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09/29/11(Thu)06:43 No.16463700>>16460322 > Eiichiro, my char blows! Everyone else has had more oomph than me! All I can do is ridiculous bluffing and pointless shooting! Hell, he even won fights with how depressed he is about that! > Ahaha, right. Rick, I think I have a plan. > ... > So,while Keith goes visiting the trannies, you land on this island big and powerful things. > Yes, man! So you just sent me farming for power? I lo- > Roll for wisdom to withstand the urge to eat all the ultra-powerful food around. > ....I fail... > Ok, bro, you get stonkin' fat. And you discover you cannot really leave this place because all around are things ever bigger, meaner and stronger than you. > Wha-? Fuck you! I'm outta this shit! > Oh, so you are not interested in whom you are going to meet? > Ok, ok, I stay. But this better be good. > So, along comes this guy who looks like a bug, straight from where all the scary stuff is. > And he gives me magical powers? > Well, he says: " Goddamnit, you fat bitch, if you eva wanna leave dis island, you betta get trainin'. Now go swing that wobbly ass outta ma face! |