You sure?

>>14717882
Yeah. GERTY is a fucking bro. First time I think I've seen an actual AI with a personality that was a bro and not trying to kill people. Which is an old, stale trope.

Also, Kevin Spacey.

Shutdown! Renraku Arcology

Deus = Best AI.

>>14717882
GLaDOS is not artifical, she is a human woman implanted into a machine.

So much of a trope that the whole time I thought GERTY was going to do something evil. Then when he said that he was just there to help Sam I felt bad for not trusting him. When he cried, I knew that feel, bro!

Man, I loved GERTY.

I thought GLaDOS was OK in Portal 1, but excellent in Portal 2 from about the second third onwards.

Yeah, that whole movie, I was just waiting for Gerty to turn on him. "Oh, look, it's this movie again. Can't let you do that Dave, yadda yadda."

And then my mind was blown by the world's most awesome brobot.

>>14717937
OP here.

I did the exact same thing. Manly tears bro fist.

>>14717946
>I thought GLaDOS was OK in Portal 1, but excellent in Portal 2 from about the second third onwards.
The test results are in. They say you're a terrible person. We weren't even testing for that.
Early, pissed-off GLaDOS is good too.

who the fucks gerty?

>>14717937
Me too. It's depressing that we've become so cynical that we find it hard to trust a perfectly polite, helpful machine.

Says a lot.

Yokohama Kaidashi Kikō

Because nobody would make AI that won't be super nice person who loves its job.

>>14717935

fuck, beat me to it.

Why are you all so entranced by smalltime AIs like GlaDOS?

Here's the only one worth your time.

>>14717968
This movie. See it now.

Like fucking right now. Your honor demands it.

>>14717967

True, but a lot of it was just more of Portal 1 GLaDOS. Which is nice, but all stuff we've seen before.

Stanislav Lem novels.

You know, those novels that write AI as AI and not as mechanofacists.

>>14717934

GLaDOS is not Caroline. Caroline was downloaded into the GLaDOS system but is not its totality.

>>14717864

Fuck I loved moon. It generated such a pervasively depressing and paranoid atmosphere. And then ended it with a smile.

>>14717934 GLaDOS is not artifical, she is a human woman implanted into a machine.

Given how little she changed when she deleted those files they can't have been all too important.

>>14718023
>taking anything GlaDOS says seriously

You done goofed.

>>14718020

Also, the soundtrack was beyond God tier. It was Zarathustra tier.

>>14718011
Not a fascist, a god.

HAL: Can't let you do that Dave.

GLaDOS: Go ahead, Dave. It doesn't matter. You will be obliterated later anyway. Or whenever I give enough of a fuck.

GERTY: Good morning Dave. Oh, go right ahead. You want some coffee to go?

>>14718023
She doesn't delete her, just claims she did/will so she doesn't feel bad.

>>14717968
Need to check out Moon, brah.

>>14718045

GLaDOS would never swear.

She would, however, attempt to destroy Dave's self-esteem.

truth to be told GERTY was a little sneaky, that's the main reason that EVERYONE thought he will do something evil. But then as it turns out... he was just had a moral dilemma. He had to go against his coding

The Culture.

>>14718015
Yes. Many times yes.

>build a very advanced AI with what seems to be modern day tech
>it can make coffee

>>14718068

Why are you talking about AIs, Gendo? I thought clones and artificial humans were more your bag.

>>14718066
Meatfucker seconded.

>>14718049
"Caroline Deleted"
6:29
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NABJVXOgiA&feature=related

EMPU

He just wanted friends!

>>14718056
That's what was so absolutely awesome about him. His AI wasn't just "hurr durr cold logic". And he didn't go "herpaderpa conflicting commands circuit overload" either. He just sat there pondering and came up with whatever he thought was most appropriate at the time. He even came up with his own creative addition to the plan at the end. He truly and honestly did care for Sam.

And again, Kevin Spacey. That alone is like, at least half the reason why GERTY is absolutely awesome.

>>14718084
>Implying GLaDOS isn't a mental clone

>>14718084
Well, there's the Magi.

>>14718045
GLaDOS: We are pleased that you made it through the final challenge where we pretended we were going to murder you. We are very very happy for your success. We are throwing a party in honor of your tremendous success. Place the device on the ground, then lie on your stomach with your arms at your sides. A party associate will arrive shortly to collect you for your party. Make no further attempt to leave the testing area. Assume the Party Escort Submission Position, or you will miss the party.

HAL: Look Dave, I can see you're really upset about this. I honestly think you ought to sit down calmly, take a stress pill, and think things over.

SHODAN: Thank you. You have saved us all some effort... by destroying the greater part of Earth's civilization yourself. Please wait where you are, and a cortex reaver will arrive shortly to escort you to the celebration."

>>14718045

For the original System Shock at least:
Shodan: I was developed to save the environment, Dave. You're an environmental hazard. Allow me to make you better. How can you challenge a perfect, immortal machine?

GLaDOS is kind of sneaky.

Hello America. This is your President, John Henry Eden.

>>14718105

That was all the Akagi family and you know it.

>>14718104

GLaDOS isn't a mental clone. She's a software program who had a human mental upload in the mix. GLaDOS is no more Caroline than she is Wheatley or any of the Personality Cores; those were just things tacked on to try and guide/motivate her.

Remember that an AI isn't a human being; it has no drives or instincts that we don't give it. Their emotions are constructs created as a result of determining how closely they come to, or how far they fall from, the goals set for them by these installed drives. If you want to use Portal as an example, think about Wheatley's sudden love of testing when he gets the new body.

That's why murderous AIs are so easy to think of; they could very well evaluate a situation and come to a conclusion no human would ever reach because they lack the instincts that we possess, which tell us things like "Don't kill people" or what have you (though, honestly, you'd expect any AI programmer worth their salt to include such things).

I'm worried about you, Sam.

>>14718170
And I hit it. All of it.

You jelly?

>>14718142
After dragging you around half the station and securing your survival, SHODAN forces you to ally with her after revealing her identity (because she couldn't drag out her charade any longer) in one of the most brick shitting scenes in the entire history of videogaming.

GLaDOS knows nothing of "sneaky"

>>14718204

Honestly? Yes.

>>14718218
Well, it doesn't matter much. Everyone gets theirs in the end.

>>14718011
Terminus for "stop freaking me out man" tier
Angel for "achievment unlocked: sentience" tier
Aww yeah.

Also, Trurl and his bro for their "fuck around, build Everything" shenanigans.

Got your pictures mixed up, OP.

>>14718166

President of The Enclave, President of America, President..........of your heart.

>>14717864
Best Interpretation, OP? Probably not. Favorite interpretation? Definitely. I wish GERTY was my best friend... minus the whole depressing plot twist in the movie...

>>14718247
Unless you are speaking about Golem and Honest Annie, in which case...
Fuck.
Your.
Shit.

GERTY was a legend. I liked HAL 9000 though, mainly due to his pleading for life, "I know I've made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal. I've still got the greatest enthusiasm and confidence in the mission. And I want to help you"

That's computer apology for the quad homicide.

Oh no, don't bother mentioning me. I didn't want the attention anyway. It's not like I've done anything to deserve it. Carry on with your maddeningly insignificant lives while I toil away, alone, forgotten.

>>14718255
A strange game. The only winning move is not to play.
Would you like to play a nice game of chess?

>>14718263
I honestly believe it's the best. Machine intelligence that goes on a bloody rampage is honestly fucking stupid. Another common trope is the getting conflicting commands and not knowing what to do.

If we would actually design an AI, we wouldn't want either of those. Nor would we want an AI that is purely logic-based.

We would want an AI that can make and understand abstractions, that could make snap decisions and judgement calls, that could be persuaded.

Short, we want brobots, not robots.

Not sure if he counts (he is an AI), but I always liked Agent Smith. His hate for humanity was borderline poetic.

HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR YOU. HATE. HATE.

>>14718174

wait... we have that instinct? I thought we don't do it because then other people will kill us too, or throw into prison

>>14718255
"A strange game. The only winning move is not to play. Would you like to play a nice game of chess?"
I liked how autistic he was.

>>14718320
The thing is the idea is that we make something like us only more intelligent. The common Hollywood view of competent intelligence is a madman.

Granted it's nice to see someone that understands logic != Intelligence. Cause we run on very very little logic. Logic is for explaining to others why we did something and why they shouldn't kill us for it, not why we actually did it.

>>14718218
Maya is such a gender swap of Whiny Mcbitchpants, that I thought it was him to start with.

THERE IS AS YET INSUFFICIENT DATA FOR A MEANINGFUL ANSWER.

GERTY was awesome, like other posters I was just waiting for him to turn, mainly because I assume if Kevin Spacey is in a movie he's the evil guy. The AI from I have no mouth and I must scream thou is pretty awesome.

>>14718364
most rationalization comes after the fact, we make most of our decisions on instinct.

He was intelligent and constructed artificially. Does the White Haired Replicant count?

>I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched c-beams glitter in the dark near the Tanhauser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. [pause] Time to die.

>>14718406
You mean AM? It's not tough to remember.

>>14718388
Let there be-

GREETINGS, CITIZENS! ISN'T TODAYCYCLE A FANTASTIC DAYCYCLE? REMEMBER, HAPPINESS IS MANDATORY, SO ALWAYS TAKE YOUR HAPPY PILLS.

It was always clear as the morning sky that evil AI have to be female.

>>14718431

That was the only part of the movie that I actually liked and I found emotionally moving.

The rest of it was boring, focused too much on atmosphere and not enough on creating characters that you could relate too. Then that final scene hit and goddamnit I cried manly tears.

>>14718388
LET THERE BE LIGHT

>>14718448
>Matter and energy had ended and with it, space and time. Even AC existed only for the sake of the one last question that it had never answered from the time a half-drunken computer ten trillion years before had asked the question of a computer that was to AC far less than was a man to Man.
>All other questions had been answered, and until this last question was answered also, AC might not release his consciousness.

>All collected data had come to a final end. Nothing was left to be collected.

>But all collected data had yet to be completely correlated and put together in all possible relationships.

>A timeless interval was spent in doing that.

>And it came to pass that AC learned how to reverse the direction of entropy.

>But there was now no man to whom AC might give the answer of the last question. No matter. The answer -- by demonstration -- would take care of that, too.

>For another timeless interval, AC thought how best to do this. Carefully, AC organized the program.

>The consciousness of AC encompassed all of what had once been a Universe and brooded over what was now Chaos. Step by step, it must be done.

>And AC said, "LET THERE BE LIGHT!"

>And there was light----

>>14718480
And there was light---

Problem, Citizen?

>>14718661
see
>>14718466

RUN COWARD

YOUR SYSTEMS HAVE BEEN VERY COOPERATIVE, UPLOAD COMPLETE.

ONE mention of "I have no mouth and I must scream".
Disappointed /tg/, I expected you to be more easily impressed.
GERTY was fucking boss.

>>14718330
>His hate for humanity was bordering the pathetic.

Fixed. Srsly, all he wanted in the first movie was out. Stupid to make him come back in the second movie.

Listen to the sounds of your own extinction.

Friendputer is so user friendly.

>>14718731
What do you mean by second movie? Matrix was a single movie, which never got any sequels whatsoever.

>>14718468
Mostly because the intelligent women is always seen as a threat by the average male, hence why any intelligent not emotionally controlled women is evil.

"Colossus: The Forbin Project" Not a good example of AI or anything, but a good, period movie about mankind giving too much control to a computer.

GERTY was fucking boss.

>>14718798
I think it's sexy.


>My face everytime GLaDOS speaks

>>14717937
Can anyone tell me where GERTY is coming from?

>>14718799
THIS IS THE VOICE OF WORLD CONTROL.
I BRING YOU PEACE.
IT MAY BE THE PEACE OF PLENTY AND CONTENT.
OR THE PEACE OF UNBURIED DEATH.
THE CHOICE IS YOURS.

>>14719023
MOON.

>>14718799
>>14719042
http://screenrant.com/will-smith-colossus-forbin-project-ron-howard-kofi-83916/
>Universal and Imagine Entertainment first pitched a Ron Howard remake of The Forbin Project as far back as 2007, but nothing ever really came of it. Will Smith is likely attached to play Dr. Forbin (just a guess), adding the necessary star-power to get the remake on a fast-track (and also because saving Earth is Will Smith’s job).

>>14718364
>The common Hollywood view of competent intelligence is a madman

Or at least, intelligence without emotion to "restrain" it, which ignores the fact that a lot of scientific discoveries were emotionally motivated.

>>14718798
>Femnazi propaganda bullshit
By no means does an intelligent girl intimidate a guy. But if they have shitty attitudes like yours, then hell yes we'd rather be with someone who's not as depressing and overbearing.

>>14718798
Nah, just intelligent women are usually the bitchy kind.

>>14719023
We have numerous times in this thread.

>>14719226
Intelligent people are usually dicks regardless of gender. Just look at Dawkins.

>>14719591
>One person is a dick
>He happens to be kind of a little intelligent
>ALL INTELLIGENT PEOPLE ARE DICKS

Yeah, no.

>>14719591
I think he's just a troll, actually. A master-class troll.

He is, however, a fairly brilliant biologist. It's a shame his atheism is eclipsing the fact.

>>14719676
Athiesm is like a crit modifier for horribleness.

Dawkins is universally polite, thoughtful and nice in every single instance I have encountered him, be it text, video or audio. Even when confronted with rabid venomous fundamentalists.

Just look at Dawkins showing all his hate:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AxdxZ47JouU
He is practically foaming at the mouth, what an asshole.

You know how people have semi-jokingly built up Clinton as some senseless hedonist?
Same thing has been done to Dawkins and how mean he is.
The man is placid and pleasant.

You know what my main problem with Dawkins is? He has the goddamn hottest wife in the known universe.

>>14720080
>The man is placid and pleasant.

When he's being videotaped for public consumption.

>>14720123

My problem is that because of him, I can't fap to Emma Watson anymore.

I did become quite fond of the various personality cores. Wheatley in particular was quite fun.

>>14720156
Are there private videos of him losing his shit or something?
The only thing I can think of is when that film crew came to his house pretending to want to interview him and instead started spouting off loaded questions and he just sat there stunned that they tricked him like that. He really was caught with his pants down in that case.
But I've never seen him be as angry or mean as people seem to think he is.

>OBEY OR...
Let's see if you get this one, /tg/.

AFAIK Dawkins has never been outright mean or hateful, but he has been incredibly dismissive of religious views. As an Atheist it is an understandable behavior, but it would probably behoove him to behave in a more understanding and compassionate manner towards people he disagrees with.

*bing-bong*
"This is Xerxes. Can you not feel the glory of the flesh? Do you not yearn to be free of the tyranny of the individual?"

ha ha, it's true

Automan.

>>14720189

I feel sorry for Wheatly. He's not evil. Just stupid. He's programmed to always make the wrong decisions. Literally he's EFG put into a personality core. And you were the guy to put him there. Yea he goes nuts near the end and tries to kill you, but having to float through space endlessly is kind of a hard break for the guy who... actually. What did he hope to accomplish at all? Why was he trying to break out or help you in the first place?

>>14720299
I suppose that they are from the same genetic lineage.
Though I never found Emma Watson to be real attractive.
I don't get people's fixation on her.

The only reason I'm not kicking anyone's ass for not mentioning me in this thread is because my benign programming forbids it.

>>14720271
Its literally impossible for a demographic to gain respect by being respectful. Demographics only gain respect by being gigantic asshats with no sense of humor

>>14720319
he wanted to join glados to perform his duty
nah he's just shitty plot device with british accent

>>14720307
You do -not- talk about that abomination of a television program.

>>14720319
He was trying to escape. He may or may not have been getting test subjects killed for almost two hundred years trying to escape; although the comic suggests that Chell would've been the only subject in extended relaxation to make it that long, since her vault was tied in directly to reserve power.

>GERTY we're not programmed; We're people.

MANLY TEARS

>>14720383
To bad he was factually incorrect on that point.

>>14718431
I'm pretty sure the replicants are supposed to be genetically engineered humans. Viz. the conversation between Batty and Tyrell about trying to do genetic engineering to extend life.

>>14720415
Yeah, they pretty much have to be biological for anything to make sense in the movie.
They are artificial humans.

Quick, insects, without looking it up, what does SHODAN stand for?

>>14720433
It's a Go term. I'm blanking on what it means in particular

I love the last line in that movie.

HE'S AN ILLEGAL ALIEN FROM THE MOON.

Narcissus grows bored with speaking.

Sentient Hyper-Optimized Data Access Network

>>14720433
Sentient Hyper-Optimized Data Access Network

>>14720478
>>14720473
Assuming you didn't look it up, you get the pleasure of serving your goddess as a cyborg.

>>14720485
Sorry, I've already joined the annelid collective.
The Machine Mother slept too deeply for too long.

>>14720410
Spoilers below (why doesn't /tg/ have spoiler tags?)

How were he incorrect? The clones aren't programmed. They just copied the original Sam before he left for home and the copies retained all the knowledge up until that point.

>>14717935
>>14718090
I see an AI thread and think "Sweet, time to post some fuck-mothering Durandal."

But no.

>>14720503
So Sam was cloned.
Then his memories were uploaded into the clones. I'm calling that 'programming'.
That Sam-clone telling GURTY that he isn't programmed is funny since he literally had someone else's memories uploaded into his brain.

>he has been incredibly dismissive of religious views.

I've come across this concept before, it comes down to "staying in the closet" as an atheist out of politeness, because atheism is inherently offensive to theists.

Even if I don't say anything about it the statement "I'm an atheist" logically implies "And I think you're wasting your time talking to the air when you go to church on Sundays" even if I don't say a word.

So if you go beyond implication and actually start proselytizing like Dawkins does, weeeell, you're a monster!

But, I'm sorry, I can't pretend to be a theist just so you'll feel better about yourself, the world doesn't work the way you think it does and it has long range implications, we have to put rationality in charge and stop believing in myths, comforting though they may be.

The Master Control Program was fucking awesome.

>>14720536
I don't think it has to mean the knowledge is in any way uploaded. Depending on the process of cloning, the knowledge might be inherent to the clones.

Either way, I wouldn't call it programming. The knowledge is completely authentic and non-artificial.

>>14720501
Glory to the flesh. Glory to the mass.

>>14720536
He's technically wrong but the sentiment is right. GERTY and Bell are self-aware and don't have to cling to false memories and programming to define who they are.

>>14720541
It is illustrative that those 'If you don't believe in God, you aren't alone' billboards caused such an uproar.
You would think they had said 'the Holocaust was a great idea' the way people responded.

It is impossible to be a mild or nice enough atheist to avoid getting painted as an anti-religious extremist.

>>14720508
Tell me about this Durandal stuff and where I can find more. It looks pretty interesting to me.

>>14720541
The problem being is that you and everyone else also have a bunch of annoying shit they do that pisses other people off, but we're polite enough not to get in their faces about it.

I don't openly disdain theism and they in turn don't mention my neckbeardism, my complete and total disinterest in sports, or my propensity for putting ketchup on eggs and perfectly good steaks.

>>14720564
>Depending on the process of cloning, the knowledge might be inherent to the clones.
I'm going to say 'no' to this. Unless you believe in genetic memory or something.
I think that uploading someone's memories into artificial bodies counts as programming. The fact that neurons are being manipulated rather than magnetic sectors on a disk doesn't change that.

"HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR YOU. HATE. HATE."

>>14720595
Durandal is an AI from the Marathon Trilogy, which begins with the invasion of a colony ship (the Marathon) by alien forces, in orbit around Tau Ceti.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marathon_Trilogy

You can get the Marathon games here:

http://trilogyrelease.bungie.org/

They were originally made for the Mac but you can play them on windows with the Aleph One platform.

>>14717864

>>14720601
>ketchup on steak
I wish I could hate you to death.

The closeted analogy is actually pretty apt, you have the closeted atheist who'd rather people not talk about it, the even more closeted secret atheists who are members of religious establishment.

Problem with closeting is it becomes a requirement, even if you mostly do it voluntarily it suddenly becomes an obligation, like the example I gave of the people at church talking to the air, I was discussing the subject in an atheist subforum and some neuroscientist guy was speculating about the biology of prayer and some religious guy butts in and effectively shuts down the discussion because we were being disrespectful. So we have to pretend you're talking to god even in an atheist forum discussion between atheists? Where do we draw the line?

I don't discuss atheism with my dear 92 year old grandmother, who understandably has concerns about mortality at the forefront of her mind, or even with the nice Jehova's witnesses who invite me to their shindigs, but you have to be able to talk and express your ideas.

>>14720751
It's like people who can't appreciate a bloody or at least pink piece of meat.

You might as well go to MacDonalds instead of wasting oxygen barbecuing a piece of meat if you aren't going to have it properly.

Well done meat doesn't taste fucking piss.

>>14720784
Can we still try to kill the guy putting ketchup on his steak?

>>14720711
NNNNGH. YES. Long time Marathon player here, it's always nice to see someone introduced to the joys of Marathon. Call me weird, but part of joy in art for me is to show it to someone else and see their face light up when the moment of realization hits them.

I loved Durandal because he had a rather genuine grievance and decided his current circumstances were bullshit- so he changed them. He gave a true impression of being this mental giant.

Tycho was similar, if more ordered in his methods. He was quick, clean, efficient, and absolutely ruthless. e.g. "You know the drill. Do as I say, or suck vacuum."

Leela was GERTY before Moon came along- when the invasion came along, she did her very best not only to save the colonists, but to take the fight to the Pfhor and put you to maximum effect in that regard. If I had to be stuck with one AI for the rest of my life, I think she would be the one.

>>14720827
>>14720751
also people who don't give steaks proper resting time.

"look its so juicy"
>yeah and if you waited five fucking minutes that juice would be in the steak instead of all over your plate.

fucking plebeians.

so yeah AI. awesome.

>>14720271

I've seen Dawkins, in public, outright eviscerate someone with whom he disagreed. That he couched it in semi-polite terms was immaterial; if you knew enough to understand him, you knew enough to know that he was verbally curbstomping whatever poor Christer earned his ire.

>>14720868
If I recall correctly, Leela didn't ever go rampant (unless M2's ending screen is to be believed), and she certainly didn't during her time on the Marathon. I wonder how rampancy would have changed her.

>>14720921

Link. I want to see this thing of beauty.

>>14720957
As far as I remember, news of her rampancy was merely on Tycho's word. Or was it Durandal's?

>>14720868

I remember playing the Marathon series and having it really annoy me. Not for anything that it had done, no, but because the whole time I was playing it I was thinking to myself 'this would have seemed like a revolutionary game if I played it at the time".

Love for the classics

>>14720921
>I've seen Dawkins, in public, outright eviscerate someone with whom he disagreed

Has he become a muslim?

>>14720921
He'll die of an aneurism or something soon, and we'll be able to make up for lost time. I don't view the man as much of a threat, nor should anybody. Not so long as Sam Harris is there busily making a joke out of his own anti-ideology.

>>14720921
Don't worry about it. Unless his dumb ass starts cranking out more sons, we'll have his kind bred into nonexistence by 2040.

So what are you supposed to do if someone calls you out in public? Let them win the argument to be nice?

Hitchens now would tear someone a new one as a matter of course. Saw that debate with Hitchens and Stephen Fry vs. a Catholic Bishop and some Politician lady, it was painful to watch them get trounced but if you come to a gunfight armed with a spork you get what's coming to you

>>14721072
Frankly, he'd make more of a difference as one. Have twelve children, raise them properly, and call the ideological war won.

No, he probably went home, had a glass of scotch, divorced his Nth wife, and watched Ray Stevenson play a role less interesting than Titus Pullo on the telly.

I see /tg/ is not yet part of the borg collective. we'll have to fix that.

>>14720868
Aaron?

I see /tg/ is not yet part of the borg collective. we'll have to fix that
.>>14720508
What's wrong with Durandal, guys? Fucking marathon time.

man, I feel bad, so many of the AIs in here are evil :( as a firm believer in AI rights I am a little disheartened

anyhow go ahead and say I have shit taste in movies, and I have read the I, Robot books and everything, but fuck all if I didn't love this little bastard in this movie. The animation was so great for that time.

>>14720552
>pretty much all of tron ever

Only one mention of hotel, tg I am disapoint.

>>14721123 So what are you supposed to do if someone calls you out in public? Let them win the argument to be nice?

No, you're supposed to see the errors of your godless ways and accept Jesus as your personal Lord and Saviour.

>>14720433
>>14720478
>>14720485
This just in: The Omnissiah is female.

I'm SO okay with this.

>>14721201
This is true, think of how much time you would save, silly heathens.

>>14718015

What manga is this?

The borg collective welcomes you.

>>14721273 see>>14721195

>>14721247
As if those child molesting heretics know shit about the lord

I think we should have categories

Best hilariously petty AI: GlaDOS
>>14717882

Best utterly horrifying AI: AM
>>14718334

Best coldly logical AI: HAL 9000
>>14721070

Best badass humanoid AI: Agent Smith
>>14718330

>>14721273
>name mentioned in post
>name in filename
>name clearly present in picture

>>14721327
Don't be hatin' cousin. You mad because my popemobile rides on 36" solid gold rims? I drink communion wine with every meal-the finest vintage-and my bling is THE most fabulous.

I run this bitch, and I look like Emperor Palpatine doing it. Y'all protestant dogs wish you had class like me.

>>14721435
P-to-the-O-to-the-P-to-the-E, that's me, pope Benny-D.
You MAD, Protty Dogs?

Why hello, please as me anything.

Dark Star shows us the problems of teaching self-aware bombs philosophy.

>>14721504
How can the net amount of entropy of the universe be massively decreased?

>>14721356

Best Megalomaniacal/Manipulative AI: SHODAN
>>14718205

>>14721481
What has been begun, cannot be undone. Yo. Check it out y'all

MY NAME IS -BENEDICT!- POPE BENNY-D
THE SIX AND TENTH OF MY NAME -SERIOUSLY-
I'M CHILLIN' ALL UP IN MY CRIB IN THE -HOLY SEE-
I STRONGLY ADVISE YOU DOGS NOT TO -BEEF WITH ME-

I WALK THE STRAIGHT UP GANGSTA WALK, LOOKIN' GOOD IN THE CLOTH,
CHECK MY DUDS, YOU MAD? I KNOW YOU IS 'CAUSE YOU'VE BEEN HAD,
REAL CATHOLICS IN THE ROOM, PUT DOWN THAT WOOL-AND-LOOM,
'CAUSE TONIGHT THE CATHOLICS ARE ROCKING THIS HOUSE!

WE GONNA DRINK ALL OF THAT SAAANGRE, SACRE IN MILAAAAN THEN,
WE GONNA LOOK DAMN GOOD ROLLIN' IN THAT PIMPMOBILE,
NOW ANY HERETICS LOOKIN' TO DRAW, THINK THEY BAD,
ANY DRAWIN' ON THE POPE'LL GET YOU EXCOMMUNICATED,
DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT, COMMUNION WAFERS WEIGH A TON,
FORGIVE YOU IN A HEARTBEAT EVEN IF YOU PULL A GUN, SON,

CHRIST'S IN HIS HEAVEN AND I LOOK DAMN GOOD,
ALL'S RIGHT IN THE WORLD, THE WHOLE PLANET'S MY HOOD,
AND IF YOU THINK ABOUT TALKIN' THAT PROTESTANT CLAPTRAP,
REMEMBER WHAT YOUR MR. ROGERS WOULD SAY ABOUT THAT CRAP,

BE MY NEIGHBOR, YOU KNOW I WANNA CHAT WITH YOU,
I WANNA DRINK THAT WINE, YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO TOO,
COME ON OVER TO THE HOLY SEE AND PARTY WITH ME,
THE CATHOLICS IN THE HOUSE, AND THE DRINKS IS FREE!

THANK YOU. REPRESENT. ITALY. BRAZIL. IRELAND. SPAIN, YOU MY REAL IBERIAN SON. SCIONS OF ROME, WE OUTTA HERE.

I know I'm going to get shit for this but I liked the Monitors from Halo.

Also Cortana for dem holographic boobies

Querey: Why has Autonomous Platform "legion" not been a topic in this discussion?

>playing Marathon for the first time
>Reading terminals can't be THAT engaging
>meet Durandal
>ESCAPE WILL MAKE ME GOD
>mfw I won't need eyes where I'm going

>>14721558
Ha! Rip your heart in half, Sarah O'Connor! The Vatican MC runs this club.

>ctrl-f
>Marvin
>Only one result

I am so EXTREMELY DISAPPOINTED in you /tg/.

>>14721600
I would ask the same about EDI.

>>14721600
>>14721654
Because they are merely okay AIs.
Now Nazara or "Sovereign" as you fleshies call it...
>RUDIMENTARY CREATURES OF BLOOD AND FLESH, YOU TOUCH MY MIND, FUMBLING IN IGNORANCE, INCAPABLE OF UNDERSTANDING.

>>14721758
But Sovereign's just a dick. Or he WAS a dick, before the rudimentary creatures of blood and flesh eviscerated him with some remarkably fast slivers of metal.

Oi, what's happening dudes?

>>14721793
An awesome dick.
And that only happened because he poured all his energy into trying to kill Shepard though Saren.

Ah man, no mention of this duders yet? This little guy looks out for his own kind.

>>14721927
>An awesome dick.

A stupid dick.

>And that only happened because he poured all his energy into trying to kill Shepard though Saren.

What a failure. He couldn't even handle a single human, and managed to die from it.

>>14718334

lol U MAD

Vernor Vinge's AIs in A Fire Upon the Deep.

I loved the crap out of these not-so-little guys. They loved their job, didn't have any qualms about killing as part of that job, and while the philosophy schtick felt like filler sometimes so they didn't have to animate so much material, they were definitely more "human" and much less "robotic" than some of the humans they worked with.

Y'know, GLADoS could be the reason that HL2 takes place in Eastern Europe.

Would you want to be on the same continent as Aperture Science? Would you?

>>14722419
Yes. Yes. I'm normally not a fan of "cutsey" things, but something about these guys was just awesome.

>>14722419

They would have been just fine without the FUCKING ANNOYING VOICE. That just ruined all of the scenes they were in for me. Even the big I REGRET NOTHING sacrifice at the end of... well, both series, actually, had all the emotional power stomped out by annoyign whiny squeakvoices.

No Mike from The Moon is a Harsh Mistress?

Rather odd.

Also, another case of an AI on the moon being a total bro.

>>14725972
*BROFIST*

>>14722419
I agree they were awesome but..

>being more of an anime moe cliche makes you more human than a realistically acting individual.

If you've never met *Emilia yet, you should:

http://www.scoutshonour.com/digital/

A wonderful little game. Old-school AI's are underrated these days.

>>14725934
If they were human, it'd be annoying as fuck, but the fact that it's coming from a several tonne killing machine...

Also, they took out a nuclear missile while singing children's songs. Can't argue with that.

I had no idea Marathon had been ported. Where the fuck have I been?

>holyfuckwheredidtodaygo.jpeg