shut up and get back in the kitchen!

Finster! Finster! Is my new monster ready yet? I want to squash those teenage troublemakers once and for all!

Quick, alpha, get me five roleplayers with attitude!

>>15418019
>icame.jpg
>>15418007
>noyoudidnt.gif
>>15417996
>fuckyourshitivegotatelescope.png

>>15418025
Captain Murphy would make a fine Zordon of Eltar. If people don't come along for this ride, I'm ashamed of you all...

Yo, 'sup niggaz? I got mah gun here, ready to kill dat white bitch.

Alpha-5, status report! Where are my roleplayers?

Aye-yie-yie-yie-yie! Rangers, where are you? Report in, Power Rangers!

Am I a good guy or a bad guy yet?

inb4 Iplayaflute

>>15418068
I think we got this, gramps.

Calm yo ass, robot bitch! Motherfucking BLUE RANGER right here.

>>15418134
Your episode hasn't aired yet! But be ready, Green Ranger, you shall help destroy Zordon's pathetic weaklings!

>>15418134
A flute that summons a giant dragon robot. That's the most badass flute ever.

>>15418152
fuck your shit. i'm gonna go make my own ranger team. and i'm gonna be all the rangers.

>>15418168

Can we finally play with your team

Right here, my queen! I have the most terrible monster ready to do your bidding. I just need to put the finishing touches on it...

>>15418168
You should teach the younger version of you to put his shield on properly, it's falling off.

Magic wand, MAKE MY MONSTER-

>>15418189
Choose your next words with exceptional care.

>>15418179
who let these faggots out?

>>15418168
>he actually thinks that's a time paradox

>>15418189
No.

>>15418194
-STAY EXACTLY HOW IT IS!

Quick we need specially selected teenage warriors that wear special armour and fight in unreasonably large robots all of which has been created by a being on life support who appears to them and gives them details on how to win against their enemy who is constantly infighting and bestowing gifts on their followers to make them bigger and harder to beat.

I wonder where we can find some of those...

>>15418198

Hey. We are just as good as the Power Rangers. You guys just watch, one day. One day.

Ten thousand years, first act is to conquer earth?
I mean, wouldn't you want a shower, or something?
Maybe grab a kebab?
Priorities, all I'm sayin'.

>In early August 2005, it was revealed that Machiko Soga had been fighting pancreatic cancer for almost two years. On the morning of May 7, 2006, she ultimately lost that battle, and her body was found by a friend visiting her home. She was 68 years old.

...

Lol, what's goin' on in this thread, gaiz?

>>15418221

I was going to get some ooze on her too. If you know what I mean.

>>15418189

IT'S FUCKING BIG ENOUGH ALREADY!

>>15418221
Hello? Lord Zedd? Hi, it's me, Rita. Apparently, I'm dead. Would you mind taking over this quest thread before it completely derails?

>>15418221
...
sadfrog.wmv

>>15418219
Or maybe use the bathroom?

>>15418247

>but Rita is ded
>THEN WHO WAS PHONE

Of course, no problem Rita. I hope you get better. Err, I mean...

*clears throat*

RANGERS! I will destroy you!

>>15418203
so who else wants tommy to be the american equivalent of marvelous, just because he's already been most of the power rangers anyway?

not likely, and if it did happen, would probably end like dino thunder or whatever they called it, but still.

>>15418213
Oh my God

>try to make nostalgiafag quest thread
>thinks it starts to take off
>botched
>try to salvage
>botched
>try to salvage again
>botched again
>die
>still try to salvage
>niggersgonnanig.jpg
>wonders why he can't have nice things

>>15418306
fuck you, this is the best thread on /tg/ tonight

>>15418306
Wait, you were trying to do a quest?

Dude, all you had to do was put "POWER RANGERS QUEST LOL" as the title!

>>15418306

This was supposed to be a quest thread? I thought we were just fuckin' around

>>15418316
As much as I enjoy the humour, it's not the direction I was trying to take it... but if even one person thinks it's the best thread, then I guess I did my job. Maybe I'll try again some other night.

rolled 8685 = 8685

Did the astronaughts that released her eventually die?

>Trang died in a car accident at the age of 27 on September 3, 2001 near San Francisco, California.

>The car swerved violently across the road before hitting the roadside rock face and flipping several times before hitting the safety rail and plunging over the bank.

>It is thus not known whether Trang or the driver were wearing seatbelts. The driver survived the accident; however, Trang died from the injuries she had sustained.

Yeah, my initial thought was this was a messing around/light rp thread.
Questthread never crossed my mind

>>15418345
>eventually
yes. at some point they die. [spoiler]everyone does.[/spoiler]

Aah! After ten thousand years, I'm free!

It's time to conquer Earth!

>>15418168
wasn't that a coma fantasy or something from his dino jewel shattering?

>>15418346
NO GODDAMNIT SHE WAS MY GRADE SCHOOL WAIFU

Why must /tg/ make me cry tonight?

I'll remember you as you were, Trini: a thousand after-school misunderstood boners.

>>15418346
>>15418221
Your childhood is dying before your eyes. What do.

>>15418358
I really wanted to play D3, But I just never had the time.

I heard this thread needed someone to fight a multicolored ranger team.
Oh, somebody's got it already?
This is an outrage!I won't let you get away with treasting an Overlord like this!

rolled 33388 = 33388

Aah! After ten thousand years, I'm free!

It's time to conquer Earth!

>>15418365

She is playing some epic paper football in that pic.

>>15418365

I hate to ask this, but is there any related Rule 34? inb4 gb2/b/

>>15418348
It wasn't going to be super-serious business, and more than likely not more than just tonight (so none of that "such-and-such quest fifty seven" nonsense) unless it really took off and was enjoyed... But I'll try again sometime.

Continue the tom-foolery.

>>15418377
No, not again...

>>15418358
>>15418376
fuck you, fuck you hivemind.
now somebody get some bosch in here.

rolled 18918 = 18918

>>15418392

RITA REPULSA QUEST.

YOU ARE RITA REPULSA.

ARE YOU A BAD ENOUGH WITCH TO STAND BY YOUR FAILURE OF A MAN?!?!

what's that, you have a super awesome megazord? well where is it?
oh, there it is, underneath my zord's foot

>>15418414
damn captcha

Aah! After ten thousand years, I'm free!

It's time to conquer Earth!

FINE! WE'LL DO IT YOUR WAY!

You just got released from your ten-thousand year imprisonment, and you want to continue your plans to conquer Earth. What do you do?

>>15418451
fail miserably

rolled 12 = 12

>>15418451
BUILD POWERFUL ROCKET WITH MASSIVE FUEL SOURCE.

Rollan a d20 for success...

>>15418451
Open a small store.

>>15418483
I lol'd.

>>15418451

a barrel roll

>>15418454
Repeatedly.

>>15418451
Make a needlessly overcomplicated plan to LURE the powerrangers to a public area like a mall and crush them!

THEN PLANT A BOMB

The stars are right! IA DRAGONTHULHU!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lclmf3ipfiQ

>>15418390

located

http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://i1.sndcdn.com/artworks-000000840673-pu8o4m-crop.jpg%3F4ce
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6tbm%3Disch&itbs=1&iact=rc&dur=467&page=9&ndsp=19&ved=1t:429,r:14,s:
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http://soundcloud.com/powerfrancers/rita-repulsa-is-wet

>>15418533
That's Dragon Zilla... you twit.... he hops into the cockpit and they become the most powerful being in existence. Pic related, it's where they saved the universe.

>>15417996
Doesn't Rita become good in the end and lead the Rangers to Victory against the final BBEG?

>>15418189

>pic, pose

PROMOTIONS

Aah! After ten thousand years, I'm free!

It's time to conquer Earth!

>>15418575

Is this a meme yet?

>>15418221
now u made me sad

>>15418346
Stop it, your making me depressed

rolled 5, 14, 7, 19 = 45

>>15418480
MODERATE SUCCESS!

Rocket is built, but with a limited amount of fuel! Only one shot at this!!!

Plan: wait until moon is in proper position then ignite engine, propelling the moon into EARTH!

ROLLAN 4D20 FOR SUCCESS OF TIMING, SUCCESS OF IMPACT, DAMAGE OF IMPACT, AND CHANCE OF SURVIVAL!!!

>>15418595
>I don't know, I'm just bored. Would I be correct in assuming that the new sticky means that I won't be banned if I continue this with a single image of a technicolored, small equine?


Aah! After ten thousand years, I'm free!

It's time to conquer Earth!

rolled 14, 1, 19, 11 = 45

>>15418621

Aah! After ten thousand years, I'm free!

It's time to conquer Earth!

rolled 11, 8 = 19

>>15418621
TIMING - FAILURE! Did not fire the rockets at the right time, moon does not crash into earth at ideal velocity!

IMPACT - MODERATE SUCCESS! Moon is pulled into the EARTH anyways, landing near-enough to major population centers!

DAMAGE - FAILURE! Moon does some damage to local cities, but the majority of the planet is unaffected!

SURVIVAL - GREAT SUCCESS!!! Survived undamaged, along with all my hench-monsters!

NEW PLAN - FIND BASE OF OPERATIONS. ROLLAN FOR LOCATION AND QUALITY OF BASE.

>>15418653
LOCATION - MODERATE SUCCESS! Find a moderately base of operations near enough to major population centers to wreck havoc.

QUALITY - MODERATE FAILURE! It's not a complete shit-hole, but there's only one entrance and the defenses kinda suck.

WHAT DO WE DO NOW?!?!?!

>>15418672

UNLEASH A VIRAL PLAGUE OF LUST AND HATE

THOSE AFFLICTED WILL BE OVERCOME WITH THE DESIRE TO HAVE KINKY HATE-SEX WITH EVERYONE THEY MEET, THEREFORE SPREADING THE DISEASE TO ALL.

>>15418346
Not the yellow ranger!
My first TV crush.

>>15418596
>>15418610

rolled 13, 5, 10, 5, 10, 11, 18 = 72

>>15418682
ROLLAN 7D20

1. SUCCESS OF VIRUS CREATION
2. SUCCESS OF INTRODUCING VIRUS
3. DEGREE OF CONTAGIOUSNESS
4. TIME FOR SYMPTOMS TO MANIFEST
5. DEGREE OF LUST
6. DEGREE OF HATE
7. INCURABILITY

rolled 11, 5, 12, 4, 16, 8, 12 = 68

>>15418721
THESE NUMBERS SUCK AND ARE BORING.

RE-ROLLAN.

rolled 2, 14, 13, 3, 17, 2, 4 = 55

>>15418729
ONE MORE TRY.

>>15418733
THAT'LL DO

1. SUCCESS OF VIRUS CREATION - MASSIVE FAILURE! The virus takes a long time to create, so Zordon has had time to recruit a team of teenagers with attitude!

2. SUCCESS OF INTRODUCING VIRUS - SUCCESS! A large number of people in The City are initially infected, from the lowliest hobo to the valleyest valley-girl!

3. DEGREE OF CONTAGIOUSNESS - SUCCESS! The virus is spread by bodily fluids with almost 100% success.

4. TIME FOR SYMPTOMS TO MANIFEST - MASSIVE FAILURE! It takes a few weeks for the virus to start affecting people's behavior.

5. DEGREE OF LUST - GREAT SUCCESS! Those infected are horny mofos, will hump anyone and most things too.

6. DEGREE OF HATE - MASSIVE FAILURE! Unfortunately, the virus only causes the infected to make the occasional snarky comment during sex, hurting the feelings of their victims at worst.

7. INCURABILITY - FAILURE! A cure is possible, and if you don't prevent research it'll likely be found before the virus can cause too much chaos!

WAT DO NAO?!

Villain wifeu and competent tier

>>15418776

PREVENT A CURE FROM HAPPENING! BY KIDNAPPING ALL THE SCIENTISTS IN THE CITY TO WORK FOR ME NOW!

Also work on making our shithole--I mean base--less shitholey and more baselike. WITH THE CAPTURED SCIENTISTS!

AHAHAHAHHAHAHAH

>>15418699

rolled 14, 15, 11, 2 = 42

>>15418800
>sick of all-caps, typing normal for a while

Rollan 4d20

1. Number of scientists captured.
2. Quality of scientists
3. Success of scientists in improving base
4. Keep all this secret from those meddling teenagers

SENTAI MASTER RACE
MOCKING YOU PUNY POWER RANGER PEASANTS

>>15418827
1. Number of scientists captured - Success! 75% of the city's scientists are captured, providing a major set-back to the research for a cure!

2. Quality of scientists - Great success! These scientists know their shit in a variety of scientific fields, and are also skilled engineers!

3. Success of scientists in improving base - Moderate success! The scientists work eagerly to improve the base, adding high-quality defenses, a moderate anti-teleportation-force-field to protect against sneak attacks, and a secret tunnel!

4. Keep all this secret from those meddling teenagers - MASSIVE FAILURE! The Power Rangers are on their way RIGHT FREAKING NOW!

Wat do?

>>15418800
>>15418822

>two double doubles

Aah! After ten thousand years, I'm free!

It's time to conquer Earth!

>>15418844

QUICKLY, WEAPONIZE THE PLAGUE INTO A FORM WHERE WE CAN EASILY INFECT THOSE MEDDLING KIDS WITH IT. THEN, EVERYONE SUIT UP AND GET READY TO REPEL INVADERS.

ALSO GET READY TO FLEE FOR MY LIFE AND TURN ON TEH BASE SELF-DESTRUCT (BLOWING UP THE BASE, TEH SCIENTISTS, AND RELEASING EVEN MORE PLAGUE!) IF WE START LOSING!

Aah! After ten thousand years, I'm free!

It's time to conquer Earth!

rolled 18, 16, 9, 3 = 46

>>15418858
Rollan foooooor:

1. Success of weaponizing virus in ten minutes.
2. Henchmen avoid bumbling up defense preparations.
3. Success of Finster in creating a new super-monster.
4. How close we chill to the exit without looking suspicious.

Aah! After ten thousand years, I'm free!

It's time to conquer the Galaxy!

>>15418902
1. Success of weaponizing virus in ten minutes - GREAT SUCCESS! The virus is ready to be used as a weapon against the rangers, and as a bonus side-effects will start showing within a few hours!

2. Henchmen avoid bumbling up defense preparations - Great success! All henchmen, putties, and base defenses are fully ready to fight! BONUS GOLDAR MEGA-COMBO UNLOCKED!

3. Success of Finster in creating a new super-monster - Moderate failure! The new monster isn't a great fighter, but it'll at least provide a distraction!

4. How close we chill to the exit without looking suspicious - MASSIVE FAILURE! Rita has to stay fairly close to the front lines.

All the Rangers have arrived! They're ready and they're willing and they're prepared to fight! Wat do?!

>>15418923

HAVE THE MINIONS PEPPER THEM WITH FIRE, PLAGUE, AND ACTUAL PEPPER. AND PEANUTS IN CASE ANY OF THEM ARE ALLERGIC, WHY THE HELL NOT. THROW OUT THE MONSTER IF IT LOOKS LIKE WE'RE LOSING. TAUNT THEM IN PERSON AND GENERALLY BE A GOOD LEADER, BUT IF WE HAVE TO SEND OUT THE MONSTER, TURN TAIL AND RUN AND TURN ON THAT SELF-DESTRUCT SYSTEM.

>>15418946

ALSO, TRY TO GET THEM INFECTED WITH WEAPONIZED PLAGUE VERY FIRST THING, AND HOPEFULLY LAST LONG ENOUGH THAT THEY SUCCUMB TO IT, BECAUSE THEN EVERYTHING WILL BE EASIER.

This is now Rita Quest! We crashed the moon into the earth, create a lust-hate virus, and are getting ready to repel the first Ranger attack!

EVERYONE, GET IN HERE.

rolled 4, 2, 5 = 11

>>15418946
>>15418956
Rollan for:

1. Success at infection
2. Success of automatic base defenses
3. Success of Putties

>>15418966
>goodness
1. Success at infection - Failure! The Rangers are peppered with weaponized virus, but it is not certain if any were infected! ONLY ONE DOSE OF VIRUS LEFT!

2. Success of automatic base defenses - MASSIVE FAILURE! The automatic defenses barely slow down the Rangers!

3. Success of Putties - FAILURE! The Putties put up a fight, but are beaten.

Defenses left: GOLDAR WITH SUPER COMBO, Fiddler the Crab Monster, and one dose of the weaponized virus!

WAT DO?!?!?!!??!?!

>>15418986
THROW EVERYTHING AT THEM AT ONCE, TRY TO KICK THEM IN THE NUTS AND THEN RUN AWAY AND FIND ANOTHER BASE

NEXT PLAN IS HOW TO MAKE RANGER ARMOR MELT INTO A HOT OIL LIKE SUBSTANCE

>>15418986

SEND OUT GOLDAR AND THE CRAB MONSTER, TAUNTING THE RANGERS ALL THE WHILE. WHILE THEY'RE DISTRACTED, BUT BEFORE ZORDS SHOW UP, GET THE PINK ONE WITH THE VIRUS, SHE'S A SLUT ANYWAY.

THEN MAKE LIKE A MANTIS AND BUG THE FUCK OUTTA THERE.

traditional games

rolled 7, 19, 18, 3 = 47

>>15419003
>>15418998
Rollan for:

1. Success at infecting Pink Ranger
2. Rita uses: MORALE-BOOSTING DANCE AND TAUNT!
3. Success of Goldar (auto +5 for Mega-Combo)
4. Success of Fiddler

What is going on in here boys?

Random Encounter!
Bulk and Skull appear.
Bulk says he can take over the earth better than any of you.
Skull laughs like a retarded hyena.

wat do.

>>15419015

1. Success at infecting Pink Ranger - FAILURE! She's hit, but may or may not be infected (Spoiler alerts: she totally is, becaaause...)

2. Rita uses: MORALE-BOOSTING DANCE AND TAUNT! - GREAT SUCCESS! Rita's jaunty dance and venomous taunts demoralize the Rangers and strengthen the resolve of your minions! +10 TO ALL OTHER ROLLS!

3. Success of Goldar (auto +5 for Mega-Combo) - THIRTY-THREE MEGA SUCCESS! ZA WARUDOOOOOOOO! Goldar puts down a most righteous beating, swiftly defeating all the Rangers. They retreat! GOLDAR LEVELS UP, learns FLY and PILE-DRIVER!

4. Success of Fiddler - Fiddler, ashamed at not contributing to the battle, resolves to grow stronger!

Congratulations! Rita has successfully repelled her first Ranger-assault!

Over the next few weeks, the virus begins to affect the citizens noticeably! The first reports of roving bands of sex-crazed maniacs strike terror into the populace! The captured scientists continue to build onto your base, and it is now a respectable doom-fortress.

The Pink Ranger has also been infected and is being kept sequestered until a cure can be found. The rest of the Rangers and Zordon have grown suspicious and will likely learn that you are the virus creator soon.

Wat do?

>>15419079
MOAR CHOPPA
MOAR DAKKA
INVESTIGATE HOW TO MAKE RANGER ARMOR TURN INTO BOILING OIL

EAT PEANUTS.

>>15419079

We should work to corrupt the pink ranger into a minon of ours while she is being kept away from her friends. Without them to meddle, it should be easier.

rolled 1 = 1

>>15419076
Oh snap! Rolling to resist their taunts!

rolled 30063 = 30063

Aah! After ten thousand years, I'm free!

It's time to conquer Earth!

rolled 10, 1, 1, 6, 10 = 28

>>15419096
CRITICAL FAILURE!!!! Rita takes their taunts totally seriously, and from now on will see Bulk and Skull as legitimate rivals to her conquest!

>>15419091
>>15419093
Rollan for:

1. Goldar's secret mission to infiltrate Bulk and Skull's "base" and take them out.
2. Upgrades to base
3. Upgrades to Putties
4. Success at finding Pink Ranger's secret location
5. Results of Fiddler's training with the white-hot fire of youth!

>>15419079

DEVELOPE TELEPATHY TECHNOLOGY TO INVADE PINK'S HEAD.

TURN HER TO OUR SIDE.

MAKE MORE MONSTERS. LIKE, ALL THESE CLAY DUDES? WE SHOULD HAVE JUST AS MANY MONSTERS AS WE HAVE THEM. BECAUSE DAMN.

ALSO, INVEST IN THE STOCK MARKET. BECAUSE IT'S EVIL.

ALSO ALSO, PUT SOME WORK INTO MUTATION OUR HATELUST VIRUS SO THAT IT'S HARD FOR PEOPLE TO DEVELOP IMMUNITIES AND SUCH FOR IT.

>>15419124
OH SHIT

LUCKLY WE HAVE THAT +10 TO ALL ROLLS

>>15419111
I see you.

Theme song for this thread.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Wt6XlVob_E

rolled 5, 6, 11, 19, 7 = 48

>>15419124
1. Goldar's secret mission to infiltrate Bulk and Skull's "base" and take them out - Success! Goldar destroys Bulks mountain bike and steals Skull's leather jacket collection! PHAT LOOT ACQUIRED!

2. Upgrades to base - Critical failure! Scientists are unable to make significant advances in base defense, merely adding some overhead lighting to the escape tunnel and a smoke machine at the base entrance.

3. Upgrades to Putties - Critical failure! Putty technology fails to advance, but wait! SKULL'S LEATHER JACKETS! +2 armor to all Putties!

4. Success at finding Pink Ranger's secret location - Failure! There are three possible locations of the Pink Ranger: the school janitor closet, the mall, and under a big rock at the edge of town.

5. Results of Fiddler's training with the white-hot fire of youth! Moderate Success! Fiddler the Monster Crab grows a bit stronger, and learns how better to wield his giant claw! +2 Strength, +3 Armor, EARTHQUAKE claw Attack learned!

There is little time to formulate plans, the Rangers are likely to attack within the next 24 hours! If you want to find the Pink Ranger, you'll have to deploy Goldar and Fiddler to search her possible locations, at the risk of your greatest warriors not being able to defend your base.

WAT DO?!

>>15419138
I think that was only for that battle.

Speaking which, can we get a drawfag of Goldar rolling a 33 on a d20 and whooping the Rangers' asses?

OP here... left for a bit, and now... now I don't know what I've spawned, but I like it.

Also, this seems to be obligatory.

Aah! After ten thousand years, I'm free!
It's time to conquer Earth!

>>15419182
Damn you, OP, I should be doing homework and now I'm running a slap-dash Rita Quest.

>>15419169

Have Goldar search. His flight means he can do it faster than fidler.

In addition, without the pink ranger they cannot form the megazord, which means fidler can hopefully hold them off on foot.

>>15419169
Send Putties to the rock, Goldar to the school janitor's closet, and Fiddler to the Mall.

>>15419169

Send Fiddler to look for pinky, leaving Goldar to defend the base. Practise our TAUNTING SKILLS so that they may come in handy again.

Also, to avoid becoming a one-trick pony, see if any of the scientists we have look like Gordon Freeman. We have an... IDEA!

Aah! After ten million years, I'm free!

Hey guys, whats going on?

rolled 3 = 3

>>15419192
>>15419194
>>15419199
Rollan 1d3 to see whether we send

1. Just Goldar
2. Goldar, Putties, and Fiddler
3. Just Fiddler

rolled 9, 19, 10, 3, 1, 9 = 51

>>15419213
>mkay, lots to roll

While Fiddler goes to find and abduct the Pink Ranger to prove himself, Rangers sneak attack!

AND ALPHA IS WITH THEM!

1. CHANCE FOR ALPHA TO HACK BASE SECURITY!!!
2. Initial success of base defense (if Alpha is unsuccessful)
3. Initial success of Putties
4. Rita Practices - Taunt n' Dance!
5. Fiddler finds Pink Ranger at first location searched
6. Goldar prepares for battle

>>15419234
1. CHANCE FOR ALPHA TO HACK BASE SECURITY!!! - Moderate failure! Alpha only manages to hack the cafeteria vending machines, causes cans of soda to shoot with great velocity all around the room! THE SCIENTISTS ARE STARTLED!

2. Initial success of base defense (if Alpha is unsuccessful) - GREAT SUCCESS! The defenses manage to keep the Rangers at bay, giving you about 20 minutes of breathing room!

3. Initial success of Putties - Moderate Success! The Putties' swanky leather jackets serve them well, and combined with a constant barrage from the base defenses the Rangers' situation is looking desperate!

4. Rita Practices - Taunt n' Dance! - Massive failure! You trip over your dress and sprain an ankle. -2 to any Taunt n' Dance rolls this battle!

5. Fiddler finds Pink Ranger at first location searched - CRITICAL FAILURE! Fiddler doesn't find the Pink Ranger under the rock, and gets in a dangerous battle with some wild dogs!

6. Goldar prepares for battle - Moderate Failure - Goldar puts his helmet on the wrong way the first time, but manages to notice his error in time!

WAT DO?!!?!?!?!

>>15419293
Do we have any weaponized horny plague left? If so, throw some on the Yellow Ranger. If not, have Goldar attack the Blue Ranger, have him go for the kill.

>>15419293

WELL WE'RE NOT GOING TO BE TAUNTING THEM THIS BATTLE I ASSUME, SO LET'S DO THIS.

WE HOLD OFF WITH MORE BASE DEFENSES AND PUTTIES (TARGETTING ALPHA FIRST) UNTIL FIDDLER FIGHTS OFF HTE DOGS AND CHECKS THE NEXT AREA FOR THE PINK RANGER.

AND WE'LL PLAY ELEVATOR MUSIC VERY LOUDLY OVER THE LOUDSPEAKERS IN THE BASE TO ANNOY THE RANGERS WITH.

rolled 5, 7, 6, 1, 12, 20, 13 = 64

>>15419317
>>15419321
Rollan

1. Chance to infect Yellow Ranger
2. Success of Putties and Defense at holding off Rangers
3. Goldar uses FLY to reach Blue Ranger
4. Putties attack Alpha
5. Fiddler fights off Wild Dogs
6. Fiddler searches Mall
7. Scientists are stampeding through the base!!!

rolled 14 = 14

>>15419321
FUCK, forgot

8. Annoyance of elevator music

>>15418365
It's okay.
Lady gaga is now Rita Repulsa.
Just look at that bitch.

rolled 9 = 9

>>15419379
>>15419389

1. Chance to infect Yellow Ranger - Failure! The weaponized virus misses!

2. Success of Putties and Defense at holding off Rangers - Failure! The Rangers begin to make headway against the Putties! Base defenses do friendly fire to Putties!

3. Goldar uses FLY to reach Blue Ranger - Failure! Goldar is clipped by friendly fire from the automatic base defenses and must walk the rest of the way to the Blue Ranger, gaining no advantage on him!

4. Putties attack Alpha - CRITICAL FAILURE! ALPHA HAS BEEN CONVERTED INTO A BATTLE ROBOT UNBEKNOWNST TO YOU!!! He's ready to light up your night! PUTTY FORCES REDUCED BY HALF FOR THE REST OF THE BATTLE!

5. Fiddler fights off Wild Dogs - Success! Fiddler fights off the Wild Dogs and quickly skins them to wear their pelts as armor and look all manly-as-fuck! +1 armor, +4 Charisma!

6. Fiddler searches Mall - CRITICAL SUCCESS! Fiddler finds Pink Ranger in the mall and she is immediately awe-struck by his chitinous sexual magnetism and massive right claw! SHE IMMEDIATELY AGREES TO JOIN YOUR FORCES!

7. Scientists are stampeding through the base!!! - Success! The Scientists stampede through the Teleport Defense Generator, destroying it! Future teleport attacks on your base will allow Rangers to sneak past your automatic defenses!

8. Annoyance of elevator music - Success! The elevator music aggravates the Rangers, making them sloppy! -3 to Ranger effectiveness for the rest of the battle.

Fiddler and Pink Ranger are on their way back to your base, and though the annoying music was effective most base defenses have been overcome and Goldar will soon be facing the Rangers and Proto-Alpha alone!

Rita! Your minions are in trouble! The battle is turning against you! It will be two rounds before Fiddler and Pink Ranger can reach the base and help! Wat do?!

Aah! After ten thousand years, I'm free!

It's time to conquer Earth!

AHAHAHA, this is great.

>>15419473
Without the Pink Ranger they can't form the Mega-Zord, grow Goldar and have him step on them.

>>15419473

INSPIRE THE PUTTIES AND GOLDAR TO HOLD ON FOR A BIT LONGER.

TAKE THE IMMUNIZATION PILL WE HAVE FOR THE VIRUS, OF COURSE WE HAVE ONE WE'D BE SILLY TO DO OTHERWISE.

WAIT FOR FIDDLER AND PINKIE TO GET BACK, WHEN THEY DO, GET THEM AND GOLDAR AND FLEE FOR THE EMERGENCY EXIT, ACTIVATING THE SELF-DESTRUCT.

rolled 16, 20, 7, 16 = 59

>>15419517
>>15419526

1. Rita uses Dance n' Taunt! (-2)
2. Goldar attacks Blue Ranger, uses PILE-DRIVER (+5)
3. Putties resist Rangers and Proto-Alpha (-5 from Proto-Alpha)
4. Success of Growing Goldar (if other rolls go bad)

>>15419456

GLORIOUS

>>15419456

Aah! After ten thousand years, I'm free!

It's time to conquer Earth!

>>15419559
>FUCK YEAH!

1. Rita uses Dance n' Taunt! (-2) - SUCCESS! Even with an injured leg, Rita's sick moves and biting quips wreck havoc on the enemy moral! +5 to all other rolls!

2. Goldar attacks Blue Ranger, uses PILE-DRIVER (+5) - NAT 20! CRITICAL SUCCESS! THIRTY OUT OF TWENTY MEGA-PILE-DRIVER!

Taking hold of the Blue Ranger, Goldar delivers three swift kicks to the nads! Bent over in agony, the Blue Ranger is in the perfect position to be grabbed by Goldar.

GOLDAR uses FLY! CRITICAL SUCCESS! With your shouts of encouragement fueling his warrior spirit, Goldar launches to the heavens at mach7, reaching the stratosphere almost instantly, then allows gravity to carry him back to the ground, slamming the Blue Ranger head-first into the earth.

FATALITY! Blue Ranger is DEAD. Goldar LEVELS UP! +5 to all stats, +10 to Secret Stat, Goldar learns Head Butt and Sword-erang! (it's like a boomerang, but with his sword, see?)

3. Putties resist Rangers and Proto-Alpha (-5 from Proto-Alpha) - Failure! The rest of the Putties are defeated! Goldar now stands alone, the splattered remains of the Blue Ranger glistening on his armor.

4. Success of Growing Goldar (if other rolls go bad) - OVERKILL! 21/20! Goldar needs no growing right now, but is at +3 for the rest of the battle and will automatically use Giga-Growth if Zords are summoned.

The tables have turned! Though the rest of your defenses are down, Goldar is ready to face off against the remaining 3 Rangers and Proto-Alpha. Pink Ranger and Fiddler will return in one round.

Wat do?

>>15419621

PUSH FOWARD! HAVE GOLDAR KILL AND EAT THAT PITIFUL ALPHA-BOT! SHOW NO MERCY TO OUR ENEMIES!

And try to get Yellow with the horny-virus again, we should get a harem of lesbian love-minions.

>>15419621
Oh, HELL yes! Fuck you, Billy Yoast!

Have Goldar attack like the fist of the north star, LEAVE NO SURVIVORS!

>>15419621
Hot damn, this should've been Goldar quest, he's been getting all the shit done!

>Goldar's face when he's actually WINNING for a change

>>15419657
Leave the Yellow Ranger though, we need to form a team of Horny Rangers to counter Zordon's next generation of Teens with attitude.

so in review, since I kind of phased in and out of rangers over the years... villain history?

Rita Repulsa freed from her prison on the moon. Zordon (I guess also an alien? know he was humanoid in the movie) gets the rangers together, slap her shit for a while, then she gets replaced by Zed (traps her? she gets bored and leaves?). they eventually get married, and Ivan Ooze captures them before taking a giant nutshot and flying into space. at some point some fat robot people try to take over the earth, at which point i totally lost track. i think it was before they became samurai and jungle patrol or whatever...

also know that there's always talk of a sentai/magical girl series going on, and was toying with the idea of a female wrestling league setting where the fighters also become sentai/magical girls to fight monsters and mysterious crap (solving what to do with other players while one's in a match)

rolled 13, 12, 15, 18, 12 = 70

>>15419673
>>15419657
>>15419631
>I'm gonna be generous here

1&2. Attempt to infect Yellow Ranger again with ALL REMAINING WEAPONIZED VIRUS. (+5 from barrage)
3. Goldar moves to attack Proto-Alpha (-5 from Proto-Alpha)(+3 from nat20)(+5 headbutt)
4. Fiddler and Pink Ranger return?
5. Scientists are still stampeding!

>>15419679
There was hardly any continually between episodes, let alone seasons of the show.

>>15419692
>Aaaaand lesbian harem Rita Quest is a go, I guess. Just don't expect me to do any sex scenes. Not gonna happen, sorry.

1&2. Attempt to infect Yellow Ranger again with ALL REMAINING WEAPONIZED VIRUS. (+5 from barrage) - Double success! Yellow Ranger is hit with a volley of weaponized virus, immediately succombing to its affects and falling unconscious!

3. Goldar moves to attack Proto-Alpha (-5 from Proto-Alpha)(+3 from nat20)(+5 headbutt) - GREAT SUCCESS! Feinting towards the Red Ranger to throw Alpha off guard, Goldar delivers a punishing Headbutt to Proto-Alpha, sending the mechano-man reeling and disabling his combat capabilities! Goldar gains Trait - Skullduggery! +2 to all future Headbutt attacks!

4. Fiddler and Pink Ranger return? Great success! Fiddler, practically fleeing from the randy Pink Ranger at this point, arrives at the base! Under your orders he drags the Yellow Ranger and Pink Ranger into the base and knocks out the Pink Ranger before rushing to Goldar's side!

5. Scientists are still stampeding! Success! The frightened scientists knock into you, sending you flying onto the unconscious Rangers! Insert steamy accidental groping of your choice here! Scientists bungle into the rec-room!

Proto-Alpha is ruined and has been teleported away from the fray, there are now only the Red and Black Ranger left, and they've just pulled their sword, ax, and laser pistols! Red Ranger uses: Motivating Catch-Phrase! Black Ranger uses: Barely PC Urban Catch-Phrase! Black and Red Ranger at +5 for rest of battle!!!

WAT DOOOOO?!??!!

>>15419739

GOLDAR! FIDDLER! DOUBLE-TEAM THOSE TWO BLASTED POWER RANGERS! MAKE THEM PAY FOR THEIR ARROGANCE WITH THEIR LIIIIIIIIIIIIVES!

>>15419739
Fiddler almost always fucks everything up, just get it over with and grow him. Then evacuate the base with Goldar+Horny Minions and self destruct, even if we won here this base is now worthless.

>>15419739

I'm gonna partially agree with this guy >>15419759, we need to cut our losses with this base.

But this is too good an opportunity to pass up, we could wipe out the last two Rangers now.

I have Goldar and Fiddler attack, and meanwhile use my magic to try and calm the scientists, they're good-quality engineers and we'll need them for a future base.

>>15419739
Fiddler! Use Claw Attack: Earthquake! Goldar! Use Headbutt!

rolled 4, 11, 4, 12 = 31

>>15419750
>>15419759
>>15419788
>>15419798

1. Goldar uses Headbutt on Red Ranger(+5 Headbutt)(+2 Skullduggery)(+3 Nat 20)(-5 Red Ranger power-up)

2. Fiddler uses Claw Attack: Earthquake on Black Ranger(+5 Earthquake)(-5 Black Ranger power-up)

3. Rita uses magic wand to calm stampeding scientists

4. Pink and Yellow Rangers do sexy things to each other in their sleep.

>>15419820
I told you, I told you we should have grown Fiddler.

>>15419820

1. Goldar uses Headbutt on Red Ranger(+5 Headbutt)(+2 Skullduggery)(+3 Nat 20)(-5 Red Ranger power-up) - Moderate failure! Goldar misses his Headbutt, Red Ranger slashes at Goldar with his sword, nipping him in the wing.

2. Fiddler uses Claw Attack: Earthquake on Black Ranger(+5 Earthquake)(-5 Black Ranger power-up) - Moderate Success! Fiddler slams his one giant claw into the earth, cause a localized shockwave that knocks over the Black Ranger (+5 to next attack against Black Ranger!)

3. Rita uses magic wand to calm stampeding scientists - Failure! The scientists continue to run amok, though the rec room now has a jumbo-screen tv from misfired magic!

4. Pink and Yellow Rangers do sexy things to each other in their sleep - Success! The Pink and Yellow Rangers do something sexy. It's totally hot, ya'll, for serious.

>Sorry, that was kind of a crap round. Next round will be last round of combat, I think, so-

WAT DO?

rolled 15 = 15

>>15419839
1. Rita uses GROW on Fiddler.

Goldar AUTO-GIGA-GROW! +5 rest of battle.

Mastodon and Tyrannosaurus Zords summoned!

>>15419841
>>15419851
GET THOSE FUCKING SCIENTISTS UNDER CONTROL.

Let Goldar and Fiddler finish those scrubs off.

We also need to start thinking about a new base, I'm thinking remote island volcano fortress.

rolled 20, 1, 4, 17 = 42

>>15419875
>>15419894

1. Rita uses: Pimp Hand on Scientists
2. Goldar and Fiddler attack Zords (crap-ton-of-bonuses-and-minuses that come out to about a +7)
3. Fiddler uses Earthquake (+5)
4. Goldar uses Sword-erang (+5)

lolololololololololololololololololol

rolled 14, 3, 1, 11 = 29

>>15419907

1. Rita uses: Pimp Hand on Scientists - NAT 20! CRITICAL SUCCESS! Scientists immediately fall the fuck in line and are permanently terrified of Rita! +5 to prevent all future panics! +10 TO ALL FUTURE SCIENCE ENDEAVORS as the scientists fear Rita's anger if they fail!

2. Goldar and Fiddler attack Zords (crap-ton-of-bonuses-and-minuses that come out to about a +7) - Failure. The Zords punish the two monsters, but don't do any permanent damage.

3. Fiddler uses Earthquake (+5) - Moderate failure. Fiddler strikes the earth, but accidentally hit on top of an underground cavern which collapses, preventing the shockwave.

4. Goldar uses Sword-erang (+5) - Great success! Goldar flings his massive sword in an arc, slicing the head off the Mastodon and bifurcating the Tyrannosaurus! ZORDS DEFEATED! Goldar and Fiddler LEVEL UP!

And so the Second Siege of your fortress comes to a close. Two of the Rangers are infected with your virus and now enslaved to your will, one is dead, and the remaining two are without their Zords. The scientists are prepared to move all equipment and salvaged Zord parts to your new base location.

Once Goldar and Fiddler shrink down, Goldar notices DEBRIS.

Goldar searches DEBRIS.

Goldar finds: Blue Ranger Power Coin.

What do, Rita?

>>15419942
Have half of scientists work on reverse engineering power coin, other half work on new strain of plague.

We also need to relocate to a new base, this one is in ruins and it is no longer secret.

>>15418144
>Turns out actor David Yost, who played the Blue Ranger on the series recently came out of the closet to NoPinkSpandex.com.

>During the sizzling interview, Yost claimed he quit the show because producers harassed him about his sexuality.

>"I was called 'f*ggot' one too many times [by the show's] creators, producers, writers, directors," revealed David. He added: "I know that my co-stars were called in a couple of times to different producers' offices and questioned about my sexuality, which is kind of a humiliating experience to find that out."

http://en.terra.com/celebrity-gossip/news/power_rangers_actor_comes_out_of_closet_says_he_was_harass
ed_by_shows_producers/oci37951

>>15419971
So we've got Pink and Yellow Ranger bound to use because lol-slut-virus, and Goldar got himself a Ranger coin?

Why are there no draw-fags in here yet?

>>15419982
Well... shit.

I feel kinda bad for having Goldar break his nads and insta-gib him with a massive pile-driver now...

rolled 14, 16, 1, 16, 16 = 63

>>15419963
1. Scientists work on coin (+10)
2. Scientists work on new virus strain (+10)
3. Goldar uses FLY to search for new base location, possibly on a bitchin' volcano island
4. Fiddler works to not suck so much
5. Pink and Yellow Ranger do something sexy roll

>>15420033
God damn it Goldar, get your shit together.

>>15420033
1. Scientists work on coin (+10) - Great success! Scientists easily reveal the inner workings of the power coins! Rita can now create new Rangers of her own!

2. Scientists work on new virus strain (+10) - Great success! A new strain of virus is discovered which affects only hot chicks, but works at a greatly accelerate rate and makes those infected want to serve Rita!

3. Goldar uses FLY to search for new base location, possibly on a bitchin' volcano island - NAT1 CRITICAL FAILURE! Goldar accidentally crashes into the side of a radio broadcast tower. Will try again.

4. Fiddler works to not suck so much - WRYYYYY! Fiddler becomes stronger! BOTH CLAWS NOW HUGE! Fiddler learns Double Quake and Double Vise! (+10 techs instead of +5!)

5. Pink and Yellow Ranger do something sexy roll - The two captured rangers spend a lot of their time scantily clad doing hot stuff for Rita's amusement and pleasure.

Wat do?

>>15420039
Hehehe, it wouldn't really be Rita Quest if Goldar didn't fuck up royally every now and then.

>>15420051
Make Goldar and Fiddler Rangers.

rolled 4, 2, 18 = 24

>>15420065
1. Create new coins for Goldar and Fiddler (+10 for Fear of Rita's Pimp Hand)
2. Goldar resumes search for new base
3. Fiddler is being chased by infatuated Pink Ranger! CANNOT GIVE IN, SPIRIT OF YOUTH BLA BLA BLA TRAINING BLA BLA BLA.

>>15420051
Incorporate Power Coin Tech into next generation of Putties

Create new Power Coins and morphers for Pink and Yellow, and give them fitting new uniforms.

Try and find out what Zordon is up to.

rolled 8, 14, 12 = 34

>>15420078
1. Create new coins for Goldar and Fiddler (+10 for Fear of Rita's Pimp Hand) - Success! Creates two new Power Coins: the Golden Utahraptor Coin for Goldar and the Fuschia Megalodon Coin for Fiddler!

2. Goldar resumes search for new base - MASSIVE FAILURE! Goldar crashes in the satellite dish on Bulk's house. Another blow struck in the war against Rita's arch-rival!

3. Fiddler is being chased by infatuated Pink Ranger! CANNOT GIVE IN, SPIRIT OF YOUTH BLA BLA BLA TRAINING BLA BLA BLA - GREAT SUCCESS! Fiddler successfully escapes! Gains Scuttle!

1 Try to release new monsters to attempt to drain power coin energy from real ranger

2 Goldar will attempt to cover up the incident with the tower

3 Rita will give a hypnotic speech.

rolled 6, 2, 10, 14 = 32

>>15420092
1. Develop lesser power coins for new generation of Putty (+10)
2. Develop new coins and sexier outfits for Pink and Yellow Rangers (+10)
3. Goldar tries to find a new base again
4. Fiddler uses Scuttle to sneak up to Zordon's lair and spy (+5)

>>15420123
1. Develop lesser power coins for new generation of Putty (+10) - Great success!!! All future Putties will have power coins. Though not as strong as fully-developed coins, these will give a +5 to all Putty actions!

2. Develop new coins and sexier outfits for Pink and Yellow Rangers (+10) - Success! The new Pink Archaeopteryx Coin and Yellow Megatherium Coin developed! New outfits are very revealing and form-hugging!

3. Goldar tries to find a new base again - Minor Success! Goldar finds an island with a volcano on it that few people visit!

4. Fiddler uses Scuttle to sneak up to Zordon's lair and spy (+5) - Great Success! Fiddler, spying on Zordon and the remaining two Rangers, finds out that Proto-Alpha has been upgraded to Mega-Alpha, and that Zordon has called in Allies from Afar to aid him in defeating Rita! These allies will be here soon!!!

What do?

1 Try to release new monsters to attempt to drain power coin energy from real ranger

2 Rita will give use growth ability on infected girls.

3 Fiddler will attempt to sabotage Zordon's life support

>>15420170
Use the new strain of virus on the Pink Ranger and Yellow Ranger. have them seduce Red and Black ranger to our cause.

In case of failure: WE HAVE ZORDS, AND THEY DON'T. TEAR THAT BITCH DOWN!

>>15420170
1. Relocate to new base ASAP, put scientists to work on a cloaking field to hide new base.

2. Locate Tommy Oliver.

>>15420203
We don't have zords, just the power coins. We can make people giant though, so who needs the stinking zords anyway?

>>15420205
>Tommy Oliver
>Green Ranger
>Oliver
>Green
>Olive Green

Oh fuck, my brain...

>>15420210

So...Scientists...Let me see if I have this right.

You gave me two coins, tied to strangely colored prehistoric animals.

AND YOU DIDN'T GIVE ME GIANT ROBOTS TO GO WITH THEM?!

(Use broken zord pieces to build new zords. Hell, just have yellow summon hers and steal it for the Megalodon.)

rolled 12, 19, 19, 12, 20, 11 = 93

>>15420194
>>15420203
>>15420205
>I'm gonna go with relocating here, and attack later. Just because it'll give us the opportunity to bring another chick into Rita's harem, and honestly, who can complain about that?

1. Scientists relocate and build new base (+10)
2. Scientists build cloaking device (+10)
3. Use new super-lust-virus on Pink and Yellow (+10)
4. Goldar searches for some dude named Tommy...
5. Fiddler attempts to disable Zordon's life support
6. Rita practices Dance n' Taunt (because why not?)

rolled 2 = 2

>>15420210
>>15420245
7. Scientists work on new Zords

There better be a pachycephalosaurus zord in the works, or I'll throw quite the tantrum.

>>15420247

THE NATURAL 20!

IT'S...IT'S...
BEAUTIFUL!

>>15420247
>>15420264
1. Scientists relocate and build new base (+10) - Great success! The scientists successfully and secretly move all your equipment and operations to the volcano and build an absolutely bitchin' fortress. We're talking lava coming out of the eye-sockets of a skull carved into the mountain and a high-quality laser defense system with top-of-the-motherfuckin'-line guidance system. No more friendly fuckin' fire.

2. Scientists build cloaking device (+10) - GREAT SUCCESS!!! Scientists build a nigh-perfect cloaking device. Your base cannot be detected by any means.

3. Use new super-lust-virus on Pink and Yellow (+10) - GREAT SUCCESS!!! Pink and Yellow Ranger are now EXTRA-HORNY! Insert descriptions of their bodies becoming more sexy in whatever manner you consider women to be sexy.

4. Goldar searches for some dude named Tommy... - Success! Goldar finds Tommy Oliver and Tommy agrees to join Rita's quest for world-domination for no particular reason!

5. Fiddler attempts to disable Zordon's life support - NAT20! CRITICAL SUCCESS!!!

Zordon, the leader of the Power Rangers and greatest hope for humanity, is dead!

Fiddler levels up! +4 Strength, +3 Intelligence, +7 Secret Stat, Learns Sneak Attack!

6. Rita practices Dance n' Taunt (because why not?) - Moderate Success! +2 to all Dance n' Taunt rolls!

7. Scientists work on new Zords (+10) - Moderate Success! Old Pink and Yellow Zords are reformed, new Megalodon and Utahraptor Zords built! Dragon Zord and Coin also built because LOL +10 to all science automatic success!!!

THE TIME HAS COME! Now is the time to strike at the Ranger's stronghold! With Zordon dead, even their new secret allies don't stand a chance against you!

What do?

>>15420269
I think I can fit that in, yes.

>>15420313
No, we can't let Zordon die, when he does he purges all evil from the universe!

>>15420313
Have the scientists work on creating an evil Megazord! It will cement our victory!
Also, it's a damn shame to have an invisible lava base bristling with lasers and not use it. RESEARCH MAGIC AND LEARN HOW TO MAKE IT FLY!

1 Combine growth magic with ranger coins and monster putty for first wave of monsters

2 have pink and yellow rangers attack to throw rangers off guard

3 rita spreads the virus to all girls in angel bay for later use as further waves.

>>15420333
... really? I don't remember that. It's been, like, twelve years since I've seen the show though so I could be wrong?

>>15420358

He sacced self to cause reaction in ranger grid, annihilating all evil.

>>15420358
Yes, you can read about it here:
http://powerrangers.wikia.com/wiki/Zordon's_Energy_Wave

... uh. Does it bother anybody that, even though this is Rita Quest, Goldar is the one who's basically become a demi-god head-butting monstrosity who can strike with the force of a thousand suns, while Rita...

Has just been practicing Dance n' Taunt?

>>15420381
He's actually been failing pretty hard, it took him three freaking turns to locate a new base.

>>15420368
Ah, Power Rangers in Space.

I sort of gave up when Turbo came about.

If only I'd known at the time that twelve years later I'd be running a whacky Power Rangers Rita Quest on 4chan...

>>15420391
But in-battle, he's been kicking the shit out of just about everything.

>>15420400
Yeah, Turbo sucked hard. In Space was better, but the series was still past its prime.

>>15420400
Well you know what? If Zordon is allowed to have insane plot devices, so am I!

USING THE POWER OF HIS DOUBLE VICE CLAWS, Fiddler captures all the power of Zordon's energy wave and crushes it!

FIDDLER LEVELS UP FUCKING AGAIN. +10 TO EVERY-FUCKING-THING.

>>15420313

Let us review:
We, RITA REPULSA, now have:
- an invisible lava island with lasers
- Both the Pink and Yellow Ranger under our *sexy* control
-NO remaining enemy Zords, between the lack of a blue ranger and the destruction of Black and Red's
- A minimum of 3 Zords for our side
- A dead nemesis.

Well, shit. once we take out Mega-Alpha, I say this shit's in the bag. Let's take over the world, and beat the crap out of lord Zed when he shows his skinless face.

>>15420426
Ah, don't be so sure. All is not as it seems...

>>15420426

We take all the hypnotized girls and use the ranger coin and monster putty, to turn them into powerful monster girls.

Then rita would use growth magic on them.

I think its time to up the difficulty, I think you should start using d100s for all the rolls.

Anywho, to get back on track, RITA SENDS EVERY-FUCKING-THING to Zordon's Tomb. Goldar, Fiddler, Tommy, Pink, and Yellow form the vanguard, with an army of Power-Coin'd Putties at their back and sides.

Auto-science success, the Scientists turn the volcano fortress into a FLYING fortress, complete with a complex teleportation system that keeps it full of hot lava at all times. The mega-laser-system is aimed at Zordon's Tomb.

The Red and Black Ranger along with Mega-Alpha stand in front of the tomb, prepared to die to defend the final resting place of their leader.

SUDDENLY, PIC RELATED APPEARS! Wat do?!

>>15420462
Attack with horny-virus, ask questions later.

>>15420462
Uh... use the unbeatable super-virus on her?

rolled 6, 15 = 21

>>15420473
>>15420478
>>15420483
1. Rita uses Dance n' Taunt (+2)
2. Scientists use super-weapon-virus on random hot chick.

>>15420462
Tell her her movie was bad. And hope to god that doesn't mean Ivan Ooze has jumped into the picture.

>>15418358
who dat?

>>15420462
We try and infect her, of course.

Failing that, we...
Shit.
I don't know how to beat Ninjetti.

SHOULDN'T SHE BE AGING?

Fuck.

Fire all guns?

>>15420490
SUCCESS! Movie-side-character-ally-of-Zordon-chick is now Rita's slut-slave! She is given the Violet Pachycephalosaurus Coin and Zord that LOL auto-science gave you!

Zordon's secret ally now turned against them, an entire army and Rita's six Rangers now stand against the Black and Red Rangers and Mega-Alpha.

This is it, Rita, time for the final battle. What order do you give?

>>15420515
Send our three Slutty Rangers in, laugh at results.

>>15420515
>yes, I had a child-boner for the movie chick and just wanted to work her in somehow. Shut up, I'm having fun

>>15420526
>I know that feel, bro

We send Hot Pink and Mellow Yellow to confuse and distract red and Black ranger.

The others bring us the head of Mega Alpha!

>>15420491
If you were between the ages of 4-8 at the time, it was the greatest movie ever and you know it.

>>15420543
>>15420524
1. Rita uses Dance n' Taunt
2. Pink, Yellow, and Violet uses Sexy Attack against Red and Black
3. Goldar, Fiddler, and Tommy attack Mega Alpha

rolled 15, 17, 12 = 44

>>15420564
forgot to roll

>>15420556
...You're right. I'm sorry.

rolled 2, 8, 12 = 22

>>15420556
>I was 7/8, don't remember, and fuck yes it was

>>15420564
>>15420569
1. Rita uses Dance n' Taunt(+2) Great success! +10 to all other rolls!

2. Pink, Yellow, and Violet uses Sexy Attack against Red and Black - GREAT SUCCESS!!! The combined sapphic display is too powerful! MASSIVE ERECTIONS! Red and Black Ranger die as their inexperienced teenages cocks explode and they suffer massive blood-loss!

3. Goldar, Fiddler, and Tommy attack Mega Alpha - GREAT SUCCESS!!!!!!!!!! Goldar uses Head Butt, knocks Alpha's head off. Fiddler uses DOUBLE CLAW EARTHQUAKE, rattle Alpha into pieces. Tommy uses Flute, plays totally bitchin' victory tune!

YOU'VE DONE IT, Rita! In a few short months you have defeated the protectors of humanity.

>>15420638

Over the following months, the super-slut-virus continues to spread and soon your harem has hot bitches numbering in the tens of millions. With a stable of terrified scientists at your command, you quickly Finish science and create technological marvels the likes of which no other being could ever aspire to create, or even comprehend.

Over the years, many pretenders seek to overthrow you. All are struck down in turn. Rita Repulsa is the one true conqueror of Earth, and the rest of the galaxy will soon follow.

Goldar and Fiddler continue to serve as your generals. Tommy gets a doctorate in "sexy chemistry" and continues to develop new and wonderful slut-viruses for you to use against each planet you come across. Within twenty years of conquering Earth, Rita's rule expands to fifty systems, and her harem of super-hot-chicks numbers 10 billion+

The Pink, Yellow, and Violet Rangers continue to do sexy things all the time.

And somewhere, in the dark corners of the Earth, an old, forgotten foe waits, siring a new generation with those few women who escaped the slut virus. A new generation that will be the greatest threat to your power. A new generation that will march under the banners of Father Bulk and Uncle Skull.

THE END

???????

>>15420638
Time to establish our reign of terror. First decree: Matt Ward is henceforth the president of all gaming companies and supreme admin of /tg/.

>>15420638


Now all you need to do is turn everyone on earth into sexy women, and release your virus.

>I'm tired, and this has gone on far longer than I expected it to. Someone else can continue if they want, but I'm out. G'night all, it was fun.

>>15420646
>And somewhere, in the dark corners of the Earth, an old, forgotten foe waits, siring a new generation with those few women who escaped the slut virus. A new generation that will be the greatest threat to your power. A new generation that will march under the banners of Father Bulk and Uncle Skull.
Good ending.