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09/12/11(Mon)18:23 No.16275529Actually, while rainbows and happiness are most assuredly not what you'd find, our sheer ingenuity would allow for survival easily. Plus, you're not considering how likely animals would be to attack us. Is a mouse going to attack you? No. A hampster? Fuck no. A rat? Probably. A cat? Most likely.
So. Cat, wat do? Bows+arrows and needle swords. Seriously, a needle is strong, and if you fashioned a good grip by weaving thread through the eye, you've got yourself a suitable weapon. A .22 or a shotgun? lolno. Do you have any idea how impossible it would be to aim? Best bet is to use the raw shells and design your own gun. A zipgun made with a radio antenna, slip a .22 cartridge in, use some sory of backing to keepm it stationary, and you have kinda a turret. The kick will most likely kill the operator though. Stupid idea is stupid.
As for the legos, however... prime building material. Boats? No. Cars? Fuck yes. Remember Mindstorms? I can easily see 3-4 people building something with mindstorms, using the little touch sensors to steer it. It'd take work, and engineering (it can be hard to stick pieces together if you can exert so little force), but you could build something tracked or wheeled with no major issues. Just keep a bunch of spare AA batteries.
If I wasn't in college, I'd put together an example. But trust me, something like legos is your best bet for long-range transport. And by long-range, I don't mean 'city to city'.
Flying? Not gonna happen. |