Spam GUNS

Play D&D instead, make your character for D&D and refuse to play. Only bad GMs make you play GURPS

Stop playing. You don't deserve to play with your DM even if he's a piece of shit.

>>9079742

Yes I do, I want to break the game because he thinks the players won't

I think I remembered hearing something about having a dependent, which has a dependent, which has a dependent and so on and so forth. Don't remember the benefit.

play Rinse Wind
combat happens
run the other way.

>>9079752
Which is precisely why you don't.

Am I being trolled, or are you really such a passive aggressive asshat?

>>9079752
>>9079169
You are the cancer that killing gaming. Just quit playing, you are "that guy."

Ok... ruining a game? No. Refusing to play anything other than 3.5? No. But hating GURPS?..... Sorry, yeah.

Combat is not as fun in gurps but you can play virtually any campaign setting or character with out totally breaking the system or employing annoying broken home brew rules. This is because the points for any advantage or disadvantage are based on there usefulness. If something is broken you are not properly accounting for how useful it is or for how much it does not hinder you in the circumstances.

The easiest way to lol break the system is to be totally socially retarded but you can only take so many disadvantages with out needing GM approval so you can not take it to far, and in trues the GM would be in his rights to declare further disadvantages in the same thing would have a reduced point value because the new social disadvantage piled atop a lot of other social disadvantages would not hinder you much more.

>>9079753
You can get a dependent that will give you some favors and it counts as a disadvantage. I guess if the dependent had a dependent then dependent one would be higher point value but is sounds like silly bullshit.

>>9079873

Tell me more

>>9080202

What, how retarded are you ? Breaking GURPS is the easiest thing ever, and I say this as a fan.

Go read the god damn book, you troll.

>>9079801

Couldn't agree more.

>>9080236

I need help, I want to hide it and not make it obvious

>>9080433

Fuck off

>>9080542

Please, I want help /tg/

HELP /TG/

PLEASE

I NEED TO RUIN THE GAME

>>9080938
So you're coming to us, begging us to help you ruin someone else's game because you are a giant douchebag?

Sorry, No.

If you don't like the game the GM is running, don't play.

(8/10)

>>9081783

Don't be an ass

>>9079169
>I have never played GURPS, I don't know the rules, but it's objective shit. HELP ME RUIN A GREAT GAME!

>>9079169
its 100 points, you cant min/max it

>>9081967
Apostrophes aren't your enemy. USE THEM!

How is the game "breakable"? In an anything goes game, the GM can literally outfuck you. In any other kind of game, it's specifically up to the GM to regulate what is and is not allowable in-game.

GURPS is hardly a system. It is a series of models that aspiring GMs must put together into their own system. GURPS is only as breakable as the GM allows it to be.

On the one hand, it's easy to break, but on the other, it's really really obvious when you do so...

Buy Bash Skill: Detective! Max it out.

And Weapon Master. Then put one point in each weapons skill you want.

You now have a character fully optimized for this campaign, so... congratulations! Of course the GM will find a way to deprive you of your weapons.

Unfazeable
Serendipity
Danger Sense
Intuition
As much Luck as you can stand.
Buy up IQ and DX. Spend a point per skill.
Cpngrats you are an annoying deux ex machina man.

>>9081967
Well you CAN, for example having your character cast Fireball for 1 fatigue by batting an eyelash. In the given setting, however, it would be quite hard.

ITT: Faggot neckbeard OP vs /tg/

>>9079169

The cancer that is killing RPG

Seriously you can break most systems if you mathhammer them enough. Concentrate on the main thing.

IT'S FUCKING DISCWORLD MAN! FUCKING DISCWORLD!

I'd suck my GM off if I thought I could get him to run that shit!

>>9081998
>>9081997
Merely examples of some of the things the system contains rules for. Any GM worth his salt would either outlaw these capabilities or build a campaign/setting/system with the assumption that they will be used.

GURPS relies on the GM knowing what the hell he's doing more than other systems. That is the trade off for its flexibility.

Yeah see, there's nothing in GURPS to stop you from making an omniproficient character, in fact the game goes out of its way to make it easy by providing bash skills, talents, and advantages like Gunslinger.

The only thing stopping you is the fact that your character sheet will now have a line that says Gunslinger on it, and if the GM does not want broken combat, he will either veto that advantage or give it to a bunch of enemies as well.

>>9082017

HELL YES! DISCWORLD!

I bet OP hasn't even heard of Discworld. I can think of no other reason for not wanting to play a Discworld setting, regardless of system.

>>9079169
As a DnD grognard, you won't understand that, but GURPS is about fun. It's meant to be fun for everyone. By actively planning to disrupt said fun, you can only manage to get kicked out.

Thanks to the people who were not bastards and helped me out, thank you for your help

The rest of you can fuck off

Trolls would be overpowered in a Discworld game.
All you'd need to do is knock out a few teeth and you'd be set for life.

>>9082102
>"here's my character"
>"Oh, sorry, you can't have... this and this and this."
>"BUT THEY'RE IN THE RAW"
>"No one in their right mind would use every available rule in GURPS just because it's there."

Good fucking luck you worthless tool.

>>9082102
No one helped you, cockgoblin. GURPS is far less breakable than, say, DnD. Also, GMs are overpowered in GURPS. He can veto ANYTHING on your sheet, or your whole character, and if you go and try actively to disrupt the fun for everyone, they'll have fun despite of you. In the end, you have two options. Either roll with it, or get kicked out of the group.

>>9082132
To elaborate:
Nowhere in any of the rules does it say said rules are anything but suggestions that may be potentially applied to a given campaign.

>>9081986

How is that?

>>9081997

How do those work?

>>9081967

Why not?

>>9082017
>>9082015

You are jerks, I am okay with Discworld, I just want to play a powerful, not some 100 point weakling

>>9082029

I am suggested to take -50, but I think I can take more if I BS him

>>9082029

Well fuck you

>>9082045

How do I do that?

>>9082053

I just hate GURPS

>>9082056

It is not fun, D&D is fun, this is not

as a gm i always had problems with my group when one player dumped all his points in wealth, and all others bought poverty. then they shared all the money. they hate me i just know it.

>>9082132

That also happens in D&D, though. DM being allowed to ban anything he sees as excessive is a basic tenet of all roleplaying games. It's plain common knowledge.

>>9082110

Thank you, how do I play a troll?

>>9082120

What. They are in the RAW, why the fuck can't I take them?!?

>>9082132

Then I can whine and throw a fit till I get what I want, I am the only girl so I can do what I want

>>9082141

That is utter shit

>>9082155
>I just want to play a powerful
>Tell me how I can min/max my character to show the GM what a piece of shit system
No, you are just being a horrible faggot.

>>9082162
Suddenly, railroaded into a civilization that uses the barter system with nothing to trade but worthless tokens and their hard-earned equipment.

>>9082162

I don't think the other players would do that with me

>>9082169

What kind of shit games do you play?

>>9082175
>I am the only girl so I can do what I want
and this is why girls shouldn't play

>>9082175
>Intentionally missing the point of GURPS

>>9082179

I hate GMs like that

>>9082178

I am a hero, not some bullshit weakling

>>9082155
>I don't play GURPS, and I want to destroy other people's fun.
Yeah, we already deduced that much.

By the way, not wanting to start on 100 points like everyone is like insisting to play an epic level character in a level 1 DnD campaign. It's unreasonable.

>>9082198
And I hate bitch players who think they've found exploits.

>>9082175
>Then I can whine and throw a fit till I get what I want, I am the only girl so I can do what I want

Aaaaand here you lost the subtlety too much to have even /tg/ fall for it. Remember, man - subtlety and deniability, main weapons of the troll.

You get a B for effort, though.

>>9082189

Why? It is a shitty system for shitty people

>>9082187

Not going to kick me out, I just have to wear a lower cut top when I show up with this sheet

>>9082175
>Then I can whine and throw a fit till I get what I want, I am the only girl so I can do what I want
This thread is going places!

>>9082198
No, your CHARACTER is a hero. Maybe, and maybe not yet. You don't start at level 20 in a level 1 campaign.

>>9082186

The normal kind. The reaction of the average group to finding something retardedly powerful is "okay, man, that's being wayy too powerful in the campaign. Mind swapping it for something else?". And because most people who aren't you aren't faggots, they accept, we move on, and get on with out goblin killing.

You are trying to ruin an awesome setting.

You are an accumulation of everything bad roleplaying has ever spawned.

Go fap to loli/horse crossover fapfic with your 14 yo wife already.

iTT: I'm a munchkin in 3.5 and don't want to learn how to be one in a new system, so I shall just ask the internet.

>>9082218
>I am a horrible player and my GM is a pussy

>>9082218
Showing more of your hairy fat?

>>9082198
>I am a hero
Because being a hero is all about ruining the game! Hell yes, motherfucker!

Can I make a female wizard troll who is chiseled down into a beautiful human shape and uses some of her powers to disguise her appearance?

Then I can be tough and rich with full magic

>>9082204

I am not a bullshit weakling

>>9082205

Go play something without rules then

>>9082207

I am sorry if it is the truth you troll

SOMEBODY TURN OFF THE TROLL FAUCET

>>9079801
>>9079801

Normally I would agree, but 3.5 vs. GURPS?

It's like a hurricane of piss hitting a hurricane of shit.

EVERYONE I DONT LIKE IS A TROLL

????

PROFIT

>>9082175

>I am okay with Discworld, I just want to play a powerful, not some 100 point weakling

If you were okay with discworld you wouldnt mind what you played.
I'd be happy to play a 10 point character in a discworld setting.
He'd be hilariously inept at everything.

>>9082260
Now thats what I call a shit storm

>>9082224

I am sorry if you are some ugly neckbeard

>>9082231

Why not? Level 20 is better than level 1

>>9082232

Your games must suck then

>>9082233

Fuck off

>>9082235

And?

>>9082241

Fuck off

>>9082248

I thought you were cool, but you are just idiots

>>9082252
You can do the following:

1. Get a character designer program appropriate for your edition. Discworld is 3e.

2. Build your character using appropriate skills - AND the Discworld book (and Discworld Also) as guidelines. Remember, 100 points.

3. Sigh in despair when you notice that you can't really break the game. Disadvantages tend to be heavy burdens.

>>9082267

This!

Discworld is not about beeing GOOD at everything.

It's just to be a good roleplayer and have a sense of comedy as well as awesomness.

I doubt Rincewind was a 100 point character. Mumm is probably the only one.

>>9079169
>My GM let me make my own 100 point character
>Tell me how I can fuck the game for everybody because I'm an egoistic faggot


make a jerk, you'll know how to play that

>>9082259

I am not trolling

>>9082260

Except I like one

>>9082267

Then go and wank off somewhere else

>>9082289
Vimes, mein deutscher Freund.

>>9082289
Vimes and Carrot are fucking hardcore

>>9082300
>Then go and wank off somewhere else
Oh I intend to.
Just after I'm done talking about Discworld.

HAI GUIZE IMMA GURL AND HAET GURPS

>>9082301

Gee! I knew I should've read the original!

"English is great for hinting at subliminal, subtle facts in an eloquent way of writing.

German is great for building cars."

>>9082284

Can you help me then?

>>9082289

What?!?

>>9082295

How do I make that broken?

Do not feed the Troll, let it die

>>9082326

Do it now

>>9082332

Jerk

>>9082284

Actually, if you just want to ruin the campaign instead of breaking the game, getting a lot of disadvantages is generally enough, even if you didn't even spend the points. Because A character that's a coward, a pyromaniac, and whoever knows what else, is a goddamn nightmare to the GM and makes a plot impossible.

But eh, OP is obvious troll. Monosyllabic responses, aggressive and provocative behaviour, and inability to grasp opposing points, trying to convince people that he's an attention whore girl gamer... about the only point he forgot is adding disparaging comments about D&D4e to spark an edition war as well.

>>9082338

You just want to fap to me, you know it

>>9082314
Vimes is so hardcore that he stole protagonist rights from carrot.

>>9082335
>How do I make that broken?
kill yourself

>>9082335

>How do I make that broken?

By giving him your personality. Your DM will be so astounished by your degree of jerk-ness that you won't have to roll at anything to piss off the entire setting, and your group as well.

Alternativly, jump down a building.

>>9082352

I like both editions, they are good for different things you insignificant trolling asswipe

>>9082375

You first

>>9082376

What kind of personality?

>>9079169
If you want to play 3.5 you could just say "I dont want to play GURPS so I'm joining a different group, give me a call when you've finished with gurps"

So if I max out on disadvantages and make her a troll, could I still be a female wizard?

>>9082399

I like my group, I have them where I want them

>>9082364
Carrot is so hardcore he never gave a fuck about being a protagonist

>>9082412
Also he nails Angua on a regular basis

>>9082407
>I have them where I want them
If this were true you'd be playing 3.5

>>9082432

I could be a werewolf girl and still a female wizard, good idea

So let's talk about characters to play in Discworld. Original characters, that is.

>>9082432

Vimes nails Cybil and she's a BIG girl = he's the pimp daddy.

Also she's loaded too

>>9082441

Not perfectly, but they listen and do what I say enough of the time, I am the party leader

The GM doesn't always listen, but enough of the time

>>9082441
Stop feeding the troll. This thread isn't about sucking off a tiny-dicked troll, it's about Discworld.

Is no one going to help me?

>>9082449
No female wizards in Discworld. You could try and play a witch, but you couldn't play one right.

THREAD HIJACK

>>9082468

Nice try anon, I don't have a dick, suck my clit and like it

>>9082452
Vimes would be a the best father anyone could ask for.

>>9082481

There was one in the 3rd book, that is full on RAW for her

>>9082452
Carrot could totally rule the Vimes, the whole city and be filthy rich but he is so awesome, he doesn't need this.

>>9082481
She'd probably end up like that dumb bint that gets captured by the elf queen

>>9082509

I was actually thinking of making my character be raped by the elf queen, is that unusual background?

>>9082505

Vimes is Cromwell's... I mean Stoneface's ancestor. He eats kings for breakfast!

>>9082494
>HURR DURR IMMA GURL BELIEVE ME ALREADY
Nice try, fatbeard.

>>9082533

Fuck you

sage goes in every field.

Why? Why don't you people think before you tell cunts like her how to do this shit. She should be thrown out of the group, not encouraged.

Women like that need to have their tits lopped off till they learn a lesson about not using them to be twats.

I mean this. It'll be a few years of suckage until women learn to behave but then a glorious golden age of OP still not having her tits but no one cares since a good chunk of the population earned theirs back.

Fuck you OP. FUCK YOU

>>9082500
I'd full-on sklap any player in a Discworld campaign that tried to replicate that particular circumstance.

>>9082523
Read the Discworld books. Seriously. You need a full background read-up, it seems. Oh, and the Discworld itself HATES mary sue characters. Narrative casuality and all.

>>9082523
Elf Queen wouldnt fuck a non-elf.
And no you cant play an elf, not unless you wanted to get killed by dwarves and trolls

>>9082560

It is RAW you ignorant fucker

>>9082557

Look, a little virgin, you would do the same if you saw me there and I started seducing your character in game

>>9082525
Carrot parents are dem fucking dorfs, man. You can't eat him that easy!

>>9082557
Discworld thread bro

>>9082583
>It is RAW

As a Discworld /reader/, I don't give a shit what the rules say if they contradict the canon.

>>9082569

Most of the main characters are mary sues

>>9082580

That is why it is unusual background

Can I also take major fate so the GM has to make the story about me?

From the whole trolling tactic, I suspect that OP is either Radical Edward or Flee. There are also some Jim Profit vibes.

>>9082584

Well, yeah. You'd get an indigestion if you tried to eat him whole. Fucker's huge.

>>9082584

Vime's cunning plan; lead Carrot into the undertaking and make sure there are plenty of low beams.

>>9082604
Man, you're not even trying anymore. Here I thought you were entertaining for a bit.

>>9082600

IT IS PART OF THE BOOKS

GIRLS CAN BECOME WIZARDS

IT IS IN THE RULES OF THE BOOKS

HE WROTE THAT

>>9082604
>lying that main characters can be mary sues

>>9082612

Stop trying to troll my thread

>>9082620
Read the book again if you think that's what was written.

>>9082620
One exception, not general rule.

>>9082633
>Stop calling me out on my trolling.

>>9082625

Weatherwax, granny, vimes, rincewind, ridcully, aching, carrot, angua, lipwig, worde, death, susan, lhob sang and the rest of them, all mary sues-

>>9082620
That was a one-off.
When the girl was born a dying wizard transferred his power to her because he thought she was a boy.

>>9082614
Carrot will simply crush them all. With his head.

>>9082637
>>9082642

Exceptions become rules

>>9082650

Stop trolling

>>9082662
Thats not carrots way.
He'll simply talk them around to his side

>>9082659

So I will make that happen and then I can have sex with the elf queen later, then the other players will lap that up and be okay with it

>>9082657
They all have flaws and they definatly arent loved by all.

>>9082657
>lying that main characters in a canon can be mary sues

>>9082657
Considering Rincewind is the unluckiest, one of the most hated people in discworld I assume that you dont know what Mary-Sue means

>>9082677
>>9082678

I will have people who don't like me because of my beauty and perfection, at least GURPS has rules for it, even if they are stupid

Dear OP, you filthy troll.
Apparently, you don't need our help to ruin the fun for everyone. Go ahead, shit up a perfectly good game. I hope you get gangraped IRL.

If I made a character in the discworld setting It'd be a zombie. Or perhaps a troll, giant stone morons with diamond teeth would be quite fun to play.

>>9082687
>my beauty and perfection
Get your name/trip back on, Flee.

>>9082683

He never dies

>>9082699

Wouldn't you like that you sickfuck

Do any writefags want to write a schlickfic about my character? I will write more about her in a little while

>>9082718
>He never dies
You say that like it's a good thing.

>>9082718

>He never dies
So only people who are dead arent mary sues?

>>9082718
I sincerely hope that you get gangraped. It could teach you some basic human emotions, like naked, unbridled fear for your life, and consequentially make you a somewhat bearable human being.

Thread is now disadvantages you would take to be OP:

Bad Temper -10
Bestial -15
Bully -10
Callous -5
Cannot Learn -30
Clueless -10
Compulsive behaviour: Lying -15
Delusional -5
Easy to read -10
Fat or very fat -3/-5
Killjoy -15
Overconfidence -5
Sadism -15
Selfish -5
Stubborn -5


I'm sure there are more but I figure were I to play as OP I'd just throw my character into the first meat grinder I could in an act of self-loathing.

This thread is hilarious.

I'd want to start a church to worship The Lady just to see how long my character lasts

>>9082740
Clueless should have a larger penalty

>>9082761
He'd die in a hilarious and COMPLETELY unrelated way.

>>9082736
well Regg shoe isnt a mary-sue and hes dead so it must be true.
Brb killing myself, I cant live life as a mary sue

>>9082110
Fuck that. Get a half brick (Okay just some sand.) In a sock and FIGHT DEM TROLLS!

>>9082777
Exactly! I'd want to see what the DM came up with.

Although to get a decent Discworld game going you'd better have a spectacular DM or it just wouldnt work.

Regia Odessa Scarlet, age 21

Born into a uberwaldian werewolf/vampire family she made her own staff at age 5 and became a power who controlled her family, her immense power and interest in mirrors led to her getting trapped in them at age 14, where the elf queen raped her until she liked it and showed her the real powers of magic. She recently came to AM after a tearful and sex filled farewell to her busty elven lover where she decided to learn the secrets of the octavo and become the new god of discworld

How do I stat this?

Will someone write schlickfic about her?

She is omni-sexual, red hair, D breasts, wheres enchanting blue and red robes. Think of her as a beauty armies would die for.

I'd like a character with hilariously bad luck.
He tries to Pole Vault over something and ends up nailing himself by his cape to the wall of a nearby building.

>>9082735
>>9082736

Idiots

>>9082739

I hope the same happens to you

>>9082740

Thanks for the help, but not all of those fit

>omni-sexual
The fuck is Omni-Sexual?
is that just anything with a hole?

Does anyone actually have the Discworld ruleset?
I'd like to look up trolls.

>>9082810
She enters the city, fully confident of her powers, and gets laughed off at every corner. Then she enters the Shades by accident and gets mugged, robbed, raped and killed, in no particular order. That's how Discworld handles mary sues.

>>9082841

Like Bi-sexual but open to more things. Like Vampires, Werewolves, trolls, dungeon dimension creatures, elves, get it?

>>9082829
>Thanks for the help, but not all of those fit

In that case, I would suggest just taking 'clueless' four more times

>>9082846
Remember in interesting times where the Big Bad was imagining walking down the streets of AM in the finest noble clothing?
Nobody told him that if he tried that someone would heave half a brick at him.

Well /tg/, you did show me GURPS is a great system, all I need are enough points, Thank you.

>>9082854

Can I do that?

>>9082846

I could sleep with the GM

This troll thread is pretty funny.
Also I love discworld.

>>9079169
Take an absurd series of disadvantages to add up to fifty odd. Use this to buy skills, maybe a point of dex as most combat stats work off dex.
Maybe look into a torrent for Martial Arts, so you have loads of esoteric strikes and such. Your disadvantages can then add up to Stuff like duty tonyour temple, vow to protect the cosmic order etc etc

Give yourself with 100pts "Altered Time Rate"

for every second in combat your party has, you get two.

All out attack strong, all out defense. Always hit never get hit.

Excuse your faggotry as "I'm one of those time monks"

>>9082846
Re: Mary Sue

Like Granny Weatherwax? Old, but still a Sue.

>>9082872

Thanks, could I make her the abbot as well?

>>9082875
Main character, not mary sue.

>>9082871
Its not a troll thread without detritus!

My idea for a Discworld PC: an anthropologist who's traveled from the rim to study the curious primitive natives closer to the hub, such as Ankh-Morpokians. Practically a parody on the Superior White Explorer trope, he doesn't speak a word of Morporkian as he fully believes that anyone can understand you as long as you speak slowly and loudly enough.

>>9082866
why bother whit character creation then? simply give him a blowjob out of the blue and keep asking to run 3.5 instead, only let him cum if he agrees, if he doesn't bite his balls.

bitch, you're a lousy whore if you cant figure that out.

>>9082889

So if I make the GM make her a main character, then will it all be okay?

>>9082866
>Can I do that?

You have to ask your DM, but I think he'd allow it for you.

>>9082903

I like the rules

>>9082908

Thank you

Will someone write some schlicfic about her?

>>9082896
Do you think they bothered giving rules to the piecemaker? Considering it pretty much vaporises anything infront of it for a couple of hundred feet.

>>9082905
She isn't a canon character, so it's difficult to avoid making a mary sue - especially with your "mindset". (can't set nothing)

>>9082898
>anyone can understand you as long as you speak slowly and loudly enough.
Wouldn't that work in Ankh-Morpok/Discworld. The world is so crazy it would only be natural.

>>9082687
fucking Idiot.
Women cannot be Wizards.

The Book Equal Rites was a one off exception and the possibilty of it every happening again are as close to zero as you can get. Why is it you ask? Becuase Thats how the Wizarding system works. (Men become Wizards while Women become Witchs.)

So quit being a fucking idiot and play a Witch if you really want to.

>>9082929

Which is why I make her the main character

>>9082953
Thats not how discworld works, thats just how they think it works.
When asking simple things like pointing at a mountain and saying "WHAT! IS! THAT! MOUNTAIN! CALLED!"
they think they're saying "What's that?"
so they get a response like "OOLABOOLA" which translates to "just a mountain"

>>9082956

It is in the books you troll

>>9082810
Go Die. In a fucking Fire. And Burn for all Eternity you Cunt.

>>9082887
Thinking about it, go fucking WILD with disads. Make your self a raging kleptomaniac addicted to adrenaline with no thumbs a duty to protect the cosmic order, powerful enemy groups, charitable (so you give back what you steal) all sorts of wild shit! Make it so your character is an RP nightmare!! BLINDNESS and the skill BLINDFIGHTING also good for this.

"ahead of you is a man in red"
"what's a man, what's red, what's ahead? I'M BLIND!!"
GM rage ensues.

We seriously need the Death of Trolls to show up here.

>>9082984
and its explained why its such a rare occurance.
A lot of people consider that retconned considering eske hasnt appeared in any book since even the ones focusing on UU.

>>9082980
Happens in real life too.

See: Canada. It means "Village". It's a part of our heritage!

Okay look

You got your minmaxing advice already, it is here:
>>9081986
>>9081997
>>9081997

What the fuck else do you want?

>>9083050
Someone to write pornographic fanfiction starring her character?

Congratulations /tg/, you did a good thing, you convinced me to make a good character and not try to ruin the game. I love you guys, but I still would not fuck you

>>9083063
Nor would I want to fuck you.
You sound like a thouroughly horrible person.

>>9082953

It actually would, there's even an ability in GURPS Discworld that lets you communicate with people you don't share a language with as long as you SPEAK. LOUDLY. AND. SIMPLE. LIKE. THIS. as if the other person is just pretending to not understand you. See any American tourist to know what I mean. That advantage was what inspired my character idea in the first place. Also the mental image of a dark-skinned man wearing only a grass skirt, glasses sitting in the Mended Drums and taking notes on the primitive behavior of the simple natives is somewhat amusing.

>>9083009
Blindness and phobias of things you can only see.
CRIPPLING PHOBIA: RED
BLIND
scared of red but lost my eyes
LOL

>>9082963
A Main Character is a Canon Character (Vimes,Rincewind,Death and etc.)

Your characters just a wonked out Mary Sue whos shat on the entire series (You forget that vampires and werewolves hate each other and wouldnt breed. If she had any magical talent she'd be trained up as a witch instead,Elves are pure fucking bug-fuck evil and wouldnt release her. And if she DID become a Wizard she'd get fat.)

>>9082980
>When asking simple things like pointing at a mountain and saying "WHAT! IS! THAT! MOUNTAIN! CALLED!"
>they think they're saying "What's that?"
>so they get a response like "OOLABOOLA" which translates to "just a mountain"
It's almost like the whole Kangaroo thing if it wasn't a myth.

>>9082810

>>9083050

I already thanked you for your help

see

>>9083063


And yes, I do want pornographic fiction of her
Mr >>9083061

I love the way /tg/ turns a troll thread into a discworld thread

>>9083072

Butthurt much? Let me get my strap on

>>9083102
Near as I can tell, it's a Discworld troll thread, which isn't much of an improvement.

>>9083063
I dont think my Girlfriend would want me to fuck you either.

>>9082984
One Woman in the history of Discworld managed to get Wizard powers becuase the Father thought she was a boy before he keeled over.
Further she was never trained as a Wizard (She only had magical talent.) If she had called herself a Wizard the Unseen Univeristy would have taken care of her.

Really she should have been trained as a Witch. Thats how it works (Males with magical abilties get trained as Wizards. Women with magical abilty get trained as Witchs.)

>>9083090
STFU WHORE

TITS OR GTFO!!

>>9082980
Except that kind of stuff happens in real world, so Discworld would naturally reverse it.
>>9083075
And it does.
>there's even an ability in GURPS Discworld that lets you communicate with people you don't share a language with as long as you SPEAK. LOUDLY. AND. SIMPLE. LIKE. THIS. as if the other person is just pretending to not understand you
This is glorious

>>9083115

How about if I fucked both of you? Strapons are more fun

>>9083123

So, I just copy her story, no problems

>>9083138
My girlfriend is very dominant.
I dont think shed want to share.

>>9082980

This is pretty much what I'm going for, except in reverse.
-Oogala whama pah? *pointing at cow*
-Sorry?
-OOOGALA. WHAMA. PAH.
-Bloody crazy foreigners.

And that's why cows are called Bloody Crazy Foreigners by the Uzomba tribe.

>>9083110

But Discworld trolls are the best trolls.

Will anyone write a schlickfic about her?

You can do a 40k crossover with it if you want

I want it to be about 20 pages long

>>9083110
you can improve anything with added discworld.

>>9083063
You made a shitty character and your still going to ruin the game.

If you want a REALLY good character to break down the whole gender roles play as a Female Assassin or something.
Have her be a Foundling mistakenly placed at the front of the Assassins Guild and have them decide to train her up.
God it's not that fucking hard to come up with something like that, that could actually FIT the setting and still be interesting rather then make a fucking Mary Sue Female Wizard.

>>9083149

Then I can fuck her as she fucks you

>>9082810
Appearance: Transcendent, Universal
Lecherous, CR 6
some ungodly level of Magery
Discworld Gods are a dime a dozen so you probably just have some smallish number of followers, they could be a Contact Group.
Omnisexual is a zero-point trait
The rape would probably result in something like Low Self-Image or perhaps Phobia (Mirrors?)

>>9083168

Then can you make a character for me? 100 points and as close to my original ideas as possible?

>>9083187

She liked the rape though

Damn it, now I want to track down players to play Discworld using FATE.

My discworld character would be a young human thief.
After reading a book in the Thieves guild library about a gentleman thief he decides that he wants to be a gentleman thief, so he steals a suit, a cane and a fancy hat.
Only problem is that hes ugly, can only talk in an insanly fake upperclass accent or his normal common-as-muck accent.

>>9083204
Play Discworld using FATAL.

>>9083171
I dont think you have the balls to do that.

The end of Equal Rites had Eskarina starting a new school of wizarding. Play that.

And Discworld magic works on the Principle of Narrative Causality anyway, so there's no very significant difference in what wizardry can accomplish vs. what witchery can accomplish. They'll go about it differently, witchery will be slower but more efficient, blahblah

>>9083171
She wouldnt let you do that, in bed shes gotta be the boss.

>>9083200
Rape is always traumatic. A friend of mine lost all sense of sexual gratification that way. That's why I want you to be brutally gangraped. It really might make you a decent human being.

Can I be a sourceress?

>>9083230

Of course not

>>9083240

Is sex a part of it?

>>9083244

Kinky

>>9083248

Do elves count?

>>9083226

I like how Discworld inspires players to actually WANT to play weak, pathetic underdogs.

>>9083200
It would degrade her self-image even if she enjoyed it, because she got the message that she does not get to choose what's done with her.

>>9083278

Ah, I see now

>>9083270
If you want to keep the rape in your backstory and keep it realistic, your character is either severely traumatized to the point that she fears anything coming near her special place, or is a heavy masochist, most likely both.

>>9083259
I don't know, it was only covered by one paragraph or so in the denouement.

Really, the magic rules of Discworld have NEVER been consistent, just use something that sounds good.

>>9083288

What if she wants constant stimulation after the years of constant sex?

>>9083168
>>9083188
Do female wizard!!
Give her a Gadget:
Modular Abilities Cosmic, Spells only, Requires IQ roll, requires less time.
(consider adding extra levels of magery and bonuses to IQ to the item)
Gadget with massive DR, can only be stolen by trickery, breakable, unique.
As a free action gain any spell in the game with a succesful IQ roll.

Call it Signature Gear so GM is bound by rules to give it back.

If destroyed, throw shitfit, saying how it's totally a family heirloom or some shit.

Profit.

>>9083270
Its great.
I love being dominated by strong women

Is is possible to play a Discworld dwarf without either being a weird rebel (like Littlebottom or Casanunda) or be stereotypically Jewish?

>>9083301
AND a heavy masochist. Senses so dulled that she can only be sexually gratified if she's nearly flayed alive.

>>9083309
Yeah.
In unseen academicals theres that gay dwarf fashion designer.
He doesnt give a shit about money he just loves to design clothes.
Carrot is also a dwarf.

Holy shit, there was entire game based on the damn thing and I wasn't informed?


WHERE I CAN GET THE CORE RULEBOOKS

>>9083309
Deep dwarf. Stereotypically Muslim.

>>9083303

On the Discworld, all wizards are expected to have beards, and some even wear fake ones when in public. Give the female wizard a fake beard to wear, since she believes it to be a vital part of being a wizard. And crossdressing is a big part of British comedy anyway.

>>9083303

I like it

>>9083304

I like to be dominant, but I might swap for someone to try it out

>>9083315

I am liking this, could you rewrite my character background then? Then just vampire or werewolf

>>9083272
What can I say? Some people want their victory to be hard-earned and sweet, rather than boring and handed to them on a silver platter.

Sometimes, people like challenge. There's no challenge if you're a super-badass who's inherently going to win.

>>9083315
Lecherous handles that.
Severe masochism to the point that you lose HP when you have sex would probably call for some extra modifier. I would import the Extremely Hazardous modifier from Duty, making the base cost of Lecherous worth an extra -5.

>>9083337

This is why I love /tg/

>>9083259
No.
If you were a Sourceress you'd bring about the Apocralypse.

Thats what happened with Coin at any rate.

>>9083348

Could you rewrite her history, I am starting to like this

>>9083322

The first one is what I meant as an weird rebel, since he goes directly against Dwarf norms. I'm mostly wondering if there's a way to make a non-deviant dwarf without making him way too obviously Jewish.

>>9083327
http://www.sjgames.com/gurps/books/Discworld/
http://www.sjgames.com/gurps/books/discworldalso/

>>9083309
Possible.
Make the Dorf like Silver or something.

"Yeah Gold is great and all. But look at the Luster of this silver?"
*Dorf Starts drooling over silver.*
*Other dorfs are dumbstruck.*

>>9083365
No thanks, I'm not into that. I just love statting ridiculous shit.

>>9083356

Okay, I will cut back if you guys help me and make sure she still stays sexy

>>9083345

I agree completely, I meant "weak, pathetic underdog" as a good thing.

>>9083380
We're just telling you how to make it realistic. The story as it is now is ridiculous mary sue level.

>>9083309
The dwarf playwrite.
Doesnt like gold or drinking, just loves to write plays.

It seems to me that Dwarves all seem to have obsessive personalities.
Dwarf Jews: Love gold and money to a huge extent so that they've based their life around it
Dwarf open women: Want everyone to know that they are a female dwarf (dont hit on my you silly boyz) and wear overly intricate dresses and hats and things. Decorate axes with glitter.

>>9083377

Make it even better, make the said orf absolutely crazy over stoneworks. Obsessive compulsive dorfs would be hilarious to play.

>>9083366
Dorf that grew up in the dorf family will be a jew. Or deviant/parody.

>>9083338
Vampires are undead and to my knowledge have no magical abilty. (Becuase there dead.)

Werewolves are an unknown factor. But probably wouldnt work becuase when turned into a Wolf she couldnt speak, do the hand gestures, use her staff or etc.

>>9083377

So while shaving your beard is as perverted to dwarves as shitting dick nipples, this dwarf is more on the level of a foot fetishist? I kinda like it, even if it's not really what I was talking about.

>>9083400
Dont forget Casanunda, hes obsessed with women indifferent to all other things.
Seems dwarves just obsess over something and dedicate themselves in the pursuit of whatever it is

>>9083404

Then cut both out

>>9083400
Are we talking touhoudorf here?

>>9083338
To build it, torrent powers and basic set. Torrent Magic for list of all spells.
This asumes 4th edition...
If it's 3rd just sink ALL your points into improving passive defense so you can never ever be hit.

>>9083400

When I say DW dwarves are jews, I don't really mean the gold part. I mean how they're a model of a closely knit community living in the middle of another culture, and using strict rituals and so on to keep the culture from being assimilated.

>>9083383
Right now were getting somewhere.

First off it depends on what you want to play without being insane.

If you want to play a Werewolf Chick thats fine. If you wanted to add something to that (Like being a Female Werewolf Assassin or something.) Then that would be a little wierd but still entirely possible. (Girl was dropped off at the Assassin guild by mistake or something.)

>>9083433
PD 6 is the limit, at least with sane GMs. Only higher if he decides to go for the Bulletproof Nudity rule, which I would strongly suggest against in any serious campaign.

>>9083446
I dunno, City Dorfs remind me about Irishman more than anything.

Is Dolf the only golem with free will, or does the other "liberated" golems have free will as well? It was so long since I read Feet of Clay, I can't really remember.

>>9083449
If you wanted to play a female vampire thats also fine (Make her a Journalist or something.)

If you really want magical abilties just play a Witch.
(Becuase thats how it works. Men with magical abilties are trained as Wizards while women are trained as Witchs. Same power level, just differnt uses for the magic. Not to mention Witchs get Headology. While Wizards are Cosmic Wild Cards.)

>>9083460
>serious campaign
>Discworld
>wat

>>9083449

I think it would be best to focus on a more realistic character that fits my wishes

And you convinced me /tg/, GURPS is not that bad. It has all these things to make the character I want, all that matters is points

>>9083478
Dorfl is the only one with 100% free will.
The others have very leiniant rules.
Basically just the no killing one.
Mr Pump is pretty close though since his words say "No killing, unless ordered to by the proper authorities."

>>9083494

Okay

>>9083478
Dolfs goal was to use his money to purchase other golems and free them.

He's still saving up for it.

>>9083499

No, there are more free ones. Mr.Pump is just one of the unfree ones who works in government.

>>9083383
To make a regular sexy masochist werewolf chick:
Buy Alternate Form: Wolf (cost will vary depending on what werewolves are like in this world)
Buy Appearance: Very Beautiful
Buy Lecherous, CR 12 (not Extremely Hazardous because most masochistic practices actually aren't)
Many levels in Sex Appeal and Erotic Art
And then come up with a personality to make the character interesting.

OP here, can someone refine my character concept and focus on the elf rape and magic powers?

>>9083470

True, come to think of it they could be indentified with any close-knit "exiled" people. Terry himself once wrote that he never intended dwarves to be jews, it's just coincidental.

>>9083517
The quote
"Most golems didnt kill because they had words in their heads telling them not to, Dorfl however didnt kill because he had decided not to"
Seems to imply that dorfl is the only one without any words

>>9083523

They can turn at anypoint in time but they HAVE to turn into a wolf during the full moon.
For some unknown reason female werewolves lose all their clothes when transforming, males keep a pair of under pants on.

>>9083528
A later book (Going Postal) introduced a group who raises money to let golems buy themselves. The group is now mostly golems.

>>9083505
The Cosmic Wild Card thing is actually kinda funny.

Wizards can go anywhere and tinker,touch,inspect or mess around with stuff they shouldnt be messing around with, with no reprecussions.

(Lost Continent the Wizards take a piece of magic chalk from a god and start trying to draw a duck by committe. The god sits there dumbstruck and puzzled over what the heck there doing. By the end of it they create the Platypus.)

>>9083544
oh right I forgot about that.
I'm a moron never mind

>>9083523

Any ideas?

>>9083528
Well no.
He has words in his head.
His is just a reciept saying "The bearer of this reciept is the new owner."

>>9083563
Sex appeal is fun and all but it ain't much to base a character around.

Read some Discworld books and pick someone you like. There's no shame in stealing ideas.

>>9083546
That whole incident was hilarious.
There was another bit in that book where if a wizard sees a sign saying "DO NOT PRESS THIS BUTTON! IT WILL DESTROY THE UNIVERSE! NO REALLY DONT, DONT EVEN PRESS IT TO SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU PRESS IT!"
A wizard would press it to see what happens.

>>9083551

They are still dealing with their newfound freedom, it is weird for them and Dorfl is the most adjusted

>>9083574

He's also something as interesting as an atheist on a world where miracles, magic and supernatural beings are relatively common, and where denying gods will make you get hit by lightning bolts and find plauges of frogs in your bedpan. That's just how much balls he has.

>>9083543
Same thing with Vampires. Male Vampire have all there clothes when they change back from a bat/swarm of bats.
Females are in the nude.

This culminated into naked mud wrestling between Angua and a female vamp named Sally.

Which was FUCKING AWESOME.

(Also Werewolves seem submissive or wanting to be submissive around Vampires.)

>>9083611
Balls of stone, lol

Just make her a member of the Guild of Seamstresses and get it over with.

>>9083618
Sally made fun of that
"all we need now is a paying auidience"

>>9083623

More like balls of clay if you want to get technical.

>>9083630

Hmmm, I like that as well

>>9083618
The whole submissive to vampires thing is because Vampires are the head honchos in uberwald.
Angua seems pretty dominant most of the time.

>>9083623
Clay, even. And feet.

>>9083640
Erotic Art is your job skill, roll it every month to see how much money you get

>>9083578
Wizards are fun. :D

But seriously I love the Unseen Univeristy Staff every book there in makes the story ten times better.
Munstrum,the Dean, Bursar, Chair of Studies,Runes. There all awesome and fit the Cosmic wild Card aspect.

>>9083634
Which was also awesome.

And in a wierd way broke the forth wall as you had readers who'd have given there next paychecks for something kinky to happen.

>>9083640

A werewolf "seamstress" who hates nothing more than customers who want her to "sew" while in wolf form?

>>9083662
Theres some fanart of that bit

>>9083666

These are all good ideas, all of them sexy and kinky, but fitting in with discworld

>>9083671

>>9083643
If you read the book she had been trying to stay dominant and in charge every time Sally was around becuase as soon as she got around her she wanted to go submissive.

And Vampires are not dominant in Uberwald.
It's a wierd impasse between everything there.
Remember Angua's family were a powerful force within the region.

>>9083679

Discworld is full of sex jokes, it's just that they are almost always implied and "off screen", which keeps it tasteful and avoids the awkward sex scenes that tend you pop in other fantasy books. Discworld characters have sex and some of it is probably quite kinky, but they do it during scene cuts.

>>9083679
Exactly.

I vote for Werewolf Seamstress instead of making her a dark and brooding sex fiend instead make her into a bit of an air-head or something. (A Happy, puppy like enthusiam.)

>>9083715
>>9083719

Thank you /tg/

>>9083719

I was thinking more like she tries to do her job, but keeps running into what we would call furries and zoophiles. And it would end in violence and loss of reproductive functions.

>>9083715
In fact the only two scenes that had any actual sexual nudity was in the Colour of Magic and the already mentioned seen with Angua and Sally.

>>9083732
Take some Berserk (Trigger: Furries)

>>9083666
>>9083679
If you're going for maximum sexiness go for a hot werewolf assassin or thief.
Occasionally she'll use her looks to get close to the mark and lure him to bed before murdering him or knocking him out and stealing his stuff.
Prostitutes arent particularly sexy.

>>9083732
Wouldnt happen.
Werewolves are fucking vicious. If she doesnt want to have sex and you try and press it you'll wind up with some very important parts of your body turned into her new chew toys.

I'd still think she should have an overall carefree,optimistic and happy-go-lucky attitude (Along with acting like an overgrown puppy.)

Add in the seamstress thing, plenty of "DAAAAAAW!" and some sex and OP gets what she wants.

>>9083753
>Prostitutes arent particularly sexy.

Yeah... sure... whatever works for you, man...

>>9083736

I wouldn't really call the scene between Sally and Angua sexual, since it's really more about built-up distrust and dramatic tension between them than anything sexy. In fact, it practically stops as soon as Sally mentions that the whole situation is unintentionally sexy. After that, Angua is too busy feeling awkward to be angry.

>>9083761
Hot female thief, very agile and flexible - Sexy
Hot Female Assassin, Dangerous, cunning and Agile - sexy
Hot Female prostitute, someone who has sex for money - kinda sexy.

Personal opinion is that prositutes arent as sexy as assassins and thieves

>>9083715
I thought the sex between Angua and Carrot was handled well.

>>9083774
I meant for the reader it was sorta sexual.

You have two hot chicks wrestling wach other in the mud. You even have Sally unwittingly breaking the fourth wall in mentioning folks would pay money to be watching that fight.

The idea is that while in the story it's not really sexual to the reader it's "HOLY SHIT! THIS IS AWESOME!"

>>9083759

Discworld Women are never DAAAAAW, they are badasses, introvert philosophers, dumb bimbos you're supposed to pitty and/or so tsundere.

>>9083787
Make her an erotic dancer then (Think Tawnee.) They're remarked as being sexy.
And how Nobbs got ahold of her is still beyond me.

>>9083805

I see what I mean. Personally though, I was too focused on the drama to notice the sexy stuff. Oh, okay. So maybe I spend a bit more time imagining Sally naked than I really had to.

>>9083819
Well the one Werewolf Girl from Reaper Man was sorta Daaaw.

And I had meant Daaaw as in emotionally cute.

>>9083837

*see what you mean.

Too distracted thinking about Sally's small, firm butt to spell correctly.

>>9083825
Its explained by angua and sally to cheerie.

No one asked her out because she was so hot that all the men with half a brain cell thought "Ah she'd never go for a guy like me"
Nobby who is so used to rejection thinks "Why not its worth a shot"
At this point she thinks theres something wrong with her so she gladly accepts.
Then they get along really really well, her simple mind is perfect for nobbys silly jokes.

>>9083850

And Discworld women are hardly ever emotinally cute, as it's hard to be "emotinally cute" and strongwilled at the same time. Maybe some of the Monstrous Region ladies could count. The lesbian couple was pretty touching.

>>9083856
I KNOW that.

But still! IT'S FUCKING NOBBS! The guy who had to have a certificate signed by Havelock himself and the Midwife who delievered him to prove that he's human.
And he goes and picks up a chick like that? I was half expecting the universe to break down or something.

>>9083753
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>>9083883

Thanks for the help /tg/, I promise not to derail/ruin the group and I will try out GURPS

>>9083887
You and everyone else on the disc

>>9083887

That's the joke. And it just made me feel even more sorry for his girlfriend. I mean, that's not setting your standards low. That's digging a hole so deep it opens to the bottom of the disc, and then drop your standards into the emptyness of space. THAT low.

>>9083883
But it still happens and logically could be expected to happen.
(The books which center on or mention certain female characters have always tended to be the hard boiled side.)

>>9083887
What you should be asking is "WHY DID HE DUMP HER?!"
Eventually she was going to get wise to the fact that she could do better than him, but why not enjoy the ride while it lasts, especially if you look like nobby considering no one that hot will pay him that kind of attention ever again

>>9083909
Come back to us and tell us what you make and how the session went.

>>9083956
Nobbs is wierd like that.

Maybe he felt uncomfortable with the whole thing. I mean hell he knows damned well he aint a fair prize and was probably feeling a bit guilty about holding her back when she could do much better.
That coupled with it being really out of line with how the universe is supposed to work.

>>9083987
I'd probably feel that way if I were going out with someone millions of miles out of my league.
Mainly because i'd be paranoid that she would cheat on me at every oppurtunity.
Better to end it before I get too attached and hurt

>>9083987
Well I hope that he at least gets together with that woman that throws fish at him sometimes.
I want him to have a happy ending