Braunschweiger master race reporting in. All other spreads are small-time. The +5s across all stats from 'Liver-based Fortitude' is just too hot for you to handle.

whyyyy? No OP, you are the faggots.

>>14408256

Cool, I'll play along.

>So we're playing 4e edition Dungeons and Dragons, our beloved game rewritten by some shitty trading card company. So we're playing and all of a sudden we realize, "holy shit, this is just like World of Warcraft, and not fun at all!"

>>14408290

You must be new here.

>Also Peanut butter and cheese on potato bread reporting in. Fuck Jam.

I find that no matter what sandwich I bake, I have to include bacon in it. No sandwich seems complete without it.

>>14408277
>he thinks Liver-based Fortitude is better than Hint of Dijon
>laughingsandwiches.jpg

Lets face it, this is the ultimate minmax here. Some massive russian guy came in mumbling about Sascha saying that this was what he was playing. Someone touched the picture at one point and well...

He punched all the guy's blood, literally.

>>14408256
>Sandwich Spread Fantasy
The name of a strange porno

>party agrees we're all rolling pork based
>first session, that guy shows up with vegan monstrosity
>horribly min-maxed
>has eggs, forbidden in vegan class description
The plot.

>>14408309
Bacon is such a cheap buff.Totally broken.Just be glad you don't live on the West Coast, everyone is using avocado and it's disgusting.

>>14408309
Bacon's good for your first few sandwiches, or until you learn to properly use Roast Beef.

>>14408312

>he thinks Hint of Dijon is relevant late-game

Enjoy your munchy early-game, I'll see you at level 7 when stats start mattering more than circumstance bonuses.

Bread and Butter here

I run this shit

>>14408341
I'd do Bread and Butter if the minis weren't so fucking expensive.

Currently running a Pastrami on Rye with Mustard and Pickles. Ridiculously overpowered for how simple the build is.

FUCK THIS SHIT, SCIENCE: THE HYPOTHESIS HIJACK. YOUR SHITTY SANDWICH GAMES ARE JUST A SUBSET OF CHEMISTRY DECKS ANYWAY.

rolled 4 = 4

>Thread about Sandwich Spread Fantasy
>Bread and Butter mentioned

Shit's about to go to hell real fast.

>have a new guy join our group halfway through the game
>group is running cheese croissants, marbled ham on rye, smoked beef with provolone on sourdough
>he rolls up a baloney and cheese with nothing but mayo on white bread
>the entire group's face

rolled 4 = 4

>>14408406
>he rolls up a baloney and cheese with nothing but mayo on white bread
>Mayo, and Not Miracle Whip

He's doing it wrong.

>>14408403
>implying that's worse than the hideous nerfs to multigrain bread in 4e

>>14408341
I do appreciate your love for older puristic editions, but it's really not the topic of the thread. You just ask for a shitstorm.

Dont have sweetcorn in your sandwich? Enjoy your shitty texture rolls.

TUNA SANDWICH PLAYER HERE. ENJOY YOUR INFERIORITY.

>>14408309
I know right? It's like they say, "bacon makes everything better".
>>14408336
Roast Beef is AWESOME, not gonna disagree with you there, but it's bacons sheer versatility that makes it so great. Roast beef is useless in a lot of sandwiches but the boost bacon gives is applicable to damn near anything, save jelly because jelly bonuses negate bacon bonuses.

Personally, though, I'm a fan of Dessert classes. I gotta sweet tooth, and i'm not afraid to admit it.

>>MFW my key lime pie racial bonuses stack with the bacon cheeseburgers bonuses because we're not the same course
>>MFW I can be Tart and Sweet at the same time.
>>Shit is so cash

OP i want that sandvich...now

give it to me or i will kill you

>>14408423
>not pointing out the fact that boloney & cheese on white is the most herp derp combo that even clueless retards to the genre don't dare pick without expecting to be ridiculed

seriously, plain bread would have been a more suitable thing to choose, and you're debating over MIRACLE WHIP? WHAT THE FUCK?

i laugh at your pedestrian builds. i'm running an italian beef combo sandwich, sausage gives +8 to tastiness, and sweet peppers +2 to save vs going cold. also extra gravy.

rolled 17 = 17

>>14408432
>Implying Multigrain wasn't overpowered.

Dude, multigrain had health AND decent taste. The only way to make it any more overpowered would be to take the honey wheat feat.

>>14408432
>implying multigrain wasn't horribly unbalanced

I usually run a shrimp po'boy on a hoagie or a variation Cuban (From the International Sandwiches Supplement book.)

> Party fighting snausage warband
> Some of them mounted on hoagies
> Party bagel starts casting Saltball
> Targeted around my ovenforged scone
> mfw

rolled 9 = 9

>>14408471
If he's going to do it wrong, he'd better at least do THAT right.

BLT here.

Why did they ban me from tournaments?
Can't they just give it a little nerf?

We had to stop playing because DM and plyer got in a fight over wether double cheeseburger counts as a sandwhich.

DM was a douche anyway, kept telling us pickles were overpowered.

Quiznoe's Traditional Sandwhich Special Character reportan. Three kinds of meat, lettuce, cheddar, and your choice of bread: I go for the 9-Grain Wheat. Minimum 16 in all Attributes, 18 in Constitution and Strength.

>>14408453
>uses dessert splatbook
>mfw

>>14408475
>>14408477
multigrainmind

Breadnoughts represent!

Toasted unbuttered apple and potato chips master race here, I might pass a single appetite roll but it doesnt matter when I have crunchiness twinked out the ass.

>>14408502
I thought BLT with Tofu bacon was still cool?

But then again why bother with Tofu.

So guys, I'm having trouble with my KitchenMaster, we started off talking about what was and wasn't allowed but after he saw my Lamb Gyro he's just aggressively putting a full ban on the gyros and fries splatbook.
I have to reroll but I don't want to throw out this character concept.

>Playing Hard Drive
>Roll up a 200 GB Solid State with the Military background
>That Guy rolls a RAID 5 with Extra HD feats out the ass
>Reformats every session because he "doesn't like his character"
>MFW

>>14408502
BLT fan for life.

>>14408502
FUCK your BLT build!

That's the most ridiculous shit.
Bacon is a supplement, using it in the main slot and support slot simultaneously is just overpowered bullshit.

>>14408494
not getting heartburn that's what. lol.

Double meat & cheese italian BMT sub with all vegetables, vinaigrette and southwest sauce here.

I RUN THIS SHIT!

Long story short:

6 meat build on Jewish rye. with mayo.

COMPLETELY OP.

>>14408503
Pickles are super underpowered, even after their boost in 3E.

I mean, only +1 salt, and no crunch? COME ON WHITE BREAD GAMES!

>preorder leallyri
It knows the jelly supplement is coming soon.

rolled 12 = 12

>>14408519
>Lamb Gyro he's just aggressively putting a full ban on the gyros and fries splatbook.

And nothing of value was lost. Seriously. Gyro's are all over the fucking place. The bullshit wrap that gives a +4 to tastiness, but a -3 to health? What the fuck?

All I know is that I play a PANINI
with extra PANINI
with a side of PANEENEE

>>14408554
ahhhh shit. brb subway.

>>14408277
This reminds me

>Play in a game that the DM 'suggested' we play lower class sandwiches.
>I find a splat that lets me use kobe beef for roast beef.
>When asked why I show him that roast beef sandwichs are considered left over food, and left over food isn't for rich people.

>>14408503
>kept telling us pickles were overpowered.
>implying they aren't
Dude, pickles are the epitome of imbaness. They go everywhere, are cheap and even have a racial bonus on interaction with pregnant ladies and hungover people. The only downside they have is the increased sandwich build time, but that's ridiculous with any decent player knowing how to get around it.

>>14408554
Nobody likes S.U.B.W.A.Y. noobs.

There's a reason why people stick to S.U.B.S.

please someone make this game

rolled 6 = 6

>>14408556
>6 meats
>No veggies
>No sauses
>Jewish Rye

mybrainisfulloffuck.jpg

How does /tg/ feel about the wraps/egg dip builds in the latest expansion? My friend is running a monte cristo in our campaign and he loves it.

I feel that the wraps break the spirit of the original game, even though playing a burrito supreme sounds kinda fun.

Philly Steak and Cheese with caramelized onions here. Complete with a great kaiser roll I got out of one of the splat books. I find it works great, the provolone cheese adds a great smokey flavor and the onions round out the savory with sweet. I wasn't trying to min-max at all, but now my group is complaining that my build is broken.

I don't see what they're complaining about, my build isn't good for any sort of light meal or sweet snack, but our GM really loves to use big-manly-satiating-meal modules all the fucking time, so if I'm dominating the game, it's really because he's not giving the other players a chance.

Do you all agree, or am I really that broken?

Dagwood here.

all your shit sucks.

>>14408583

Lose too many slots with the meats and bread combo. if you're good you might be able to get mayo, maybe dijon even, but past that? forget it.

>mfw my DM doesn't notice that I took Meatballs

I always run with a roast beef build myself. You don't need to pile on condiments and seasonings to make it viable. Just make sure you take pickles and SOME kind of cheese or it's not going to be very interesting to run. My current build's got onions and barbeque sauce on an onion roll. (I know, I know, onion rolls enter splatbook territory but it's just for flavor, it's not like I'm doing that multi-grain crap.)

People keep telling me I need to multiclass into some sort of complex club sandwich abomination (one player suggested ketchup. KETCHUP. IN A ROAST BEEF BUILD.) but fuck that. Anyone who says roast beef isn't playable just doesn't have the meat or pickles high enough.

I'm running bologna and ketchup on whole-wheat toast. It's a bit of a challenge when things come down to taste, but it's so fun getting to roleplay a crappy sandwich with common, household origins in a party of minmaxed clubs and hoagies.

>>14408569
Yeah but then you might as well ban cheese.

>>14408583
Rye should have a dryness penalty, this is awesome confirm/deny

rolled 10 = 10

>>14408593
>dagwood
>Too many minues to even eat the fucker.
>Jelly
Lolno.

>>14408586

They're fine, but if you're going to be using that book, you can't use the base sandwich book, because burritos are HORRENDOUSLY overpowered for the amount of stuff they can hold.

>>14408593

yeah... that's not even CLOSE to a legal build.

>>14408588
Not really, sounds like you must have a bitch of a time with constitution rolls. Enjoy your sloppy shirt penalties. You could try adding the toasted trait if you really want an OP build.

>>14408554
>Buying pre-mades
You fucking noob munchkin kids ruin the hobby.

>>14408561
>All I know is that I play a PANINI
>a panini
>not 'panino' (singular)
Next you'll say "there overpowered".

>>14408588
>Philly Steak and Cheese
well thats not too ba...
>with caramelized onions
...well thats still wor...
>kaiser roll
okay, I call bullshit about you not min/maxing on purpose

>>14408626
It is until they fix the wording on page 46.

Can we get some newbie stories going?

My first build was:

Bologna, white bread no crust.

Other players literally loled when I announced it.

DM felt bad and threw in a bag of crisps for free.

Got traded and half eaten 2 hours into the game. :/

feelsbadman.jpg

I can't see rye anyone would play this game. It looks boring, so lettuce let this bread dry already.

Fontina cheese is the best addition to any kind of sandwich. Seriously, I had to ban it from one of my games because it got so out of hand. It's got the sharpness of the harder cheeses, but doesn't give any penalties when used with the Panini template, which is already broken on it's own.

>playing for three months, all health food team (falafel is fucking hardcore when you build it right)
>finally find and break into mysterious BBEG's place
>find BBEG, it's pic related
>DM is trollface.jpg

rolled 20 = 20

>>14408618
It should. The fact that it's just fucking meat, and bread is so fucking unrealistic.

>>14408625
>Penalties = Minutes

>>14408614
I tried to run a Honey roasted turkey on toasted Honey Wheat bread with spicy mustard and lettuce.

I can't do it. When I play this game, I come to EAT not to roleplay.

>>14408658
My first session, I made a plain PB&J. It was awesome and I had tons of fun with it. Of course, I naturally expanded from there as time went on. Now I mostly play meat-based builds. Still, I go for some PB every now and then just for the sake of nostalgia.

Cheesesteak with banana peppers master race reporting.
Some new guy tried to join the platter with a /ham and cheese on white bread/. What a fucking joke.

Sinner's sandwich here. Thick bread, turkey, jam, and cereal. It's an abomination that not everyone can handle but it's uniqueness makes up for the common flavor profiles it rapes.

>>14408625

Yeah, I thought so too, until I tried taking one on a bag-lunch style campaign, and man, they just get torn to pieces. Also, any good DM will make sure you're taking Indigestion penalties.

>>14408675
There are some KMs that just cannot live without the falafel pieces falling out. If the player is playing in any decent way and not just DELICIOUS STUPID, they just throw something at them like that guy, when the falafel just must fall apart or die.
Fuck them.

>>14408627

Yeah, that's the biggest reason why I didn't think I was OP, I have to deal with Messy penalties ALL THE FUCKING TIME. You wouldn't believe how many points I've spent replacing napkins. Points I could've put into green peppers or Dijon mustard, but nope.

>>14408675
That's nothing.

Our DM threw 2, that's fucking right 2, meatlover pizzas at us. WITH EXTRA CHEESE.

1 player nearly quit then and there.

>>14408586

Eh, they're alright. Easier to pick up but you might as well just play a straight-up sandwich instead.

>>14408625

Burritos are fine as long as you have a Chef with some common sense. It doesn't mean a Chef has to accept ANY character with it regardless of their choice of fillings or the game's mealtime.

We had someone playing a chorizo/egg burrito at one point- that was awesome. Girl didn't need to apply hot sauce even once.

I like trying to experiment with the classics. I thought I was done with spread-based builds until I finally got my KitchenMaster to let me run a Peanut Butter/Nutella hybrid with Bananas. Shit is so cash. I can take on Stoners and Kids twice my level with ease.

>>14408593

>implying late game is only game that matters...

Toasted Italian bread, provolone on outer layer (slightly melted template from the Melted Cheese Madness splat) And wait for it... wait for it... Honey roasted ham with a bit of Mayo.... Yeah I like using alot of the splat books, and Duel cheeseing...

rolled 17 = 17

>>14408697
>Cereal

I know this is homebrew, but I'm fucking curious. What are the penalties and bonusues?
>>14408698

>Also, any good DM will make sure you're taking Indigestion penalties.

I got around that in an ingeniously powergamey way. I had a Roast Beef on rye with nothing but hot peppers, right?

Fucking pepto bismol tablets in the fucking sandwich.

Taste went to shit, but fuck it.

>>14408658
>first sandwich
>toasted PB&J
>show up, next cheapest sandwich is turkey, lettuce, tomatoes, american cheese on italian herbs and cheese
>mfw I was told this was a low cost campaign

>>14408697

You dirty min-maxer.

Anyone try an all polish ingredients build?

tried to run this by my foodmaster.
I think I gave him a heart attack

>>14408658

Ugh, don't remind me. I thought I could make smoked turkey work with an english muffin as my bread. I didn't even bother to toast it; I think it went stale two games in. Never making that mistake again.

salami, roast beef, smoked turkey bacon,, pepperoni, pepperjack, advanced tomato, lettuce, peppers, and ranch, with red hot sauce here
It isn't broken if it's in the rules faggots.

rolled 10 = 10

>>14408736
>Egg

Fuck you, and the minmaxing, no fat, all protiene, no taste penalty, sandwich that you rode in on.

This "Sandwich Spread Fantasy" game reminds me of Fantasy Foodcraft.

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/11879435/

>>14408715
oh christ does he allow flat bread too?

Also what would your advice on picnic campaigns be? I'm thinking not too sweet because of ants and wasps.

Of course I could always go rye with too much honey. :D

>>14408727
As OP as that build is, I'd be lying if I said I didn't have fun when I tried it and try to run with something like it near every game that it's allowed.

Now here's the million dollar question:

Open-faced?

>>14408502
because you fuckers don't know when to quit, thats why.

Can we talk about THAT GUY?
You know, the one that shows up with a spread for a [spoiler]sushi roll[/spoiler]?

I think white bread gets kind of ignored, but you can have a lot of fun with Po'Boys if you have the Kajun Kitchen supplement. I'm running a blackened catfish with herbed mayo and tiger sauce, tomatoes, and lettuce on a simple white bun. I can't wait 'til we go from Afternoon Snack to Lunchtime Levels, I'm gonna round out my build by taking a jambalaya-style rice familiar.

okay, the head chef just kicked me out of the game because he thought I was breaking too many rules by having something without bread and cross-classing into drinks at the same time.
did i really do something wrong or is he just a dick?

>>14408784

Dude that Sushi shit was made op in 3e (got a bit better in 3.5ish but not really) and I'm glad they left them out in 4e(but I've heard rumors...)

rolled 8 = 8

>>14408784
Ugh, the fucking hand roll players.

I had a guy, when I was FMing, who tried to say that wasabi had the same spicy rating as banana peppers.

>>14408781

I find that the penalties required for using silverware outweigh the novelty of it.

>>14408783
Obviously; he didn't put nearly enough bacon on that sandwich.

>>14408781

That's purely an aesthetic choice, sure it looks cool, but it really doesn't add or take away from the build.

>>14408781
You'll have munchkins making pizza in no time.

It's a shame because it's such an old schol build perfect for breakfast campaigns.

>>14408745

What the heck is that supposed to be? You're seriously trying to maximize your Spicy stat on an ITALIAN sandwich build? I know it's tempting but seriously just suck it up and make a Buffalo sandwich instead. That build doesn't work past the first few bites, and you can even put the bacon and peppers on the Buffalo sandwich if you -really- want them.

rolled 2 = 2

>>14408781
>Open Face

Open faced is fine when you want some variety.

>I'm playing dual Ham + Cheddar Melt on mini-buns
>Other bros playing smoked turkey on Italian + french dip
>GM has a pic related setting
>wtf.jpg

>>14408801
>complains about being kicked out of SSF game.
>plays like it's Cocktail Kings

>>14408732
Trust me while the tastiness and uniqueness can get through the desire rating it has on it is around liver and onion or even straight up raw onion sandwiches, that is a big hurdle to get over though it doesn't have the "imagined disgusting" rating those have.

>>14408781
closed
egg in bread
sealed with bacon grease
best fucking breakfast sandwich in existence


>>14408809
banana peppers are shit, get over it

Guys... guys... why hasn't anyone mentioned the Reuben yet!

I know it's an exotic build, but everyone overlooks sauerkraut and thousand island bonuses because normally they clash, but if you use a dark rye, there's no conflict and suddenly you've got a fuckawesome build out of nowhere!

If you're more of a creamy than tangy player, just substitute Russian for Thousand Island. The same thing applies.

Why has no one in S.U.B.W.A.Y. figured this out yet?

tuna-pasta-sweetcorn here
on one got anything on my bonus multiplyer

>>14408812
if you go crispy or firm (very) on your bread you can do some serious calorie reduction.

Guy I know kept going crackers with his spread cheese.

>Sandwichheim Campaign
>first battle: wal-mart raid
>hoagie sandwichband with pickles
>opponent uses toasted sub sandwichband
>mfw his leader burns on turn one

>>14408830
I believe you mean THE shit. They basically max out Spice, and for a minimal slot value, even less if they're sliced. Plus, they're vegetable value! What's not to like?

>>14408801
The KitchenMaster is always right, dude. If he says your spread doesn't fit his feast, then you should quit.

And regarding the question if another KM would judge in the same way… it depends on the overall feast level. If everybody else just ran BLT or some starter pre-made packs, then you obviously didn't fit.

rolled 16 = 16

>>14408830
Banana peppers /are/ shit, but that doesn't mean that it's comparable to Wasabi.

Triple decked Reuben sandwich with extra russian dressing reporting in.

I had to take the toothpick feat at level 4 in order to maintain stability. Triple decking destroys your dexterity bro.

>>14408809

Wasabi has one of the highest spicy ratings in the game, excluding some really OP shit from the Dare Challenge splatbook. It's one of the reasons I banned Oriental Cuisine.

>>14408816
pretty much this.

That stupid book that allowed tomatoe paste is banned from our games.

>>14408833
The penalties for Sauerkraut critical failures are too great for most people.

>>14408781

Definitely not for every meal. But they're still fun as hell if you can get a group together that wants to do a snack-themed one.

>>14408784

I'll do you one better. Eggs and bacon, alright; monterey jack cheese and tomato, okay, a bit played but still good--

Pain de campagne for his bread.

He was trying to play the fucking SPANGLISH sandwich in our game and thought we wouldn't notice.

>>14408833

You make perfect sense to me. You have power gamed my stomach.

And now I am hungry, so very hungry

god I can taste the nitrates nowwwwwww, what does the rulebook say about those anyway

rolled 20 = 20

>>14408871
>Pain de campagne for his bread.

Kick that motherfucker out of the group.

I just started a game and I had no idea what I was doing, just went with a basic build - french bread loaf, mayo/mustard, lettuce, cheese and a few different meats slices.

everybody gave me pic related look. is it that bad? how can I tweak it?

I still haven't found another player that uses Eggo Waffles. Seriously, it's the perfect breakfast campaign bread, especially when you combine it with eggs, bacon, cheese and a hint of syrup.

rolled 7 = 7

>>14408893
>just went with a basic build - french bread loaf, mayo/mustard, lettuce, cheese and a few different meats slices

That's not a basic build, that's why they looked at you funny. It's a good /safe/ build, but not a basic one.

And it depends on what you like. Some people like to play Ryes, me myself, I'm all about the Wheats.

>>14408855
Bhut mother fucking jolokia
i don't give a fuck how big the penalties are for using them, the taste to heat ratio is unrivaled

>>14408893

That doesn't sound too bad. What did you pick for your meats and cheeses?

Guys, is it true that taking the pickles off gives you an AC penalty? I thought that had to do with bread...

>>14408893
It's super uncommon for french bread loaf to be used on any cold sandwich, much less without sauteed onions, seeing as it gets combo bonuses with those.

>>14408730
>I know this is homebrew, but I'm fucking curious. What are the penalties and bonusues?
Crunch and sweetness. It's like chips only not sweetness substitutes the saltiness or artificial flavors that would come with that. Though it gives it some initial impression penalties if they're told, though not as bad as fucking jelly on turkey.

>>14408893
It's not bad but maybe add some chips? Your really missing in crunchiness / savory.

Perhaps try Salami?

>>14408893
It's an all-right starter spread, but in any high-level feast you gonna burn first. It really loses all advantages after a short time.

>this thread
ALL OF MY LOVE!
>my face when i realize this game doesn't exist

>>14408893

Try to get a more focused theme going on. Your build right now is kind of a jack-of-all-trades-master-of-none. What kind of specific role do you want to fill? Savory? Spicy?

And PLEASE don't use the Panini template, everyone and their dog uses it and it's boring roleplay-wise. There are better ways of making a good meal.

rolled 18 = 18

>>14408910
>>14408921

Intresting. Very intresting. I might have to sudgest this to my KM/FM

Guys, new KM here. If one of my players wants to put french fries (I believe you britfags call them chips) in his bread instead of as a side item, is he a munchkin? He's been playing for a while, so I don't think it's a rookie mistake.

rolled 3 = 3

>>14408939
Nope, it's called a Pittsburgh sandwich.

A munshkin would be starting up a new game, and that player handing you a sheet that was nothing more than a glorified pizza.

>>14408926

We're fa/tg/uys. We go make actual sandwiches instead.

>>14408909

I think it depends on the type if pickle. Super-thick gherkins add to AC because of the crunchiness bonus, but if you're just using bred and butter slices or regular dill chips, you're fine.

>>14408939
You do realize the kind of bonuses he'll get to stoners and drunks right?

In other situations it's not that bad.

So unless you're running an all beer 4:20 type campaign it SHOULD balance out.

Personally, I usually run a pair of Sliders, Grilled onions, beef patty, pickles (crinkle-cut), and mustard on mini-buns. One has swiss and the other has american. Opinions?

>>14408939
Fries aren't chips, we have those too. Chips are thicker chunks of potato, like fat fries, basically.

>>14408952
Ahh you fucker would beat me too it
Primantis are good when you need that extra flavor but are willing to deal with the fat content

>>14408939

It's a legitimate build, but can easily become overpowered if you're not careful. The extra penalties to Filling and Height tend to offset it though.

Now, if he were using onion straws, then I'd be worried.

>>14408882

I'll admit, it's a risk, but hell, high risk for even higher gain? What's not to love? When I level I'm considering adding pickles to the mix ( I know, I know... pickle debate) to max out my sour. Alternatively I could upgrade my saurkraut to include dill or maybe even fennel. Higher risk, higher rewards!

>>14408869

Nitrates give penalties to Reputation and Healthy. You can get around that by going organic, but the the organic penalties to Value are horrific. That's why you only see "purists" playing organic, unless the GM is runs a lot of Hippies (not Stoners, Stoners have vulnerabilities to Value).

>>14408939
Out of some reason unknown to me, they play it this way in Belgium all the time. I guess it has something to do with a crazy translator at their publisher. You really should sue people for that shit, it shouldn't be franchised any more under the same name.
But then their translation seems to be full of fuck anyway, they cross the line to kebab all the time.

My players want me to start an all potato campaign.

One guy wants to run extra spicy chili cheese fries.

Am I just asking for trouble allowing that?

He's been begging me to allow Jalapeno slices for a while now.

I know straight up Pizzas are out of the question, but do you guys ever play strombolis? I'm not talking about that dual-wielding ham and pineapple, "I'm an outcast among both societies", caesar salad familiar bullshit that gets way over played because of that one chef(I'm not naming any names), but real interesting ones, like Santa Fe or all meat builds.

It's like I'm really on /ck/!

rolled 18 = 18

I gotta go get something to eat, but good lord, this thread needs to be archived, if only for the noobs guide to building.

>>14408967

I found they go down far too fast in encounters to ever be useful. I like to run builds that have higher Filling capacities and HP.

Currently using a pulled pork barbeque with coleslaw on a sesame seed bun. Lots of fun, although my KM did a double-take when I showed him my sheet.

"Wait, the slaw goes ON the sandwich? That has to be illegal..."

Onions:
Fried or Raw?

I know I know this is opening up a can of shit, but I've never really seen why we can't just use both for fuck's sake.

>>14409000

Tried playing a chicken-and-pepper one once with some (spicy) tomato. It was pretty fun; piquant as all hell while still keeping its hearty high.

Though you remind me, we had one player who made his MAIN COURSE a salad... or would that be too off topic?

>>14409029
Red onions raw, white onions fried.

>>14408995
That could go fine, but you have to balance it out. I would suggest penalties to kids and older women, at least. What sort of campaign will you make? Something set in 19th century Germany? Ireland? Maybe Ireland with most other potatoes rotten away and them becoming suddenly a high-class meal? That can be really fun, since all-potato is normally rather low-level.

>>14409000

Ran a stromboli with ham, turkey, salami, and provolone once. Only had enough points left over for premade canned dough instead of homemade, but shit was cash regardless. Luckily it was just for a one-shot game, I would've broken my KM's campaign wide open if I used it then, it was so OP.

>>14409029
Personally can't stand raw onions. They just replace the flavor profile with onions unless you have some of the more extreme ingredients. Everything else just manipulates the texture statistics which makes me ask what's the point.

>>14409029
PROTIP: Raw wafer thin on cheese on soft bread.

GODCLASS as early support.

And you can get major haughty points at higher wealth / society levels.

>>14408256

>has eggs, forbidden in vegan class description
>forbidden in vegan class description
>vegan class description
>vegan

3/10

Class doesn't exist, fuck you OP

>>14409063
Agreed. Keep that homebrew shit at home.

Im thinking of running a foot-long sub on my next high-cost picnic.

Here's my setup:
-Toasted Italian bread
-Salami with pepperoni slices
-lettuce, tomato, raw onion, sweet peppers
-Honey mustard sauce to increase my
"deliciousness (SU)"crit from x2 to x3

You know what I'm tired of? My KM giving all his NPCs Palate Feats. Seriously, I get that kids are going to have "Rudimentary Palate" and High Society Ballgoers are going to have "Refined Palate", but he said this was going to be a sandwich bar game. Buffet goers generally don't have either, at least not over half of them. I'm this close to quitting every time half the encounter is spent re-equipping because we're either going too fancy or too simple.

How is this not archived yet?!

>>14409029
It's all about synergies. Raw onions are a little bit more universal, and mostly have a higher crunchiness stat. Fried onions have higher bonuses with other meals, add more to the Smell stat, but also have a higher Time cost.
With some obscure splatbooks you can also change almost any of the above points, with stuff like uber-crunchy fried onions or raw onions with a Smell higher than that of Limburger cheese

>>14409018
Thanks, I've noticed the same thing, I really like the build though, maybe I should add a third one?

Second, Slaw on the sandwich is pretty awesome I've only ever seen it with BBQ stuff does it not go well with other stuff?

>>14409063

Bullshit. It's on the sidebar of page 53 in the basic Player's Menu. It's not meant to be a Player Sandwich though, it's really designed for the KM to use as a NPS. That said it's a legitimate, if usually retarded, build.

Oh man, got a weird build that's been working pretty well for me. Beef hash, pepperjack, and mustard on a toasted grain bun.

Shit's delicious, but the cold penalties are horrendous, and it's a build that's mostly viable in Northern districts. On the plus side, it combos well with the vast majority of shit, and because of regional variations on beef hash, I can tweak for health or sheer flavor if I need to. Hoping it's not too OP or cheesy of a build, but it's been serving me well.

>>14409074
When our KM pulled this shit we just all just showed up the pasta Char sheets.

One guy rolled a whole lasgana. lol

He got the point.

>>14409092

[Citation needed]

>>>14409104

>[Citation needed]
>sidebar of page 53 in the basic Player's Menu

Why don't you read before you post jackass.

Also no it isn't.

>Page 53: Advanced Grilled Feats

>>14409104

I just gave page and book. Sounds like a citation to me, you... you... double cheddar!

Baguettes was here, everyone else is scrubs that just hold back the party.

okay love you [tg] but I gotta get some shut eye.

gnight

>>14409115

Wait, do you have the first run or the anniversary edition? Mine's the first run, might be different page in the anniversary edition... maybe they moved it to the Kitchen Master book in the update?

My KM refuses to allow Bagels to take anything except spreads. He says they're too broken otherwise.

Seriously considering quitting,

My KM wants to do something different, so we'll all be running with his pre-generated characters.

Noodle bowl, instant ramen, canned pasta w/meatballs (animal shapes, no less), toaster pastry, and PB&J on white.

Not bad for a grab-n-go game.

You mad?

Well, nobody objected, so here's a good story for you: One of our players brought a salad to the meal.

That's right. A salad. I'm not talking about a meatless sandwich like that brie, sauteed onion, tomato, and shredded lettuce with honey mustard on dark rye build we talked about last time- an honest to goodness fucking SALAD. Even worse, she decided she'd make it spinach-based. And I'm not talking about a sandwich or even a CALZONE with a salad side either- the salad was her main course. She just wanted to try something a little different.

Well, we figure she's still new, she'll learn her mistake pretty early and we can just have her re-roll. Besides, if she wants to be a side-dish class all the more power to the rest of us, right?

So the first course of the meal comes up. I'm playing my roast beef build and go for the first bite, but it's no good; my sauce wasn't the right fucking kind to tantalize the foe.(Makes me all the more glad we switched to 4th edition rules.)

So instead of hiding behind us, the salad goes in for the next bite. We all think, well, this will be over quickly.

>exotic ingredients feats
>balsamic vinaigrette
>blue cheese (Gorgonzola)
>cranberries
>CANDIED MOTHERFUCKING WALNUTS

We all thought that shit was worthless but oh my god did she prove us wrong. And she wasn't a minmaxer either; she "Just thought it looked like a fun combination."

She's been welcome at every meal since.

coo/ck/ here
your thread frightens and confuses me
here is a proper food thread:
>>>/ck/2695354

>>14409173
Dude. 2/10 because answering. You know as well as I that this shit was explicitly errata'ed out after the first edition. And it was made because of guys like you with their troll minds, all going like "It says 'in a bread'n'meat sandwich the outside layer consists of bread', so anything I put on the outside is considered bread"

>>14408823

FUCKING WHAT. >>14408675 here, he used an army of those fuckers as minions. HE TOLD US HE WASN'T USING SPLATS. TELL ME THAT'S NOT FROM A SPLATBOOK.

>balsamic vinaigrette
>cranberries
>candied walnuts

>exotic ingredients feats
>exotic

You do realize your sourcebook is about 10 years out of date, right?

>>14409372

Foodstuffs of the Cholesterol Wastes. Uh, Snacks Anathema chapter, if those are what I think they are.

Your KM been lyin'.

>>14409181

>Candied walnuts

Well there you go. Put that on anything and it turns it into an unstoppable juggernaut.

>>14409181

Dude, you can rock a salad no problem. I did a build once with iceberg, avacado, corn, peppers, beans, and motherfucking cilantro. But the best part was when we found the spice cabinet. I was running with a basic vinagrette, but I used the custom dressing rules to make a spicy Mexican dressing. Took me three sessions, but I dropped -3 fat and +7 flavor or some shit. The KM was pissed, but the roast beef player thought it was great.

>becoming ionMa
So, like, a retarded Iron Man?

I'm using the Breakfast Menu supplement and running with a Bacon, Egg and Cheese Muffin. Will my fellow gamers be mad?

My SM won't let me play a goddamn almond butter build, even though it's almost the exact same as a PB build except without the allergy modifier.
I ended up going with a spinach turkey and havarti on panini, but I seriously can't believe they let THAT fly but not almond butter.

>>14409408

To be fair, that is pretty well suited to screw with a health-food team. Take them outside their comfortable, safe aging-hippy-woman-gettogether-menu staple status. Dude gets points for that, so long as it's not *all* he's throwing at them. That'd get tedious.

>>14409441

Depends on what kind of ingredients you're using. Low-cost stuff? No. High-cost fancy cheeses and thick sliced bacon and fresh soft-boiled eggs? Oh yeah, they mad.

>>14409441

Only if you throw hollandaise sauce on it.

...which you really should do anyway, because fuck yeah hollandaise sauce.

>>14409467
I am using some Grated Cheddar because that single packed American Cheese is fucking bad as hell. I DONT have fresh soft boiled eggs, but I have 2 fried ones. And my bacon is thickly sliced. Oh and I have BBQ Sauce. Muffin is pretty standard though.

Still ok? That being said there is a wanker using a Meatball on Italian Herbs Sub with nothing but Meatballs, cheese and jalapeños so I can't be as bad as him can I?

>>14409448

Almond butter's got some dodgy connotations since it got used in the infamous Torta build that pretty much swept SSFTourny2010.

May not have been anything wrong with *your* build, but because it's in a couple edge-case exploitative ones, it's on the KM watchlist. Fucking tournyfags.

Better believe the loophole'll get errata'd out soon enough, but in the meantime, you'll probably just have to live with it.

>mfw people post mfw with no actual face.

Is a pesto chicken melt any good? One of my friends keeps speaking of it was a negative connotation but the garlic subtype seems good to me. What kind of bread should I use?

>>14409542

The jalapenos aren't that great there, their vegetal taste clashes horribly with the MEAT AN' SAUCE. But it looks like he's trying to overload his build, which means he's got a bit of That Guy in him. So you should be okay with what you've got.

>>14409573

>mfw this thread

Can anyone tell me a decent way to work tomatoes into a triple-stack wheat? It's way unbalanced at my current level, but I want to keep the tomatoes for a Marinara upgrade.

Remember the days when you rolled for fridge contents in order, and just made your damn sandwich out of that? Remember all the tables? Me and my boys still keep the dream alive.

On toasted white, scrambled eggs, boloney, bacon, the hot sauce from KFCs, horse radish, mustard, black forest ham, and sliced Tijiuana Mama pickled sausages.

We ran this through Boring Seminar. Kept every man awake thinking about it, for good or ill.

>>14409750

Oh gods. Old school runs can be the bomb, in your case sounds like it was literal. Good thing you weren't being run through Picnic Basket though.

How did you guys deal with the generally high Haughty level of Boring Seminar with those ingredients anyways? Someone make some spectacular Appetizing rolls or did someone take a Hunger Inducing feat?

SUFFER NOT THE VEGANS TO LIVE.

>>14409897
Probably maxed out on Provolone, the Appetizing benefit is insane in the old editions.

God damn, you fucking amerifags and your splat books. Most of the KMs here only run the basic classes - cheese and pickle, tuna mayo, blt, ham or egg and cress.

>>14409173

>>14409063
How can no one have posted this?

I present for your lulz, the Bubble Bass burger.

Completely unplayable? sure. Amusing to roll one? you bet.

forgot my pic >.>

Haven't heard much sandwich spread fantasy recently, is nutella still broken? I really liked playing my savoury bacon/bologna build, but I always felt overshadowed.

>>14411034
They cut Nutella back to reasonable spread levels, but it still has some killer features if you use the Just Desserts expansion.

>>14409750
>you rolled for fridge contents in order, and just made your damn sandwich out of that?
I once rolled mayonnaise six times in a row.
My DM let me just roll around in the tub.
I expected it to suck, but +12 v. arterial and +5 inedible was sick. (Pun intended.)

>>14412164
Did he houserule that into having an edibility factor? Edibility is usually determined by the non-spreads.

> I roll a Peanut Butter and Cheese Canadian Rye Sandwich: one slice toasted, one slice plain.
> Group thinks I'm a unique snowflake fag
> Their faces when I'm the best thing to ever happen to them

>put all points into breadmaking and toasting
>take feats for improved bread quality, and unlimited bread quality, together with the ability to toast my bread on the second
>make the best sandwiches of the group without any ingredients but toasted bread
>problem?

this is far to easy to pull in 3.6 edition, sadly.
My sandwiches actually get worse when I butter them! how does that make any sense

My KM got mad at me for rolling a waffle-icecream-waffle sandwich, but wouldn't tell me why. Any ideas?

>>14412592
what icecream were you using?

Usually I'm hesitant to bring my girlfriend to the gaming table, as she has a habit of making "special snowflake" sandwiches, but I eventually relented. I was DM'ing, but she broke the whole game in a singe session with a recursive ingredient giving her unlimited deliciousness.

She started going through cookbook after cook book, slicing and dicing, then baking and frying all manner of cheesy and piggy goodness. The end result:

>slices of boned and rolled pork
>stuffed with bacon bits
>wrapped in bacon

Pork, wrapped in pork, stuffed with pork. She calls it the Pun Pun.

Call me a hypocrite for using pepper jack, but havarti is fucking cheese!

My favorite build has been a tuna and relish melt (surprisingly, mayo and miracle whip each work really well) using provolone on wide multigrain bread. Sunflower seed bonus included. Been a strong backbone for the other players.

>>14412602
Chocolate, fluffed as chocolate-fudge.

Chicken salad melt on rye. American cheese. Haters gonna hate.

>>14413209
>American cheese

Hater reporting.

Suddenly, Mornington Crescent

>>14412291
The tub is non-spread.
He used the rules for sandwich baggies, and just multiplied it by 4.
Also makes my mayo-man pretty much waterproof too, but how often do you have undersea sandwich campaigns, unless you're playing WW2 "Unterseeboot Butterbrot."

>>14413317
Ugh, ploughman's sandwich? No thanks.

I think I've found the most broken shit ever:

>Toasted subroll
>genoa and prosciutto salami
>provalone cheese
and these last two here are the kicker
>red wine vinegar
>olive oil

Shit is ungodly broken.

My DM won't let me take fucking nutella! Says it's unbalanced, what the fuck

>so I'm relatively new to the system
>make chicken patty on hamburger roll with peppered turkey slice
>try to upgrade with lettuce as soon as I can
>in a town of meat buildings

"WHATCHU KNOW ABOUT COOKING?"

>>14413916

If you're playing Sandwich Spread FANTASY you shouldn't be taking Nuetella, Nuetella is a TL:6 spread, Fantasy only allows TL:4 or lower spreads.

Get with the program!

>>14414201

Dude, have you guys encountered any double kills yet?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpKtarjTvqU

I'm new to making sandwiches, but it looks really fun. Can someone recommend me an easy sandwich to start me and my friends off?

>Cheesesteak
>Provolone (Extra Cheesy Merit)
>Lettuce
>Tomato
>Mayo
>Grilled Onions
>Hot Peppers
>Green Peppers
>Sweet Peppers
>Grilled Mushrooms

>On a toasted bun

I AM DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS

GUYS. I can't believe no one has tried this, but a MEATBREAD HOMEBREW?

Can you imagine?

High level game.
We know the BBEG is going to be huge vegan monstrosity with side salad guards.

I roll a Crazy KIng Combo.
>Black forest ham
>black angus beef
>buffalo chicken
>dark turkey
>Salami
>Bacon
>lettuce, onion, mayo, provolone and pepperjack, and sourdough

When we fought the BBEG I just smiled and said "for every animal you don't eat, I'm going to eat 6!"

how do you guys feel about a creme cake end boss for a one shot picnic basket game?

I need help in Foodcraft40K. I'm running a Taco army and I need to know if it would be within the rules to deploy some burritos as well, since it fits the theme and all.

"In the grimdark future there is only the salad bar."

>>14414632
some people may say they are cheesy, but I recommend nachos as support over burritos

>>14414632
Don't forget a Taco Salad to back those fuckers up
Take extra bean dip as well for shits and giggles

I'm playing an MD leftover turkey sandwich with the stuffing topping variant, What metagravy feats do you guys suggest?

I'm glad they finally released an edition of D&D that didn't cause bitching!

/thread

I use fried roast beef on toasted French bread with mayonnaise, fried onions, lettuce, and muenster cheese.

Going egg and toast heavy, trying to get over the weak cooldown phase by just using my high hot-phase factor.


Anyway, anyone knows where I can get rope for ropemaster (TM)?

>>14412498
Man, get out of here with that nonsense.

Peanut Butter between two toasted waffles here. I know I can get more buffs by taking more fillers, but something about the romantic simplicity of the plain PB just speaks to me.

I've got this dark oat bread, dijon mustard, smoked turkey roll and jarlsberg build I'm thinking of taking to tomorrow's session... thoughts? Should I splurge on a couple of slices of tomato, or will that just kill the whole synergy I've got going?

Lye is overpowered though. You can make a lye roll lutefisk sandwich and win everything.

>>14413916
>Nutella

Bitches don't know about my Nugatti.

awesome thread is still alive :D

pic S.U.B.S. related.

so what's your favourite unerappreciated condiment?

I think chili relish gets too little attention.

>>14417645
>New Petty Bible Fellowship strip
MY GOD.

Anyone else ever realize how you can take a pair of sandwiches if you minimize both? I was playing a pair, one cheese sandwich and one ham. The bonus to overcoming picky eaters is worth the lowered taste on more precise palates

reuben master race reporting in

A WILD GUY APPEARS!

Quick what do you do?