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    11 KB TALES OF THE EMPERASQUE Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 04/29/11(Fri)22:13 No.14758537  
    http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/14745454/
    >>14758285
    GET IN HERE
    >> Anonymous 04/29/11(Fri)22:15 No.14758553
    Continue, please.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/11(Fri)22:18 No.14758569
    You are my second favorite writefag right now.

    One question though: The Tarrasque is the embodiment of the world's spirit, or something like that, right? Wouldn't every world have one?

    >tens of millions of tarrasques

    This could get ugly.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/11(Fri)22:19 No.14758576
    >>14758569
    Misspelled Awesome there
    >> Anonymous 04/29/11(Fri)22:19 No.14758579
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    You gonna post more?

    Oh Boy!

    Oh Boy !

    Oh Boy!
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 04/29/11(Fri)22:22 No.14758596
    Yeah, working on a new bit right now.
    spoiler: Lion El'Jonson is MAD hung over.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/11(Fri)22:23 No.14758603
    archive up for this thread
    http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/14758537/
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 04/29/11(Fri)22:26 No.14758622
    ...Well, that's AWESOME, pre-emptory archival!


    In the final, waning hours of the life of the Horus Heresy, no legion escaped unscathed. All eighteen of the surviving twenty legions had either gone over to Chaos or broken, save the Ultramarines. By the time of the Thirteenth Black Crusade, none of the loyal Primarchs remained, unscathed. Three were dead, in fact: Dorn, Sanguinius, and Manus. The others vanished or fell in battle after the fact: Gulliman, his throat cut; Corax, Vulkan, and Russ entered the Eye, and Jaghatai and The Lion simply disappeared.
    Disappeared, however, does not mean died.
    In the tumbling rocks of Caliban, overseen by the Watchers in the Dark, lay Lion El’Jonson, still comatose, but fully healed, after his climactic battle with Luther. Only Luther himself and the Watchers knew of this secret…aside from the Emperor.
    The empty caverns below the citadel of the Dark Angels bent, folded, and popped as the massive Emperor stepped forth. The purple flash illuminated dark corners of the chamber that had probably not seen daylight since the planet was sundered thousands of yeas ago. The Emperor looked around and sighed. “LOOKS LIKE I HAVE SOME WORK TO DO.”
    Above, in the fortress-monastery, the Angels were thrown into a panic. “What do you MEAN there’s a psyker signal from the Rock?” Sammael roared at the hapless Librarian.
    “I…mean what I said, brother, there is someone down there. Someone with a psychic power that is horrifyingly vast,” the Librarian answered contritely.
    Azrael, master of the Secrets, leader of the Dark Angels, strode into the room in fury. “What in the name of the Golden Throne,” he began without a trace of irony, “is going on in MY monastery?”
    >> Anonymous 04/29/11(Fri)22:32 No.14758672
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    fucking bumping this for greatest of justice
    >> Anonymous 04/29/11(Fri)22:35 No.14758686
    EPIC

    You must include Alpharius and Cypher as being the masterminds behind this plot. IT SHALL BE GLORIOUS!
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 04/29/11(Fri)22:38 No.14758710
    >>14758686
    Alpharius...heh. We'll see.
    Cypher? You bet.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/11(Fri)22:44 No.14758745
    moar!
    >> Anonymous 04/29/11(Fri)22:46 No.14758759
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    F5ing with the force of a wrathful god
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 04/29/11(Fri)22:48 No.14758779
    Sammael spun to face him. “Brother, there is a psychic signal emanating from the places where the Watchers in the Dark go to die. Something is down there.”
    Azrael buried his face in his hands. “I gathered that. I have ordered what few elements of the Deathwing remain here to gather, and prepare for an excursion into the Rock.”
    “Let me save you the trouble,” a rasping voice said.
    Azrael and the other two men in the room spun about –a sight to see in power armor – to face a ragged old man, leaning on the wall, nursing his head. He was surrounded by a rapidly dispersing purple mist, and his free hand was blocking out the light in the room. Azrael gaped.
    “…Master El’Jonson?”
    The old man nodded slowly, then winced at the evident pain that caused him. “Yes…yes, brother Azrael, it is I. I confess I have been away for a time. I recall this world having trees when last I was here.”
    The Librarian sank to knees, overcome with emotion. Sammael slowly raised his gauntleted hands to cover his gaping mouth. Azrael, however, recovered his composure, looking grim. “Ah…Master El’Jonson…the Vault…it is not refilled.”
    The Lion sighed and gingerly stood upright once more. “I can not tell you much much of a fuck I do not give, brother.” Azrael gasped aloud.
    “But…Master, it was ever the duty of the Keeper of the Truth to fill the Vault-”
    “-In the event that I did not return, brother,” El’Jonson said, keeping his voice level and free of censorship with a grand effort. “I quite clearly have.” He grinned faintly. “Don’t look so disappointed.”
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 04/29/11(Fri)22:53 No.14758822
    Sammael slowly turned to face his Chapter Master. Azrael looked utterly crushed, certainly not how he should have looked upon finding out that his Master had returned. El’Jonson must have grasped Sammael’s confusion, for he sank down the steel chair fitted to the wall behind him, and stared at the floor below him, as if seeing where he had nearly had his head caved in by Luther ten thousand years prior. Before he could explain however, a massive noise from beyond the chamber walls heralded the Deathwing. The first of the Terminator-clad giants entered the room in a rush, already speaking. “Lord Azrael, we have drawn together what lingers here of the First Compa…who the hell is that guy?”
    Sammael turned to the Terminators, suppressing a smirk. “Can you not see that he is Lion El’Jonson himself, returned to us?”
    The Terminator Captain glanced at the withered old man, the still-prostrate Librarian, Azrael, who looked to be on the verge of tears, and finally Sammael, who had failed entirely to suppress the smirk. “You’re shitting me, aren’t you? You’re so full of shit, your eyes are brown.”
    >> Anonymous 04/29/11(Fri)22:58 No.14758858
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    Kudos to you, Someone else. The internet can learn from your awesome.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 04/29/11(Fri)23:00 No.14758884
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    >>14758858
    I've often thought so myself, old fellow.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/11(Fri)23:03 No.14758909
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    Goddamn I never expected this thread to become this utterly AMAZING. Keep the writefaggotry flowing!
    >> Anonymous 04/29/11(Fri)23:03 No.14758911
    >>14758822
    You’re shitting me, aren’t you? You’re so full of shit, your eyes are brown
    HOLY FUCK NEVER LAUGHED HARDER!!!
    >> Anonymous 04/29/11(Fri)23:05 No.14758919
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    YES! You must write more, for the glory of the Emperasque!

    TARRASQUE DOMINATUS!
    >> Anonymous 04/29/11(Fri)23:06 No.14758924
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    >mfw I'm tired, about to go to bed, then I see this awesome shit
    Screw you.
    Just

    fuck
    >> I listened listened to sentai fighting music while I wrote this Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 04/29/11(Fri)23:06 No.14758927
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    “As I was saying,” El’Jonson said loudly, then immediately looked to regret it, placing a hand on his forehead, “ah, blast, that stings like a mother’s bitch…Azrael, you have executed your task ably, but the time for further adherence to the Truth is concluded. I have returned to complete the role I abandoned when I lost to Luther.”
    Azrael, among the most feared Space Marines in all the galaxy, slowly slumped his shoulders and nodded. “…Okay.”
    The Lion shook his head again, and managed to keep from wincing. “The Emperor already filled me in on what has transpired. Not all of your…actions thus far have been…meritous, brother. Believe me, though, I would rather return from the vast sleeping death of the Rock to find you darkened than dead.”
    He turned to Sammael, who was looking rather startled at that pronouncement, hastened to explain. “The Truth, brother, the fact the position of Truth Keeper was created to protect, was that I swore to the Emperor, as I lay dying in the Rock, to fill the Vault of the Watchers with the geneseed of The Fallen, and should I awake before the last of the Fallen are killed, then my oath has been broken.”
    The Terminator Captain visibly stiffened at those words, and Azrael shuddered. El’Jonson let the mood hang in the air for a few seconds before smiling. “That said, I have been released from the Oath by our new Emperor. Actually,” he said off-handedly, ignoring the horrified gasps of the assembled Deathwing, “I guess he’s the same Emperor with a new body. Ah well, same thing, really. The teeth will take some getting used to.”

    >azrael's face when
    >> Anonymous 04/29/11(Fri)23:09 No.14758954
    >>14758822
    >>14758779
    Glorious.
    Love your stories, hard to find words, or pictures to describe my undying love for you. (didIoverdoit?IthinkIdid)

    On a side note, I wish all Terminator Captains were like this.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 04/29/11(Fri)23:11 No.14758980
    >>14758954
    Don't we all, really? I wonder if I should involve the fact that the Termie Captain is wearing a piece of the Emperor's armor...
    Nah, too contrived.
    THE EMPERASQUE REQUIRES NO ARMOR
    >> Anonymous 04/29/11(Fri)23:20 No.14759060
    BUMP

    FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPERORASQUE
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 04/29/11(Fri)23:20 No.14759066
    >>14758927
    ...Why did I say listened twice?
    Ah, well. Here's what the High Lords are up to.

    4-011-001-M42
    *The meeting of the High Lords of Terra continued unabated, with twelve of the nineteen most powerful humans in the galaxy debating long into the night. Finally, the chair [presently the Grand Marshal Provost] calls the meeting to final order.
    Provost: Gentlemen, under the circumstances I see no further value in lingering here. We have decided. We shall appear before the commoners and let them know a select slice of the truth: the Emperor lives on, but has journeyed to fight the Great Enemy with their own weapons.
    Ecclesiarch: This is madness, I tell you! There will be riots in the streets!
    Charter Captain: He’s not wrong. Perhaps we shouldn’t mention the part about “their own weapons.” I mean, the commoner hears “Great Enemy,” they hear “weapons,” they’re going to think “demons.” Do we want them to think the Emperor is consorting with demons? No matter how factual?
    Provost *angry grunt*: You solution is no better, Captain.
    Lord High Admiral: Then it is decided. We should perform the address, promptly.
    *horrible shriek, Paternoval Envoy, Grand Master Astropath, and Astronomican Master double over, bellowing in agony*
    Lord Commander Militant: What?! What is going on?!
    Assassinorum Grand Master: ARGH! My…my head…something is coming…something terrifying! Something UNHOLY!...Gaaah, my head…
    *purple flash of light from center of conference table*
    UNKNOWN: BEHOLD, SENATORS. I RETURN.
    *crunching noise as conference table breaks under the unknown beings’ weight, catching Charter Captain’s augmetic leg in the process. Captain shrieks and begins throwing sparks*
    UNKNOWN: OH. SORRY. GUESS I DON’T KNOW MY OWN STRENGTH.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/11(Fri)23:24 No.14759098
    >>14758980
    INDEED.
    ALL HE REQUIRES IS HIS MANLY EMPERASQUE CHIN.
    AND FOUL-MOUTHED TERMINATOR CAPTAINS.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/11(Fri)23:24 No.14759104
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    >>14759066
    >BEHOLD, SENATORS. I RETURN.

    mfw
    >> Anonymous 04/29/11(Fri)23:27 No.14759126
    >*crunching noise as conference table breaks under the unknown beings’ weight, catching Charter Captain’s augmetic leg in the process. Captain shrieks and begins throwing sparks*

    Oh god. Your whole story is worthy of drawfaggotry.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 04/29/11(Fri)23:33 No.14759178
    *All four psykers cease feeling pain now that the apparition is in the room and not approaching*
    Grand Master Assassinorum: My Emperor? It…Is that you?
    UNKNOWN: YES, IT IS I, LORD OF MANKIND. I’VE GAINED WEIGHT, BUT YEAH, IT’S ME.
    Lord Commander Militant: How…oh, most divine one, tell us, how have you returned to us, your most loyal servants?
    UNKNOWN: IF YOU THINK YOURSELVES MY MOST LOYAL SERVANTS, YOU’VE NEVER MET THIS FELLOW I’VE HEARD OF NAMED FERIK JURGEN. BUT TO ANSWER YOUR QUESTION, I LEARNED OF THE PLANS OF THE ONES CALLED THE ILLUMINATI TO KILL MY CHILDREN AND SACRIFICE THEIR SOULS TO ME. I KNEW OF THEIR PLAN, AND KNEW THAT IT WAS GUARANTEED TO FAIL, SINCE TWO OF THE…WHAT DID THEY CALL THEM, SENSEI? YEAH, THOSE GUYS. THREE DIED BEFORE THE ILLUMINATI GOT TO THEM, AND ONE MORE TURNED TO CHAOS AND GOT EATEN ALIVE BY TZEENCH, SO THEY COULD NEVER FORM CRITICAL MASS.
    Lord Inquisitor *sweating profusely* : Shall we round up and purge these heretics, my Lord God?
    UNKNOWN *turns to face the Inquisitor, who changes colors several times*: ‘WE’ SHALL DO NOTHING OF THE KIND. THE SENSEI ARE MY BLOOD, AND THE ILLUMINATI, WHILE CRUEL, ACTUALLY HAD A PLAN FOR MY RETURN, WHICH IS MORE THAN I CAN SAY FOR ANY OF YOU. *turns to Fabricator-General* THOUGH I CAN’T GET MAD AT YOU, REALLY, AT LEAST YOU HELPED REPAIR THE GOLDEN THRONE THAT ONE TIME. OUT OF CURIOSITY, WHAT DID YOU DO WITH HIT NOW THAT IT’S VACANT?
    Fabricator-General: Now that it is no longer in use, Omnissiah, we have deactivated it and are attempting to repair it. It should be…easier, now that it is not…active.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/11(Fri)23:33 No.14759179
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    >>14759066

    > BEHOLD

    >>14759126
    Oh dear Emperasque yes.
    Will try that, won't be as good as an earlier artist's picture, but it might be worth a shot.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 04/29/11(Fri)23:35 No.14759198
    >>14759179
    yay, someone got that!
    I was thinking of this sort of thing
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdAwGKk8a4M
    >> Anonymous 04/29/11(Fri)23:39 No.14759231
    >>14759178
    >FERIK JURGEN
    FUCK YA JURGEN!
    >> Anonymous 04/29/11(Fri)23:41 No.14759243
    Writefaggotry like this is the reason I haven't given up on 40K. No matter what happens in the canon fluff, /tg/ will always find an opportunity for awesome. THE EMPERASQUE PROTECTS.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 04/29/11(Fri)23:42 No.14759248
    >>14759243
    When I'm done with him, it will be THE EMPERASQUE LEADS FROM THE FRONT
    >> Anonymous 04/29/11(Fri)23:44 No.14759259
    I won't be surprised if someone makes a model for this.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/11(Fri)23:44 No.14759266
    NEAR CADIA

    "My lord, I have returned. I managed to destroy both of the forward gua-OH SWEET SLAANESH!
    "Uhh......"
    "Lord Abaddon, what the FUCK happened to you?!
    "Eliphas.....a daemon......"
    "A daemon did this to you? But how the hell could that be?!"
    "How.....the fuck should I know? Now g....get me up. I must.....rip that beast' eyes out and FEED THEM TO HIM!"
    "But you cannot fight, Abaddon!"
    "What do you mean? Just hand....me my weapons."
    "BUT YOU HAVE NO ARMS!"
    "...shut the FUCK UP!"
    "Ow! Quit flailing around, lord! Your terminator armour is banging up against my legs."
    "AH, DAMN IT ALL! Fucking daemon beast ripping my arms off! Now I must find a way to continue my great work without them."
    "Lord Abaddon?"
    "......"
    "What is your command?"
    "Make me a dreadnought."
    "...My lord?
    "ELIPHAS DID I FUCKING STUTTER?! Craft me a suit of dreadnought armour! Put me inside of it. Forge Drach’nyen and the Talon to it's arms."
    "Then what, lord?"
    "Gather forth Kharn, Huron, Eidolon and Typhus. Tell them to rally together their champions and warmachines. Today we begin the 14th Black Crusade, and our target is THAT FUCKING BEAST!"
    >> Anonymous 04/29/11(Fri)23:47 No.14759296
    >>14759266
    >Abaddon in a dreadnought
    Why has nobody come up with this before? Perfect solution to his no-arms problem.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/11(Fri)23:49 No.14759313
    >>14759266
    >BUT YOU HAVE NO ARMS

    This never stops being funny.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 04/29/11(Fri)23:51 No.14759331
    *UNKNOWN steps off conference table, Charter Captain grabs leg, attempts to reattach it unsuccessfully. Fabricator-General leans over to repair it*
    UNKNOWN: GOOD, GOOD. LISTEN, I GUESS I SHOULD APOLOGIZE FOR NOT COMING TO YOU FELLOWS SOONER…
    Grand Marshal Provost: I’m certain you had more pressing needs, my Lord God.
    UNKNOWN: YEAH, I SENSED THAT ABBADON THE DESPOILER WAS ABOUT TO USE A NURGLITE VIRAL BOMB ON CADIA, WHICH WOULD HAVE ALLOWED HIM TO TAKE THE GATE. CAN’T HAVE THAT. ALSO, MY SONS, ROBUTE AND LION NEEDED MY HELP WITH…THINGS. I SHOULD GO FIND JAGHATAI, TOO, THOUGH HELL IF I KNOW WHERE HE IS. AND WHOEVER THE FUCK EVEN KNOWS WHAT VULKAN AND LEMAN ARE DOING OFF THE ASS END OF THE EYE.
    Lord High Admiral *hesitantly*: And…Corax as well, my Lord God?
    UNKNOWN *nods vigorously, dust falls from ceiling*: YEAH, BUT I ALREADY KNOW WHERE HE IS. ANYWAY. I WANT YOU ALL TO LISTEN VERY CLOSELY.
    Administratum Master: I assure you that will be very easy, my Lord God.
    UNKNOWN: YEAH, SORRY, THIS BODY’S A BIT LOUD. ANYWAY. I WANT YOU TWELVE TO GO GET ON THE HOLOPICT CASTS, THE ASTROPATHY RELAYS, ALL OF IT, AND START TELLING THE PEOPLE THAT I WON A GREAT BATTLE AGAINST A DEMON OF KHORNE AND CONSUMED ITS VERY ESSENCE, AND THE CAPTAIN-GENERAL OF MY GUARD DIED IN THE HEROIC STRUGGLE. A LITTLE WHITE LIE. ALSO, I WANT EVERY SINGLE EVERSOR ASSASSIN IN ALL OF THE IMPERIUM READY TO GO ON MY ORDER ASAP. I HAVE…PLANS FOR THEM.
    Grand Master Assassinorum: You honor us, my Lord God! I shall assemble them at once!
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 04/29/11(Fri)23:51 No.14759335
    *UNKNOWN turns to face him, placer board falls from ceiling*
    UNKNOWN: MAYBE YOU DIDN’T HEAR ME. I SAID ‘READY’ THEM, AS IN READY THEM FOR ACTION, NOT ‘GATHER THEM ALL IN ONCE PLACE LIKE I NEED THEM TO MOVE FURNITURE.’
    Grand Master Assassinorum: As ordered, my Lord God.
    UNKNOWN: FANTASTIC. THANKS. MEANWHILE, I HAVE BUSINESS ON ORCICIA. I’LL BE BACK LATER.
    *UNKNOWN teleports out in burst of purple light. The doors give in as the guards pressing against them tumble in, having been restrained by UNKNOWN’s psychic power. Fabricator-General steps back from Charter Captain*
    Fabricator-General: … I gave you rocket knees.
    Charter Captain:…Thanks.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/11(Fri)23:52 No.14759337
    >>14759313
    Extra hilarity due to being delivered by Eliphas.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/11(Fri)23:53 No.14759346
    >Fabricator-General: … I gave you rocket knees.
    >Charter Captain:…Thanks.

    OH GOD
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    >>14759331
    >>14759335

    >, I WANT EVERY SINGLE EVERSOR ASSASSIN IN ALL OF THE IMPERIUM READY TO GO ON MY ORDER ASAP. I HAVE…PLANS FOR THEM.

    >Fabricator-General: … I gave you rocket knees.
    >Charter Captain:…Thanks.

    THIS JUST KEEPS GETTING BETTER AND BETTER.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/11(Fri)23:57 No.14759366
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    And to make this amazing thing even better, I return bearing yet another gift!
    >> Anonymous 04/30/11(Sat)00:00 No.14759396
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    Dammint its sideways.
    Take two!
    >> Anonymous 04/30/11(Sat)00:01 No.14759398
    >>14759331
    >>14759335


    Magnficent!
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 04/30/11(Sat)00:01 No.14759405
    4-015-001-M42
    “WAAAAAAAAUUUUGH!” roared Warboss Vogurk Hedbreakuh, Warboss of Zargh 3, as he charged forward.
    “WAAAAAAAAAAUGH!” answered his mob, as they chased after him. There were humies to stomp!
    Several hundred meters away, Jaghatai Khan grinned wickedly. These greenskins hadn’t gained bigger brains in the nine thousand years since he had fought them last, it seemed. Still, there were an awful lot of them.
    He had been trapped on this vile ball of offal for nearly two days now, and his luck had returned to him. He had found a vast series of craters, where it seemed two Warbosses had met in ancient times, killing each other over control of their hordes. A new Warboss had risen in the interim and conquered both, and now ruled the planet with an iron Power Fist.
    Still, he was not without advantages. He had had two whole days to plan. For a Primarch, that was more than enough. His gaze drifted over the vehicles at the back of the convoy of orks that were streaming away from him, towards the firecracker and human-shaped dummy he had built on the far side of the ravine. Finding nothing of interest, he kept searching, his eyes turning to the ramshackle buildings the Warboss had vacated. Then, he saw it. A Gargant! Perfect for him…but too big. He would need a crew. Forcing a sudden rush of dejection down, he searched the camp for something more appropriate…and found it. He gaped for a moment, then stifled a most un-Primarch giggle. This…this would be suitable.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/11(Sat)00:01 No.14759409
    >>14759366
    >>14759396
    ARE YOU KIDDING ME! it won't rotate dammnit.
    please, will some anon make drawfag happy and fix this?
    >> Anonymous 04/30/11(Sat)00:02 No.14759414
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    >>14759366
    >>14759396

    Oh wow.

    Sorry, it's just... Twice you did it? In a row?

    Brother Captain Fumbles, is that you?
    >> Anonymous 04/30/11(Sat)00:04 No.14759430
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    >>14759409

    The Emperor's will be done.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/11(Sat)00:04 No.14759433
    >>14759414
    For ease, I drew the file rotated sideways. However, no matter which way I flip it now, it will post the same way...
    still, hope you guys like it
    >> Anonymous 04/30/11(Sat)00:04 No.14759435
    Sooo pretty much the Emepeor has been reborn in tje body of a Tarrasque, ripped off the arms of Abaddon who plans to become a dreadnought and seek vengeance, took Guilliman from his shrine, ripped through the webway, saved Eldrad, brought the Lion back who gave the Dark Angels a talking to, and now once more rules over Terra.

    All while Alpha Legion may or may not be planning something involving Tarrasque marines behind the scenes.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 04/30/11(Sat)00:06 No.14759445
    >>14759430
    Magnificent. The Emperasque thanks you.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/11(Sat)00:06 No.14759449
    >>14759430
    Awesome. Like everything in this thread.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/11(Sat)00:08 No.14759458
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    >>14759435
    Pretty much.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/11(Sat)00:08 No.14759464
    >>14759445

    If you somehow work in the five /tg/ chapters, I will fucking worship you.

    That said, fucking awesome so far.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/11(Sat)00:11 No.14759490
    >>14759464

    >Emperor's nightmares, Abyssal aws, Rising sons.

    I suppose the other two are the angry marines and the recently guardians exemplars, but I could be wrong.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 04/30/11(Sat)00:11 No.14759492
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    >>14759464
    We only have five?
    The Reasonable Marines, the Angry Marines, the Emperor's Nightmare, the Rising Sons, the Awesome Marines, the Blue Daggers...
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 04/30/11(Sat)00:12 No.14759499
    >>14759492
    Oh, and the Pretty Marines, the Abyssal Jaws, the Ice Serpents...
    >> Anonymous 04/30/11(Sat)00:16 No.14759539
    >>14759499

    The Ice Serpents don't really have a lot of stuff hammered out for certain about them though, other than the barest stats from the random generation table, IIRC.

    The other chapters, yes please it would be awesome to see them make a cameo here. The EN especially considering how fuckhuge of a psychic presence the EMPERORASQUE makes. They certainly would've felt something was going on.
    >> Chapter Master Alexander Constantine 04/30/11(Sat)00:16 No.14759542
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    >>14759499

    >MFW the best writefag ever knows Ice Serpents

    Sir, I am HUMBLED.
    >> Chapter Master Alexander Constantine 04/30/11(Sat)00:18 No.14759571
    >>14759539

    >The Ice Serpents don't really have a lot of stuff hammered out for certain about them though, other than the barest stats from the random generation table, IIRC.

    Actually, it has been, I'm just too busy to type it all up right now.

    Gonna have another thread soon, won't waste any more time in this thread on it.

    Sorry for interrupting.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 04/30/11(Sat)00:20 No.14759592
    >>14759539
    I don't know a damn thing about the EN. Link me to their sup/tg/ and 1d4chan pages, if you would.
    >>14759542
    D'awww. :3
    >>14759571
    I look forward to it. Especially the buried Titan. I like that part.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/11(Sat)00:25 No.14759641
    >>14759592

    Here's the 1d4chan page, I think there's links to the archived threads on it.

    http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Emperor's_Nightmare

    If you're not familiar with them, don't bother with it, it was just a random suggestion. This writing is awesome enough without it.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/11(Sat)00:25 No.14759643
    >>14759592
    http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Emperor%27s_Nightmare
    Sup/tg/ links at the bottom. This was the first "serious" /tg/ fanchapter.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/11(Sat)00:25 No.14759644
    >>14759592

    Flesh Helms! Don't forget the Flesh Helms.

    I just want to see Emperasque's reaction upon witnessing the...abilities of that particular /tg/ chapter.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 04/30/11(Sat)00:26 No.14759649
    “Adrach, Ishana, heliawée…” the Warlock droned, hands splayed over the stasis-locked body of Robute Guilliman. Taldeer didn’t even spare a glance, her own eyes locked on her father, tied to the surgical table. Macha was slowly rubbing the back of his hand, looking for a sign of life.
    Another Warlock ambled up to them, gazing down at the resting Farseer. “He will recover, Lady Macha, Lady Taldeer. His mind was clouded by the taint of She Who Thirsts, but the…I don’t even know what to call him, the Human Emperor managed to purge his mind of the ravishing of She Who Thirsts. Also, it seems that he managed to keep Lord Eldrad’s mind clean of the dark Craving that so infests our brethren of Commorragh.”
    Macha tried to smile, and couldn’t quite do it. “I…know that, Warlock. I can feel his mind intact. But why does he still slumber?”
    “Your father was dropped into the Pit of Lust, Lady Macha. He’s lucky he still has a soul at all. Taldeer shuddered at the terse, clinical pronouncement.
    “When shall he awaken?” she asked, not taking her eyes off of her father’s face.
    “A day, perhaps more, Lady. The damage to his eyes and ears was reparable, though it will be months before his sight returns fully. Optic nerves are delicate things.”
    “Avaang, Tolettima…” the Warlock administering the warp-guided healing to the still stasis-locked Guilliman stopped abruptly. The other Warlock glanced over.
    “Is something wrong, Sister?”
    The first Warlock was silent for a long moment before looking up reverently. “No…Sister, there is nothing wrong. The mon…human is almost healed! I just started!”
    “Perhaps there was some truth to the rumor that he could heal himself in stasis,” Livii mused. Both Warlocks jumped. He had been sitting in a chair by the wall the entire time, and neither had noticed. One spoke up quickly to cover his embarrassment.
    “What? Heal naturally in stasis? That is impossible.”
    >> Chapter Master Alexander Constantine 04/30/11(Sat)00:26 No.14759651
    >>14759592

    http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Emperor%27s_Nightmare

    >Especially the buried Titan.

    It's not buried. I mean, it's Under the Ice-Sky, but it's active.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 04/30/11(Sat)00:28 No.14759676
    “’Many things are impossible, for those who choose not to try’,” Livii quoted. “He’s a Primarch. What can’t he do?”
    Eldrad emitted a tiny whimper at that point, saving the Warlock further inconvenience. Macha’s head snapped back to her father. “Father? Can you hear me?”
    His motions stilled, and his hands slackened. Macha looked up at the Warlock in silent disappointment. The Warlock shrugged. “At least a day, Lady Macha. Perhaps you should rest.”
    She stared at the masked Warlock for a second longer before turning back to Eldrad. “Yes…I’m no good bone-weary.”
    >> Anonymous 04/30/11(Sat)00:29 No.14759685
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    I wonder how Abanought and his Black Crusade will fare against the mighty EMPERASQUE!
    >> Anonymous 04/30/11(Sat)00:31 No.14759704
    >>14759066
    I AM WORKING TOO SLOW.

    SHOULD THERE BE COLOURS? OR SHOULD I JUST STOP?
    >> Anonymous 04/30/11(Sat)00:32 No.14759720
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    >>14759704
    ANNNND I FORGOT IT.
    LETS TRY AGAIN.
    >> Chapter Master Alexander Constantine 04/30/11(Sat)00:33 No.14759730
    >>14759720

    That is fucking amazing.

    But can you really leave it NOT colored?
    >> Anonymous 04/30/11(Sat)00:35 No.14759746
    >>14759685
    Probably with as much success as Abaddon's crew normally does.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/11(Sat)00:35 No.14759748
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    >>14759676
    So awesome.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 04/30/11(Sat)00:36 No.14759755
    >>14759746
    Out of thirteen Black Crusades, only one worked, and it wasn't lead by Abbadon.
    Reflect on that.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/11(Sat)00:37 No.14759776
    >>14759730
    THE CHAPTER MASTER WILLS IT.

    > can poste

    YES CAPTAIN CAPTCHA, IT WILL BE POSTED AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/11(Sat)00:40 No.14759814
    >>14759755
    >implying Abaddon's objectives are known to all and sundry
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 04/30/11(Sat)00:41 No.14759822
    >>14759814
    Well, he's not exactly subtle...
    >> Anonymous 04/30/11(Sat)00:41 No.14759827
    >>14759814

    Go back to bed, ABADdon. And stop forcing your minions to type for you.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/11(Sat)00:45 No.14759866
    I LOVE YOU OP. WRITEFAGGOTRY FOR THE WRITEFAGGOTRY GODS.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/11(Sat)00:45 No.14759871
    >>14759822
    Well, as long as you're in a reflective mood, what happens if tomorrow Abaddon is successful in bringing "death to the false emperor"?
    So yeah, I'm pretty sure he's doing his job well enough.
    Protip: Chaos Ascendant includes the Mark of Tzeentch.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/11(Sat)00:45 No.14759872
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    >>14759822
    Can... uh... can we have OUR version of Leman Russ?
    >> Is your body ready for Yarrick? Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 04/30/11(Sat)00:46 No.14759878
    6-017-001-M42
    Farthest of the realms of the Imperium from Holy Terra is the Eastern Fringe. These regions of space are technically beyond the Choir of the Holy Astronomican, so only the greatest and most potent Navigators can even tell where they are. These are the realms that caused the armies of Macharius to shy away, that no fewer than three chapters of Astartes were founded to warden, and that not even Rogue Traders could safely explore. Grand Master Helbrecht, of the Black Templars, was one of VERY few men daring enough to try. He and Lord Commissar Yarrick had pursued a fleeing Ork Warboss here after said Warboss’s abandonment of the WAAAGH he had lead on Armageddon, his second. Now, he and the redoubtable Commissar, joined by fully five hundred Black Templars, eight Grey Nights (including a Dreadknight), and three full-strength regiments of Imperial Guard chased the Ork to here, the very edge of space.
    What a picture they must have made, Helbrecht reflected, he in his Mark Seven Artificer Armor, and a five foot ten inch, two hundred year old cyborg Commissar, standing aside one another on the bridge of the Undying Crusade, his flagship.
    “Look, Master Helbrecht,” Yarrick said casually, “the edge of the world.” Helbrecht’s perennial frown smoothed out a few degrees.
    “Indeed. Thracka can’t run much farther than this.” He turned to Yarrick and tilted his head back. “I must say, I am impressed with you, Commissar. After your opposition to my refusal to ignore Thracka’s roks in the second war for Armageddon, I didn’t think you’d accompany me here.”
    Yarrick was silent for nearly thirty seconds. When he spoke, it was with tightly controlled inflections. “Your refusal to help the civilians I was guarding grated, Master Helbrecht. But I would give the hand Thraka DIDN’T steal to kill him here.”
    >> Anonymous 04/30/11(Sat)00:47 No.14759884
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    >>14759872
    You know, when you get there. If it's not too much trouble.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/11(Sat)00:48 No.14759894
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    >>14759872

    By any chance, do you mean this version?

    [spoiler]I SURE HOPE SO[/spoiler]
    >> Anonymous 04/30/11(Sat)00:48 No.14759899
    >>14759894

    No spoilers? That's a disappointment.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 04/30/11(Sat)00:48 No.14759903
    >>14759872
    My vision of Russ is more like "Cujo fucked Matthias Steiner while swimming in testosterone and dreadlocks" than "Spice and Wolf: Civil War Edition."

    Expect Bjorn to make an appearance, though.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/11(Sat)00:49 No.14759908
    >>14759894
    >>14759899
    Indeed.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/11(Sat)00:50 No.14759923
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    >>14759903
    Oh, ok. It'll be great either way.
    A Shield Maiden mayhaps?
    >> Anonymous 04/30/11(Sat)00:50 No.14759925
    >>14759903
    Bjorn takes one look at the Emperor.
    "Yup, hasn't changed a bit."
    >> Chapter Master Alexander Constantine 04/30/11(Sat)00:51 No.14759941
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    >>14759903

    On the one hand, the /tg/ version of Russ combined with the emperor learning he now has a daughter, would be fucking HILARIOUS.

    On the other 'TWINS THEY WERE'.

    Even so, it's been a long time and the Warp's a funny place. Entirely possible Russ had kids.
    >> non-canon Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 04/30/11(Sat)00:52 No.14759954
    >>14759925
    "Boss, you put on some weight there?"
    "A BIT. WHEN DID YOU GET TALLER?"
    >> Anonymous 04/30/11(Sat)00:54 No.14759974
    >>14759941

    Well, the Warp has produced strange things beyond the ken of man...

    Maybe two different versions of Russ, both of them very real? The Cujo and the Horo. Also, it allows for RUSS VS. RUSS CHUG-A-THON 40,000! SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY!

    ONLY AT HOLY TERRA! FUN FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY!
    >> Chapter Master Alexander Constantine 04/30/11(Sat)00:55 No.14759984
    >>14759954

    I like both how Bjorn's MAXIMUM VOICE is lowercase next to Emp's.

    And how he calls him Boss.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/11(Sat)00:56 No.14759997
    >>14759974
    I question how family friendly it would be when all that would happen would be that they'd both get ridiculously drunk and start fucking.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/11(Sat)00:58 No.14760021
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    If we're getting Bjorn, can we have a Grandpa Cameo?
    >> Anonymous 04/30/11(Sat)00:58 No.14760022
    >>14759997

    It doesn't have to lead up to that. Maybe they both just get ridiculously smashed faced, and run amuck on Holy Terra, screwing with the locals (not literally), finally ending with a hare-brained scheme to sneak a rodeo saddle onto their papa and get him to give them a piggyback ride through the Austrian fields.
    >> Chapter Master Alexander Constantine 04/30/11(Sat)00:58 No.14760029
    >>14759997

    Sadly, the 'MY OWN CLONE!' wouldn't hold up to well here.

    Also inb4 'sex or masturbation' joke.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/11(Sat)00:59 No.14760040
    My god I hope someone from GW is reading these threads because the stuff you all are coming up with is the best original content I've seen in a LONG time.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/11(Sat)00:59 No.14760041
    >>14759954
    Long story. Anyways, wanna go get around thirteen thousand kegs of beer?
    "THAT WOULD ONLY GET ME SLIGHTLY BUZZED"
    "We need to do something to celebrate your return.."
    "LET'S GO BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF ALL THE WARD KNIGHTS."
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 04/30/11(Sat)01:01 No.14760054
    Helbrecht returned his gaze to the front viewport. “Well put, Lord Commissar.”
    The vox-speaker in Helbrecht’s neckpiece chimed. “Master Helbrecht and Lord Commissar Yarrick, please report to the Titan bay IMMEDIATELY.”
    Helbrecht sighed and tapped the vox. “What is the meaning of this? We are nearing orbit above the target world, we-”
    “Lord Commissar Yarrick and Master Helbrecht to the Titan bay NOW.”
    Helbrecht set his teeth, cutting the vox channel. “There will be hell to pay for summoning me like this…”
    “I’m curious and annoyed,” Yarrick said drily, “but more curious than annoyed. Shall we?”
    The two made their way down through the innumerable chambers and hallways of the Undying Crusade to the Titan bay, where the single Warhound assigned to the Templar detachment that hadn’t stayed to finish cleaning off Armageddon was repaired, and where Helbrecht had politely allowed Yarrick to park the Fortress of Arrogance. Helbrecht marshaled his thoughts before passing through the ceramite hatch. Before he could proclaim his displeasure with the one who had so rudely summoned him, he froze at a halt, mere inches into the room. Yarrick barely managed to avoid slamming into the back of him.
    “Helbrecht? What’s the matter? Why did you…” he trailed off as he craned his head back to take in the view before him.
    A monstrous beast, easily fifteen meters tall, loomed over the small cluster of prostrate Techmarines and Enginseers that were always scuttling around the bay. Upon sighting the pair of warriors, it raised one colossal claw in what looked like a wave.
    “OH, THERE YOU BOTH ARE.”
    >> Anonymous 04/30/11(Sat)01:02 No.14760063
    >>14760022

    Haha, I can see this.

    "Dadsh, *hic* Give...give ush a piggyback ride!"
    "AREN'T YOU A LITTLE TOO OLD FOR THAT?"
    >> Anonymous 04/30/11(Sat)01:02 No.14760074
    >>14759894
    "I TOOK OVER A MASSIVE ALL-POWERED BEAST WHILE A ROTTING CORPSE. YOUR BROTEHR HEALLED A WOUND IN STASIS. YOU COULD AT LEAST GROW A PAIR, RUSS. SERIOUSLY."
    >> Anonymous 04/30/11(Sat)01:03 No.14760075
    >>14760021
    The Emperor finally gets rid of the Orks stealing his Turnips.
    The second oldest Dread int he Imperium still won't leave his house. Except on Tuesdays at 4. That's Bingo night.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/11(Sat)01:05 No.14760098
    >>14760074

    But he did grow a pair. A rather nice pair, too.

    Just in a completely different place.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/11(Sat)01:05 No.14760099
    >>14760075
    Hope the Necron Liquor doesn't show up.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/11(Sat)01:07 No.14760120
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    >>14760021
    If we're cramming EVER meme in there...
    >> Anonymous 04/30/11(Sat)01:10 No.14760137
    Russ should definitely refer to himself in the third person. It'd fit so well.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 04/30/11(Sat)01:11 No.14760142
    >>14760099
    what
    >>14760120
    WHAT


    Helbrecht found his voice. “Foul entity of the Warp! How did you get through the Gellar Field?”
    “GELLAR FIELDS KEEP OUT WARP EMANATIONS AND APPARITIONS, HELBRECHT, NOT THAT WHICH IS DIVINE.” The creature glanced over its scaly shoulder. “ALSO, SORRY FOR KNOCKING OVER YOUR TITAN.” Indeed, the Warhound was clearly splayed against one bulkhead, leaking something viscous.
    “I’ll hear no blasphem, monster! I shall take off your head!” Yarrick charged forward, across the nearly one hundred meters of bare steel between the hatch and the monster, brandishing his Killy Klaw.
    “OH, KNOCK IT OFF, COMMISSAR,” the thing said disdainfully, his voice echoing both from his massive maw and Yarrick’s mind. The elderly Commissar skidded to a halt before even making a few meters in.
    “W…what? I don’t-”
    “MEANWHILE,” the monster continued, “YOU LADS CAN GET UP NOW. REALLY. THIS IS A LITTLE EMBARRASSING.”
    “We are completely unworthy of your presence, my Lord God,” the most heavily modified Techmarine intoned.
    “COME NOW, IF I THOUGHT THAT I’D HAVE COME IN THROUGH THE DOOR AND VENTED YOU ALL,” the huge thing said wearily, pointing one colossal leg at the exterior drop shuttle door. “I CAME IN THROUGH THE HARD WAY BECAUSE I DIDN’T THINK YOU NEEDED TO DIE. NOW GET UP WHEN TOLD.”
    “As you will, blessed Omnissiah,” one of the enginseers said, scrambling to his augmetic feet and dusting his white and red robe off.
    “OKAY. NOW, HELBRECHT, YARRICK, I CALLED YOU HERE BECAUSE I NEED YOUR HELP AND AUTHORITY TO CONVINCE THE ASTARTES AND COMMISSARIAT THAT I…WHAT ARE YOU DOING?”
    >> Anonymous 04/30/11(Sat)01:14 No.14760167
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    >>14760142
    One shot is enough to kill most people, one glass fucks up a Space Wolf.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/11(Sat)01:14 No.14760170
    bumpin
    >> Anonymous 04/30/11(Sat)01:15 No.14760184
    >>14760167
    Grandpa found it in a Tomb.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 04/30/11(Sat)01:18 No.14760206
    Helbrecht had taken a few shaky steps forward, his hands visibly shaking through his power armor, his face glowing red as a dying star. “Hear this, foul demon,” he managed to snarl, “I will send you back to your masters MYSELF!” He lifted his Storm Bolter and charged forward, firing wildly.
    “HOW DARE YOU?!” the beast roared, so loud that the assembled Techmarines and Enginseers toppled over, clasping their ears, if they still had them. Some didn’t, and threw themselves in the path of the bolts.
    They needn’t have bothered. Without even moving, the bolts seemed to freeze in mid-air, and both Yarrick and Helbrecht found themselves hanging in midair, dangling as if from invisible puppet strings.
    The beast let the bolts drop to the floor, where they harmlessly detonated. It took four bounding leaps forward, until its beady purple eyes were level with the two old warriors, only a few feet away, hanging in midair, completely immobile.
    The creature went totally silent, save its psychic voice, echoing in their minds, greater and more terrifying for the volume it lacked.
    “HEAR ME, WARRIORS OF MY IMPERIUM: THOUGH I AM NOT IN THE FORM WITH WHICH I LAST ADDRESSED THE WORLD, I AM YOUR EMPEROR.”
    Yarrick tried to fire his laser eye, only to find that he couldn’t, it was as frozen as the rest of him. The monster’s eyes met his and he gasped in horror. “YOUR ZEAL DOES YOU CREDIT, UNTIL YOU FORGET YOUR PLACE. DO NOT FORGET YOUR PLACE.”
    >> Anonymous 04/30/11(Sat)01:23 No.14760235
    >>14760206

    Aw shit, the only way this could get better is if Emp pulled the old street rebuke on Yarrick.

    "What did the five claw digits say to the face?"
    "SLAP BITCH"
    >> Anonymous 04/30/11(Sat)01:26 No.14760257
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    >>14760206

    whooooooaaa fuck NO MORE MISTER NICE EMPERORASQUE
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 04/30/11(Sat)01:26 No.14760261
    >>14760235
    Why slap a bitch when you could slap an atmosphere?
    Yarrick snarled and tried to move his Killy Klaw, but was as frozen as before. Helbrecht was staring at the creature with an ashen face.
    “My…my Lord God? You…it’s really you?”
    “FINALLY FIGURED IT OUT, DID YOU?”
    “Why…why are you in the form of a daemon, my Lord God?”
    “LONG STORY.” The monster..Emperor…thing turned back to Yarrick. “YOU LOOK UNCONVINCED, SEBASTIAN.”
    Yarrick gritted his teeth. “I have no reason to believe you.”
    “OH, FOR CRYING OUT LOUD…FINE. WATCH.” With a loud CLANG, the doors to the void flew open. The Techpriests and enginseers gasped and tried to flee, but the air in the bay did not stir, as the void shield the Emperor projected kept it in place. “THERE’S SOME KIND OF ORK WARBOSS DOWN THERE, RIGHT? ONE YOU TWO MORONS HATE?”
    “More than anything in the galaxy,” Yarrick ground out. What of it?”
    “BEHOLD.” No sooner had the word entered Yarrick’s mind than the atmosphere of the world below seemed to twist and fly apart. Stormclouds huge enough to dwarf a continent appeared, and the polar ice caps vanished. Water tore across the surface of the world, so quickly that chunks of the crust were lifted in their wake. In a matter of two minutes, the world drowned.
    “SEE NOW, THE DIVINE POWER I WIELD? YOUR LACK OF FAITH IS IRRESPONSIBLE, LORD COMMISSAR.”
    >> Anonymous 04/30/11(Sat)01:31 No.14760293
    >>14760261

    IT HAS BEEN FOUR ENTIRE MINUTES SINCE YOUR LAST POST

    THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 04/30/11(Sat)01:33 No.14760309
    >>14760293
    I'm writing this as I go along and my mind is eroding from sleep deprivation, dickhead, of course it's taking longer and longer.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/11(Sat)01:34 No.14760314
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    >>14760293
    CALM THE FUCK DOWN
    AWESOME TAKES TIME!
    >> Anonymous 04/30/11(Sat)01:35 No.14760318
    >>14760309
    Coffee?
    >> Anonymous 04/30/11(Sat)01:36 No.14760329
    >>14760309

    Dude, with the massive amount of content you've turned out tonight, you've well earned some sleep.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 04/30/11(Sat)01:37 No.14760333
    Yarrick stared at the violently twisting blue orb far below with unconcealed terror. The gates slammed shut again, and the Techpriests and Marines muttered amongst themselves in awe. When finally Yarrick managed words again, they were almost impossible to hear.
    “F…ffffor….forgive me, my Lord God…forgive me my weakness…”
    “NATURALLY,” the Emperor replied tiredly, lowering both black-clad men to their feet. Helbrecht immediately doubled over, trying not to be sick, while Yarrick sank to his knees.
    “I can only plead your mercy, most Divine…Please…”
    “QUIT YOUR BELLYACHING, SEBASTIAN, I’M ANGRIER AT HELBRECHT FOR TRYING TO SHOOT ME THAN I AM AT YOU BEING A SKEPTIC.” Helbrecht shot upright with alarm. “KIDDING, KIDDING. ANYWAY, I NEED YOU TWO CRAZY KIDS TO GO TELL THE ASTARTES AND COMMISSARIAL FORCES BACK ON ARMAGEDDON TO FINISH OFF THOSE ORKS AND GANGERS SO WE CAN GO GET SOME WORK DONE. I HAVE TO GO SEE TO ONE OF MY PRODIGAL PROGENY BEFORE I CAN TAKE MY PLACE AT THE HEAD OF THE ARMAGEDDON ARMY, THOUGH. SO, GET TO IT.” With a CRACK and a burst of purple haze, the Emperor was gone.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/11(Sat)01:38 No.14760342
    >>14760314
    >>14760309
    Pretty sure he meant that ironically.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/11(Sat)01:38 No.14760346
    >>14760329
    Agreed. We won't mind if you sleep. Seriously, get some rest so that you may provide us with the awesome of your refreshed mind tomorrow.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 04/30/11(Sat)01:44 No.14760393
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    I'm going to play a game: every post I make from here on out will have the name of the song I was listening to when I wrote the post.
    >>14760318
    I do not consume the flesh of the coffee beast, nor do I partake of its fluids.
    >>14760346
    Yeah, give it fifteen minutes and imma be comatose.

    OK, My oddish is baked once more, kiddos, keep this thread kicking fitfully until tomorrow, when I may rain writefaggotry upon you once more
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 04/30/11(Sat)01:46 No.14760412
    >>14760393
    >I'm going to play a game: every post I make from here on out will have the name of the song I was listening to when I wrote the post.
    sorry, never mind, this isn;t myspace
    sleeeeep
    >> Anonymous 04/30/11(Sat)01:47 No.14760414
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    This nigra should voice every media portrayal of the Emperasque
    >> Anonymous 04/30/11(Sat)01:47 No.14760422
    I will bump this thread once every hour on the hour until about 9-10 est tomorrow for ya. I needs to sleep.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/11(Sat)01:52 No.14760477
    >>14760393
    Farewell for now, O god among writefags. We shall shall eagerly await your return in the morning.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/11(Sat)01:54 No.14760500
    >>14760414

    >Freeman voicing, "AND NOW, YOU HAVE NO ARMS TO LIFT IN DEFIANCE OF MY WILL."

    I came, srly
    >> Anonymous 04/30/11(Sat)01:56 No.14760522
    >>14760412
    Thank you for all these wonderful stories.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/11(Sat)02:00 No.14760566
    my first on the hour bump
    >> Anonymous 04/30/11(Sat)02:06 No.14760643
    Hey, btw, did someone archive this thread too?
    >> Anonymous 04/30/11(Sat)02:10 No.14760684
    >>14760643
    I did, post here
    >>14758603
    >> Anonymous 04/30/11(Sat)02:17 No.14760754
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    >>14760684
    Thanks!
    >> Anonymous 04/30/11(Sat)02:18 No.14760763
    >>14760414

    I can hear this. Perfect gravely intonation. Perfect amused drawl of a lizard-monster-man-god-emperor who knows he's in charge.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/11(Sat)02:32 No.14760929
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    mfw /tg/ made my day
    >> Anonymous 04/30/11(Sat)03:02 No.14761263
    Once more another bump.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/11(Sat)04:00 No.14761933
    A bump from the depths
    >> Anonymous 04/30/11(Sat)05:19 No.14762680
    a bump from beyond!
    >> Duriel 04/30/11(Sat)05:55 No.14762999
    THE BEST THREAD THAT EVER WAS
    >> Anonymous 04/30/11(Sat)06:45 No.14763362
    >>14758537
    That Soriatas is as cute as fuck. Man Japan's "moe" shit is nothing compared to the cuteness of that little Battle Sister.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/11(Sat)07:21 No.14763503
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    Bump with tomes of eldritch lore.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/11(Sat)07:50 No.14763658
    bump
    >> Anonymous 04/30/11(Sat)08:28 No.14763778
    bump
    >> Anonymous 04/30/11(Sat)09:05 No.14763965
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    >> Anonymous 04/30/11(Sat)10:31 No.14764337
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    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 04/30/11(Sat)10:59 No.14764491
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    I LIVE
    GET IN HERE
    >> Anonymous 04/30/11(Sat)11:16 No.14764591
    BRACING FOR EPIC!
    >> Anonymous 04/30/11(Sat)11:21 No.14764628
    CAPTAIN! WE HAVE A LARGE AMOUNT OF AWESOME BEARING ON OUR POSITION!


    ON SCREEN NUMBER 1!
    >> Anonymous 04/30/11(Sat)11:22 No.14764631
    WE CAN'T REPEL AWESOME OF THIS MAGNITUDE.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/11(Sat)11:23 No.14764644
    ACTIVATE THE SUCK ENGINES

    WE MUST AVOID THE CRITCIAL AWESOMENESS
    >> Anonymous 04/30/11(Sat)11:25 No.14764654
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    TERRA! TRANSFORM AND ROLL OUT!
    >> Anonymous 04/30/11(Sat)11:26 No.14764663
    >>14764644

    CAPTAIN, THE SUCK ENGINES HAVE BEEN OVERLOADED! MAY THE EMPERASQUE PRESERVE US!
    >> GL Pretentious Hipster !!NU1qDw5ZF2C 04/30/11(Sat)11:27 No.14764669
    I'm dying from the suspense!
    >> Anonymous 04/30/11(Sat)11:29 No.14764682
    >>14764663
    NO YOU FOOL

    THE EMPERAHSQUE IS THE VERY AWESOME THAT DOOMED US
    >> Anonymous 04/30/11(Sat)11:30 No.14764688
    >>14764663
    NO YOU GITS! WE DO NOT AVOID THE AWESOME LIKE SOME ULTRASMURF! WE CHARGE RIGHT IN AND CONSUME IT!
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 04/30/11(Sat)11:31 No.14764693
    NEXT TIME ON TALES OF THE EMPERASQUE: ATTACK OF THE INQUISITOR (or) HOW I LOVED TO STOP WORRYING AND LOVE THE WARP
    >> Anonymous 04/30/11(Sat)11:35 No.14764715
    >>14764688
    ADMIRAL, THAT'S A MILLION TO ONE CHANCE! BUT IT JUST MIGHT WORK!
    >> Anonymous 04/30/11(Sat)11:37 No.14764728
    NEVER TELL ME THE ODDS! RAMMING SPEED!
    >> Sorcerer Akesh 04/30/11(Sat)11:39 No.14764737
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    For ten thousand years I have waged war against the Imperium, believing that it was foul, corrupt, and irrevocably damned.

    Oh Emperasque, can you forgive me?
    >> Anonymous 04/30/11(Sat)11:42 No.14764746
    >>14764737
    THAT DEPENDS. DO YOU HAVE COOKIES?
    >> Anonymous 04/30/11(Sat)11:47 No.14764771
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    THIS THREAD LIIIIIIIIIIIVES!
    >> Sorcerer Akesh 04/30/11(Sat)11:50 No.14764799
    >>14764746
    If the Emperasque demands it, I would dedicate myself to a life of searching for the perfect cookie, if it pleased him.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 04/30/11(Sat)11:52 No.14764808
    "NO THAT'S FINE, I CAN TELEPORT. JUST GO TELL MAGNUS THAT I'M VERY DISAPPOINTED IN HIM. AND THAT EL'JONSON TELLS ME THAT HE EXPECTS INTEREST ON THAT TWENTY BUCKS."
    >> Anonymous 04/30/11(Sat)11:52 No.14764809
    >>14764799
    THEN DO SO.

    ALSO, CALL UP THAT ARSEHOLE MAGNUS AND INFORM HIM THAT DADDY'S BACK AND HE IS PISSED
    >> Anonymous 04/30/11(Sat)11:52 No.14764812
    It's 1:51AM and I stayed up specifically for this thread. Where is the writefag now?


    DON'T LEAVE MEEEEEE
    >> Last Minute (beat service remix) Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 04/30/11(Sat)11:54 No.14764826
    >>14764812
    The fuck timezone are you in?
    >> Anonymous 04/30/11(Sat)11:54 No.14764827
    >>14764812
    HE IS WITH THE GOD EMPERASQUE!
    >> Last Minute (beat service remix) Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 04/30/11(Sat)11:54 No.14764834
    and then I forget the post

    1-017-001-M42
    Void Station Delta Sigma Octavius, orbit above Charon, Office of Inquisitorial Dispatch
    Inquisitors are not trusting people. From an outsider perspective, this may make the decision of Malleus Radicals to use daemons as living weapons rather odd. If they do not even trust each other, why do they trust daemons?
    The answer is thus: they believe (however inaccurately) that demons are simple beasts, with predispositions that make them easy to control and manipulate. For that reason, it was perhaps those very Radicals who had the easiest time accepting the fact the Emperor had merged with a Warp Beast.
    At the front of a spartan conference room, a holo of an astropath droned on, relaying the message of the High Lords. A pair of inquisitors sat in at the opposite end of the table, watching in silence. The High Lords’ message was well-crafted, no doubt, carefully avoiding the possibility that the Emperor Himself was a demon. Finally, the elder Inquisitor cut the transmission off with a snort and a wave of his hand.
    “Pure rubbish,” he said.
    The younger man stirred uncomfortably. His mentor, Averus Valentine, was perhaps the loudest voice of the Radicals, the man who was most open with his desire to use the weapons of the Warp against their foes.
    >> Sorcerer Akesh 04/30/11(Sat)11:57 No.14764843
    >>14764808
    At once, my lord.

    Errr, you're not going to like what he said.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/11(Sat)11:58 No.14764852
    >>14764843
    It's the Emperor damned Emperasque. he won't give a shit
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 04/30/11(Sat)11:58 No.14764856
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    >>14764843
    "THIS IS HOW MUCH OF A FUCK I GIVE.
    HONESTLY, FUCKING MAGNUS, RUINING MY CHAIR AND ALL..."
    >> Sorcerer Akesh 04/30/11(Sat)12:00 No.14764866
    >>14764856
    This is what he said, and I quote, "Fuck off, warpspawn." I believe warpspawn was directed at you, not me, but I'm not sure, he was pretty angry.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/11(Sat)12:02 No.14764876
    btw, can we please get this up on 1d4chan?
    >> Anonymous 04/30/11(Sat)12:02 No.14764877
    >>14764826
    That place with the kangaroos. I think.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/11(Sat)12:04 No.14764898
    >>14764877
    Australia? How the hell does he have time for /tg/ when he has to fend off the hordes of deadly creatures?
    >> Anonymous 04/30/11(Sat)12:04 No.14764899
    >>14764866
    You sure that wasn't just one of Great Tzeentch's tricks?
    >> Anonymous 04/30/11(Sat)12:05 No.14764904
    >>14764898
    HE HAS THE WILL OF THE THE GOD EMPERASQUE UPON HIS SIDE!
    >> Sorcerer Akesh 04/30/11(Sat)12:06 No.14764910
    >>14764899
    No, I'm pretty sure, because Tzeentch's lightning is blue, and Magnus's lightning is, well, red. Both hurt like a bitch though.

    By the way, does anyone have a spare left pauldron laying around. Mine got a little burnt on the way out.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/11(Sat)12:10 No.14764931
    >>14764910
    Take a spare one from the "Holyshit Emperorsque we are so sorry we turned against you" pile
    >> Paranoid_Shitcurity !VdBtdVaYDw 04/30/11(Sat)12:17 No.14764972
    >>14764799

    We have forge worlds! It's about time we make a KITCHEN WORLD! Filling the horizen with chimneys each bellowing forth sweet smells of cooking cookie dough! The titans and flamers would all be converted to create such delicious treats! Yet for all these wonderful implements of taste there is none so awesome as.....

    THE CHEF MARINES!

    Bakers of the Breadnaught! So that in death they continue to be delicious!
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 04/30/11(Sat)12:21 No.14764991
    >>14764972
    EVEN IN DEATH, I STILL SERVE GUESTS
    (brb storm windows)
    >> Paranoid_Shitcurity !VdBtdVaYDw 04/30/11(Sat)12:24 No.14765011
    >>14764991
    Flamers are no longer flamers but now TOASTERS!

    Powered by holy (And organic) prometheum and controlled by a series of archeo tech to ensure to burning or coldness can be found on the bread!

    So that the EMPERASQUE May feast on the greatest toast EVER!
    >> Paranoid_Shitcurity !VdBtdVaYDw 04/30/11(Sat)12:25 No.14765014
    >>14765011
    *no not to bleh darn keyboard.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/11(Sat)12:26 No.14765020
    >>14764898
    Bribing them with internet access works for me.
    It's hard to get the damn drop-bears off TVTropes, though.
    Bastards have reread the dynamic entry page so many times, I'm getting rather worried...
    >> Anonymous 04/30/11(Sat)12:30 No.14765034
    >>14765020
    Wait... THEY CAN READ?

    YOU FOOL! SOON THEY WILL BE LEARNING HOW TO MAKE WEAPONS OR WORSE HOW TO TRAVEL TO SPACE
    >> Anonymous 04/30/11(Sat)12:37 No.14765064
    >>14765034
    or worse...
    .
    .
    .
    boats...
    >> Anonymous 04/30/11(Sat)12:39 No.14765077
    >>14765034
    Orbital Drop Bears? Deep Strike Bears?
    >> Anonymous 04/30/11(Sat)12:39 No.14765079
    >>14765064
    ....My god.....
    >> Digi-Heretek !!t60UPA0urvh 04/30/11(Sat)12:44 No.14765108
    DROPPING IN!

    Phew, am I glad I managed to bump numbero duo.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 04/30/11(Sat)12:50 No.14765144
    Goodness, this thread derailed.
    BACK TO TOPIC


    There was some merit there, Jonash Haldebrandt admitted to himself, since daemons could harm one another. After all, Khorne had supposedly maimed Slaanesh in such a way that he would never heal, once. But was the Emperor of such a midset?
    “Why do you say that, sir?” he asked, diplomatically.
    Averus grimaced. “The Emperor is the most powerful being in this dimension. Why in the world would He need to summon a Warp beast, and then use Himself as a daemonhost?”
    Jonash shifted uneasily. “Ah, it sounds more to me like the Emperor consumed the demon, rather than the other way around.”
    “Is that why the High Lords are all but declaring outright that the Emperor is now a fifty foot tall, seventy foot long, two hundred sixty thousand pound beast?’ Averus retorted drily. “No, my young friend, this is a possession and no mistake. I can practically smell the High Lords lying.”
    >> Anonymous 04/30/11(Sat)12:52 No.14765157
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    WHAT IS YOUR BIDDING, LORD EMPERASQUE?
    >> Anonymous 04/30/11(Sat)12:56 No.14765181
    This is good and you should feel good. This night you have made a psoitive contribution to humanity. You have made me and hundreds others happy. Because of this, statistically, we will work harder, faster. We be energised and enthusiastic. We will be better people, however temporary.

    You have done far more than type a story. You have contributed to humanity in a way few will ever be able to do and that contribution, no matter how small, is still a contribtuion.

    Be proud not only of what you've made, but what its done.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 04/30/11(Sat)13:00 No.14765202
    hey tiijii, remind me, what's that document thing where the grey knights have a secret order in a box to do...something if the Imperium ever collapses entirely? codex entry or scan would be best
    >> Anonymous 04/30/11(Sat)13:01 No.14765208
    >>14765202
    Oh yeah, that's called..... wait what the fuck WAS it called?
    >> Anonymous 04/30/11(Sat)13:09 No.14765244
    >>14765202
    Terminus Decree is the name of the box with the seal.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/11(Sat)13:11 No.14765252
    >>14765202
    Terminus Decree.

    Also, I believe it is traditional to cry WWAAAARRRRDD.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 04/30/11(Sat)13:13 No.14765263
    >>14765244
    Great, thanks. I just read the Lexicanum page for it.
    MAN that's retarded. If only the Emperor, Malcador, and Draigo know if its existence, how can it be "said" to contain ANYTHING? Sweet flipping CHRIST that's poorly written.
    Anyway, back to the story.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 04/30/11(Sat)13:25 No.14765344
    “But who’s doing the possessing?” Jonash said doggedly. “He is a living god, as you yourself said. Who’s to say that he isn’t in control? Even the Grey Knights can reject daemonic possession when tempted, and they’re mere mortals.”
    Averus was silent for a long moment. “You’re not wrong, but it would be foolish to ignore the possibility that the Emperor is no longer fully in control of his faculties. Certainly the Grey Knights don’t.”
    Jonash winced. “Ugh. I suppose. But do we really need to stoop to that level?”
    “Of course not,” Averus replied evenly. “If I know Supreme Grand Master Draigo, he’s probably way ahead of us.”
    >> Anonymous 04/30/11(Sat)13:29 No.14765364
    >>14765344

    BAWMP
    >> Johnny Ridden !tyRw75WsKs 04/30/11(Sat)13:46 No.14765470
    good sir wrightfag I wished to thank you.

    I just had to put down my cat today and was not in a good place...

    I stumbled onto your thread hear and your story of epic silliness has made the day a lot more bearable.

    So again thank you.
    >> Kalimba - Mr. Scruff Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 04/30/11(Sat)13:47 No.14765485
    1-017-001-M42
    Titan, Base of the Grey Knights.
    Lord Kaldor Draigo stared at the tiny brass key in his armored palm. The air in the Tomb of the Sigilite was damp, stagnant, and dark. The responsibility entrusted to the Grey Knights ensured that their sacrifices would probably never be known to the public at large, and even the Inquisition itself viewed the Knights with a measure of quiet respect. Among their victories were the scouring of entire star systems clean of demonic filth, spearheading exploratory fleets to areas where Chaos-worshipping xenos dwelled, and even shepherding Librarians of penitent Chapters of the Space Marines, such as the Lamenters.
    But those were things of the past. Those were achievements they used to be proud of, services they could admire. Those times were over.
    Now, the Emperor had merged with a daemon. And there was one final task to be done.
    Draigo sighed and closed his hand around the key, then took the last few steps forward to the back of the statue of Malcador, founder of the Grey Knights. After staring at the lifeless, stone eyes of the statue, he walked past it and placed the key in the unnoticeable hole beyond it. A section of the wall creaked forward, revealing a small, iron table set into the wall. On the table was a box with a strange seal set into the lid, one that Draigo had never seen before in person. The box was set with a tiny clasp, which Draigo lifted, his heart pounding. He reached to lift the lid, then froze. What if he was wrong? What if the High Lords were truthful?
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 04/30/11(Sat)13:50 No.14765497
    >>14765470
    No problem broseph, too bad about your cat.
    >> Voglia Di Dance All Night - Eiffel 65 Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 04/30/11(Sat)14:13 No.14765676
    But…no. The High Lords had to have been lying. There was no way that even the Emperor could have consumed a Greater Khornate Daemon and emerged unscathed. Even noble Sanguinius had merely slain Ka’Bhanda, rather than trying to consume his power. This had to be done.
    With a final breath of resentment at the universe for going so completely wrong, Draigo lifted the lid of the Terminus Decree and gazed inside.
    The box was empty.
    For several seconds, Draigo just stared, feeling his jaw slowly drop. How could this be? Not since Malcador the Sigility had ordered the box be placed there immediately before ascending the Golden Throne had the room been opened! What foul trickery was this?
    Kaldor felt his astonishment turn to rage. His hands shook, even through his Terminator armor. He replaced the lid of the box, his eyes clouding with anger. Whomever was responsible for this would burn in hell.
    Just as he spun to the exit, where his retinue waited, however, a rattling noise caught his ears. He turned back to the box on its iron table, and saw that the lid had been replaced backwards. He turned to fix it, and the seal of the Golden Throne popped off of the lid. Draigo started, and saw to his astonishment that the seal was not inlaid in the wood, but detachable, a small plug connected it to the thin layer of wood of the lid itself. A tiny piece of paper popped out of the plug, and fell down into the box itself.
    His anger sated, Draigo picked up the paper, and unfurled it gingerly. In High Gothic, twelve words were printed.
    “Await the Emperor before the Throne. He knows you are coming. Malcador.”
    Beneath the box, a beacon blinked once, unseen.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 04/30/11(Sat)14:16 No.14765696
    Aaaand I have to run errands. My posting should be much more frequent tonight, when I'm not being sidelined to help prepare for a get-together.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/11(Sat)14:19 No.14765724
    >>14765676
    Someone's in trouble.
    >> 1d4chan Admiral_Awesome 04/30/11(Sat)14:28 No.14765785
    I have looked thoroughly at the website, and the only contribution added for the epicness of this two part thread is a picture added to the gallery on the Tarrasque page.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/11(Sat)14:34 No.14765844
    I vote Sanguinius comes back. Hopefully as something ridiculous. A little boy seems a popular one. Or an incorporal spirit. He spent the time he was dead in the warp, being traded back and forth between Slaanesh and Khorne. They used him as toy, fighting over him constantly.

    Make him the perfect straight man for all the insanity. He should be the one sitting in the corner asking 'Remember when our lives made sense? Like, just a little bit?' But he's so ridiculous now and just spent 10 millenia as Slaanesh's prison bitch that no one really listens to him.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/11(Sat)14:38 No.14765878
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    I was bored so i made this guy
    >> Anonymous 04/30/11(Sat)14:38 No.14765879
    >>14765844
    I'll second this
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 04/30/11(Sat)15:14 No.14766227
    >>14765878
    Beautiful.

    Now I'll revisit our dearest, lovable emo kid, Corax.
    >> GL Pretentious Hipster !!NU1qDw5ZF2C 04/30/11(Sat)15:26 No.14766338
    This is one of the most awesome things I have ever beheld.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 04/30/11(Sat)15:33 No.14766390
    >>14766338
    Thank you.

    There's not much date on the Raven Guard, in fact, from what I can tell their current Chapter Master and 1st Company Captain aren't even recorded, so...Corax is going be sitting some of this story out.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 04/30/11(Sat)16:03 No.14766632
    9-018-001-M42
    The mists and tendrils if the Eye of Terror reach far beyond the abandoned Eldar crone worlds at their core. The twists and clouds of nebular gas and pure Warp energy conceal entire stars, rifts in the Warp you could lose a battleship in, and daemon worlds in the dozens.
    Corax, of the Raven Guard, fled here to erase his shame after he unleashed mutagens on his own Marines, in an attempt to rebuild his numbers. He traveled to the Eye find his absolution in death, but what he found instead, was Fulgrim.
    The horribly mutated Greater Daemon that had possessed his former brother was a sadistic monstrosity, who had turned the mind of the once-great Primarch into a terrified observer in his own twisted body. Corax had set his ship down on Fulgrim’s world. Much to his immediate horror, however, Fulgrim denied him an honorable death, instead tossing his ship around like a toy in tumultuous winds, killing everyone aboard except the Primarch himself.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 04/30/11(Sat)16:33 No.14766885
    thred's ded
    :(
    Anyway, one I'm done with Corax's adventures, I think it will be time to check in on good old Lion.
    >> Admiral_Awesome 04/30/11(Sat)16:34 No.14766896
    im still here
    >> Anonymous 04/30/11(Sat)16:37 No.14766924
    >>14766885
    Still here Im just trying to save space for you.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/11(Sat)16:37 No.14766928
    >>14766896
    Same. We love this shit, OP!
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 04/30/11(Sat)16:40 No.14766958
    Oh, good. Here, have some Raven Guard.

    Even as Corax’s Navigator died, Corax rammed the ship into one of the temples Fulgrim’s parasitic Daemon Prince had had built in his honor. Enraged, Fulgrim ripped Corax from his ship and tossed him into a pocket of the Warp, denying him eternally the pleasures of his Slaaneshi Daemon World. Every few thousand years or so, Fulgrim spared Corax a thought, lost as he was in maze of Fulgrim’s creation.
    A maze of corridors, each a different color, as labyrinthine as anything Slaanesh had ever made, with no exit, the massive complex was nothing less than a daemon itself, and it took endless delight from Corax’s stumblings. When the mighty warrior wasn’t looking, the daemon would seal passages off behind him, or re-open old ones, until Corax dropped from exhaustion. When he awoke, revitalized against his will by the energies of the Warp, he could do nothing but set off again, in the nonexistent hope that somehow, he would find a way out.
    As time is meaningless in the Warp, Corax couldn’t even tell himself how long he had been there. With every step, he moved nowhere. His mind made numb by the passage of time, the black-haired Primarch wandered around the endless labyrinth, praying endlessly to his father for release.
    “Father-Emperor, guide mercy release absolve…” he managed in his shattered mind. “find place understand help…”


    >steratic IgG2a
    captcha is describing a recipe for a chemical warhead to me...
    >> Anonymous 04/30/11(Sat)16:44 No.14766999
    Bump fer awesome
    >> Admiral_Awesome 04/30/11(Sat)16:48 No.14767032
    Are we going to have any interactions between the Emperasque and the sisters of battle?
    >> Anonymous 04/30/11(Sat)16:49 No.14767043
    >>14767032

    Now THAT would be interesting to see.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 04/30/11(Sat)16:51 No.14767059
    >>14767032
    ...Possibly. I hadn't thought of that, honestly.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/11(Sat)16:54 No.14767072
    >>14767059
    Emperasque gets a flamer spongebath.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 04/30/11(Sat)16:58 No.14767113
    >>14767072
    i read that as flamer spongebob and thought "what's the difference?"
    >> Anonymous 04/30/11(Sat)16:59 No.14767133
    >>14767072
    MY DAUGHTERS, THANK YOU FOR YOUR WARM WELCOME. GET A LITTLE BIT TO THE LEFT, PLEASE!

    Damn this daemon, he is resistant to all our attacks! More promethium!
    >> Anonymous 04/30/11(Sat)17:02 No.14767158
    i think i might be in love with Emperasque.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/11(Sat)17:04 No.14767179
    >>14767158
    We all are
    >> Admiral_Awesome 04/30/11(Sat)17:08 No.14767210
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    found this pic on 1D4chan.... thought it might inspire you
    >> Anonymous 04/30/11(Sat)17:10 No.14767249
    GUYS

    GUYS

    GUYS

    I just had the BEST IDEA EVER.

    ARE YOU READY FOR IT?

    ...

    TIME TO FIGHT DA PLANETBOSS.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/11(Sat)17:13 No.14767277
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    >these threads
    >> Anonymous 04/30/11(Sat)17:26 No.14767405
    >>14767249
    DEFFBOSS VS EMPERORASQUE
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 04/30/11(Sat)17:27 No.14767413
    >>14767405
    Planetboss vs. Emperasque might just have to happen.

    It won't be me who dies it, not as part of this story, anyway. Maybe as a stand-alone after this tale is concluded.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/11(Sat)17:31 No.14767456
    >>14767413
    Will you continue with the storytelling, good sir?
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 04/30/11(Sat)17:40 No.14767540
    Yeah, I'm just foraging. There's a hundred guests over and I didn't want to fight the buffet line for kibble.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/11(Sat)17:43 No.14767574
    >>14767540
    Then I shall continue lurking and bumping strategically until your return.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 04/30/11(Sat)17:52 No.14767646
    Far-off, Fulgrim smirked to himself, wrapping his four arms around the pile of quivering courtesans who held his viewing crystal aloft. They shrieked joyously and expired, their souls drained from their bodies. Fulgrim’s hideously empty pink eye sockets drank in the sights the crystal showed him. On Blekrun’s World, a Noise Marine desecrated a temple of the Omnissiah and laughed. In the depths of Terra, a Sister of Battle was overrun and sliced to ribbons by a rampaging mob. On the ruined plains of Tartarus, a Khornate daemon was drowned alive in a pool of blood by a Keeper of Secrets.
    And in the depths of the Living Labyrinth, Corax the Raven was plodding forth, his mind long since gone.
    Fulgrim sighed. How reassuring! Sometimes he wanted to make an alteration to the maze, but these little viewings always helped to remind him the sometimes, the most exquisite pleasures were drawn from delayed enjoyment.
    Corax kept reciting his remorseful litany in his mind. “Need out…desperate repent Father leave…”
    “WHAT ARE YOU EVEN ON ABOUT, CORAX?” For several seconds, the scarred Primarch continued limping forward, his eyes blank and downcast, before bumping into a wall of solid orange armor scale. His empty eyes glanced up, but he couldn’t even tell what he was seeing. The animal before him was like nothing else he’d seen in the labyrinth. It was the size of three Land Raider Spartans stacked together, with a massive, fanged jaw, and beady purple eyes. His befuddled mind couldn’t even process the possibility of someone else in the Living Labyrinth with him.
    “HEY, PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER. WE’RE GETTING THE HELL OUT OF HERE.” Corax’s empty eyes blinked, until he finally processed what he was seeing. His eyes rolled up and he fell to his knees, sobbing brokenly. “Forgiveness…forgiveness…”
    “SURE. WE’RE OFF.” And with a brilliant flash of purple light, the Living Labyrinth was no more.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/11(Sat)17:53 No.14767651
    >>14767405
    And the battlefield?

    A Black Crusade.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/11(Sat)17:54 No.14767665
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    >>14767651
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 04/30/11(Sat)17:54 No.14767674
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    We just hit the 15,000 word mark!
    >> Anonymous 04/30/11(Sat)17:59 No.14767712
    >>14767651
    I can imagine it now:
    *Emprahsque and Deffboss are flying through space hurling each other into battle barges*
    *Abaddon jumps out of exploding Planet Killer*
    "YOU FOOLS WILL PAY FOR-"
    *Gets crushed between Deffboss' and Emprahsque's fists as they collide*
    >> Anonymous 04/30/11(Sat)18:04 No.14767746
    BUMP!
    MORE BUMP!
    BUMP FOR THE BUMP GOD!
    WRITEFAGGOTRY FOR THE WRITEFAGGOTRY THRONE!
    >> Anonymous 04/30/11(Sat)18:05 No.14767760
    >>14767712
    Deffboss sees Emperorasque and realizes how Orky he is. He doesn't have any weapons or armor, just his teef an spoiky bitz. Deffboss WAAAAAAAAAAGHS for the EMPRASQUIGGOFF FING now.
    >> Brother-Captain Fumbles 04/30/11(Sat)18:15 No.14767834
    BUMB FOR THE EMPRASQUE
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 04/30/11(Sat)18:16 No.14767839
    >>14767760
    Would Planet Boss even recognize the Emperasque? The Planetboss is the size of Phobos, the Emperasque is the size of an office building. How could they even see each other? That's like a blue whale trying to converse with a dust mite.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/11(Sat)18:17 No.14767843
    >>14767760
    YES
    >> Anonymous 04/30/11(Sat)18:20 No.14767876
    >>14767839
    Well obviously, Emperasque will be in his terminator suit made of Terra. So they'll both be the same size.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/11(Sat)18:21 No.14767892
    >>14767839
    Emperasque is sorta a hugely powerful psyker/warp god, now, right? I mean, he basically pimpslapped Slaanesh and a Necron army, and jumped into the webway like it was a kiddie pool. He should have no problems getting noticed by Deffboss.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/11(Sat)18:21 No.14767895
    >>14767712
    BUT HOW CAN HE JUMP WHEN HE IS IN A DREADNOUGHT?
    >> Anonymous 04/30/11(Sat)18:22 No.14767903
    >>14767895
    Tankred managed it.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 04/30/11(Sat)18:29 No.14767987
    >>14767892
    ...guys
    guys what if
    guys what if deffboss was a wyrdboy too?
    someone make a new entry on 1dchan about that.
    MEANWHILE:
    >> Anonymous 04/30/11(Sat)18:30 No.14767990
    >Emperesque fighting Deffboss while wearing termie armour made of Holy Terra itself in the middle of a Black Crusade while Abanought attempts to be relevant

    You must write this. NOW
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 04/30/11(Sat)18:31 No.14768002
    A blob of purple mist appeared in the vehicle bay of the Ravenspire. The assembled Raven Guard, what few remained, knelt reverently. The enormous form of the Emperor appeared with a burst of displaced air, and Corax collapsed on the ceramite floor, sound asleep. The chapter Chief Librarian bent his head. “My Lord God, thank you for returning our progenitor to us. I feel his mind is exhausted, though no worse for wear after a trip through the Warp here with you.”
    “I ‘AM’ A GELLAR FIELD, WHEN I CHOOSE TO BE,” the Emperor said loftily. “SEE TO HIS WELLBEING, LIBRARIAN, WHILE I TEND TO ANOTHER. HIS LIFE IS IN YOUR HANDS.”
    “It shall be as you say,” the Librarian intoned. The Emperor continued. “I CONFESS SOME SURPRISE. HOW DID YOU KNOW I WAS COMING?”
    “The Dark Angels called ahead via astropath, my Lord God, and Lord El’Jonson himself informed us you would be visiting soon, with Lord Corax accompanying you. We shall tend to him until his mind recovers.”
    “GREAT! WOW, THAT WAS RELATIVELY PAINLESS.” The colossal Emperor glanced down at the rigid body of Corax. “UH, FOR ME. UM. ANYWAY, I SHALL RETURN WHEN I HAVE FINISHED. GOOD LUCK.”
    >> Anonymous 04/30/11(Sat)18:31 No.14768003
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    >>14767990
    And someone fit the events of this pic into it for extra win.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/11(Sat)18:36 No.14768047
    Finally!

    I get a chance to post in one of these before its archived! Sweet mother of awesome and win!

    Oh great Someone Else, deliverer of Writefaggotry, grant us more writings of your amazing caliber, and deliver onto us--if it pleases you--tales of Magnus, and the Blood Magpies, and the Emperasque eating hordes of tyranids.

    For your wonderous gifts, you have our thanks!
    >> Anonymous 04/30/11(Sat)18:37 No.14768054
    >>14768002
    >FOR ME, ANYWAY.
    This line brought me joy, the likes of which I can never describe. I love you, writefriend.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 04/30/11(Sat)18:38 No.14768068
    Oh, you can bet money on the Magpies appearing.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/11(Sat)18:40 No.14768087
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    >>14768068
    Blood Magpies?
    >MORE JOY.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/11(Sat)18:44 No.14768113
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    >>14768087
    >> Anonymous 04/30/11(Sat)18:57 No.14768219
    BAMP.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 04/30/11(Sat)19:03 No.14768271
    Sorry about the delay, I'm giving tours of my house (._.). I'm about halfway into the next chapter.

    Soon we'll get to the fate of the Grey Knights, after we check back in with Lion.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/11(Sat)19:19 No.14768382
    In the name of the Emperasque, I COMMAND THIS THREAD TO LIVE!
    >> Admiral_Awesome 04/30/11(Sat)19:20 No.14768389
    is it me, or does the Emperasque seem a little over powered?
    >> Anonymous 04/30/11(Sat)19:27 No.14768431
    >>14768389
    HERESY
    i know it when i see it
    he's the friggin' Emprah, plus an invincible mythical juggernaut. Honestly, what do you expect?
    >> Anonymous 04/30/11(Sat)19:29 No.14768446
    >>14768389
    He was most powerful psyker ever BEFORE being fed thousand of psyker sou;s each day for eight thousand years, sooo...
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 04/30/11(Sat)19:30 No.14768449
    >>14768389
    Here, let me quote the 1d4chan entry.
    The Tarrasque is a pure fucking engine of destruction. Dreaded by adventurers for its high hp value and its obscenely high regeneration ability, only surpassed by Zargon in the Elder Evils book, it is known to rampage across nations eating everything. It cannot fully be killed through normal means; therefore, A player (or group) lucky enough to reduce a Tarrasque to negative 30 hp will then have to use a wish or miracle spell to completely destroy it, with only a 50% chance of success. if unsuccessful it will wake up again x years later and fuck more shit up.
    Also:
    The Emperor is so powerful that he could DESTROY SUNS BY SNAPPING HIS FINGERS!!! The Chaos Gods are scared shitless of this guy, and hope that he dies so they can take over the universe. If the God Emperor were to arise again Chaos would be FUCKED.
    Now combine those two, and go figure...
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 04/30/11(Sat)19:31 No.14768467
    0-017-001-M42
    Lord Kaldor Draigo was on the verge of losing his temper. He had flown straight to Terra as fast as he could after finding Malcador the Sigilite’s message, and raced to the Imperial Palace the second he had entered the atmosphere. The Palace was in the middle of an uproar, unabated after the transmission the High Lords had made. The Palace authority had not, of course, not refused entry to the vessel containing the Lord Grand Master of the Grey Knights, but even his name couldn’t clear the brewing riots in depths of Terra. The full company of the Adeptus Custodes had assembled within the halls of the Palace, and every one of the innumerable adepts, drones, Ecclesiarchs, and pilgrims within the massive structure had been forced out, unless they were one of those lucky few who lived within the massive, country-spanning building itself.
    Draigo paced back and forth before the Eternity Gate, his every step watched with raptor-like vigilance by the gold-armored Custodes that guarded it. Under more normal circumstances, he probably would have been just a little intimidated by the pair of Warhounds tracking his every move, but he was far too irate to care.
    After nearly an hour of waiting – an HOUR! To fulfill the Terminus Decree! – the doors finally swung open, and a Custodian Terminator strode forth. He spoke without preamble. “Lord Draigo. You are expected. I apologize for the wait, but things have become hectic of late.” Without another word, he turned on his heel and walked back into the room, with the slightly shorter Draigo hot on his heels.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/11(Sat)19:34 No.14768488
    >>14768467

    Sorry, but

    >Custodes
    >Wearing any armor

    WHAT.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 04/30/11(Sat)19:36 No.14768506
    >>14768488
    They wear armor in every image of them ever released by GW. Their description as topless in the Imperialis Codex is contradicted by literally ever single other description in the canon.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/11(Sat)19:36 No.14768509
    >>14768488
    I'm pretty sure they wear armor. What's the problem?
    >> Johnny Ridden !tyRw75WsKs 04/30/11(Sat)19:38 No.14768522
    >>14768488
    Every image and mention of them I have seen shows them in armor.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/11(Sat)19:39 No.14768528
    >>14768389

    It operates based on a certain fan interpretation of the Emperor's power level.

    I might disagree with it, based on both Bill Kings' and Alan Merrett's (and HH series) depictions of Emps but not so much as to be bugged by these threads.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/11(Sat)19:45 No.14768594
    >>14768506

    Meh, I always imagined them like those guys from 300.

    Carry on, I have said nothing.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/11(Sat)19:49 No.14768622
    OH MY FUCKING EMPERORASQUE THIS IS THE GREATEST THREAD IN EXISTENCE BUMP FOR MANLY TEARS OF GLORY
    >> Anonymous 04/30/11(Sat)19:54 No.14768676
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    >>14768594
    >> Anonymous 04/30/11(Sat)20:09 No.14768820
    bumperoo
    >> Admiral_Awesome 04/30/11(Sat)20:11 No.14768846
    This thread is falling behind...
    ACTIVATE BUMP THRUSTERS!!!!
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 04/30/11(Sat)20:13 No.14768866
    “I can not wait any longer,” Draigo said icily. “I must speak with the God-Emperor at once.”
    The noise level around him was higher than he ever would have guessed. The thousands of tubes and conduits that lead from the floor to the Golden Throne had been unplugged from the Throne and retracted, spooled back into hidden coils in the floor. Previously, they had ferried the souls of the sacrificed psykers in the tunnels below to the Emperor, so that His life could be sustained. Now, however, the psykers were allowed to live, and the Throne was gradually being disassembled.
    “Naturally,” the Custodian replied drily. “Might I inquire as to the subject?” Draigo hesitated.
    “…No. I apologize, Lord Custodian, but I am afraid I must speak to Him and Him alone.”
    The Custodian whirled around. “Master Draigo, I can only assume you came here to enact the Terminus Decree. Not even we of the Household Guard were privy to its orders, but I can imagine them. The Emperor Himself informed us, the day after Malcador sealed those orders away, that they told you to come here and await Him. Well, He’s gone.” The light from thousands of laminators glinted off his jet-black helmet lenses. “Deal with it.”
    >> Anonymous 04/30/11(Sat)20:14 No.14768892
    >>14768866
    >"Deal with it."
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 04/30/11(Sat)20:30 No.14769042
    Draigo, for the second time in a week and the third time in his life, felt his jaw drop. He was astonished by the Custodian’s utter disrespect, but also by his knowledge of something that should have been sealed away and forbidden for everyone in the galaxy but him and the Emperor.
    “Now, you listen,” he snapped angrily. “I traveled here from Titan because I was assured that the Emperor himself would give me the command of the Decree, and so I shall wait here until he does.”
    The Custodian stared impassively at the seething Gray Knight, then shrugged, with every sign of nonchalance. “Fine. Suit yourself. Try anything insipid and we’ll rip you to shreds, anyway.” He gestured vaguely in the direction of the massive banner of Sanguinius, head bowed, that hung behind the Emperor. “There’s probably still a forklift back there for you to sit on if you get bored.”
    Draigo tilted his head, stunned. The Custodian was all right with his demand? He seized the opportunity. “Very well, thank you.”
    “Whatever you say,” the Custodian said coolly. He turned back to the Throne and walked towards it, as the Eternity Gate slid shut with an echoing CLANG. Draigo looked out over the massive room with awe. He had been here before, naturally, but never when the room was in such a state. The Golden Throne was being slowly disassembled by a cadre of Archmagi of the Mechanicum, with a ring of several hundred techpriests around the base of the colossal structure, each holding an incense stick in one hand, and a tiny sensor package in the other, those with mechadentrites holding more of either.
    The Throne was coming apart in the excruciating care of the Mechanicum, carefully detaching individual cords, boxes, and tubes, and very cautiously placing them in tiny, vacuum-rated pouches, to be carted off by servitors. The pouches were stamped with purity seals and lowered into a stasis field by another techpriest.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/11(Sat)20:33 No.14769069
    >>14768866
    lol kaldo draigor umad
    >> Admiral_Awesome 04/30/11(Sat)20:36 No.14769103
    >>14769042
    dude, that custodean seems to be the greatest character to have been ever writen, ever.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/11(Sat)20:39 No.14769129
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    >>14769042
    the Adeptus Mechanicus makes me go all tingly.
    bump for technogasms
    >> Anonymous 04/30/11(Sat)20:41 No.14769141
    I was under the impression that custodes used to wear armor, but after the Horus heresy, in a sign of mourning, the changed colors (red to black) and abandoned all their equipment except for their helmets and halberd. But I'm completely ok with them keeping the armor.


    Also, wasn´t Draigo trapped in the warp raping greater demons with his sword forged with his mind from a bloodthirster's axe? (WAAAAARRRRRDDDD)
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 04/30/11(Sat)20:41 No.14769143
    >>14769129
    um, OK.

    I'm going with the /tg/ canon description of the Fabricator-General, here, by the way, a huge man with an entirely augmetic torso, which contains the brains of several prior Fabricators-General, which the current one can use like libraries of memories if need be. Keep that in mind.
    >> Johnny Ridden !tyRw75WsKs 04/30/11(Sat)20:44 No.14769169
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    >>14768866
    WIP drawfaggtory for the epicness and to appease the lore god.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/11(Sat)20:44 No.14769172
    >>14769143


    I hope he's named like i think he's named...
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 04/30/11(Sat)20:50 No.14769217
    >>14769169
    Magnificent.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 04/30/11(Sat)20:57 No.14769269
    Beyond them, a group of nearly a thousand Custodes were busily manhandling massive crates into rows, while a colossal cargolifter, driven by another Custodian, lifted them into stacks. Some of them had layers of dust on them that looked as if they had not been disturbed in years, which surprised him greatly. Didn’t sanctionites, Inquisitors, and fresh Custodes come in here all the time?
    A telepath with the markings of a Master Astropathica Adept bustled past him with a psyker-stave in his hand, mumbling to himself. “However shall we do this, oh however shall we do this…”
    Draigo lifted one armored hand. “You, there, Astropath…where is the Emperor?”
    The Astropath spun around and glared at the Grey Knight through sightless eyes. “Have you taken all leave of your senses, Custodian? How could you not know?” Without another word, he spun away and resumed mumbling without missing a syllable.
    Draigo started after him, growing more and more irritated by the second. “Wait, I’m not…” he trailed off as the muttering psychic walked away. He stopped and turned around again, fighting a growing feeling of being sandbagged. “Does nobody here but me think that the Emperor being possessed is a matter of some urgency?” he snarled under his breath
    >> Brother-Captain Fumbles 04/30/11(Sat)20:58 No.14769277
    BUMPGASM
    >> Anonymous 04/30/11(Sat)21:00 No.14769294
    >>14769143
    He also has tank tracks for legs.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/11(Sat)21:01 No.14769297
    yessss. feed me the precious write fagotry, it sustains me, it gives me strength, soon i shall have the strength to drawfag.

    >image reconow
    patients capatcha, patients
    >> Anonymous 04/30/11(Sat)21:01 No.14769298
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    BUMP FOR THE BUMP GOD. POST FOR THE POST THRONE!
    >> Anonymous 04/30/11(Sat)21:09 No.14769350
    >>14769172
    What would that be?
    >> Anonymous 04/30/11(Sat)21:13 No.14769376
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    >>14769350

    The creator of the greatest warmachine ever, of course.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/11(Sat)21:16 No.14769416
    PLEASE POST THIS LAST BIT SO I CAN GO TO BED.
    >> Brother-Captain Fumbles 04/30/11(Sat)21:18 No.14769426
    >>14769416
    AND SO I CAN GET TO WROK
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 04/30/11(Sat)21:20 No.14769448
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    >>14769426
    "WROK ON, FUMBLES
    WROK ON"
    >> Anonymous 04/30/11(Sat)21:21 No.14769461
    >>14769448

    Please. It's 03:22 (24h) here. I need some sleep.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/11(Sat)21:23 No.14769478
    This is awesome and all but should Drago be stuck in the Realm Of Chaos?
    >> Anonymous 04/30/11(Sat)21:24 No.14769483
    GO TO BED OR MAKE SACRIFICES IN YOUR LIFE AND LIVELIHOOD

    OR IN OTHER WORDS: "DEAL WITH IT"
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 04/30/11(Sat)21:24 No.14769491
    A pair of Inquisitors, both Ordos Malleus by the look of them, walked up behind the power-armored warrior and came to a halt. “Grand Master Draigo?” the elder one asked.
    Draigo spun around. “Yes. Who might you be?”
    The Inquisitor smiled. “I am Averus Valentine, of the Ordo Malleus. This is my associate, Jonash Haldebrandt. We would like your assistance.”
    Draigo crossed his arms. “And how may I serve you, gentlemen?”
    Haldebrandt spoke up. “Grand Master, am I to understand that you have seen the broadcast made by the High Lords?”
    “Naturally,” Draigo replied. “What of it?”
    “Well, Master, we’ve seen it too. We were wondering what you thought of it,” Valentine said, his face a placid, unassuming mask.
    Draigo slowly uncrossed his arms. He gestured with his hands to the corner of the colossal room, and slowly walked off in that direction. Valentine allowed a small smile for his younger colleague and followed.
    “I don’t know what you mean, Inquisitor,” Draigo said slowly.
    “I imagine you do,” Haldebrandt said mildly. “The Emperor Himself, in His divine glory, consuming a Greater Daemon of Khorne in single combat? For that matter, a Daemon even appearing in this, the most heavily guarded building in all of human space?”
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 04/30/11(Sat)21:26 No.14769506
    >>14769461
    >>14769416
    Bed down, this whole thread is on easymodo and sup/tg/, and 1d4chan. I'll start a new thread soon.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/11(Sat)21:29 No.14769540
    >>14769506

    Right, thanks for all the writefaggotrzzzzzzz....
    >> Anonymous 04/30/11(Sat)21:30 No.14769559
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    he left?
    you left?
    shit.
    he left.
    well, party's over then.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 04/30/11(Sat)21:33 No.14769577
    >>14769559
    No, that one guy left. I'm still writing.
    >> Admiral_Awesome 04/30/11(Sat)21:43 No.14769690
    >>14769577
    so... when you make the new thread, could you put a link to it in this thread so we can find it easyer?
    >> [redacted] 04/30/11(Sat)21:43 No.14769694
    bump
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 04/30/11(Sat)21:47 No.14769734
    >>14769690
    Sure. It will be in about an hour, though, I'm utterly exhausted.

    16,754 words now.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/11(Sat)21:51 No.14769765
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    Transcript of vox-transmission near the eastern fringe of Segmentum Solar
    FOR INQUISITORIAL PERSONAL ONLY

    ???: You'ze best watch yer mouth humie! You be declarin' war on da Deffboss!
    ???: THIS IS NOT WAR - THIS IS PEST CONTROL!
    ???: I got me five millin' boyz. How many are ya?
    ???: ONE.
    ???: You'ze fink one humie git can beat my 'hole WAAAGH!?
    ???: I THINK ONE GOD-EMPEROR CAN BEAT YOUR WHOLE WAAAGH! YOU ARE SUPERIOR IN ONE RESPECT.
    ???: Oi? What dat?
    ???: YOU ARE BETTER AT DYING.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 04/30/11(Sat)21:53 No.14769783
    Draigo reached one vaulted wall of the room and continued along it. “It had struck me as odd.”
    “Us as well, Master Draigo. Do you think that perhaps, the High Lords might have been lying?” Valentine asked.
    “Lying? Probably not,” Draigo hedged. “Obscuring the truth? Probably. Emperor knows, daemons can be willfully summoned. An Inquisitor of all people should know that.”
    “Touché, Master Draigo,” Valentine said, a smile tugging at his lips. Heldebrandt just looked miffed. “In fact, that is what we suspect occurred. We think that the Most Divine Emperor summoned a daemon from the Warp and bound himself to its form.”
    Draigo sighed. “Under…literally any other circumstance, I imagine I would kill you both for that heresy…but I agree. That seems to be the case.”
    Valentine stopped walking, all traces of levity gone from him now. “So…what do we do about it?”


    OK, fa/tg/uys, the thread's hit the bump limit, and I'm tired as hell. I might call it quits for the night here.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/11(Sat)21:54 No.14769790
    >>14769765
    AWESOME
    >> Anonymous 04/30/11(Sat)21:57 No.14769816
    >>14769765
    SOMEONE GET ON THIS!
    >> Johnny Ridden !tyRw75WsKs 04/30/11(Sat)21:57 No.14769822
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    >>14769169
    Finished and cleaned up version
    >> [redacted] 04/30/11(Sat)22:04 No.14769903
    >>14769783
    Good night writefreind!
    >> Anonymous 04/30/11(Sat)22:18 No.14770047
    >>14769783
    Sleep well and may the image of the Emperasque haunt/bless your dreams.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/11(Sat)23:12 No.14770591
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    Great thread. Hope to see more soon.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)02:59 No.14772856
    /tg/, I ask you humbly, will this thread ever die?
    /tg/, what do you answer me?
    >> Anonymous 05/01/11(Sun)03:58 No.14773199
    >>14772856
    And we will look back, and whisper to the dirty politicians, and all the whores,
    no.



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