>LOOK STATS
Hit Dice: 2d6+4 HP (7/14 HP)
Base Attack/Grapple: +1/+2
Cricket Bat +5 melee (1d6+4)
Knife +5 melee (1d4+4)
Claws +5 melee (1d4+2)
Bite +5 melee (1d6+4)

AC 15 (+3 dex, +2 leather armor)
Str 18, Dex 17, Con 15, Int 10, Wis 17, Cha 14
Fort +4, Reflex +4, Will +3
15 foot climb speed
40 foot land speed
Membrane for gliding (40 ft (clumsy) in favourable winds)

Scent, Low Light Vision

Hide +11
Move Silently +11
Balance +7
Jump +17
Knowledge (Local) +4
Disguise +5

Language: Common
Feats:
• Stealthy
• Weapon Finesse
• Great Fortitude
• Point Blank Shot

>LOOK INVENTORY
Cricket Bat
Decent Clothes
Knife
20 ft rope
Leather Armor
102 gp, 30 silver, 53 copper
Scroll: Calm Animals
Scroll: Summon Nature's Ally I
Light Crossbow
3 crossbow bolts (tipped with knockout poison)

OH HELL YES THIS

WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN

WHAT THE FUCK I MISSED THE ORGANIZED CRIME RING?
FUCK

Oh man, I missed session 2.
archive?

>>9340834
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/9047990/
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/9277671/

I'm taking over for the original DM (with his blessing), at least for now.

look around for soft targets

eat females acquire shape

>look around for soft targets

You snap your eyes open and look around. You are not where you last remember, when the poison clouded your mind. You are lying in a bed, your equipment on a table nearby. Your shirt is off and a bandage is around your chest. A human girl of about age 18 has her back to you, busy tending to the contents of several glass jars.

Action?

>>9340959
Not you again.

>>9340985
STAY GOLD, PONYBOY

>STAY GOLD, PONYBOY
You haven't been to school, so you don't have an English assignment, Johnny.

>>9340985
find out why she helped us

>find out why she helped us
You cough. She jumps and looks back at you startled. "Oh! You're awake!"

"Why did you help me?" Your voice still sounds mostly like a young child's, which seems to throw her off.

"It IS a holy day of Pelor, I couldn't just leave you there even if you do look a bit odd. And... well... I'll be honest, I was hoping Pelor might help me out a bit for helping out a stranger. Otherwise I'm never going to become a full-fledged wizard, with the rates the way they are. Hard enough to keep rent payments and buy alchemical components with my current income. Sorry! I'm babbling, and I haven't even asked your name. I'm Claire."

Kill and eat the bitch

>>9341231
she's a wizard wait till her back is turned

>>9341231
No, find out more info.

We must kill her at some point

Find women. Eat until I have huge, beautiful bosoms.

Eat Claire, acquire kindness

>Kill and eat the bitch
>she's a wizard wait till her back is turned
>No, find out more info.
>We must kill her at some point

"Thanks, Claire," you tell her, sidestepping her request for your name. "Rent problems, you say?"

"Well, I can manage rent and basic stuff, but spell copying prices at the library are a killer, let alone scrolls. It's going to be ages before I get my certification if I can't learn some more spells to practice with. Sorry, babbling again. Can I get you something to drink? Or maybe something to eat, you look hungry."

She hasn't turned her back yet, seemingly too happy to find someone to talk to.

>>9341363
Crap, dropped my trip in another thread. That one's me.

>>9341314

Get out.

If we can learn prestidigitation, everything will rock

>>9341363
"Hungry...I...Yes...Alive, please"

>>9341423
No goddamnit, we don't know where we are and we don't want to freak out a nonhostile person who's currently aiding us.

>>9341363
"Only if you're on the menu" *weak smile*
watch her heart melt, consume

>>9341455
She already know's we're a freak, so lets just ask for some live food.
It's not that odd, people feed snakes like food all the time.

>>9341363
ask for a glass of water and get dressed when she goes to get it

>>9341465
WHAT THE FUCK

Much as I want to eat a wizard or even a wannabe wizard, it might not hurt to have an ally or two. Especially one with MAGIC to back us up. At least until we get multiple actions. If nothing else, wait until she tells us where to find more/other wizards to nom.

>>9341480
this

Actually, our food needn't be alive to gain it's properties, we've killed things before eating and gotten powers.

So just ask for meat of some kind, any kind of animal, as long as we eat it entirely.

>>9341476
Well I suppose that makes sense, just explain that you can't eat cooked food, don't say "BRING ME THE FLESH OF THE LIVING" or something similarly creepy.

>>9341498
acting pathetic is the best way to a naive woman's heart... and delicious magic powers

>>9340959

While it isn't "The Little Girl" if we were to find an optimum configuration this would allow for food storage Camel style.

>>9341500
Was going to say just about this very thing; assisting her in the short term would allow us to get into contact with more powerful wizards (or whatever) to eat, which would likely be a better use of our time.

We can eat other, more mundane things in the meantime. We still have a shit Int, and eating an awesome wizard would probably help us out immensely in that regard.

>weapon finesse
>higher str than dex

Who's retarded Idea was that?

>>9341529
i was going from the distraction value

>Eat
>Don't Eat
Split vote, waiting for now.

>ask for a glass of water and get dressed when she goes to get it
"Water, please."

She scurries out, and you toss on your shirt. Armor too? You realize that might give the impression you're leaving immediately. You can hear Claire returning with the water, humming a happy tune.

>Who's retarded Idea was that?
You got the Weapon Finesse before the Strength. You also got it for basically free after a cat-eating spree. Still might come in handy if your Dex shoots up again.

>>9341539
we eat stuff and gain powers it made sense at the time

>>9341567
"Thank you for the water, I should like to have some food as well, if that's not to much trouble...Meat, preferably."

>>9341529
>>9341549
>>9341314
>>9340959
If the original DM wants to make this into Fetishquest, that's his prerogative, but since I'm a substitute I'd sooner not go that route. Sorry.

>>9341567
Well we've got no idea what or who we are, just what we can do. An aspiring wizard seems like a good place to start trying to find out those answers.

>>9341500
>>>At least until we get multiple actions
>>>MULTIPLE ACTIONS

THIS. 3.5 ruleset makes this a pretty big deal. Until we've got that, allies are good, and we might not find another for a while.

>>9341606
no problem it was more of a joke than a serious choice. mostly to bug>>9340994
>>9341395

>>9341567
"How long was I out?"

>>9341567
No armor.

Don't eat the girl, she's apparently not much of a wizard so we wouldn't get much from her so she's more useful alive.

Try to get info about the general area from her, maybe learn about some better wizards who could be potential targets/meals.

>>9341567
ask her how much money she needs

>>9341606

Understood in regards to the Not a FETISH QUEST prerogative.

The hunting of street women wouldn't even net us any impressive stat bonuses proubably just a few unsavory skill ranks.

If we want to be the Venus doppletrap noming courtesans is where the real skill/grace combo comes in.

Might make a good leaping off point for our endgame of eating the King and gaining his Divine Right to rule.

So we're in the good graces of a PELOR worshipping neophyte wizard.

Harry Potter's new shuggoth familiar?

Would be a heck of a thing to end up corrupting/ opening up new pathways of discovery for this lass everytime we consume a new creature through our link.

>>9341706
we can't use that money anyway

>>9341723
> eating the King and gaining his Divine Right to rule
I'm not sure you can earn Divine Right by eating someone. And odds are, if that were true, we'd have it anyways, because WE KILLED THE KING. VIVA LA REVOLUTION!

>>9341567
Don't eat for now. Instead, we are going to corrupt her. Eat her rival wizards. Provide her money. Teach her the spells we learn. Give her spell books from the wizards we kill.
She can help cover us in this city. We killed lots of people and soon the guard will be on the look out. She can help us hide, and possibly use summon monster 1 for noms.
Of course, one day we will eat her, but not till she's outlived her usefulness.

>>9341809
The original quest said we could take someone's appearance.

WEAR KINGS SKIN


RULE AS GOD

>"Thank you for the water, I should like to have some food as well, if that's not to much trouble...Meat, preferably."
"Um, okay! Let me see what I can find."

>"How long was I out?"
"Most of the day. A little over 7 hours."

>No armor.
>Try to get info about the general area from her, maybe learn about some better wizards who could be potential targets/meals.
"Are other wizards having this financial problem too?" you ask.
"Anyone not already certified is. The two running the library realize how much money they can make off of charging us through the nose. Leaves them time to research, while we have to actually use our magic to make a living. Luckily, I've got the market cornered for rapid message and package delivery, and I'm the main name this side of the city for one-way mounts. If I could just get better alchemy creating supplies, I could start making some money there too..."

>ask her how much money she needs
"A lot. I'm not even sure at the moment, the way they keep jacking up spell and scroll prices, and with how much personal tutoring costs. Could be over a thousand gold if they keep that up, before I get my cert. I'm hoping I can get done sooner, it would help out a lot."

>Don't eat her
Okay.

>The original quest said we could take someone's appearance.
I don't see where he said that, but sure. Assuming someone's appearance counts as your upgrade, though.

>>9341894
To the library we must go! For there asshole wizards and we can set up their racket for our own use. Claire of course can use the library for free, in exchange for rare or exotic nommables.

Ask her to explain magic in this world a little bit better by showing interest in how she does what she does, mentioning that you are a "curious person."

Offer to form a partnership, saying how you don't know anybody in the city, have a place to stay ect... In return you can help her in her wizardy quest.

>a thousand gold
FUCK that's expensive.
Well let's give her what we've got out of thanks, and be on our way. We've got enough bad karma to sink an island atm we could do do be king.

>>9341965
Actually, we couldn't take on an appearance, we just looked more human like the more humans we ate. I guess if we ate a whole bunch of identical people, eventually we'd look just like them too...
But there are better uses of the clone spell, I think.

>>9341989
Actually, I would suggest that if we go to the library, we find a codex of legendary creatures, find one we want some abilities from, hire a team of adventurers, and go kill it. Then we sneak a little meat from it into a pouch and nom it when no-one's looking.

>>9340810
Cubivore? OH BOY! I love that game!

>>9341989
Waitwaitwait.

Tell her she has indeed been blessed by Pelor for her kindness. We're filthy rich, and in gratitude we'll BUY THE LIBRARY from the two who run it now. (Of course, we'll actually get ownership by nomming.) And that she can have free access to its archive, or even move there if she wants.

>>9342039
How about we eat our way up the adventurer foodchain, gathering equipment and abilities as we go, and THEN we go kill our own legendary noms.

>>9342039
We can just eat the adventurers afterward.

>>9342087
We have no bluff. We need to fix that before we start spinning yarns about being millionaires here to fix her problem with gold.
Then again, she doesn't seem the wisest person in the world, maybe an untrained bluff check could work on her...

>>9342091

Well the current legendary creature would be the freaking GATORS within the city's sewers.

If we could somehow find a way to retain surface appearance, being more human looking for instance, while still getting massive gnashing reptile upgrades no one would miss them.

Perhaps looking for the usual "Giant Gator in Basement" quest equivalents that hand out some meager gold in order to case the city?

Also she runs a courier service? Get ourselves slightly more human looking and we could use our incredible wall scaling abilities to pretty much have a cover job that allows us to get a better feel for the city.

inb4 Assassin's Creed 2 starting arc.

>>9342190
THIS
Except far better than Assassin's Creed 2, because the assassin is a doppelgangergator.

If we invest in her and we make sure she succeeds, what's in it for us?

>To the library we must go! For there asshole wizards and we can set up their racket for our own use. Claire of course can use the library for free, in exchange for rare or exotic nommables.
>Tell her she has indeed been blessed by Pelor for her kindness. We're filthy rich, and in gratitude we'll BUY THE LIBRARY from the two who run it now. (Of course, we'll actually get ownership by nomming.) And that she can have free access to its archive, or even move there if she wants.
>Offer to form a partnership, saying how you don't know anybody in the city, have a place to stay ect... In return you can help her in her wizardy quest.
>Well let's give her what we've got out of thanks, and be on our way. We've got enough bad karma to sink an island atm we could do do be king.
Vote on one of these, please.

>Ask her to explain magic in this world a little bit better by showing interest in how she does what she does, mentioning that you are a "curious person."
"I guess there are quite a few people who don't get to see magic that often. Well, there's only about 2% of the populace who actively practices magic, and even fewer who manage to get beyond the basics--either because of lack of ability or lack of funds. The two at the library are both certified; the junior of the partnership is a transmuter and the senior is a generalist like myself. They can spend their time researching, but I've got to find practical applications of magic to make cash. Luckily, I'm pretty good at that part of it, because I don't have rich parents willing to bankroll my studies. Babbling again... sorry, I'm a little excited. Did you have something in particular you wanted me to tell or show you?"

>>9342190
This.
Ask about working as a courier and if she knows anyone who was problems with pests.

Hey guys, what's up?

>Also she runs a courier service? Get ourselves slightly more human looking and we could use our incredible wall scaling abilities to pretty much have a cover job that allows us to get a better feel for the city.
>Except far better than Assassin's Creed 2, because the assassin is a doppelgangergator.
"Yeah, I have a spell that gets me moving really fast. I can hand-deliver messages in no time at all. And if it's something too big for me to carry, I magic up a floating disk to zip behind me and carry it. It tuckers me out, but it pays the bills."

>If we invest in her and we make sure she succeeds, what's in it for us?
Several anons have mentioned that having an ally would be a boon in its own right.

>>9342257
>Offer to form a partnership, saying how you don't know anybody in the city, have a place to stay ect... In return you can help her in her wizardy quest.
+1 vote

>Offer to form a partnership, saying how you don't know anybody in the city, have a place to stay ect... In return you can help her in her wizardy quest

>Ask about working as a courier
See above, will elaborate if desired.

>and if she knows anyone who was problems with pests.
"Like mice? I've got Chomskie to take care of any of those around here. I'm getting a bit worried, though, he hasn't come back home since last night."
"I was thinking something bigger, you know?"
"Usually if there's something that's an actual danger, one of those small groups of sword-for-hires will go put it down for the bounty."

>Offer to form a partnership, saying how you don't know anybody in the city, have a place to stay ect... In return you can help her in her wizardy quest.
This. One vote for this.

Even if I am voting against an idea I suggested. I still think we should eat the wizards at the library. But they may be a bit too high level for us right now.

>Did you have something in particular you wanted me to tell or show you?
> or show you?

Heh heh.

>>9342416
they would blast us to pieces look what one rogue did

>>9342404
Suggest that with both of you working as couriers, she could make at least 1.5x the money, and in return she houses you and GASP - teaches you magic, mayhaps?

>>9342362

I too vote for this.

+1

We might want to do something about our scent however. Having the accumulated instincts of a score of city dwelling mammals might present the suggestion that we get bathed and manage to keep the stink of whatever we are from being traced back to us.

Nice part about this is if we do lose discipline and Nom someone we just eat a rat to alter our scent and throw off any ranger class trackers. At least that's the idea TempDM.

>Offer to form a partnership, saying how you don't know anybody in the city, have a place to stay ect... In return you can help her in her wizardy quest.
>Courier job
"Well... it'd be awfully rude of me to turn you away now when you're in need. No funny business if you're staying here, though! If you think you can keep up with working as a courier, that WOULD let me expand the business... if you don't have access to magic though, I'm not sure how you'll keep up. But I'll give you a fair shot! And... you can help me with getting certified? Really!? Yay! Wait... how?"

>they would blast us to pieces look what one rogue did
That was actually a pair of experts. Otherwise you'd have had the option for trapfinding and sneak attack.

>>9342545
demonstrate dexterity by quickly jumping from wall to ceiling, clinging there for a moment, and gliding down.

>>9342404
Guys I think we ate her cat.

>>9342586
NO
Keep our abilities mysterious for now, just keep up with her, etc.
Tell her that you have some diplomatic skill, and may be able to crack a deal with the Library to lower their prices for the two of you.

>>9342574
that just makes my case better.
experts are worse than rogues

>>9342545
>"Yay! Wait... how?"
Let's be sure that she doesn't think we're up to anything bad. Just tell her it'll be a surprise or something.

>>9342545
Not entirely sure how we're going to help you get certified yet, but it's the least we can do in exchange for making sure we weren't left lying unconscious in the street to get waylaid.

We're a bit of a jack of all trades; something's bound to come up eventually.

>>9342545
Fuck. How are we going to help her become a wizard, without tell her we can eat her competition?

>>9342545
tell her that we will think of some thing

>>9342545

Anon pointed it out wonderfully in

>>9342444

That we could in the very least help her get 1.5x the money.

Tell he we're good at climbing and have been something of a runner our whole lives. (Or at least the WHOLE LIVES we've devoured..WAHAHAHA -ahem- thank goodness we haven't gotten Nefarious Laugh from a BBEG yet)

She could always time us in a venue of her choosing to see if we're as fast as we say.

This might lead to others seeing our endurance in public and possible leads in addition to her own.

>>9342635
because we learn fast

>>9342608
HAHAHAHAHAHA.

>>9342610
This for telling her how. Really, we'll just nom them.

>Wait... how?

"I am a man of... many talents."

stop with the incredibly cheesy/cliche lines. Unless of course you want to go full bore and do them all the time. If that's your plan, then by all means, continue.

>>9342726
or "i'm an extremely talented individual."

I agree. Talented. Fast learner. Fleet footed. Good at keeping secrets. Business secrets.

>Keep our abilities mysterious for now, just keep up with her, etc. Tell her that you have some diplomatic skill, and may be able to crack a deal with the Library to lower their prices for the two of you.
>Let's be sure that she doesn't think we're up to anything bad. Just tell her it'll be a surprise or something.
>Not entirely sure how we're going to help you get certified yet, but it's the least we can do in exchange for making sure we weren't left lying unconscious in the street to get waylaid. We're a bit of a jack of all trades; something's bound to come up eventually.
>That we could in the very least help her get 1.5x the money. Tell he we're good at climbing and have been something of a runner our whole lives. (Or at least the WHOLE LIVES we've devoured..WAHAHAHA -ahem- thank goodness we haven't gotten Nefarious Laugh from a BBEG yet) She could always time us in a venue of her choosing to see if we're as fast as we say.

"Well, alright. As soon as you're all better, probably in the next day or two, we can see how fast you can get across town. And--wait, shoot, I was supposed to get you something to eat! I'll be right back!"
"Raw, please. It's taboo to eat cooked meat where I'm from."
"Wha--? Ew. Well, alright."

You down the slab of pork she brings you, but it's not nearly as satisfying as meat. It doesn't taste as good, and it doesn't fill you up the same way. Most disappointingly, you don't feel able to make yourself something more. Maybe it's only from things you kill? Or recently dead things? Or the whole creature? You're not sure. But getting some REAL food would be really nice right now.

This reminds me of Prototype, the video game, except actually good.

Also if you eat a Lich do you turn undead

>How?
"But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very short career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people I nom."

>>9342811
Thank her and tell her we're going to go for a walk and get some fresh air but we'll be back later.

Go find something to nom.

>>9342811
Pretty sure we have to eat it whole.

I think we should still stick to fairly small time, animals and such.

OH AND WE NEED TO FIND A CHOKER

THIS IS PRIORITY

>>9342811

Possibly accompany her to market and buy some live chickens.

If it's life force we need it's life force we'll be getting.

Explain it as an essential ritual for 'good luck' be DISCREET about devouring live chickens. We don't know what we look like when we feed. Might be a good thing to find out if she has any mirrors.

With our disguise ranks and some observation of our very reactions we might be able to pull some 'snatch and nom' maneuvers in the future.

Imagine the awesome we'd have from Rooster heel spurs.

>Thank her and tell her we're going to go for a walk and get some fresh air but we'll be back later. Go find something to nom.
>Possibly accompany her to market and buy some live chickens.
Vote on it. Just need a second.

Thank her and tell her we're going to go for a walk and get some fresh air but we'll be back later. Go find something to nom.

Guys, remember about the prostitutes. Don't eat them for the boobs, eat them for their high Charisma. We could use some higher Cha. And we might find something else too. But for now, we should pick
>Thank her and tell her we're going to go for a walk and get some fresh air but we'll be back later. Go find something to nom.
>Possibly accompany her to market and buy some live chickens.

>>9343005
First one. Ignore my brainfart.

>Thank her and tell her we're going to go for a walk and get some fresh air but we'll be back later. Go find something to nom.

+1

>>9342987
Yes.

>Thank her and tell her we're going to go for a walk and get some fresh air but we'll be back later. Go find something to nom.

Voting on this one. Also, we need a cover story to tell Claire if we ever get caught nomming animals. Something about it being a dietery requirement. Or something.
And if she ever asks about our race: We don't know.
This is important. And basically the truth. Which is easier to go with then a large pack of lies about being from some far off land. We woke up with no memory, the inability to eat cooked meat, and a major headache. We know we are fast and we are strong and we climb well.

>Thank her and tell her we're going to go for a walk and get some fresh air but we'll be back later. Go find something to nom.
Back out into the city, and into the familiarity of the alleys. There's several places you've considered going that you could hit up now.
>Library (wizards, if you think you can take them)
>Bar (might find adventurer party there)
>Brothel (whores, although the local ones aren't much to look at)
>Shops (it's about dusk, but some might still be open)
>Other (toss a suggestion out)

You have 8/14 HP after that rest.

Brothel than Bar. Brothel for some easy Cha, Bar to hire weak adventurers, steal their gear and stats.

We could go to the church. What kind of stuff could we get from the priests?

Bar

>>9343112
Shop, lets eat us a shopkeep take a bunch of items and/or gold to help our new wizard girl. Then off to brothel where we can easily hire a hooker, take her away, and eat her for some easy hp.

>>9343112
Find some soft targets in the alleys and then check out the sewers. Maybe find a dwarf or half-orc and nom him for darkvision before we go in, it's probably dark down there.

>>9343174
>>9343156
eat some drunk

Brothel sounds a good idea. We'll need to kill any morsels quietly, and it would be good if we can use a disguise so we don't get fingered later.

>What kind of stuff could we get from the priests?
Depends on which church you go to--there's one to Pelor and one to St Cuthbert. Different priests have different domains.

First option to get 3 votes wins.

>>9343201
If we could, we should grab a dwarven child. Fewer wasted abilities that way.

>>9343240
Brothel.

>>9343112
Stables.
Horses have high stats, higher movement speeds, and the Endurance feat, all of with would help with our courier job.

Sewers.
Crocs have excellent stats and a swim speed. Also skill focus hide. We might also find snakes for poison, and improved initiative.

>>9343267
Yes, stables for Endurance. We're already stronger than most horses, though.

>>9343267
And the Run feat, too!

>>9343287
Stables with any good horses will probably be guarded. I vote for Brothel.

>>9343267
i like the how you think

>>9343112

Other --> Bar
We look for students to Nom. Carousing blockheads from whatever trades they have going on in this city. also it might aid us in looking even more human.

If they're scroll savvy their delicious intelligence will make our work tomorrow that much easier. Being able to multi-task and memorize routes and possibly record them on paper for mage-girl later would help us BOTH out greatly.

After all we're Cha 14, while that doesn't impart any major bonuses it's 4 more points than strictly average. Might have been some of that 'Ron Pearlman magic' that had mage-girl pick us up off the street than any sort of Pelorian guilt.

Our Disguise skill can help us hide any immediate departures from our present features. Or so we hope TempDM.

>>9343240
Although I want to go to a shop, no one else does so for the sake of moving this along. Brothel.

Brothel

>>9343287
Strength is fine. It's our Con I'm looking at. Either a warhorse or a mule could bumb it up. And a riding dog could get us Track.

>Brothel
>Then Stables

You go to the nearest brothel. The prostitutes in this one aren't exactly the nicest looking girls around. Still, they should be pretty soft targets for healing up.

Action?

>>9343364
I LIKE the way you think!

>>9343287

Second.

>>9343373
Did we leave Claire's place with or without our gear?

Hire the best looking one there, but give the money straight to her, and refuse otherwise. Eat and take your money back.

>Did we leave Claire's place with or without our gear?
With.

>>9343373
haha I just remembered. We sound like a child... this is gonna mess with the prostites isn't it? I vote we don't talk we just get disguised as best as possible to look "normal". Go up to a hooker show her money and point her to a nearby alleyway.

>>9343373
use Disguise to hide are non-human features.

>>9343428
Not just that, but make us look like a different person, so we don't get identified later.

>>9343426
we need to upgrade that

>>9343413
>>9343426
>>9343428
>>9343443
These all basicly say the same thing, so lets do this thang.

>>9343364
>>9343267

Damnit Kai, you're awesome. I am now convinced your plan of action is the better one.

HOWEVER be on the lookout for adventurers frequenting the brothel. Last thing we need to do is snack on Conan equivalent's favorite wench of the eve' and have him use us for a short story XP speed bump.

Although if he's passed out drunk BARBARIAN RAGE will be ours.

>use Disguise to hide are non-human features.
>1d20+5=16

>Hire the best looking one there, but give the money straight to her, and refuse otherwise. Eat and take your money back.
>We sound like a child... this is gonna mess with the prostitutes isn't it? I vote we don't talk we just get disguised as best as possible to look "normal". Go up to a hooker show her money and point her to a nearby alleyway.
"Jeez, are you sure you're even old enough, kid? Whatever. Eighteen gold to the matron. And I'm not doing it in that alley, there's rooms in the back for a reason."

Wait until we're out of sight, and as far away from other people as possible. Bound her mouth, arms, and legs, tell her you're into that sort of thing. Then kill her and eat her body.

Pay the matron and head back with the girl. Take her from behind and wrap our hands around her throat to squeeze her into oblivion.

>>9343490
Hand her a quickly made blindfold, tell her to put it on then with her eyes covered grab her mouth with one hand and repeatedly stab her in the gut with a knife with the other.

>>9343596
After paying the matron and entering the backroom ofcourse.

>>9343548

inb4 peepholes in rooms to keep highest earning girls safe from strangulation.

>>9343531
Seconded.

In this thread, the more detail we put into a response, the less chance we have of having something go wrong, right?

>>9343612
check for peepholes

also do we have penis?

quest thread

>>9343626
i'm pretty sure we're still generic, we'll have to absorb gender some time.

>>9343626
Doubt it, if we do its probably a tiny catlike penis.

>>9343548
This. Then she can't scream. Don't forget to check for peepholes, etc. When you start to fake sex, roll off the bed or something to hide from any possible ones.

>Wait until we're out of sight, and as far away from other people as possible. Bound her mouth, arms, and legs, tell her you're into that sort of thing. Then kill her and eat her body.
>Pay the matron and head back with the girl. Take her from behind and wrap our hands around her throat to squeeze her into oblivion.

Total gold goes from 89 to 71. "That costs extra! Wait a second!" Too late. You're quick and she's bound. It's not too difficult to squeeze her breath out.
Current HP: 8/14

CHOOSE ONE:
SKILLS
Bluff +4
Diplomacy +2
Sense Motive +2
Tumble +4

FEATS
Skill focus: Bluff
Acrobatic

See if we can absorb TITS and VAGOO from her.

What, you know it will be useful sometime.

>>9343531
Does this prevent her from fighting back?

Acrobatic

>>9343689
Shit, no ability scores?
Lame.
Skill focus Bluff

>>9343708
what did you expect? int?

Diplomacy +2. To charm us into the library, etc.

>>9343708
Instead of +4 to bluff, you're fucking stupid.

>In this thread, the more detail we put into a response, the less chance we have of having something go wrong, right?
That is usually correct.

Also in this case because of the several people mentioning looking for peepholes before I posted (even though I didn't see the posts first), I'll add that to the actions done. Peephole gets blocked discreetly, and nobody is aware yet of what went on.

>>9343689
Acrobatic. It will basically enhance are already good jumping, tumbling, ect abilities which are good to have as a courier.

Skill Focus (bluff).

No Cha? Whatever, just take bluff. We might be able to trick the mage chick into giving us a bigger cut of the courier profits that way. And we could actually lie.

Skill Focus: Bluff is more valuable than the +4 Bluff, as it's harder to acquire.

>>9343731
we can get 4 or perhaps 5 ranks in bluff from another source. Skill Focus is somewhat more rare.

>>9343736
I second Acrobatic for the same reasons.

>Shit, no ability scores?
Her highest ability was a 14 Cha.

>>9343740
Skill Focus [General]

Choose a skill.
Benefit

You get a +3 bonus on all checks involving that skill.
vs
Bluff 4
which looks better to you?

>>9343776
That sticks around if we get a better Bluff in the future though.

>>9343776
Focus, because its still more rare. And it stacks.

>>9343776
Feats over Skills. Skill focus (Bluff)

Skill Focus: Bluff acquired. Stat block incoming.

Action?

>>9343785
Yep. And it's only a 1 point difference, so we may as well grab the feat.

>>9343731
You're fucking retarded, we can increase the bluff skill, not so with feats.

dumbass

>>9343689

I'd vote for;

Bluff+4
or
Skill focus: Bluff

3.5 pros please chime in. We need to lie our proto-gonads off about this in order to escape.

Also know that organized crime will be on the lookout for our MO as far as the high priced whores go.

Again TempDM not going for the 'little girl' angle however if we soften up our outside appearance and learn the harlot's voice we might be able to have more latitude in our Disguise attempts.

Acrobatic lets go all hunter again

>>9343796
Is there any other way out of the room besides the door we came in?

>LOOK STATS
Hit Dice: 2d6+4 HP (8/14 HP)
Base Attack/Grapple: +1/+2
Cricket Bat +5 melee (1d6+4)
Knife +5 melee (1d4+4)
Claws +5 melee (1d4+2)
Bite +5 melee (1d6+4)

AC 15 (+3 dex, +2 leather armor)
Str 18, Dex 17, Con 15, Int 10, Wis 17, Cha 14
Fort +4, Reflex +4, Will +3
15 foot climb speed
40 foot land speed
Membrane for gliding (40 ft (clumsy) in favourable winds)

Scent, Low Light Vision
Language: Common

Total skill bonuses (when higher than stat):
Jump +17
Hide +13
Move Silently +13
Balance +7
Disguise +5
Bluff +5
Knowledge (Local) +4

Feats:
• Stealthy
• Weapon Finesse
• Great Fortitude
• Point Blank Shot

>LOOK INVENTORY
Cricket Bat
Decent Clothes
Knife
20 ft rope
Leather Armor
84 gp, 30 silver, 53 copper
Scroll: Calm Animals
Scroll: Summon Nature's Ally I
Light Crossbow
3 crossbow bolts (tipped with knockout poison)

Walk outside of the door calmly, a satisfied look on your face. Begin to walk out, and if you find a favorable opportunity, steal the gold away from the brothel and jump outside. Once outside, quickly swing around to the side of the brothel, and climb up to the roof. I don't think they would look there. Also, don't go into the alley were all the people buying the cheaper ones are.

Loot the body?

>>9343796
Is there a window? If so, break it with a chair or something and jump out, cling to the side of the building, and ESCAPE ESCAPE

>>9343840
This. No one suspects anything yet, so no reason to act suspicious.

>Is there any other way out of the room besides the door we came in?
There's a small window with a shutter.

>Again TempDM not going for the 'little girl' angle however if we soften up our outside appearance and learn the harlot's voice we might be able to have more latitude in our Disguise attempts.
Crap, the voice. I knew I forgot something. In addition to taking someone's appearance, you can take their voice. Unlike the appearance, you can switch between voices as often as you'd like.

Also I did the money math wrong because I remembered the previous number, that is fixed in stat block.

>>9343837
You forgot skill focus

>>9343840
GUys, we're all stupid. It's only been about a minute. First we need to fake sex - the peephole may not see us, but they can still hear us. Once we do so, then we can do the casual thing, but no stealing or anything. They're going to go in and check on her. Just fake sex, walk out calmly, done. We can always mug people in alleyways for money.

>>9343867
take her voice

I suggest we leave through the window.

>>9343837

Also we need to disguise ourselves once out of sight.

Next stop on Kai's awesome skill buffet time for the races!

>Walk outside of the door calmly, a satisfied look on your face. Begin to walk out, and if you find a favorable opportunity, steal the gold away from the brothel and jump outside. Once outside, quickly swing around to the side of the brothel, and climb up to the roof. I don't think they would look there. Also, don't go into the alley were all the people buying the cheaper ones are.

The gold is long gone into the strongbox, but you could attempt to take it, or force the matron to open it up. Either might get you severely unwanted attention from the bouncers. Otherwise, you can make it out undetected.

>>9343925
Get out of there. We're still pretty damn weak.

>>9343925
Leave without incident and find a cheap stable.

>>9343925
We don't give a shit about the gold

>You forgot skill focus
Factored it into Bluff bonus, but I'll fix it for the next time, thanks.

Head to stables?

>>9343925
>>9343932
seconding this. also is there more than one Brothel in town?

>>9343963
Yes

>>9343963
Lets do it. (Also, I told you that we could just walk out. No window jumping required!)

Priority abilites:
Change Shape- From Rakshasa , Aranea, whatever, we need it.

Quickness- From a Choker, this is great.

>>9343925
Take prostitute's panties.Get out. Walk quickly through back allies until you get to a stable.

>>9343963

A cheap stable. Something inexpensive. Keep to the shadows, hide and move silently.

>>9343963

Yes heading to stables please.

An amusing thought, once we get good enough at bluffing might we be able to make it seem as if there's a conversation going on amongst different people?

So far we have the possible Harlot Mom and wee Child characters in our stolen breaths.

>GUys, we're all stupid. It's only been about a minute. First we need to fake sex - the peephole may not see us, but they can still hear us.
I figured this would be done as part of the plan. Kind of like taking your gear with you even though it wasn't stated.

>also is there more than one Brothel in town?
Yes

>Stables
You get to the only stables you know of in town. There's a stableboy dozing outside in front of the latched heavy doors.

Action?

I am going to try playing this with a friend of mine over MSN, this is a fucking awesome idea OP. You are a God among fa/tg/uys. How many HPs did we start out with?

Just sneak past him. We should utilize our steal skills. Besides, I bet he doesn't have anything useful on him (skill wise, that is).

>>9344045
Any horses in there and are they asleep?

>An amusing thought, once we get good enough at bluffing might we be able to make it seem as if there's a conversation going on amongst different people?
You could do that, yes.

>So far we have the possible Harlot Mom and wee Child characters in our stolen breaths.
Steal a person's language and you've stolen their voice. Otherwise, you don't yet. Which is why even with the other humans eaten, you still sound mostly like a kid.

>>9344065
Oh, and if we can't easily get over the fence, use our cat-dexterity to take the keys off him. But if the gate makes noise, quickly muffle and kill the stable boy. Don't want to run the risk of him waking up at that point. Actually, any noises with horses would wake him up too, so just kill him and take the keys.

>>9344045
Did we take the prostitute panties? Also, sneak up behind the sleeping stableboy and examine him to see if you can see the key to the lock on him.

>>9344045
Choke him, drag him inside. Check for life-forms.

>>9344045

Move quietly and observe.

Give it a minute to see if the stableboy will be missed.

Also if we can throw our Harlot's voice to make it seem as if he's needed elsewhere.

"Oi you! Stop dozing and get to work"

Then knock him out, tie him up and eat the horse.

Use Harlot's voice again "Next time little man don't doze so soundly"

Plan being we use kid's voice around Mage-girl and Harlot's on victims we don't need to immediately kill.

That way we can build up conflicting accounts to muddle any that are beginning to hunt us.

If the stableboy is asleep we should crush his skull with our cricket bat, eat him, THEN sleep in.

>>9343963
Stables. We wants the Run feat, the Endurance feat, better movement speed, better fort save, and better Con from Horses.
Riding dogs will have Alertness and Track.
Mules have +2 dex bonus versus slipping or Falling
And Donkeys have +2 to balance.

Kill the stable boy, take voice.

A thought occurs. Would the young mageling notice any change in voice/appearance of her darling grey blob?

>>9344045
Eat the kid, get some handle animal. It will likely help.

>>9344159
She seemed pretty ditzy. Just remain hooded and don't give her a good look, and we should be fine.

>I am going to try playing this with a friend of mine over MSN, this is a fucking awesome idea OP. You are a God among fa/tg/uys. How many HPs did we start out with?
STARTING STATS
Hit Dice: 1d6+0 (6)
Base Attack Bonus/Grapple: +0/+0
AC 10
Str 10, Dex 10, Con 10, Into 10, Wis 10, Cha 10
Skills: None
Feats: None
Special Abilities: Devour

I was thinking about running something like this after taking part in the discussion, but Prime Mover deserves the credit for making it into a quest. Good luck running it for your friend.

>Any horses in there and are they asleep?
There are 3 horses and a donkey inside. It's pretty empty right now.

>Did we take the prostitute panties?
No.

>Keys
Just a latched door, no lock. The stableboy is supposed to be keeping an eye on it.

>Kill him.
Surprise gives you an easy kill. You drag him inside quickly and reclose the door.

Action?

>>9344200
consume him

>>9344200
Uhm, what does he give us besides his voice?

>>9344200
Look around, if there's no sentients inside, consume. If there are, we'll need to figure that one out.

>>9344200
Check for other sentient life-forms.
If there are none, catalogue everything in the stables.
Then eat him.

>Eat the kid, get some handle animal. It will likely help.
Would you like that as +4 Handle Animal, or Animal Affinity feat? Or I can post full choices.

>>9344268
full choices please

>>9344268
FUUUUUULLLLLL CHOOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIICEEEEEEESSSSS

>GET HORSE
>GET DONKEY
>USE HORSE ON DONKEY
>GET MULE
>CONSUME MULE

>>9344268
I doubt we will be riding. Take the skill points over the feat.

Eat everything.

CHOOSE ONE
16 year old voice
Handle Animal +4
Ride +4
Animal Affinity feat
Athletic feat

>>9344268
Full choices please.

>>9344326
We should be careful, horses are dangerous.

>>9344333
ATHLETIC DEAR GOD

we also have this Scroll: Calm Animals if we need it

>>9344326

>>9344333
I say handle animal.

I like Athletic.

>>9344353
That we can't use.

>>9344350
We took the camel without problem. We can handle a horse.

>>9344333
I still vote handle animal +4

>>9344333
Athletic feat

>>9344352
>>9344378
Running on walls is the way of the future, people.

Athletic

Athletic feat acquired! (By narrow margin)

The horses seem a bit skittish at your scent. How do you want to approach this?

Animal Handling. Seems harder to get than Athletics, and one of the animals might have it.

>>9344353

I don't believe we know enough spellcraft to make that scroll work.

While athletics is nice Animal Affinity will allow us better means of securing our food.

Also we have 3 crossbow bolts with knockout stuff on them for the animals we don't want to eat but silence efficiently.

However we did eat the drunk without getting tipsy so we might be able to knock out the other critters with point blank shot to nom on them after .

>>9344415
Look around the area to make sure you're safe. After that, just go down the line of horses starting from the top. Don't forget to make sure that the other horses can't get out and group up on you.

what type of horses are they?

>>9344404
We should eat more rats. They have a racial +8 to Balance, Climb, and Swim.

>>9344404
Think bigger mah boi, become so powerful that we don't need to.

>>9344436

inb4 Draft or Warhorses :_:

>>9344415
Since we don't have the handle animal skill I guess we'll just have to kill them.

>>9344415
Use the knock out poison on the horses.
Also stables always have rats. Check for some.
Any other animals/vermin in the stable should be nommed as well.

What animals are present for us to slay?

>>9344452
in b4 one horse is actually a god-level wizard who is also a pedo and wanted to stalk the stableboy

>what type of horses are they?
2 light riding horses, 1 heavy cart puller. Donkey is a donkey.

>Look around the area to make sure you're safe. After that, just go down the line of horses starting from the top. Don't forget to make sure that the other horses can't get out and group up on you.
They're each in a pen, but you don't have anything to throw at them. Short of crossbowing them, you'll have to get in there, and they've smelled you.

>>9344415
putting my noisy crossbow aside, i firmly grip the knockout poison bolt and attempt to stab it into the horses hide mother fuck

We should use the crossbow, and reuse one of the bolts so as to not decontaminate the other two as well.

>>9344518
Climb above closest pen, drop down on horse, consume, repeat

I vote we leave, this doesn't look good for us.

>in b4 one horse is actually a god-level wizard who is also a pedo and wanted to stalk the stableboy
Nope, two of them. Too bad they lost their magic during the transformation process. And their Int. And their wizard feats.

>>9344496
>>9344542
>>9344548
>>9344554
>>9344556
Okay, somebody second one of these.

>>9344548
The horses are going to go crazy if we do that. Horses don't have anything particularly good except base speed. I say we knockout a light horse with the crossbow then devour him quickly and use the 60ft speed to run out of there.

>>9344496
Second'd

What the fuck?
We got the kids voice for free, why do we need to choose this guys voice?

>>9344556
Don't be a dopplepussy. Kill and consume horse number one.

>>9344554
>>9344542
Combine these plans.
Climb above the fuckers, and then stab it with the bolt as you land. Aim to land hard around the neck, and maybe we can break it with our bodyweight.

>>9344584

We need to LEAVE!

Horses make INSANE noise when agitated.

Donkeys? you think they chirp like rabbits? HELL NO!

Bug out operation horsemeat is a NO GO.

>>9344608
I assume that's because we didn't have a voice.

>>9344586
This sounds like the most sensible thing, eat one horse after knocking it out then run like hell when the horses freak out.

>>9344643
Agreed. Just go for the strongest one, shoot it with a bolt.

>>9344643
Hope that poison won't hit us if we eat a poisoned horse.

>>9344621
retard

>>9344586
we should grab the run feat in stead as we have a 40ft run speed

If OP is still waiting for consensus just roll for one of the choices, I CAN WAIT NO LONGER.

>>9344681
eat a horse then run for it

>We got the kids voice for free, why do we need to choose this guys voice?
You took his language, and got the voice as part of the package.

>Use crossbow bolt on strongest horse
>1d20+4=7 Bolt
>1d20+4=10, 1d20+4=10 Hooves
>1d20+4=22 Bolt
>1d4=3
>1d20+5=6 Fort save

You withdraw after stabbing the bolt into the horse, and though you dodge its hooves it and the other horses begin to panic. You got the bolt right into the bloodstream near the brain, it's taking affect quickly, but you may not have time to eat the horse before trouble arrives.

Action?

>>9344643
Second this, kill eat run.

In Practice, this is like a doppleganger with schizophrenia. awesome.

>>9344834
Chomp as fast as possible NOM NOM NOM

Eat and get the fuck out. If necessary, just climb some shit.

Hide and be ready to kill/eat anyone who comes to investigate. Is there an upper floor to hide on, like in a barn?

>>9344834

CHOOSE ONE IF YOU EAT THE HORSE
50 foot run speed
Run feat
Endurance feat
+3 Natural armor
+4 Spot
+4 Listen

Hide and see who comes to check on them.

Run feat

>>9344868
CRAP FORGOT

CAN ALSO INCREASE MAX HP TO 19.

>>9344868
Run feat

WAIT
WAIT
WAIT
WAIT
Will eating it give us the poison that we stabbed into it?

>Will eating it give us the poison that we stabbed into it?

Only one way to find out!

But you do have a highly efficient metabolism.

>>9344885
19 hp ftw

>>9344868
The natural armor looks nice, but we can likely get it from another horse, plus it's likely to alter our appearance.

>>9340810
Soo... I'm playing a fucking redcap?

>>9344881
>>9344883
"five times your normal speed"

>>9344909
Can we get a nibble first, to see if we feel anything? I don't want to eat the horse just to be knocked out and captured by authorities.

run feat

>eat horse
>run fast

>>9344930
This is why we should hide and wait to see if authorities come before eating.

>>9344925
holy crap srsly?
run feat

>Can we get a nibble first, to see if we feel anything? I don't want to eat the horse just to be knocked out and captured by authorities.
You'll need to roll a will save to quit eating. You've got enough self discipline to not eat even when you're hungry (which is often), but once you start, instinct kicks in pretty hard.

Our hide is great. We should lay a trap, near the door and above, if possible. We may be able to get an extra meal out of the deal.

GUYS

We're going to get poisoned if we eat. Either take a nibble to see if it will hurt, or hide and wait for the authorities, then eat after they leave.

>>9344977
What's our odds of coming out successful on that roll.

Also, with his wording and all the rolls we're taking, it REALLY sounds like this meat is poisoned.

>>9344909

"But you do have a highly efficient metabolism."

We'll be caught chomping on this but have the Run feat in order to book ass.

Sounds like a fair tradeoff.

Only bad thing is that now people might be able to make the conncetion between a being that can run as fast as a horse and a courier doing the same.

If it gets to really BAD END status the mage-girl might be blamed for our shenanigans.

>>9344991
this

I advise hiding. The horse's injury will likely be misinterpreted. We may be able to kill a human in the process.

>>9344991
This works.

We need to eat a warlock

>>9344991

I'm changing my course of action to this.

"Clever girl"

>Chomp as fast as possible NOM NOM NOM
>Second this, kill eat run.
>Eat and get the fuck out. If necessary, just climb some shit.
>eat a horse then run for it

You tear into the large carriage horse in earnest. SO MUCH MEAT! You haven't eaten this well since the camel. You feel full again for the first time in a day, and it feels spectacular.

Run feat acquired!

Your leg muscles bulge with more size and rapidly tone. As a light flashes on in a building nearby and angry shouts join the noise of scared horses, you put these new muscles to the test, bolting out of the stables and leaping onto the wall, climbing to a safe perch quickly.

You've gained a level! 3 hp gained! +1 to each base save!

>>9345155
Huh. So it wasn't poisoned?

>>9345155
Get to a safe hiding spot on a roof somewhere in case the poison knocks us out

>>9345155

Awesome!

TempDM what's the determining factor when it comes to use going up a level.

Not trying to rules lawyer you on a quest thread.

Genuinely interested in mechanics so I can engineer this abomination into my own 3.5 amusements.

Also, we need to get a shower/bath. Stable stink will more than likely offend Mage-girl. Also something to disguise the smell of our most recent meals on our breath.

>>9345155
>LOOK STATS
Hit Dice: 3d6+6 HP (8/19 HP)
Base Attack/Grapple: +1/+5
Cricket Bat +5 melee (1d6+4)
Knife +5 melee (1d4+4)
Claws +5 melee (1d4+2)
Bite +5 melee (1d6+4)

AC 15 (+3 dex, +2 leather armor)
Str 18, Dex 17, Con 15, Int 10, Wis 17, Cha 14
Fort +5, Reflex +5, Will +4
15 foot climb speed
40 foot land speed
Membrane for gliding (40 ft (clumsy) in favourable winds)

Scent, Low Light Vision
Language: Common

Total skill bonuses (when higher than stat):
Jump +17
Hide +13
Move Silently +13
Balance +7
Climb +6 (plus climb speed)
Swim +6
Disguise +5
Bluff +5
Knowledge (Local) +4

Feats:
• Stealthy
• Athletic
• Weapon Finesse
• Great Fortitude
• Point Blank Shot
• Skill focus: Bluff
• Run

>LOOK INVENTORY
Cricket Bat
Decent Clothes
Knife
20 ft rope
Leather Armor
84 gp, 30 silver, 53 copper
Scroll: Calm Animals
Scroll: Summon Nature's Ally I
Light Crossbow
3 crossbow bolts (tipped with knockout poison)

Rest on a roof to see if the poison will effect us.

>>9345239

We're down one crossbow bolt.

Now what's next on Kai's inventory of digestion?

I think it was track dogs?

Afterwards possibly Nom another person to take the atavistic physical features down a peg.

>>9345281
Seconding this.

Also fuck yeah, I read this entire fucking thread and got to the end before it was over.

>>9345239
I notice your don't list where certain skill bonuses come from. For instance, I remember we got a racial bonus to hide and move from a cat.

Anyway, we should either A. get a rat for the racial skill bonuses. Or B, hit the sewers for gator powers.

>>9345303
I second gator powers.

>>9345226
Feel free to send me an email (in post) if you want to talk shop about DMing. Original DM and I are in contact, but I'm not tossing his email on 4chan without asking.

>Huh. So it wasn't poisoned?
You feel a bit woozy, but that feeling is fading rapidly. Either it's your metabolism being awesome, or you're developing an immunity, or that woozy feeling is just euphoria from a good meal.

>Get to a safe hiding spot on a roof somewhere in case the poison knocks us out
>Rest on a roof to see if the poison will effect us.
Just in case of a nasty surprise, you find a proper perch away from the stables, on a nice flat roof.

>>9345303
No gators until we have full HP.

Rats seem a good idea. Racial bonuses are boss.

>>9345297
Forgot about my dog suggestion. I was thinking about riding dogs, which have track. But normal dogs have it too. And Alertness.

Next thing to do is eat a rat, then find an abandoned house and a source of water to wash and disguise ourselves for the mage-girl

We should eat rats until we have full HP.

This dopple-anon longs for human contact again :(
Let's go back to the mageling, she likeses us.

>We're down one crossbow bolt.
About to post fixed stat sheet. Also screwed up HP, you should have more.

>I notice your don't list where certain skill bonuses come from. For instance, I remember we got a racial bonus to hide and move from a cat.
I can post the full detailed stats, but they're not as easy to read.

ALSO: I think this is a good place to end the session, I need some sleep (been needing sleep for almost an hour now). Will post the revised stats first though. Next session estimated Sunday, or next Tuesday if that doesn't work out. Can someone make sure this gets archived?

Eat rats to regain HP.
Find a hobo and consume him for a manly voice.
Go back to Mage-girl, roll Bluff to convince her we've always had a manly voice.
Rest for the night.

Tomorrow, if she doesn't need us for anything, eat gators.

>LOOK STATS SHOULD BE ALL FIXED NOW
Hit Dice: 3d6+6 HP (14/19 HP)
Base Attack/Grapple: +1/+5
Cricket Bat +5 melee (1d6+4)
Knife +5 melee (1d4+4)
Claws +5 melee (1d4+2)
Bite +5 melee (1d6+4)

AC 15 (+3 dex, +2 leather armor)
Str 18, Dex 17, Con 15, Int 10, Wis 17, Cha 14
Fort +5, Reflex +5, Will +4
15 foot climb speed
40 foot land speed
Membrane for gliding (40 ft (clumsy) in favourable winds)

Scent, Low Light Vision
Language: Common

Total skill bonuses (when higher than stat):
Jump +17
Hide +13
Move Silently +13
Balance +7
Climb +6 (plus climb speed)
Swim +6
Disguise +5
Bluff +5
Knowledge (Local) +4

Feats:
• Stealthy
• Athletic
• Weapon Finesse
• Great Fortitude
• Point Blank Shot
• Skill focus: Bluff
• Run

>LOOK INVENTORY
Cricket Bat
Decent Clothes
Knife
20 ft rope
Leather Armor
84 gp, 30 silver, 53 copper
Scroll: Calm Animals
Scroll: Summon Nature's Ally I
Light Crossbow
2 crossbow bolts (tipped with knockout poison)

>LOOK ALLIES
Claire (human wizard novice)

>>9345450
>>9345419
>>9345385
>>9345368

I'll post these suggestions at the start of next session.

Anything else needs saying before I go? Otherwise, I'll check the archived thread. Hope everyone's having fun, I know I am.

>>9345514
Thanks for the Quest. Catch you next time.

>>9345112

If it's a case of "You get 1 power" and we can choose then yeah, that'd be awesome - normally warlocks suck balls, but this quest suits them perfectly.

The first level invocations all have a use, Summon Swarm is the allkiller, Dark Ones Luck, Miasmic Cloud and Entropic Ward are the defense and the others have varying usefulness - Beguiling Influence is a +6 to Diplo, Intimidate and Bluff.

Hmm, yeah - let's make finding Warlocks a priority. Wizards are a good place to start - the right magic can find them and Adventurer taverns will have them (there's not much else for them to do, other than rock out as diplomats)

They also have DR.

Other good things, with useful low level bonuses :
Dread Necromancer (DR 2/magical blunt) and awesome Familiar (Ghostly Visage)
Beguiler: Various
Duskblade: Once we have some spells for it.
Factotum.
Barbarians - move speed boost.
Rogue - Evasion, SA, UMD.
Hexblade - Dark Familiar, Arcane Resistance, Mettle.
Ninja: Ki powers.
Psions etc: Powers that are convenient, flexible and somewhat subtle.
Troll - Regeneration - too tough for us, unless lucky + choker'd up.
Choker - extra move action, chokers are pretty tough one-on-one but is SUPAR IMPORTANT when when can take it, they're only CR 2 - which means that we should wait for a little while. They hang underground as well - if we can tak alligators, then we can take a choker.

Oh, and here's the broken down skill rankings before I go, as requested.

Jump +17 (+4 Str, +4 ranks, +4 racial, +4 speed to jump)
Hide +13 (+3 Dex, +4 ranks, +4 racial, +2 feat)
Move Silently +13 (+3 Dex, +4 ranks, +4 racial, +2 feat)
Balance +7 (+3 Dex, +4 ranks)
Climb +6 (+4 Str, +2 feat)
Swim +6 (+4 Str, +2 feat)
Bluff +5 (+2 Cha, +3 feat)
Disguise +5 (+2 Cha, +3 ranks)
Knowledge (Local) +4

>>9345561
We may want to pick up some Natural Armor, too. Our AC is pretty low. Plenty of animals have Natural Armor.

>>9345481

Thank you kindly for the quest.

Good times.

Monkeys

>>9345684
>jump +17
We need to eat a thri-keen for their jump bonus too

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>>9345750
Increasing our speed further would be more efficient. +6 to jump per +10 speed.

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/9340810/

Archived.

>>9345788
More efficient than a +30 racial?

>>9345750
Hunting spiders have a +10 racial bonus on Jump checks

>>9345804
Fuck yeah! Voting.

>>9345808
easier to find spiders >>9345809 than thri-keen.

When is OP doing this again?

>>9345808
>>9345849
Bingo. Where are we going to find a Thri-kreen in a temperate climate?

>>9345873
>>9345873

He said next Sunday or Tuesday.

But he said last thread that he does Terminator Quest too, and that's been on Mondays usually.

Think we could find a choker in the sewers?

>>9345980
I think a Choker would eat our face.

>>9346438
>eat our face
>implying it wouldn't be awesome if the monsters brought our faces closer to them, so we wouldn't have to

>>9346528
Yes, but we want them in OUR mouth, not the other way around.

>>9347745
>implying it matters either way.