Once, you were pursued across the universe by the forces of High Lord Spruesworth, nephew to the Emperor, for daring to plunder his treasure as a brave man of Futuron!

With the aid of your ever-valiant companion Endman of Futuron and the beautiful Officer Clarke of the Space Police, you triumphed over Spruesworth's forces and ended his reign over the fringe of the Empire.

In the wake of Spruesworth's demise you found temporary respite, but all too soon bounty hunters again saught your head, this time paid from the purse of the Emperor himself!

The trio of hunters was soon dispatched with the aid of the fearless Endman of Futuron, and in the aftermath of the carnage you hatched a plan... to infiltrate the Hunters' Guild and destroy it from within! For with no hunters to menace you, the Emperor must deal with you directly, out of the shadows of paid killers!

Thus a plan was laid to pose as bounty hunters and journey to the lair of the Guild, using the starmaps found in the vessel of the hunters you trumped.


>>16042077
>saught
Jiminy Christmas...

>>16042044

To this end, you contacted Officer Clarke, last of the true Space Police, as she worked to rebuild the ranks of that ancient order with those loyal to justice and not Spruesworth's whims.

Clarke, eager to put an end to the trouble caused by the bounty hunters' disregard for the law, cast her helmet in with your scheme at once, and plans were made to rendezvous at her ancestral home on the lush garden planet of Paradisa.

I LOVE YOU LEGO QUEST OP!

LQ in the early evening?!

Spruesworth!

Now, as the Viper touches down on Paradisa, hours ahead of Endman and his captive hunter's ship, the words of the bounty hunter held prisoner within that very craft echo through your mind:

The Hunters' Guild kills any who dare to cross them.

What will you do, Spaceman of Futuron?

rolled 1 = 1

>>16042125
Still d12s, I assume.

Talk to the locals and ask if we can get some payment for being on Paradisa postcards.

rolled 12 = 12

>>16042125

Return to the beach, enjoy yourself until Endman arrives.

http://legoquest.wikia.com/wiki/Lego_Quest_Wiki

Here is the Official Lego Quest Wiki, for anyone who wants to bone up on LQ lore. Of particular note tonight is:

http://legoquest.wikia.com/wiki/Spaceman_of_Futuron

rolled 6 = 6

>>16042125
asses surroundings
look for seedy looking bar or cool tropical hut/cafe/tavern

>>16042144
>>16042153

The people of the Paradisan beach are completely uninterested in your exciting business opportunity!

>>16042256

(fffff)

However, you hit it off with the locals anyway and have a grand time relaxing after that long spaceship flight!

As you frolic among the tumbled splendor of ancient Paradisan ruins, the booming voice of your loyal friend Endman calls out to you!

"Ho, Spaceman! Here at last, and I find you playing in the sea! Let us make haste to Officer Clarke's home!"

What now, Spaceman?

rolled 2, 10 = 12

>>16042297

Say goodbye to the lady and follow Endman, ask him about the prisoner.

rolled 7 = 7

>>16042325

Fuck

rolled 5 = 5

>>16042297
Take the lady with us to Clarke's place. Have her be Bennie's date.

>>16042325
>>16042337

As you and Endman walk the short distance back to Clarke's family home, he confirms what you ask.

"Undoubtable, Spaceman! That cur lies trussed in the rear of his own ship, awaiting whatever scheme you have in mind."

As the two of you reach the doorway...

...and the door opens, revealing the lovely face of Officer Clarke... but then you realize it is not her at all, but someone else who bears an uncanny resemblance!

"You must be Spaceman," the woman says. "We've been waiting for you."

"Spaceman!"

Suddenly, Officer Clarke bursts forth from the antechamber onto the steps, dressed in civilian garb!

rolled 9 = 9

>>16042459
Dat chestpiece. Compliment Clark's mother/sister on her two huge beautiful round eyes.

"Come in!" Clarke says, before gasping as she lays a hand on your suit. "You're sopping wet!" she exclaims, as she leads you and Endman into the house.

"You've already met my sister... and this is my mother."

Both women bow as they are introduced, and the matron looks at you appraisingly. "A Futuron, are you? Hmm..."

As you dispense words of chivalrous praise to her, she smirks a bit and raises a hand to her chin. "A Futuron, no doubt," she pronounces.

>>16042482
>>16042503
Yeah, it's her sister.

Well, uh, why were we in the water with our suit on anyway? Silly us.

"Er, I'll show you two to the room you'll be staying in," Clarke says, leading you and Endman from the room.

LOADING NEW SCENE

Clarke leads you all to another room of the sprawling beach house and locks the door behind her. "All right, let's get down to business. I assume you've both come armed to the teeth?"

"Verily!" Endman says. "We carry our burners, and Spaceman still possesses his ultracannon, though it be stowed in the Viper now."

"Good to hear," Clarke says. "If we're to move against the Hunters' Guild, we'll need every advantage we can get."

"I have few men among my rogue unit of the Space Police, but they are able and competent fighters, if need be. The hunters may not realize they do not serve the Emperor..."

"I know of men who yearn for battle as well," Endman says, and all turn to hear his words.

"In my travels I have met and fought with men of valorious action. Such men could be of great help to us."

"First is the feral M-Tron, Antipolus. A stalwart fighter is he, and twice as clever, as all men of his race!"

"Next is Stratothes, or Tratot, a Futuron like you and I," Endman says, looking at you. "Raised by beasts on a savage planet, he now crosses the stars as a true Futuron!"

"Both would gladly heed the call of adventure and join in our quest with but a word!

rolled 7 = 7

>>16042730
Slap Clarke's ass, then do...
>pic related

Even your faithful robot Bennie chimes in with his own ideas!

"MASTER-PERHAPS-YOUR-FRIEND-BOSTON-TEXAS-MAY-BE-OF-ASSISTANCE. HE-KNOWS-THE-INTRICACIES-OF-THE-CRIMINAL-UNDERWORLD."

>>16042730

>"Next is Stratothes, or Tratot, a Futuron like you and I," Endman says, looking at you. "Raised by beasts on a savage planet, he now crosses the stars as a true Futuron!"

Fuck I never saw the end of Tratot's quest.

"We may be able to pose as established hunters ourselves," Clarke muses. "You've already captured one. All we need is two more, and perhaps we could simply walk in unimpeded."

All eyes and sensors turn to you...

What will you do, Spaceman?

>>16042763
>Fuck I never saw the end of Tratot's quest.
Oh Jeez, sorry I spoiled it for you, pal...

I'm going to let this simmer for a few minutes while you guys hash out a plan. Here are some relevant links:

http://legoquest.wikia.com/wiki/Antipolus
http://legoquest.wikia.com/wiki/Tratot
http://legoquest.wikia.com/wiki/Boston_Texas

rolled 11 = 11

>>16042789
This.
>>16042749
It's the only thing we can do

>>16042827
Any other opinions?

That 11's mighty convincing.

rolled 9 = 9

>>16042933
um

UMMM...

Tempting to just grab everyone and make a giant party of PCs.
But prioritize grabbing Trator, that was one bad-brick mother.

Slap Clarke's rear after Endman leaves you alone for a minute, but then be seductive.

"A fine plan, then," Clarke says. "Come, we will move the captive hunter into my ship's cryopod to keep him out of trouble."

Clarke walks past you, when suddenly...

*Slap!*

"Oh-ho-ho-ho!" Endman laughs. "Spaceman, you randy vagabond! Contain yourself for the fight ahead!"

rolled 7 = 7

Holy shit it's back

"Why... You... Oh!" Clarke sputters, red-faced, as Endman composes himself and removes the smile upon his face for a grim firmly-set chin.

"You just stay here!" Clarke says to you heatedly. "No sense giving the Empire *more* chances to spot you!"

"Come, Endman. I'm taking Bennie as well," she says, leaving rapidly.

You are left alone with your thoughts for a short while, when you hear the door click open...

"I have sent the others away."

What will you do, Spaceman?

rolled 1 = 1

>I'montoyou.png
>>16043286
Ah, Officer Clark. If we're to make our first move, we should discuss tactics.

>>16043331

Suddenly, Clarke draws a burner on you!

"You won't be doing any talking, Spaceman."

Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do!

rolled 10 = 10

>>16043397
"Okay, so YOU'LL be discussing the tactics then."

Glance around the room.

Where the heck is our burner? Do we have a radio to get in contact with the others?

>>16043429
Your trusty burner is secreted inside your suit, and it takes but a second for you to draw it forth unseen.

Your chin brushes up against the switch to Bennie's radio as as Clarke waves her own burner at you.

"Hands in the air. Let's see them."

Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do!

rolled 7 = 7

>>16043490
Seduce her. She can't shoot us if she's naked.

rolled 9 = 9

IT'S NOT CLARK!

IT'S HER SISTER!

SEDUCE HER!

rolled 5 = 5

>>16043490
>>16043514
That wasn't a 1. That was a 9. It's secretly a MAN IN DISGUISE. If that was a woman, we'd have rolled a 1 for any seduction attempt!

Kick him in the balls. While holding our hands up as instructed.

rolled 7 = 7

>>16043490

Distract her. Toss gun and tackle.

rolled 5 = 5

>>16043490
"You didn't need to point the burner at me for me to lift my hands, Clarke."
I suck at writing seduction.

Slip the burner between our oxygen pack, or something!

>>16043546
"If you wanted some alone time you could have just asked. And why don't you lower that burner, I'm sure we could cook up something... hotter."

"Hmph. I don't know what my sister sees in you," she says, removing her helmet. "Figured it out, did you? Well, no matter."

"I'd hoped to have a little fun with you before they arrived, but they should be here any minute. My sister will be released, but your friend won't be so lucky. Nor will your robot."

"The Emperor will pay us a fortune for turning you over to him."

Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, Spaceman!

rolled 7 = 7

>>16043585

Strip off our shirt and dazzle her with our manliness

rolled 5 = 5

>>16043585
Seduce her.

rolled 1 = 1

>>16043585
We kick her in the nuts so hard that our kick goes back in time, and cleaves one of her X chromosomes into a Y chromosome while she's still a zygote.

rolled 7 = 7

>>16043585
You do realize, if you didn't bring the burner into this, you could have had your fun. Clarke knows when to skip words and go to action. Speaking of action, who's going to help you catch Endman and Bennie? Futurons do not bow easily, you know.

And why would Clarke be released?

>>16043614
>>16043617

this wont end well

>>16043614
>>16043617

Better think of something else, and quick!

rolled 8 = 8

>>16043638

Leap to the side and then blast her burner out of her hands before sweep-kicking her to the floor and subduing her in one swift motion

rolled 2 = 2

>>16043638

"Your burners safety is off."

Use this distraction to disarm her.

>>16043653
>in one swift motion
I lold.

>>16043667
Don't you mean on?

rolled 9 = 9

>>16043638

Do a Marneus Calgar and wait for her to fire upon you before utilizing your tactical genius to decide whether or not to take cover

>>16043680

This is why I rolled a 2.

>>16043653
Suddenly, you break the awkward silence by flinging yourself to the side and drawing your burner free!

Clarke's sister drops her helmet in surprise and takes hasty aim at you!

Roll a d12 and link to this post!

rolled 1 = 1

>>16043709

rolled 10 = 10

>>16043709

>>16043713

rolled 2 = 2

>>16043709
how did he take this picture

Nonetheless

Full auto that burner.

>>16043740
He's got skill like that. It ain't Photoshopped, I'll tell you that.

I rolled a one. Lovely.

rolled 8 = 8

>>16043709
Rollan anyways.

>>16043713
>rolled 1 = 1

>>16043740
I fucking agree. I've seen his behind the scenes posts before but even with that knowledge idk how the fuck he did this one.

>>16043709
Dude! Look at that dive!!! Sha-Ka-ka-ka! There's no way she'll hit now!

(great work on the photos, OP, this is the best thread I've seen in a long time)

>>16043740
>>16043761
For these shots, look for the shadows. You can see what appears to be the little stick on where his left leg's shadow ought to be.

rolled 12 = 12

>>16042044
Here's some advice for next lego thread.

CHARACTER CREATION

Give us bodies/heads to select from! This is already good, but.. it'd be cool.

You roll onto your side, but too late, for the burner's searing charge drives into your foolishly unprotected skin!

Writhing in pain, your own burner is flung from your hand!

rolled 2 = 2

>>16043838
Oh god, here we go.

Spinning kick to the face, and grab her flamer when she drops it.

As your vision, clouded by pain, begins to blur and fade, you hear something beyond the door of your room!

"That must be them now," she says.

Roll a d12 for whatever you do, Futuron!

>>16043852
Why. Why do you do this to us.

>>16043852

rolled 1 = 1

>>16043856

Roll over and die?

rolled 4 = 4

>>16043856
CRAWL TO THE CONSOLE AND WITH YOUR LAST DYING BREATH LOCK THE DOORS AND SHUT THE OXYGEN OFF IN THE ROOM.

rolled 2 = 2

>>16043856
Take her hostage. You only need your bear hands

>>16043871
GOD DAMMIT WE CAN'T EVEN DIE PROPERLY.

rolled 10 = 10

This is Lego Quest how I remember it! Failing at crucial moments.

>>16043881
>10
Yes we do it so well ;_;

>>16043881
>rolls a 10
STOP ROLLING IF YOU DON'T HAVE A SUGGESTION.

>>16043879

We failed so hard at dying we've come back to life?

rolled 12 = 12

>>16043874

This idea, but Grab your gun and shoot the console causing all of the above and maybe more cool deadly shit.

>>16043900
>all of the above
We shut off the oxygen and in last minutes seduce her and make passionate love.

>>16043900
OP I swear to god, if you don't use this I will... do... something.

I'm glad to see you're back, Lego Quest Guy!

>>16043871

With your last ounce of Futuron strength, you fling yourself at the woman, catching her off-guard!

And, grabbing her burner out of her surprised hand...

You shove her to the ground, restraining her!

>>16043965


my face when >>16043900 isn't used


feels bad man

"Spaceman, stop!"

rolled 3 = 3

raperaperaperaperape

>>16043965
>>16043972
>>16043987

...we failed at dying so hard we gained super strength.

rolled 2 = 2

>>16043993
"...no?"

rolled 6 = 6

>>16044001
>laugh track

"Oh, you think I... no, she attacked me. She's a bounty hunter."

rolled 12 = 12

>>16044001
>filename
"See this burn mark in my ribs? She wasn't playing naughty, she was trying to kill me."

rolled 10 = 10

>>16044001
put a gun to her head and hold her hostage.

rolled 9 = 9

Go to a medlab and get upgraded with cyborg parts

>>16044023
We already have two robotic hands if I remember correctly

>>16044035
Seeing as we just got shot, point blank, in the chest...

Yeah. We're gonna need more.

>>16044035

well now we can have robo-dermal chestplates

Well whatever we're doing, we're doing it right.

>>16043900
Just when things could get really awkward, you amaze everyone with your impeccable marksmanship!

Their surprise quickly forgotten, Clarke speaks up.

"We heard what my sister said. About the Empire coming for you."

"Aye, and me as well!" Endman says.

WAIT WAIT WAIT

How did we lose our shirt in the first place?

>>16044055
>>16044047
We're definitely gonna need a new heart and lungs. Why not get BETTER ones?

>>16044055
Let's do pic related

GO GO CYBORG EYE LASERS

We'll never be disarmed again!

rolled 2 = 2

>>16044068
We're gonna need, like, a new torso.

Rolling for torso.

>>16044075
We took it of to seduce Clarke´s sister, but failed.

>>16044080
I think we failed dying so hard that we´re fine.

rolled 6 = 6

>>16044104
This.

rolled 12 = 12

>>16044068

I DONT UNDERSTAND WHAT JUST HAPPENED

STEAL THE TRAITORS OXYGENATED HELMET, BLOW UP MEDBAY, AND STEAL A SHUTTLE TO GET OFF THE SHIP ALL WHILE BLASTING ANYONE WHO GETS IN YOUR WAY.

STEAL THE NUKE DISK IF YOU CAN AS WELL

rolled 1 = 1

>>16044104
>disarmed
>cyborg arms

Rolling for this.

>>16044130
NOOOOOOO

>>16044134
NOOOOOOO

>>16044130

It just got SS13.

"You will live, Spaceman," proclaims Endman, "and with an impressive scar to speak for your bold actions!"

"No doubt this one should be watched closely," he says, clutching the woman's arm firmly. "Even now the Empire's dogs draw nearer! Whatever we do, we shan't tarry!"

"He's right," Clarke says. "We need to leave, but my sister..."

What will you do, Spaceman?

>>16044130
>kill all our friends
>blow up only means of surviving wounds to chest
>escape on shuttle we can't fly anywhere

SOUNDS LIKE SS13

>>16044176
>>16044130

Bullshit. I don't even like the damn Idea, and I know this is exactly what we're fuckin' gonna do.

>>16044104
>GO GO CYBORG EYE LASERS

rolled 9 = 9

>>16044176
Do >>16044104

If anyone questions us, tell them we need to become better so we don't get shot in the chest in the future.

Also, we're taking the fight to the Empire. PLOT A COURSE FOR THE NEAREST IMPERIAL BASE.

rolled 12 = 12

>>16044176

Seek medical attention

>>16044186
>>16044145
>>16044141
>>16044130

Sorry folks, no can do.

I don't have the Clown minifig.

rolled 8 = 8

>>16044193
And get cyborg body parts!

rolled 7 = 7

>>16044176
Seduce all nearby females.

rolled 10 = 10

Can't we just try to leave the planet for now? Take Clarke's mother and sister.

"What? Laser eyes?"

"You're delirious. It must be from the burner charge. Hold still."

"Bennie, come over here," she says. "Activate medical routine."

rolled 2 = 2

>>16044281
"Hey! Don't give MY robot orders."

rolled 2 = 2

>>16044281
FUCKING.

CYBORG.

LASER EYES.

"THIS-MAY-STING-A-BIT."

rolled 6 = 6

>>16044281
Come on, I wanna play Lego Quest: Human Revolution!

rolled 11 = 11

Trying to get laser eyes while being attacked by emperial troops is a stupid idea. Rolling for taking everyone and running the fuck away.

rolled 5 = 5

>>16044294
WAIT THE TRAITOR RIGGED THE BOT

USING YOUR SKILLS AT DEDUCTION YOU REALIZE HE NEVER HAD MEDICAL ABILITIES AND HES ABOUT TO INJECT YOU WITH LETHAL POISION

DO A BACKFLIP OVER HIM AND KARATE CHOP HIM IN THE WINDOWS SUPPORT BUTTON

rolled 7 = 7

>>16044340

I don't even care, this is hilarious.

Good as new!

rolled 10 = 10

>>16044414
HOW.

Also, we must become Adam Jenson. And then steal the Nuke Disc.

"I'm sorry for ordering you around, but be reasonable! There's not a surgeon on Paradisa who could give you... those. Not even Bennie could do that."

"Besides, we have more important things to deal with now!"

>>16044444
Sooo....that means this has become Lego "Get Robot Eyes" Quest, right?

rolled 9 = 9

>>16044444
Then we'll find a surgeon that can make us a cyborg.

Take a shuttle and leave. We're on a mission from god.

As Clarke hurries to retrieve her mother, Endman speaks.

"We play a dangerous game, Spaceman! Clarke has proven herself an able fighter, but a man of Futuron dares not risk innocent women in battle! I know of a place where they may be kept safely..."

And so you ready to depart once again for the stars, to bait a trap for the hunters that seek your ever more-valuable head!

Yet no matter what dangers may cross your path, you will best them, for you are...

SPACEMAN OF FUTURON!

>>16044444
>Quints

By the gods.

TO BE CONTINUED

Next time: Deus Ex: Human Revolution is still out, and many people still haven't completed it. Expect more of the same.

Sorry for shutting down the cyberlasereyeballs idea, but them's the rules. If it had been pitched with a natural 12 I would have implemented it in a heartbeat, but it seems like it's not in the stars for Spaceman's ocular upgrades.

Other than the railroading, I hope everyone had fun! I'll be around for a few minutes to answer questions and whatnot.

I bought some baseplates a while ago, but I just opened them last night.

>>16044546
Well I bet it'll be a good inside joke.

Your collection is inspiring. I'm really kind of jealous...makes me want to spend more money on bricklink lol.

By the way, if you missed the reference, Clarke's homeworld of Paradisa is an actual Lego setting. It was released in the mid-90s and marketed toward girls. The sets were novel for the time because they contained a lot of pink bricks, as well as several new designs of female minifigs and other pieces.

Officer Clarke's head is from one such set, making her a true native of Paradisa. The architecture of her ancestral house is very similar to the Paradisa style, and the gray slate roof is actually from a Paradisa set.

Olga Christiensen is likely also from Paradisa, or at least gets her clothes tailored from there.

>>16044598
Thanks. I know I already spend too much on bricklink!

Awesome. I thoroughly enjoyed it. I've never seen any of these threads before but it seems like there's more? I'd like to find archived threads if possible.

>>16044688
>I've never seen any of these threads before but it seems like there's more? I'd like to find archived threads if possible.

Almost all the previous LQ threads are archived here (except for part one of The Big Burn, for some reason):

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=lego quest

There's also the official Lego Quest wiki that I made to help players keep track of everything:

http://legoquest.wikia.com/wiki/Lego_Quest_Wiki

Give it a read. Lots of info in there.

Here's a close-up of the armoire in the Clarke living room. I really like how it turned out, so expect to see it again in someone else's house!

>>16044757
Oh hey I didn't even notice that. At all.

>>16045044
Yup.

No game tonight, but I want to run one on Thursday. Hope people had fun!

bump

Fuck yeah! I love Lego Quest!

>>16048864
>that picture

I lolled at Antipolus. Nice job!

This was awesome I m so happy you are back LEGO Quest!