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Anonymous 09/21/11(Wed)11:17 No.16374298

You know what I just realized? That air filter on the front of Space Marine helmets makes them look like they're permanently scowling. I don't get it, why is that? What are they so upset about?

>>	Anonymous 09/21/11(Wed)11:18 No.16374304 Intimidation purposes.

>>	Anonymous 09/21/11(Wed)11:19 No.16374311 >>16374304 This.

>>	Anonymous 09/21/11(Wed)11:19 No.16374318 The space marines are all like :<\| Or D: all the time. Is there such a thing as Happy Marines?

>>	Anonymous 09/21/11(Wed)11:20 No.16374325 >>16374318 Beakies.

>>	Psyker Ted 09/21/11(Wed)11:21 No.16374334 File1316618487.gif-(10 KB, 600x450, Kvatch.gif) rolled 7, 10, 8, 1, 3 = 29 >>16374318 WE. DONT. TALK. ABOUT. THE HAPPY MARINES.

>>	Anonymous 09/21/11(Wed)11:22 No.16374348 rolled 12, 30, 16, 8, 38 + 23 = 127 testing

>>	Anonymous 09/21/11(Wed)11:23 No.16374354 >>16374298 It's a piece of equipment and not a face? Also, welcome to 1993.

>>	Anonymous 09/21/11(Wed)11:24 No.16374361 >>16374325 I thought Beakies were the ORIGINAL Angry Marines?

>>	Anonymous 09/21/11(Wed)11:26 No.16374378 >>16374361 Everyone was a psychopath back in those days.

>>	Anonymous 09/21/11(Wed)11:31 No.16374429 File1316619115.jpg-(196 KB, 460x994, Happy_Marine.jpg)

>>	Anonymous 09/21/11(Wed)11:33 No.16374437 >>16374429 Joker Marines? Fucking scary

>>	Anonymous 09/21/11(Wed)11:33 No.16374438 File1316619218.jpg-(24 KB, 323x450, 1307758198107.jpg) >>16374429

>>	Anonymous 09/21/11(Wed)11:34 No.16374445 >>16374429 Oh god his face is the one that says "I'm gonna rape you, eat you alive and burn you to death at the same time, and I'm gonna fucking love doing it"

>>	Anonymous 09/21/11(Wed)11:34 No.16374446 >>16374429 Jesus christ, how horrifying.

>>	Anonymous 09/21/11(Wed)11:34 No.16374452 File1316619285.jpg-(264 KB, 1028x1049, Ultracool.jpg) >>16374318 :>

>>	Anonymous 09/21/11(Wed)11:35 No.16374456 File1316619322.jpg-(20 KB, 213x211, The big nosed man talking..jpg) >>16374429 That is somewhat disturbing.

>>	Anonymous 09/21/11(Wed)14:09 No.16375613 >>16374429 Yeah I just gotta restate that this is pretty damn horrifying The scowling looks friendlier

>>	Anonymous 09/21/11(Wed)14:12 No.16375637 File1316628753.jpg-(30 KB, 480x600, things.jpg) >>16374429

>>	Anonymous 09/21/11(Wed)14:15 No.16375670 >>16374429 By the Emperor, that's actually way fucking worse.

>>	Anonymous 09/21/11(Wed)14:15 No.16375675 File1316628954.png-(518 KB, 763x992, 1315388019635.png) >>16374429 OH FUCKING SHIT TURN IT BACK TURN IT BAAAAAAAAAAAACCK

>>	Anonymous 09/21/11(Wed)14:16 No.16375685 >>16374429 oh jesus can't stop laughing

>>	Anonymous 09/21/11(Wed)14:17 No.16375688 >>16374429 >You're gonna get raped.jpg

>>	Anonymous 09/21/11(Wed)14:18 No.16375695 And a new Slaaneshi chapter was born.

>>	Anonymous 09/21/11(Wed)14:18 No.16375697 File1316629129.jpg-(30 KB, 288x288, 1.jpg) >>16374429 That....face

>>	Anonymous 09/21/11(Wed)14:19 No.16375703 File1316629169.jpg-(2 KB, 126x126, 2.jpg) >>16375697

>>	Anonymous 09/21/11(Wed)14:20 No.16375710 File1316629200.jpg-(42 KB, 288x288, 3.jpg) >>16375703 THAT FUCKING FACE!

>>	Anonymous 09/21/11(Wed)14:20 No.16375712 File1316629227.jpg-(89 KB, 826x667, 1316210818936.jpg) >>16374429

>>	Anonymous 09/21/11(Wed)14:23 No.16375736 >>16374429 >>16374456 >>16375637 >>16375675 GUYS THIS IS TELLING RESEARCH the space marines should flip all their mouthpieces to get DOUBLE PSYCHOLOGICAL WARFARE

>>	Anonymous 09/21/11(Wed)14:23 No.16375738 >>16375712 inb4 this face gets flipped

>>	Anonymous 09/21/11(Wed)14:23 No.16375744 >>16374429 I THINK THIS WORKS FUCKING BETTER FOR INTIMIDATION PURPOSES

>>	Anonymous 09/21/11(Wed)14:23 No.16375747 >>16374429 I can't breathe

>>	Anonymous 09/21/11(Wed)14:23 No.16375748 File1316629437.jpg-(22 KB, 351x303, Heldane.jpg) THIS IS WHY WE DON'T TALK ABOUT THE HAPPY MARINES

>>	Anonymous 09/21/11(Wed)14:24 No.16375755 ITT: we realize a man who's going to kill you with a smile is like a hundred times worse than one who's going to kill you while being all scowly

>>	Anonymous 09/21/11(Wed)14:25 No.16375761 >>16374298 Grim darkness. Everything is an indication of how the future is grim dark.

>>	Anonymous 09/21/11(Wed)14:28 No.16375789 Fuck...I need to make a joker marine army...how do you cut just the grill off so it can be flipped

>>	Anonymous 09/21/11(Wed)14:29 No.16375796 File1316629761.jpg-(62 KB, 826x667, Rape Mehreen.jpg) >>16375738 over 9000 hours in paint

>>	Anonymous 09/21/11(Wed)14:30 No.16375809 >>16375789 Would likely require removing and resculpting it.

>>	Anonymous 09/21/11(Wed)14:30 No.16375814 File1316629848.jpg-(90 KB, 826x667, 1316629227479.jpg)

>>	Anonymous 09/21/11(Wed)14:31 No.16375817 >>16375796 Reminds me of yougurt dick guy

>>	Anonymous 09/21/11(Wed)14:31 No.16375819 >>16375814 :P

>>	Anonymous 09/21/11(Wed)14:31 No.16375825 >>16375814 oh some blending too noice

>>	Anonymous 09/21/11(Wed)14:32 No.16375832 File1316629947.jpg-(740 KB, 1050x866, 1315987159196.jpg) >>16375796 >>16375814

>>	Anonymous 09/21/11(Wed)14:32 No.16375834 >>16375796 >>16375814 You beat me because you skipped crossing out the "not"

>>	Anonymous 09/21/11(Wed)14:33 No.16375845 >>16375834 would it kill you guys to use a dynamic cutting tool and only flip his mouth piece instead of the surrounding armor? Looks... eh

>>	Anonymous 09/21/11(Wed)14:33 No.16375850 File1316630035.jpg-(1.08 MB, 1680x1050, HappyMarine.jpg) HA HA HA OC

>>	Anonymous 09/21/11(Wed)14:37 No.16375868 >>16375834 yeah, sorry about that

>>	Anonymous 09/21/11(Wed)14:37 No.16375871 File1316630264.jpg-(79 KB, 500x500, cthulu.jpg) >>16374429 The old ones have been awoken.

>>	Anonymous 09/21/11(Wed)14:38 No.16375874 File1316630293.jpg-(116 KB, 826x667, over40 000 years withmspaint..jpg) >>16375845 Ere you go.

>>	Anonymous 09/21/11(Wed)14:39 No.16375880 File1316630350.jpg-(18 KB, 461x468, mygod.jpg) >>16375874

>>	Anonymous 09/21/11(Wed)14:39 No.16375889 File1316630397.jpg-(41 KB, 265x255, 1316005941272.jpg) >>16374429 >>16375874

>>	Anonymous 09/21/11(Wed)14:41 No.16375902 File1316630474.png-(398 KB, 825x667, 534263462345.png) >>16375874 Needs the NOT crossout

>>	Anonymous 09/21/11(Wed)14:41 No.16375904 >>16375874 Cross out the 'not' and all will be well

>>	Anonymous 09/21/11(Wed)14:46 No.16375955 >>16375850 new spacemarine design forever

>>	Anonymous 09/21/11(Wed)14:50 No.16375993 >>16375850 This chapter needs a codex now. Someone make a design for the terminators.

>>	Spawn_more_Synaps 09/21/11(Wed)15:01 No.16376063 Funny, I always thought they looked more like big mustaches.

>>	Anonymous 09/21/11(Wed)15:03 No.16376075 File1316631798.png-(11 KB, 300x300, 1316630402986.png) Even the Angry Marines approve

>>	Anonymous 09/21/11(Wed)15:04 No.16376098 >>16376075 OH GOSH!

>>	Spawn_more_Synaps 09/21/11(Wed)15:06 No.16376114 >>16376075 WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU LAGHINGING AT!!!?!?!!! WHAT ABOUT MY FUCKING FACE PLATE!!!!??!! "looks in mirror" FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>	Anonymous 09/21/11(Wed)15:09 No.16376142 File1316632199.png-(145 KB, 250x236, BuenoMarine.png) I tried :(

>>	Anonymous 09/21/11(Wed)15:13 No.16376184 Oh man. I was nerd-raging over something completely irrelevant and I happened across this thread. You've made me laugh so much I've forgotten why I was mad. Thanks a bunch, /tg/, you've saved me.

>>	Anonymous 09/21/11(Wed)15:19 No.16376234 Why Don't we talk about the Happy Ma

>>	Anonymous 09/21/11(Wed)15:21 No.16376250 What are the Happy Marines? Can the

>>	Anonymous 09/21/11(Wed)15:23 No.16376265 That's what happens when you mention the Happy Mari

>>	Anonymous 09/21/11(Wed)15:23 No.16376267 >>16376250 Cnadlejack vs. Happy Marines. Perhaps Candlejack is a daemon of Chaos Undivided?

>>	‫‬‭‮‪‫‬‭‮‫‬‭‮‪‫‬‭‮‫‬‭‮‪‫‬‭‮Praetor Lillifag‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬ 09/21/11(Wed)15:24 No.16376274 >>16376265 >>16376234 >>16376250 Stop talking about the Happy Marines, samefa

>>	Anonymous 09/21/11(Wed)15:24 No.16376276 File1316633047.jpg-(7 KB, 251x201, exterminatus.jpg) >>16374429 >>16375796 >>16375814 >>16375850 >>16375874 >>16375902 >>16376075 >>16376142

>>	Anonymous 09/21/11(Wed)15:24 No.16376281 File1316633068.jpg-(35 KB, 198x165, 1316318709305.jpg) >happy marine shoops MAKE IT STOP TO STARE INTO THAT FACE IS TO STARE INTO HORROR ITSELF i don't want to be raped

>>	Anonymous 09/21/11(Wed)15:27 No.16376311 Now someone needs to make some smiling chaos marines.

>>	Anonymous 09/21/11(Wed)15:27 No.16376312 File1316633267.jpg-(31 KB, 198x165, rapewhygod.jpg) >>16376281

>>	Spawn_more_Synaps 09/21/11(Wed)15:28 No.16376315 >>16376281 lets put a smile on that facplate.

>>	Anonymous 09/21/11(Wed)15:31 No.16376353 god emperor save us I don't think GW ever experimented with turning the mouth-grille upside-down. Then they'd know that marines are like ACTUALLY terrifying this way, to US, IN FREAKING REALITY. Good christ.

Anonymous 09/21/11(Wed)15:34 No.16376370

>>16375789
>>16375809
This would be really hard, wouldn't it? Theoretically, from what I'm seeing, you could (this would be so goddamn annoying, not to mention slightly dangerous to your fingertips) excise the grille in a rectangular box from the helmet, and flip it over. Then, you could theoretically be very, very careful in green-stuffing the cut marks, then doing some homemade mold casting to make enough heads.

>>	Anonymous 09/21/11(Wed)15:34 No.16376372 File1316633683.jpg-(559 KB, 1516x1024, 1316236289513.jpg) today is a great day

>>	Anonymous 09/21/11(Wed)15:37 No.16376395 What happens when you turn a beaky's beaky upside down?

>>	Anonymous 09/21/11(Wed)15:38 No.16376402 How has the cancer not spread to /tg/? I don't even have friends to play a tabletop with but I still come here because it's better for laughs.

Anonymous 09/21/11(Wed)15:40 No.16376413

One of the two missing primarchs was found by harlequins as a baby.
They raised him as their one of their own and sent him back to the imperium to fullfill his duty.
At first things seemed normal, but after his chapter came back from a long mission, something was off.

>>	Anonymous 09/21/11(Wed)15:41 No.16376426 >>16376402 /tg/ have been too nice for trolling

>>	Anonymous 09/21/11(Wed)15:41 No.16376427 >>16376413 I like where this is going. Clowns have this unnerving quality to them, moreso if they're psychotic murder-clowns. Therefore Clownmarines.

>>	Anonymous 09/21/11(Wed)15:44 No.16376445 >>16376427 Enjoy. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hFHBtu6Nb40

>>	Spawn_more_Synaps 09/21/11(Wed)15:44 No.16376447 >>16376413 I like where this is going capthca says: asedane NOW!

Anonymous 09/21/11(Wed)15:46 No.16376460

>>16375993
I...I'm not sure you can make the bulldog helmets happy? I mean, even Ronald McDonald could waltz up to a Terminator in person and give it a happy meal and a song, but the Terminator would still be a bulldog-head.

The Terminator would also still be adorable for reasons that can't be understood.

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