>>15348777
REPLY: NEGATIVE; THAT IS A STANDARD HUMAN ADOLESCENT MALE.

He looks pretty normal. What's his name?

>>15348787
I don't remember off the top of my head. I know it started with an "M" but I cant' remember.

He looks like a bit of a delinquent, might want to be a bit careful

OP, really? Come on, I know he's wearing a moonrune shirt, but that doesn't mean you can't give him a chance!

I know that guy. He's from that boring normal high school. Yeah he's a pretty normal guy except that he isn't wearing any pant.

He's too normal OP. He won't understand your geeky hobbies.

Nah, he looks like a pretty normal guy to me.

Should be fine.

>>15348777
WOH!!

You must have the coolest group in town! That guy looks badass.

I bet he's the biggest badass at his school! Only upstageable by the likes of Freddy Mercury- HAHA, YEAH RIGHT!!

You let that old guy play why not him?

There's something about him...

>>15348831
Freddy? He's DMing.

...seriously, are you all blind?!?
A normal guy?
Can't you see the obvious?
I mean, sheesh, look at him!
He's not wearing shoes or pants!
Adding that to that teppist look, you should be careful OP: likely he's going to do as he well please! Still,give him a chance: it might be just a weird look, sure, but for the rest, he seems pretty normal, as far I can see.

He's got a really wide face, man.

>>15348885
To be honest.
I'm not wearing shoes or pants at the moment.

I think I know that guy.
He used to be in our Shadowrun group. He quit some time ago though, he said the gameworld was too technical and futuristic for him, it confused him.

Hmm... now that you mention it, there IS something strange about this guy...
I got it! It's so obvious! He's not wearing his school uniform the correct way!
... eh, let him play, he's probably a cool guy

Come on, let him join, OP. He may be a delinquent (then again, who here isn't) but he does the most awesome voices.

>>15348777

It must be his impossibly soothing voice.

Why is the game always at my house?

I know that guy! That's Roly-Poly! I used to play with him back in middle school!

I think its his hairdo, maybe. Still don't judge a man by his wig, let him play.

>>15349395
Cuz you're parents keep buying pizza for the rest of us.

>>15348777
THAT'S A FUCKING ROBOT! WHY IS NOBODY POINTING OUT THAT HE'S A FUCKING ROBOT?!

>>15349421
What do you mean his parents? He lives alone and sometimes wears a wig.

>>15349435
>THAT'S A FUCKING ROBOT! WHY IS NOBODY POINTING OUT THAT HE'S A FUCKING ROBOT?!

Dude, what are you saying? Are you out of your mind? Just because someone has a hard skin, doesn't mean he's a robot! Stop being so offending!

>>15349435

>THAT'S A FUCKING ROBOT!

No, that's not it. . .

Gosh, there's just something bugging me about the new kid that I just can't put my finger on. . .

>>15349435
>THAT'S A FUCKING ROBOT! WHY IS NOBODY POINTING OUT THAT HE'S A FUCKING ROBOT?!
The fuck? Is "robot" some kind of new racial slur? Fucking bigot. Just because he's asian doesn't mean he's an emotionless machine, asshole.

>>15349444
He has a pretty wide face.

>>15349435
>THAT'S A FUCKING ROBOT! WHY IS NOBODY POINTING OUT THAT HE'S A FUCKING ROBOT?!
Even though he might be strange but calling him a robot is just too cold man.

HE WAS A MOTORCYCLE, DOES NOBODY REMEMBER THIS? IT'S A FUCKING CHICK... ERR, ROBOT! A ROBOT I TELLS YA!

>>15349490
Dude, just because he was a motorcycle at some point, doesn't mean he is a robot, dammit! What's wrong with you and robots? I mean, just put someone on top on someone, and they can play motorcycle if they want, don't be ridiculous.

Does he have a disease or something?
He looks a bit pale to me. Even for a fa/tg/uy.

>>15349502
Way to call attention to his kidney condition. You know he's sensitive about that!

>>15349522
Look, sorry okay? I was just checking to see if it wasn't contagious is all.

Man OP, you seem to get some cool people in your group.

Me, I got this incredibly boring, normal group. I just wish the DM came up with something exciting from time to time, or the players did something unexpected like so many here talk about.

I'm not asking for much, just something that would keep me entertained!

>>15349566
yeah, Freddy's an awesome DM. The guy who's house we hang out at is okay. I think. Actually, I can't really remember anything about him.
I just don't know if this new guy is going to fit in.

>>15348777
Why op? He seems perfectly normal to me. Do you suspect he may be a furry?

Am I missing some joke? Is the can man a metaphor for something?

>>15349584
Oh man, do you think that's it? It's so hard to tell sometimes.

Oh, I remembered his name, sorta. It's Mike Sawa, or something like that.

>>15349578
(o.c, how would Freddy DM, he doesnt talk? does the party just look at him and know, like Freddy just sits there and one of the pcs looks at him and goes "WHAT! you cant make use fight a red dragon at our level! what to do mean my rogue takes 27 damage??)

>>15349566
Bah, you're deluded, kid. Every group is more or less exactly as boring as yours: anything interesting is completely unintentional. You sound like a little kid, envying what other people have. Just bear with it, you're supposed to build patience until you feel at ease with your group, is all.

>>15349619
I'm not sure about that. I heard that the group that a friend of someone I know hangs with is really interesting. I bet other groups are a billion times more entertaining than mine.

Maybe the second button on his uniform is missing.

>>15349495
BY GOD! ARE YOU BLIND? HE'S HULK HOGAN WEARING A MASK, DAMMIT!

...
Oops, I got mixed up.

>>15349601
The basis of the joke is misdirection. You the reader and lead to believe that there is something different about "Mike Zawa" but its never revealed in the way you expect or when it is its derided as racist or uncouth. Its a classic comedy technique and one that I plan to work into my set in the near future.

Hey hey, who the hell do you think you guys are, talking big in your little message board?
This is probably all you can do to express yourselves in your life LOL

>>15349732
This guy sounds like a total badass. I'd better stay out of his way.

>>15349732

>>Should I let him join or reject him?
He might use a lot of oil on his hair but I guess he is fighting off baldness so he should oil his head regularly.

Sheesh don't be cruel to him, he probably has to deal a lot seeing he is already loosing his hair at the age of 16.

I think if I remember right he lost his hair in a massive fight at his old school, pretty big one to, lots of guys in the ER that day. Dude, just let him play I wouldn't want to find out how he takes rejection

captcha:

uponhis meste

Enough talk already. As the rightful party leader I say Mechazawa's in.

You all are fools! He is a giant chicken!

And here is the proof!

God I love Cromartie.

Hey, I know his cousin! That dude's a little old-fashioned but has mad skills, used to play games with some Japanese guy named Koizumi.

Let him in, it'll be fun.

Unrelated, but the other day I heard this guy hum a song and it got stuck in my head. The worst part is I don't know what the song was! Can anybody help me?

I think it went "Hmm hmm hm hm hmmm hmmm hmmm hm hmmmm."

>/tg/ does these threads better than /a/

>>15351609
>/tg/ asks honest question about joke
>there's a character from cromartie that would explain it exactly as such.
>mfw this thread worked out perfect.

>>15351372

Oh yeah, I think I know that song! But I think you did it wrong, it went more like "hm hmmm hm hm hmm hmm hm hm hm hm hmmmmm hm hm hmmm"

>>15351641

"hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hm hm hm hmm hmm"?

This thread is absolutely glorious!
This is why I FUCKING LOVE /tg/!!!