My name is Conrad B. Hart. I am a male.

Your name is Fluffles
You are female

breakfast
toast

Your name is Esme Von Scrotumstein
you are a hermaphrodite

GO BACK TO BED

My name isWilliam.
I am a man.

Your name is Toby!

>>9712471
[Reginald]
[Male]

>>9712479
You are Condrab B. Hart. You are a manly man.

>>9712523

Smash the bed up!

No single abode is worthy to contain our sheer manliness for more than one night!

>>9712523
I flex my muscles and then go the kitchen to see what nutrient supplements I have available to me.

Masturbate in our crumb covered sheets, then brush your teeth (with cum)

>>9712491
>>9712494
You eat toast.
In bed.

>>9712543
You then break it, for it disappoints you.

>>9712633

Look around. Are our surroundings MANLY enough?

>>9712633
Put on my kilt, and strap my battle axe to my back.

>>9712633
After determining the manliness of our surroundings we move to the kitchen for a smoothie. A manly one.

>>9712676

I think you mean our manly CLAYMORE!

In fact, we're manly enough for both! DUEL WIELDING BITCHES!

>>9712642
If it is not manly enough, I suggest we flex a little in front of a mirror to make it manlier.

Chinbut the nearest living being

>>9712563
>>9712642
You find, in your kitchen, eggs and protein powder. Your surroundings are painfully inadequate.

>>9712676
Where the fuck is your battle axe. It is gone, someone stole it!

>>9712704

After that, we go hunting. We need MANLY TROPHIES to decorate our residence with.

>>9712682
Banana, chunks of magnesium, raw beef ripped straight from the cow, pure testosterone, and live fire ants.

Headbutt the eggs to crack them open, and make an egg and protein smoothy.

>>9712706
WRITE A TO DO LIST FOR TODAY

1) WRITE A TO DO LIST IN ALL CAPITALS
2) BECOME THE TRAIN

>>9712706
>Where the fuck is your battle axe. It is gone, someone stole it!

WE WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS.

KILL MAIM BURN!!!

Go out for a MANLY STROLL! Don't bother to get dressed beforehand.

>>9712706
Put on some clothing. Badass pants.
We should also grow a beard. Because we can.

>>9712706
JUMP OUT THE WINDOW AND CATCH THE PUNK THAT STOLE IT!

>>9712730

We have no time to look for evidence, run into the streets in anger looking for our MANLY BATTLE AXE!

>>9712682
>>9712701
>>9712705
Fortunately, you still have your claymore. You crush your available nutrients into a egg smoothie while killing a bird.

>>9712745
...IT LOOKS LIKE IM GONNA HAVETA JUMP!!!

The sun is awfully bright. As if to spite me. Brightening my eyes and shit. I want to punch the sun out of the sky. Night is more manly.

>>9712760
EAT THE SMOOTHIE! AND THE GLASS! WHILE JUMPING THROUGH THE WINDOW!

Let us make a manly cape out of the dead birds.

>>9712784
Yes, the sun does offend us, but I do not think we have the POWER to squelch the sun.

I propose we dawn some MANLY SHADES.

>>9712824
Yes. Perhaps we cannot punch the sun out. I second the motion for sunglasses, and further propose that we quest for the means to punch out the sun.

>>9712839
Indeed. The sun is the true enemy here.

>>9712863
Verily.

>>9712733
>>9712736
>>9712745
>>9712753
As you grow a beard, you leap out your window! Fuckin' nature, denying you your battle axe!

>>9712784
>>9712824
>>9712839
>>9712863
You also get sunglasses.

>>9712863

Agreed. Obviously, we need to become COOL ENOUGH TO DOUSE THE SUN.

>>9712888
I want to summon a gun.

WHERE'S OUR KILT AT

>>9712878

YEEEEEEEEEES, THE SUN IS THE THING!

>>9712889
>>9712898
SOME SORT OF SUPER MANLY WATER GUN

WE SHALL BURN DOWN THE SUN!

>>9712889

Our first course of action, then, would obviously be the capture of a space ship. If we have means of transportation, then we know we can at least get to the sun.

>>9712917
Seconding.

KILL IT WITH FIRE!

>>9712918

WELL IT'S OFF TO FLORIDA, THEN!

>>9712917

I hate that FUCKER!

Your surroundings contain people. They are distressed.
What do.

>>9712917
THIS. Also, where's the kilt at?

>>9712946
Bellow at the top of my lungs whilst pointing and holding up my claymore, "WHO WILL JOIN ME IN MY QUEST TO DESTROY THE SUN?"

>>9712888
Would not leaping into the streets nakkid wielding a CLAYMORE attract the attention of the authorities?

Wait a moment. AUTHORITIES?! AUTHORITIES BE DAMNED NONE HAVE SWAY OVER OUR THIS HOUSE OF MANLYDOM.

LET THEM COME.

This might even flush out the dead punk that ran off with our BATTLE-AXE.

>>9712946

Let them bask in the radiance of our manliness. Flex a few times for good measure.

>>9712946

THEY DO NOT DESERVE TO WITNESS, NOR CAN THEY COMPREHEND OUR MANLINESS! SMITE THEM!

>>9712946
Flash your teeth at them and calmly state

"Hail to the king, baby"

Flex! Win them over with your manliness! Let them bask in the warm glow of awesomeness!

They will make good tools for our quest to burn down the sun.

Hypnotize everyone with your manlyness and have them aid you in burning the sun to death.

>>9712959
>>9712963
>>9712967
"FFFFFFUUUUCK YOOOOUUUUUU"
You throw your claymore at them. Retcon gives you a kilt.

sing scatman while killing them painfully.

>>9713028
Surely the survivors are manly enough to join us. COME MINIONS. TO THE SUN.

It feels rather breezy.

ACHK! That dastardly fiend, someone has made off with my cape!

>>9713028
Use your raging hardon to track down the scoundrel that pilfered your axe

>>9713028

Shake our fist at the sun. That smug bastard just saw what we can do.

>>9713028
LET THIS BE OUR ULTIMATUM TO THE SUN!!

Use penis and balls as a dowsing stick for MANLY BATTLE AXES!

>>9713043
The smooth fucker. And you can't jump that high, fuck!

>>9713101
DOES THE SUN HAVE OUR AXE?!

>>9713101
WHY THE FUCK NOT

>>9713101
Just wait for it to descend, Mario 3-style!

He won't be able to contain his rage toward you for much longer.

Rear back, inhaling deeply, we take in the very essence of the universe itself.

We must recover our axe.

>>9713125
You raise a good point, but I don't think we've enraged it enough yet.

Let's go kill some sunbathers. Those jerkasses sit there soaking up the sun's rays, the sun must like them.

>>9713101
Begin to massacre those around you.

Make a corpse ladder to the sun.

>>9713151
Clearly they are not allied with us. Therefore.

THEY ARE OUR ENEMY!

Make sure to coat ourselves in enough appropriate UV protection, we don't want that fuckers taint upon of shrine of manliness.

>>9713190
Are they really our enemies? They harness the sun's power to benefit themselves! That sounds like an ally to me! We must learn their ways!

Begin to spray deodorant in the air, weakening the ozone layer.

Show that bastard we are not afraid of his rays!

>>9713221
THEY ARE FUCKING TAINTED!

>>9713221
NO! WE WILL NOT ACCEPT HELP FROM THE SUN! THEY ARE OUR ENEMY BECAUSE THEY LOVE THE SUN!

Time to go on 4chan and create a quest thread!

>>9713184
YES
CORPSE LADDER

>>9713226
ARE THEY? WOULD YOU CALL A MAN WHO KILLS A LION AND WEARS ITS PELT TAINTED BY LIONS? NO. YOU WOULD CALL HIM A CHAMPION OF LIONS. THESE PEOPLE KNOW SOMETHING WE DO NOT.

>>9713241
BUT THESE PEOPLE DON'T KILL THE SUN! THEY'RE MORE LIKE SOMEONE THAT NEEDS HELP FROM A LION! THE LION BRINGS THEM DEAD ANIMALS BECAUSE THEY'RE TOO PATHETIC TO FEED THEMSELVES!

>>9713241

YOU SOUND LIKE A SUN-LOVER, BOY. DO YOU LOVE THE SUN?

>>9713251
WE JUST GOT FINISHED EATING EGGS FROM CHICKENS. ARE WE SLAVES TO THE CHICKENS?

>>9713221
NO! THEY DEPEND ON THE SUN TO GAIN POWER!
SURELY THEY WILL TRY TO HINDER US!
TAKE THEM OUT NOW WHILE WE HAVE THE ADVANTAGE OF SURPRISE!

>>9713241
If they had killed the sun, we wouldn't be staring up at his smug glowy mug right now.

They don't oppose the sun; they laze about under it. We are a man of ACTION. Reclining and hoping to soak up enough of the sun's own energy to gain some semblance of protection from it is somewhat effective, but not nearly as MANLY a course of action as we should be following.

>>9713101
FLIP OFF THE SUN
BOTH HANDS
GRIN LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER

>>9713241
>IMPLYING THAT WE DO NOT KNOW EVERYTHING OF VALUE.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR SHIT

>>9713259
>>9713266

YOU MEN ARE FOOLS. WHY DESTROY THE SUN WHEN WE CAN MAKE IT OUR SLAVE?

LOOT THE BODIES WE JUST KILLED

>>9713269
Exactly! Even if they are not slaves to the sun, they are still lazy! That makes them deserving of death as well.

So, off to kill sunbathers!

You kill everyone and are now level with the sun. You feel strong pride suffusing you and upping your AC by 23.
AND THAT FUCKER DOES HAVE YOUR BATTLE AXE. AHA!

>>9712760
OH GOD, DAT BIRD
You wouldn't happen to do Nedroid Comics would you?

>>9713269
Perhaps we can use their skins after we kill them. They won't be needing them anymore.

>>9713266
>>9713264
>>9713259
>>9713251
>>9713241
>>9713239
>>9713230
>>9713226

LOOK AT ALL THESE CAPS LOCK.
CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL.

WE MUST PIERCE THE HEAVENS!

>>9712523

INTERNAL CONFLICT IS NOT MANLY!

DECISIVE ACTION IS MANLY!

CLIMB TO THE TOP OF THE TALLEST BUILDING WE CAN FIND, THEN JUMP OFF AND PUNCH THAT SMUG SUN RIGHT IN HIS SMUG FACE!

WE'LL DEAL WITH THE SUN WORSHIPPERS LATER!

>>9713305
OH SHIT, IT'S ANTHONY WHATSHISNAME FROM NEDROID.COM

SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIT

>>9713303
Punch him in his bright yellow SUN BALLS.

>>9713303
>>9713303
>>9713303
>>9713303
>>9713303
>>9713303
>>9713303
>>9713303
>>9713303
Does he give us a villainous monologue, offering us power and a seat at his right hand?

>>9713331
WITH OUR DICK

>>9713303
I KNEW IT! JUMP AND PUNCH THE GOD DAMNED SUN, RIGHT NOW!

>>9713303
Man, I'm kind of glad he does; if we had killed everyone to get up here just to find out that he had nothing to do with it, that'd be kind of a shame.

CHALLENGE THE SUN TO A STARING CONTEST. Mother always told us that staring into the sun was a bad idea, but we must prove to ourselves that we are strong enough to defeat anything, no matter how much we were told not to do it as a child.

Also, call our mother (who we plainly did not kill, because that would be terrible and bad) and wish her a happy mother's day.

>>9713303
Take back the axe and force the sun to be you indentured servant as punishment for being a thief!

>>9712878
>>9712863
>>9712839
>>9712824
>>9712784

/tg/, I fucking love you.

>>9713359
Call mom, wish her a happy mother's day after we destroy the sun, and walk off into our self-made sunset.

>>9713276
hell you you are awesome and you feel awesome

>>9713305
well shit i wish

The sun monologues.
>"I was called here by men, who wish to bathe in MY sunlight. What is a man, but a miserable little pile of UV-absorbant fluid!"

>>9713303
HMM. THE SUN IS A WORTHY FOE INDEED. IT IS QUITE COURAGEOUS FOR IT TO CONFESS TO ITS CRIMES OF NABBING OUR DEARIEST BELOVED BATTLE AXE.

IS NOT COURAGE THE TRUE VIRTUE OF A MAN?!

BROFIST THE SUN. FOR HE IS NOW A MAN.

>>9713377
"I'VE GOT SOME FLUID FOR YOU!"

Piss on him

>>9713377
NOW. OVERLORD BUTTBLOW.

>>9713390
THIS

>>9713377
Respond:
>"WHAT IS THE SUN IF IT DOES NOT HAVE MAN TO ABSORB IT'S CANCEROUS RAYS? I AM HERE TO CHALLENGE YOU, MOTHERFUCKER."

>>9713383

NOW YOU'RE A MAN

A MAN MAN MAN!

>>9713383
NO! WE ARE COMMITTED TO KILLING THE SUN, AND A MAN NEVER BACKS DOWN FROM HIS CONVICTIONS. THE SUN SHALL BE BURNT TO THE GROUND THIS DAY!

>>9713390
>>9713408
You empty your bladder on him. Your Spear of Longinus fires Powerthirst.

>>9713428
And now this is playing in my head.

>>9713453
Take back your axe and slice him open!

>>9713439
I believe that upon killing the sun, we should take his place as rightful overlord of the planet Earth.

Our magnificent manly grin shall look down upon the (dead) people of earth with great mirth.

YOU ARE HUGE! THAT MEANS YOU HAVE A HUGE CORE!

BREAK AND DEMOLISH!

>>9713453
RECLAIM THE AXE

>>9713453
OH WOW, THIS IS FUCKING AWESOME OP, THANK YOU FINE SIR

>>9713453

HE DROPPED THE AXE, JUMP INTO THE AIR, GRAB IT, AND DRIVE IT DEEP INTO HIS STUPID WET FACE!

>>9713453
IT'S GOT ELECTROLYTES

>>9713466
WE MUST BECOME THE UNCONQUERED SUN

>>9713453
OH GOD, NOT POWERTHIRST!

YOU'RE JUST REFUELING HIM!

>>9713466

Well, our mom is alive...so we could still repopulate the planet...

>>9713439
BUT TO SILENCE A BEING THAT HAS EXISTED FOR MILENA, THAT HAS PROVIDED WARMTH AND LIFE FOR MANY ACROSS THE LANDS, SURELY WE DO NOT POSSESS THE MORALITY TO BRING SUFFERING AND PAIN THE INHABITANTS OF THESE GREAT MANY LANDS?

or do we?

>>9713453
PLOT TWIST TIME!
The sun tells you that it is your father.

>>9713377
The suns face here makes me laugh.

>>9713506
THE MORALITY OF A MAN IS THE MORALITY OF CONVICTION! WE HAVE DECLARED THE SUN AN ENEMY, THEREFOR TO NOT KILL IT IS THE TRULY IMMORAL ACT!

>>9713465
>>9713467
>>9713471
>>9713475
You vanquish the foul sphere of chemistry!

>>9713535

EXCELLENT! NOW THAT THAT'S FINISHED, LET US CALL MOMMY, FOR IT IS IN FACT HER DAY.

>>9713535
Quick, someone make a Horatio joke.

>>9713535
TIME TO FUCK SOME BITCHES FOR ACCOMPLISHMENT AND TALK ABOUT HOW AWESOME I AM.

>>9713535

VICTORY!

Now all we have to do is glide gracefully to the ground. How high are we?

>>9713511
The sun uses its last power to speak to you.
>"C-Conrad, you *cough*, you fool! I am your father, and you have doomed your world! By defeating me, you have sealed your own fate."
Hark!

>>9713535
Land back on earth, go home, open the fridge and take a cold one. You've earned it.

>>9713535
Falling through the air we brush off the radiation we have surely been exposed to that close to the sun.

The earth is rushing up at us, should I find this offensive, should we strike the earth?

We do have a beard after all.

This is the best Quest I've seen in weeks~

>>9713572
HAH! THE JOKE IS ON THE SUN! FOR IF WE ARE TRULY THE SON OF THE SUN, THEN WE ALSO POSSESS THE POWER TO ILLUMINATE THE WORLD! NOT ONLY THAT, BUT WE HAVE SHOWN OURSELVES TO BE SUPERIOR TO THE SUN, SO THE SUN'S SON CAN RAIN DOWN MORE MANLY, BETTER LIGHT IF WE CHOOSE!

>>9713572
THIS FATE GUY SOUNDS LIKE AN ASSHOLE TOO! LET'S FIND HIM AND KICK HIS TEETH IN.

>>9713572
Pee on him, again.

>>9713572

TAKE EPIC BATTLE POSE! THAT SHOULD BE AWESOME ENOUGH TO CREATE A NEW SUN!

>>9713572
Fuck that, DEVOUR HIS ESSENCE

BE REBORN

Go to jupiter, spend the rest of your life watching for monoliths trying to turn Jupiter into a second sun. We don't want another one on our hands.

>>9713586

No, the Earth is no enemy. The Earth is waiting to catch us and congratulate us on our victory. However, if the Earth does not offer us a celebratory beer, we may need to rethink this.

>>9713572
As a man who never knew his father, we should ASK MOTHER.

After returning to earth and picking up a COLD ONE we should head off to her sanctuary.

Surely the birth giver of this magnificent specimen of a man would dwell in a mighty place.

>>9713565
The Sun stole our battle-axe?

I guess you could say... ... he wasn't too bright.

This is great because /tg/ is great, you know. High-five, friends.

>>9713565
I suppose you could say the sun suffered... Fission.


>>9713605
>>9713605
>>9713612
>>9713614
Being the stoic man you are, his foolish words do not faze you. You become the sun!

>>>9713665
NOW WHERE'S THIS FATE ASSHOLE AT

>>9713665
THIS IS BAD

NOW ALL BEER BOTTLES WE HOLD WILL VAPORIZE!

>>9713665

NOW TO DEAL WITH THOSE SUNBATHERS!

YOU WANTED SUN? WE'LL GIVE YOU SUN!

>>9713699
Nah man. We're a COOL SUN.

>>9713699

THAT'S THE TALK OF A QUITTER! A TRUE MAN FORCES BEER TO STAY COLD BY SHEER FORCE OF WILL.

AND WE HAVE THAT FORCE OF WILL.

>>9713665
FIND A CHARIOT. THAT'S POWERED BY MANLINESS.

>>9713699
We're the sun, we shall rule all that are under us.

What's stopping us from people spraying beer into our mouth with a fire hose?

>>9713665
Glancing down from our lofty place in the heavens what do we see?

Do we wonder where our Valkyrie wenches have gone? I think we should totally be wondering this.

Wow. I did not think that when I suggested we punch the sun out of the sky it would eventually lead to us actually murdering the fucking sun.

GROW AN OTHER PAIR OF ARMS!

>>9713749
A man does not wonder. A man acts.

We shall now go and find Valkyrie bitches. And if that fails, we shall appoint some.

Fuck the moon.

>>9713718
WHAT ARE YOU PITCHING?

>>9713665
>>9713708

YOU'RE RIGHT. JUST LOOK AT THOSE SHADES.

We should warn our new followers not to make direct eye contact with our awesomeness. For it may cause skin and eye irritation as well as SUDDEN DEATH

>>9713764
FOUR ARMS IS FOR CHUMPS. WE NEED SIX ARMS!

>>9713769
I second this.

>>9713769
This. Though once our ally against the sun, the moon now stands in direct opposition to our radiant throne. WAR ON THE MOON.

>>9713769

Is the Moon nubile young women?

CREATE LIFE IN YOUR IMAGE

YOU KNOW, BECAUSE YOU KILLED EVERYONE.

>>9713732
Fuck that, you're the sun. You grow a chariot!
The chariot can fire beer.

>>9713795
GO SEE IF THE MOON WANTS TO PARTY, SHE'S A SEXY BITCH.

>>9713778
I HAVE DEEMED THAT A SINGLE BEARD IS LARGELY INADEQUATE FOR OUR NEW PERSONA.

WE USE OUR WILL TO GROW ADDITIONAL BEARDS.

Duel wielding indeed.

>>9713784
Nah, she (and it IS a she!) helps us shine our awesomeness even further. But we should definitely fuck her anyway because we're in dire need of victorysex.

>>9713805

Also, use our beer cannon to start a wet t-shirt contest with the moon and venus.

>>9713795
Destroy your enemies with gushes of FLAMING HOT BEER!

>>9713791
>>9713793
Have sexy time with the sexy moon and make new people for the earth.

>>9713764
>>9713778
You grow extra arms. The arms are ready to smack a bitch

>>9713665
The Earth's a pretty cool dude, but that goddamn moon...
Fuck its shit up.

>>9713819
LET'S MAKE THIS A PARTY. INVITE THE EARTH, TOO.

I HAVE A THIRST FOR STEAMY MOONSEX

>>9713825
We do not deal in flaming hot beer. Our beer is ice cold.

>>9713857
If we drink it, yes. But to our enemies? We serve magma-like beer, not fit for drinking. This adds insult to injury.

THIS DAY. WE WILL CONSUMMATE OUR NEW VICTORY BY LAYING WITH OUR SEXY MOON WIFE.

>>9713791
>>9713805
>>9713819
>>9713829
The moon is hot.
Oh man, I'd capture her with my gravity any day.

>>9713879
Engage in consensual intercourse with the moon.

Missionary position.

>>9713879
I repeat my initial suggestion: fuck the moon.

>>9713879
Put a paper bag over that craterface.

Then show her how much of a man the sun truly is.

>>9713890
Right on the Earth's face.

>>9713889
Or perhaps...ALL POSITIONS! AT ONCE!

>>9713876
NAY!

OUR SEXY MOON QUEEN.

WE WILL CROWNS INTO EXISTENCE TO PROPERLY DISPLAY OUR AWESOME.

>>9713907
Whilst we do this, do we eye Venus watching?

Yea, you like watching dont you Venus? You filthy slut.

We should invite Venus, have a threesome, and bask in the envy of the rest of the cosmos stares on in varying degrees of want.

TWO SCOOPS OF RAISINS

>>9713850
>>9713876
>>9713889
>>9713889
>>9713890
>>9713897
you fuck the moon. shit is totally cash.

JIZZ ALL OVER THE EARTH

>>9713971
Ok, lets get a reverse cowgirl now with her legs spread and you can totally see the balls and cock slamming up in to her. Maybe her arms are stretched back so she can support herself.

>>9713970
THIS MUST BE DONE. HAVE NOT OUR FOLLOWERS BEEN LOYAL? THEY DESERVE A REWARD.

Hey OP, what program and tools do you use for your drawings?

>>9713971
SIX THUMBS WAYYYYY UP

WE NEED ENEMIES.
I HUNGER!
RUN, COWARD.

>>9713971
Cum fire and brimstone towards earth.

>>9713971
You cum meteorites!

BEWARE, I LIVE.

If we're fuckhuge and fucking the moon for all to see, does this disappoint or disgust our mother?

>>9713971

Make her breakfast using all the eggs on earth and fry them on our chest.

>>9714023
How could mother be anything but proud?

BEWARE, COWARD.
I HUNGER.

>>9714023
Your mom is totally proud of you

>>9714023
She can't see us because looking directly at the sun has blinded her.

OH GOD WHAT HAVE WE DONE? OUR FATHER'S PROPHECY OF DOOM HAS COME TRUE!

>>9714061
We probably just wrecked the moon.

How did we fit our sundick into the tiny moon?

We must expand our manliness to the stars.

HEAD TOWARDS THE CENTER OF THE UNIVERSE!

Sun is smalltime.

>>9714071
WHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!???!?!??!?!?!?!?!!!!!

>>9714098
The scientific term is "we wrecked her shit."

>>9714101
WE HAVE A RESPONSIBILITY TO THE EARTH NOW.
BE A MAN.

>>9714071
SOUNDS LIKE THE WORK OF THAT FATE PRICK. FIND HIM AND PUNCH HIS FACE.

>>9714102
Arcturus, you say? We must slay him, now, for thinking he is larger than we are!

>>9714130
>>9714102
A NEW ENEMY HAS APPEARED.

>>9713993
Just normal brush in SAI. herpderp

>>9713999
>>9714101
Go go go!

>>9714101
Get Azathoth to move out of our new rightful place, the little prick.

>>9714123
This! Find Fate and kick his ass for trying to make us some kind of tragic hero or whatever!

Do not fear for our mother, for we shall take Arcturus' eyes and grant them to our mother.

>>9714173
Tell the moon we'll call later, maybe we'll have dinner.

Oh god.
We just killed our father. And took his place.
And had sex with the moon.
Is the moon our mother?

>>9714201

But we won't really, we are just keeping her keen

Hey man watch where you're going.

>>9714102
>>9714130
>>9714163
>>9714183
>>9714197
Oh shit, that bitch is huge. What do?

>>9714268
RAGING, FLAMING BONER ATTACK

>>9713971
>toph fucked the moon.jpeg

>>9714187
NO WE MUST KICK FATES ASS BECAUSE A REAL MAN HAS NO OTHER DESTINY BUT THE ONE HE MAKES HIMSELF.

>>9714290
This would be the answer to all of our problems. There's always a bigger sun, but that won't matter for shit if we've subjugated fate.

>>9714268
Fly up his ass, destroy him from the inside!

>>9714268
Take the fucker down, we could take him down with our dick I mean look at his, it's puny.

PICK UP VV CEPHEI ANK HIT HIM WITH IT

>>9714322

>>9714268
Begin absorbing other stars smaller than you.

>>9714395
OH GOD WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

>>9714395

Alright, I am unfortunately a Swedefag and as such have to watch my time zone, so FREEEEQUEST is over for today!

Tune in in 22 hours for Part 2!

>>9714468
I lol'd. Good show OP

>>9714468
God natt svenskejævel :)

>>9714468
sov godt, ses i morgen

OP IS A GOD AMONGST MEN.

Archived.

Just because you guys have been such a joy, enjoy some tits.

>3 quest threads front page
I thought /tg/ got over this shit already

HOLY CRAP.

To think that when this entity awoke, it didn't know its name or gender.

Oh god what

My god this thread is awesome

What the hell just happened?

>>9715478
Greatness happened.

>>9715260

That picture sort of captures it...

>>9714395
OH SHIT

>>9714395
NO REGRETS
for instance, penises

THAT WAS FUCKIN' EPIC
that's gotta be like the first quest thread that's been entertaining all the way through!
Has this been archived yet?

>>9714655
oh I didn't see this, nvm

I just want to point out that I was the poster responsible for the name Conrad B. Hart. Which I stole from Flashback...

>>9717216
Well then, friend, you are what made this about Conrad Manman instead of Fluffles the girl

>>9717255
Truth be told, considering this is /tg/, even if we had been named Fluffles the Girl, we still would have given anal sex to the moon and run up Arctarus' ass.

Holy shit, this is epic.

>>9714395
HOLY SHIT

WE PASSED OUR ANAL SPELUNKING ROLL

START SPELUNKING

>>9714395
WE ARE INSIDE ARCTURUS' HONOR
BEGIN TO SHOW HIM OURS
CUM WITH THE FORCE OF A THOUSAND SUNS

THIS WAS THE BEST QUEST THREAD EVER CONCEIVED BY US, MERE MEN

THERE NEED NOT BE ANY MORE CREATED; WE HAVE REACHED THE APEX AND CANNOT TRUMP THIS ANYMORE

>>9717528
Not until we get an ending goddammit.

I am not letting this end with up us some other star's HONOR.

GOTO
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