Seriously? Come on.

This is some bullshit right here.

Scream and roll out of bed, grabbing my pants and trying not to vomit.

vomit all over her

shit on floor

put clothes on, attach sword
tell sister I must go fight the orcish threat

[x] Rape the maids.

Wonder when my sister became Armenian. "Hey, Bro?" Seriously, wtf.

Begin screaming "IT SHALL NOT TOUCH ME, FOR IT IS DIRTY" and pulverize her with a cinder-block.

>>9047350
[X] Rape Ayumi.
[  ] Don't rape Ayumi.
[  ] Genuflect.

>>9047295
What the fuck is happening with the body positioning in this post?

Are we boneless squid people?

Attempt to reconcile the following two facts:
1) I am filled with a bizarre sense that this girl is my family.
2) I have no female family members capable of saying "Hey bro" like that.

>>9047383
we are boneless squid people
and we must go fight the orcish threat

>>9047324
Your eyes widen and you feel bile surge up in your throat. You hack and lurche forward getting sick over your sister's face. You roll away, clambering up to your hands and knees. She rolls onto her back, with a curious expression and eyes fixed on you.

>>9047317
"AAAUGH!" You leap over her and hit the floor hard, turning back as she tosses the sheet off herself. She's bare naked, a patch of fire orange hair on her sex. She smiles.

"Kinky bastard. C'mere, shove it in my throat, make me puke for you." She runs her hands over her body, playing with herself for you to watch.

>>9047336
as you reach for your pants, you feel a build in your bowels and suddenly void them onto the floor. Your sister giggles and gets up on your bed, squatting.

"Wow. Well, I'll try it if you want." She says, dropping a snaking log onto your bed from her rectum.

blast it with piss

>>9047420
And with this post, this thread goes from utter fail to complete win.

Fuck her anus until my penis passes through her throat and out her mouth.

>>9047462

truth. and with that, i'm out.

>>9047444
She smiles as you grip your penis and begin to spray it onto her face. Her finger on her clit she direct her stream to meet with yours. Gold splatters over your room, her stream pushing back toward your cock.

You hear a loud knock on your door, its just a formality, your parents never let you had a lock for baffling reasons. Your mother slithers in, her tentacles dragging over the floor, her beak snaps at you. "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING YOU MUTHERFUCKERS!" She was . . . A BONELESS SQUID PERSON

>>9047496

Somewhere, Tzeentch smiles.

"Just as planned."

...............

wat


..............................................

seriously, /tg/, wat......

After a moment's confusion, I snuggle closer and press myself against her. "Hey, sis," I whisper in her ear as I kiss her neck softly, "You're move, lover."

Haha, I have no sister. Totally not incest.

>>9047496
oh god what

ahahahahahahahahdjfbdskfgjsdbg

Unhiding this thread was worth it, I guess? One for morbid curiosity.

LEAP TO YOUR FEAT AND WRESTLE THIS SQUID MAN LIKE THE BRAVE WARRIOR YOU ARE.

>>9047496

the incest ruse
was a distaction

>>9047358

WHERE AM I

...

>>9047525
Your computer flickers to live, static burning on the screen and the scream of children floating out from your speakers. You concentration failing, your sister's piss stream blasting onto your chest and rolling down your groin.

A pale silver arm reaches out of your computer screen. The screams quite and turn to laughter, and then a song, very distant. Your mother turns and closes the door. "I'll bring a tidy breakfast" she caws.

As your sister pees on you from the bed, you feel your penis shrinking. And looking over, you see her's growing. Her eyes turn jet black and she speaks with a thousand voices at once. "Are you a god?"

>>9047602
/d/'s text-based cousin, apparently...

>>9047630
I AM A GOD.
WE MUST FIGHT THE THREAT.

>make me puke for you
Clearly our sister is a slaaneshi hedonist.

>dropping a snaking log onto your bed from her rectum.
yup, that's big S for you.

>squid-based watersports
going for the high score, are we?

>>9047630
>are you a god?
Why, most certainly, darling.

(when someone asks you if you're a god, ALWAYS say yes)

>>9047630
I KNEW IT@!!!
THIS IS BECAUSE WE CROSSED THE FUCKING STREAMS BACK IN>>9047496

>>9047630
YES. THE GOD OF FUCKING MY DELICIOUS SISTER.

>>9047646
Your computer screen breaks in twain like an egg cracked on the counter. The arm raises up, instead of a shoulder it bears the head of a man, with a full beard.

Your sister stands up, she is very nearly to the ceiling, her cock hangs down to the floor. "Brother! Grab my balls!" She shouts like thunder.

The arm hops down to the floor and crawls towards your leg, clawing for your ankle.

>>9047420
right as i refreshed and read this, nobody by skindred came up on the random shuffle.

NOBODY, NOBODY GETS OUT ALIVE!

>>9047691
give the arm a bro hug fist bump

you see, this is why you never cross the streams

>>9047707
It leaps into the air and grabs your fist as you try to offer it the gesture, grabbing your fist. The head wrenches around and spits ketchup into your face.

Your sister's neck cranes around and kisses the bearded head, passionately. Her nipples drop to the floor and hop away into the window air conditioner. From your ceiling fan, milk begins to rain down over the three of you.

>>9047707
brofist her supersized horse dick.

Smash the cinder block down into her face for the 34th time... all the while still screaming:
IT CANNOT TOUCH ME, FOR IT IS DIRTY
IT CANNOT TOUCH ME, FOR IT IS DIRTY
IT CANNOT TOUCH ME, FOR IT IS DIRTY


(Vagiphobic)

>>9047752
But you don't cinderblock. INVENTORY:
A VW Minibus
An Egg
A Scrabble tile letter "B"
A nuclear warhead, plutonium replaced with semen.

>>9047630
YES

>>9047787
Make a campfire

>>9047787
Then I pound the shit out of her with my...

scrabble tile...?

>>9047787
Wait wait I know how to defeat it
CONSENSUAL SEX IN THE MISSIONARY POSITION, GO!

>>9047787
>>9047730
>>9047691
dadaquest?

>>9047803
You ignite a small fire, but the milk raining from your ceiling fan quickly extinguishes it.

>>9047813
The silver arm begins chewing through your arm. It burns like peppermint daisies. You retrive your scrabble tile and lay your sister down, pushing it into her pussy. She moans and cums, splattering her spunk over your face. She grabs your neck and whispers, "Put it in my womb, I wanna have your babby."

>>9047883
wait, whoah, that's how babby's formed?

>this thread

>>9047883
J-J-J-JAM IT IN...HER ANUS!!

>>9047883
PLUG IT IN PLUG IT IN

>>9047883
IT CANNOT TOUCH ME, FOR IT IS DIRTY

I bludgeon her into a bloody corpse with the scrabble tile.

>this thread

>>9047883
>how is babby formed?

NOW WE KNOW

>>9047923

>>9047883
Stand up, the slimey tentacle rolling off your shoulder, and say "Sorry babe, but squid..."

Put sunglasses on.

"Is not on the menu."

Then click the saved link to A-Horation-Moment.com, and jump through the window.

>>9047923
And knowing is half the battle.

THIS THREAD

>>9047938
And Knowing is half the battle...

Your free hand buries the tile into her. Her womb distends and erupts. An anthropomorphic B writhes and grows to a greater size than either of you as your sister expires. The arm chews into your torso and severs you in half from the lungs down.

The B moans and eyes you, "Bi'm begging bou, buck be bike ba bittle bhore." It says. Its second mouth lashing out and spitting acid into your eyes.

>>9047974
still click the link, and have your last moments be to The Who.

Actually guys, I think this is actually going somewhere. All we need a fuckton of peyote and it should make sense.

>>9047974
Regenerate my body and smash the B with the force of 500 q's.

>>9047974
/tg/ has a /d/ moment and we create /b/.

whathassciencedone.jpg

>>9047883

for some reason I can't stop laughing at this thread

BONELESS SQUID PERSON

>>9047991


Holy
Shit,

This is why /tg/ is, and will always be, the best board. What the fuck is this shit, you guys. Seriously.

Whatever happens, we must go live up to our mothers declaration of being a motherfucker.

And maybe have some breakfast. All this milk could be put to use as long as we're not lactose intolerant.

>>9047984
Your body surges from inside your lungs and your leap to your golden feet. Your hand metamorphs into a hammer fist and crushes the B. The tiny arm drinks the milk from your broken ceiling, bursts into flame and spins into a molten circle.

As it cools, a Stargate forms in its place. "Incoming Wormhole!" Your mother shouts. One kawooshe later your home collapses under the weight of hamboigers pouring out of your stargate.

YOU HAVE LEVEED UP. YOU AM LEVEL ~~~~[]
YOU HAVE LEARNED METEOR

>>9048046
For the good of the world!

>>9048046

I use the newly learned attack to impregnate our the boneless squid mother

>>9048046
Level up!


yeah, you know the music...

THIS IS FUCKING GLORIOUS

>>9048078
but you have no MPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

How to find them?

With Bleeper!

Retrieve a bleeper!

>>9048046
Consume as many hamboigahs as possible before stargate telefrags me. Food is power.

>>9048085

>>9048103

alright I go on a quest to find the bleeper

and as soon as I have one I use it to collect MP

>>9048103
Split yourself open and retrieve a bleeper from your intestines! Activate it by flexing.

>>9048106
You eat many hamboigehrs! But now you must drink! FOOD IS PWAH! You reach into the stargate and begin to drink space, it pours into your throat like grape sperm. Your mother raises her tentacles and uses tackle on a pidgey.

WAt? Boneless Squid mother is evolving!
Boneless squid mother didn't evolve because you live on a hippy commune. You are a [GROWING BOY] And can now see above the trees.

Do wop?

>>9048103
I search for the bleeper in my sister's vagina.

>>9048103
Screw that. Regenerate sister. Moar disgusting fetish sex.

>>9048163

Are you a girl because I want to have sex with you pretty bad.

reach inside mouth and summon a genie from my ass by rubbing my colon... wish for the perfect sammich

Oh god, this is the last time I fit drinking heavily into my plans.

>>9048163 Do wop?

Do wop.

Hop.

Okay, it is time to take control of this trip. Project your voice with immense power and command authority of this realm.

>>9048163
Use Capitalism Stone on Mother in order to counteract the effects of the hippies.

>>9048197
IT SHALL NOT DIRTY ME, FOR IT IS TOUCH!

>>9048203
This

>>9048201
Doo wop! Da da da doo wop! Doo doo doo wop! Diddle diddle wop wop! Wop wop wop! Da da diddle wop!

>>9048163

I vomit eggshells until I am ensconced within a layer of calcium carbonate with my penis sticking out. I begin hibernating, but with options for sex if the people require it.

TO ANOTHER TIME!!!!!!

>>9048249
Switch to samba mode.

This is what we do next...

Wow, this quest started out so fucking terrible I wanted to rip my eyes out of my head, but now I admit, I am completely enthralled.

>>9048163
ok. ate the hamboigahs, got the POWAH. Now that I have the POWAH from the food, I gouge out my eyes and allow the swarm of hornets nesting in my brain to fly forth and smite my enemies. silver-arm-hand-head guy dies and dissolves under a biting, swarming, stinging mass

Grow glistening tentacles from my distended pustule pouch and hump the Einstein Rosen bridge. Become the father of all welshmen

>>9048203
the unknowing and unknown horrors of this place have noticed you now. one says hi.

>>9048316
No tripcode, I do not believe these horrors.

I FIND THE NEAREST TARPIT AND WEAR THE PREHISTORIC ANIMAL REMAINS AS PANTS

OH YES SISTER THIS TIME I WILL BE THE ONE WHO IS HARD TO GET

>>9048316
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, DO NOT ENLARGE THIS

>>9048316
And that, is the meaning of the universe.

Help me /tg/

Its dark! Where am I? Can you help me get out of here? Why is there nothing. Not even me?

rolled 385, 288, 126, 268, 137, 292, 76, 266, 69, 94, 580, 100, 231 = 2912

>>9048345
ROLLING TO DISBELIEVE

>>9048373
Yell out "Sagan! I hear you! use your knowledge of the cosmos to BILLIONS us out of here!!"

>>9048316
WTF

>>9048359

Why not mang

>>9048373

tell him to say these numbers '5333754389732' and he will be free. (Though in actuality these numbers actually the code for the destruction of all the universe.)

>>9048378

You attempt to squish your sickly mentality between the ethereal arms of the gripping swede but they are too flabbergasted and confound your quivering sensibility. The unspeakable horror offers you delicious tea.

Op you are the dude who posted the butter golem posts right

RIGHT

>>9048359
Why not? I'm not the one who posted it, but I fucking love that picture and the other one like it they did (well, they did a few, but two main "wtf?" pictures).

Here's the other one.

They're awesome in a way that makes your brain just shut down.

Four years. You spent four miserable years in high school and now its all coming to a crashing close. Rikki sits across form you on the train tracks behind the park you went when you were kids.

You cried when you found out she went to bed with the second trumpet on the jazz band. She smiles, and leans forward. "C'mere" she says softly.

>>9048442

>>9048373
My god...

>>9048464
Come closer.

Be the train.

>>9048464
BURN EVERYTHING. THE WORLD WILL LAMENT YOUR COMING.

HEH, COMING.

I.. I can't stop reading this thread...

At first I thought it was going to be shit, and then.. Everything just went downhill, and then uphill, and then I wasn't even sure if there was a hill anymore..

I can Feel the SAN loss already.

>>9048471
You lean in towards her, was this just pity? You were aways the official un-couple at school, both of you agreed not to make a move on each other. You leap up as the train blasts its horn. You dash into the woods, Rikki pushes you against a tree, grinds against you.

>>9048436
>No Yoko
Oh well. At least it has Naga-Haruko.

Delicious sanity loss

>>9048524

I reach you-know-where and play with her extra skin folds until they dribble.

>>9048524
CMERE. She says.
WE ALL FLOAT DOWN HERE.

>>9048524
Punch out the tree, in case its actually Dave. You can't trust Dave, he's the kind of guy who'd fuck you in the ass then blame the dog, and shoop some pictures of it to confuse you, then swap his dick with the dog's dick so you can't claim that it didn't feel like the dog's dick in your ass.

God damn Dave is an asshole, I don't know why we're living together.

>>9048524

Reshape her soul as an effigy of our own, and then proceed to immolate it so that the universe can be reborn. We must restart the cycle.

the slippery grasping appendage sinks its powdery foam into your opening orifice and delivers to you the knowledge of peanut butter stars decrying to you in a cryptic language

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/9047295/

you feel the throbbing desire to follow the pathways to endless spittoons of wonder

>>9048524
is this the one that ends with them dying by sandworm? That was a good story.

>>9048524

Come closer.
Be the train.

>>9048573
She slaps you across the face. Fuming she walks into the woods, "What the fuck was that. I can't believe you'd do that. You sick little fucker."

She purses her lips. "Well?" She peels off her top and tosses it into the soft grass. Her nipples erect, her hands covering her breasts.

What kind of fruit do you like the most?

>>9048621
why... why is this archived

WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS THING

>>9048644
It's a trick. Get an axe.

>>9048678

>>9048676

With an archive we can fix it to a point in time that is not the end. The end would kill us all, but now we can finish this quest and begin our decent into eternity.

>>9048734
Well, when you explain it like that...

Carry on then. I'll just be over in the corner seeing eternity.

>>9048644
Clutch throbbing cheek. Ask about the pain.

>>this thread

>>9048644

But in the picture... the grass wasn't soft. She's lying to us. I pull out my VW Minibus, realizing that it was a train all along, and realize that I am holding myself.

Come closer.
Be the train.

>>9048644
You take her in your arms, falling into the patch of grass and push her skirt down. She rapes her arms around you and whispers, "I'll sing the song that ends the earth." You unzip your jeans and press yourself inside her. She's hot and slick and moans in your ear with the most addictive sound you've ever heard.

Your hips thrust into her sex, her legs holding you inside her, she moans to you through panting breaths. "Inside me."

Wat do?

I have looked into the Eye.
The Eye looks back.
The Eye is beautiful. Eye cannot look away.
Help me, /tg/.

>>9048882
>rapes her arms

Climb all the way inside. It's the only safe place.

>>9048621
Is this the new home of this thread? I DON'T KNOW WHERE TO GO!!

>>9048882
Fall in love.

>>9048882

Finally pass my SAN check and realize what is going on, Flail around wildly and try to break free of her grasp.

>>9047295
Engage!

But, then, I don't have a sister. I hear that incest is a major turn-off for people who do. But for me, it's a major turn on!

>>9048882
Hey! Hey hey hey! Are we questing or are you just writing?

>>9048892
THE EYE!!!!

>>9048882
The end is near!
Bring it forth!

>>9048913

She said inside, so inside we must climb. When she sings her song, I want to feel it vibrate through her guts and into me.

So this is what it's like to have a lucid dream in the middle of a Warp-borne flight. Guess the Geller Fields flickered for a microsecond.

>>9048951
Agreed. The only responses to
>>9048644
were to
1) Get axe
2)Ask about pain
3) become train
What's all this silly sex business?

>>9048882
>She rapes her arms around you

>>9048987
SING IN HER PUSSY AND BLOW AIR INTO IT, WE MUST MAKE HER SPLOAD

>>9048882
Headbutt her right in the face right at orgasm.

>>9049003

He reversed the order.

>Be closer.
>Come the train.

We became closer through sex, and we are about to come a train. Possibly. There's no telling anymore.

>>9049003
>What's all this silly sex business?
WE FAILED OUR UNSAN CHECK.

QUICK, ROLL 5D4q3°

You pant, unable to hold back any more and climax.Falling down ontop of her she purrs in your ear. "D-did you come in me?" She says, a little worried.

"Oh god." You say, pulling out and rolling off, "Y---yeah."

She rolls back ontop of you, straddling your hips and bucking her hips. "I liked it. Don't feel bad, I'm safe." She pushes her hands down on your chest. She glances behind you, towards the playground. "Hey...do you wanna be the train?"

What do?

>>9049060
I GIVE YOU A HAMBURGER

>>9049060
A happy
happy
choo choo train

See, this is why I always say that you should never mix hard drugs and sex. Some alcohol or pot aught to be safe enough, but any of the really wild stuff and you start tempting stuff like this. It could be mind blowing, but I really not risk having Nam flashbacks where I am chased across the sands by giant roach men every time I try to get it on.

This is a lot like mixing five acid tabs in some cocaine and then injecting it into your nuts.

>>9049060

no, we don't want to be the train
but it's our destiny

>>9049060
Of course we do!

>>9049101
HAPPY
SOOO HAPPPYYYY

>>9047295
Sage for fetish quest.

>>9049060
offer to consent to sex in the missionary position

>>9049097
>You awake as a hamburger
>You start screaming only to have special sauce fly from your lips

>>9049144

>fetish quest.
>fetish

I have no idea what fetish you're getting at, But I think I want in on it..

>>9049060
Be the train. Be the train. Be the train. Be the train. Be the train. Be the train. Be the train. Be the train. Be the train. Be the train. Be the train. Be the train. Be the train. Be the train. Be the train. Be the train. Be the train. Be the train.

>>9049144
Did you read the quest nigga? This is not fetish. This is something else entirely. Something ELSE

>>9049144
>>9049251
>>9049314
CHAOS FETISH IS BEST FETISH
FAOS CHETISH IB SEST CHETISH

/tg/ the fuck?
the fuck?

>>9049060
but we are train?

>>9049251
I think this is what chaos feels like. Or 0san. What we have here is a complete divorce from the normal progress of cause and effect. We're caught in a giant spinning vortex of hedonism, and where effect operates independent from cause.

>>9049366
And doesn't it feel lovely. The CSM's really are on to something.
Sanity... is for the weak.

>>9049387
Sanity is the last resort of the incompetent.
That's a quote, I swear to god it is.

>>9049413
Well, yeah. You just said it.

fapping so hard right now

>>9049366

>What we have here is a complete divorce from the normal progress of cause and effect. We're caught in a giant spinning vortex of hedonism, and where effect operates independent from cause.

So where does my milk-spraying ceiling fan play into all of that?

>>9049526
FOOLISH MORTAL TRYING TO IMPART REASON WHERE NONE CAN BE FOUND

Bah! Sanity? Its like sobriety, no place in the fortress for it.

Screw sanity I say!

>>9049526
It is merely a single solitary event, existing independently of any other temporal point. Just a single solitary picture, perhaps one important to someone, once, tossed in the back of a shoe box with a dozen others, all equally devoid of context to our outsider's eye.

are you slaanesh cultists having fun?

>>9049674
I give you a hamburger

>>9049610
Look, sooner or later chaos has to try order for a bit, otherwise it's not real, complete chaos, since that requires being at least everything one time.

Truely a shame the poet OP fucked off somewhere.

>>9049725
Which gives us a paradox.

>>9049725
Yeah, that the real bitch of chaos. It always eventually degenerates into ordered, self-propagating patterns. It's kinda fun to watch that tendency get into a fist fight with entropy.

>>9049790
No. It only has to be order for a split second, and then go back to other stuff. Though I still think we should have just had consensual sex with out sister in the position of her choice.

>>9049773
I fucking dare you to tell me where the OP should have gone with this. Do you really want to pull up /tg/ in two months to see Incest Quest XXII? Can you take up OPs reins? Do you dare to even try?

>>9049856
At this point, I'm not sure if it can be definitively said that WE exist, let alone our sister.

You roll over in bed, started awake in your dark room. Your nose is filled with the floral scent of shampoo. "Hey bro" she says. Her hand is on your inner thigh and slowly sliding up your leg. Your hands are frozen, but you know you have them both wrapped around her, your palms on her bare back.

What do?

>>9049918
ZALGO

>>9049918
Scat sex.

>>9049933
No, no you get the fuck back with your Zalgo. Don't you dare touch it. We're not going through this again. Do you have a plan? Because I fucking don't.

>>9049866
>Do you really want to pull up /tg/ in two months to see Incest Quest XXII?
Fuck yes. Especially if all the threads are this insane.

>>9049895
...although the same thing could likely be said for both the idea of "positions" as spacial constructs, and the idea of "choices" or "consent" as an extension of free will and sentience.

We are as a boat without a sea, lost and adrift in a void of infinite dimensions of space and time. We are a pretzel made of dreams.

>>9049918
Warm hands before frostbite sets in

>>9049918
AND SO THE END IS ONCE AGAIN THE BEGINNING, AND THE GRAND CYCLE IS COMPLETED!

COME SISTER!

JOIN WITH ME AS ONE AND WE SHALL BECOME THE THREAD OF TIME THAT SEWS SHUT THE WOUND IN CREATION KNOWN AS THE UNIVERSE!

>>9049998
Say goodbye.
Escape into the universe like a bird.
Wish you could have stayed.

incest quest? sup reaver?

This thread feels like I'm listening to too much hawkwind

>>9049998
WHY AREN'T WE THE TRAIN YET?!

My mind BLEEDS. WHAT IS ThIS MAdnESs!?

200 posts. You make a mother proud.
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and angry.

>>9050350
Sparta.

This thread amuses me greatly. Moar.

>>9050407
little depraved for me, jabberwock

Shoot her! Shoooot herrrrrrrrrr!

>this thread

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͈ ̛̳͍̋͛͂̏͂̊̔͘͢I̥̻̮̓̊ͥT̶̍̂ͮ̋͒͏̼̟̭̥̱̯̗ ̘̱̳̄͌̒̏S̢̱̞̲̆̾̐͛͌̓̍͛̿͡Ţ̢̢̼̠̓͆̍͒ͅͅO̶̵̘̻̎͒͢P̶̠͆͂ͬ̊͗̐͝ ̸̞̯̲̙̘͋̽̿ͯ͐͢M̹̱̙̮̗̦̳̥̎ͭ̉́͞A̪̥͉͒ͯ͗ͪ̌́ͫḴ̺͈͕̳̇ͨͨ͢͢͡E̋ͧ
͖͔̩̦̬͚̉͞ ̨̳̯̜̓̔ͫͭͦȊ̷͇̭ͤ͌ͦ͆̊̀̚͢T͓̫̝͕͓̑ͨ̓ͧͅ ̔ͬ͊́͗ͮ̓ͪ͏̺̳̺̭̦̘ͅS̶̺̈́̀͑͂͛̓̚͡Ţ̼͙̯̘̠̣̖̑͊̊ͤͮ̅͟O͚͉̜̬̐̏͡ͅ
̟P̢̢͖̥̰̼͉̓̔ ͤͧ͠͏̛̥̼̹̯M̄̉̌̂ͦ̉̏͏̩̥̦̞͢A̸̬͕̰̹͐̑͛̎̎͊͘K͉̹̻͇͔ͩ̓̿͗͐ͬ̆̉͘E
̵̰͚̑̈́̔ͮ͟ ̜͇̪͈̓ͩ͋I̬͉̬̩͚̹̙͑̔T̥͈͖̺̳̻̱̝͋̉͒̓͡ͅ ̢̱̭͕̗̱̺̦̿ͤ̈́ͣ͞S̱͚̗͇̥͍ͬͭͤ̿T͊̀̈҉̮͙͉͎͜ͅO̥͖̼̫̞ͤͮ̽̍͒ͩͤ̾͑͞P
̷̨͎̞͔̣̟͌͆͂ͅ ̷̭͇̯̂ͩ

>>9050436
What would you do in this situation, S-man?

>>9050388

ClEaRLy. HaHaHHAa....

>>9050537
haven't seen my sister in years

don't think she'd want to be within reach of me if we ever met again

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Opening night's sleep and wake up tomorrow with a partner. Shampoo smells wonderful. He said: "Note. Gradually, the hands and feet. Cold hands, yet I know that you are willing to be.

What happened?

>>9047420
HOLY GOD WHAT THE FUCK

>>9051034
How...fitting.

I feel so delightfully confused and without bearings.

Help. Help, please.

WHAT DARK SORCERY IS THIS?! I SHALL CAST SAGE!

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>>thread filled with people pretending to be physically revolted at the thought of incest

Stop acting /tg/, you and I both know you'd do it.

>>9051402
>Implying the incest was the revolting part.

Hey /tg/

Um, so, I was peeking through here. Sorry sorry, I'll make it up to you if you want. But, I came across this. And, well, is this what you like /tg/? Because you know I love you and I can try to accept it, okay, but, you gotta be honest with me okay baby?

>>9052138
Uh, honey? You, uh, you might wanna... look behind you, you know? There's something, uh... umm... uh, you know what? I think I'm just imagine something. Now how about putting those toe socks to good use?