Okay, little dude. We'll go to space.

Technically, everyone on Earth is flying through space at thousands of miles an hour.

Servo skull thread?

>>14684422
>>14684405
I d'awwed

>>14684422
I do believe he's referring to a different kind of space. Rather, the kind inside that other servo skull's cranium.

>>14684405
>>14684422
Dammit, now I want to see drawfaggotry of a Tech Priest taking his Servo Skull for Space Walkies.

I never thought this would actually be appropriate

>>14684480
... So do I.

SPACCCCCCCCCCEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>14684462
Capcha ate my pic. Damnit.

>>14684480
The Machine God wills it.

>>14684480

On it!

Do this dishes first.

tech priests finds glados and aperture what would they do?

>>14684617
Kill ai and start thinking with portals.

D'awwww come on lil guy, lets go for a walk

>>14684628
silly humans you cant kill glados!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJghR7CuxG0

vroom vroom

>>14684646
Sure we can.

It's a secret technique called "Unplug the damned thing then disassemble its compnents"

Sleep tight

Now, what if Void Dragon had GLaDOS' mind?

>>14684617
Either praise her or diagnose her for technical heresy.

>>14684708
god help them thats what! also dat ending song

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dVVZaZ8yO6o

>>14684405
yeah, you are in space, mate

>>14684750
>Wheatley Servo skull

Yes please!

>>14684761
add a chell tech preast to the mix and its perfect

Drawing about 33% complete, folks.

Okay, I admit that if I had a servo skull based on Rick the Adventure Sphere, I'd give 40K a try.

>>14684882

I'm not the best drawfag on /tg/, but here you go, folks.

>>14685021
that sphere was a champ and a half

>>14685118
awesome, saved.

Explorator Cave Johnson reporting.

--== TRANSMISSION RECEIVED==--
--- TRACE CONCURRENT WITH ---
--- LAST KNOWN LOCATION OF---
--- ISF BOREALIS ---

Explorator General Cave Johnson reporting in. We've come across some kind of xenotech we found crammed into a high security vault under a bombed out city. Now none of the boys on our end have any clue what it is, so I've ordered them to suspend it over the drive core until it either melts or activates. I'll get back to you fine folks with the results just as soon as they're finished; unless of course the entire ship goes nova and our souls are sent screaming through the warp.

>>14685431
oh hell yes! do want!

>>14685431
oh Cave Johnson.
"some of you might be wondering why you're blood smells like promethium. Don't worry that is normal. It means the waves we are bombarding into your DNA is working."

what rank would he be in adeptus mechanicus

Cave Johnson is the Fabricator-General.

>>14685431
Proceed...

Servo-Skull vs. 343 guilty spark.
SLAPPERS ONLY
TO THE DEATH

>>14685509
All of them.
All of the ranks.


Ave Imperator and welcome, future Imperial citizen, to the Adeptus Mechanicus heretic reintegration slash heretech testing facility. Now is your chance to redeem yourself in His eyes and advance the cause of humanity! Or maybe just get melted like the rest of control group Epsilon. Those thumbtwiddling fancypants in Administratum probably didn't want me to mention that, but who cares? I'm Cave Johnson and I lay ALL my cards on the table, no matter how bad the hand is! But seriously, the atmosphere in here isn't rated for Oxygen-Nitrogen respiration so I'd move on if I were you.

>>14685592
I want to see cave johnson as a tech preast now

The boys managed to dig up an STC readout for something that takes ordinary silicate based solid matter and converts it into an unknown hybrid material suitable for use as a superconductor. Now, the application of this device may not be clear from the outset, but Ol' Cave Johnson knows a thing or two about archeotech... at least I did before I hooked myself up to that ancient data daemon repository. It seems that SOMEONE never bothered to tell me that it was not, in fact, the Iapetus model ambient image projector we salvaged. Anyway, we'll be using the superconducto-silicathingy as a shower curtain. Another red letter day for the Adeptus Mechanicus!

>>14685592

oh god i read it in his voice

Cave Johnson reporting. It seems some of the boy excavated some tech from the surface of Relis VI. We first thought it might of been some kind of interdimensional refridgerator or at least that's what I thought. Turns out it was a Warp Gateway with no way to shut it down! Ha ha boy was my face red! Incidentally, we are going to need more initiates. Completely

Apparently, converting the ecology of the agri-moon orbiting a major hive world to a nanosyrup production cycle is a crime nowadays, at least in the eyes of the Administratum. But you know what? Screw 'em! No vision, that's what they've got, not like me! Oh no, no one'll ever say Cave Johnson played it safe or wimped out. I tell you, these people. They come to us, fixin to have their doodads and ancient whatnot stitched back together and then dare- they DARE to criticize me when I give it a spit-shine?! Do they know who I am! I'm the guy who's ordering an orbital strike on their hive!

>>14685592
Now remember, something that will get you out of here sooner is willingness to cooperate. Like with testing. Hey, He always says humanity should work together, so why don't you prove you are willing to help Him by helping us?

Now then, the Eldar will be attacking because they might accuse us of holding their wraithbone for ransom. Which is a lie. We are using it for research. Completely different.

more 40k cave johnson!

Cave Johnson makes everything better.

>>14685915
this made me laught hard

Now you might be asking yourself: Cave, just how difficult are these tests? What was in that Am I in danger of being a heretic? Let me answer that question with a question.

Who wants to make sixty thrones? Gelt.

You can also feel free to relax in the waiting room for up to twenty minutes, which is a damn sight more comfortable than the underhive benches most of you were sleeping on when we found you.

For many of you, I realise that sixty thrones is an unprecedented windfall, so don't go spending it all on...

I don't know. Caroline, what do these people buy? Broken chronos? Rag dirt?

So, welcome to Aperture. You're here because we want the best, and you're it. Nope. Couldn't keep a straight face.