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    227 KB Maid Quest? Goshujin-Sama 05/02/10(Sun)22:34 No.9575798  
    Been a while, hasn't it?
    >> Anonymous 05/02/10(Sun)22:35 No.9575802
    Too long ;_;
    >> Anonymous 05/02/10(Sun)22:35 No.9575814
    We missed you.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/10(Sun)22:35 No.9575815
    We missed you.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/10(Sun)22:36 No.9575836
    it has not been nearly long enough
    >> Anonymous 05/02/10(Sun)22:37 No.9575853
    Now, now, it hasn't been all that long. Not even a month.
    >> Harmless 05/02/10(Sun)22:38 No.9575865
    Yes it has been!
    XD was getting worried that you quit or something.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/10(Sun)22:38 No.9575875
    I don't see a maidquest twitter update.

    I am therefore uncertain as to the veracity of this thread.
    >> MAID QUEST PART XXI: UNFORESEEN CONSEQUENCES Goshujin-Sama 05/02/10(Sun)22:39 No.9575891
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    Blame Privateer Quest for making a fantastic miniatures wargame, and work for being a total shitbog.

    -----
    WHAT HAS COME BEFORE:

    Part 1: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/9047710/
    Part 2: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/9050315/
    Part 3: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/9052773/
    Part 4: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/9054492/
    Part 5: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/9055966/
    Part 6: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/9070998/
    Part 7: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/9073610/
    Part 8: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/9075194/
    Part 9: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/9077019/
    Part 10: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/9078487/
    Part 11: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/9093599/
    Part 12: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/9096268/
    Part 13: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/9097972/
    Part 14: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/9099543/
    Part 15: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/9198867/
    Part 16: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/9201289/
    Part 17: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/9283104/
    Part 18: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/9285850/
    Part 19: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/9325614/
    Part 20: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/9327869/

    If you're pathetic enough to follow this fucking shit on twitter, it's at http://twitter.com/maidquesttg

    You are a young man who has suddenly come into an unexpected inheritance: a rather large mansion and a sizeable amount of money. However, your rather eccentric uncle has put a secret rider in his will: in order to inherit the money, you must:

    1. Repair the rather old and decaying house.
    2. Hire a full staff of maids to upkeep it.
    3. Have sex with at least three of them. (2.5/3)
    >> Goshujin-Sama 05/02/10(Sun)22:40 No.9575909
    Loot
    Alien Repair Bots
    Bizarre Alien Sphere: Currently stolen by Black Mesa
    Demonic Ace of Spades - Alicia's Phylactery

    Your Costumes
    Magician (Magic Missile, Shield, Ritual Magic)

    Mansion Status:
    Facilities: Beachfront property, Huge Yacht ("Kat")
    Kitchen: Average (3 of 5)
    Decor: Good (4 of 5)
    Gardens: Average (3 of 5)
    Repair: PERFECT (6 of 5)
    Beach: Good (4 of 5)

    Reginald, Your Butler (Devoted)
    Samantha, Your Head Maid (Devoted) - LOVE
    Kristopher, formerly Katherine, the redheaded trap-kun (Distant)
    Felicia, the cute catgirl (Warm) - SEXED
    Jehanne, the paladin of Bahamut (Devoted) - SEXED
    Alicia, the former Demon Queen of Lust, now in possession of Katherine's Love (Warm)
    SISTER FUCKING CARMINE, THE FUCKING FEMALE FUCKING ANGRY MARINE! (Angry)
    Koyomi, your Japanese gamer science nerd. (Neutral)

    40 XP

    Day 10 of 30

    WHAT DO?
    >> Anonymous 05/02/10(Sun)22:41 No.9575923
    Was too fucking long in the first place.

    It was pure utter shit for sick fucks.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/10(Sun)22:41 No.9575926
    >>9575875

    I don't see a giant penis.

    I am therefore uncertain of your masculinity.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/10(Sun)22:41 No.9575934
    >>9575909
    Our stats?
    >> Anonymous 05/02/10(Sun)22:42 No.9575941
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    Are we still up for raiding Black Mesa? Because I'm certainly behind that idea.
    >> Goshujin-Sama 05/02/10(Sun)22:43 No.9575956
    >>9575934
    Athletics: 3
    Affection: 2
    Skill: 3
    Cunning: 2
    Luck: 2
    Will: 2
    >> Anonymous 05/02/10(Sun)22:43 No.9575974
    >>9575814
    >>9575815
    Missmind
    >> Anonymous 05/02/10(Sun)22:44 No.9575977
    >>9575956
    If we raid black mesa, we'll need more Kunning. Can we buy stats now?
    >> Harmless 05/02/10(Sun)22:44 No.9575979
    >>9575941
    up for it as well.
    lets get Koyomi and Reginald and a transport set up.
    Also plenty of weapons.
    And then some more weapons.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/10(Sun)22:44 No.9575982
    >>9575941

    Agreed, but we should probably take some time to take stock of the situation, plan extensively, collect intel, and recover from HOLY SHIT GIANT SQUID.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/10(Sun)22:45 No.9575999
    >>9575798

    not long enough
    >> Anonymous 05/02/10(Sun)22:49 No.9576045
    >>9575999
    I don't get why people sage shit they dislike. Why not just hide it and move on with your browsing?
    >> Anonymous 05/02/10(Sun)22:49 No.9576053
    We'd just gotten off of the boat last time, right? perhaps we should see how the house is and whatnot. Like is that Mass driver still in the front yard, or is there now a gaping hole in out lawn?
    >> Goshujin-Sama 05/02/10(Sun)22:49 No.9576055
    >>9575982
    >>9575979
    >>9575941

    "We're going to Black Mesa," you say, "And we're getting back what's mine."

    "I can give you directions to the facility," Koyomi says, "But it's heavily defended, and there are no roads there. We'll have to get there by air."

    "No worries, miss," Reginald says. "We have a helicopter. . . however, we have a slight problem. If you wish to arrive heavily armed (and I have a feeling you will wish to do so), I do not believe our helo has the ability to carry everyone and their armaments."

    -----
    SELECT YOUR PARTY MEMBERS:

    1. You (Required)
    2. Koyomi (Required)
    3.
    4.
    5.

    Choices:
    Reginald (Can also pilot the helicopter)
    Samantha (Can also pilot the helicopter)
    Kristopher
    Felicia
    Jehanne
    Alicia
    Carmine (Counts as two party members if you also bring her powered armor).

    Select three more people to come with you. At least one must be able to pilot the helicopter.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/10(Sun)22:51 No.9576083
    >>9576055
    Reginald, Sam, and Jehanne.
    Maximum power.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/10(Sun)22:51 No.9576084
    >>9576055
    Reginald, Jehanne, and Felicia.
    >> Harmless 05/02/10(Sun)22:51 No.9576085
    Reginald as a pilot and general ass kicker
    Jehanne for back up
    Felicia for hijinks and back up if she goes into demon mode.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/10(Sun)22:53 No.9576101
    >>9576084
    >>9576085
    But if we bring Sam, and something happens to her, Reginald will turn into the ultimate fighting machine!
    >> Anonymous 05/02/10(Sun)22:55 No.9576121
    Reg is probably a must.
    Sam... probably not a good idea to throw her into harm's way like this.
    Carmine is powerful, but reduces our strikeforce size.
    Jehanne has swordings, but that'd probably suck against guns and security.
    Can Felicia still transform?
    Alicia is still powerless, so that means she'd be less than useful, unfortunately.
    And Kris is probably going all WTF? right about now, plus he's a noncom.

    Reg, Carmine and someone else, probably Jehanne or transforming Felicia. Maybe Sam, if Reg won't cut off our balls for putting her in danger deliberately.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/10(Sun)22:56 No.9576135
    >>9576101

    For the purposes of wailing on or asses for putting her in danger, yes.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/10(Sun)22:56 No.9576136
    I'd go for the top fighters, personally. So Reg, Jehanne and... Sam?

    Interestingly enough, also our most devoted followers.
    >> Harmless 05/02/10(Sun)22:56 No.9576148
    >>9576121
    >Maybe Sam, if Reg won't cut off our balls for putting her in danger deliberately.

    oh yes he would.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/10(Sun)22:58 No.9576180
    Go with Reginald, Jehanne, and Carmine (sans armor). We need someone highly reliable to keep control of things at the house while we're going, and that's Sam.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/10(Sun)22:58 No.9576185
    >>9576121
    >>9576135
    Well we'll tell Reg it's for her training. You know, love fire and all that. Besides, it's not like she'll be on point.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/10(Sun)22:58 No.9576188
    There are also LOL BULLETS that the other side has to consider.

    Carmine, in her power armour, could handle that shit with considerable ease, whereas Jehane is melee-focussed, we're average at best, and Koyomi is a noncom (Unless she has a katana somewhere in her skirt). Also Sam is squishy and gets hurt by bullets. Badly.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/10(Sun)22:58 No.9576192
    Reginald and Carmine would be the best suited for the close quarters high intensity fighting we're liable to encounter in Black Mesa. Jehanne would also be very good.

    We should also consider contacting at once Gordon Freeman once we're there.
    >> Goshujin-Sama 05/02/10(Sun)23:00 No.9576219
    SELECT YOUR PARTY MEMBERS:

    1. You (Required)
    2. Koyomi (Required)
    3. Reginald (Pilot)
    4.
    5.

    Top Choices:
    Felicia
    Jehanne
    Carmine (Counts as two party members if you also bring her powered armor).

    Also, Felicia CAN transform, but you don't know how to command her to at the moment.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/10(Sun)23:01 No.9576236
    >>9576219

    Then we should probably ask her. Or Alicia. Just so we've got that option in our pocket anyway.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/10(Sun)23:01 No.9576243
    >>9576219
    Voting for Carmine. If ever there was a situation where-in Rip & Tear was applicable, staging a four-man raid on Black Mesa is fucking it.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/10(Sun)23:02 No.9576251
    >>9576219
    Carmine with power armor.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/10(Sun)23:02 No.9576253
    >>9576219
    How about we just tell her 'Felicia, turn into the scary demon cat monster form you have and save our damned lives'?

    Also, Felicia and Jehanne. Melee will work perfectly fine against guns, since we have the power of AWESOME on our side. And righteousness too, probably.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/10(Sun)23:03 No.9576271
    >>9576243

    Indeed. And if we're trapped in some lockers, maybe love can bloom on the battlefield.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/10(Sun)23:03 No.9576273
    Carmine in power armour would be nigh invulnerable to most of the standard weaponry in Black Mesa. Considering the Cascade Resonance hasn't happened yet, we're not liable to meet the more... exotic weaponry of Half-Life.

    I'd still miss Jehanne if she didn't come, but we can't throw our devoted Paladin/Lover into harm's way without cause (harm's way that she can't really defend herself against I mean.)
    >> Anonymous 05/02/10(Sun)23:03 No.9576277
    >>9576219
    We sort of gave Felicia a boatload of negative levels, so I'm saying leave her out. I say we bring our trusty paladin, and ditch the power-armor. Eldar don't need that shit, anyway.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/10(Sun)23:04 No.9576284
    Carmine, for RIP AND TEAR. Also, maybe so we can get her status to something more like (ANGRY/LUST)
    >> Anonymous 05/02/10(Sun)23:04 No.9576285
    >>9576219
    Take Carmine. Her biggest weakness is a lack of restraint, and, well... we're not really planning to be particularly restrained, eh?
    >> Anonymous 05/02/10(Sun)23:05 No.9576295
    I don't think there's any room in Carmine for any emotion other then Rage.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/10(Sun)23:05 No.9576300
    >>9576273
    How much do you want to bet resonance cascade happens right when we get there?
    I still say Carmine though.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/10(Sun)23:06 No.9576305
    >>9576273
    Can Jehane's plate armor deflect bullets?
    >> Alpharius 05/02/10(Sun)23:06 No.9576309
    >>9576271
    >>9576284

    I never cease to be amazed by the amount of people who want spine-breaking anrgy sex with Carmine.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/10(Sun)23:06 No.9576313
    >>9576300
    Oh, please. I don't take sucker bets.

    Double recommendation to contact Gordon as soon as we get there.
    >> Goshujin-Sama 05/02/10(Sun)23:07 No.9576324
    Seems like Carmine is leading in votes.

    Powered Armor, or none? FYI, Powered Armor means that Carmine basically gets a free 3+ save against any damaging attack that does not have armor piercing qualities: that's not a Maid RPG rule, of course, but by this point we're out of Maid RPG territory and deep into bat country anyway.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/10(Sun)23:07 No.9576344
    >>9576305
    Unlikely. Fantasy and magic might even be weaker since we're storming a place that's powered by enormous concentrations of LOL SCIENCE.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/10(Sun)23:07 No.9576346
    >>9576324
    I'm voting with power armor.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/10(Sun)23:08 No.9576350
    >>9576324
    Consensus seems to be yes.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/10(Sun)23:08 No.9576352
    >>9576309
    ...and this is a problem?
    >> Anonymous 05/02/10(Sun)23:08 No.9576353
    >>9576324
    Power Armour included. Let's hope the batteries are fresh, we don't want that thing shutting down in the middle of the Resonance Cascade.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/10(Sun)23:08 No.9576359
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    >>9576324
    Bats you say? Also, if we're bringing Carmine, might as well haul her shit as well.
    >> Goshujin-Sama 05/02/10(Sun)23:08 No.9576373
    >>9576305

    Jehanne's armor can deflect small caliber bullets, but not as effectively as Carmine's. Rifle rounds, for instance, will pierce straight through.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/10(Sun)23:09 No.9576380
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    >>9576324
    Fuckin' bats.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/10(Sun)23:09 No.9576386
    >>9576324

    Armour. A 3+ save will turn her into a rolling tank.

    Also who wants to be she'll find a suit of Terminator armor while she's there? THUNDERHAMMERSTORMSHIELDFUCKYOU
    >> Anonymous 05/02/10(Sun)23:09 No.9576397
    I don't want sex with carmine (I want to seal the other .5 with Kyome), but she'll be handy in a fight.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/10(Sun)23:10 No.9576403
    >>9576386
    Oh god, Carmine with a set of Termie gear would be so unfair to our foes. I hope we get some.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/10(Sun)23:10 No.9576411
    >>9576397

    Phah, you small fry. We want sex with *all* the maids.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/10(Sun)23:11 No.9576417
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    >>9576397
    I'm playing this for 100% completion. Sex with all the maids, and every house area maxed out.
    >> Goshujin-Sama 05/02/10(Sun)23:11 No.9576418
    >>9576386
    >>9576373
    >>9576353
    >>9576346

    SELECT YOUR PARTY MEMBERS:

    1. You (Required)
    2. Koyomi (Required)
    3. Reginald (Pilot)
    4. Sister Carmine (Powered Armor)

    -----
    While Reginald and Sister Carmine pack up the helicopter for a trip to Black Mesa, you have a few minutes to talk to your staff. Any preferences?
    >> Anonymous 05/02/10(Sun)23:11 No.9576424
    >>9576418
    woah woah woah
    What weapons do we get?
    >> Anonymous 05/02/10(Sun)23:13 No.9576451
    >>9576418
    Apologize to Sam and Jehenne, our more combat-y maids, about being unable to include them as well. Scratch Felicia behind the ears, wave to Alicia and Kris. Then we depart! To waaaaar!!
    >> Anonymous 05/02/10(Sun)23:13 No.9576453
    >>9576418

    Samantha and Jehanne for obvious reasons, then talk to Alicia about activating Felicia for future reference.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/10(Sun)23:13 No.9576454
    >>9576418

    Tell Sam she's in charge while we're gone, and to hand out assignments as she sees fit. let her know to give Alicia video games if she ever gets grumpy or sad.

    Also have her discreetly keep an eye on Kris. We know he's hiding *something*, we just don't know what.
    >> Goshujin-Sama 05/02/10(Sun)23:14 No.9576460
    >>9576424
    One vote for Carmine and Reginald, then?
    >> Anonymous 05/02/10(Sun)23:14 No.9576470
    Sam and Jehanne are those we absolutely must talk to. They are both devoted and in love with us. We must thus justify our decision to leave them both in charge of the mansion and its defences.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/10(Sun)23:14 No.9576474
    >>9576418
    Talk to Samantha, we've been missing out on her lately.
    >>9576424
    I say we bring a shotgun, seems like a good HL weapon.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/10(Sun)23:14 No.9576477
    Weaboo maid-shit sucks.

    Fuck you.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/10(Sun)23:15 No.9576479
    >>9576460

    Carmine and Reginald count as weapons?
    >> Anonymous 05/02/10(Sun)23:15 No.9576486
    >>9576045
    Why can't you just go to a forum where this bullshit is accepted?
    >> Goshujin-Sama 05/02/10(Sun)23:15 No.9576493
    >>9576479
    I mean one vote for talking to Carmine and Reginald about weapon loadout.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/10(Sun)23:15 No.9576494
    >>9576477
    I'm sad.
    why do you insult me like this
    T_T
    >> Anonymous 05/02/10(Sun)23:15 No.9576500
    >>9576479
    Considering their damage output, would you qualify them as anything else then living weapons?
    >> Anonymous 05/02/10(Sun)23:16 No.9576504
    >>9576479

    ...DRAWFAGS, GET IN HERE!

    Anon dual-weiding Reg and Carmine, against Black Mesa Security, plz.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/10(Sun)23:17 No.9576531
    >>9576454
    Seconding this, although we must be sure to say "We are staging a daring and by all accounts silly raid on a top secret government facility in order to get back a large orb that does something maybe. We'll be back before dinner."
    >> Anonymous 05/02/10(Sun)23:18 No.9576539
    >>9576454
    it's a penis
    >> Anonymous 05/02/10(Sun)23:18 No.9576546
    >>9576539
    Well BESIDES that...
    >> Anonymous 05/02/10(Sun)23:21 No.9576585
    >>9576546
    How British of you.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/10(Sun)23:21 No.9576599
    >>9576585
    I try.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/10(Sun)23:22 No.9576608
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    >>9576585
    How very British of YOU.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/10(Sun)23:22 No.9576614
    >>9576585

    In my pants.
    >> Goshujin-Sama 05/02/10(Sun)23:22 No.9576615
    >>9576474
    >>9576470
    >>9576454
    >>9576453
    >>9576451
    >>9576531

    You decide to have a word with Samantha and Jehanne before heading out.

    "Sam," you say, as you pull on a kevlar vest that Reginald just happened to have laying around, "You're in charge. Make sure the house doesn't burn down. Give Felicia ear scritches, and if Alicia gets grumpy, give her video games, she seems to like them. Also, if the house is in danger, talk to Jehanne. She can handle it."

    "I still think that we should come along," Samantha says, giving Carmine a strange look. The female half-eldar Angry Marine is griping and grumbling under her breath as she angrily loads boxes of fifty caliber ammo into the helicopter one-handed. "That woman doesn't know the first thing about shooting. I don't think she can effectively hit anything beyond twenty meters."

    "S'truth," Jehanne says, "And it would be improper of me to leave my liege alone when he goes into danger."

    "That's why I need you two here," you say, "So that the house will be intact when I come home."
    >> Anonymous 05/02/10(Sun)23:22 No.9576621
    >>9576493

    Yes. Get Sam's input as well, even though she's not coming herself.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/10(Sun)23:24 No.9576651
    >>9576615
    You seem to be implying that we need CARMINE to shoot things. I just plan to use her as cover.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/10(Sun)23:25 No.9576674
    >>9576615

    "We don't know if there'll be a counterattack or not, so be on the alert."

    Group hug both of them in a way that neither of them can tell we're feeling up the other.

    "Okay, Reginald, Carmine, let's talk about guns. Koyomi, let's talk about Black Mesa's defenses."
    >> Anonymous 05/02/10(Sun)23:25 No.9576680
    >>9576608
    I do try.

    Seconding asking for Sam and Jehanne's strategic and tactical advice. Encourage them working together. Hope they like one another.

    Bigamy is... acceptable.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/10(Sun)23:27 No.9576705
    >>9576615

    Well, we're counting on her for more RIP AND TEAR value than shooting, admitttedly. Also that armour of hers is a fairly good asset for not getting shot while doing so.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/10(Sun)23:27 No.9576718
    >>9576651
    >I just plan to use her as cover.

    That's the best plan anyway, as I've learned in several Dark Heresy games. Find the one with the heaviest armor, hopefully powered so they count as a full size category bigger, and crouch behind them.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/10(Sun)23:27 No.9576720
    Are we carrying our death rays?

    Also, we are going to have to solid snake it like a bitch. Carmine on point, Reginald support, then Koyomi gets in as a scientists and us as the dumb assistant
    >> Anonymous 05/02/10(Sun)23:29 No.9576744
    >>9576718
    I wasn't kidding. It also works in Necromunda. Put out some Jueves with whatever armour you can give them out in front, and then anything with gun behind them.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/10(Sun)23:29 No.9576748
    Carmine in anything is NOT Solid Snaking it.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/10(Sun)23:30 No.9576762
    >>9576615
    "Honestly, I think she makes good cover. And she's enthusiastic about her work. Gotta love that."

    Seconding the big hug at his point, although I'd lay off the grabass... for now.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/10(Sun)23:30 No.9576764
    >>9576748

    No, but if she's in nothing, we might be "Solid Snaking" her, if you know what I mean.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/10(Sun)23:30 No.9576771
    >>9576748
    She is distraction, Reginald takes care of the finer points. We and Koyomi run around saying we must get to some delicate material before ALLISLOST.JPG
    >> Anonymous 05/02/10(Sun)23:31 No.9576791
    >>9576744
    Never played Necromuda, but I like your style. Sadly in my current game, the one in heavy powered gear is our melee focused SoB, so there goes my cover that fights back at a distance.
    >> Goshujin-Sama 05/02/10(Sun)23:32 No.9576798
    >>9576674
    >>9576680

    Koyomi goes first. "Black Mesa is. . . well, it's not a particularly large facility," she explains, "but its defenses are difficult to get through."

    "Do you by any chance have a map?" you ask.

    "Not really," Koyomi explains, but I can draw you out a very basic layout."

    She shows you the general layout of things on the base, as well as where the sphere would likely be. "Also," she says, "The security guards are armed with 9mm sidearms. The facility does have an armory with some MP5 submachine guns and such, but those generally don't get issued to security."

    "Who do they get issued to?" you ask.

    "Ummm. . . scientists." You give her a strange look. "The Site Administrator has a weird hobby," Koyomi explains.

    "In any case, I believe we should be sufficiently well-armed," Reginald explains. He hefts a very large Bren Gun in one hand as he smokes a cigarette. "As for you, young master. . . stand behind me and the young lady, and you should be fine."

    "But what weapons are you bringing?" you ask.

    "Well, for myself, I'll be bringing old Betsy here. Sister Carmine has her own unusual weaponry, although she is low on ammunition for it. As for you, young master, your revolver should suffice for now. If you require heavier weaponry, I can also give you a loan of an M4 carbine, or a shotgun."
    >> Anonymous 05/02/10(Sun)23:33 No.9576830
    >>9576798
    Shotgun. We're fighting in underground hallways, so it's basically short ranges before each new turn.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/10(Sun)23:34 No.9576835
    >>9576798

    Revolver should be fine. We don't want to draw excess attention to ourselves.

    Also, after this, we need to figure out if we can fabricate more ammo for Carmine.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/10(Sun)23:34 No.9576840
    >>9576798
    Let's get some delicious Benelli M1.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/10(Sun)23:34 No.9576845
    M4 is good. Made for close quarters. Request silencer/flash dampener. We don't need to stun ourselves every time we open fire.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/10(Sun)23:35 No.9576860
    >>9576798

    "What about those death rays?"
    >> Anonymous 05/02/10(Sun)23:36 No.9576872
    >>9576798

    Shotgun, get a semi-auto if possible. Also ask Koyomi if she knows Gordon Freeman well. I do not want to end up in a shootout with Gordon fucking Freeman.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/10(Sun)23:36 No.9576873
    What can Koyomi use, did she bring some tech with her?
    >> Anonymous 05/02/10(Sun)23:37 No.9576880
    >>9576872
    >Shootout
    >Implying he'd not just beat us to death with his crowbar of doom.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/10(Sun)23:37 No.9576889
    Given that htis is Black Mesa, relying on weapons that don't use crazy alien tech is probably a better idea right now.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/10(Sun)23:37 No.9576890
    >>9576798

    Either a Benelli M4 Super 90 with reflex sight and tac light, or a Saiga 12 with Reflex Sight and tac light.

    Shot and slugs, please.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/10(Sun)23:38 No.9576899
    >>9576860
    Seconding this. Grab some death rays, and bring them along.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/10(Sun)23:38 No.9576901
    >>9576845
    Just a silencer? Sir, if we bring an M4, we ARE going full tacticool. I want to see reflex sights, laser sights, flashlights, an under-slung shotgun slung under a grenade launcher, and a folding stock to boot.
    >> Goshujin-Sama 05/02/10(Sun)23:38 No.9576902
    >>9576873
    >>9576860

    "Death Rays? Oh, those unusual alien weapons. If you wish to us them, you can. I find them too exotic for my tastes. Give me cordite and lead any day," Reginald says.

    So yes, you can also choose to go in with two death rays instead.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/10(Sun)23:39 No.9576909
    >>9576890
    >>9576872
    >>9576845
    >>9576840

    I think Reg may be raising an eyebrow at how OPERATOR we're being right now.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/10(Sun)23:39 No.9576914
    >>9576798

    Everyone gets a death ray as well as what Reginald suggested.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/10(Sun)23:39 No.9576916
    >>9576902
    Don't insult Reginald. Take the Shotgun.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/10(Sun)23:39 No.9576922
    >>9576902


    Saiga 12, DAMNIT!

    Mag-fed shotgun is BEST GUN for underground. Make sure we have a couple mags of slugs in case of a mid-range engagement. And at least 150 rounds.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/10(Sun)23:40 No.9576924
    >>9576880
    We should learn to fear the crowbar, flying at us... down a *steel* corridor.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/10(Sun)23:40 No.9576929
    >>9576798
    Benelli M4 shotgun
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z5uHt4AwYb4
    >> Anonymous 05/02/10(Sun)23:40 No.9576930
    GUYS, how are we going to deal with Freeman? I say we activate the alien mech and let the two duke it out, but we will more likely find one of them first
    >> Anonymous 05/02/10(Sun)23:40 No.9576935
    >>9576902

    Death ray and either shotgun or M4 for us.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/10(Sun)23:41 No.9576954
    >>9576930
    I say we recruit him.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/10(Sun)23:41 No.9576962
    >>9576930
    We don't deal with Freeman except to try to earn his alliance/help. Anything else might result in the G-Man coming after us or a crowbar to the face.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/10(Sun)23:43 No.9576988
    >>9576902

    Don't forget we also need a crowbar.

    That is a MUST.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/10(Sun)23:43 No.9576993
    >>9576954

    Suddenly, I have visions of a Maid overlay for the HEV suit.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/10(Sun)23:44 No.9577008
    >>9576993
    I think he'd be a butler more likely...
    >> Anonymous 05/02/10(Sun)23:45 No.9577032
    >>9577008
    Butler? The Freeman serves no one other then the G-Man. And that's only as a soldier of fortune.
    >> Goshujin-Sama 05/02/10(Sun)23:45 No.9577034
    Overwhelming evidence seems to be towards shotgun so. . .

    -----
    "I'll take the shotgun," you say to Reginald.

    "Excellent choice, young master," Reginald says, and he hands you the weapon.

    You do a double-take. You were possibly expecting a Benelli or a Saiga, but the weapon that Reginald hands you is a huge, black weapon with a drum clip.

    "Reginald," you say delicately, "What is this?"

    "AA-12 automatic shotgun," Reginald explains. "The main drum is buckshot, the one with the blue stripe is rifled slugs, the one with the green stripe is miniature grenades."

    ". . . This isn't a gun, this is a goddamn cannon," you mutter.

    "Well, young master, if it comes down to you having to fight, we shall be truly and completely bollocked, so in that case, I thought it best to overcompensate."
    >> Anonymous 05/02/10(Sun)23:45 No.9577045
    >>9576993

    BRB, looking up maid mods for HL2
    >> Anonymous 05/02/10(Sun)23:46 No.9577057
    >>9577034
    ... Reginald is a God amongst Men.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/10(Sun)23:47 No.9577068
    >>9576798
    AA-12. Load it with FRAG-12 ammo. We have a bolter.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/10(Sun)23:47 No.9577078
    >>9577034

    WE HAVE A BOLTER, GENTLEMEN.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/10(Sun)23:47 No.9577084
    >>9577034

    You magnificient bastard. Ammo loadout requested.

    Are ALL the mag drum? Or just the first load? Drum mags can jam, which is a problem...
    >> Anonymous 05/02/10(Sun)23:48 No.9577100
    >>9577034
    :3
    Let's let Reg know that we learned of this weapon's usage and function through the tutelage of DICK MACHO, and will be just fine with it.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/10(Sun)23:49 No.9577118
    >>9577084
    We can take a few stick mags of 00 buckshot to back us up.
    >> Goshujin-Sama 05/02/10(Sun)23:50 No.9577122
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    After a few minutes, and a moment to say goodbye to the rest of your maids, you hop onto the elevator and fly down into the New Mexico desert.

    It's a bit of a long trip, but it passes by fairly quickly, what with nerves and excitement. . . around noontime, however, you come across a tiny shack in the middle of the desert with a small sign. . .

    BLACK MESA LABORATORY
    TRESPASSERS WILL BE PROSECUTED TO THE FULL EXTENT OF THE LAW

    As Reginald sets the helicopter down outside the facility, you see a rather bored looking young man with bad acne and a scraggly goatee look up from his crossword puzzles. Behind him is a deep, black cave with a red-and-white striped security gate. Probably the entrance.
    >> Goshujin-Sama 05/02/10(Sun)23:50 No.9577137
    >>9577084
    Just the buckshot. The rest is stick.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/10(Sun)23:50 No.9577139
    Oh God, I just thought about it. What about Barney?
    >> Anonymous 05/02/10(Sun)23:51 No.9577168
    "Hello there, we are bringing the package, do you know where can we park the copter?"

    The package is Carmine, of course, so he will shit himself in fear and probably give us an answer
    >> Anonymous 05/02/10(Sun)23:52 No.9577171
    >>9577137

    Excellent. I thought you'd gone full retard on us.

    Our BA has an outer tactictal vest, right?

    Distribute ammunition according to type, making sure to keep frag-12 AWAY from places we'd reach for in the middle of a firefight.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/10(Sun)23:53 No.9577195
    >>9577122
    "Hello sir, we are here to pick up a large sphere that you gentlemen borrowed from our persons. Would you kindly show us to it?"
    >> Anonymous 05/02/10(Sun)23:53 No.9577201
    >>9577168

    Seconded. this is hilarious. If only to let Reg sneak behind him and knock him out.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/10(Sun)23:55 No.9577226
    >>9577168
    >> Goshujin-Sama 05/02/10(Sun)23:59 No.9577285
    >>9577171
    You do so. Reginald gives you a few pointers on good places to put your ammunition: for instance, keep the frag 12 far away from your waist. . .

    >>9577226
    >>9577201
    >>9577168

    "Hey there," you say, "we're bringing the package. do you know where we can park the copter?" you shout, as the guy gets up and walks towards you.

    "Just leave it there," the guy yawns. "By the way, what package is it? We're not expecting a delivery. . ."

    And that's when Carmine leans out of the helicopter wearing an ugly bright yellow suit of powered armor and shoves a bolter barrel into the dude's face. "FUCK YOU!" she screams. "FUCKING BITCH CUNT NIGGER!!!"

    A moment later, Reginald comes up behind the young man and quickly disables him with a chop to the back of the neck. He catches him as he falls and drags him back to his chair. You see him handcuff the unconscious young man to his chair, and then sit him up with his baseball hat low over his eyes.

    "That was smooth," you say.

    "Needs must," Reginald replies.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/10(Sun)23:59 No.9577292
    >>9577168
    This sounds great.

    Also shit yeah Maid Quest. I was afraid it was gone forever
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:03 No.9577376
    So do we let Koyomi pull an act or not?
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:04 No.9577402
    >>9577376
    does she know enough about the facility to try?
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:04 No.9577406
    >>9577285

    Let's move to the cavern interior. Eyes peeled, try to do it quietly, but it will probably be impossible because of Carmine.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:08 No.9577482
    holy fuck we need more people in here, can anyone enter on whichever tgchat? My net is having torubles.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:09 No.9577487
    >>9577285

    Take what cover we can, while carmine "scouts".

    And by scouts, I mean charges towards those poor bastards
    >> Goshujin-Sama 05/03/10(Mon)00:10 No.9577508
    >>9577406

    > Affection: 6
    > Carmine's Cunning Check: 18

    "All right," you say. "Let's get inside. Try to keep quiet."

    "This is fucking stupid," Carmine growls. "Cowardly pussy-ass sneaking. We should go in like men. Or women: running headlong into battle screaming with two power fists."

    "Let's try this first," you say. "Koyomi, can you get us inside?"

    "I think so. . . hang on." Koyomi reaches into her bag and pulls out two orange jumpsuits and two lab coats. "All right," she says, putting on one lab coat and handing a second to you. "You and I will be the scientists. Reginald and Carmine will be the research assistants. We're bringing a package down to the anti-mass spectrometer chamber for testing."

    "What's the package?" you ask.

    "Sister Carmine's powered armor."

    "FUCK you," Carmine snarls. "I'm not taking this off! The Emperor gave it to me!"

    "Yes, but it's not really good for sneaking around. . . if we want to go in incognito, you need to take it off and put it in this crate. We can get it back on you if we need to."

    "Fuck that!" Carmine growls. "I say we go in guns blazing!"
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:10 No.9577517
    >>9577285
    Good. Now we charge the compound, Koyomi directing us through the tunnels from the back. NO MERCY FOR THESE POOR INNOCENT SECURITY PERSONEL AND SCIENTISTS.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:11 No.9577535
    HOLY FUCKKIN SHIT MAID QUEST

    I HAVEN'T READ THE THREAD, I JUST SAW IT AND WANTED TO REGISTER MY EXCITEMENT

    IMMA GET CAUGHT UP SEE YOU GUYS IN A BIT
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:11 No.9577540
    >>9577508
    >The Emperor gave it to me

    Didn't she steal it from a Sister of Battle? If so, remind her of that and try to convince her to take it off temporarily.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:12 No.9577546
    oh god... mark v powered armor...
    >> Goshujin-Sama 05/03/10(Mon)00:13 No.9577568
    >>9577540
    "The Emperor didn't give it to you, you stole it from a Sister of Battle," you point out.

    "Well, if he didn't want me to HAVE it, I couldn't have stolen it!" she shouts. "I'm not taking it off!"
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:14 No.9577591
    >>9577508
    if she doesn't want to take it off, see if Carmine is willing to stay in the armor and remain still. This way she can keep the armor and we can still try to sneak in
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:15 No.9577606
    >>9577591
    Or we can say that she's delivering it, and it's easier than hauling it this way.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:15 No.9577607
    >>9577568
    What wonderful circular logic. Now I want to see Carmine as a angry lawyer
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:15 No.9577608
    >>9577568

    She has a point.

    Also, stealth minigames suck ASS NUGGETS. Let her lead, and we'll follow. There's not a safer place to be than behind powered armor. Additional: We'll get more XP for blowing shit up and killing people.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:16 No.9577613
    Let's just say we need to take the powered mark x.3 prototype for some field experimentation
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:16 No.9577629
    >>9577591
    Have her act incapacitated? That might work, assuming that she doesn't decide to start punching people.

    Or we could fast talk people by saying that we're testing out something which we may be able to adapt to a new hostile environment suit design...
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:16 No.9577633
    >>9577608
    Also we might raise her assessment of us, and thus get some hip shattering heretical sex out of it.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:17 No.9577638
    Tell them the armor is being guided by its limited internal AI, and we're walking it to the lab.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:18 No.9577657
    >>9577629
    Better approach. Incapacitate her. Knock her on the back of the head, throw her on a trolley, and wheel her in.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:18 No.9577660
    >>9577608
    If the resonance cascade starts and SHTF, we don't want every security guard shooting at us as well.
    The easiest way to prevent this is to not kill a bunch of them.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:19 No.9577673
    >>9577660
    Also, there may be security or blast doors, and it would be hard to get past those if they close on us.
    >> Goshujin-Sama 05/03/10(Mon)00:19 No.9577682
    >>9577660

    Also, Koyomi would probably appreciate it if you don't murder her friends and coworkers. Your call, though, Carmine is also going to dislike sneaking in instead of charging gloriously from 12 inches away.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:20 No.9577690
    >>9577673

    ask Reginald if he brought thermite or C4/SEMTEX/other explosives.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:20 No.9577694
    >>9577657
    I was suggesting just having her lie on the trolley, it's not like the guards will be able to tell that there is someone in the power armor as long as she doesn't talk or more.

    I think we would be taking our life in our hands to try to incapacitate her
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:20 No.9577700
    >>9577629

    This could work. Tell them we're working on prototype materials for a HEV suit variant.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:21 No.9577704
    >>9577682

    You didn't say they were her friends.

    I vote internal AI guidance, then. Just say we hamstrung its capabilities so it can only move and spew obscenity.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:21 No.9577712
    Perhaps we should back up here. What exactly is our objective in raiding Black Mesa? They... stole our alien gizmo? So our plan will need to include a method for locating it.

    Or are we just fucking them up in retribution?
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:22 No.9577736
    >>9577682
    How about we pull rank. Carmine is working for us, and is certainly not heading up this mission. Order her out of her armor.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:23 No.9577754
    >>9577712

    Recovery of Gizmo, and maybe giving a Space Marine-grade wedgie to the wanker who decided to nick our stuff, provided that wanker isn't Gordon Freeman.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:24 No.9577768
    >>9577736

    We'd need an anrgy Captain's Iron Cigar to do that.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:24 No.9577776
    >>9577568

    Threaten to slap the faggot out of Carmine if she doesn't shape up.

    Angry marines don't need power armor to be angry, she'll get it back and there will be some sweet carnage to be had either way.
    >> Goshujin-Sama 05/03/10(Mon)00:28 No.9577856
    >>9577776
    >>9577736

    "SISTER CARMINE!" you shout. "YOU WILL GET YOUR FAGGOT ASS OUT OF YOUR GODDAMN POWERED ARMOR AND ACT LIKE A GODDAMN MARINE, NOT SOME WHINGING ELDAR WHORE, OR I WILL JAM MY BOOT SO FAR UP YOUR ASS YOU'LL BE TASTING SHOE LEATHER!"

    A moment later, Carmine is out of her powered armor and shrugging into an orange jumpsuit. Koyomi, meanwhile, lays the armor into a crate and attaches two Raiders of the Lost Ark style carrying poles to it so that Reginald and Carmine can carry it inside. . .

    You proceed through the gate and into a large cave. At the end of the cave is a cargo elevator. Heading down the elevator, you wind up in a stark white corridor with color-coded lines on the walls.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:28 No.9577858
    >>9577776
    Exactly. Insinuate her reliance on the armor actually HINDERS her capabilities.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:29 No.9577885
    >>9577856
    Yep, that's how you handle Carmine. Um, keep trying to sneak in I guess
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:30 No.9577897
    >>9577856
    Onward!
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:30 No.9577898
    >JAM MY BOOT SO FAR UP YOUR ASS YOU'LL BE TASTING SHOE LEATHER
    Huh, so she's into that sort of thing?
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:30 No.9577902
    How long until we Freeman or alien ball? Ask Koyomi
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:31 No.9577908
    >>9577856
    We keep going wherever Koyomi tells us until something happens then. Carry on!
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:31 No.9577913
    >>9577856

    Ask Koyomi for a best guess on where the gizmo is. Failing that, where we can find out where said gizmo is.
    >> Goshujin-Sama 05/03/10(Mon)00:32 No.9577925
    >>9577897
    >>9577885

    You continue down the hallway, towards the sphere. . .

    A few dozen meters down the hall, you see a bored looking security guard wearing an army surplus helmet sitting in front of a security door. His name badge reads, "Calhoun."

    He looks up at you and yawns. "Hey there, Koyomi," he says. "How goes it? Who are these guys?"
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:33 No.9577946
    >>9577898

    How the hell could she not be?
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:33 No.9577949
    >>9577925

    Let her take the lead. She knows the procedure.

    Let's do a Semi-Freeman and only speak when absolutely nesecarry.
    >> Jabberwock 05/03/10(Mon)00:33 No.9577951
    I have nothing to contribute, but mother of god.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:34 No.9577962
    >>9577925
    Koyomi uses 'Small Talk'.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:34 No.9577970
    >>9577925

    Freeman it.

    If Carmine speaks, explain it as severe tourettes.

    Koyomi is our social char.
    >> Goshujin-Sama 05/03/10(Mon)00:35 No.9577974
    >>9577946

    "They're just here bringing a package down to the laboratory," Koyomi says. "Prototype Powered Suit."

    "Ah. . . Doctor Vance's project, then," Calhoun says. He looks over Koyomi's badge, then glances at yours. ". . . Armin Katchatourian?" he mutters, then gives you an odd look.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:36 No.9577982
    >>9577970
    Tourettes is rare, explain it as a joke, or that she's just having a bad day.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:36 No.9577991
    >>9577974

    "No habla ingles."
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:37 No.9577999
    >>9577982
    Not so rare it's unbelievable. I know a kid with tourettes.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:37 No.9578007
    >>9577974
    Whatta the what now?
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:39 No.9578041
    >>9577974
    SAY NOTHING. Blow not the cover! Let Koyomi take the lead here.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:39 No.9578048
    >>9577974
    >Armin Katchatourian

    Note for the future: invest in better disguises.

    "My parents had a hard-on for stupid names, I'm afraid. I never bothered to change it, since all my diplomas are done in that name. Bloody hassle to get them changed."
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:39 No.9578055
    cancer
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:40 No.9578074
    >>9578055

    Crabs!
    >> Goshujin-Sama 05/03/10(Mon)00:41 No.9578082
    So. . . say nothing, feign not speaking english, or try to talk your way out of it?
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:41 No.9578084
    >>9578074

    Headcrabs!
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:41 No.9578092
    >>9578082
    3, everyone vote
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:41 No.9578093
    >>9578084
    Boiled crabs! With butter to dip!
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:42 No.9578098
    >>9578084

    And the Circle is complete.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:42 No.9578099
    >>9578082
    Say nothing seems like the best bet
    >> Jabberwock 05/03/10(Mon)00:42 No.9578105
    >>9578082

    Do nothing. Smile or something though, just to like... acknowledge Mr. Blue Shift.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:42 No.9578108
    >>9578082
    SAY NOTHING
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:43 No.9578119
    >>9578082

    Freeman it!

    Saying nothing is best. Let koyomi deal with it.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:43 No.9578121
    >>9578082
    "That's my name! Bit odd, but I'm used to it, pleased to meet you, it's my first day."
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:43 No.9578124
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    >>9578084
    AAAAAAARRRRGGGGHHHH
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:43 No.9578128
    >>9578082

    Sigh exasperatedly, mutter about "stupid hippy parents", and only give a proper explanation if pressed for one.

    Othewise, let koyomi nee-chan handle it.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:43 No.9578130
    >>9578082
    Let Koyomi cover it. Play silent for the time being. They should be used to silent scientists by now.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:45 No.9578171
    get out of my /tg/
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:45 No.9578180
    >>9578171

    get out of your mother
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:46 No.9578202
    >>9578082
    Say nothing. Maybe a nod and a sheepish smile.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:46 No.9578207
    Freeman said nothing, and got through two and 2/?? games. We can make it through one mission silent.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:47 No.9578218
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    >>9578207
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:47 No.9578231
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    >>9578171
    Do you have an alternative for us? It's bad form to ask one to leave without giving them another place to go to.

    I'd hate to think you were not a classy gentleman.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:47 No.9578239
    >>9576486
    >>9576477
    >>9578055
    >>9578171

    Hey there samefag, how you doing?
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:47 No.9578240
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    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:49 No.9578287
    >>9578231
    I suspect that he's suggest we take our shit to hell, had he probably already not moved on to saging another thread.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:50 No.9578303
    >>9578287

    Been to hell, done that. Perhaps he needs to catch up on the archives.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:50 No.9578305
    >>9578171

    Agreed, brother.

    Get out of my /tg/
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:50 No.9578315
    >>9578287
    What a sad, bitter fellow he must be.

    Let us silently pity him.
    >> Goshujin-Sama 05/03/10(Mon)00:51 No.9578326
    You say nothing. . . Koyomi glances at you, then back at Calhoun, and then shrugs. "He doesn't speak English," she says. "He's from umm. . . Iran."

    "Iranian scientist? What's he doing here?" Calhoun asks.

    "Helping us?"

    Calhoun shrugs, then swipes the badge into a reader on his desk. He looks at his computer screen, then frowns. He shrugs after a moment. "Well, he checks out. I guess you guys can go through. Anyway, tell your friend to look me up after he gets off work. I'll buy him a beer." He buzzes you in.

    So what with one thing and another, you make your way down to the containment area without incident. Koyomi asks a few questions to the girl running the containment warehouse, then turns back to you guys. "According to Dahlia, the sphere's being analyzed using the Anti-Mass Spectrometer. We'll have to head down to the test facility to get it ba--."

    "HEY!" someone shouts. "What the hell are you doing here?"

    You look up to see a young African American scientist walking towards you. He seems irate. "Koyomi," he shouts, "What the hell is this about you guys bringing in a new package and not telling me? I just got off shift and was about to have a beer with Calhoun when he told me that you came here with a package for me? Why the hell didn't you deliver it immediately?!"
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:51 No.9578332
    >>9578315

    And then let us vocally get on with the fucking quest.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:52 No.9578344
    >>9578315
    A moment of silence, please, for those that never get the chance. They show up to the party but they're never asked to dance.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:53 No.9578358
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    >>9578326
    Maintain classy silence.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:53 No.9578359
    >>9578305
    Forgot your sage.


    >>9578315

    I just ignore it. Every thread that has any topic which might in some way irritate someone out there is going to get sagers coming in and complaining.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:53 No.9578363
    Explain that it is possible some alien/earth hybrid technology could have provided us with a proto-powered-armour to study?
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:54 No.9578393
    >>9578326

    Oh, it's Eli.

    Is he a potential ally or a potential threat, I wonder?
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:54 No.9578394
    >>9578359

    The difference is, there's many a venue that loves weaboo shit on this site, and it doesn't have to be /tg/ just because you're "playing."
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:54 No.9578397
    >>9578326
    Well, this is a bit of a pickle. I don't know if Koyomi can bullshit her way through this, and we've established ourselves as Iranian.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:55 No.9578404
    >>9578326
    Man how much money does Barney make to be able to afford all these beers.

    Have koyomi distract him while reginald takes him out.
    >> CACODAIMON 05/03/10(Mon)00:55 No.9578409
    >>9578239
    hahaha, oh wow
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:55 No.9578422
    >>9578326

    She was giving us, the new guy, a tour? I dunno. She thought he'd already gone off-shift?
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:56 No.9578448
    >>9578326
    does everybody have beers with barney?
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:57 No.9578454
    >>9578404

    Government job. Delicious gravy contracts.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:57 No.9578458
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    >>9578326
    Anti mass spectrometer? Magic sphere of alien origin? FUCK. Warn Eli that death is likely on it's way, and we're here to save his fucking ass.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:57 No.9578470
    >>9578454
    Mmm...gravy.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:57 No.9578473
    >>9578448

    He probably has an uncle who owns a pub or something.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:58 No.9578480
    >>9578473
    A government contract pub
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:59 No.9578514
    >>9578480

    that serves Gravy?
    >> Goshujin-Sama 05/03/10(Mon)00:59 No.9578518
    :/

    Fuck this shit, I'm bored.

    -----
    Okay, here it is, guys. This adventure isn't NEARLY as interesting as I thought it would be: it's basically turning into walk into the facility, let Koyomi talk her way through everything, then go on. Someone roll 1d66 (roll 2d6 and tell me both results).
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)01:00 No.9578539
    Barney offered to buy us a beer. This is a sure sign that shit is about to go horribly, horribly wrong.
    >> dice 2d6 Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)01:00 No.9578545
    >>9578518
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)01:01 No.9578549
    rolled 3, 2 = 5

    >>9578518
    rollan
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)01:01 No.9578557
    rolled 4, 2 = 6

    >>9578518
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)01:01 No.9578559
    >>9578518
    no resonance cascade?
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)01:01 No.9578562
    rolled 1, 2 = 3

    >>9578518

    You were expecting us to RIP AND TEAR when cute scientist girl's affections were on the line?
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)01:01 No.9578563
    rolled 6, 2 = 8

    >>9578518
    Random event time? Yeah, since we didn't go for the SHOOT TO KILL option at the start, there's not much of interest that's going to happen.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)01:01 No.9578564
    >>9578518
    Had 2d6 on my desk. 6 and a 5.
    >> Jabberwock 05/03/10(Mon)01:01 No.9578568
    >>9578539

    Calhoun isn't Barney. Calhoun was the main character in Blue Shift. The only time you saw Barney in Black Mesa was the original Half Life 1, right after shit hits the fan.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)01:01 No.9578572
    >>9578518
    curse us being levelheaded for once
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)01:02 No.9578583
    rolled 5 = 5

    >>9578518

    heh.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)01:02 No.9578584
    No RIP AND TEAR when these are mostly innocents.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)01:03 No.9578603
    >>9578568
    curse my lack of knowledge
    I never played all the way through the original, mostly stuck to HL2.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)01:03 No.9578605
    >>9578568
    His name is Barney Calhoun...
    >> Goshujin-Sama 05/03/10(Mon)01:03 No.9578608
    >>9578549
    Before Koyomi can respond, you hear loud yelling.

    Barney Calhoun shouts, "DOCTOR VANCE, LOOK OUT!" as someone runs past him towards you guys. It's a man with no shirt on, carrying a large bucket of pig's blood. . . right behind him is a young lady carrying a picket sign that reads, "BLACK MESA, BLACK HEARTS" on one side, and "STOP IRRADIATING OUR WORLD!" on the other.

    "YOUR EXPERIMENTS WILL DOOM US ALL!" the man screams, and tries to throw the bucket of Pig's Blood at Eli.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)01:03 No.9578613
    >>9578584
    yeah, we wait till they're hostiles, then rip and tear

    that way we can get into koyomis panties
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)01:04 No.9578622
    >>9578613
    so, headcrabs?
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)01:04 No.9578630
    rolled 55 = 55

    >>9578584

    Indeed. Shoulda had the sphere sent to BAE or something.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)01:04 No.9578634
    >>9578608
    swiftly take bucket out of his hand before he completes the toss

    try to make it look smooth
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)01:04 No.9578641
    >>9578608
    Dive onto the man, saving both Dr. Vance and Koyomi's credibility!
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)01:05 No.9578647
    >>9578608
    Heroic sacrifice. Push Eli out of the way, taking the bloodbath ourselves.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)01:05 No.9578651
    >>9578568
    Really? I guess I need to replay all the HL1 games.

    In that case, disregard me, I suck cocks.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)01:05 No.9578656
    rolled 11 = 11

    >>9578608

    Interpose ourself between Eli and the bucket.

    Then Kick her in the taco, paco.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)01:05 No.9578661
    >>9578608
    move in front of the pigs blood.

    try to stare the guy down.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)01:05 No.9578662
    >>9578608
    >"YOUR EXPERIMENTS WILL DOOM US ALL!

    Not like he's wrong or anything. In any case, capture him before anyone gets hurt. So I guess we beat him on the head with one of out guns?
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)01:05 No.9578663
    >>9578608

    Maiming time is now?
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)01:05 No.9578664
    >>9578608

    Glare at Dr. Vance and say, with a thick Iranian accent "Is this true? Are you irradiating our world and dooming us all with your experiments?"
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)01:05 No.9578676
    >>9578608
    NOO!! ELI!!

    Jump in the way of the pig's blood!
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)01:06 No.9578682
    >>9578647

    FUCK THAT SHIT PUSH CARMINE IN FRONT.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)01:06 No.9578693
    You need more audience, let us know a few hours in advance when are you gonna quest. I bet people will skip stuff to get in here.

    Also, flip an emergency switch and get to whatever room we are supposed to get to in the bedlam
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)01:06 No.9578695
    >>9578608
    STEP OUT IN FRONT AND TAKE IT ON THE CHEST

    MAINTAIN OUR COMPOSURE
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)01:07 No.9578709
    >>9578608
    "Carmine? You have permission to put your armor back on!"
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)01:07 No.9578714
    >>9578664
    Damn, I almost want to do this. It's that hilarious.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)01:07 No.9578716
    >>9578568

    You're a retard, Barney's last name is CALHOUN.

    They put the LAST name on fatigues, retard.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)01:08 No.9578734
    >>9578647
    This.

    With our dying (lol our shirt is dyed red) words, say that Black Mesa was a wonderful place to work.

    Then fall to the ground in a pool of blood.

    Then get back up and punch that asshole with the sign.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)01:08 No.9578748
    >>9578661
    Do this, and make sure to give the guy a sadistic smile while you are staring him down covered in the pigs blood.
    >> Goshujin-Sama 05/03/10(Mon)01:09 No.9578773
    >>9578695
    >>9578676
    >>9578661
    >>9578656
    >>9578647
    >>9578641

    You dive onto Eli, pushing him out of the way. . . !

    The next thing you know, you taste coppery blood as the cold pig's blood pours all over you. It gets into your mouth, nose, and ears, and you basically turn into a bloody, horrible mess. . .

    > 5+ Saving throw: Carmine goes nuts. . .
    > 4

    . . . seeing you covered in blood, Carmine snaps. "SHIT FUCKING FUCK FUCKERS!" she screams. Dropping her side of the crate, she runs at the protester, and. . .

    > 12 vs 12

    . . . manages to slip on a puddle of pig's blood and falls ass over teakettle for a moment, letting the guy turn around and start running into the facility.

    Barney draws his gun, then hesitates. . .
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)01:10 No.9578787
    >>9578748
    we're supposed to be iranian

    that means muslim

    that means purposly being covered in pigs blood is the last thing we'd do
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)01:10 No.9578790
    >>9578773
    say "CALM THE FUCK DOWN CARMINE YOU DUMBASS"
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)01:11 No.9578813
    >>9578773
    Yell out "Shoot him!" in as thick of an accent as you can fake
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)01:11 No.9578822
    >>9578773
    >>9578787
    well, there goes our disguise...
    that was your intent OP, wasn't it?
    (shit)
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)01:12 No.9578834
    >>9578790
    Tell her to calm down, but don't use her name. We are going to have to try and pass her off as an AI at this point.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)01:12 No.9578836
    >>9578787
    Oh


    Shit
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)01:12 No.9578840
    >>9578822
    Maybe if we pretend to be an Iranian atheist?
    >> Goshujin-Sama 05/03/10(Mon)01:12 No.9578850
    >>9578822
    *doesn't answer, but does lean back and take a sip of his martini.*
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)01:13 No.9578858
    >>9578822
    >>9578787
    We had to flee iran because we weren't muslim, DUHH.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)01:13 No.9578863
    >>9578647

    Fucking signed.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)01:13 No.9578871
    >>9578787
    We have an obligation to protect others from such depravity. We're a self-sacrificing Muslim.

    ...no pun intended (snicker)...
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)01:13 No.9578873
    >>9578773
    Get up, slowly. Try to make something of a spectacle of it while not actually saying anything.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)01:14 No.9578876
    Tell Koyomi to take Reginald inside while we take care of this. I bet he can handle some alien mech alone
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)01:14 No.9578877
    >>9578850

    >>9578858 here

    WHAT NOW, BITCH?
    >> Goshujin-Sama 05/03/10(Mon)01:14 No.9578888
    So. . . try to calm down Carmine, yell for Barney to shoot, or try to explain why a muslim just purposely let himself get covered by the blood of an unclean animal?
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)01:14 No.9578891
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    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)01:14 No.9578894
    >>9578787
    Hmm.

    Act horrified at this recent turn of events, and inquire as to the location of the nearest shower.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)01:15 No.9578896
    >>9578822

    We had no way of knowing it was from a pig. It could just as easily have been human blood, and muslims are fine with that.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)01:15 No.9578899
    >>9578858
    >>9578840

    We need to be passing this on notes to Koyomi.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)01:15 No.9578908
    >>9578858
    Right! Obviously! How could I have forgotten?
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)01:15 No.9578910
    >>9578888
    We only speak Iranian. We can't explain shit.

    Also, it was just a red liquid to us before he threw it. There was no floating label that said "pig blood" over the bucket. For all we knew, it was acid. I mean, come on.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)01:16 No.9578929
    >>9578896
    This is a good point. There is nothing to distinguish pig's blood from other blood when it's in a bucket
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)01:17 No.9578934
    >>9578910

    Isn't pig's blood traditional in these situations, though?
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)01:17 No.9578935
    >>9578888

    HaveBbarney shoot, we don't give a shit about protesters, what damage can they do?

    The distraction will allow us to run to our mcguffin with minimal security.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)01:17 No.9578937
    >>9578896
    I think your average Muslim might object to being covered in human blood...
    Unless they were a vampire
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)01:17 No.9578939
    >>9578934
    Alot of people just use red paint.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)01:17 No.9578940
    >>9578888
    We yell and then try to calm her. Explanations can come later, once this madness has halted.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)01:17 No.9578947
    >>9578934
    We're a scientist, not some sort of specialist historian who studies Luddite protesters. How would we know?
    >> Goshujin-Sama 05/03/10(Mon)01:18 No.9578961
    Well, given the way things are. . .

    > Cunning: 10

    You manage to bite your tongue before panicking and yelling out an explanation in English about how it's okay for you to be covered in Pig's blood because you're not Muslim, and thus destroying your entire cover.

    Carmine, meanwhile, gets back to her feet and runs off into Black Mesa, covered in blood, screaming like a harridan, howling, "FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK !" as she chases down the protesters, screaming that she will tear their balls out through their throat and stuff it up their cunts. Barney runs after them, waving his 9mm around, but not sure whether to shoot or not. . .
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)01:19 No.9578974
    >>9578947

    Because it's usally all over the news when it happens?
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)01:19 No.9578981
    Fall to knees
    *Advice Armin*
    Beg forgiveness from Allah
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)01:20 No.9578989
    >>9578888
    We look as disgusted as possible. Maybe even horrified. Reginald should be taking care of the Carmine issue, most likely.

    Also, we're into autosage.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)01:20 No.9578995
    >>9578961
    Try to stop him too, non verbily. Problably with waving arms and shaking our head
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)01:21 No.9579002
    >>9578961
    leave them and assume it will turn out humorously rather that as a massacre
    we should go back to retrieving the object, after finding a towel or one of those emergency chem lab showers or something
    >> Goshujin-Sama 05/03/10(Mon)01:21 No.9579003
    >>9578981

    You drop to your knees and yell something that sounds vaguely Arabic at the ceiling, basically just yelling "ahahahlalalallalala" over and over, then start making prayers towards a random wall. Eli is confused, but seems unwilling to interrupt your sudden religious crisis.

    As you come back up at one point, you notice that Koyomi is nowhere to be seen. . .
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)01:22 No.9579017
    >>9578961

    Help Eli up. No need to not be dapper, even if one is blood-soaked.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)01:22 No.9579024
    >>9578989
    >>9578981
    just claim atheism, or at least some other religion if anybody asks about it
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)01:23 No.9579048
    >>9579003
    Well shit. Get Reg over here and whisper to him asking where she went.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)01:24 No.9579065
    >>9579024
    ... We're just making a fool of ourselves. And frankly, I'm getting sick of this cover charade.

    Tell Carmine to put on power armor, draw our shotgun. Tell them that we're going to kill every last motherfucker in the complex unless they tell us where the sphere is.
    >> Goshujin-Sama 05/03/10(Mon)01:26 No.9579108
    >>9579003

    New thread

    >>9579096
    >> Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)01:26 No.9579124
    >>9579065
    Kyomi already took advantage of the distraction and went to get the sphere.
    We need to make as big a scene as possible, even if we get kicked out.
    We should start flipping out in random gibberish, then start screaming about the G-man, and Xen
    That should get enough attention.



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