I already have the book, OP. I can go read it if I'm interested.
C is for C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
>>15474968>>15474968Also, learn how to spell.
OP, please continue, I am entrapped.
I is for I like where this is going, haters gonna hate
YAY FOR AMERICA PAYING THE FRENCH TO HELP THEM WIN THEIR FREEDOM FROM AN INSANE KING! FUCK YEAH AMERICA IS THE BEST EVER!Seriously though, good images.
>>15474994Don't forget the Dutch. We took out, like, 8 goddamn loans from them.
>>15474941>Wasting your time to post in a thread you're not interested in about how you're not interested in it
>>15474982...There are no spelling errors in the post you just linked.
>>15475014What? there are wizards inside those things?
I love these, OP. I love them forever.
The alphabet, according to D&D. This is awesome.
>>F5F5F5>>15475087I was totally expecting stirge...
yugoloth? yuanti?
Z is for ZARDOZ puker of guns
Bravo, OP. Bravo.
Now I know my ABC's, next time won't you (dungeon)delve with me.
/tg/ABC's done right.
Well done, OP. Happy Freedom Day to you too.
Thank you OP. If I ever get the chance to DM, this will be a children's book in my game.
>>15475195YES YES YES YES
>>15475201>play low-int construct>remembers his ABCs and monster-slaying tips by rhymesGod damn now I want to do that for my current character. Should get my GM to compile a list of all the monster's we've fought thus far, and what my character might have caught on to.
>Monster Manual alphabetYes.>rhyming coupletstakemymoney.jpg>going around a second time:D :D :D
>>15475272
C is for CarpDragging Dorfs into cannalsD if for Diremore fearsome animals
>>15475322Wot'z dat fing between iz legz?
>>15475322>that fucking nutsackHahaha, oh my lord, the next one should have just been, "N is for nutsack, blatant and distracting!"
>>15475351R is for something, something something dawn
Z is for ZARDOZ GO FORTH AND KILL
Bravo OP, Bravo.
BRAVO. BRAVO
Happy Freedom Day everyone. Go roll a Chaotic character and set something on fire.
thsi thread is awesome>riplaki agreeableWhy yes captcha, I too find this thread agreeable
OP confirmed for fuck awesome fatheri'm saving every one of these and will use them if i ever get a kid
>>15475493Agreed.This thread is awesome and you should feel awesome OP
Archive the shit out of this.
I believe op is a swell guy
Archive up!Vote naw!
>>15475633http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Alphabet%20
>>15474941Awesome, saved.Shall /tg/ go on beyond Zezir?
>>15475322>that scrotum is stunning.
bumpin' for HUMANITY.That is, for anybody else who is not in fact me had missed this while it slowly slid towards 15.(I know it is archived, but...damn.)