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    31 KB Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)07:16 No.13836896  
    Hey, so I'm here to do my duty and join the Imperial Guard. Gotta do my part for humanity and all, know what I mean? Not to mention all the hot mommas like a guy in uniform. So... where do I sign up?
    >> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)07:18 No.13836909
    This man is either a heretic or a space marine playing some cruel joke on us all.
    Never in my long career as a commissar have I seen a man's skull thick enough to withstand a bolt to it.
    >> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)07:19 No.13836915
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    here
    >> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)07:20 No.13836926
    Who the hell 'signs up'? If you're not conscripted then keep your fucking head down!
    >> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)07:23 No.13836947
    >>13836926
    commissar: he...WANTS to join?
    officer: yess sah! he...volunteered.
    commissar: emperor preserve... that is truly frightening.
    >> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)07:24 No.13836948
    All I know is that Johnny Bravo would end up destroying a Chaos Titan and winning a major battle through bumbling antics and accidents.

    Or the Divine Grace of the Emperor, for short.
    >> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)07:25 No.13836955
    >>13836948

    Just imagined a titan blowing up and Johnny on a hill nearby scratching his head.

    "Whoa, momma!"
    >> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)07:28 No.13836984
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    "well hello there baby, wanna go praise the emperor with me?"
    >> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)07:40 No.13837051
    Johnny bravo is one of the few characters I can think of that could paint his hair and have a commissar hat.
    >> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)07:41 No.13837060
    >>13837051
    Fuck, I will never unsee that.
    >> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)07:53 No.13837149
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    >>13837051

    Hey there sexy mutant momma, wanna see my bolters? HOO HA HOHAHA
    >> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)07:59 No.13837196
    >>13837149
    >HOO HA HOHABLAM

    Fix'd it for you.
    >> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)09:02 No.13837563
    >>13836984
    I'd make her sing to the Ecclesiarchy, if you know what I mean.
    >> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)09:21 No.13837683
    >>13837196
    Well in all honesty, he'd probably wreck the war for everyone. I imagine by clumsily knocking over a loyal Imperator Titan into the chaos equivalent, causing a chain reaction of falling war machines that eventually crush Johnny's commanding officer. Then they kick him out, because for the entire fifteen minutes beforehand the man had been catching tank round in the teeth fired by female heretics, and if that wasn't going to do it, a bolter round certainly isn't.
    >> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)09:29 No.13837739
    Requesting a drawfag of Johnny Bravo hitting on a deamonette that doesn't know Johnny is too stupid and goodnatured to be converted to Chaos.
    >> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)09:39 No.13837789
    >>13837683
    I'm imagining his nerdy friend as a tau ethereal.
    Sally the little neighbor girl?
    A really annoying servoskull?
    >> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)09:44 No.13837817
    >>13837789
    His geeky friend would be a tech priestess, the little girl a Sororitas in training, and Pop would be a commissar.
    >> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)09:45 No.13837823
    >>13837817
    *tech priest, sorry.
    >> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)09:48 No.13837841
    >>13837817
    It would make Pop's diner a lot more successful...

    "By the throne this chili has an eye in it!"
    >sound of bolt pistol cocking
    "And... I love it..."
    >> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)10:56 No.13838295
    bump
    >> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)11:07 No.13838388
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    >>13836896
    You sign up... Between my legs.
    >> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)11:45 No.13838667
    Bump
    >> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)18:01 No.13842015
    bamp
    >> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)18:07 No.13842062
    >>13836896
    posting in epic thread
    >> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)18:10 No.13842098
    Speaking of Slaanesh. Does anyone have that story of Private Miles and the Slaaneshi demonette?
    >> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)18:11 No.13842117
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    mfw Imperial Guardsmen are forced to join voluntarily
    >> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)23:01 No.13845029
    >>13837149
    >>13836896
    read every word in his voice
    >> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)23:12 No.13845161
    >>13845029

    If you didn't read it in his voice, you lose 99% of the awesome.
    >> Someone else. 02/09/11(Wed)23:16 No.13845196
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    >>13845161
    This is the best thing I've seen on 4chan in days.
    >> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)23:26 No.13845294
    Bumping for epic-tier thread.
    >> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)23:28 No.13845316
    how has nobody posted ciaphas cain yet? its basically the same thing
    >> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)23:30 No.13845341
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    >>13845316
    Shit...
    >> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)23:31 No.13845360
    FUCK NyQuill! I'm gonna writefag this up or fall asleep trying.
    >> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)23:47 No.13845538
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    >>13845360
    >> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)23:54 No.13845609
    >>13845360

    YES BATTLE BROTHER! LET NONE STOP THE CRUSADE OF THE RIGHTEOUS!
    >> Command Squad !8CHDJ3c6tQ 02/10/11(Thu)00:49 No.13846249
    I'm a little saddened that this thread is dying.

    “Alright, boys, listen up!” The commissar in front of the assembled troops took his place on the raised platform so that those in the back could see him. With his hat covering a balding head and his uniform stretched to accommodate his distended belly, he was not a physically imposing man. However, all men and women of the Guard knew that to reach his rank, you were required to fight the very demons of the warp and inspire others to follow. Not a single man spoke as he commanded the scene.
    “Now, I'm sure you've all lost someone you know to the forces of Chaos, be it a brother of blood, a brother in battle, or your previous commissar, Emperor take his soul.” The mass of faces in front of him grew stern in reflection as he continued his speech. “But, darn it, you've all come a long way in this fight, and I know every one of you are willing to see it though to its grisly end. The enemy is ruthless, cunning, and most of all...eh...uh...Did anyone just hear a scream?”
    The heads in his audience perked up, listening to the wind that crept through the trees in silence. Then, a feminine cry could be heard from the field hospital.
    “Men! The enemy is here, and we're gonna give them what they've got coming; zeal, fury, and...uh...none of you are moving.”
    It was true. Men in the crowd were sighing, and hanging heads in shame. Someone spoke up in the back, “Where's Bravo?”
    >> Command Squad !8CHDJ3c6tQ 02/10/11(Thu)00:49 No.13846257
    The member of the commissariat was in shock. He had lead three separate armies from separate worlds against the forces of Chaos, Orks, and mutants, but never had he seen men simply not care about an attack. “FINE!” he announced to the group of disheartened soldiers, “I'll kill all the heretics myself, You just watch!” With nary another word he marched off the stand that allowed him to hide his shrinking height and unsheathed his saber, making for the endangered hospitalars.
    A Tech Priest hurried up to his side mid-march. “Now, sir,” he apologized in a slightly nasally voice, “I can understand your concern, but there's really no cause for alarm. Everything's perfectly normal!” The commissar turned to see the gaunt priest smiling at him with unmodified jaw or teeth. “Son,” he shot back as he threw open the doors to the medical facility, “I'll admit I'm not familiar with yer customs on this planet, but I know that when a woman of the Guard screams, it's not for anything less horrible than what she sees on a daily basis.”
    The priest looked down to his feet, “Johnny's not that bad.”
    The officer stopped at an intersection of hallways. “Johnny?”
    As if to answer his question, a guardsman tumbled into view from around the corner, having been thrown with enough force to make him skid for a good half a meter, which was even more impressive considering the guardsman's sizable mass.
    A hospitilar called out after him, “Not if you were the last man on EARTH!”
    >> Command Squad !8CHDJ3c6tQ 02/10/11(Thu)00:50 No.13846273
    A short while later, a disgruntled commissar waited for an adept to finish patching up the man that was apparently the problem. The little girl, no older than ten, bounced happily on her heels as she apllied gauze to the face of the guardsman called 'Bravo,' all the while humming and talking to him as though she didn't have a care in the world. To his relief, the guardsman at least looked bored out his mind from making small talk with a little girl.
    She pulled away from the soldier and clapped her hands together. “All done, Johnny!”
    He ran his hands through his blonde hair and hopped off of the bench he had been sitting on. “Thanks, kid.”
    The adept didn't break her smile, pleasantly reminding him that her name was Suzy.
    He was already walking away from her and towards the commissar when he answered, “Yeah, whatever.”
    The commissar sauntered up to the man halfway and put his arm around his shoulder. Bravo looked at his commander as though he just noticed him from behind his antique glasses.
    “Now, son,” the officer began, “I want all my troops to think of me as family. Ya'know, someone they can look up to, all father-like.”
    “Sure thing, Pops,” the guardsman answered as he picked up stride to match his superior's.
    “Pops?” The commissar chuckled. “I like that. And you're Mr., uh, Johnny, right?”
    “In the flesh”
    “That's wonderful.” The pair arrived at a corner, and began to take a turn. Pops took the opportunity to shove Bravo, hard, face-first into the wall. A sickening crush followed at the two collided. The commissar turned to face the man, to berate him and to put the fear of both the Emperor and his commissar into him.
    >> Command Squad !8CHDJ3c6tQ 02/10/11(Thu)00:51 No.13846284
    Bravo simply looked back as though nothing happened. “So I bet you're here to replace ol' Commissar Wilkes, huh?”
    Pops blinked back surprise as they continued their walk uninterrupted. “Yer, uh, not easy to scare are ya?”
    Bravo looked genuinely confused. “Well, why'd I be scared?”
    Pop's gray brows furrowed, taking offense to the obvious insult. With trained precision, he unholstered his bolt pistol in the blink of an eye and pointed it at Bravo's head. The commissar's face twisted into a terrifying grin.
    The pair stopped in the hallway, silence filling the void where their footsteps resounded. Guardsman Johnny blinked behind his darkened glasses.
    “Nice gun,” Bravo began. “Want to see mine?”
    Pops eyes widened at the threat. His finger gripped the trigger tighter.
    With no warning, Bravo spun out of the older man's grip. Pops was thrown off balance, but quickly leveled his pistol at the guardsman, ready to fire.
    “HOO!”
    Pops held his fire as Bravo exclaimed and struck a pose, his arms flexing above his head, showing off an impressive pair of pythons.
    “HA!”
    He switched poses, both arms at his chest, showing off his killer pecs.
    “HUH!”
    He ended his show by ripping the fatigues on his chest with a final, powerful flex.
    The commissar stood motionless for a while, his weapon still pointed at the man's heart. He started to chuckle, then to laugh, and before long his belly shook with every gasped breath.
    Bravo held his pose as Pops wiped a tear from his eye and holstered his weapon once more. “Son, I like you. Now put yer shirt back on and fall in outside. Them Slaaneshi cultists are on the move.”
    Bravo raised a blonde eyebrow. “Oh mama!”
    >> Anonymous 02/10/11(Thu)00:54 No.13846331
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    >>13846284
    >>13846273
    >>13846257
    >>13846249
    >> Anonymous 02/10/11(Thu)00:54 No.13846332
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    Bracing for Epic
    >> Anonymous 02/10/11(Thu)00:56 No.13846350
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    >>13846284
    >> Command Squad !8CHDJ3c6tQ 02/10/11(Thu)01:00 No.13846384
    >>13846332

    Sorry, man. Towards that last one I tried spellings Pops with a W twice. Spellcheck helps, but I needs me some sleep soon. Stayed home from college and slept 15 hours already today, but I need more.
    >> Anonymous 02/10/11(Thu)01:01 No.13846406
    >>13846384
    NO! YOU MUST CONTINUE.

    FOR THE EMPEROR.
    >> Anonymous 02/10/11(Thu)01:09 No.13846483
    >>13846284
    >>13846273
    >>13846257
    >>13846249
    Oh god that is great.
    >> Command Squad !8CHDJ3c6tQ 02/10/11(Thu)01:09 No.13846488
    >>13846406

    Continue? That was the end. Anything I couldn have made happen pales in comparison to the imagination when Johnny Bravo fighting Slaaneshi cultists comes into play.
    The sky is seriously NOT the limit with that scenario.

    If anyone else wants to wirtfag, go ahead. If you want to disclose your personal belief over what happens, power to ya. But it is physically painful to be away right now. I'm going to bed. If this is still alive tomorrow, I may feel like continuing.
    >> Command Squad !8CHDJ3c6tQ 02/10/11(Thu)01:10 No.13846503
    >>13846488

    Could*
    Awake*
    >> Anonymous 02/10/11(Thu)01:12 No.13846519
    >>13846406
    Look, Guardsman Bravo is a hilarious concept, but there's just not very much you can do with it. Johnny Bravo isn't very complex of a character and that writefaggotry summed him up perfectly.

    The only thing more I could think of that could be written is a battle where he, like was said earlier, destroys a Chaos Titan through bumbling idiocy. I'd write it myself, but I can't be arsed.
    >> Anonymous 02/10/11(Thu)01:16 No.13846579
    what about Johnny's mother?
    >> Anonymous 02/10/11(Thu)01:20 No.13846625
    >>13838388
    ... I don't get it. Where's her dick?
    >> Anonymous 02/10/11(Thu)01:22 No.13846653
    For the love of the Emprah and all that is holy, someone needs to draw Johnny Guardsman/Commisar.
    >> Anonymous 02/10/11(Thu)01:26 No.13846703
    >>13846625
    -.-
    Not ALL Slaaneshis are futas. Or are you unsatisfied that it/she simply wishes to be ate out or banged like a nail. If you really want it/her to be a futa, go to /d/.
    >> Anonymous 02/10/11(Thu)01:33 No.13846797
    >>13846703

    >Not ALL Slaaneshis are futas.

    You must be new to 40k
    >> Anonymous 02/10/11(Thu)01:55 No.13847055
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    >>13846797
    >> Anonymous 02/10/11(Thu)01:57 No.13847081
    >>13846797
    Quite the contrary. I'm aware that Slaanesh can appear as male, female, herm, or neither, but that doesn't mean that his followers are automatically herms/futas. That's a /tg/ trend there. So your statement would have probably been best if you would have said "You must be new to /tg/."
    >> Anonymous 02/10/11(Thu)02:11 No.13847239
    MORE BRAVO!
    And I could SWEAR I've seen drawfagging before...
    >> Anonymous 02/10/11(Thu)02:55 No.13847707
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    Well gosh, I sure do love bringing holy redemtion to all those misunderstood heretics with my buddy Johnny!
    >I'm not your buddy.
    That's super! Let's go preach His name!
    >> Anonymous 02/10/11(Thu)03:03 No.13847764
    >>13846797
    Slaanesh is more than just sex. It's excess in all its forms. Music, art, pain, sex, anything that can titilate the senses. Slaanesh's brothers fear him above all others because he embodies all of them. The unquenchable rage, the unsatisfied plotting, the untasted disease. He will one day surpass them all. "Only sex imafap slaanesh gets power lololol" is just some /tg/'er asking for Warhammer related porn.
    >> Anonymous 02/10/11(Thu)03:06 No.13847785
    >>13846579
    A retired Inquisitor turned housewife. johnny is not aware of his mother's past.
    >> Anonymous 02/10/11(Thu)03:14 No.13847885
    This is simply the greatest thing to happen all year.
    >> Anonymous 02/10/11(Thu)03:20 No.13847969
    Now imagine him as a Primarch or Custodes. . . The Horror. The Horror.
    >> Anonymous 02/10/11(Thu)03:23 No.13848009
    >>13847984
    He would be, perhaps, the only person in the Imperium who would have any reason for wearing a grimdark high peaked cap.

    Protect the locks. Always.
    >> Anonymous 02/10/11(Thu)03:38 No.13848148
    I request more lunkheaded antics in the not so grimdark future.
    >> Anonymous 02/10/11(Thu)04:06 No.13848416
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    This thread has made my day.
    >> Anonymous 02/10/11(Thu)05:00 No.13848725
    Archive it now!
    >> Jack of Sparks !hj0UB1vZMk 02/10/11(Thu)05:08 No.13848749
    ...I love you, /tg/.
    >> Anonymous 02/10/11(Thu)05:19 No.13848800
    WHY ISN'T THIS ARCHIVED YET?
    >> Anonymous 02/10/11(Thu)05:35 No.13848872
    http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/13836896/

    Archived.
    >> Anonymous 02/10/11(Thu)06:05 No.13849001
    http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Johnny_Bravo

    now on 1d4chan.
    >> Anonymous 02/10/11(Thu)06:15 No.13849052
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    >>13846249
    >>13846257
    >>13846273
    >>13846284
    >> Anonymous 02/10/11(Thu)10:46 No.13850746
    I love you /tg/
    >> Cú Airúath Siblaid 02/10/11(Thu)11:11 No.13850967
    He doesn't have a flak helm.

    He has Hair gel.
    >> Anonymous 02/10/11(Thu)12:26 No.13851432
    This deserves to be on page 1. bumping for epic
    >> Anonymous 02/10/11(Thu)12:47 No.13851583
    need sticky now
    >> Anonymous 02/10/11(Thu)12:48 No.13851586
    Oh no, you don't!
    Come back here, writefags of /tg/. Assemble at my command and write about Cadet Bravo working with the Witch Hunters of the Inquisition! Specially with a lot of Hot Sororita's Mommas around.
    >> Anonymous 02/10/11(Thu)13:03 No.13851718
    >>13837683
    Rather than being kicked out of the service, a shrewd planetary governor transfers him into the USO. He is assigned to producing a morale improving video, with a topic of his choosing. A servoskull accompanies him to film "Hot Mommas of the Imperial Guard". The planetary governor hires a production team to edit the footage, turning it into.... Johnny Bravo. Full recursion is achieved.
    >> Anonymous 02/10/11(Thu)13:06 No.13851746
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    >>13851718

    My mind. It is blown
    >> Anonymous 02/10/11(Thu)13:11 No.13851789
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    >>13851718
    >> Someone else. 02/10/11(Thu)13:21 No.13851856
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    >>13851718
    YOU'VE DONE IT
    >> Anonymous 02/10/11(Thu)13:29 No.13851930
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    >this thread
    >> Anonymous 02/10/11(Thu)13:32 No.13851960
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    ok, /x/tan as a psyker
    >> Anonymous 02/10/11(Thu)13:34 No.13851980
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    >>13851960

    inb4 requests for porn

    way to ruin a quality thread either way, faggot
    >> Anonymous 02/10/11(Thu)13:34 No.13851983
    >>13851960

    She would probably be nascent-level, suspecting that she has psychic powers but never managing to find any proof.
    >> Anonymous 02/10/11(Thu)13:37 No.13852013
    Let's get this back where it belongs.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=27xUWzJ7l4s
    Do the monkey with me!
    >> Anonymous 02/10/11(Thu)13:39 No.13852039
    >>13852013

    Fuck yeah!

    also;

    Bravo is no stranger to crossovers.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bm02IjdN97Y
    >> Anonymous 02/10/11(Thu)13:42 No.13852056
    >>13852039
    He should meet the Emperor himself.

    >>13852013
    Doing the monkey!
    >> Anonymous 02/10/11(Thu)13:43 No.13852061
    >>13852039

    just nostalgia'd all over myself
    >> Anonymous 02/10/11(Thu)13:44 No.13852069
    Somebody please archive this. It may not be long, but sweet Emperor this thread is pure gold!
    >> Anonymous 02/10/11(Thu)13:46 No.13852085
    >>13852039

    Johnny as the bashful guardsman

    scooby + the gang as an Inquisitors Retinue

    FUND IT
    >> Anonymous 02/10/11(Thu)13:49 No.13852105
    >>13852039

    Wow. The voice acting really was shit in those old Scooby-Doo shows
    >> Anonymous 02/10/11(Thu)13:52 No.13852132
    >>13852105

    3/10 not sure if troll

    it's people acting like the voice actors from back then, that's a Johnny Bravo episode
    >> Anonymous 02/10/11(Thu)14:04 No.13852253
    What's next, Dexter as a tech priest?
    >> Anonymous 02/10/11(Thu)14:05 No.13852267
    >>13848009
    Don't. Touch. The. Hair.
    >> Anonymous 02/10/11(Thu)14:08 No.13852294
    >>13851718
    Tried to post the Babes of the IG picture, but it is already in use elsewhere.

    Use your imaginations, /tg/!
    >> Anonymous 02/10/11(Thu)14:09 No.13852306
    >>13852294

    change the dimensions by a pixel
    >> Anonymous 02/10/11(Thu)14:15 No.13852345
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    >>13852306
    Done and done!
    >> Anonymous 02/10/11(Thu)14:39 No.13852565
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    >>13852345
    "Hello, hot army baby! Want to see my powerful biceps? HOO! HA! HOOHA! HA!"
    >> Anonymous 02/10/11(Thu)14:56 No.13852684
    Bump
    >> Anonymous 02/10/11(Thu)15:07 No.13852788
    Bow chicka bow wow!
    >> Anonymous 02/10/11(Thu)15:10 No.13852819
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    >>13837149
    >> Anonymous 02/10/11(Thu)15:13 No.13852844
    >>13852819
    I love you /tg/...
    >> Anonymous 02/10/11(Thu)15:17 No.13852883
    Woah hot Slaneeshi cultist mama!


    Later: You're a what now?
    >> Anonymous 02/10/11(Thu)15:18 No.13852892
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    rolled 44, 49 = 93

    >>13846249
    >> Anonymous 02/10/11(Thu)15:21 No.13852921
    >>13852253
    PICTURE, STAT!
    >> Anonymous 02/10/11(Thu)15:43 No.13853134
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    >>13852253
    >>13852921

    DEDE

    STAY OUT OF MY HOLY SANCTUM

    YOU'LL DISTURB THE MACHINE SPIRITS
    >> Anonymous 02/10/11(Thu)15:45 No.13853158
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    >>13852921

    This should provide some inspiration
    >> Anonymous 02/10/11(Thu)15:56 No.13853281
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    In case anybody cared for it in picture form
    >> Anonymous 02/10/11(Thu)15:57 No.13853286
    >>13853134
    >>13852921
    >>13852253
    Should we re-name this thread from "Guardsman Bravo" to "nostalgic cartoon characters transplanted into 40k"?
    I think we should.
    Next on the list? I suggest Yakko, Wakko, and Dot as a Commissar, Inquisitor, and Sister of Battle, respectively.
    >> Anonymous 02/10/11(Thu)16:00 No.13853316
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    >nostalgic cartoon characters transplanted into 40k

    Found this picture floating around on the internet, seems relevent to current topic, even if it's wrong faction.
    >> Anonymous 02/10/11(Thu)16:00 No.13853322
    >>13853286
    >Yakko, Wakko, and Dot
    Chaos demons.
    All of them.
    Or two Orks and a Tau; which would be even more hilarious.
    >> one-eyed hermit 02/10/11(Thu)16:01 No.13853328
    zoinks, scoob! look at all these heretics!
    >> Naggarothian !!0S4L3hs2lkr 02/10/11(Thu)16:03 No.13853343
    >>13853316
    You're probably right. What's he doing not on Mars building machines?
    >> Anonymous 02/10/11(Thu)16:11 No.13853433
    >>13853343
    Obviously trying to recapture a world that has shunned the light of the emperor.

    Sadly a blue mutant keeps foiling all of his attempts.
    >> Anonymous 02/10/11(Thu)16:13 No.13853453
    >>13853328
    >The Scooby Doo Gang
    An inquisitor (not sure who, though) and his/her retinue.
    And it always turns out that planetary governor Jenkins, or some other official, is orchestrating (insert whatever shenanigans here) for their own personal gain.
    >> Anonymous 02/10/11(Thu)16:22 No.13853555
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    >>13853316
    so cartoon/40K thread?
    >> Anonymous 02/10/11(Thu)16:26 No.13853588
    >13853555

    looks that way. Maybe we should cross-thread to /co/ , get more content. Although we might have to put up with 'my little Bloodletter' or something.
    >> Anonymous 02/10/11(Thu)16:31 No.13853624
    I wonder what Johnny would have been like at the Schola Prognetum?
    >> Anonymous 02/10/11(Thu)16:40 No.13853703
    Calling the Smurfs as Ultramarines

    because
    >> Anonymous 02/10/11(Thu)16:43 No.13853740
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    >>13853555
    i dunno why but i like this one very much
    >> Anonymous 02/10/11(Thu)16:46 No.13853758
    >>13853631
    Get that shit out of here, No Ponies allowed in this thread!
    >> Anonymous 02/10/11(Thu)16:47 No.13853772
    >>13853703
    Smurfs live in a communist utopia.


    They're Tau.
    >> Anonymous 02/10/11(Thu)16:50 No.13853793
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    >>13853631
    >> Anonymous 02/10/11(Thu)16:51 No.13853802
    >>13853793
    >>13853631
    >Same fag
    >> that guy !CrwtTbFNxQ 02/10/11(Thu)16:52 No.13853818
    >>13852132
    HA HA no.
    Look it up. Between the first episode of Scooby-Doo Where Are You and that latest episode of Scooby-Doo Mystery Incorporated only two voice actors have changed: Shaggy and one other one.
    >> Daft Cog !!4vRgFSUBi6R 02/10/11(Thu)17:14 No.13854035
    quick, make the powerpuff girls NOT heretical mutants
    >> Anonymous 02/10/11(Thu)17:31 No.13854222
    >>13854035

    They're Sisters of Battle.
    >> Anonymous 02/10/11(Thu)17:50 No.13854439
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    Space Wolf, Ultramarine, and Minotaur.
    >> Anonymous 02/10/11(Thu)17:55 No.13854511
    >>13854439
    Best Deathwatch team ever.
    >> Anonymous 02/10/11(Thu)20:26 No.13856089
    bump
    >> Anonymous 02/10/11(Thu)20:43 No.13856248
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    >>13853555
    I have no idea who those characters originally were.

    >>13853758
    Pic related.
    >> Anonymous 02/10/11(Thu)22:08 No.13857323
    Oh fuck, not dead?
    >> Anonymous 02/10/11(Thu)22:19 No.13857447
    >>13853740
    awesome, where's it from?
    >> Command Squad !8CHDJ3c6tQ 02/10/11(Thu)22:49 No.13857768
    I'm surprised that this thread hasn't died, and happily surprised ya'll liked the story so much.

    >In the grim darkness of the 41st millenium, there are only 2D characters.

    Also, Samurai Jack as an inquisitor.from the 32nd millenium.
    He's hunting down the Tzeenchian demon Aku, master of manipulating time and space.
    >> Anonymous 02/10/11(Thu)23:13 No.13858052
    >>13857447
    Tangled, Disney's new movie about Rapunzel, done by a local.
    >>13856248
    Hunchback of Notre Dame... and Gaston.

    We used to do this kinda thing all the time... i KNOW there's a picture of the Scooby gang somewhere. Shaggy is a Guardsman and Scoob is a servitor.
    >> Anonymous 02/10/11(Thu)23:46 No.13858434
    >>13858052
    No one purges heretics like Gaston, no one shoots like Gaston, no one yells like Gaston, no one collects skulls like Gaston, no one wears hats like Gaston...Gaston, the greatest commissar in the imperium!
    >> Anonymous 02/10/11(Thu)23:58 No.13858569
    40K neckbeards confirmed for being worse than furries.
    >> Anonymous 02/11/11(Fri)00:18 No.13858787
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    >>13858569
    >> Anonymous 02/11/11(Fri)00:23 No.13858843
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    >>13857768

    HOLY SHIT. I can totally see it.

    >Long ago on a distant planet, I, Aku, the shape-shifting Demon ofTzeench, unleashed an unspeakable evil! But a foolish Inquisitor wielding a Dark Age power sword stepped forth to oppose me. Before the final blow was struck, I tore open a portal in time and flung him into the future, where the Imperium had fallen! Now the fool seeks to return to the past, and undo the future that is Aku!
    >> Anonymous 02/11/11(Fri)00:53 No.13859199
    >>13858843

    It'd be sort of like an inverse Jack. He'd gone from tons of awesome technology to "PRAY TO IT UNTIL IT WORKS!"
    He could even speak in an odd dialect of Gothic to keep him having a noticably different accent.

    >The Eldar are attacking!
    They are the Imperium's oldest allies. I will not strike out against them!
    >Wraithlord comes over and takes a swing at Jack with its blade. Before anyone can blink, the machine is cut neatly in twain and Jack is covered in oils.
    >> Anonymous 02/11/11(Fri)10:59 No.13863396
    >>13858843
    DO EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET



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