>>15869516
>Undercover Fire Siege
You are a saboteur for the invaders, and the city you are in has managed to stave off your forces, causing your general to give you new orders: burn the city down from within, demoralize and distract the defenders, and avoid detection at all costs.

>Christian Pokemon 2K
In the year 2000 B.C. monsters with supernatural powers still yet roam the earth, and it is only by the power of your faith that you may tame and control them, that you may end the evil sorceries of the demons, The Elite Four, and stop the atheistic villainy of Team Rocket before they can blind every man from the light of YHWY.

>Lovely Basketball Assassins
On the court, you take names; in the clubs you steal hearts; in the bedroom you take lives, all as part of a covert counter-insurgency squad of the NBA.

>Ingenious Mind Control Blast
Only the smartest can survive this deadly nuclear war, as you must outwit the psychic control mechanisms of your foes in order to insure your own defenses are not compromised, and to input your own coordinates into the deadly warhead before they are launched in this global battle of alpha psychics and genocide.

>Underwater Bubblegum Ignition
What?

>Cthulhu's Dating Z
An average man who lives and average life suddenly finds his self driven to insanity as he tries to have a romantic relationship with things that caused me to rip my eyes out with a screwdriver the second I heard about the first one. OhGodWTFItstooDisturbing

>Brain-Damaged Viking Choreographer

Honestly, I think this title speaks for itself.

>Legacy of Punching Knights
A knight finds himself stripped of his weapons by sorcerer magicks only to discover he has a penchant for punchin'. The knight goes on to POW and BIFF his way through battle after battle, moving on to bigger targets every time.

>Go Go Hitman in Africa
After the death of Penny and his near exile from the US, Professor Gadget was forced to employ his talents for crimesolving to instead assassinate key targets, merely to pay for necessary repairs. This is his story.

>Scandinavian Go-Kart Express
Watch foolish Go-Karters fly through the frozen climates of Scandinavia. Can they avoid the deadly invasion of Skiing Fins?

>Lost Punching Connection
He awoke with no memories, no identity, nothing. Nothing but a championship belt for a wrestling ring that never existed. Hogan must find his mysterious past the only way he knows how, by punching!

>Amish Puppy Apocalypse
Oh god. Uh.
After the Gamma Event, all beings on earth were faced with a simple choice. Be Amish, or perish. Mankind said no, but the Puppies said yes. And now they come for Humanity, to force it into a confrontation, in the Final Churning!

>Blazing Furry Insurrection
Fun fact, burning furries just makes them angrier. Can Duke Nakem stop the tide of flaming fetishists, or will he too turn to his inner pyromaniac otherkin?

Jesus these are hilarious. Others include
>Ghetto Fun Noodle Slayer
>Panzer Indian Express
>Frisky Vocabulary in the Sky
>The Simpsons' Nazi Incident

>Frankenstein's Skydiving Pimps
I... I just...

>Space Trailer Park Hospital
Mankind has lived among the stars for centuries. While it failed to eliminate the class system, it managed to make enemies. In one especially troublesome part of the galaxy there is a space station that tends to the ailments of wounded space rednecks. It is here that you must overcome the trials of space hickery and alien dickery as you treat the sick and wounded while also fending off alien invaders.

>Galactic Hoedown Scandal
Set in the same universe as above. Even amongst the poor there are different levels. At the top, these Lordnecks fancy themselves as better than the rest and only marry within their own circle. Every year at the galaxy hoedown, they formally marry off one of their children to another Lordneck's child. This time, however, they discover that the bride-to-be has already been had! Not only that, so have three other bride-to-bes for the next three hoedowns! Will this end in bloodshed and feudin' or can someone dig up the truth?

>Hazardous Beach Gladiator
An ex-pit-fighter is taken from his world and placed in our modern society. To make his living, he turns to the beach! But with only the skills to kill, he becomes a beach menace instead of a beach lifeguard!

>Fiery Bomb Desperadoes
Every PC group ever.

>Psychedelic Viking Siege
The trippiest rape and pillage ever.

>Bowsers Mall Battle
After years of getting his reptilian(?) ass handed to him, Bowser decides to open a boutique in a mall, selling high-end shell polish and reinforced shells. But a certain plumber has opened up a similiar store just across the building...

>Australian Nazi Hero
...starring Arnold. 'Nuff said.

>Unholy Skydiving Fight Club
You have only 60 seconds to dive after a parachute thrown from a plane, strap it on, and keep your opponent from beating you senseless and stripping it off of your soon-to-be-dead unconscious body.

>Papal Duck Trader
Speaks for itself, hilariously. Dem Papal privileges man,. Main enemy is angry dutchmen.

>Mighty Chicken 25th Anniversary Edition
Christ, alternate Doom like game (with Big Bird instead)

>Incomprehensible Devil Overload
The Dark Bureaucracy has decided that the traditional temptation approach, has invaded earth themselves. If Mankind cannot put Form 2315451-412B on Satan's Desk within the working week earth will be lost!

>Enormous Dragon School
Can Bahamut successfully pass highschool and get a date for prom, or will that nasty (but attractive) Tiamat ruin it for him? (Important note, everyone is normal sized dragons, in stretched giant school uniforms)

>Legacy of Barbarian Summit
Three hundred years ago all the Barbarian Chieftains met to unite and pillage the world. Today they have succeeded. You, one of the descendants of the conquered aristocracy, must drive them back or let civilization die forever.

>Incomprehensible Bandicoot Hoedown
It is all in Japanese so fuck if I know

>Masters of the Bible Beatdown
Pic related, mortal Kombat style

>Demonic Badminton in Middle-Earth
I call Sauron!

>Third-World Business Warrior
In Latin America, he is a warrior of great renown. In America, he is a successful businessman. But in this new world, he is both. He is >title<. Make cash! Buy Mercenaries! Create a diverse stock portfolio! Decapitate Steve from Accounting!

>Stupendous Typing Over Normandy
How fast can you type? FAST ENOUGH TO BEAT THE NAZIS?! FIND OUT NOW!

>Raging Werewolf Through Time
Alright I'd pay to see this. Werewolf murders his way through every major human era, up to and beyond the modern age.

>Flamboyant Makeout Crusader
Uh, fabulous in Palestine? Well that makes Saladin and Richard look rather more intimate.

>Papal Sumo Underworld
When asked about his obesity problem, Pope Leo the fuckifIknow stated simply that he needed to beef up to crush the puny Protestants.

>>15873102
>Raging Werewolf Through Time

>>15873144
Play scenes such as;
A far more interesting end the battle of Thermopylae!
Jack the Ripper's True Origin!
A SURPRISE ENDING to the invasion the Aztec Empire!
The new and improved assassination of Kennedy!

And More!

>problem likeduce

Also the overthrow of the Venetian Republic via slaughter-politics

>Telekinetic Jetpack Strikes Back
You're tired of being used by everyone just so they can look cool. They don't even properly maintain you! After a freak wrench accident, you develop telekinesis. Now it's time to kick the asses you've hauled through the air all these years.

>Angry Banjo Throwdown
Are you a bad enough dude to go banjo-a-banjo with some of the toughest rural musicians this side of the Mississippi?

>The Secret Weapon of the Booty Rangers
Dat ass

>Tony Hawk's Manlove Simulator
Shredding, grinding, 180s... maybe some skateboarding somewhere in there.

>Presidential Sniper vs. Street Fighter
The Street Fighter crew gets revenge for Kennedy's assassination.

>Fiery Grizzly Bear from Outer Space
It's a bullet-hell shooter. You are the Grizzly Bear in the title, incinerating Space Forest Rangers in their attempts to douse your flames with water and the dark arts.

>Space Porn Syndicate
>Morbidly Obese Pogo Mania
>Mind-Bending Manlove Commander
>Asian Plumber Yoga
>Ghetto Grizzly Bear Fight
They're all rated M. Yes, all of them.

>Alien Cooking Fortress

BETTAH DEN HEAVY...

IN SPAAAAAAACE!

>>15873429
>Asian Plumber Yoga

Oh great, another Mario spinoff...

>Rural Equestrian Assault
A young man hellbent on revenge in a Western Pennsylvania farming community goes on a horse murdering spree.

>Olympic Cooking Pimps
This game show cases the latest addition to the winter Olympic games. To make it more relevant to the kids, they have hired Snopp Dogg and Ludacris to star in the game.

>Hitler's Vegetarian Throwdown
The year: 1942 The Combatants: WW2-era world leaders, the arena: Auschwitz, London, Normandy, and Pearl Harbor. Special bonus unloackable stage: Hiroshima/Nagasaki post nuclear explosion.

>First-Person Indian Simulator
Experience the trail of tears and Custer's Last Stand from the eyes of a Native American

>Elmo's Mind Control Tale
Sesame Street will never be the same.

>Tasteless 3D Adventure
You play as an obese white-trash drunkard racist in da hood, trying to save yer bitch! IN 3D!

>Intellectual Breakdancing Takedown
Machiavelli v. Leonardo Da Vinci, FIGHT

>Extreme Dentist Pro
Can you successfully fill in a kids cavity? Can you do it while ON FIRE? CAN YOU DO IT TO A SHARK WHILE ON FIRE?!

>Super Landmine College
The best fucking reality tvshow, where insufferable characters are made up for with random explosions that can KILL!

>Corporate Werewolf Smuggler
>all of my money.jpg

>Sid Meier's Buddhist House
CAN YOU ACHIEVE SPIRITUAL ENLIGHTENMENT?! CAN YOU?! (if you cannot, reincarnate)

>Rocket-Powered Writing in the Desert
Uh, what

>Leisure Suit Bomberman Destruction

>Scottish Zombie Factory
Generic fighting game with kilts

>Hitler's Equestrian Rampage
The blitzkrieg was rather different in this timeline.

>Underground Makeout Crime Scene Investigation
Serious identity crisis in the making there

>Inbred Circus - The Resistance
I... no comment.

>Death-Defying Equestrian Boxing
Evel Knievel punches a horse!

>NCAA Monster Truck - The Quickening
SUNDAY, SUNDAY, SUNDAY: There can be only one!

>Paranoid Unicorn Fortress
The best Dwarf Fortress mod.

>In the Lost Kingdom of Moon in the Dark
Alright, so get this. It's a JRPG that was never localized outside Japan. In it, every single thing is pitch-black except the options and menus, as well as the dialog.

>Unholy Hockey Explosion
In the year 2051, Hockey has become too brutal for the living. As manager for an up and coming hockey team, it is your job to dig up corpses, animate them into undead monstrosities of your choosing, and teaching them to play hockey. Also, the puck is packed with explosives.

>Aquatic Sloth Tactics.
Turn based RPG/RTS where you carefully, slowly plan out your attacks and moves, commanding your team of Aquatic Sloth Commandos as they invade the aquatic fortress of Dark Lord Cthulhu.

>Legendary Plumber Siege.
See: Mario

>Helicopter Octopus Onslaught
Oh god...!

>>15873670
>>Super Landmine College

I really, really, really, like this one.

>Viking Robot Phonics
Okay, so it's The Lost Vikings, but meant to be edutainment. I am surprisingly okay with this.

>Hardcore Metal Bandits
Sidescrolling beat-em-up: your once-insignificant metal band gains the approval of Satan and leaves a trail of destruction on the way to your next gig. Collect all the guttural chanting powerups, massacre the angels that pesky Christian rock group keeps summoning, and defeat the rival bands to win the approval of your dark master!

>Heroic Bazooka Tale
JRPG-style indie game. A piece of chewing gum looks back on its life and reflects on all that it's brought about simply by always trying to do the right thing. Who would have guessed that, stuck to the bottom of a desk, one could change the course of history? Perhaps you'd like to hear the tale, stranger?

>My Very Own Go-Kart Orchestra
Fun fact: You can troll the hell out of any amusement park by recruiting 4 or 5 friends to ride the go-karts with you, blocking off the entire track once you're about halfway out, and then busting out the bagpipes.
And this flash game will prove it to you.

True Crime: Goblin For Kids

>Tasteless Shaving EX
Shave your genitals in the most inappropriate situations!

>Aquatic STD Incident
Congratulations, you have passed your herpes on to a dolphin after some unfortunate heavy petting. It is now your job to ensure it doesn't spread to the rest of the population!

>The Sims: Software Domination
The latest expansion for The Sims 3, now even more brutally difficult on your computer's processor!

>Furry Godzilla Annihilation
Assuming it's Godzilla annihilating furries, GOTY.

>Kermit's Drug-Dealing - The Dark Project
The Muppets have fallen on brutal times, and now its prime mascot plans to supplement his income by hooking the children who love him on well-disguised amphetamines. Once he reaches his quota, he'll be a plane ticket to Cuba away from leaving everything behind.

>>Adventures of the Llama of the Blood God.

An adventure game starring a beastman of Khorne?

>Masters of the Bungie King
Can you handle the noon rush at Burger King? How about dangling from a 300-foot rope?

>Satan's Cricket Camp
Fiddle contests are passe. Everyone keeps challenging Satan to games of Unholy Skydiving Fight Club, that's not so bad. What's bad is the ones that want to play cricket - demons are terrible at team sports, and all the talented mortal players go to heaven. Now it's up to you to whip up this team of the damned into shape, literally.

>Rock and Roll Lacrosse Corps
Ditto, on the mortal plane.

>Samba de Grizzly Bear Fun
I...what?

>American Biplane Overdrive
You and your crack team of stunt pilots have tumbled through time into World War I. What's more, your best flyer has disappeared, and there are rumors that Germany has found another ace, one even more talented than the legendary Red Baron. Can you bring her to justice, get back to your own time, find true love, AND avoid wrecking the timeline? Well, what else are you gonna do? Get to it!

Good god, these are hilarious. The best one so far:

>Tactical Piano Baseball

Downtown Nuclear DJ

>Great Lowrider of Might and Magic

>>Enormous Chainsaw - Total War

This might actually make up for the last couple of games in the series.

>>Epic Car Carnage

So like Twisted Metal? I think I might actually play this game if it existed.

>>Low G Theme Park Experience

Another game that might be fun.

>>Dynamite Hillbilly Unleashed

Damnit, a random name generator is coming up with better ideas then the entire game industry has over the past few years!

>Rock 'n' Roll Math Tribe

For ages 5-10:

Have you ever wanted to runaway from home to an island of pure awesomeness and do some math with rock stars? NOW YOU CAN!!!! That's right, your child go be doing math right now! WITH REAL ROCK STARS!!!! ROCK STAR MATH!!!!! Let these rock stars take your child away and teach them all about the world of math. You may never see them play videogames again because they love math so much! C'mon, do you want some grubby hobo on the side of the street teaching your kid about math? Or worse, finding out themselves? NO YOU FUCKING DON'T!!! BUY THIS SHIT BEFORE ALL THE MATH IS GONE!!!!

Morbidly Obese Porn Story

>>15874284
But then... who was talking to him?

>Major Drug Dealing College

Hey, I think I went there... I think.

Attack of the Hobo Crusade
>You have to fend off homeless crusaders from pillaging rich people homes, fun for the whole family!

>Kamikaze Landmine Through Time.
Kamikaze Landmine is a time travelling cyborg. He goes through out time, beating the shit out of history's greatest warriors.
>Crazy Bedtime Rider
A Flash Game, like the one with the shopping cart and you go off jumps. That one but with a Bed.
>Hillbilly WWII Underworld
Bloodrayne, but with a Redneck.
>Presidential Chase Syndicate
Need for Speed plus Mario Kart, with Presidents.
>Excruciating Beast Armageddon
Gamma World: The Video Game
>Super Sexy Janitor Racer
...Uhh....
>Panzer Bimbo 2K
A female Nazi Officer is turned into a cyborg and cryogenically frozen. In the far off year of 2000, she awakens to destroy everything in her path in the name of the Third Reich
>Prehistoric Monster Truck Restraunt
Diner Dash, but AWESOME
>Tiny Pony Legend
Legend of Zelda, but from the perspective of Epona
>Hitler's Bowling at the Olympics
I think this explains itself, really.

>Big Nuclear Preacher
Why are you a giant nuclear-powered robot? Who cares, it's time to preach to your flock about fire and brimstone, and win over godless heathens with your kiler combo scores!

>Return of Bow Hunter World Cup
Who thought combining soccer and hunting games was a good idea? Apparently you do, at least when you're drunk. Fight off your hangover and persuade Gamestop to take this trash back!

>M.C. Escher's Bandicoot Melee
These damn bandicoots are everywhere! They're clogging up the impossible waterwheel, tripping people on the endless stairs, they won't even tile the plane properly. They have to go, by any means necessary!

>Screaming Monkey of Love
An ironically named, completely clean text adventure. Everyone learns a valuable lesson, but that goddamn monkey still won't shut up.

>Weary Valkyrie In My Pocket
Uses the DSi's built-in camera to identify dead bodies, then a minigame starts where you drive them to Valhalla in a rented pickup. Fun for kids-trapped-in-warzones of all ages.

>Interactive Dinosaur Underground
Walk around! Look at objects! Talk to the Pterodactyl! Leave you mainstream life behind and be obscure with the mighty thunder lizards. Now in flannel shirts.

>Apathetic Surf Simulator
Surf, Or don't. Whatever.

>Urban Ostrich Knights
In these mean streets only one group can bring justice. An ancient order bought into modern day life. Armed with the largest bird eggs in the world.
Ride with the ostrich knights for great justice.

>Vampire Night Fever
You're life sucks. You can't go out in the day and you're sick all night. Live like the undead now!

>Masters of the Battle Racer
A japanese mecha title! Race through dangerous canyons and mountains in your Battle Racer! Destroy the opponents, and win the grand prize!

>The Glory of Sunshine City
I... I'll leave this one to another anon. Make me proud.

>Android Computer of the Third Reich
The Nazi's have done it again! Now Hitler has become an unstoppable android, and his cold logic has proven able to smash every ally assault! It is up to you and your team to take him out before the whole world is controlled by his abominable intelligence!

>The Last Unicorn Beatdown
Faced with the extermination of her kind, The Last Unicorn decides to get mad! This summer, prepare to crush, blast and gore the forces of darkness! Can you defeat the Red Bull?
alternatively
You are the Red Bull, demon beast bound to the will of King Haggard. It is his will that you hunt down, defeat, and drive to the sea every last unicorn in existence. Now go forth, and bring darkness to the face of the earth!

>Tiger Woods' Hitman II
Golf is a serious game, and Tiger Woods means serious business. The latest scandal has gotten out of hand, and like last time, he now looks to You to make his problems dissapear.

>Kabuki Monster Truck Blast
This is... too crazy/awesome to consider... Kabuki actors overact interpersonal drama and rivalries while they attemp to use the weapons of their monster trucks to destroy eachother?
Shit, did I just describe the Super RObot Wars series?

>Mario's Motorcycle Rally
Mario Kart Wii, motorcycles only. Next!

>Awesome Racing Riders
Old. Next!

>Star Wars Karate College
I'm burnt out. Someone take this guy.

>Nasty STD rebellion

Were is your god now?

>>15874415
>Return of Bow Hunter World Cup
>Who thought combining soccer and hunting games was a good idea?
Two ways for this one.
>In soccer, the use of arms or hands are forbidden from use, but no more! Each of you are now armed with bows&arrows to use on your opponents, but take care to avoid being hit yourself!
or
>FIFA thought a little audience participation would be a good idea, and have provided select members of the audience with bows&arrows, that they might shift the tide of battle in favor of their team!

>>15874497
>Android Computer of the Third Reich
OOoo I love puzzle games

I can't write, but I can share!
Would some anon adopt one or all of these beutiful titles?

>Jamaican Beautician Power

>Adventures of the Stapler Expert

>Dance Dance Golf Explosion

>Mighty Lego Voyage

>Pagan Math Extravaganza

>Quiet Plunger Insurrection

>John Romero's Amish Knights

Oh Lord, I'm lollin'.

>Search for the NASCAR Dungeon
Can your band of intrepid adventurers find the legendary tomb of Earnhardt the Intimidator?

>Vampire Pokemon Police
Things were never the same after Officer Jenny got bitten by that Haunter...

>Escape from the Bible - Collector's Edition
The Book of Exodus was only the beginning!

>Disney's STD Posse
WAT

>Ultraviolent Whale Shootout
There's a whole new reason to call them KILLER whales!

>Inappropriate Banjo Hoedown
Deliverance: The deleted scenes.

>Star Wars Goth Oppression
...

>Master Chief's Unicycle Thieves
Starting as a poor space orphan you must work your way up the ranks of the toughest gang this side of Halo. Steal as many unicycles as you can to win the love of your kindly old adviser Master Chief himself

>Catholic Tennis Man
Speaks for itself really

>Lucky Spider Spectacular
One of those weird Japanese games

>Paranoid Hippo Uncensored
That Hippo is always looking over his shoulder, thinking someones after him. He's right; it's YOU. Dive into the grimy world of pachyderm stalking and candid photography in this exciting new stealth title. Now with bonus Schizophrenic Elephant levels!!

>Viking Square Dancing Offensive
RAPE! PILLAGE!! STRUT YOUR STUFF!!

>Twisted Squirrel Boy
He's bitter... He's angry.... He's got a fluffy tail....
All those nuts belong to you! Bite the other kids! Show them who the nuts belong to! You! Give everybody rabies! That will show them!

>Holy Acid Scam
Pretty sure there's a movie about this one.

>Scooby Doo and the Shark Munchers
When scooby snacks aren't enough....
EAT A FUCKING SHARK.

>Fisher Price Jackhammer Hagglers
Do you go into the store and look at all that heavy machinery. Do you think it costs too much? Want to offer less but you're too shy? Well now you can practice the art of arguing about prices in the comfort of your own home. It's helped millions worldwide!

>Amateur Rugby in the Dark
Just like the real thing.

>WWII Raccoon Gaiden

A tiny raccoon has been entrusted with the secret plans for the Nazi superweapon "Gervulf" armed only with the Thompson SMG and Rocketboots all Raccoons are born with he must navigate his way through five levels to deliver the plans to the allies!

>Psychedelic Programming of the Blood God
... puzzle game where players a Khornate Cogitator that secretly runs a hive, trying to make his blood and skulls quota for Khorne. Players operate numerous traps across 100+ levels trying to kill as many people as possible.

>Unbelievable Goblin Simulator

Players command the Free Goblins League, a left wing revolutionary front for Goblinoids of all kind. Players must lead the goblins to freedom in the face of Dwarves, Ratmen, Undergound tentacle monsters and Orcs kicking them and telling them to get back to work.

>>15874497
>Star Wars Karate College
Some people think Jedi are cool because they get lightsabers that can deflect blaster bolts and cut through anything. Come to Star Wars Karate College and learn to focus your chi and do that with your BARE HANDS! Really, it's just a game about trying to expand your school and managing the miles of red tape involved in running a business in the Old Republic. You'll run into disputes with the zoning committee, rival schools, and the mainstream Jedi, which can all be settled diplomatically or by sending your students to kick people in half.

>>15874557
>Adventures of the Stapler Expert
The famous stapler used in Indiana Jones and the Lost Keys has gone missing,and only you can track it down!

>Quiet Plunger Insurrection
Top-down shmup. Acting in unison, plungers quietly slew the armed forces of the world as they sat on the throne. Now, one man in an incredibly high-end luxury toilet featuring automatic flush, weather forecasts, bidet, flight, and dual laser cannons, is humankind's last hope against the armies of plungerkind.

>Elmo's Valkyrie of the Third Reich

... I know have the mental image of Elmo in a Nazi uniform. I have no idea what the rest of the game would be like.

>Infinite River Beatdown

The river is overflowing and drowning your beautiful village. Put your boots on and punch that river back to its stream!

>Presidential Duck Troopers

The super-secret military operation to train bodyguards for the President gone wrong.

>Fruity Handgun Special Edition

Earth is being invaded by aliens, and mankind's last hope is a mildly retarded kid with rainbow-colored deagle.

>Inbred Shopping 1942

I'm so confused.

>Barbie's Hillbilly - Limited Edition

Ride your very own pink donkey! Play banjo with the girls! Win over your brother from your jealous sisters!

>Perverted Deer Hunter Zone

The first no-guns hunting game! Great for kids!

>Advanced Mech Freak
The sequel to the acclaimed Mech Freak, someone has broken your prized Battletech model AGAIN and you are totally freaking out AGAIN. Now featuring 30 different arm-flails, 160 curses and 44 incomprehensible screams, endings ranging from "collapse sobbing in a puddle of tears and urine" to "destroy all life", and of course, unlockable achievements.

>Charlie Brown's Ninja of the Damned
This game is too amazing to describe. Screenshots of it blind with their perfect beauty, even its genre is a word too sacred to mention. /tg/, I must leave you now, for I cannot go on living in a world in which this game does not exist.

>Perfect Spelling in Crazyland
In a world that defies all sense, you are on a mission to create order where there is none, and to correct your fellow man from their madness induced ignorance. Master a frustrating control scheme as the terrain and physics alter randomly! Collect scraps of papers and other such junk to form the letters you need to build the words you need to calm each area! Beware the native Crazies!
Remember kids, Don't Do Drugs!

>Leisure Suit Fashion 3D
The market has train simulators, city simulators, factory simulators, pet simulators, plane simulators, bug simulators, and even sim simulators! But breaking out into a fresh new niche of the simulation market, it's 'Leisure Suit Fashion... THREEEE-DEEEE!!!'
Master the tools of the trade as you draw up designs for snazzier and classier suits, then tailor them to your ideal specifications, all in full three-dimensional detail and control! Take over the fashion world with your hot new styles and well placed marketing, and watch as the stocks of your company fly sky high!

>>15874972
>Hitler's Landmine Epidemic
Hitler has gone power crazy, and insisting that landmines be placed everywhere. EVERYWHERE. Enjoy this hilarious simulation of 'what if' as your subordinates explode again and again in the most outrageous places, all the while as you and your team work to pick your way through the smoke and explosions!

>>15874992
>Fluffy Programming in Middle-Earth
I know there's programmer out here somewhere. Take this one as your due.

>Scottish Karaoke Forever
The only game where singing badly scores you MORE points! Get some friends together, have a few beers, and then start up this game as you try to each out-sing each other's score! (Drunken voice vocoder included.)

>Lazy Lego Maniac
You have the power to grant your lego creations life to do battle with other Lego Maniacs. You have 30 seconds to build something from the rendom bunch of peices you just grabbed. Good luck!

>Incomprehensible Chess 64
Nobody ever tried to push the N64 to it's theoretical computation limits. Until Now. Master the Tesseract! Win and lose the game in Chrono Chess! Unlockable M.C. Escher board!

>Monster Cheese Struggle
You are an old and moldy cheese that has been out too long. Long enough, in fact, to become sentient, sapient, and monstrously cheesy. Defeat your opponents in the effort to become the Big Cheese!

>Mega Ice Cream Zombies
The zombie apocalypse has struck, and it is delicious! PLay as children, teenagers and adults as you chow down, hack apart and bulldoze the ice cream zombies into slushy neoppolitan mush! Unlock hard mode: Diabetic Type 2!

>Apathetic Lizard Turbo

You're a lizard, I guess. And you can go fast. Or whatever. I dunno. Whatever floats your boat man.

>>15877461

>Incomprehensible Chess 64
>Nobody ever tried to push the N64 to it's theoretical computation limits. Until Now. Master the Tesseract! Win and lose the game in Chrono Chess! Unlockable M.C. Escher board!

Funny to see someone else start these threads :) I make a thread like this once in a while on other forums and chans, except we also draw/photoshop our covers.

I'll dump some covers here, hopefully some of you will get inspired and come play with us :)

fun fact: I googled Gaiden when I made this cover, I had no idea Gaiden meant like "saga"

Used a picture I requested from a drawfag here on /tg/ to make the wizard :)

Look at that mean old dog oppressing the middle east! :/

This is your next Sci-fi BBEG, and coincidentally I think stephen king has made a story about this already...

The way I see it, the adventure is aboard a space station and the players are agents trying to unearth the truth behind a series of political assassinations on the station, and ever murder happened in an elevator.
They will be led around on a merry goose chase and trying to find out who the killer is by questioning NPCs, but in the end it turns out it was the elevator itself all along! It's computer had been affected by a real AI virus... that thinks it is Satan!

This is your next Call of Duty title.

You'll fight as Private Rollings as he is sent to infiltrate germany during WW1 and sabotage their secret weapon, an armored Tricycle.
There will be many memorable boss fights, such as the female nazi jugend SS officers on their unicycles of doom, and the mutant doctor Kraupstein and his robot-apes dispensing terror from their Tandem Cycle

say I didn't interupt you guys conversation did I?
Sorry I'll wait my turn before speaking

At times I've been tempted to make little platform games based on the titles I've made

>Barbie's Helicopter Combat

Barbie and Ken take the war to the chinese plagiarism dolls.
Rain down death and destruction upon your rip-off enemy with weapons such as machine guns, bunker breakers and napalm torpedos!

[Type: 2D-Arcade Shooter]

>Heinous Donkey Chronicles

The Kingdom of Derpia has prospered for the last 400 years, up until a vile yet cunning donkey has kicked the King to death, only to start a hunt on the remaining members of the Royal Familiy.
Is is your quest to protect the family, lest Derpia will fall into eternal darkness!

[Type: JRPG]


African Cricket Incident

In the year 2015, the President John Akulula of the small African Country Mwombamwa invites all presidents of the African Union to a traditional game of Cricket.
As Akulula strikes, his ball explodes happens to kill all other present presidents, resulting in their respective countries declaring war against Mwomamwa.
Play as Akulula and lead your country to the total domination of Africa!

[Type Turn Based Strategy, similar to the Total War series]

>Revenge of Ponie Epedemic
All fans of Ponys, outspoken or not, transform into drooling zombies. While this at first goes unnoticed by the rest of mankind as the fans hardly change, they soon start to infect others while summoning physical Avatars of the Ponies into this world to make it theirs.
Play as one of the few non-infected and shoot your way to safety.

[Type: Survival Horror]

>>15877549
>>15877549

I'm not nearly out of them but this is where I'll stop and let you guys do some talking too

>>15877590
OH NO you don't!
KEEP.
POSTING.

IT IS GLORIOUS.

>>15877590

I second this.

Your images are to delicous

> The Great Wagon of the Blood God

Khorne and his followers set out on the Oregon Trail in search of fighting. The danger's will be plentiful, as Nurgle seeks to destroy him with all sorts of disease.

> Super sexy alien annihilation

Uh, killing super sexy xenos in the name of the emperor?

>Kermits Plunger over Normandy

Kermit is an OSS agent in France in 1944. Miss Piggy is the head of the biggest nightclub in Normandy and she is willing to give Kermit information on the Germans if he finds her plunger and fixes her toilet. Dogfighting is somehow involved.

I dunno lol

>Orbital Big Game Hunter

>>15877618

"We're going to hunt some game. Some BIG game."

>Magnetic Dinosaur Gaiden
You play the as the wacky dinosaur Gaiden who uses his amazing magnetic powers to escape from asteroids in this JRPG-Platformer!

>Duke Nukem: Mafia Dynasty
Duke Nukem must travel back in time to fight aliens disguised as the Italian Mafia in ancient Japan.

>Spectral Jazz Underground
Infiltrate the underground rave called SPECTRAL JAZZ UNDERGROUND and fight for supremacy in this innovative rhythm based fighter.

> Catholic Forklift Crusade
Tired of all the heretics and heathens running around in the world, the Pope orders a crusade to reclaim the world in the name of Christ.
The only thing available to the crusaders are forklifts, which they utilize to great effect.
You are one of these proud crusaders, and you must drive your forklift to victory in the name of church.

>Irish Demon Nation
One day, Ireland was unexpetedly taken over by a horde of Rampaging Demons. You play as one of the survivors, your mission: To free your homeland from the iron grip of the Demon Nation.

>Shameful Disco Gaiden
... Ok I got nothing.

>Educational Sailor Through Time
And educational game involving a man with a time-traveling ship.
He takes the player on educational adventures throughout the worlds famous time periods.

>Galactic Unicycle DJ
In the galactic community, no other competition is held in higher regard than the Master of Unicycle DJ Competition.
You have to prove that you are capable of mixing the best beats, while riding your unicycle with the most skill, to gain the title of Unicycle DJ Master.

>Wooden Motorcycle Island
A racing game where the players ride motorcycles made out of wood, set on a scenic tropical island.

>French Bimbo in the Middle East

Um, get stoned the video game?

>Colonial Disco Colosseum

The great men and women who arrived to unknown shores must have a Disco Dance off to the death.

>Panzer Pirate Boxing.

In a world where outlaws use tanks to raid and pillage, 15 of the most infamous of the "Panzer Pirates" must put on the gloves and duke it out to see which one is best

Oh god I am almost stoned enough to start working on one of these games. If I'm not busy in the weekend I think I will.

I can almost see for my inner eyes what the games would look like in-game and what kind of features they would have

>>15877738
So that's why the Iron Men rebelled!

>Panzer Pirate Boxing.
>In a world where outlaws use tanks to raid and pillage, 15 of the most infamous of the "Panzer Pirates" must put on the gloves and duke it out to see which one is best

That would be awesome.

How's the blind Tetris one work? I just imagine blocks falling down and shouting, "I'M A FOUR-LONG LINE! I'M A FOUR-LONG LINE!"
"HEY I'M THAT ZIG-ZAGGY PIECE YOU NEEDED EIGHT MINUTES AGO ABOUT TO FUCK YOU OVER!"
"HEY I'M A SQUARE, PUT ME ALL THE WAY TO THE SIDE OR SOME SHIT"

You play as Hitler.

The war is over, you have died, self-inflicted gunshot to the head.

But your soul is still fighting.

The game starts with Hitler waking up in hell, and we get a quick flashback as he realized that he was wrong all the time, he wasn't fighting for good.
However, his wrongdoings has led him to understand how to create world peace after 50 years of reflection.
Now you play as Hitler as he enters Satans great colluseum race, where the most evil of souls throughout history wage battle atop of a hellish steed.
Hitler intends to win the race, and then challenge The Devil himself for the right to be reborn on earth again.

The ending will blow your mind.

Based on the TV-series

The only game twice as bro as Halo

>>15877767
Nah, you'd simply learn to determine it with the mass and strength of the object and learn to triangulate the movement through 3D surround sound

By strength I mean the velocity of which the tetris block travels.

Also is this a real game? I can't tell

>>15877549
DRACULA PENIS

>>15877857

I kind of like the premise for the setting.

The players plays as part of a small group of survivors from after the airbound laser squirrels took over the world.

You'd have to free your people from the nut-refineries that the squirrel keep a small population of earth alive to work them.

Ok I'm looking for another cover, but this image just caught my attention while I was browsing and it just said "post me"

>Ancient Piano Agent

I read this as Ancient Porno Agent. I want that game!

Speed up in the name of our lord Jebadiah, we need to harvest those Dollah-Dollah Bill fields fore winter!

Oh god I played this as a child, it was the only game worse than Superman 64

"Renegade Fighter of the Deep": Hailed as the best submarine sci-fi warfare simulator with beat-'em-up elements EVER!

"Insane Bong Takedown": "Like, dude, I'm so gonna fuck your shit up. Hand me that potato peeler..."

"Brain-Damaged Viking Choreographer": SVEN ONLY VANT MAKE BATTLES MORE FABULOUS! WHY PUNY BRITONS RUIN?!

"God of Cowboy Punishment": Deadwood just got worse...

>>15874731
>Elmo's Valkyrie of the Third Reich

Easy. you're Elmo Kinderschänder, Aufseher of the hittlers youth, and your role is to select the prettiest, most devout arian pre-teens and raise them to become the posterchild of patriotic duty, deadly giant robot pilots and the perfect brides for der fhurer and his closest collaborators.

pump these princesses full of Vrill and pray to the dark gods they don't go all Vergewaltigung on your ass!!

Monster Shark 95

Set to the hot single: "This Is How We Do It"

>>15878398
>Hazardous Punching Strike Force
Radioactive boxing gloves and Army Rangers never went so well together.