levels to join the party.

Tlaloc Shall come, and be redepted that way.

This is heroic, not paranoic. All or Nothing.

rolled 87 = 87

>>8946161

He probably wouldn't do that; it wouldn't fit his plan.

rolled 57 = 57

>>8946181

Ok, to the Vengeful Spirit! It's time to mind-rape that pussy faggot Horus!

OH MAN I CAN'T WAIT! WE'RE GONNA GET TO WATCH SANGUINUS DIE! :D

>>8946211
Or this could be the week before Dad ports up and we're going to be kind of screwed.

Why do I get the feeling that our presence on Horus' ship will scramble the Emprah's teleporters and cause the death of Sanguinus?

>>8946204

You manage to squeeze Fal in, and with your Angry Dread, Tialoc, and 7 Silencers, head off to board the Vengeful Spirit.

Roll 1d100.

>>8946224
All we have to do is hug Horus.

Hug him to death.

rolled 18 = 18

>>8946232
Sorry Dad for using your name like you were some God. I know you don't like it. Still, can you help us out?

rolled 7 = 7

>>8946232
10 of us against an entire legion, this will definitely go well.

rolled 20 = 20

>>8946232
Someone should draw them crammed into the little shuttle.

Rollan

rolled 42 = 42

blah

rolled 54 = 54

>>8946232
rollin'

>>8946258
FUCK YES.

>>8946258
>>8946262
THANK FUCK

>>8946258
>>8946262
>>8946267
CLEARLY WE HAVE ROLLED OUT THE HIGH ROLLS.

>>8946258
>>8946262
>>8946267

FUCK YES THE EMPEROR PROTECTS!

WE USE THOSE THREE ROLLS FOR THE NEXT ROLLS!>>8946258
>>8946262
>>8946267

>Horus's battle barge was shielded by the foul sorcery of chaos, preventing any scrying or teleportation.

>Mysteriously, the shielding dropped for no known reason. Taking the chance, The Emperor teleports aboard to take the fight to Horus.

....would a chucklefuck-ton of null's suddenly boarding mess with horus's shield?

>>8946315

>....would a chucklefuck-ton of null's suddenly boarding mess with horus's shield?

omg

>>8946258

Your stealthcraft manages to penetrate the Vengeful Spirit, and your small group emerges into one of the corridors. You're disgusted by what you see.

The ship's walls are covered in faces, howling in agony, warped and mutated, sprouting tentacles and sporting bleeding pustules. The only light seems to be floating blue flames that seem to be posted at regular intervals.

>>8946315

I think the Emperor just decided he'd had enough of horus' shit and made the sorcery go away. Emperor > All 4 Chaos Gods combined into Captain Chaos.

rolled 17 = 17

>>8946328
Head to the bridge. Try not to get torched.

>>8946328

WE WILL CLEANSE

>>8946328
Put fal in front. Tell them the walls are keeping him from punching Horus' dick in so hard he turns into a chick.

Point him towards the bridge.

OHH YEAH!

>8946328
"Goddamn that fuck needs to get a new decorator"

>>8946328
Well let's head to the bridge.

It's rape time.

rolled 20 = 20

>>8946315
JUST AS FUCKING PLANNED

>>8946328
pick the most direct path to the bridge....

THAT PATH BEING A STRAIGHT LINE THAT GOES THROUGH WALLS. TIME TO LET FAL LET OUT SOME FRUSTRATION.

>>8946369
>>8946350
OH YEAH-mind

>....would a chucklefuck-ton of null's suddenly boarding mess with horus's shield?

>>8946350
this

>>8946343

Seconded. While raping everything in sight.

Lets get the shields down for dad. Fal can take point on that.

Everyone else...we're going Horus hunting.

>>8946399
>Denying Fal the chance to Powerfistrape Horus

that's just cruel.

>>8946350
>>8946369

As Fal begins tearing the walls apart, Tialoc taps you on the shoulder, and as you turn, salutes, smiling sadly, and then vanishes down a corridor, his flail drawn.

>>8946424
Follow him.

We are not going to lose the chance to kill Horus just because he wants his honor back.

>>8946424

NOOOOOOOOOOOO TIALOC!

We have to let him go. Perhaps we shall meet again one day. May the Emperor's light go with him.

>>8946424
I really hope he doesn't die.

He still needs to get punched in the face and then rebuild his legion.

TO THE BRIDGE

He wants to serve as a distraction... FUCK.

He went full Dwarven Daemonslayer.

>>8946424
Where the fuck is he going? Is it to the bridge?

It better fucking be. Hey, chucklefuck, we need to kill Horus. God damn, this is not the time to go down in a blaze of glory.

>>8946424
I'm imagining Fal doing to the Battle Barge what Angry Marines do to Thunderhawks.

He's going to claw his way to the engines, tear them off, and ride them to other ships. Rinse, Repeat.

>>8946441
>>8946447

Fal continues tearing through the walls, as you and your Nulls cover him. Any resistance that you come across that your bolters don't take care of, Fal tears apart with his bare claws, howling obscenities.

Suddenly, you can feel the hairs on the back of your neck stand up. You recognize it as the effects of nearby teleportation.

>>8946424
I SEE WHERE THIS GOING GOBBO. DONT THINK WE WONT TRY TO STOP YOU.

Follow him and cover his back. Horus' bullshit has killed enough loyal men already, no need to let another get killed in an attempt to redeem himself.

>>8946508
SHOOT EVERYWHERE

>>8946524
WHAT IF IT'S THE EMPEROR?

DON'T FUCK THIS UP

>>8946424
HURR LET'S SHOOT DAD

Be ready for anything, but wait to see who it is.

>>8946508

HOLD YOUR FIRE! IT'S DAD!

>>8946509

Actually, it's for the benefit of the guy who wants to run a quest for Tialoc after this one concludes - And if Tialoc's accounted for the whole damn time, then it'll be a boring-ass quest.

>>8946548
TIALOC quest would be badass, so let him go and let's continue with the whole 'rip Horus' ass a new one' plan.

>>8946548

This shit is amazing, man. i've never seen players so riled up. you really have them on the edge of their seats. it's pretty cool to watch.

Look around for the teleportees. Find that find bridge! Or a ship schematic!

>>8946508
DON'T STOP!
ONWARD!

Look For Teleportees. Be on guard.

>>8946571

Thanks, I just hope whatever quest I pick up after this one concludes is similarly compelling.

>>8946559

You can hear sounds coming from up ahead, voices... It sounds like Sanguinius and Horus.

>>8946610
RUN TO THE NOISE, FUCKING RUUUUUUUUN

rolled 96 = 96

>>8946610

Fuck! We have to hurry! ONWARD!

rolled 56 = 56

>>8946634

jesus fuck.

>>8946610
FULL SPEED AHEAD. WE CAN DOUBLE TEAM HIM TO SLOW HIM DOWN UNTIL DAD COMES BACK. WITH ALL 3 OF US, HORUS IS FUCKED.

>>8946634
>>8946647
You do realise it doesn't count unless we are told to roll right?

RUN. FUCKING RUN AND:

"SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKER!"

>>8946610
ACTIVATE FAL'S TURBOBOOSTERS AND DYNAMIC ENTRY THE MOTHERFUCKERS

>>8946632
>>8946634

You urge Fal to hurry, and he turns to you. "YOU DON'T THINK I'M ALREADY GOING AS FAST AS I CAN, COCKTICKLER? FUCK OFF." He resumes his frenzied tearing, and you can hear the sound of something falling to the floor ahead.

rolled 61 = 61

STOP ROLLING BADLY YOU CHUCKLEFUCKS

>>8946668

yes but still.

FULL SPEED AHEAD. HORUS WILL DIE NOW.

>>8946682

Nooooooooooo goddamnit Fal.

>>8946682
if you are going full speed then dont ACT LIKE YOU HAVE NO BALLS YOU FUCKER, NOW MOVE!

>>8946682

GO GO GO FUCK IT'S TOO LATE FUUUCCCKKK

>sound of something falling to the floor ahead.

ANOTHER BROTHER FALLEN.

HORUS YOU ARE DESTROYING THIS FAMILY.

>>8946744
TIME TO STAGE AN INTERVENTION WITH YOUR FUCKING FISTS

>>8946716

Everyone bitches about Space marines being angry all the time, then we have a primarch quest and every motherfucker playing is typing IN ALL CAPS ALL THE TIME. You can feel the injustice of the heresy from across the internet. No wonder they're pissed for ten thousand years. They were there.

rolled 49 = 49

>>8946668
WE'RE GAMERS WE HAVE HAVE A PAVLOVIAN RESPONSE TO IMAGINARY ACTION, AND THAT IS DICE ROLLING! THE MORE ACTION, THE MORE OUR FINGERS START TO HAVE THOSE LITTLE INVOLUNTARY TWITCHES.

ROLLING!!!!!

>>8946714
>>8946716

You burst onto the bridge at last, only to see Horus and Dad at the far end of the chamber, staring each other down. However, standing between them and you are hundreds of Sons of Horus marines, and they look surprised to see you.

>>8946771
i didnt ask you that.

>>8946753
A Fistervention?

SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKERS

>>8946779
FUCK THAT SHIT.

WE FUCKING LEG IT. FAL CAN COVER US. PUNCH AND KILL ANY FUCKER THAT IMPEDES US. WHEN CLOSE ENOUGH TO HORUS LET OUT A CRY OF "SURPRISE, FUCKERS!"

>>8946779
We know what to do.

"SURPRISE FUCKERS"

>>8946779
SURPRISE CUCKLEFUCKS!

rolled 79 = 79

>>8946804
I'm sorry
"SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKERS"

>>8946779

KILL THEM

HORUS, YOU MOTHERFUCKER.

YOU SHALL DIE NOW.

FAL, TURN ON THE JETPACKS, POINT TO HORUS

WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

>>8946779
SURPRISE, COCKBITES

rolled 43 = 43

>>8946779
>surprised to see you.

SURPRISE ROUND! + DYNAMIC ENTRY = THEY ARE ALL UNPROCESSED CORPSES.

>>8946779
CARVE A PATH TO DAD!

Tell dad to get out of the way, we would only imped each other (him being a psyker and all).

>>8946833
THEY ARE ALREADY DEAD?

rolled 46 = 46

>>8946779
SHOW THESE CHUCKLEFUCKS WHY YOU ARE RACHNUS THE ENRAGED

Fal immediately turns his attention to the nearest foe - The Sons of Horus marines. Your elite Silencers follow his lead, as you barrel through the crowd, punching everything that blocks your path into pulp, the whole time keeping your eyes on Horus and Emps. It's almost impossible to discern them, they're engaged in such furious combat that it's difficult to see who's who and what they're doing.

rolled 37 = 37

>>8946865
GO GO DREADNOUGHT TURBO BOOST FALCON PUNCH-O-MATIC TO HORUS'S NUTS!

>>8946886
RIP AND TEAR, RIP AND TEAR

BE CONCERNED ABOUT DAD AND KEEP A SAFE DISTANCE

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

MOVE FASTER, LEGS. DIE FASTER, MOTHERFUCKERS.

HORUS MUST DIE.

>>8946886
If we got in close to them, would our powers fuck up Emps more than Horus? Can we give him an edge?

>>8946886
dash to get through!

>>8946886

Faster! MY FACE IS MY SHIELD

>>8946917

Hard to tell, although to be fair, Emps' power is all his, whereas Horus' is just borrowed from his patrons.

>>8946944
I SAY WE ASSIST THE EMPRA WITH OUR NULLNESS

Kill marines, get close enough to jump in, but hang back.

>>8946944
id guess that the emperor without power would be deadlier than horus without power. the emperor has more experience.

As you break through the last row of marines, you can see your father fall to the floor, a great wound in his chest. Horus, though injured, stands over him triumphantly, his sword raised. "Goodbye, father. Don't worry, your empire's in good hands." He leers wickedly.

ONE BAD ROLL LATER
>Sorry guys you killed Big E

>>8946944

HELP DAD! Horus will be so surprised to see us that he'll be momentarily taken aback, whereas maybe Dad foresaw this from the start! Or maybe Alph told him!

rolled 78 = 78

>>8946980
NOT SO FAST, BUCKO

ROLLIN' TO SAVE EMPRA AND TEAR HORUS A NEW ASSHOLE

"SURPRISE,FUCKER! NOW YOU DIE!"

>>8946980
powerfist to face is horus's reward for this.

>>8946980
"SURPRISE FUCKER! HAVE A HUG, BRO. LOOKS LIKE YOU COULD USE IT."

WE GIVE HIM THE HARDEST HUG ANYONE HAS EVER GIVEN ANYONE.

SURPRISE, FUCKER!

>>8947002

Till his head pops.

rolled 19 = 19

>>8946980
ACTIVATE FUCK YOU POWERS

PUT THE FIST IN HIS FACE

>>8946980
>>8947002
ENGAGE POWERFIST FIELDS, ACTIVATE POISON INJECTORS.

GIVE HIM THE MOST TERRIBLE BEAR HUG THAT WAS EVER HUGGED.

>>8947002

He looks at you, surprised, his face suddenly a grimace of pain, as you embrace him tight.

ROLL 1D100.

>>8946980
"HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE~EY, CHUCKLEFUCK!"

VENOM FIST

>>8947030

HUG HIM

So, are we past the rail-road part and can we actually do something?

rolled 8 = 8

GO GO GADGET NULL POWERED COCK PUNCH!

>>8947018
looks like someone doesnt like their champion.

POWERFIST HORUS UNTIL HIS HEAD ASPLODES.

>>8947048

FUCK YEAH

rolled 12 = 12

>>8947030
rollin'

>>8947048
AWWWW YEAH.

rolled 80 = 80

>>8947048

HUG HORUS.

HUG HIM TO DEATH.

>>8947069
WE JUST DID

>>8947057
>>8947048

FUCK YEAR

>>8947057
>>8947048

>>8947048

You can feel him struggling to escape your grasp, to finish what he started...

And then suddenly, he stops moving. Looking down, you can see a sword, held in your father's hand, piercing one end of Horus' body and coming out the back.

rolled 87 = 87

>>8947092
oh FUCK

>>8947096
using this roll to ensure we didnt get stabbed

>>8947092
...did we just get stabbed?

>>8947092
...Please tell me it didn't pierce us.

>>8947048
>>8947057

>>8947092
TIME LINE: CHANGED

>>8947092

Dad didn't stab us, guys, c'mon.

Make sure Dad isn't hurt too bad. Like, bad enough to sit in a chair for 10,000 years.

>>8947115

As much as I would love to say yes, just to troll you fuckers...

He rolled an 8. The sword is right through him, doesn't even touch you.

>>8947109
i unno, we were hugging the guy who was stabbed through his back.

>>8947139
Aaaaaaaaw, yeah.

Stomp on Horus's face while we're at it.

HI DAD!

Punch Through Horus Head.

NICE TO SEE YOU HERE!

Punch Once Again.

DON'T MIND ME WHILE I RIP HIS FACE OFF.

Now, we were saying... FUCK, DAD, LET ME TAKE YOU TO THE INFIRMARY.

"You OK dad?"

rollan

rolled 37 = 37

>>8947139
FUCK YEAH

tell dad hi!

How's the rest of the battle going, btw? Maybe we should step aside (literally) so Dad can swat these faggots like flies.

>>8947139
save dad
>rachnus the enraged.jpeg
change timeline

Also:

Look for Ollanus Pius, and say:

Next time. Now go on and live, Hero!

>>8947172

THE NULL FIELD IS KEEPING HIM FROM HEALING HIMSELF! WE ARE HELPING THE EMPEROR DIE! GET AWAY FROM HIM!

...grimdark

>>8947188
accidentally kill dad
>rachnus.jpg
not change timeline at all, really

We're autosaging, by the way.

BACK OFF FROM DAD

LET HIM HEAL

BACK UP, DAMMIT

>>8947188
NO.

>>8947188
This is actually kind of a good point. Let's drag Horus off a bit and converse with Dad in our outdoor voice.

rolled 46 = 46

>>8947217
YOU MEAN WE HAVE AN INDOOR VOICE?

>>8947153

As you mutilate the corpse, Rogal Dorn and a bunch of Custodes burst through the bridge's door, as your Nulls and Fal are finishing off the last of the traitor marines. He looks at the scene before him. "Alright, listen to me carefully. There are several thousand marines advancing through the ship towards the bridge to tear us apart. We need to get out of here NOW." he hurries over to you and Emps, picking up Sanguinius' body on the way over. Your Silencers and Fal join the group. "Alright, you fuckers ready? Let's get the fuck back to Terra." he activates a device on his power armor, and you can feel the strange sensation of teleportation, the world flickering around you as your particles reform in the throne room.

rolled 90 = 90

>>8947240
check to make sure we're not Omegon.

>>8947227
HE MEANS OUT OUTTER OUTDOOR VOICE

THE ONE WE USE TO COMMUNICATE ACROSS THE VOID GULF OF SPACE BY YELLING.

rolled 60 = 60

>>8947240
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

DON'T BE A CORPSE DOOMED TO THE GOLDEN THRONE SO THE IMPERIUM STARTS SUCKING

>>8947240

Ok, cool. Now let's back the fuck up so Dad can regen.

rolled 7 = 7

>>8947253
............ lets reroll that shall we?

GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM DAD. HE MUST HEAL HIMSELF.

>>8947240
"Hope you had the good sense of planting a nuke on the ship, chucklefuck!"

TIME TO FIGHT DEMONS UNDER THE GOLDEN THRONE CHUCKLEFUCKS

TLALOC IS STILL THERE. HAVE YOU SEEN HIM?

>>8947290

without Horus and the Warp Gods supporting him, Dad can nuke them with his brain. He's like an Alpha+++ psyker.

>>8947298
I'D SAY THATS WHAT WE'VE BEEN DOING FOR 10 THOUSAND YEARS, BUT WE'VE CHANGED THE TIME LINE, SO WHO KNOWS WHATS UP NOW.

If they are going to put Emps on the throne remind them to actually switch it ON.

WAIT DOWN, OUR BRO WAS STILL ON THAT FUCKING SHIP!!

>>8947310
DAD-DAMNIT, DORN

>>8947335
>>8947310
No.

NO.

>>8947350
Maybe now we know why Abaddon's a failure.

ONE MAN AZTEC MARINE CRUSADE, GO

Rogal Dorn and the Custodes hurry the Emperor to the Throne, as you keep a safe distance behind them. Fal and the other SIlencers remain at the base of the throne, talking (Or in Fal's case, shouting) amongst themselves.

>>8947371
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

THE SUSPENSE

>>8947382
Not really.

(I was pulling for the Inglourious Basterds SUDDENLY, ALTERNATE HISTORY ending, honestly.)

rolled 97 = 97

ROLLING FOR DAD TO BE OK!

rolled 1 = 1

>>8947371
The fuck are they shouting about

>>8947371

>to the Throne

NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Hey mechanicus fucks! Figure out how this goddamn thing works! Ask the Emperor while he can still talk! He built it, it's gonna outlast us all and your successors aren't gonna know how to fix it unless you make some schematics NOW.

rolled 74 = 74

>>8947409

rolled 33 = 33

>>8947407
PERMANENTLY BURN A FATE POINT AND REROLL!!!!!

>>8947407

trollface.jpg

>>8947407

Guys...we gotta go teleport back onto the ship and save him.

We gotta.

ask Dad to sign an official decree that it's ok to ask the Eldar or the Tau or someone how to fix the throne if we need to.

>>8947407
/imperium

MOAR!

someone archive this

>>8947448
The Tau aren't even out of their stone age...

You rush up the the throne, where the Custodes are overseeing the AdMech techpriests working to hook up Big E. Sitting astride the throne, tubes and wires hooked up to him, he smiles at you, with as much love as the day he found you.

rolled 23 = 23

>>8947494
NOOO

Ask him what he desires of us?

>>8947448

Official decree? If he's too busy keeping the Warp from spilling into reality, do the Inquisition thing and just go talk to them yourself. It worked out really well for Ravenor.

>>8947494
so... hes not a corpse? if he isnt FUCK YES,
if he is FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

NOOOOOOOOO

>>8947505

Weakly, he beckons you closer.

>>8947494
Sorry I couldn't get there sooner, pops. Shit's been crazy.

>>8947494

nooooooooo. ='(

fuck it, our successor chapter is gonna be the sad marines, not the angry ones.

OP IF HE'S DEAD I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND RAPE YOU IN THE URETHRA. THAT IS NOT A JOKE.

rolled 1 = 1

>>8947526
TAKE HIS HAND IN YOURS

LISTEN EARNESTLY, YOU CHUCKLEFUCKS

>>8947526
"What's the word, pops?"

>>8947537
>critical success
Thank you, you amazing person

rolled 2 = 2

>>8947537
THAT 1 MEANS WE SAVE HIS LIFE OR SOMETHING, RIGHT?

RIGHT?!

rolled 81 = 81

>>8947537
>>8947560
CRITS ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE

>>8947537

Damn straight we will.

What do you wish, father?

>>8947560
>>8947537
THE 4CHAN DICE GODS ARE SPEAKING TO US

EMPRA MUST LIVE TRULY

>>8947537
EVEN THE DISTANT AND CONSTANT ROAR OF A PLANET WIDE SIEGE SEEMS TO DIM AS A HUSH FALLS ACROSS THE THRONE ROOM.

>>8947560
I DONT KNOW BUT, OP THIS MAN'S 2 SHOULD MEAN THAT IT DOES

The Emprah turns to us and says:
"I LIEK CHOCOLATE MILK"

F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5

rolled 34 = 34

>>8947614
No, ROLL UNDER IS GOOD

THAT SHOULD BE 'SHIT /YEAH/!'

>>8947537

As you take his hand, he clears his throat, causing the Custodes, Techies and Dorn to pause.

"Hear this, for it must be remembered - Here is the proof of my own mortality. Were I a god, could I have not smote Horus single-handedly? No... Even I needed help, in this final hour. May it be forever remembered that Rachnus, Primarch of the Desert Fangs, a mighty man, but a mortal nevertheless, was the key to Horus' defeat."

He groans, as the tubes coming from his abdomen are hooked up the the throne.

"And now, hear this, Rachnus, for I do not wish this next order to ever leave this throne room."

>>8947623

DH doesn't use the d20 though. On a d100, fuck yeah, 1 is king.

rolled 35 = 35

>>8947626
KEEP FUCKING LISTENING

NO WE'RE NOT FUCKING CRYING

PRIMARCHS DON'T CRY ;~;

>>8947626
SOUNDS LIKE A SECRET MISSION

>>8947626

What is it, Dad?

DAD, DON'T FUCK WITH ME. DAD, YOU WILL BE ALL RIGHT! YOU MUST BE, YOU... YOU... FUCKING CHUCKLEFUCK.

We should tell him, too low for any of the others to hear, that Alpharius was never a traitor. He should know that.

>>8947639

"My son... The Imperium will need you in the years ahead. Go forth, and engage in whatever cause seems the correct one to you. As far as anyone beyond this room knows, you died to help kill Horus. Pick someone to lead your Legion, take your Silencers, and go forth."

>>8947722
Man, I can't wait to tell Alphie how we saved the Emperor and kept Horus from winning. He'll be so happy, I'm sure it was his plan all along.

VULKAN.

rolled 89 = 89

>>8947722
ASK HIM IF HE'LL EVER ESCAPE THE THRONE AND KICKASS AND SHOULD WE BE THERE (ANSWER: YES)

>>8947713
THIS.
It is... IMPORTANT to us.

>>8947758

"Don't worry, my son. Before the end, you will see..." His voice tapers off, and his eyes close.

rolled 12 = 12

>>8947784
Dad?

DAD?

DAD! NO!

rollin to see how mad we get

>>8947784
Squeeze his hand, let a single tear fall...

It's time to get to work.

>>8947784

=(

>>8947808

As you squeeze his hand, and whisper the truth about Alpharius into his ear, for a brief moment, you could swear you see the hint of a smile on his face. Looking up, you can see Rogal Dorn looking at you expectantly. "Well, you heard Dad. Who's going to be in charge of your Legion now?"

>>8947804
WE RAGE WITH THE FORCE OF A THOUSAND SUNS

>>8947858
just as planned

NOW; WE ARE GOING TO THE WARP, AND RAPE DAEMONS TILL OUR RAGE IS SATISFIED.

>>8947858
>thousand suns
>thousand sons

rolled 49 = 49

>>8947848
First, smack around Dorn because he's a douche. Give us a moment, fuckface, Dad just got slapped into the dreddiest dred to ever dreadnought.

Then pick Fal because you know it'll piss him off because he's... well, he's FAL.

>>8947874

Call up the other Primarchs. See what they want to do.

>>8947903
we like Fal and all, but pick whoever we think the best leader would be. Obviously we don't know everyone, so can we get some choices?

>>8947913
Nobody outside of this room can know.

I think it should be one of our senior Desert Fangs, but Fal is a bit... unstable, right now.

Point to Fal.

FAL, MAKE SURE OUR PLANET WILL LIVE AGAIN. I'M GOING TO THE EYE OF TERROR. WE OWE SOME CHAOS GODS A NEW ASSHOLE.

AND THIS IS WHERE THE ANGRY MARINES CAME FROM!

>>8947848
Fal is awesome and all but I kind of think he'd like to come with his and keep chainfisting daemons.

I'm sure we have another childhood friend to put in charge.

>>8947954
>come with us

>>8947941

>Fal is a bit... unstable, right now.

That is why it must be him.

The Desert Fangs are no more. They are now... THE ANGRY MARINES

>>8947929

Well, there's Ridons, who's also in a Dread, and Caustan, who is, thankfully, still in one piece.

So pick one, you chucklefucks, and then we'll call tonight's thread.

Am I correct in assuming that you want to continue the quest past this point?

rolled 14 = 14

It was more to troll Rowboat and his shitty ASTARTES CODEX YES THESE RULES ARE AWESOME fap fap fap

But I'd rather, yeah, pick someone responsible so Fal can be our TURBOBOOSTED sidekick.

Fal or Mr. Aztec (if he's still around). We need to go take a core of our Silencers and join Alpharius out there for the "long game"

>>8947941
If no one outside this room can know, then... what, Dorn is going to tell our Legion that we named someone as our successor before we died?

I'm sure we've got a non-null high commander to name.

>>8947977

yes moar quest plz

Also, I vote Fal, for great anger. It was meant to be.

rolled 95 = 95

>>8947977
Go for Caustan and put Ridons as the second in command.

Fal comes with us to punch daemons in the dicks.

>>8947944
Why must every primarch go INTO the eye?
I say let us fly around trying to find a way to shut it off permanently.

>>8947987
Tlaloc got left behind on Horus' battle-barge (presumably.)

TO THE EYE OF TERROR, WE HAVE A BROTHER TO RESCUE

WE CAN SWING BY ULTRAMAR AND TROLLFACE GUILLIMAN WITH ALPHARIUS BEFORE WE GO