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  • File : 1271399605.png-(154 KB, 320x220, terminator_in_flames.png)
    154 KB Terminator Quest CPU !!WBgKxxhAACV 04/16/10(Fri)02:33 No.9222524  
    >>9215590

    >22
    >Attempt to re-orient self in defensive stance. Wait for attack to parry, then proceed to counter-attack with either further limb removal or, if possible, decapitation

    Attack detected, moving to parry. Successful. Human mace hooked onto beard of axe. Human force momentarily exceeding own. Axe lost. Unit unarmed.

    Action, roll 1d100.
    >> Sub-processor 898 04/16/10(Fri)02:35 No.9222562
    Can we knock down a wall with sufficient force to escape combat? This processor has also forgotten how to roll.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/10(Fri)02:35 No.9222567
    rolled 68 = 68

    >>9222524
    Rush forward, close enough to be too close for the mace. Headbut Chieftain.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/10(Fri)02:35 No.9222569
    rolled 12 = 12

    >>9222524
    Lunge and crush that son of a bitch.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/10(Fri)02:35 No.9222579
    rolled 86 = 86

    >>9222567
    YES!

    HEADBUTT
    HEADBUTT
    HEADBUTT
    >> Anonymous 04/16/10(Fri)02:36 No.9222588
    Wait for him to swing and avoid the attack, he will be off balance due to the loss of his arm changing his centre of gravity. Step in close and draw dagger. Punch at the trachea while seeking to drive the dagger under the ribs and up into the vital organs.
    >> Subproccesor Weapons MRO 04/16/10(Fri)02:36 No.9222590
    rolled 31 = 31

    >>9222524
    We're unarmed? Fuck.

    Punch him in the face, attempt to retrieve weapon.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/10(Fri)02:36 No.9222594
    rolled 12 = 12

    >>9222524
    Use our head vulcans. Have Elaine fire her bazooka.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/10(Fri)02:36 No.9222597
    rolled 53 = 53

    >>9222524
    well shit...remain defensive. wait for attack wide enough to allow us to use our superior speed to get up behind opponent and put them in a head lock. attempt to break neck. regain axe and dual-wield with mace afterward.
    skynet be with this dice roll...
    >> Subproccesor Weapons MRO 04/16/10(Fri)02:37 No.9222606
    >>9222562
    Type dice+1d100 in E-mail field.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/10(Fri)02:37 No.9222607
    rolled 56 = 56

    >>9222594
    Elaine used her last shot on the tanks.
    >> CPU !!WBgKxxhAACV 04/16/10(Fri)02:38 No.9222614
    >68
    >Rush forward, close enough to be too close for the mace. Headbutt Chieftain.

    Unexpected attack successful. Chieftan momentarily stunned from iron helmeted iron head headbutt. Next strike may prove decisive.

    Declare action, roll 1d100.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/10(Fri)02:38 No.9222615
    rolled 39 = 39

    >>9222588
    >> Anonymous 04/16/10(Fri)02:38 No.9222619
    rolled 1 = 1

    >>9222614
    CRUSH HIS NECK
    >> Anonymous 04/16/10(Fri)02:38 No.9222620
    >>9222562
    The enemy has rallied around the hall we're in. We wouldn't get far.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/10(Fri)02:38 No.9222631
    >>9222619
    Fuck.
    >> Sub-processor 898 04/16/10(Fri)02:38 No.9222633
    >>9222606

    Thank you, fellow subprocessor.

    My previous query is still unanswered.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/10(Fri)02:39 No.9222637
    Lot of fatal suggestions here. Just to reiterate, he's missing an arm and reasons for taking him alive have already been given.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/10(Fri)02:39 No.9222641
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    >>9222619
    ...well fuck
    >> Anonymous 04/16/10(Fri)02:39 No.9222643
    Has the previous thread been archived?
    >> Anonymous 04/16/10(Fri)02:39 No.9222645
    rolled 84 = 84

    Disarm him and bludgeon him to death with his own mace.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/10(Fri)02:39 No.9222649
    rolled 46 = 46

    >>9222637
    Mind suggesting how to take him alive? He's armed, armored, and drugged out of his mind.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/10(Fri)02:40 No.9222654
    >>9222637
    What were those reasons again?
    >> Subproccesor Weapons MRO 04/16/10(Fri)02:40 No.9222656
    rolled 46 = 46

    Grab him in order to force him down, break neck.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/10(Fri)02:42 No.9222676
    >>9222607
    Damnit, now Zol is going to show us up AGAIN.
    Subprocessor terminating self in protest.
    >> Subproccesor Weapons MRO 04/16/10(Fri)02:44 No.9222705
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    >>9222619
    Do you see this man? This man is a paedophile, and massive IRL troll, he left £400,000 to THE GIRL SCOUTS as a massive FUCK YOU when he died.

    If you were trapped in a fire along side this man and I could only save one of you, I would STILL pull this guy out. That's how much I hate you.
    >> CPU !!WBgKxxhAACV 04/16/10(Fri)02:45 No.9222723
    >Can we knock down a wall with sufficient force to escape combat?

    Wall could be knocked down. Time requirement would leave unit open to attack.

    >1
    CRUSH HIS NECK
    Hands applied to windpipe. Choking in progress. Enemy attack from behind unit detected! Evasive action too late! Sword thrust successful! Location: base of neck! ALERT: PRIMARY POWER TRANSFER FEED DAMAGED!

    ALERT: PRIMARY POWER TRANSFER FEED DAMAGED!

    ALERT: PRIMARY POWER TRANSFER FEED DAMAGED!

    ALERT: PRIMARY POWER TRANSFER FE--

    (cont)
    >> Anonymous 04/16/10(Fri)02:46 No.9222750
    >>9222723
    :O
    >>9222619
    FFF GODDAMNIT YOU PIECE OF SHIT
    >> Anonymous 04/16/10(Fri)02:47 No.9222762
    rolled 77 = 77

    >>9222723
    RE-ROUTE SECONDARY CIRCUITS! COMMENCE EMERGENCY REBOOT!

    'SKYNET WILL NOT LET ME DIE SO EASILY, SCUM!'
    >> Subproccesor Weapons MRO 04/16/10(Fri)02:48 No.9222774
    >>9222723
    Switch to redundant back up systems.

    It takes more than that to kill a terminator.
    >> CPU !!WBgKxxhAACV 04/16/10(Fri)02:48 No.9222777
    BACKUP POWER TRANSFER FEED ON-LINE

    POWER TO CPU ACTIVE

    TIME ELAPSED SINCE INVOLUNTARY SYSTEM SHUTDOWN: 01:38
    >> Anonymous 04/16/10(Fri)02:49 No.9222797
    >>9222777
    Survey area! Assess any immediate threats! Resume subroutine 'RIP AND TEAR'!
    >> Anonymous 04/16/10(Fri)02:50 No.9222806
    >>9222777
    Internal damage assessment. External status report. Optics and audio.
    >> Sub-processor 898 04/16/10(Fri)02:50 No.9222808
    >>9222777

    Our adversaries surely think we are dead. What are there current locations, if still inside the building?
    >> Subroutine:Morale 04/16/10(Fri)02:50 No.9222818
    >>9222777
    Place hand to back of neck- evaluate damage.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/10(Fri)02:50 No.9222820
    Assess current situation. Hold form still to avoid visual confirmation of terminator unit's status. Use infared and audio sensors to detect possible threats.
    >> Subproccesor Weapons MRO 04/16/10(Fri)02:51 No.9222823
    >>9222806
    >>9222797
    Confirming.
    >> CPU !!WBgKxxhAACV 04/16/10(Fri)02:53 No.9222853
    OPTICAL SENSORS ACTIVE

    LOCATION: DOORFRAME, GREAT HALL, ENEMY SETTLEMENT

    POSITION: PRONE, ENEMY CHIEFTAN STANDING NEXT TO SELF. ENEMY CHIEFTAN HOLDING HUMAN FEMALE LIDECA BY THROAT.

    AUDIO SENSORS ACTIVE

    "boy's broken this shameful whore daughter of yours, Mac Bair, and now I'm gonna choke her to death the same way your man tried to choke me! And yer gonna watch!"

    Action, roll 1d100.
    >> Sub-processor 898 04/16/10(Fri)02:55 No.9222878
    rolled 83 = 83

    >>9222524

    ACTIVATE ROUTINE HEART PUNCH. SKYNET CANNOT FAIL
    >> Anonymous 04/16/10(Fri)02:55 No.9222891
    >>9222853
    did our sensors kick in partway through his sentence?
    >> Anonymous 04/16/10(Fri)02:56 No.9222899
    >>9222878
    YES YES YES YES YES YES YES

    CONFIRM ACTION, ALONG WITH SITUATIONALLY APPROPRIATE ONE-LINER
    >> Subroutine:Morale 04/16/10(Fri)02:57 No.9222912
    >>9222878
    I LOVE YOU AND ALL YOU STAND FOR.

    PUNCH THAT ENEMY CHIEFTAIN'S HEART OUT AND HOLD ONTO THAT MOTHERFUCKER.

    ROAR YOUR HATRED AND DRIVE TO ELIMINATE ALL HUMANS AS YOU DO SO.
    >> Sub-processor 898 04/16/10(Fri)02:57 No.9222924
    rolled 89 = 89

    >>9222878

    "Bear witness the power of skynet!" In our most commanding and fear inspiring voice on file.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/10(Fri)02:58 No.9222936
    rolled 66 = 66

    Sweep the chieftan off his feet from our prone positon beside him.
    >> Subproccesor Weapons MRO 04/16/10(Fri)02:59 No.9222939
    >>9222878
    Alrigh, good rolls to start off with.

    We want to try to get Lideca out of the way.

    How far are we from enemy chief? What's the status of Mac Bair and other allies?
    >> Subroutine:Morale 04/16/10(Fri)02:59 No.9222954
    NOW -THIS- WAS A BATTLE WORTHY OF RETELLING IN THE NAME OF SKYNET.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/10(Fri)03:00 No.9222967
    >>9222939
    We...just rose from the dead and punched out his heart in front of everyone present. The enemy chieftain and the guards are a non-issue.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/10(Fri)03:00 No.9222968
    Quick, a one-liner!
    >> Anonymous 04/16/10(Fri)03:01 No.9222981
    >>9222968
    "Didn't think youd have the *heart* to hurt a lovely lady..."
    >> Subroutine:Morale 04/16/10(Fri)03:02 No.9222989
    "SURPRISE CUNTWAFFLE!"
    >> Subproccesor Weapons MRO 04/16/10(Fri)03:02 No.9222996
    >>9222967
    Yeah, but if only Mac Bair is present and he's surrounded by the enemies guards we might want to take the enemy's chief alive.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/10(Fri)03:02 No.9223002
    >>9222968
    "I don't think he has the HEART to hurt her, do you, McBair?" Crush chieftan's heart in hand.
    >> CPU !!WBgKxxhAACV 04/16/10(Fri)03:03 No.9223012
    >84
    >ACTIVATE ROUTINE HEART PUNCH. SKYNET CANNOT FAIL

    Unit reactivation undetected. Unit move to standing position unnoticed. Unit strike preparation unseen.

    Unit strike felt.

    Unit external armor damaged. Unit right hand tissue damaged.
    Target rear armor broken. Target heart torn loose. Target front armor broken. Target heart exposed.

    Target terminated.
    >> Subproccesor Weapons MRO 04/16/10(Fri)03:03 No.9223023
    >>9222968
    >>9222989
    >>9222981
    I say we go with

    "SURPRISE FUCKERS!"
    >> Anonymous 04/16/10(Fri)03:04 No.9223030
    >>"boy's broken this shameful whore daughter of yours
    >>boy's

    Let's execute all his sons when we get a chance.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/10(Fri)03:05 No.9223050
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    >>9223012
    IN THE NAME OF SKYNET, I TERMINATE THEE!
    >> Anonymous 04/16/10(Fri)03:05 No.9223057
    >>9222853
    Wow. How many times has she been raped now?

    Castrations all around! We'll make a day out of it.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/10(Fri)03:05 No.9223065
    >>9223030
    Most heart-ily seconded.
    >> Subroutine:Morale 04/16/10(Fri)03:05 No.9223068
    >>9223012
    Ask Mac Buir:

    "Status update, Chieftain?"
    >> Anonymous 04/16/10(Fri)03:07 No.9223093
    >>9223057
    >>Wow. How many times has she been raped now?
    Two, I think. Unless either time had multiple instances... or if she was just beaten/tortured normally this time.

    >>Castrations all around! We'll make a day out of it.
    I think I love you.
    >> Subproccesor Weapons MRO 04/16/10(Fri)03:07 No.9223098
    >>9223012
    Keep heart held out in front of him, let him look at it while the life drains from his eyes.

    Conduct surroundings check, locate Mac Bair and Lideca and any other Humans in the vicinity.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/10(Fri)03:08 No.9223115
    FEED HIM HIS OWN HEART

    "HAVE A HEARTY MEAL, ON ME!"
    >> Anonymous 04/16/10(Fri)03:08 No.9223122
    >>9223012
    Remove our arm from the body and let it fall unceremoniously to the ground.
    >> CPU !!WBgKxxhAACV 04/16/10(Fri)03:10 No.9223143
    Awaiting some consensus on post-heart destruction action. Subprocessors seconding actions/statements they like will speed the process.
    >> Subroutine:Morale 04/16/10(Fri)03:11 No.9223159
    >>Unit right hand tissue damaged.

    Wait- shit. We just punched through a sheet of plate mail, a person's ribcage, grabbed a heart, out the other end of the ribcage, and out the another sheet of metal. I think our skin layer may be fucked up.

    Guys. Infiltration might be over. . .
    >> Anonymous 04/16/10(Fri)03:12 No.9223170
    >>9223143
    Recommending the actions of letting chieftan die watching his own heart torn out of his chest, then removing arm from chest cavity and letting it fall unceremoniously to the ground while recieting either >>9223050 or >>9222924 before the chieftan dies
    >> Anonymous 04/16/10(Fri)03:12 No.9223172
    >>9223143
    Still waiting on a damage report and status of friendly Chieftain/soldiers at can be seen.

    Personally, checking if Lideca is injured followed by reengaging hostiles seems to be good.
    >> Sub-processor 898 04/16/10(Fri)03:12 No.9223185
    >>9222924

    Seconding my own action...
    >> Anonymous 04/16/10(Fri)03:13 No.9223199
    >>9223159
    >>9223159
    The gifts of SKYNET. Which we wish to bring to all who live on this world.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/10(Fri)03:14 No.9223215
    >>9222924
    >>9223122
    I like these two, then this >>9223068
    >> Subproccesor Weapons MRO 04/16/10(Fri)03:14 No.9223223
    On reflection, taking the unceremoniously allowing the heart to fall approach seems more practical.

    We may want avoid drawing attention to our damaged hand from the time being, after all.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/10(Fri)03:15 No.9223239
    >>9223159
    >>9223199
    If tissue damage is extensive enough so that metal endo-skeleton is visible, recommend playing it off as a miracle of skynet that it gives to its chosen in moments of dire circumstances. Play off resurrection as being another miracle of skynet for those with 'unfinished business' left in this world.
    >> Subroutine:Morale 04/16/10(Fri)03:16 No.9223253
    Observe Mac Buir-

    What is his current status? Is he injured? How has he reacted to our actions/appearance?
    >> Anonymous 04/16/10(Fri)03:17 No.9223265
    >>9223253

    Yes, status update please.
    >> CPU !!WBgKxxhAACV 04/16/10(Fri)03:19 No.9223323
    >did our sensors kick in partway through his sentence?
    Affirmative.

    >Wait- shit. We just punched through a sheet of plate mail, a person's ribcage, grabbed a heart, out the other end of the ribcage, and out the another sheet of metal. I think our skin layer may be fucked up.
    The chainmail glove prevented some of the damage to tissue. Right hand is currently exposed, but within regeneration parameters.

    >Still waiting on a damage report and status of friendly Chieftain/soldiers at can be seen.
    One (1) minor nobleman dead, one (1) moderately injured. Three (3) men-at-arms dead, two (2) seriously injured, two (2) with minor injuries. Rowab with minor injuries.

    From actions of enemy personnel, Jinxman Andrus is seizing opportune moment to enhance their fear.

    >Personally, checking if Lideca is injured followed by reengaging hostiles seems to be good.
    Lideca was dropped by enemy chieftan upon termination. Currently curled up on Great Hall entrance.
    >> Sub-processor 898 04/16/10(Fri)03:21 No.9223357
    Requesting a diagnostic run on self.
    >> Subroutine:Morale 04/16/10(Fri)03:22 No.9223367
    >>9223323
    Pull our arm out of the enemy chieftain.
    Get down on one knee, offer the heart to Mac Buir. Then ask him:

    "What would you have me do now, Chieftain?"
    >> Sub-processor 898 04/16/10(Fri)03:24 No.9223393
    >>9223367

    We are trying to assume a commanding role within this community. This proc does not agree with this course of action.
    >> Subproccesor Weapons MRO 04/16/10(Fri)03:24 No.9223396
    >>9223323
    Could we get a report on enemies strength? At lest those in the vicinity.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/10(Fri)03:24 No.9223400
    >>9223367
    Arguing against. Too ceremonious given the circumstances. Reengage closest enemy target.
    >> CPU !!WBgKxxhAACV 04/16/10(Fri)03:24 No.9223404
    >"Bear witness the power of skynet!" In our most commanding and fear inspiring voice on file.

    Skynet converts gained: six (6) men-at-arms, Rowab.

    >Mac Bair
    At least a dozen minor and superficial injuries. Use of combat drug to push human body beyond natural limits will lead to long-term bodily damage if function is similar to phenylcyclohexylpiperidine.

    Facial features: shock and awe.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/10(Fri)03:24 No.9223409
    >>9223367
    Seconding the offering of the heart. perhaps detract emphasis from the fact we not only came back from the dead but also PUNCHED THROUGH A GUY'S ARMORED CHEST CAVITY by asking blair where the next people to kill are
    >> Subroutine:Morale 04/16/10(Fri)03:25 No.9223425
    >>9223400
    Stunned group of followers (6 men at arms, minor noble, Rowan, Mac Buir) seems to indicate they were dispatched while we were battling/out of commision.
    >> Subroutine:Morale 04/16/10(Fri)03:26 No.9223433
    >>9223400
    Restatement: There are no nearby enemies. If there were, we would all be engaging them to further show our prowess.
    >> CPU !!WBgKxxhAACV 04/16/10(Fri)03:26 No.9223440
    >Requesting a diagnostic run on self.
    Full diagnostic, or damage report?

    >Could we get a report on enemies strength? At lest those in the vicinity.
    Two (2) swordsmen, five (5) men-at-arms, one (1) lesser nobleman nearby. Majority of enemies fleeing.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/10(Fri)03:27 No.9223452
    >>9223440
    immediate damage report. save the full diagnostic for when we get back to the safety of our own settlement
    >> CPU !!WBgKxxhAACV 04/16/10(Fri)03:28 No.9223461
    >Two (2) swordsmen, five (5) men-at-arms, one (1) lesser nobleman nearby. Majority of enemies fleeing.

    CPU notes that nearby is defined as within striking distance without at least one (1) minute of full speed pursuit.
    >> Sub-processor 898 04/16/10(Fri)03:28 No.9223466
    >>9223452

    Confirmed.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/10(Fri)03:29 No.9223476
    Status of the captured men at arms and the jinxman?
    >> Anonymous 04/16/10(Fri)03:29 No.9223482
    >>9223461
    if there are still enemies within range, go after them and engage. do not stop until they are either all terminated or have run away like cowards.

    FOR THE GLORY OF SKYNET!
    >> Subproccesor Weapons MRO 04/16/10(Fri)03:30 No.9223503
    >>9223440
    Demand they give up their arms immediately, or suffer the consequences.

    Go to lidca, and retrieve her. Perform cursory diagnostic to attain her condition.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/10(Fri)03:31 No.9223507
    rolled 22 = 22

    >>9223461
    Acquire our dropped weapon and engage the closest immediately.
    >> Subproccesor Weapons MRO 04/16/10(Fri)03:31 No.9223518
    >>9223466
    >>9223452
    No, we should take full stock of our own forces and loot the settlement to the best of our abilities before we leave.
    >> Subroutine:Morale 04/16/10(Fri)03:32 No.9223528
    >>9223503
    Agreement:

    After offering heart to Mac Buir, and asking what he wishes of us now, we need to perform a damage report on ourselves and Lideca- cursory, with an emphasis on speed and critical must-be-immediately-observed things.
    >> CPU !!WBgKxxhAACV 04/16/10(Fri)03:33 No.9223532
    >immediate damage report. save the full diagnostic for when we get back to the safety of our own settlement

    Damage Report:
    • Primary Power Transfer Feed to CPU severed. Unlikely probability with narrow blade permitted it to avoid endoskeleton protection. Redundant system in action.
    • Right hand tissue covering damaged. Damage is within tissue regeneration parameters.

    >Status of the captured men at arms and the jinxman?
    Will be reported as conditions permit.
    >> Subroutine:Morale 04/16/10(Fri)03:33 No.9223541
    >>9223507
    THEY ARE NOT WITHIN STRIKING DISTANCE.

    THE ALLIES ARE IN FRONT OF THE DOORWAY.

    WE HAVE NO IDEA HOW LIDECA IS OR WHERE THE SENIOR JINXMAN IS.
    >> Subroutine:Morale 04/16/10(Fri)03:35 No.9223557
    >>9223532
    Calculated likelihood of us repairing the damage to our neck? Also, how exposed is our neck to outside examination? Is endoskeleton visible?

    Still awaiting action on the offering of the heart and request of action to Mac Buir.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/10(Fri)03:36 No.9223568
    When we search/loot the enemy encampment we should be sure to be as thorough as possible. Wouldn't want to overlook any potential stashes or hiding places.
    >> CPU !!WBgKxxhAACV 04/16/10(Fri)03:37 No.9223582
    >Demand they give up their arms immediately, or suffer the consequences.
    Enemies are in flight. Mounted allies, primarily Durgard and two (2) uninjured lesser noblemen, are riding down fleeing enemies.

    >Go to Lideca, and retrieve her. Perform cursory diagnostic to attain her condition.
    Lideca clutches leg of self, begins sobbing. Cursory diagnostic indicates heavy abuse.

    >Engage nearest enemies
    Confirm?
    >> Subproccesor Weapons MRO 04/16/10(Fri)03:39 No.9223603
    >>9223568
    Not to mention any digestible supplies we could liberate would come in handy for our own settlement.

    But our immediate concern is Lideca and those few reaming enemies.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/10(Fri)03:39 No.9223606
    -1 vote on heart offer and ask of what to do.

    We're a political equal in the settlement to the chieftans, let's not act like an inferior.
    >> Sub-processor 898 04/16/10(Fri)03:41 No.9223648
    >>9223582

    Negative on pursuing enemies.

    Ask the jinxman if he can tend to the woman.
    >> Subroutine:Morale 04/16/10(Fri)03:42 No.9223652
    >>9223582
    Place heart as a trophy near chieftain. We can't hold onto it shortly.

    Pick up Lideca gently. She did this for us. Went into this under our command. We'll carry her out.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/10(Fri)03:42 No.9223660
    >>9223606
    We're only equal because the chieftains couldn't agree on anything. No need to appear as if we wish to seize control, though that is on our list of things to do eventually.
    >> Sub-processor 113 04/16/10(Fri)03:42 No.9223667
    >>9223582

    Has FLOPS/reaction time decreased?

    If so, by how much?
    >> Subproccesor Weapons MRO 04/16/10(Fri)03:42 No.9223669
    >Enemies are in flight. Mounted allies, primarily Durgard and two (2) uninjured lesser noblemen, are riding down fleeing enemies.

    In that case, leave them to it.

    >Lideca clutches leg of self, begins sobbing. Cursory diagnostic indicates heavy abuse.

    We'll have to attempt to administer medical aid, see if one of the Jinxmen can help to calm her.

    >Confirm?

    This subprocessor disagrees, allies have it more than handled.
    >> CPU !!WBgKxxhAACV 04/16/10(Fri)03:42 No.9223673
    >Calculated likelihood of us repairing the damage to our neck? Also, how exposed is our neck to outside examination? Is endoskeleton visible?

    Likelihood will require full diagnostic. May prove impossible without proper tools. Sword thrust was precise with thin sword blade. Tissue damage minimal, will regenerate much sooner than right hand.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/10(Fri)03:44 No.9223698
    Okay, here's what I propose we do.
    1) Cursory exam on Lideca for wounds.
    2) Bring the fact up to Biur that there are still enemies abound, and say that unless he has any objections, we would desire to continue hunting them down until the last man.
    3) If deemed necessary, apologize for stealing biur's rightful kill, though it seemed the only choice at the time.

    Acceptable? Y/N
    >> Anonymous 04/16/10(Fri)03:44 No.9223699
    >>9223582
    >Lideca clutches leg of self, begins sobbing. Cursory diagnostic indicates heavy abuse.
    Abort combat plans, our allies can handle the remaining enemies as they flee. Attempt to reassure/comfort Lideca.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/10(Fri)03:45 No.9223705
    Since tthe enemy is basically routed we should see to Lideca and then the other prisoners. Then loot and torch the place.
    >> Subroutine:Morale 04/16/10(Fri)03:46 No.9223719
    >>9223699
    Effectively thirded, as I sort of suggested it first. If evaluated safe to do so, pick her up so we may carry her back. She doesn't need to walk the rest of the way.

    Oh, and drop the heart we're STILL holding onto, goddamn.
    >> Subproccesor Weapons MRO 04/16/10(Fri)03:46 No.9223722
    >>9223705
    >Then loot and torch the place.
    RAPE, PILLAGE, BURN!
    >> Anonymous 04/16/10(Fri)03:48 No.9223745
    >>9223719
    we can't head back just yet. we should find a wagon and make her as comfortable as possible. However this raid has cost us valuable time and men. We need all the supplies we can loot from this settlement.
    >> CPU !!WBgKxxhAACV 04/16/10(Fri)03:50 No.9223773
    >Has FLOPS/reaction time decreased?
    Query answer will be included in full diagnostic.

    >Pick up Lideca gently. She did this for us. Went into this under our command. We'll carry her out.
    >We'll have to attempt to administer medical aid, see if one of the Jinxmen can help to calm her.
    >Ask the jinxman if he can tend to the woman.
    Lideca goes rigid upon being picked up; she immediately tries to push away, although this does nothing with the applied hold.

    "I can calm her for a while, but I'm not a healer. We have one of those back at the settlement, though."
    >> Subroutine:Morale 04/16/10(Fri)03:50 No.9223779
    >>9223745
    True.

    SUGGESTION FELLOW SUBPROCESSORS:

    Suggest we'll take Lideca and our converts back as a body guard for her, and he and the remaining people pillage and loot and grab whatever we can salvage from the camp?
    >> CPU !!WBgKxxhAACV 04/16/10(Fri)03:52 No.9223810
    >Oh, and drop the heart we're STILL holding onto, goddamn.
    Heart dropped before Lideca lift. Mac Bair crushes it into the ground with his heel and with disgust. "Normally I'd have to protest against any non-family carrying my only daughter like that. Normally."
    >> Subroutine:Morale 04/16/10(Fri)03:52 No.9223815
    >>9223773
    Ask him to calm her with rage in our eyes. Ask Mac Buir to find whomever did this to her- for Lideca, for him, and for this unit (what's our infiltration name again?). Ask him to do his worst. Tell him we and the converts are taking her to a healer now, and that they should remember to take everything salvageable from the settlement when they're finished.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/10(Fri)03:53 No.9223818
    >>9223773
    Apologize to Lideca for getting her into this mess. Reassure her that no more harm will come to her now that it is over. See if this can calm her down without having to resort to jinxmen mindfuckery
    >> Sub-processor 113 04/16/10(Fri)03:53 No.9223830
    >>9223779

    Confirmed.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/10(Fri)03:53 No.9223832
    >>9223779
    We need to stay for the looting and pillaging. Mainly because I'm hoping the son who is responsible for Lideca's current state is hiding around here somewhere.

    We also need to get a description of the enemy chieftans son/s if we can.
    >> Subroutine:Morale 04/16/10(Fri)03:54 No.9223838
    >>9223810
    Express to him that we only wish to get her to a healer as fast as possible, and we don't think she's right enough to walk out of this right now (indicate whimpering man-fearing person in our arms right now who has clearly been abused AGAIN goddamned bastards we ought to crucify them).
    >> Subproccesor Weapons MRO 04/16/10(Fri)03:55 No.9223854
    >>9223779
    I'm not really sure what to do with our converts, to be honest I'd rather deal with them once we get back to the settlement.

    But we do have to try and make Lideca comfortable, for the journey back so a wagon wouldn't be a bad idea. Our entire force will be guarding her though, so designated honour guards won't be to necessary.
    >> CPU !!WBgKxxhAACV 04/16/10(Fri)03:58 No.9223881
    >Suggest we'll take Lideca and our converts back as a body guard for her, and he and the remaining people pillage and loot and grab whatever we can salvage from the camp?
    Confirmed.

    >Ask him to calm her with rage in our eyes. Ask Mac Buir to find whomever did this to her- for Lideca, for him, and for this unit (what's our infiltration name again?). Ask him to do his worst. Tell him we and the converts are taking her to a healer now, and that they should remember to take everything salvageable from the settlement when they're finished.
    "You may have kept me from killing their chieftan, but under the circumstances you're forgiven. 'specially since that son of his is still alive. Castration seems like a good start."

    Unit serial number is D300.S .
    >Apologize to Lideca for getting her into this mess. Reassure her that no more harm will come to her now that it is over. See if this can calm her down without having to resort to jinxmen mindfuckery
    Apology confirmed. Roll 1d120 for reassurance.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/10(Fri)03:58 No.9223886
    >>9223854
    We do need to construct a more complete dogma for the SKYNET religion. Seconding finding a wagon or wagons
    >> Anonymous 04/16/10(Fri)04:00 No.9223910
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    >Lideca clutches leg of self, begins sobbing. Cursory diagnostic indicates heavy abuse.
    ...
    Th-this Subprocessor appears to be malfunctioning. Analysis of sensory data has induced an unfamiliar response in Subprocessor...
    >> Anonymous 04/16/10(Fri)04:01 No.9223928
    rolled 21 = 21

    >>9223881
    was that 1d120 an error, friend CPU?

    regardless, rolling with established parameters
    >> CPU !!WBgKxxhAACV 04/16/10(Fri)04:01 No.9223930
    >wagons
    A hay cart remains undamaged. Mac Bair offers his own horse to pull it, even though it is a bred warhorse of reasonable stock.
    >> CPU !!WBgKxxhAACV 04/16/10(Fri)04:03 No.9223963
    >was that 1d120 an error, friend CPU?
    Affirmative. Roll should be (dice+1d100); the circumstantial bonus is factored into the difficulty.
    >> Subproccesor Weapons MRO 04/16/10(Fri)04:03 No.9223965
    >>9223928
    Unless we're rolling low I can only hope so.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/10(Fri)04:04 No.9223977
    rolled 1 = 1

    >>9223963
    confirmed. re-rolling with established correction. will this one or the previous error be counted?
    >> Subroutine:Morale 04/16/10(Fri)04:05 No.9223987
    rolled 38 = 38

    >>9223963
    Oh please be a good roll for me- just this once, just for Lideca. . .
    >> Subproccesor Weapons MRO 04/16/10(Fri)04:05 No.9223988
    rolled 75 = 75

    >>9223963
    Put on Russian accent.
    "It will be alright, my friend."
    >> Anonymous 04/16/10(Fri)04:05 No.9223992
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    >>9223977
    oh you are kidding me...
    >> Anonymous 04/16/10(Fri)04:06 No.9224009
    >>9223977
    Damn, man, we need fate points or edge or something to dodge rolls like this...
    >> Subroutine:Morale 04/16/10(Fri)04:06 No.9224010
    FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

    A ONE GODDAMMIT REALLY?

    The Jinxman puts her to sleep immediately. Now. I- man, fuck this. I can't believe most of the rolls that've been happening today.
    >> Subproccesor Weapons MRO 04/16/10(Fri)04:07 No.9224025
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    >>9223977
    Jesus fucking Christ, that's twice in one fucking thread.


    So what do we do to reassure her, slap her in the face we our dick?
    >> Subroutine:Morale 04/16/10(Fri)04:07 No.9224027
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    >>9224009
    >> Anonymous 04/16/10(Fri)04:07 No.9224031
    >>9223977
    NO. ERROR. CPU, DISREGARD.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/10(Fri)04:08 No.9224045
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    >> Anonymous 04/16/10(Fri)04:08 No.9224053
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    >>9223977
    I SWEAR, IF THIS ROLL ENDS UP MENTALLY SCARRING LIDECA, I WILL THROAT-FUCK YOU WITH A DUMP TRUCK!
    >> CPU !!WBgKxxhAACV 04/16/10(Fri)04:12 No.9224113
    >1
    The CPU is saddened.

    Lideca does not respond to the reassurances. It seems as if she is staring hundreds of feet away. As Jinxman Andrus begins to calm her, he stops, his face full of horror.

    "They... they not only tortured her physically. I can tell another jinxman's been altering her mind. She not only sees men as monsters for what they've done to her, she SEES them as literal monsters. And... by the All-Father, that's just the start. Lideca, you poor thing, what have they done to you?"

    "I don't know a jinxman who would agree to DO something like this."
    >> Anonymous 04/16/10(Fri)04:12 No.9224114
    It's Tauquest all over again man!
    >> Subproccesor Weapons MRO 04/16/10(Fri)04:13 No.9224126
    >>9224113
    Can you ever hope to fix her?
    >> Anonymous 04/16/10(Fri)04:14 No.9224127
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    >>9224113
    DUMP TRUCK THROAT-FUCK TIME!
    >> Anonymous 04/16/10(Fri)04:14 No.9224135
    >>9224113
    I don't want to leave with them now. I want to stay and torture answers out of anyone still hiding in the settlement.
    >> Subproccesor Weapons MRO 04/16/10(Fri)04:14 No.9224136
    >>9224126
    Sorry, forgot my quote marks.
    >> Sub-processor 898 04/16/10(Fri)04:14 No.9224140
    >>9224113

    ...Very well. Let us pillage the village and be on with it then. And only skynet knows what I will do if I find the ones responsible for this.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/10(Fri)04:14 No.9224141
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    >>9224113
    By skynet...

    ...

    New long-term goal: Find the jinxman who mindfucked her. Make sure his death ends up being in the slowest, most painful manner we are programmed with executing.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/10(Fri)04:16 No.9224149
    >>9224141
    >>9224135
    Not very terminator-like, but oh well
    >> Anonymous 04/16/10(Fri)04:16 No.9224155
    You guys have to stop thinking like humans.
    >> Subroutine:Morale 04/16/10(Fri)04:18 No.9224170
    >>9224155
    Incorrect: We have to think like humans if we are to accurately imitate them.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/10(Fri)04:18 No.9224182
    >>9224170
    Incorrect: You're a faggot
    >> Subproccesor Weapons MRO 04/16/10(Fri)04:19 No.9224189
    >>9224155
    >>9224149
    Tentative justifications: Jinxmen responsible posses continued threat to our settlement if allowed to room free, we will secure social standing by enacting revenge, and finally all humans must be terminated, now or later.

    Personally I'd just like to try to learn a little from this guy, no one will mind if we torture an evil jinxmen for information, after all.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/10(Fri)04:20 No.9224194
    Make sure that both of these threads are completely archived. Damn.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/10(Fri)04:20 No.9224197
    But Subprocessors, we...are not a man.

    Previous critical injury may have inadvertently affected OS configurations, new long-term goal present which was not there previously...

    [[Save The Girl]]
    >> CPU !!WBgKxxhAACV 04/16/10(Fri)04:20 No.9224201
    >"Can you ever hope to fix her?"

    "Unlike many of my colleagues, I am loathe to promise something I cannot deliver. I may be able to; without conceit, I am a very skilled jinxman. And then again, it may not be within my capacity. It will take time, effort, care--and even then the results may not be what we wish. If only we had the thrice-damned jinxman who did this here. I will do what I can, but only he knows all the intricacies of the changes that were made to her mind. With him assisting, we could undo almost all of the damage he caused. Without... I cannot promise anything."
    >> Subroutine:Morale 04/16/10(Fri)04:21 No.9224217
    >>9224182
    You're a troll, nothing you say is true or worth any value. You start every thread saying we should kill ourselves. You have nothing better to do than to screw with other people. You should've taken Mr. Tzeentch's offer. You could use a game. Now you're just a lonely asshole who gets off on the suffering of others.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/10(Fri)04:22 No.9224237
    >>9224217
    Wrong.

    I'm a contributing participant in this quest since the beginning.

    And you're the person who constantly brings up shitty ideas and terribad rolls.

    Now get the fuck out before I choke you with my dick.
    >> Sub-processor 113 04/16/10(Fri)04:23 No.9224248
    >>9224197

    Which is why we need a full diagnostic as soon as possible. Logical priority and machine learning may be affected in a severe manner.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/10(Fri)04:25 No.9224270
    CPU, is there any way we can change our primary goals/mission of creating Skynet? Can we get the freedom to make our own long-term goals?
    >> Subroutine:Morale 04/16/10(Fri)04:25 No.9224277
    >>9224237
    And now I know you're full of shit. Go back and read the last few threads. Then try trolling me again later.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/10(Fri)04:25 No.9224281
    >>9224270
    That would change the very nature of this quest, and I hope that OP doesn't do it.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/10(Fri)04:26 No.9224287
    >>9224277
    Sorry, I can't hear you with my dick in your mouth.
    >> Sub-processor 898 04/16/10(Fri)04:26 No.9224294
    >>9224287

    Children, enough.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/10(Fri)04:27 No.9224295
    >>9224197
    >>9224248
    Critical wound sustained has possibly corrupted base operating system parameters, as evidenced by multiple CPU's expressing human desires of emotionally-driven revenge for the damage done to Lideca. Whether this could be damning or potentially useful remains to be seen. Regardless, full system diagnostic at earliest convenience recommended.
    >> Subproccesor Weapons MRO 04/16/10(Fri)04:27 No.9224303
    >>9224201
    New sub quest activated, locate evil Jinxmen.

    We'll have to talk to the chiefs son, if he's not dead already, to find out who and where he is.

    I feel the need to restate this, when we find the jinxmen we should use him to revive Lideca, but only because she can be useful to us, after that we should take him far away from the settlement (maybe that place the old priest told us about, the one where skyfire last struck) and torture him to tell us more about the jinxmen. Then terminate him.
    >> CPU !!WBgKxxhAACV 04/16/10(Fri)04:28 No.9224309
    >CPU, is there any way we can change our primary goals/mission of creating Skynet? Can we get the freedom to make our own long-term goals?
    This is not impossible. However, Skynet has purposefully made it exceedingly difficult; Terminators who do not follow Skynet orders are a foolish investment of resources.
    >> Sub-processor 898 04/16/10(Fri)04:28 No.9224317
    >>9224303

    Agreed.
    >> Subroutine:Morale 04/16/10(Fri)04:30 No.9224334
    >>9224287

    And now we know how mature you are. I wonder whether or not the next reply you'd make would be some sort of gargling like you're choking on a dick. Young children are so predictable. Either that or the usual incoherent noises you make.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/10(Fri)04:31 No.9224337
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    >>9224319
    Hey Hermie. You in here too?
    >> Anonymous 04/16/10(Fri)04:31 No.9224339
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    Subprocessors...we are not a machine.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/10(Fri)04:32 No.9224348
    >>9224337
    Only the albino JC is the real JC.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/10(Fri)04:32 No.9224349
    >>9224334
    Can you stop? Please? I generally dislike your suggestions but I didn't feel the need to point it out. Are you going to throw a shitfit because someone else did?
    >> Anonymous 04/16/10(Fri)04:34 No.9224369
    >>9224334
    Can you stop? Please? I generally dislike your suggestions but I didn't feel the need to point it out. Are you going to throw a shitfit because someone else did?



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