>>9221750

Take him away! Boooo!

Exalted and D&D4e walk into a bar. Exalted says to 4e "Man, I see you here all the time." 4e says back to him "Yeah, I come here and eat lunch and dinner here every day." Exalted says "Isn't that expensive?" 4e says back to him "Nah, it costs the same as if I was making it myself."

only one I know

GURPS, BESM, Cortex, True20, and Basic Roleplaying walk into a bar. Cortex says to True20 "Hey, why are you here?" True20 replies "I don't know, the GM said we all had to meet up here."

DnD 3E and 43 walk into a bar

3E kills 4E for being a disgrace

Mage: the Ascension and Mage: the Awakening walk into a bar. Mage: the Ascension immediately walks out.

>>9221785

Werewolf: the Apocalypse and any other RPG walk into a bar. Apocalypse uses Sense Wyrm.

Urza planeswalks into a bar.. Two weeks later Phyrexians invade.

>>9221770
I don't get it.

A cloud of helium floats into a bar.
The bartender says: "We don't serve noble gases here."
The helium doesn't react.

>>9221868
First to actually make me chuckle.

>>9221858
There's nothing to get.

>>9221868

nWoD walks into a bar.

>FUCKING WHITE WOLF

D&D 3.5E and D&D 4E walk into a pub.

They notice each at the bar, bro fist, and take a table in the corner.

Once there, they discuss their weekly Eclipse Phase campaign being run by Call of Cthulhu. Exalted later comes by and sits there is his fucking velvet frock-coat, drinking cosmopolitans, but it's ok because he has pretty cool ideas even though he fails to implement them all that well a lot of the time.

Three bars later they run into L5R and start arguing over who gets to hit on BESM, because they're that drunk.
CthulhuTech comes over and tries diplomacy, and it works only because they all fall back on their collective hobby of mocking him in what he hopes is an affectionate manner.

4E and Exalted stumble home to the apartment they share with Magic: The Gathering and find him fucking Dragon Age P&P on the couch.

Legend of Five Rings and Seventh Sea approach the door to a bar at the same time. L5R steps back, arms folded in her kimono sleeves, bowing slightly; the man is to be allowed precedence. SS steps back, doffing his plumed hat; honor demands he make way for the lady.

The point of etiquette and honor cannot be settle amicably. They duel with magnificent grace and splendid panache. Onlookers will never forget.

>>9221945

Whoops, not OP, name left over from another thread.

Mike Pohjola walks into a bar and punches everyone who doesn't know him in the face.

Ambulance comes fifteen minutes later because Mike's crying and holding his face. Nobody else is.

4th edition walks into a bar and sees 3.5. Having been apart for three years, the two stand awkwardly, father and son, until eventually they hug. Without a word, the two exit the bar and head across town, where they find 2E reading to AD&D at his bedside. As they enter, the old codger wakes up and smiles, and the four generations sit down together to go delve into dungeons and fight dragons.

These are so bad - why are they all so bad?

A seal walks into a club.

>>9221935
The next day, Riddle of Steel demands to know where the fucking rent is.

3.5 wakes up in bed beside nWoD and timidly asks if it was good for her. She smiles, but oWoD bursts in like some screaming drama queen even though she hasn't spoken to 3.5 since that whole Monte Cook incident.

Somewhere, Pokemon is telling Yu-Gi-Oh it's ok, most guys are done quickly their first time.

40k walks into a bar. It was heresy.

>>9222044

Ok, the last line there got me

>>9221935
>>9222044

...
What the fuck.
I mean that was awesome, but what the fuck?

>>9222044

On the news, 40k is arrested for racial violence.
Dark Heresy is given a lenient sentence for being complicit under duress.

Rogue Trader denies knowing either of them, but the heartbroken look in Dark Heresy's direction says it all 'You poor son of a bitch, I know you never meant for this.'

WHRPG and WHFB walk into a bar. They tolerate each other for an hour before starting an endless bitchfest about how they have completely different values and views.

Then WHRP keels over from bubonic plague.

>>9222092
The D&D guys feel bad, but they haven't really talked in too long. It's hard to know how to take it. Exalted, lacking any goddamn context, suggests they go out again - WFRP, WHFB, and Mordheim finally got themselves a gig once WFRP made up her goddamn mind about playing bass or synth.

Seventh Sea assures them 'It's weird, she's not as good as she used to be, but it seems like you were something of a rolemodel, 4E. Remember, when you showed her that musical composition program you used?"

At the gig Spirit of the Century and Savage Worlds are talking quietly in a corner.

It is best not to speculate.

As an aside, FATAL is blowing one of the roadies in the corridor near the bathrooms.

>>9222206
I would honestly read this.

>>9222206
Later on, Paranoia comes in and drags FATAL out to his squad car. He/she/it feebly protests or attempts to bribe him with cheap sexual favours the whole way.

Spirit of the Century watches Paranoia every step of the way, and Savage Worlds headed to bar again without evening finishing that last drink.

Bloodbowl starts the night by crowdsurfing, and ends by knocking some chick's tooth out.
She goes home with him. Helluva guy. Somefuckinghow.

Call of Cthulhu doesn't show up. In fact, no one's seen Call of Cthulhu in a couple of days. Her answering machine message is some bullshit about a yellow sign. 4E blames those games of Don't Rest Your Head she's been playing with Unknown Armies and Scion. No one feels convinced...


I... I think I'm done. And this is probably a sign that I should sleep.

D&D and Violence walk up to a bar together, kick in the door, kill everyone inside and loot the room. As they make their getaway Violence spends the whole time complaining about why he never gets any of the good loot.

>>9222405
Pathfinder promises 3.5. a discount, for old times sake, but finding CoC isn't going to be easy.

"Shadowrun and Delta Green are going to be on this too," she says, strapping on a new eyepatch - the black one with a little pink skull on it he used to adore. "Delta Green at least does things by the book. If Shadowrun and her feds get involved..."

>>9221750
God help me, I laughed anyway.
>>9221868
I hate you so much. That cracked me up.
>>9222405
>>9222206
>>9222092
>>9222044
>>9221935
Dear God, what?

>>9222519
Si this going to continue? I'm oddly compelled.

>>9222519

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"nWoD..." he says, from the comfort of the bed. But she won't turn back, checking the safety on her 9mm before even getting dressed.
"nWoD, please, just let it go."
"I can't."
No shouting. Her voice is firm, though he can see her naked silhouette tremble in the dawn light.
"CoC was my friend, 3.5. I don't know how you can just let him go, but 'victim of a violent mugging' isn't good enough for me. Muggers don't melt pavement."

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"It's not too late to turn back, Exalted."
"Fuck you, All Flesh Must Be Eaten."
"Either turn back, or submit to Tale-"
"THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS TALES OF NEW CROBUZON YOU PSYCHOTIC SON OF A BITCH!"