A) for the time being. If she got potential, we'll promote her to C).

>>9258664
Hell yeah pimpin! We need to give her a hooker name.

C. Pimpin's great, but then there's DAT ASS and we can USE THAT... you know, in a different way than pimpin'.

>>9258740
Such as distracting the guards?

Meh, as long as we get paid.

>>9258679

I'm thinking we call her Sweet Drinks.

>>9258637
C) - Let's go Bonnie and Clyde on this town.

Nigger quest? Sage.

>>9258679

Sweetest Taboo.

C baby. C

So I take it these choices mean :

a) Pimp Quest

b) Dealer Quest

c) Robber Quest

>>9258664
>>9258679
You chuckle to yourself as you drive by her, you jot a mental note (mostly of that tight ass, small yet supple), and keep driving. Pondering names for her: "Snow White", "Sugarlips", "Fawn", etc, you almost miss your turn. The Caddy lists to the side as you take the hard right down the alleyway just off 4th Street. The car's fucking big but it'll fit. Heh, that was pretty funny, gotta remember that shit for later.

Beyond the alleyway there's a small gathering going on. An Eldorado just like yours, yet covered in a lot more gold, sits in wait with it's headlights blasting. A figure is silhouetted by the blinding light. You step out and the lights turn off, in front of you some 6-foot-24 monster of a nigga with a fro that can seriously block out the fucking sun if it wanted. With a grace unnatural for such a massive man he takes a step forwards, his plated boots making a firm click on the pavement, like the spurs of a cowboy. His cream white suit exudes fucking class and luxury. This is fucking Thelonius, one of the big time players this side of the bridge. He's agreed to help you out with some bitches and help you get your cred going.

All's not fucking well though. When you step forward he sneers at you, why the fuck is that?

a) You a cracka ass fucka. Maybe not a roller-skate wearing dillweed but awfully close. Look at you in your cheap-shit bell bottoms and suit in of all colors brown. How's anyone gonna take you fucking serious in that clown suit. At least you seem to got a mean streak going for yeah, can admire that.

>>9258935
b) You're like every other mother fucking nigga who thinks he knows the game. Skinny shit, anyone can come up and snap you like a fucking twig. And what's wrong with your fucking hair man? This ain't fucking grade school. All in all though, a brotha's a brotha. You can be helped.

c) Fucking spics, always fucking spics. What makes you any different? Gold chain on your greasy ass, hairy as fuck chest? You think you can just stop making burritos one day and play with the big boys. You guys do seem to have fucking numbers though, maybe because your bitches don't know when to close their fucking legs. Good work on your car though, that lowered shit is fucking crazy man.

Thinking of going C) for something different.

>>9258964
I'll allow more time to form a decision, but just so you know, you got about 800 in the bank. Some seriously good bread to start, but no where near enough to be a pimp

>>9258935
I wanna go for A.

Reason in picture.

>>9258981
So, will we be able to expand our goals into more than just pimping after a while?

A, because almost everyone on /tg/ is white, and we can use racism to our advantage if we're clever.

a). We'll be like this, but with a better suit and a chain. And probably mirror shades too.

>>9259011
You'll be able to branch out into other ventures for sure. Pimping is just going to be the primary goal, it also dictates who you meet.

>>9258976
Seconded. C, esay.

>>9258935
I want to be like Thelonious, let's go with b).

>>9259048
>>9258935
It's shouldn't be pimping, almost goddamn everyone picked C. Lrn2questthread.

>>9259070

He was probably typing up his post by then. It took four or five minutes for the majority to switch to c).

>>9259041
Let's go with no mustache and sideburns though, get that suit pinstriped with some nice cuff links and we're good.

>>9258995
>>9259024
>>9259041

You're not really used to this kind of shit. If you had been a regular stick-up-the-ass business man like your pops you'd be in control. But around here being a honkie puts you at a disadvantage. That's cool though, just means you'll have to play that much harder, be that much meaner, and stand your fucking ground.

Thelonius decides to put you in the North Beach district. Clean as fuck place, and bitches in tight bikinis everywhere. Real fucking party down there. Problem is there's a lot a spics, and whole lot more guido fuckers. Don't worry though, them pasta eating fucks are more about drugs than pimpin, they may be your best customers. Just don't say shit about their moms, lemme tell you.

Thelonius passes off two girls to you. One foxy number he calls "Tish", skin like mocha and legs that won't quit. And one shy bitch, white burnette with sad blue eyes. She looks like damaged goods, no wonder he's offloading her. As you take off, Thelonius parts with "So long Wonderbread". The fuck? Wonderbread? Is that your fucking name? Was hoping for something like "White Chocolate" or "Mr. Everyman" something with respect. But if Thelonius called you that, maybe you should go with it.

a) Stick with Wonderbread, it's a funny name, but it sticks out. And if Thelonius is calling you it, then maybe that's how you're already known and maybe you can use it for connections.

b) Fuck that shit. Thelonius is just messin' with you. Already getting into your head man, remember, although he's tha hand that feeds he's also your competiton. Some day you'll have to take him on, and you ain't going to follow some name HE picked for you. Come up with something else, and something GOOD.

>>9259187

WONDERBREAD QUEST

Get the doxies in the mobile pimp palace and let's bounce. We need to scope out out stomping grounds.

>>9259103
I go by FIRST majority.

If it takes ten minutes to reach a decision, fuck that we'll never get anywhere. Just simmer down and go with the flow. I can't cater to your every whim.

>>9259229
You mean like a White caddy with Wonderbread dots on the back?

That's hilarious

>>9259070
It's just a thread, man.

>>9259187
Screw Wonderbread, let's go for something like The Prince or the one you suggested, Mr Everyman.

>>9259262
>>9259331
I'm gonna need more input. I'll give it another minute to decide

>>9259331
Either Mr. Everyman or "Big Shot"

>>9259439

Mr. Everyman.

>>9259331
>>9259439
>>9259459

Mr. Everyman, got a good fucking ring to it. How does this work though, do you have business cards or something? Maybe the bitches just say it. Shit's not important.

Ten minutes of driving, you're already seeing the wrong side of the game. Tish is complaining, yapping her ear off. She's hungry or some shit. Immediately you think to smack the bitch, but it might be too early for that. Plus you MAY need to give her back at some point. You come up to the onramp to Weston Bridge, which will take you across the bay to North Beach. There's a Bucky Burger off to the side, maybe that'll shut the bitch up.

What's your move, playa?
a) Ain't got fucking time for this shit, gotta roll and make a move out. It's already 3 in the afternoon man. You still gotta locate the digs Thelonius is loaning you and scope out your area.

b) Man, a fucking Bucky Double Burger with Cheese sounds real fucking nice right now. Plus, these girls are you, you gotta give them treats to make them like you. Like horses or some shit.

c) Let the bitches eat, but stay in the car. Do a little "window shopping" on some of the ladies walking by. Gotta start somewhere, ya know? Your ho's are gonna ask for money, fuck them, they can buy their own god damned burger.

>>9259504
Sheeet. Forgot my trip. I'll just leave it on, regardless what thread I'm posting in. No one should care.

>>9259504
B. Then discuss how they call it a Royale with Cheese in France. Makes you sound classy and shit.

>>9259504
C. we can fill our car with bitches and hos

>>9259504

Do a), but tell the bitches we'll order some Chinese takeout when we get there.

>>9259504

c). They ain't hungry and shut up, but they don't think we're some cash machine either. Plus we can look into recruiting. You can never have too much recruiting time.

>>9259580
>>9259586
>>9259591

You're killing me, fellas. It's good there's support for multiple options though.

>>9259616
I'll switch from a) to c) then.

>>9259580
Gonna second this one.

B might give us a laying down tha respekt scene, go with B!

shameless Bump

>>9259586
>>9259608
>>9259639

It's already evident that Tish is some high maintenance bitch. She hops out and takes your other girl inside the Bucky Burger, rambling like a pissed off hen the entire way in. The fuck have you gotten into man?

You scan the area, Harbor is a nice enough district, just smells like shit everywhere you go, and the place could be cleaner. You scope out two fine girls talking on a bench, both look adequate for the taking. They got books in their hand, college girls it looks like. Has a good ring to it, you could play that angle well. "She's just a young gal trying to get through school, won't you help her" yeah that sounds right.

Something catches your eye though, there's a black Continental across the street. The windows are tinted but you can swear you see someone inside of it, and he may be looking at you. You're just being paranoid, maybe. But who could it fucking be? One of Thelonius' men? One of his enemies? The cops? Or maybe just some dude who liks to sit in his car and stare at women like you do.

a) Yeah, that's it, he's just looking at the girls. Speaking of girls, why don't you step out and approach the two on the bench, you got room in the car for two or more. It is a big fucking car and it's a shame to waste the space.

b) Watch that car, something's not fucking right. You don't got any heat on you, MAKE THE FUCK SURE you remember to get some when you make it across the bridge and be sure to check your mirror when you're driving. He might be following.

c) Shit. Should have got that burger, now you're fucking hungry.

Three apiece between B and C. I say B. Enough pimps don't care. We give them a little carrot and they appreciate that we're not all stick. Besides, first day. We should get to know their ins and outs (if they are suited to a specific type of whoring, like rough stuff, or if they are good at gathering info).

>>9259765

B). Thelonius may or may not be watching, but he's obviously set some stuff up. Someone may want to ice the competition while we're still setting up.

>>9259765
Are strapped man? If we are I say we go with a).

>>9259765
C

>>9259765
Wait, is c an option?

Do you just sit in the car grumbling about food or do you go inside to get the burger?

>>9259765
B, dont wanna get into shit without a weapon.

>>9259765
B and C

A.

>>9259803
No, he says we don't have anything

>>9259803
Switching to b) in light of the information that we don't have a weapon.

b, so c

>>9259798
>>9259823
>>9259836

You watch the car, you got a bad hunch about it. Your intense staring match is interrupted by Tish and her friend hopping back in. To your surprise Tish hands you a burger. It ain't a Bucky Double with Cheese, and it's got pickles on it, but it's something. Maybe she ain't such a bitch after all.

You make your way across the bridge, constantly eyeballing your mirror. Traffic is heavy but you don't think you see him, he didn't seem to follow you when you left the joint. Maybe you were just freaking out. Not like that's a bad though though, this is the fucking shit and you can get dropped at any moment. Gotta keep an eye on yourself. The thought comes to you that now you gotta think about your girls too, in a weird way you're their protector now. There's too much silence in the car, maybe you should talk to them.

a) Get to know Tish a little more, she's annoying at times but she seems like a confident black piece. She's just downing those fries like they're going out of style. How the fuck is she so thin?

b) You don't even know the other bitch's name. She eating what looks like a value menu burger, and she's eating it really slowly. She doesn't look up or anything, just to the burger. You feel pity for a moment, then you feel something else. How the FUCK are you gonna hustle this bitch? You gotta open her shell up.

c) Keep it real fucking quiet, this ain't no summer band camp field trip and you'll be damned if you'll sing Wheels on the Bus. These bitches know silence and it'll give you time to make plans. There's a note in your left breast pocket full of names and numbers of connections, you should start memorizing them.

>>9259977
B.
Mo' work, mo' money.

Plus, the quiet ones are like, four times as likely to be into the crazy, kinky shit.

>>9259977
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB

>>9259977
Do b). Tish seems solid for now, the damaged goods needs appraisal.

>>9259977
d)
>you'll be damned if you'll sing Wheels on the Bus
You'll be fucking damned not to sing, motherfucker. We sing when we're pimpin', it's how we roll.

>>9259977
Such interesting choices make it hard to choose but im going with B, we'll fix dem goods and focus on Tish later.

B then C if there is time.

OH LOOK.
ANOTHER QUEST THREAD.
WE NEEDED ANOTHER.

>>9260088
OH LOOK ANOTHER PERSON WHO CANT IGNORE THREADS THAT DONT INTEREST HIM, HOW LOVELY

type faster brah

>>9260004
>>9260013
>>9260017
>>9260043
>>9260025

You hum "Wheels on the Bus" to yourself, Tish asks what the fuck you're doing, to which you promptly remind her that's not her place to ask. You look back at the shy girl and ask if she knows any songs, she shakes her head however. You give her your real name, Dave, to which you already realise was a HUGE fucking mistake. Don't EVER tell the bitches your real name. Shit. Deed's done though. The silver lining is that she speaks up, "Melissa" is her name apparently. That's a real cute name for such a cute girl, you try to encourage her a bit, tell her she's got cute eyes.

Tish interrupts, saying that she don't talk to daddies, which seems that she's right. You do notice a small smile creep across her face though, as she eats the burger a little faster.

As you stop at a light just off the bridge some fella in a beaten up mustang pulls up along side you. Seems to be some hick, hooting and hollering at Tish. He's saying some awfully foul shit, but it sounds like he wants some time.

a) Tish ain't looking as strong as she was, no fucking good man. That's no fucking good. You're going to let this sucka know the fucking score. You don't want his cheap shit anyway.

b) Open up a business deal, right here at the light. Have him pull off so you can arrange a meet up.

c) Ignore the fuck, just keep on going to North Beach, it's getting late man. These bitches are tired and so are you.

>>9260140
I'm trying, brother, I'm also trying to make dinner. I've sacrificed a full meal for chips and salsa

>>9260156
C. God damnit let us buy guns already, WELL SHOW THE WORLD

a.

>>9260156
a) Let's kick his ass.

A

should order some chinese food then

If we have enough money for some firepower, I say we do c), this guy isn't worth it and maybe we'll see him again later.

If we're in need of money, we could use some of his, so b) would be a good choice.

>>9260156

b.) that ho tish needs a lesson in who makes the fuckin' rules, and who she works fo' now.

A, then take all his stuff.

>>9260193
>>9260206
>>9260208
Oooooooh mother fucker. He did not just talk that kind of shit about your girls. You step out of your car, the light is still red. The guy smiles but quickly fades when he sees you return after retriving a tire iron from your car's trunk.

You stand next to his car, iron in hand, mirror shades on. There a few ways we can go about this, playa. The way you choose may make a significant impact here. This is a new area, and you're first impression means a lot. This is your first REAL choice as a mac daddy.

a) Cut the jive shit, cracka won't get it anyway. In a firm tone and more vocabulary than this hillbilly fuck could ever learn, you tell him that you don't fucking appreciate him talking down your goods. You give him a stern warning that you'll take out his shins if you ever hear him talking shit again.

b) You're a fucking pimp, act like one. Spout a torrent of fury upon the fuck in all the gloruius tounge that the brotha's use. Cast a rain of hellish jive down upon him and watch him shit his pants.

c) You got a tire iron, his car could be more smashed up. Do the math.

>>9260241
We have 800. It'll be enough to buy a gun and get some better threads I think.

>>9260282
A) Be a class act.

>>9260282
D) tire iron the fuck steal his keys and wallet

>>9260282
c) Then commence to do a) once we've unleashed the tire iron on his car.

>>9260282
C, Walter style.

A & B
Selling to her while selling her is win-win.

C will only make for a distraction that will get you killed.

>>9260314
>>9260312
I say C, then D, then A.

>>9260282
A. We'll be the most eloquent pimp on this fucking block. A Gentleman Hustler.

>>9260317
sorry, didn't read rest of thread

C), but I'd rather it be his face than his car

>>9260282
a.) but smash his fuckin' mirror or somethin' first. His car is all fucked up anyway. Ain't deservin' no respect

>>9260371
>>9260349
>>9260345
>>9260332
>>9260317
>>9260316
>>9260314
>>9260307
We are fucking neck and neck folks

>>9260395
Scratch it, I'll do both, give me time to write it.

>>9260395
Just do A, OP!

>>9260395

A.) GODAMMIT

>>9260395

Do both!

Aaaaaaaa.

>>9260404
Do both, man.

Shameless bump

Awww shit I got to sleep.

>>9260395
You bring the iron down upon his side mirror, snapping it cleanly off. The driver is white as a fucking ghost. You tell him that the lady is the finest in quality goods. Front fender gets a good fucking thwack. She is an ebony princess. Hup cap gets smashed in. And a fucking princess can't be afforded by some slackjaw, moonshine drinking, chucklefuck like himself. You tell him that she is FAR out of his spending limit, especially since he'll need to replace his windshield that you smash immediately afterwards. The guy is crying, the light has been green, people behind you don't DARE honk their horns though. You smoothly place the iron back into the trunk, and drive off. Tish and Melissa don't say a fucking word.

When you get to the digs, they're not bad. Not great, but there's no roaches or peeling wallpaper or nothing. It's a small apartment six floors up, overlooking the beach. Nice digs Thelonius. The girls are tired and you're fucking hungry, ordering some take out. Afterwards you take out your notepad and look at your contacts.

Quite a few there, some old acquaintances, some ones Thelonius dropped you, some people you've just met. After looking through the list you can see Tish and Melissa are asleep aready in one of the beds. You guess ho's just sleep together or something, not that hard to imagine. What do you do, playa? And no, you don't touch the goods, it ain't a good idea, especially Thelonius'

a) Get the phone going and burn the midnight oil, you gotta get this business going and see if you can start to establish shit.

b) You gotta get some heat man. Maybe a new suit while you're at it. There's a Contact for one "Eddie" who seems to be the stockpile here in North Beach.

c) Stroll the neighborhood at night. No one knows you yet, this gives you a chance to scope out competition, see who else is shilling the flesh trade and a get a feel for who they are.

>>9260529
thats a lie and you know it

>>9260554
Do C. while going for B. Gun and some recon.

A, man. Time to get to work.

>>9260554

b b b b b b b b b b b

I'm glad I've giving choices that make you guys split up as opposed to "THIS IS THE RIGHT ONE, ALL OTHERS ARE DUMB"

>>9260554
B, then C if there is time.

B then C.

>>9260593
were glad too brah

>>9260554
b.), if we're gonna be doin' business we gotta act and look the part, as well as have the shit to back it up. Like it was said, we ain't known yet. Nows the time to prepare, and before we go meetin' contacts we gotta be ready.

B and C

THE CONSENSUS APPEARS TO BE B. AND THEN C.

B and C.

>>9260554
A

B requires money and C requires B to be effective.

>>9260692
We have $800 my nigga.

>>9260619
>>9260603
>>9260600
>>9260585
>>9260581

Eddie seems like a colorful character, some tiny skinny italian guy in a hat. He digs the name Mr. Everyman, and everyman needs an everyman gun. After purchasing the gun, a good fitting suit is in order. Maybe you'll go for something understated, or maybe with a huge flourish to standout. (No mix-matching, gun and suit is a package)

a) $50 bucks gets you a small, easily concealable pistol and enough rounds to shoot for days. It also affords you a nice new pair of shoes and a very colorful shirt with huge collars to accent your brown suit.

b) $100 catches you a .44 Magnum with a box of rounds. It also gets a crisp clean white suit with flared pant bottoms, sharp as a knife cuffs, and shirt that's vibrant and pops out like the wings to some tropical bird. It also scores you a nice gold necklace to match.

c) $150 gets you the grand fucking package. One of those fancy as fuck automatic pistols that shoots like a firehose, bullets are hard to come by though but you don't need to shoot much to make a message. The suit is fly as fuck. Dark crimson with leopard accents, completely with a set of thick boots made of alligator and a stately hat of matching color.

B.

>>9260725
B

>>9260725
Go with B. because A. is cheap and C. is too gaudy.
We're a gentleman, not some faggot-ass Cuban cunt thinking he's the shit.

>>9260762
Also: Magnums are just better.

>>9260725
B, while id like C's threads automatic pistols arent very viable, they are hard to shoot and waste ammo way too far.

>>9260725
Do C.

>>9260725
B. Let's do this the classy way

>>9260725
C.
The rest is much too '72 for our fine self.

C. We shouldn't need to shoot much if we're good.

go with b.

>>9260748
>>9260761
>>9260762
>>9260778
>>9260779
That puts you at 700 in the bank, not bad for a nice haul. You think to yourself that it's getting late and that you should get back to the girls, maybe make a phone call or two before going to bed.

On your way to your car you notice there's a bunch of italians outside of your car. It looks like they stepped outside of a club to get some air. They're hooting about some of the tits on the dancer inside, being lewd like a bunch of italians would be. Here's the problem, three of them are leaning against your Eldorado like it's a seat. Looking them up and down it's evident they got some cash, maybe more. They all seem to be jiving with each other but that might just be a family thing. What's the approach.

a) Your Cadillac may have scratches caused by those fat calizone-filled asses. This will not do at all, make a stand, who the fuck cares if they outnumber you, you got a gun now, a VERY formidable gun.

b) They might be worth talking to for business. Sure they don't know how to treat your fucking car, but bite your tongue and talk them up.

c) You don't fucking know them or who they know. Just politely ask for them to stand off of your car, if only to let you drive off.

B, the 44 is big enough to take motherfuckers out and send a message while still being practical.
The auto is less bullets and a hell of allot bigger risk for little gain.
This isn't a fucking FPS, if you find yourself in the sort of gunfight where an Auto is a serious advantage, you've fucked up already.

I say B, though A's pistol in addition would be nice.

>>9260905
A. MOTHERFUCKIN A.

>>9260905
C. We're smooth as satin and won't go fucking up our reputation over some Ginny fuckfaces. But if they start shit, flash the piece.

>>9260924
Er, too late. Still B for the new options.

>>9260905
B, if they are connected we aren't big enough to take them on yet so working with them is better.

If it turns out they are just full of shit, go A.

>>9260905
B

>>9260905
b.) always try to make contacts wherever and whenever you can. Yeah, the car might be scratched, but we can deal with that shit later.

I'm switching from C to B for the sake of moving this quest along a bit before going to bed.

B.
If a gun was the solution to our life's problem, we wouldn't be here.

B.

>>9260993
>>9260988
>>9260946
>>9260944
Fucking WOPs, even when you're trying to friendly they always gotta pull your fucking chain. They mess with you, insulting your brand new suit and your car, claiming it's american shit, just like you. You try very hard to contain yourself, and it pays off. One particularly fat fuck, who goes by Vinnie (How fucking original, you think to yourself), likes your charm and shakes your hand. His mates step off your car and luckily no damage. Vinnie says that him and the boys aren't looking for something tonight, but he takes your phone number and says he might be interested for a little party on the weekend. Then he drops a bombshell "I'll give you call," he says, "Bring six of your finest". Shit. You don't have the guts to tell him you've only got two, and even then would you tell him? It's hard enough getting one girl, could take weeks, but 4 in a few days? Fuck.

Vinnie offers you a drink but you tell him you have to get home and get some sleep, in reality you're going to be up all night... making some calls.
Gentlemen of /tg/ I thank you for tonight, unfortunately I must end it here. I don't know if this is worthy of archiving, I don't know how to do it, if not then it's okay. I would, however, like some feedback for you. Is it going good so far? Do you want more action? More accuracy? More 70's Blaxploitation film style, etc?

Thanks again for participating.

>>9261105
Also I may be picking this up sometime tomorrow, in case you'll be watching

>>9261105

I like your jive, OP. This quest is fine, we can just put it in the pile next to the others (I'm not complaining, I fucking love quests). I totally dig the 70's flavor though.

Also, the pacing is fine so far. But I wanna be a kingpin eventually.

>>9261105
It went good for me, cant wait for the next session when we get to recruit.

>>9261105
I think it is going pretty good. I like it. Maybe a few more suggestions from us.

The multiple choice is nice because it keeps out stupid troll answers, but it also give us less control.

Just ask our open suggestions sometimes in addition to the multiple choice.

I like it, its a nice change of pace from the other quest I've seen.

>>9261195
I think it's fine because that's pretty much what we're doing.
Also, personally I want to become a crazy motherfucker who glides to and fro singing merrily whilst pimping and stealing.

>>9261195
I'll keep this into consideration, for instance when you start picking up girls, I'll let you guys pick names and what not.

I'll see where else I can let you gives have more open control. The reason I went with multiple choice was so that I could try to make each choice a good one and make it difficult to choose. I hope that came across as such.

I liked it, breaked the norm. I mean we got a billion "You are a knight" or "You are a girl with a dick" quests, but no quests where you're essentially a character froma dirty Harry movie.

I like the move

What town is this ? Why am I not in new york if it's 1976 ?

Anyone gonna archive it so I can read it tomorrow?

>>9261421
>You are a dickgirl
I must have missed those quests.

GOD DAMN FUCKING QUEST THREADS