We got eldricht abominations down at long street! and they refuse to move their vechiles! traffic is clogged up like a dwarfs undies!

trolls are crawling into the sewers from /b!

Sector 5-J was giving us some some trouble, heavy rioting, we switched to lethal rounds and they quickly dispersed

South Bound & Downs St Clear.
Wolf men riot quelled.

>>15905337

North Side and High Street ... less successful.

Jaywalking? 300 cred fine and eight hours' community service, creep! Report to your local sector house to process the sentence or it becomes eight months in the cubes!

>now maybe this dragon's loaded...or maybe it ain't.
>so, do you feel lucky, punk?
>WELL DO YA?

>>15905415
Mmmmmmmmmmmmake me, bitch.

Underwarrens're clear. Movin' on tae th' Trades District sewers.

Noo, say somethin' about dwarf undies again, ye daft tree-huggers.

The people militia is here!
Rioters beware!
We have a lot of pent up agression and youre trashing our livelyhoods!

Uhmm. we have a bit of trouble in the mercantile district. Backup would be appreciated.

Some Outlanders were making trouble. They were deal with.

>>15905512

Comin' up from below, lads. We'll meet yeh in th' middle.

>>15905512
we got this

God damn cold on the wall.

Other than that, can't see shit, Cap'n.

>>15905592
Gor damnit. *Dealt with*

>>15905643
I'll say it's damn cold.

>>15905685
Brienne+Sam <3

Uhhhh, Cap'n we got some sort of gianty...lizardy....thingy.... comin in from the wastes

>>15905710
I just don't get paid enough to deal with this shit.

>>15905719
I know that-
Ah hell, its the wankers from internal affairs again

>>15905719
thats our new recruit
he's from the lizard kingdom

>>15905776
( captcha is under arrest for unlawful acquisiton of images)

>>15905788
WE RECRUITED WHAT!?

>>15905788
We got budget cuts what with 2 silver piece a week, and they hire a foreigner?

I ain't no xenophobe, but I gotta feed my family.

Some ne'er-do-well did attempt to approach the gates with coconuts.

>>15905800

So it's a giant lizard. Big deal.

Now, if we can mount a cannon on it...*hmmm*

>>15905826
Hell ain't they cold blooded? they'll be useless half the year, and we'll still have to pay them too.

Also when do-ah shit, another spell gone wrong at the U, requesting riotsquad with exorcist support

>>15905863
HQ this is mounted 5-7 riot team, we are en route but lack exorcist support. Please advise

Ook.

>>15905415

>>eight hours of community service

Goddamn fascists.

An unknown pathogen has been released by rioters sir, quarantine recommended for all involved!

>>15905885
Mount 5-7, do not engage, repeat, do not engage. Contain and wait for backup.

>>15905931
Bloody hell, get the med squad in and see if we can get a telepath to find the bast'rd that set it loose.

Rover's making sure that approval of our paradise city is 100%, as demonstrated by the fact that no is able-- er, wants to leave.

WANTED: DEAD OR ALIVE
"KAPTIN" HEDSMASHA
FOR
15 counts armed robbery, 23 counts assault 15 counts murder 43 counts petty larceny, 78 counts
breaking and entering, 12 counts Grand Theft, 7 counts jaywalking
CRIMINAL SHOULD BE CONSIDERED ARMED AND DANGEROUS
1200$ Alive
1000$ Dead
10$ for Accurate Information

>>15905931
THROW MEDICINE AT IT

>>15905956
Copy that HQ, we are on standby at the corner of Broad and Mistkatonic, awaiting reinforc-AH SHIT ITS HERE!

Captain! Patrol 326 has been cut off in the University Library! The thing's already taken down two of my men and we're cornered down in the basement!

We those exorcists, HQ, we need tho... OH GODS!

*BLAM* *BLAM*

*static*

Sir....if you don't mind.... i tink we have a little problem on The Merchan Street, the Bodgers Avenue and the Center of the City.
you see
how can i say it....There's a Terrasque...and that's pretty much it

we've found another LAB, third one this week, we need a BIOhazard team

>>15906019
>>15906046
>>15906050
THAT TEARS IT! Dispatch, send ALL of out riot teams down there, along with all exorcists, get this thing quashed!

Cleansing fire would solve most of our problems...

>>15906050
I WILL DEAL WITH THIS.

>>15906046
>>15906019
Exorcist units set on-route with a backup med team. Hold on tight boys, and do not directly engage.

>>15906050
Get Animal Control in here, we'd best tranq before another right's group starts protesting in the middle of the goddamn attack. Riot units 1 through 11, back them up. We want to limit casualties.

>>15906058
Quarantime Sector- Send a small unit in with the Bio-hazard team, see if the pathogen originates from this lab.

>>15906085
Dammnit, Carl, you know what happened last time.

>>15906058
>>15906046
>>15906019
I do not get paid enough I do not get paid enough I do not get paid enough I do not get paid enough I do not get paid enough I do not get paid enough I do not get paid enough I do not get paid enough I do not get paid enough I DO NOT GET PAID ENOUAAAAAAAUUUUUUUGGHHHHHH

Hq, this is delta green actual, officer down at the university

>>15906046
I see youve met officer HHRx'Phht'Ythuul

>>15906114
SIR, THE TERRASQU IS AIRBORNE!

K-9 Unit here, where are we needed?

>>15906161
University. STAT.

>>15906114
OBJECTION: FUCK the animal rights groups, just kill it

>>15906126
Mecha-tua in bound to aid.

>>15906181
Wow, yeah, sending my best men... with some... uh... non-regulation firepower.

>>15906199
Regulation is a loose term...
North Side and High Street werewolf riot quelled.

REQUESTING BACKUP AT THE LAB, THEY HAVE AN UNSANCTIONED AI, WE NEED DATA HACKERS STAT

>>15906181
Agreed, if it's airborne we can't hold back.

We can just take it down under air-zone regulations.

>>15906229
Hq this is delta-tango-alpha flight, we are currently in pursuit of a code delta fiver terrasque, do we have permission to engage?

Haha, I just returned from lunch after finishing "Guards! Guards!" and this is the first thread I see.
Oh /tg/, you never disappoint.

>>15906241
Fire at will.
Heavy weaponry permitted if the target nears sector border.

Haz-mat team confirms the origin of the pathogen to be the lab.

rolled 5 = 5

>>15906275
Roger that, Garm 1, fox two.

that's a hit, negligible dama- wait one.....

Command, target has sprouted a series of tube on it- WOAH WOAH TAKING FIRE

>>15906226
Manshark in bound to hack. He will take a bite out of that AI.

(Capthca ate the image...) >>15906311

>>15906311
Roger that, make sure he brings an anti mech team

>>15906275
SIR!
SNIPER TEAM REPORTING
HOW CAN I SAY IT
BUT I THINK THE TARRASQUE IS VOMITING DOZENS OF CAZACLAWS

>>15906337
This guy does that.

>>15906290
Haz-Mat, get that pathogen source to the Med Squad. I want that antidote distributed in the Quarantine within the next six hours.

>>15906300
Don't unnecessarily damage your equipment. Any units still combat-ready, circle round for a second hit. Flash bombs recommended to give time for the tranquilizers.
>>15906345
Acknowledged, sending in fire squad. Heavy artillery tank on-route, but it'll take a while.
DO NOT LET IT LEAVE THE SECTOR

>>15906345

>>15905075
does anyone have the two feet story? It intrigues me

>>15906357
OK SIR
WE WILL TRY TO HOooold.............
Sir...........
I don't know what to say about this sir......
but i think "We're Fucked" explain this enough.....
i'm without a doubt not paid for this

Don't worry guys, I think I can take it!

>>15906436
Fuck it, hold on best you can.
I'll send a request in to see if we can get a mage to Teleport it far, far away.

>>15906345
*suddenly from no where*
This is Hellfire Division. The General sends his greetings.

>>15906462
Edwardo the Mage shall do it!

Teleporto!

>>15906493
>>15906495
I don't know what the hell just happened, just give me an update-
Is it gone?

Either way, send the General a fruit basket with a thank you card.

>>15906436
I've got this.

Sample delivered to med team. The cure will be ready shortly.

>>15906514
Report is...
Yup the Tera-thing is now stuck in short orbit around the sun.

++To the Commander of the planetary garrison: Greetings!++

++This is Lord-Admiral Autreus Stark of the His Imperial Majesty's battleship <i>Glorious Victory of Terra</i>. May we be of assistance?++

*Yawn* I just got out of bed. What's going on guys?

>>15906673
Just a normal day John, Just a normal day

>>15906717
And we got bugs on the horizon.

I swear they dont pay us anywhere near enough

>>15906717
Yeah, I have to say, I wonder what the fuck this city looks like on a daily basis.

Insurance rates must be hell.

Somebody archive this, now.

This is... the best thread ever.

Ain't nothing to report on the south walls.

>>15906750
Like this
>>15906741
Oh well... i'm gonna call the Pest Control

Uh... Sir? Looks like the WAAAAG season's starting early this year!

>>15906841
SEND IN THE GUARDSMEN!

>>15906841
No, they're just here for the concert

>>15906841
....YOU HAVE TO BE SHITTING ME!!!
Call The Flamers!!

Carl is in the house!

>>15906859
Oh Ok
so how're doing with the bugs?

Maybe fire wasn't the best idea...

>>15906930
GODDAMNIT CARL!!
CALL THE FIREFIGHTERS
AND NO CARL I DON'T MEAN THE ONES THAT USE FIRE TO FIGHT!!

Atomic Robot Toy Company issued a recall today of their entire line of products. All retail employees are advised to exit the areas where the toys are being held and call their nearest city watch station.

>>15907010
Goddamnit we're receiving calls from EVERYWHERE of the city
how many toy stores we have in this City!!
Anyway guys, escort the Network team to the stores.

Ah shit! Northrump elementary school has been overran by zombies, send in August Squad. advise survivores are holding out on the jungle gym.

Ok guys i think it calmed down
we resolved everything?

>>15907123
Most of it atleast...
Just some minor disasters remaing to be resolved.

>>15907117
We're going sir

>>15905034
>>15907123
Crab in the Bay! Crab in the Bay! The Bayt's garrison is holding it off for now, but i think it would be prudent to send a Reaver for back up.
Ah hell, when it goes down it is going to be one hell of a bio hazzard. better have the Bio's on reserve.

ARCHIVE NOW

bump for archive

>>15905034
Treacle Street all quiet, sah.

>>15909749
same as the U now that we finally got the ruckus sorted out. wonder how long till the next explos-BOOM-ion...

Guys, you think you have it bad?
My Superior Officer is a bloody HORSE! Although I have to admit, he does to better work than any of our previous ones...
And our new standard-issue frying pans are rather effective, too.

Der supposed to be sum riot, but dey saw me and disrep-derpes-DISPERSED. Must be my new cologne Captn.

>>15910221
God work Tim
continue to use your cologne and you could receive a promotion
>>15908144
also
thread archived
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/15905034/

now everyone please report from your street
it seems things have calmed down...
anyone has taken care of the Crab Attack?

The crab has been taken care of sir.
It was delicious!

Officer Biggles,Netrunner second class here.

I must say: the new training regimen in cybercrime here; it's weirdly satisfying.

everyone
report

Drone support reporting. monitoring sector 5 with four sky eyes and six ceepers.

bump for archive

Basset Team alpha reporting in. Shit smells out here.