THE PREMISE: You have a car and you are a lesbian. You must make out with other girls while riding your car and making your car awesome.

There are only two stats. These are Hotness and Car, and both are ranked 1-10 with normal people having a five in both (average looks / people carrier). Having a ten in each stat would make you smoking hot / give you a turbo-charged custom built bond car.

Its a dice pool system. You roll a d6 for every point you have with 4+ being a success, 6+ two successes, and each 1 is -1 success. If you get below 0 successes you have a critical failure.

And what would you do in said system? Just go around and have sex with other lesbians with cars?

>>13982744
And that's it. We could make it a fully fledged system by adding a car modifying system and competition system, I suppose turning the game into some sort of westernized /o/ themed Maid RPG.

>>13982755
Yeah, that's about it. Top Gear with lesbians.

>>13982719

so everyone is modding their Subaru?

I am 100% in favor of this game.

>I am Ashilea and my car can whup any F1 racer.

Maybe they can plan high-speed heists and illegal street racing. Like those fast and furious films but with more lesbian.

And I bet Vin Diesel would play it...

I like the premise. It seems like a very rules light system, so lets keep it that way.

>THE PREMISE: You have a car and you are a lesbian. You must make out with other girls while riding your car and making your car awesome.

IT'S GREAT TO SEE HOMEBREW THAT KNOWS EXACTLY WHERE IT'S GOING AND WHAT IT WANTS TO DO.

This is an awesome idea.

Let's roll with it, /co/.

>>13982842
Oh, shit, I mean /tg/!!

I'm sorry! Really!

>>13982849

Gentlemen there is a traitor among us.

thisisrelevanttomyinterests.jpg

>>13982849
>>13982842
This reminds me.
Did we decide how we feel about /co/ and /x/ being together?

Uh huh.

>>13982856

>>13982857

Wait wait wait wait wait a minute, I left for a week and this happened ?

How that happened ? /ck/ left /co/ and he took advantage of /x/ while we weren't looking ?

>>13982857
I think we decided that we can sacrifice our love for /x/ for /co/'s happiness.

>>13982870
So, is /ck/ single again? I really want to get back with /ck/.

I see this system as something like Overdrift, only with hot lesbians instead of the Duncan Brothers.

>>13982868
We found a photo of a guy in a trenchcoat and hat (something like that) with /x/, it resembles /co/ but some people say it was /b/ shenanigans

>>13982849

Since Maid got mentioned in the fourth post, I'd like to say that I really liked the random tables and how players could create random events by spending favor/exp.

Genning your CAR LESBIAN should involve some random tables, and there should be a big list of rollable random events that the GM or players can create.

>Rolled 63 : HELGA the East German lescar champion appears!

>my face when an awesome idea is sidetracked by terrible meta-board shenanigans.

>>13982885
That's a dude, isn't it.

>>13982893
Yes. And..?

>>13982893

Yes.

>>13982893

Does a dick make you a dude?
Really?

>>13982892
Forgot my face

>>13982906

Yes and being born with YX chromosomes does too.

WE'RE MAKING A GAME ABOUT LESBIANS IN FAST CARS, HOW ARE YOU GETTING SIDETRACKED?!!

>>13982918
Multitrack drifting.

>>13982918
I am gazing at this thread.

Basic ideas so far:

Two stats. Hotness. Car.
Simple d6 dice pool game.
Some sort of silly Competition system.
Random event table, and randomized chargen.

... so I'm picturing something that's vaguely like a cross between Initial D and Shoujo Kakumei Utena.

Not sure if want.

>>13982918
Because tits.

I am currently diverting the contents of my Swiss bank account to fund this game.

I'm wondering what to use instead of favor. It should be rewarded for awesome ideas and imagination. Maybe it could be awarded for describing awesome car stunts or when a character reaches a relationship milestone with one of their many lesbian lovers?

It could be called Stunt? Or Power of Love?

>>13982951
Drift.

You spend points of Drift.

How will my +1 Spinning Rims work in this system?

>>13982957
OK, so as you drift in races, you gain points of Drift that let you perform superhuman abilities. You sidestep into new dimensions, charm people with a magical inner glow, and up your game with the local nubile young lesbian scene. This in turn creates an extra mechanical effect on your racing. Perhaps you can recruit lovers into your race crew.

I am donating my bone marrow to finance this game.

Also: Trunk should be a subcategory stat, used for both Hotness and Car.

>>13982963
+1 to social rolls against type (hoodrat)

>>13982963
Misc. upgrades might offer small rerolls. Alternatively, if they're tasteful they might be of use when seducing other LESCAR drivers.

Oh shit - how about allowing PCs to attempt seduction mid-race?

>>13982986
>allowing
>requiring
FTFY

>>13982986
Anon this is the best idea you've ever had.
"I want to seduce the other driver"
"Okay what do you do."
"I rip off my shirt and press my naked breast against the window and make eye contact." Rolls 6s
"Success"

>>13982991
Makes sense, the only time they show up should mostly be races and pre-race tough talk. If they show up during social events it should be limited to tense tough-girl talk as the players and their lovers have a tense stand-off with their rivals and their lovers.

So your Hotness helps you recruit a sexy team of automotive experts (and distract other drivers mid-race) while Car helps you race and effects social prestige.

When you do crazy shit in your car you earn Drift, which lets you perform almost magical feats. I think there should be a bonus stat for social awesomeness too.

I was going to suggest some sort of out of car combat rules but I realise that would be stupid. All fights should end up as either high speed drifts or tense make-out sessions. Both are covered by Hotness and Car.

>lovers
>rivals
>crew
These need new in-game terms.
I propose
>lovers
Hotseat or Shotgun, depending on who is driving.
>rivals
Debbies or Heathers, varying by temperament.
>crew
Diesels or Wrench-Wenches.

>this thread

The system is so rules lite there's little else to do. I think what we should really crack down with is making up suitably awesome random events and random character gen stuff.

>>13983071
Random Event: While sexxing up one of your lovers, halfway through you realize it is actually your rival in a wig! The treachery! She attempts to steal your car keys and run out.

>>13983071
>Rolled 23. Sexy Party. A wealthy playboy (or playmistress?) has moved into the city and is hosting a giant party, and all the biggest racers are attending.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RTKG4WijFIA

Music for the game anyone familiar with Top Gear will get it

>Random Event #169
>You have been doxed on an image board by one of your enemies! The growing horde of basement dwellers can only be defeated by a successful Hotness [tits] or Car [gtfo] check.

RE #77: A new, mute, mysterious racer shows up in town and challenges everyone to a race. His skills are unparalleled, or is it a she... There's only one way to find out.

>>13983111
...and the playboy is actually a superhero using the party as a cover.

>>13983143
>......and the playboy is actually a serial killer using the party as a cover.

You should add more ways to race. i.e. Drag racing, Drift racing, course racing, etc, etc.

>>13982879
BRILLIANT!

>>13983161
/gasp!
That sounds like a problem only solvable by an INTENSE LESBIAN CAR RACE

>>13983161
>>13983143
Both. Either with two different guys, or both as one guy.

>>13983161
>implying most super heros aren't serial killers already.

>>13983183
>implying thread derailment

>>13983161
This just makes me imagine a Scooby Doo style murder mystery at a haunted mansion with a team of beautiful bicurious women.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=acLYS3oDLEg

We totally need some music for this.

>>13983171
>"You talk tough, but do you have the spirit to beat me? I've kidnapped one of your girlfriends, and only a highspeed drift down the volcano race track will be enough to win her back."
>LET'S DRIFT

>>13983173
Lesbian car racers work together in a high speed chase on the autobahn to take out the serial killer

>>13983191
Rhook out, Rhaggy!
Rhesbians!

>>13983232
This thread just got awesome.

>>13982868
/co/ denies that this is him.
Real /co/ wears a card in his hat.

/d/ denies that it's him/her/it.

It's prolly /b/.

Either way, /x/ doesn't love us any more, and has left us for /d/, even though /d/ has made it clear in no uncertain terms that he/she/it doesn't want her.

>>13983111
OK this option needs to be a random event with: "Roll 1d6 to determine the playboy's identity" added. Superhero and killer are two options.

>>13983250
A third possibility is HUGH HEFNER.

>>13983250
6 being roll twice obviously.
Actually a woman and major sponsor of the underground lesbian racing scene being two others.

>>13983267
>implying Hugh Hefner is not a superhero

Homebrew dreams thread? Homebrew dreams thread.

>0e DnD houserules
a lot of stuff, lots of optional casting methods with risk/effectiveness tradeoffs

>DnD setting
a lot of notes. The basic premise is that explorers are looking north and south, not west, and of course the middle ages and the renaissance are peacefully coexisting.

>good cop bad cop
indie-ish game about TV cop shows, hopefully a combo of CSI and L&O, with mechanics from PTA and Cold City.

>Mothman
pretty much a set of 5 stupidly simple rules to simulate how the things contact people in Mothman Prophecies. There is no point to the game. (also, dat Richard Gere)

>samurai rpg
a tiny mod of /tg/'s samurai movie RPG, playable with a simple stopwatch for a d10. Style over substance, etc.

>>13983245

Man, you guys fall for everything.

That's a shop, and not even a good one. I can tell by the pixels, and having seen a lot of shops in my day.

You encountered a butch lesbian! For this encounter, your Car stat is used in place of Hotness.

>>13983245
Doubtful that it ever entered continuity. Much like the /k/-/x/ romance.
No idea what constitutes one of those images becoming canon.

>>13982978
>Trunk

I can't be the only one who thinks this is brilliant?

>>13983245
/co/ is actually fucking everyone, you just don't know about it yet.

/co/ is love, he can't help it!

>>13983283
Nah, that's awesome.

The person who runs the game should be known as the DM.
Dykesmaster.

>>13983321
Totally thought you were gonna say Drivemaster. What you said is so much better.

Random Character Trait #24: Someone in your family, or a lesbian lover has a rare, life threatening disease. Their only hope of paying for the medicine that will save their life: the cash prizes from your races. You may pay the tough girl but your real reason for racing is your love for said person.
Could be purely rp or it could be some kind of subtraction from winnings but gain a karama mechanic (rerolls and such) tradeoff.

Background traits:
>Hard, Hard Time
You spent 1d10 months in a Hot Offenders Prison while a simple bicurious teenager. You accrue either +1 Drift from lessons learned or +1 Trunk from working out.

>>13983348
The prison was actually in Florida.

( http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Catfight:_Tactics )

>>13983348
THIS IS AWESOME.

This thread needs to be archived, stat. I think this game has serious potential.

A character with low Hotness should get a big bonus when entering drag-races, because they look like men anyway.

transport vehicals (anything from a van to a transport truck) could be used to conceal nearly anything. (kidnapping, gambleing, drug shipments, secret goverment projects) the les racers may need to locate and hijack these vehical using a mix of tits (to distract the driver) and bond car gadgets

>>13983348
Background Traits:
>Low Down Dirty Shame
You have spent 1d10 months living on the edge of the circuit, working your way to the upper tier, until disaster struck: your car is not so Hot, but you've got a lot of Car working for you.

+1 to impress others with your bitchin' scars.

>>13983366
Already been archived:

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/13982719/

Random event:

>"Oops, my shirt is all wet! Better take it off!"

Your team needs to raise money, by doing a sexy car wash. Money is earned through an equation using Hotness

Background traits:
>Girl-on-Girl Action
When working with a partner who has this Background trait, add +1 to all Car rolls or Hotness checks, as you've had time to get used working with/on one another.

>>13983385
Background Traits:
>Slummin' It Up
You come from a family of great wealth and power. Your only goal in these races is to prove the power of money to these filthy, lower class peasents. Your Car is tricked out with the latest and most expensive parts money can buy.

Gain a bonus 1d4+1 to your Car stat upon character creation.

>>13983408
Background traits:
>Chassis Upgrade
Add 1d4+1 to Hotness, thanks to cosmetic alterations, done either by grateful fans, sponsors or parties unknown.

Background traits:
>Hardcore Girl Drilling Action
You grew up around lots of power-tools, and gain +1 Car.

Background traits:
>A Little Something Under the Hood
You've got what it takes to take what you can get.

Adds a bonus of 1d4+2 to the first roll made in either a Hotness or Car check (determined when you select this background trait).

Background traits:
>Long, Hard Burn
+2 to all resisted checks using Hotness while in your personal Car.

Random event:

>The Fast and the Bifurious
You get pulled over by a police-woman dressed in a revealing outfit. She handcuffs you, and then goes down-town. You are slowed down by Hotness x 2d6 minutes.

Background Trait:
>Forget the Car, I'm Here for the Drivers
You may be a good racer, but all that money you've earned has gone straight to your body. Your ride has been neglected in favor of impressing and seducing all your rival racers.

Whenever you win a race, subject 1d4 permanently from your Car stat and add it to your Hotness.

Background traits:
>Undercover Cop
You're actually investigating the illegal street racing and/or the shady scene connected with it. Unfortunately for you, your feelings for the other racers may end up being more than just an act.
Bonus to your car sat from police funding but you'd better make sure no one finds out who you really are.

>>13983458
Random event:
>Too Hot, Too Curious
Acquire a new pit girl, who is stalking you. -2 from all Hotness checks until you give her the brush-off.

Horee shit, this is awesome.

Random event:
> Fangirls
Your car is so hot... it is overheating! Pick up a spectator to blow air over your hot, sweaty body, or temporarily take -1 to Car. Your Hotness is increased by +1 for this check.

Background trait:
>Eta Beta Pi
You were/are in a sorority, were you "experiment" with your sisters, but at the cost of missing valuable lessons. Lose 1d4 Car, gain 1d4 Hotness.

So, is there a class system? Could you play, I don't know, a rice hooker or something?

Background Trait:
>Super Mom
Lesbian street racing is only half of your life. You're also married with several kids who likely know nothing of how mom pays the bills.
Expect to be racing for the prize and to get to your kid's graduation ceremony on time.

Car Mods:
>Topless
You've got your top down and you're lookin' good.
+1 to Hotness checks when its raining, -1 to Car checks.

>>13983529

No, you play a Lesbian. A Car Lesbian.

Background trait:
> Tokyo drift
Your Asian genetics are both boon and curse. Gain +1 to Hotness checks against weeaboos for your supple form, -1 against NASCAR fans for your small bust. You may at any time spend 1 Drift point to temporarily negate or double this effect.

Car Mods:
>Slippery Curves
You've got James Bond options in your bumpers, which can release slippery, slick fluids. Perfect for when you're being chased down by Car Lesbians.
+2 to Car rolls to evade pursuit.

>This thread.

>>13983571
Background trait:
>Southern Belle
Reverse of these conditions.

Background Trait:
>Racer XXX
Unbeknowst to you, one of your rival racers is actually your older sister, whom you thought had died in a car accident when you were younger. You do notice something strange against her, your seductive skills not quite working on her, but at the same time you find her easy to race against, almost like she's holding back to test you...

Take a 1d4-2 penalty to all Hotness checks when against her, and a 1d4+2 bonus to all Car checks against her.

Background trait:
>You've got femail
You have been tasked with delivering a secret package to the local mafia-boss. The boss is not the only one after the package, and you have to "take care of" all those who wish to steal it. You gain -2 in Car, due to it needing bulletproof armoring.

So, is anyone gonna take charge and turn this into an actual game..?

Cause, this is really awesome, and if no one else will, I'll pick up the reigns and do it.

Background trait:
> Done in 60 seconds
You get overexcited in certain situations, causing you to finish a bit faster than the average lesbian. When things really heat up, you take +1 to Car and -1 to Hotness.

Background trait
>J-Lo would be J-Lous
You gain double amounts of Trunk points whenever you succesfully use your booty to score with a hot chick.

Car Mods:
>Hot Seat
You can fit a third occupant in your vehicle, with a bonus of 1d4+2 to Hotness checks but an equal penalty to Car Checks, due to jiggling, jostling, sweaty bodies bumping and grinding into one another.

>>13983593
more of an event really

Background Trait
>Sexy Nerd
Your a wiz with cars, your IQ is off the chart, and you certainly aren't lacking in looks but you just don't have the self-confidence to pull off seduction....
Bonus to both Car and Hotness stats but -4 to all seduction checks.

Random event:
> Redline
You discover a way to keep your engine from overheating at top speeds by adding bodily fluids. For 1d3+2 days/month, gain +1 to Car.

..wait wait wait wait..
Wait.
New subcategory stat, from the anon who brought you Trunk.
>Score
Thank you.

Hot mods (or Equipment):
>Howdy, part-her!
A white cowboy hat that, when worn, increases your Hotness by 1d6+2, but only with white, upperclass women.

Random event:
> Love bug
Your car seems to drive itself, freeing up the driver to do more making out. Gain +1 to Hotness while on straightaways.

>>13983682
Car Mods:
>Batteries Not Included
When making out with your passenger(s), you reduce your Car stat by up to 5 points, adding it to your Hotness.

"That's some massager.."

>>13983682
Oops, should have been listed as background.

Random event:
> Thunderbolt
Lightning strikes! From now on, when driving this car, mild electrical shocks hit you from beneath your seat. Suffer -1 to opposed Hotness tests due to the distraction.

>>13983660
So....let's figure this out...

Trunk is an average between your Hotness and Car (rounded up), Score is a 1d6 stat rolled at the beginning that's used as a bonus for certain traits and rolls?

>This thread.

Only on /tg/...

>>13983707
No, no. You got it right. Background traits follow the driver and their actions, whereas Mods follow the Car.

Also:
>Score
>Trunk
Fuckin' A, awesome.

Awesome moves (using Drift points):

>Dykes of Hazzard (2 DP)
You fly through the air, even when there seems to be no ramp, and gain a commanding lead.

>1.21 jiggly-watts. (5 DP)
If your Car is above 15, you accelerate enough to BEND TIME ITSELF. Choose where you want to end up on the track.

>Ghost Ride-Her
When you perform your next drift, your wheel-marks catch fire, hampering all your opponents.

>>13983720
Score is the average of Hotness and Drift.
Trunk is the average of Car and Hotness.

>>13983720
Roll 1d10 for Hotness and Car at the start of the game, 1d6 for Score, average the first two for Trunk.

How do we determine how many/what traits you can get?

Random event:
> The Cannonball Run
You are hired to transport two very large breast implants to a local plastic surgery clinic. A rival clinic is known to want them, however, and word on the street has it that they have hired a number of very sexy drivers to recover it!

>>13983744
How sexy are those other drivers?

>>13983739
You earn Drift points by racing though...

Do we have a base number of Drift you start with then? A 1d4 roll?

Background trait:
> Initial D-cup
You have abnormally large breasts. You gain +1 to your starting Hotness, but their size makes it difficult to reach the steering wheel, giving you -1 to Car when attempting to use them.

>>13983729
>1.21 jiggly-watts. (5 DP)

I love you.

>>13983753
Sounds good.
Score will increase over time, but will take some of the hardest hits, the more you use DPs (which reduces your Score .. score.).

>>13983729
That's it. Every single move has to be a terrible pun from now on. You make me so happy /tg/.

>>13983757
Background Trait:
>Lower Case A's
Your tight, compact torso allows you unfettered range of motion and quick reflexes, giving you a -1 Hotness but a +1 Car.

>>13983764
Sounds good. How do we determine how many starting Traits and Car Mods you get?

>>13983783
You can take up to 3 Background Traits and two Car Mods, or 3 Car, 2 Background - your choice.

If you take a Lipstick ("Flaw") you can take an additional Background or Car trait.

So Score points are earned when you hook up with someone?

Awesome moves (using Score points)

>Is it me, or did just get HOT in here? (3 SP)
The temperature suddenly increases, making everyone all sweaty and greasy. Gives you a guaranteed success on your next Hot check.

>Blue Ovaries (1 SP)
You gain no Score points this time, but your next Score gains you double points.

>Magic Fingers (4 SP)
You seem to be everywhere (and I mean everywhere). Your Hot checks against this target is done at a +3 bonus.

Car mod:
> Sound system
The waves emanating from your ludicrously loud subs increases your speed. Car +1. However, they drown out the natural moans and purrs of a properly functions lesbian automobile, resulting in Hotness -1.

>>13983740
1d10 will make it too random. Some one is bound to end up with way higher or lower scores than everyone else. 1d6+3 or 2d4 seems a little better.

>>13983796
Car mods:
>Purrin' Like a Kitten
Thanks to cleverly attached speakers, you can announce your relative successes in the car to the outside world; +1 to all Hotness checks, but it also affects drivers within a radius equal to your Score rating in car lengths away.

Random event:
> Death race
You have been invited to the most dangerous (and sexy) of races! If you accept and win, double your current Drift and Score points. If you lose the race, lose all your Drift and Score points.

>>13983818
1d6+3 sounds good, your starting stats will range from 4 to 9, not too high or not too low.

>>13983792
We need to start coming up with more Lipsticks, then.

>>13982979

What do you all think of this?

>>13983862
You sir are my hero.

>>13983862
Needs a space for Score, and I think we should keep the original CAR LESBIANS name. LESCAR is cute, but it sounds too...organized? I dunno, what do you guys think?

Oh shit, the system's really been crunched out since I started banging out the sheet.

>>13983879
Car Lesbians does have a certain ridiculousness to it. It has my vote in any case...

>>13983616
OP here, I was thinking of doing something but by all means go ahead. Honestly I've got a whole load of homebrew projects going right now so I can't guarantee results.

>>13983853
Lipsticks:
>Broke a Nail
Penalty to Score checks until repaired.

>Bottle Blond
Must consume a fifth of tequila prior to race, resulting in Car penalties, unless your partner is wearing salt and limes.

>Fire Down Below
Uh-oh! Someone was driving without a seat belt! -1/2 Score rating until you visit the Doctors' Without Pants Clinic.

>Falling Rocks Ahead
You're not aging well, and its starting to show. Penalties to your Hotness when with a younger-themed partner. Get those puppies lifted, stat!

>De-Friended on Lesbook!
You're short a pit crew member, which adds to time taken to upgrade, repair or change your Car rating or install Mods. Better find someone with talented hands, quick!

>>13983884
Hey, the sheet's awesome though! You did great on it.

>>13983173
> That sounds like a problem only solvable by an INTENSE LESBIAN CAR RACE
This implies, of course, that there is a class of problems which *can* be solved by intense lesbian car races, and furthermore that there is a subclass of these problems which are *only* solveable by such races.

>>13983862
Could you change "Handle" to "Model"?
Ha ha.
Double entendre.

>>13983862
Holy shit, you are amazing. I love you /tg/. I must post more drunken homebrew ideas on here more. You guys took two post concept and turned it into something beautiful.

>>13983862

Awesome!

Totally Bitchin' Moves (requring both Drift and Score):

>Need for Speed of Love (All your DP or your SP)
You finish your love-making, or the race, instantly, as a winner, but gain no points for it.

>>13983898
As long as we have your blessing, OP.

>>13983879
CAR LESBIANS should definitely be the name for the entire game system.

LESCAR would be a certain style of play that focuses on cleaner, glitzier, formalized tournament racing. Like the difference between pink mohawks and black trenchcoats in Shadowrun, sort of.

Which means we need a name for the dirtier, grittier type of CAR LESBIANS game.

>>13983894
>>13983879

Works for me!

Sheet still needs some tweaking, but here's the current copy.

>>13983946

Hot Rods and Hot Broads?

>>13983946
>Which means we need a name for the dirtier, grittier type of CAR LESBIANS game.

Burning Rubber?

There should be a sub-event, for the more advanced player, where they dress up as men, and try to win in the CAR HOMOSEXUALS-racing tournaments.

You could call it drag-racing.

>>13983957
Looks good!

I'm gonna go through the thread and sort out everything we have so far, get it organized and reposted in a more readable manner here. Just give me a bit and I'll sort stuff out.

Feel free to keep brainstorming, though!

My minor contribution to the ongoing efforts.

Random event:
> Veiled threat
A lover dies under especially tragic circumstances (saving orphans, 2 days before retirement, etc.). You may designate a race for which you will devote all your time and energy, and win in her honour. For this race, gain +3 to Car, +1 to Hotness, and gain 3 temporary Drift points. You may not use any Score points until you have won the designated race. (If you fail the first time, you must wait until the next time this race is scheduled before you may use another Score point!)

>>13983983
Please do. It'll help me clean up the sheet.

And if anyone has suggestions or ideas for the sheet, lemme know!

>posting lesbians in a lesbian car game thread

>>13983994
Ha!

I've got a ton of sexy silhouettes left over from Joints & Jivers. I was debating whether or not to put one on the sheet...

Perhaps some kind of parody of a car logo...

>>13983671

I still like Ho-quipment, or Stuff That You Wear On Your Body.

>Greasy Over-not-entirely-Alls
You look like a real mechanic! Lose 2 Hotness but gain 2 Car.

>Hot and Nerdy Glasses
When worn, reduces Hotness by 3, but when removed, they increase Hotness by 10 (for a short period of time) Usable 1 time only.

>Champ-Stamp
A tattoo on your lower back, earned when you win at least 5 races. Gives you a permanent +2 Hotness, and +1 Score.

>>13984021
Can you give them a basic paint scheme like the girl at the end of the banner?

>>13984039

Yeah, no sweat.

>underapp FAST
Not sure what Captcha's trying to tell me, but I like it!

Alright, somebody run this thing, and post the damn results.
For SCIENCE
also Lescar.

>>13984028
I thought 10 was the cap for Hotness and Car though?

I was actually thinking we raise it to 15, then we can make the glasses cap out your stat?

>>13984065
I suggest leaving the (normal) cap at 10, and letting it rise above that during certain limited-time circumstances.

Because seriously, rolling 15d6 all the time is not as FAST as this game should be.

>>13984081
Heh, yeah, point taken.

>>13984081

Oh yeah, I was not entirely clear on how that system worked, but fix numbers to fit better.

Also, a flaw.

>Smoking Hot.
You are a smoker, Increase hotness by 1 when seen from a far sucking down some ash, but lose 2 hotness when making out.

Background Trait:
>Not That Kind of Friends
You've got a tight pit crew, and it shows.
+3 to your Car checks when installing Mods, making repairs or upgrading your chassis.

>That Kind of Friends*
As above, but also adds to Hotness if you have one of your pit crew in the vehicle during Score checks.
*Note: counts as two Background Traits

Car Mods:
>Takes a Lickin'
Use your Hotness rating in lieu of your Car rating to evade damage results.

>Dine and Dash
Skip one pit stop when completing a lap to either switch out a partner or engage in pit crew work once per race.

>>13984140
>Takes a Licking
..can only be used once per race.

Mission, or something:

>Lez All Go To The Movies
Someone has secretly filmed some of your lustfilled escapades, and is threatening to send the tape to your unknowing, extremely conservative parents. You must stop her!

>>13984157
Oh oh oh, I know:

Skill Impairment
>Sprung a Leak
Your Score total remains static this turn, and either Car or Hotness takes a one point hid, whichever is higher before the reduction.

Lipstick:
>Girls Gone Mild
The local film crew caught you in the middle of doing something mundane and un-hot (folding towels while fully dressed, changing oil without spilling any on your top, eating a bowl of oatmeal, etc.) and its made the rounds. You're at 1/4 Score until you arrange for better PR.

>>13984178
Someone else., care to provide us with some LESBIANS FUCK YEAH for this?

>>13984238
Sure.
Hang on a sec.

>>13984178
>Skill impairment
No, no.
No.
>Slip of the Tongue
Fixed.

>>13984242

Hot dog!

>>13984243

I think "skill impairment" was just a lead-in descriptor for "Sprung a Leak".

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Then try out the newest Pen and Paper RPG from Wizards of the Shoreline!
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THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER.

>>13984267
>mfw it's not a steamy innuendo-filled ride across an endless series of flashing streetlights

Currency - The currency is in sexual practices

Blowjobs/Oral count as the smallest currency.
10 Blowjobs equal 1 Handjob or 2 Footjobs
5 Handjobs (or 10 Footjobs) Equal one Anal
10 Anals count for 1 Vaginal.
10 Vaginals are worth one Gangbang.

[spoiler]this could be easily used in Fatal...

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With the expansion booklet Pounding Streets, enter into the steamy underbowels of the big city, as your fearless femme fatales take on the mob!

>>13984316

GTFO and stop cheapening our lesbian car-racing game with your lewd suggestions.

Debbie looked at Heather, her life-partner and driving companion, sparing only a second to glance into the rear view mirror.
"Are they still on our ass?" Heather asked, her brows knitted with worry, biting her lower lip. Debbie gave a solemn nod and said, "Like a cheap thong."

Behind them only a scant few meters, the dreaded Redhead Rebellion was cruising up at 99MPH, giving them a chilly run for their money. The driver, the infamous Crimson Nail and her crew chief, Monkey Wrencher, were glaring daggers at their damaged, smoking car, only barely in the lead.

"What do we do?"

Debbie looked to the one woman she never wanted to let down again and shifted into overdrive, hammering the car forward against the wind, the frame rattling, tires squealing and passenger dripping a small pool in the seat beside her.

"We give 'em a run for their money, sweetness," she said, patting Heather's tanned, taut thigh. Slowly, her hand migrated up to the knee and beyond, to the dashboard, where it brushed lovingly against a switch rarely used, marked with three letters.

After it was flicked, behind their car, a stream of red oil slicked the track, sending the Redhead Rebellion into the guard rail and a section of empty seats, out of the race and into the headlines.

"PMS saves the day, sweetness," she said, her tongue licking her lips luxuriously. Beside her, still quivering with anticipation of the fun to follow in the winners' circle, Heather unbuttoned another clasp on her top, sighing softly...

And that is the opening splash text.

>>13982719

Random event:
>Red Light District
All the traffic lights are suddenly red, giving everything a sexy red glow. Gain +2 Hotness, but all Car checks are made at a -1 penalty.

Your players will never be happier for the presence of grinding!
Why make random encounters a chore when you can make them a whore?!
You don’t need piles of money or tubes of paint to make this game a blast, all you need is a few basic dice and a vivid imagination.
Just don’t play in a building with no bathrooms!
Our character creator lets you build your own clam-jouster from scratch. Know the characters you make…inside and out!

oh man.
My sides.

Please say this has been archived.

>>13984347
There is only one Someone else.

>>13984316
AWAY WITH YOU.

Seriously, lesbians giving blowjobs? The hell?

>>13984347
Me likee.

>>13984347
>And that is the opening splash text.

Yes.

Yes it is.

>I can't make these captchas up.

AND WE WERE BITCHING JUST LAST NIGHT ABOUT HOW TEEGEE WAS DEAD

>>13984365
Fool!
If there is one rule in Car Lesbians, it is this:
There is always Someone Else!

>>13984347
I love you. That is awesome.

Copying that for the notes I'm working on, yo!

Possible Supplement Names:
>Pounding Streets
>Red Ass-phalt
>Fork in the Road
>Clutch
>Lipstick and Oil Stains

Yeah that's all I have time for, I have a term paper to write now. Sorry gents.

>>13984386
You have no idea what I'm talking about. I've used this name here for seven years. And now I have to secure trip.

Les-bump-ian racing game.

>Not Street Legal

One of your crew turns out to be underage! You get +1 Hotness when she's riding with you, but your Car is reduced by 1 because of her lack of experience under the hood!

>>13984484
>Been Around the Track a Few Times
Reversed mechanics, for having a visibly older partner.

>>13984484 lack of experience under the hood!

I see what you did thar...

Hey Dykemaster, how close to completion are you with the compilation?

Background trait
>Fire Crotch
You have flaming red hair, but sometimes you just neeed to be quenched. Gain +1 Hotness and -1 Car.

>>13984682
I don't see how having red hair makes you bad at car.

>>13984738
Its not that being redheaded makes you bad at Car, its being insatiable that makes you bad at Car.

>>13984738
Feel free to alter it. I was going for the angle that there's a fire in your pants that needs to be quenched, and it's distracting.

>>13984673
Sorting out the traits and flaws and stuff. I have the basic stat stuff, that was the easy part:

BASE STATS:
Hotness: 1d6+3
Car: 1d6+3
Drift: 1d4
Score: Average of Hotness and Drift
Trunk: Average of Hotness and Car
Score and Drift points are used throughout the game to pay for certain traits and such. You start with a base amount, and can earn more via stunting and certain traits.

You can take up to 3 Background Traits and two Car Mods, or 3 Car, 2 Background - your choice.

If you take a Lipstick ("Flaw") you can take an additional Background or Car trait.

>>13984773
>Lipstick
Limit of only one Lipstick. Keeps people from tanking out on 'em.

>>13984847
Got it.

That Drift should be a 1d6, too.

>>13984764
>its being insatiable that makes you bad at Car

Ohhhhhhhhhh...

That makes more sense. Still, I think we should try to avoid every event be simply "+1 to this stat, -1 to this stat".

Lipstick
>Jersey Whore
You spend most of your time dolling yourself up and giving it up for anyone who walks by, but that doesn't leave much time for driving. Gain +2 Hotness and -4 Car

>>13984773

I'd suggest adding in a little inherent balance, since if someone rolls really low scores it'll be kind of annoying. Perhaps if someone rolls really low stats, they get extra traits/mods? Or, conversely, if all their stats are max, perhaps get less? I know this isn't exactly a balanced game, but it wouldn't be hard to implement, and might people feel less gypped by a set of crap rolls.

>>13984876
How about for every roll you make that's the minimum, you can have another background or car mod?

>>13984876
*nod* Of course. We'll work on that after I've got these traits sorted. I got a bit distracted with IRL family issues, but I'm making progress on it now.

Quite a few of them are pretty similar, so we're going to have to cut out/change some of them.

>>13984876
Given how easily they could change their stats (via Background Traits or having a good crew with appropriate Car Mods), nobody is likely to lose out too much.

Perhaps an additional mechanic: exchange one of your Traits (or take on an additional Lipstick) to re-roll up to two stats?

I suggest a point buy system.
People should have the option to create the Lesbian perfect for THEIR roleplaying needs! (Insert jingle)

ITT: /tg/, showing unwholesome degrees of interest.

>>13982957

RP/relational methods to spend Drift would be interesting. Recruiting a crew could provide you with different Drift options or special one use abilities?

>>13984945
Would it be more appropriate to spend Drift or Score on replacing lost crew mates?

Wait, so what is Trunk actually used for?

Background
>Suicide Girl
As a young white girl growing up in the suburban midwest you yearn for something wilder, and dress like it, but no amount of latex will save that ass. Gain +2 Hotness and -1 Trunk

>>13984320
I don't know about entering bowels....

>>13984876
If you're worried about balance, use a point-building system. Players get 15 points to spread among their three variable stats.

>>13985000
Storing junk, and so forth.

Perhaps Trunk would be a derived stat, car + hotness + modifiers from background, representing how many points of Drift can be stockpiled?

>>13985000
I had it originally intended as the limit for the number of Mods and upgrades your car could handle, plus the maximum number of points which could modify your rolls for various checks.
The better the Trunk, the better the junk.

I knew I had saved this image for a reason.

Righto. I've got all the traits/lipsticks/etc in this thread sorted out. They just need to be editted, balanced, etc. Rewritten to make sense with what little rules we have and so on...

>>13985017
Trust me, with all the background traits we have, no one should have any low stats with dicerolling unless they really want them.

Background
>Scene Girl
After taking several pctures of you and other girls kissing you started liking it. A lot. However your provisional driver license hasn't prepared you good enough for the hazards of racing. Gain +3 to Hotness and -3 to Car

Looking good, ladies.

How's this sit with everybody?

>>13985383
Awwww yeah.
Could you tighten up the wording for the name/handle section? We need something other than "Name" and "Handle".

The dotted line could be a solid one, too.

>>13985383

I think everyone is just jerking off right now.

>>13985383
Looks fantastic.

>>13985383
Looking pretty good.

I guess we need to work out some basic stuff for your pit crew? Limits, etc?

What about your pit crew is limited by your base Score stat? That would make sense, right?

>>13985443
Indeed.
Max # of car mods = Trunk.
Max # of crew mates = Score.

>>13985460
Adding to the notes. Thanks.

>>13985460

My vote's on this.

I'll take any suggestions for alternates to Name and Handle... but I really like the aesthetic of the dotted lines for them. Majority rules, however, so if I'm voted down I'll change it.

>>13985489
Maybe car name? And/or model and color.

>>13985489
Name = Make
Handle = Model

I guess I was picturing them as "Your real name" and "Your nickname". Should there be a space for the actual kind of car you have, or is it expressed purely in terms of your Car stat?

>>13985514
These sound good, but if we go with them there should probably be a blurb in the rules explaining what they are so people know what to put down.

>>13985600
Name = Legend
Vehicle = Machine

>>13985617

I vote for name and handle. They are simple and get the job done.

>>13985642
I second this.

Legend seems too...maybe TOO out there? Too 'glamourous' I guess you could say?

Background:

The compound is FCu 2BITiCH

Having to be the nerdy girl in your Chemistry class in your younger years, you are able to create chemical compounds that can help out you and your car.

(you are able to take an additional car mod, along with it, you gain +3 car but -4 hotness)

I've been summoned!

>>13985419

Saved.

bumping the epic thread due to awesomeness

I've got to go for a while, guys. Keep the thread alive if you want, it's archived so I can check it later and get anything you add.

Crew-only Background Trait*
>Victoria's Other Secret
Your pit crew and you have a second line of income, racing as your choice of sexy lucha libres, sexy pirates, sexy ninjas or the like: you may take a second Car stat to represent this, using it if your primary car becomes inoperable.
*all crew members must take this Trait.

>>13985842
Wait, archived where? chanarchive, 4chanarchive, sup/tg/? How do we know if a certain thread has been archived?

Too tacky?

>>13985842
Thread's almost at autosage. It'll be a few hours before it falls off the back page, but don't expect to see it on page 0 much longer.

>>13985911
ctrl+f suptg

>>13985911
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/13982719/

>>13985929
Lookin' good.

>>13985911
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/13982719

>How do we know if a certain thread has been archived?
Look on the archive page.

And I just realized I need to fix those silhouettes; there's a bit of off-white background behind them.

>>13985769
I... I don't hate this.

>>13985938
Suptg only shows up to threads from January in the archive, though. How do we see this month's threads?

>>13985929
Wow, that looks awesome dude. Good job.

>>13985991
Scroll down. Newest entries are at the bottom of the page by default.

>>13985991
Never mind, I didn't see it. I was kinda hoping the HFY thread from last night made it in.

>>13986042
>been here for seven years
>suptg, a mystery
Oh you.

>>13986042
>I was kinda hoping the HFY thread from last night made it in.

Lucky for you, /tg/ has so many archives that EVERYTHING makes it to eternity:

http://archive.easymodo.net/cgi-board.pl/tg/thread/13975355

So this is basically Fast and the Furious except with chicks?

>>13986096
No, this is actually interesting.

Bumps.

>>13986133
Bah-zing!
>esupd Lessons
Yea Captcha the fact that Fast and the Furious is bad is definitely a lesson only stupid people would need.

>>13986133
Paul Walker is an excellent actor with a broad emotional repertoire

>>13986241

Vin Diesel, motherfucker loves his D&D.

>>13985842

Think you could upload those notes of yours somewhere? I'd like to give this a shot if I can find some players.

>>13986321
He's gonna post them on here when he gets back.

And here is the spiffy cleaned-up character sheet.

>>13986366
Now ready for future edition wars.

>>13986366
And here is the sheet in high-gloss .pdf format, suitable for printing:

http://www.mediafire.com/?1qr9zlpzka71par

Thread is about 17 posts from auto-saging at this point, so kudos to OP for posting his friend's brilliant idea in the first place.

Nice job, team.

>>13986063
4chan for seven years, most of it in /b/, /r9k/, /v/, /co/, and /sci/. Only here for about a week.

>>13986507
I lold

>>13986599
>/r9k/
Goodbye, credibility.

What if I want to be a bear with a motorcycle?

>>13986727
You'll have to wait for second edition, which will include the splat: Bears on Bikes.

>>13986599
>/r9k/
Get the fuck out, goddammit.

>>13986727
severalbadpunslater.jpg

For actually measuring the races (because Car Lesbians can't be PURELY about Lesbians), Unknown Armies has a good plan.

Movement in car chases is measured in lengths. The distance isn't important, lengths is. If you succeed on your roll, you move up a length. Fail, and you go back one. Hazards are a check against a certain number. If you pass, you avoid the Hazard. If you fail, you go back a length.

After you pass the initial check, you can take either a Risk or Insane Risk to get ahead MORE lengths. Risks are things like running a red light hopping your motorcycle up on the curb (motorcycle rules are detailed in the first expansion), while Insane Risks are things like driving between two semis or jumping off an overpass to get in the lead- things that will total your car.

Is this idea worth modifying?

>>13986800
You should be able to use Hotness to distract the other driver/look cooler when driving.

>>13986758
>>13986669

>>13986800
I don't see where lesbian makeouts fit into the picture, but otherwise it's pretty good.

>>13986800
>because Car Lesbians can't be PURELY about Lesbians

You didn't read OP's second post, did you?

Seriously though, that is a good idea.

>>13986815
>You should be able to use Hotness to distract the other driver/look cooler when driving.

>>13982986
>>13982995

Been there, done that.

I propose the poster city to be Les Angeles.

>>13986963
Ooooh.

>>13986963
Follow-up city: Les Vegas.

>>13986876
There's nothing about my post that doesn't work with OP's second post.

Though we'd have to modify the exact RULES of how to take insane risks and gain lengths and stuff, because UA is a 1d100 system. Doesn't really copypaste.

Le bump.

Could somebody do a rules summary, so we can start working again? For example how the Maid-like random event points work.

>>13987119
Dykemaster said to keep working, and he'd collect it all later

>>13987044
More like les bump, amirite?

>>13987119
I see something like
1. RACE!
2. Lesbian antics!
3. Roll for Event!
4. Repeat

The game starts with a race to get you right into the action, and then you hit the town, and then the events start happening which impact your next race and lesbianing it up.

Okay...do we actually HAVE a random events-favor like stat already? It seems like:
-Score for Sexy Events/Stunts
-Drift for Driving Events/Stunts
-Both for Awesome Events/Stunts

And what does Trunk actually do?

>>13987293
Trunk determines how many car mods you can have.

Lipstick:
>Only Drives a Stick Shift
You seem almost too intensely focused on racing rather than the other racers, almost to a fault. Except it is a fault, one too shameful to ever be exposed, on or off the track! Whenever someone tries to seduce you or otherwise distract you with Hotness, it automatically fails. Howver, every time this occurs, roll a d6, adding 1 to the roll for each time this ability has been used so far. If you roll a 6, you gain a Suspicion point and reset the amount you add to future rolls to 0. 3 Suspicion points means your secret has been revealed! Expect DM fuckery.

Note: 1 or 2 Suspicion points could also cause minor DM fuckery, however the emphasis here is minor. Something along the lines of a rival racer paying a little too much attention to you on and off the track. Also, there should probably be some way to "fake it", especially during a race, but I'm not sure how it would work.

>>13987311
Oh, good. And it's derived from Hot and Drive. Well, let's go into the fray. I'd say 3 D100 tables, Hot Event, Car Event and Awesome Event.

Background
>Large Lorry Reversing
You turned to lesbianism after your disgustingly large girth disqualified you from sleeping with only the least appealing men. Your car is suitably modified to carry your weight at great speed. -4 Hotness, +4 Car

Thread is in auto-sage.

New thread is here:

>>13987525

>>13987354
>Suspicion
No, no.
No.
>Out
When you get an Out, you have to spend a Score point within that race/scene or you lose one point from your Hotness, as you are slowly turned into an hetero.

And that is worse than losing.

>>13987538
>slowly revealed as a hetero.

Idea behind that is that the character is hetero, but is hiding it to get into the lesbian car racing scene. Love the idea of calling them Outs though, and I like the idea of using Score to mitigate it too, perhaps that could be what's used to reduce the roll against accruing more Outs?

God damnit mods!

>>13987645
What did the mods do?

What the Hell, man.
Functional game is functional.
WE WERE PLAYING BY THE RULES.

>>13987654
Not to mention the fact that no pictures in this thread or that one classify as NSFW. Nipples are absent in all but silhouette form.

>>13987652
Delete the new thread like hetrosexual males and oppressing our neckbeardian lesbian rights

>>13987703
They hatin'.
They hatin' cuz we stylin'.

My brain can't think of any good ideas for this!
___

How the Car Lesbians World Works (Maybe):
- Racing success gets you hotter ass.
- Letting the right people into your awesome orgies gets you better stuff.
- Having awesome orgies during racing success gets you hottest ass and best stuff. If you don't die in the process.

Racing feeds hot lesbian sex; hot lesbian sex feeds racing. Both at once feeds everything.
___

Would dice rerolls work in this system?
Because +1 Hotness reroll, -1 Car reroll might make for some interesting modifiers.

Am I the only one who feels "CAR LESBIANS" is lacking a bit of... panache? It doesn't quite flow right.

I submit to the council, "RACECAR LESBIANS"

The Feng Shui is with it.

>>13987891

I rather enjoy the blunt simplicity of CAR LESBIANS. There's' no arguing with it, no hope of disproving it. It is CAR LESBIANS.

>>13987891
>It doesn't quite flow right.
That's the idea. It sounds ridiculus. It IS ridiculus.

I honestly don't understand why the second thread was deleted... If anything it was less graphic than this one...

>>13988142
Because "Car Lesbians". Enough for mods.

On behalf of Viral.

My condolences. :<

>>13988186
They banned Viral?

BASTARDS

>>13988186
>mfw
Comrades, make the call...

>>13988186
>thinly veiled
>THINLY VEILED
do they know how long we've spent designing this game?

if anything it's not veiled at all, the name is in the title, and it's not going to be fetish fuel, it was a bit of fun...

>>13988267
Agreed, how anyone could construe something titled Car Lesbians as serious is beyond me.

>>13988186

But... but... Viral is a goddamn hero. He can't be banned! This is an outrage!

This is a sad day for traditional games. :(

>>13988186

The ban is kinda flimsy too, assuming it's for this thread. "Fetish cramp thinly veiled in a quest"? This thread isn't a quest thread though!

This seems eerily similar to something that happened in /d/ last week, I wonder if it's the same mod?

>>13988520
Unless viral was posting in some other thread...

>>13988533

Possible, that's why I said "assuming it's for this thread". However, the new thread being shot down almost straight away seems to add to the suspicion.

>>13988520

Viral says he is a classy guy who does not make fetish threads and only makes highbrow lesbian racecar threads.

It was for making a second Car Lesbians thread.

>>13988186
Can anybody get the post number of the post?
I wish to send moot an email WITH FACTS that the ban was given under false pretenses

>Logic abound
Why thank you Captcha

>>13988813

This was the post number: >>13987525

>>13988899
Well i feel silly....

So /tg/'s mods are fags, then? That's... not exactly a surprise, judging by the Touhoufag debacle a month or so ago.

Anyway, CAR LESBIANS is my favorite idea /tg/ has put together in a long time.

>>13989621
>mods are fags
inb4 shitstorm, post deletions, and bans

/tg/ mods are every board's mods. moot himself said that months ago.