Bones to build my house on the beach and Gilligan to feed me.

cantelo and gilligan

Gilligan gets me free food, knows where water is, and is a free light source? AWESOME

cantelo? Why companionship of course. Ill just be enjoying my time spent on the beach with the rest of the fa/tg/uys there.

Is it just Coily's saliva that is corrisive or all of her bodily fluids?

>>/v/112829517
Thread from v.

>>16565573

Just her saliva

also

>not picking Blink/Coily for shelter, defense and maximum brotential

>>/v/16562673
Oops, real link.

>>16565573
Just her saliva but in the /v/ thread any penis that touches her explodes.

>>16565566
>Ill just be enjoying my time spent on the beach with the rest of the fa/tg/uys there.
You're a better man than most (of /v/) since they just want to kill each other.

>>16565584
>>16565591
Bad show my friend

>>>/v/112829517

>>16565591
I'm going full retard tonight.
>>>/v/16562673

>>16565584
>>16565591
:V

>>16565584

Three > signs to link across boards.

>>>/v/112829517
This one is almost dead anyway.

>>16565527

Bones to work for me

Boleslava to keep me alive.

>Corrosive Saliva can melt through stone
>thinks you smell nice and wants to lick you

So... Conflicted...

>>16565584
>>16565591
Bro, it's 3 arrows not 2.

>>16565573
Erratum: When a penis touches Coily, that penis explodes.

>>16565603
I'm done, off to kill myself.

>>16565587
Then Coily is a definite must as she can create instant shelter, if there's anything I learned from watching all those Survivorman episodes it's that Shelter is high on the list of things you want if you are stranded anywhere, it's one of the big four, shelter, fire, food, and water.

>mfw Coily

>>16565610
You know, I was around since the first thread glancing in and out of them and I never actually fucking realized the link between that. I am so stupid.

>>16565623
Worry not buddy! Trial and error is a part of life.

horse rider is broken as shit if you can get him to run /stomp in place

>>16565602
>You're a better man than most (of /v/) since they just want to kill each other.
Seriously, why would I need to kill anyone? If anything I'd want to band together with others to form a society thats self-sustaining

>>16565628
I got the link right in the /v/ thread, unfortunately wasn't able to repeat my success.

im going to kill everyone I meet

Wow, this is adorable.

Thanks, /v/!

>>16565633
Well it started with them all deciding which companion was the coolest and then, as everything that /v/ does leads to, they decided on how best to kill each other. This led to them realizing they are beta and would never harm anyone. Last I heard, they were debating that if just one anon took a Mildred they would be set for food BUT if Mildred got tired of their shit she would kill them all.

GROUND RULES

Pick two (2) Friends to accompany you to an island with the rest of the people in this thread. (Yes, lots of copies of Friends will be running around.)
You must survive for four (4) years on the island.
Coily, as the picture says, has corrosive saliva. The OP of the /v/ thread also stipulated that "any penis that touches Coily will explode".

That said, I'm picking Bones and Coily.

Mildred and Bones.

Try my hardest to get on her good side so my head don't asplode while having Bones build shit.

This is kinda easy modo though.

Mildred and Hell Rider I win.

Mildred creates an infinite bridge of bread off the island which I rid across with the horse at blazing speeds.

any other combination is wrong.

>>16565664
It's wasn't "how should we kill each other?" so much as "how will we deal with the inevitable genocidal maniac?"

Take Murray and Boleslava.

Be entirely self-reliant, have a nightmarish protector in the night, and a cuddly friend who stops me from going mad from abusing that kind of power. Also, tie the little guy the fuck down to a tree so he won't be lost in a storm.

>>16565671
I don't see the penis explosion stipulation on the pic. Seems that would have been important to note in the beginning. Seems unofficial to me.

>>16565691
It was stated by the OP as almost immediately people wanted to pick coily JUST to bone it.

Murray and bones.

Because they're pretty chill guy, and Murray can't kill bones for good.

>>16565691
see
>>>/v/112835384
Also has a picture with more detailed rules that the OP SHOULD have used.

>>16565707

You sure the whole makes shit for you/creates underground tunnels/is the only actually friendly female that talks has nothing to do with it

Surprised Womba-Womba isn't getting props.

I'm getting Womba-Womba and Gilligan.

I'd go with Cantelo instead of Gilligan, but my dumb ass needs a food source to survive.

>>16565718
It's /v/.

Binky and bones. Bros for life.

>>16565718
This is /v/ we are talking about here.

Also shes not friendly, she thinks you smells nice and wishes to lick you

Her saliva is acidic

>>16565718
I suppose you've never been to /v/...

>>16565740

they're your hella funtime adventure [spoiler]friends[/spoiler]

>>16565740
That's friendly just not in a way you'd like.

Well Coily and Bones anyway. They're both very useful.

>>16565752
>Mildred
>Doesn't like you
BOY I SURE DO LOVE ALL THIS FRIENDSHIP

>>16565727
>>16565740
>>16565747
You guys say this like /tg/, home of ELF SLAVE WAT DO, is any better when it comes to wanting to put our dicks in mythical creatures

this is one of those times where I really, really wish I could draw

>>16565755
She wants to lick you because you taste good.

>>16565681

as soon as everyone is done debating whether or not coily will fuck them, will someone tell me if there are any rules against this?

>>16565740
They're all your friends, except Mildred.

Coily is just as friendly as everyone else.

Mr. Pepper looks familiar.

>>16565765
That's what I've been thinking. I could when I was a kid, but I didn't work at it. Always wish I had.

>>16565764
Yeah, so then pick something other than a acidic lamia that wants to eat you and explodes your penis for your carnal needs.

Like bones, or cantelo

>>16565770

Whats there to go against? Although its highly improbable you can ever get her to like you

>>16565764
We never said we didn't. We just said /v/ likes to do it too.

>>16565770
One of the rules was that everyone on /v/ was on the island too for 4 years.

>>16565770
People have been debating how much Mildred dislikes you. Does she just find it annoying, or is it outright antipathy? Stuff like that.

You can probably never get her to like you.

>>16565777
I knew I couldn't be the only one that saw that.

>>16565777
So does Bones.

Also, pretty sure Murray is from Doom.

>>16565777

I thought Mr Pepper looked like Gary Oak with tired eyes and no shoes.

>>16565811

>>16565811
I get the Mr. Pepper and card look-a-like but, come on man, it's a fucking skeleton.

>>16565811

Wait does Bones have a cloak? I thought he was covered in dirt...

Mildred and Bones, let Bones befriend Mildred and we can all have a good time. I'd have gone with Gilligan and Bones, but every 10 minutes is pretty extreme.

Murray looks like a real cool dood.

There are also 2 island prototypes on the v board

Does Coily understand that I will die horribly if she licks me? If so, will that stop her from doing so?

Because it would be embarrassing as fuck to turn up in the afterlife and have to tell my glorious ancestors that I was basically kissed to death by a snake-girl.

>>16565837
Well you're on an island so it shouldn't be too hard to keep a supply for Gilligan.

>>16565856
I hate when /v/ (and sometimes /tg/ on occasion) comes up with with some silly little fun thing and they try to make it way deeper than that. It always turns into complete shit.

coily and hell rider

coily digs a tunnel back to civilization under he water

ride at extremely fast speed to safety

>>16565861
Didn't stipulate that any water was okay, meaning it could just be drinking water. On top of that, if salt water was acceptable, it would be in my best interest to leave Gilligan in the ocean/sea and my shelter might be more than 5 minutes away from there.

I'm just paranoid that there will be unknown conditions that will screw me over if I pick Gilligan.

Hell Rider seems like...hell to be friends with, he has to constantly ride around you to talk and there are so many things to stop the horse.

>>16565915

How about using Coily to make an underground cavern that leads to a river's source, and make that your homebase?

>>16565915
Well, if it is drinking water, you need drinking water anyway.

>>16565921
No no, Hell rider can be off the horse, he just won't be fast/invincible. Hellrider and the horse only explode if the horse stops moving.

>>16565928
Then I'm scared of sleeping around her.

>>16565942

Tell Gilligan to keep watch with his light and to tell her to fuck off.

Optionally, use Binky to tunnel instead.

They are all so potentially entertaining that I want to take all of them.

Coily and Gilligan.

Underground Zeldaesque water temple yeaaaaaa!

(Also delicious Pierogi.)

I am amused that /v/ has created a new Broquest nothing is being done for because stuff actually started happening to Broquest itself.

>>16565983

huh? this was just meant for fun, no competition or anything

>>16565955
Works for me, I'll go with Binky and Gilligan then.

>>16565978
What kind of Pierogi does Gilligan make? This is important.

>>16565983
We get it Broquest Dev. Broquest exists. It is a thing. Other things can exist too!

>Coily
>can create complex underground tunnels
As a civil engineer with a thing for snake girls, I select 2X Coily.

>>16566018
>>16566018
Anything you want.

And I mean ANYTHING

he can even make them taste like YOU!
...And that's good, because then Coily can satisfy her curiosity without killing you in agonizing fashion.

>>16566040

you

you genius

>>16566046
I know.

>>16566034
Dude, what? I'm just commenting on /v/. I have nothing to do with Broquest. I think it's funny that they had one 'choose X' thing and now they have another.

>>16566068
"Choose yer compatriots" is really, really common on 4chan.

>>16566077
Your picture hardly counts, because it contains only one valid choice.

>>16566040
Coily and Gilligan it is then! I wonder if he can make Pierogi with a condom wrapping instead of dough. That would solve a whole lot of problems.

Coily and Bones. Coily because I pretty much know someone like that, and she's awesome. Bones because having a goddamn skeleton to do my bidding is pretty kickass to start with.

>>16566077
I rather enjoyed that one.

And this one.

I think it is the 6 year old pokemon fan in me.

>>16566040
"And then one night, while you're sleeping, Coily stands next to you. She hovers over you, thinking to herself "those thingies the fish man makes sure do taste good but, I wonder if he tastes just a liiiiitle different. Just a tad. I'm sure oooone lick couldn't hurt. Could it?"

>>16566068
Bro Quest is not the first "Choose X" thing /v/ fawned over, nor will it be the last.

>>16566090

the real question is whether she'd be empathetic enough to try it again

would one burn be enough for her to realize that acid tongue is a no-no?

Stop stealing our stuff

>>16566107
While I know you're just being silly, I know that some people on /v/ would probably feel that way if they ever glanced over here. People can be so fucking stupid.

>>16566090
>wake up screaming
>dive into underground water and rinse that shit off
>Have horrific, yet manly acid burn

The ability to create labyrinthine underground complexes is totally worth it

>>16566130
Good call.

>>16566130

>ask her to make acidic tatoos

boss

Winning picks are Boleslava and Mildred.

Mildred doesn't like me.
Boleslava cures any depressing thoughts.
Make mildred hateing me into a very depressing thought. for her.
boleslava cures it and Mildred now likes me.
Best of all worlds!!!!!!

>>16566106
I wouldn't count on it. Snakes are disturbingly sadistic little fuckers, and she's at least half snake.

Enjoy being restrained in her coils as she slowly reduces you to a bleached skeleton.

>>16566106
>>16566130
I have no doubt that, after the first lick, she would feel really bad about it. You would probably make her sleep veeery far away from you for your own safety. But, after a while (maybe a year or two) you would soon forget about it and put all that behind you. She never forgot though. It was just ooooone liiiick like she said it would be. One was enough to realize you tasted really good. She's so very glad she can sleep near you now, she really likes you...a lot.

I'm going to go with Boleslava and Murray. I'm a wuss, I need something soft and something to protect me at night.

Plus I could make meat and marshmallow s'mores.

>>16566180

So if I brave a small acid burn or two, I get a snake girl broette?

deal

>>16566207
I HATE YOU

>>16566179
>Snakes are disturbingly sadistic little fuckers,

No they're not. CATS exhibit sadism, but snakes are pretty bro.

>>16566193
Huh.

have the island

Coily and Cantelo.

>Cantelo for pet of the year, all years.
>Also, sharpen its horns. That might work pretty well.
>Coily for Acid Spit, tunneling trap holes around our usual camping spot
>Tell her she can lick me if her mouth and tongue is dry

>>16566237

wrong one

>>16566207
Well, to be fair, the acid burns are not going to be small, they are going to be fucking hideous and will take months to heal properly.

Her saliva melts STONE for god's sake- if you can't rinse it off in a matter of seconds, you will die in screaming agony as it reaches your organs.

But that's why you get Gilligan and have a sweet water temple, full of readily available water!

>>16566212

>>16566240
>Tell her she can lick me if her mouth and tongue is dry

Feels weird, man

>Mr. Pepper
>Gilligan
>FINAL DESTINATION

>>16566077

What the hell is 85?

>>16566077

I want 63 and... 55. Because 55 is a mother fucking owl and that's boss.

>>16566256
That's the right one, unless you meant this one

Rolf & Gilligan

Pierogies & Video games at our awesome water cave

Seeing as everyone's going underground, are we going to make a civilization?

or just fuck off and stay in our caves

>>16566286
When two unlikely heroes are brought together by danger...
>Gilligan and Mr. Pepper back to back in fighting stances surrounded by goons
They'll have to learn to work together...
>They are having an argument on a burning dock
Or they're going to find out...
>close ups on Mr. Pepper, then Gilligans face
That their worst enemy... is each other!

>>16566321
Seems like its just gonna be a bunch of hovels with hermits hiding and fucking their snakewaifu

>>16566291
I think it's a chick wearing a possessed suit of skin as armor.

There was never any description given for these characters.

Also
>Not picking 30

>>16566343
>>16566343
If a dick touches her, it explodes

No, really. That's not even a joke.

That island map sucks and is stupid. It provides no new information in comparison to the OP pic, and also implies that the choice is completely superficial because we can hang out with whichever friends we want to whenever the fuck. Also it is ugly.

We need an enemies/hazards guide or something.

>>16566359
I'm well aware of this, yet no one really seems to care.

>>16566384
THAT'S BECAUSE SHE'S THE DIGGING EQUIVALENT OF LIKE 50 DORFS

DO YOU EVEN UNDERSTAND HOW AWESOME THAT IS

>>16566361

seeing as the island thing was mainly a joke for "character themed fun" there seriously needs to be a revamped version

anyone up for it? rivers, lakes etc

>>16566359
Then I will make a fortune producing and selling condoms to prevent your dicks from exploding.

I think the worst part of this could be solved if we say that YOU are stuck by YOURSELF on the island with your TWO friends you picked.

>>16566397
OH BUT LETS IGNORE THE FACT THAT SHE COULD TAKE FOR FUCKING EVER TO MAKE THESE SYSTEMS, PERHAPS EVEN USING HER SLOW ACIDIC SPIT TO DO THE JOB

>>16566419

>could

or it could burn through rock in a fucking snap

>>16566321

Why build stupid ass surface structures when you can just tunnel into the earth? With modern day technology we could put entire self sustaining cities underground but don't because the proles are stupid and need their precious outside and sunlight. Fuck them, underground for everything doesn't need to be on the surface only make sense from a logical stand point.

>>16566427
GLASS HALF EMPTY BUDDY

>>16566410

Yeah, thats a better idea. Everyone just plans out how they make it through the four years.

>>16566333

worst movie ever lol

>>16566432
Being without sunlight is unhealthy, both mentally and physically.

And building huge, stable areas underground to put cities in isn't exactly easy...or cheap.

Also

>hurr durr stupid proles hurf

Pic related

>>16566432

my hero

rolled 3 = 3

I choose Giligan and Rolf.

>FOOD AND WATER! BLESS THE GILIGAN MAN!
>Buddy that doesn't have the fucking weird drawback.

Plus... I think my team just went VIP as the only crew with a working computer!

>but...vagina?

Oh come on. God gave me two hands. TWO OF THEM!

>>16566483

Rolf is so cute though, why do you need a vagina?

>>16566408
You have my money, sir.

>>16566463
Oh no! I must have forgotten to build an entrance to my cave since I don't know what's preventing me from going outside.
Actually this makes Mr. Pepper more useful since he can now make glass to create sky windows. Actually we'd make glass domes and then live like prairie dogs at the zoo.

Y'know... if it weren't for the fact that Gilligan makes food for me and gives me emergency acid burn washes everywhere. Not like I couldn't make a furnace given enough time.

Sacrifice Cantello to remove Coli's dick exploding disease. Live happily ever after.

>>16566692
Might as well make the acid controllable too if you consider that a disease.

>>16566692
Its not a disease though. Also you're a heartless bastard.

>>16566408
Ingenious

Technically your dick isn't even touching her if it's in a condom. So it won't explode.

All we have to do is make an errosive-free condom so we can have snake-fu blowjobs as well.

>>16566763
You could live without snake blowjobs. Just jizz in her mouth every once in a while so she avoids tasting you for real. I wonder if the jizz would make a sizzling noise on contact with her mouth.

>>16565527
>If a penis touches her it explodes
It could be contested that this means "explodes with jizz" which means touching her leads instantly to an orgasm. Which would be awesome.

Fuck you guys found a way around you penis exploding

>>16566955
Considering it's a deserted island, the availability of condoms or materials from which they could be made is hardly a guarantee.

So, people want to pick coily to fuck her, what if I want to pick Cantelo because I want to pat it's fluffy tail? Does that get taken away too?

Fuck that I'm ignoring the dick exploding disease and you should too.

That said I'm taking Murray and Boleslava.
Murray because he's a cool guy.

Boleslava because removing all depressing thoughts, free food, AND awesome comfort is god tier.

I can survive on my own, especially with a little help from those two, but I will cooperate with any of you who seem like ok dudes.

Also, for the /tg/ version of this thing I think we should change rolf from keeper of magic video games to an awesome DM that knows lots of systems.

Womba Womba and Rolf seem like fun, semi-practical choices.

>Make thread
>Come back
>Almost entire thread is about fucking/ "being friends" with Coily
The worst part is that I'm not even shocked at all.

>>16567060
Only viable female in the entire cast of characters. She had it coming.

>>16567079
Also snakegirl, which for whatever reason is insanely popular

Also Purple. Purple is this best color.

Bones will be my loyal bro.

Cantelo, Gilligan, or Womba are kind of a cross-tie.

I guess I have to go with Cantelo, though, so he can cure my diabetes.
Bones and I will wander the island as druids, him gathering plants and I trapping small animals for food.

I'll make him a fluffy rabbit cloak so he can be fuzzier.

>>16567030
first off, not a disease. Second, that little addendum was added because peopled wanted to fuck her so badly. That should have been obvious to you considering how hard people are willing to go to fuck her anyway, especially you, who decides to just go "Fuck what was established by the author, it doesn't suit me."

>>16567079
Thing is, Boleslava, Gilligan, Bones, Blinky, and Cantelo could all be female too. And don't tell me that after a few months on the island you wouldn't at least accept a handjob from Boleslava...

>>16567142
>Boleslava
>Handjob

Does...
Does it even really have hands that could do that?
I mean it's basically a psychic cotton ball.

>>16567150
It's got a mouth...

>>16567124
I wouldn't really think that a condom was a sure protection from Coily's danger. There's still the horrible acid to take into account.

A dickish DM would say that in the pleasure of the moment, she forgot how deadly her saliva was, and kissed you passionately.
>mfw
>I have no face, and I must post

>>16567209
I, for one, refuse to do such a thing.
I've been perfectly fine without sex when I'm not on a deserted island, why would I need it so badly now?

If I get a boner, I'll simply make a running gag with my bro Bones, "Hey buddy, I'm just like you!"
Then he will chuckle his ghastly mirth, and will continue picking plants while I go take care of it in the bushes.

I remember when BroQuest.

WOW you guys are stupid. Only one person notices how fucking cute Rolf is while you go to insane lengths to dick a snake girl would could accidently maim and/or kill you. Rolf is the only god tier option, cute boy with self powered vidya.

>Take Hell Rider for pillaging shenanigans/wild adventures and invincibility
>Take Boleslava to make us forget the horse can explode, use it as a cushion to ride on forever and be invincible

I accidentally the game

>>16567246
Broquest wasnt even the original "CHOOSE YOUR COMPANION" or ROLL FOR ZOMBIE SURVIVAL TOOLS game you faggot, that shit is like a year old, two at most.

>>16567251
Can he spit ACID? Can he eat LIVE RATS? Is he BRIGHT PURPLE?

FUCK NO

PICK COILY

>>16567255
I never said it was.

>>16567251

yeah, that more people didn't notice that on /tg/ kind of shocked me.

>>16567251
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Hey guys... about the whole exploding dick thing...
Does that get a fortitude save?

bones to perform any sort of physical labor for me. Untiring labor will be useful in any situation.

womba womba to help me hunt

gilligan if there isnt a native wildlife to hunt.

does anybody feel that rolf is supposed to be a part of /v/s secret homolust? it seems like he is the kind of guy that says "you could pretend that im a girl"

Murray and Gilligan.
I assume Gilligan's water will be no problem since we are on an island. As long as I live by the sea the drinking shouldn't be an issue.

Murray, even though I'll never be awake to see him sounds like a top tier bro thanklessly defending me in my sleep. I can rest easy knowing that I won't be eaten by a wild animal at night. Also free meat to go with my pierogies.

>>16567251
Rolf isn't a monstergirl though.

I mean if it was a normal girl who causes dick explosions vs Rolf I'd choose Rolf but he is going up against a Lamia here.

>>16567079
Here's an idea for those longing for a pleasant female companion but worried about face-melting acid:

Pick Mildred and Boleslava. Hang around Mildred, causing her to dislike you and get upset. Boleslava makes her unhappy thoughts go away. Now she likes you.

Enjoy having fun (and possibly sexy) adventures with a green magical girl and a cuddly puffball.

>>16567251
You plainly don't understand the allure of a purple snake-girl.

So, I was thinking. What if the acid didn't have as drastic an effect on organic matter? What if it just, y'know, tingled a little?
I'm not chemist or anything, but that's possible, innit? An acid that fucks up rocks, but doesn't particularly fuck up flesh?

I'm not sure who I'd take, other than Bones. Murray has his points, as do Coily, Cantel, and Womba Womba.

You're on a deserted island with no real semblance of society or structure, and you all worry about who's going to suck your dick?

>>16567313
also murray has his merits god tier set of companions would be murray, womba womba/gilligan and bones

>>16567328
I'VE GOT IT

I'll suck my own dick.

>>16567328
No. I'm worried about dicksplosions. Where have you been?

>>16567320
right...but he doesn't make your dick explode or has acidic saliva
Also vidya james

>>16567322
>Enjoy having fun (and possibly sexy) adventures with a green magical girl and a cuddly puffball.

>>16567278

I'll chose for him to wear a bright purple skirt and lip stick. As far as the acid spit goes well umm FUCK YOU

>>16567313
>/v/s secret homolust
If it is a secret, it isn't very well kept.

Bones to build / hunt / farm / boil water
Cantelo to gore the shit out of anything that needs killing. Womba alternatively.

>>16567379
Bones can't hunt, bro. Won't harm a living being. That includes non-human animals.

Boleslava + Murray

DO YOU FUCKERS UNDERSTAND

WHAT AN AMAZING NIGHT'S SLEEP I WILL HAVE?

>>16567322


Sooo... my idea.

>>16566159

>>16567465
What about daytime? What if some monster decided to attack you during daytime.

Coily and Mildred
>Mildred is clearly a sick fuck
>Convince her to turn everyone else on the island into living dicks
>Have Coily go around and touch them all
>Dicksplosion shower
>Threesome with Mildred and Coily after Mildred makes me acid and dicksplosion-proof.

Sup guys

>>16567496
Develop narcolepsy.

Eat marshmallows and end their shit.

>>16567465

Security is a very good idea but what if you're attacked when you're not sleeping?

>>16567498
Nope, Mildred still dislikes you.

>>16566929
>>16566955

Moments like this are why I love /tg/ and it's gettin' shit done attitude.

You got a problem? /tg/ will find a way around it.

Everyone keeps saying Coily for her acidic spit, so they can carve out labrinths or shelter or whatever, but realistically.
>'Keep licking that rock Coily! There's no shade out here, its been like three hours, and I'm bored and me and Rolf need a place to play vidya'
>'Bu-But Onee Sama... My tongue is dry... Sooooo Thirsty... p-p-p-please let me take a break,
>'Hahaha, silly Coily, you can rest once we have shelter! You wouldn't want me and Rolf to die would you!?'
>'NO! Onee Sama cannot die!' *Starts grinding her dry and bleeding tongue against the surface of the rock* 'I still... I still get to taste you after this? R-Right Onee Sama?'
>'NOT UNTIL YOU'VE MADE ME A LABRINTH DAMMIT!'
>'Uguu... S-sorry Onee Sama' *Continue grinding rock with her bleeding tongue*

Also
>Not being confident enough in your survival techniques to ignore needing someone who makes shelter, fire or food
>Not taking Womba Womba and Murray
I just sleep all through sundays

ALSO
>Fuck
Cantelo
>Marry
Mildred
>Avoid
Coily

>>16567569
>fuck
>cantelo
...You're alright anon.

>>16567569
>'I still... I still get to taste you after this? R-Right Onee Sama?'

Well shit

>>Fuck
>Cantelo
>>Marry
>Mildred
>>Avoid
>Coily

...

>>16567569
>>16567601
If that's the case then that would be the best time since she would be so dry-mouthed by the time she was done that she couldn't burn you.
Also in this scenario her acidy spit isn't as strong so the Coily/Gilligan combo works.

Cantelo because he seems to be the most well-rounded in that he's simply loyal and will do whatever you want it to.

Murray, because sleep-protection? YESPLZ.

And Rolf. Because God damn it, I'll need a friend.

Murray and Coily.
Murray is a cool guy.
Coily because I have a fetish for half-snake women.

>>16567653
COAT SELF WITH AKALINE.
LET THE LAMIA LICK YOU.

I choose the ones that have been chosen the least in this thread.

I wana be special

>>16567701
Well, which are they, then?

>>16567701

>>16567708
I don't know I'm noting reading all these posts. I'm not maid of time you know

>>16567709
I feel like Hell Rider and Gilligan need to be switched in this image. Hell Rider is barely getting picked.

>>16567715
Bullshit, yes you are.

I game the system by getting five friends to play this game with me and together we get all 12 sidekicks.

Rolf and Cantelo because they are the most fuckable with the least amount of danger.

I can handle everything else myself I watch liked every episode of Survivorman and read Hatchet in elementary school. I'm basically an expert.

>>16567740
I like the cut of your jib.

boleslava and murray

boleslava because fuckign mashmellows bitch, is that a goddam pillow? fuck yes masterbaiting toy

murray? i want my fucking sleep mother fucker a bitchin' bodyguard of night demons is kickass he even kills disease carrying mosqutios! fuck yes why do u even need shelter?

>>16567725
Hell Rider got picked a lot in the first thread before everyone realized how easy it would actually be to gank him.

Why do people want to fuck the dog-thing so badly?

It's not human, it's not even a furry, which I could see being picked. It's an actual (imaginary) animal. Do you people fuck your dogs too?

>>16567787
Yeah
>>16567725
Updates

... Why are so many people here wanting to fuck the dog-antelope-thing? Good lord.

/tg/ - Zoophilia

>>16567811
I would add Boleslava to the loved side, too. It's been picking up recently.

>>16567797
The pony threads on /co/ have gotten me so used to the fact there are people who want to fuck straight up animals that i didn't even notice that.

It's kinda weird now that you mention it. It doesn't even talk

>>16567819
>on /tg/
>doesn't want to fuck it

>>16567819
Because they alienated everyone else with what they did to Coily so now the desperate are devolving to furfaggotry/bestiality.

Everyone wants to fuck the dog thing because the only other two female things are either ugly or had new rules added to it to make it so you can't fuck it.

If you draw girly eyelashes on a thing someone is gona want to fuck that. the poor desperate bastards

>>16567797
>>16567819
Zoophilia-mind.

>>16567826
I don't go to /co/ regularly, certainly not for ponies, so I guess that's my "problem". Bleh.

>>16567829
But with Mildred you could get hate-sex! That's like, the fifth best kind of sex.

Gilligan and Rolf.

Gilligan can occupy the water source and produce food, and Rolf can keep me sane in the human social condition way, which will most likely result in a lot of sex in-between game sessions. I'll be the primary defender of the group, but as long as I'm fed and happy, I'm good for that.

murray + boleslava = super cool dreamy funtime marshmallow mystery meat adventures.
I would get fat as fuck and be asleep 110% of the time

Can't sleep

I can see Mildred being tsundere.

Why is Womba Womba wearing high heels?

>>16568055

Those are the shoes of his people.

>google snake-girl
>receive pic related
WHAT.
MY BONER HAS BECOME NON-EUCLIDEAN.

>>16568246
Try searching for lamia instead. Here's something to get you started.

http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=lamia

Wel, juding by abilities of some of thsoe guys, there are some dangerous stuff goes on this island. So if you chosen copanions just for comfort, then yo uare dead.

>>16567569
>'I still... I still get to taste you after this? R-Right Onee Sama?'

whyboner.jpg

>>16565603
>implying you dont just do it like this:
>>>/v/16565527
>implying the thread didnt already 404, making the link shit anyway

>>16567858
pic related, you very smart annon

Somehow while lots of people have picked them individually, no-one has picked the obviously best team

Coily and Murray

Coily
-Can delve a lair for you and find underground clean water source
-Seems capable of speech
-Is your specific fetish, though much like regular women you will never get to realize this.

Murray
-Never worry about mosquitos while sleeping again
-Also food
-Can protect you from Coily while you are sleeping
-Pretty cool guy, could make a great penpal

Coily and Binky.

As stated in the /co/ thread; my primary goal would be to find a way to let Coliy lick me all over and not be severely injured.

>Not taking Coily and Murray.
That being said if worst comes to worst, one could use Coily as a flail and create some kind of cock-slap-fu. Murray just gets shit done when it's real scary.

I'm thinking bones and womba-womba. Womba could protect you, except on Sundays, and bones could do a lot of the work.

If you wanted to go for XTREME POWER you could have Murray and Hell Rider. Hell Rider rides around and beats the shit out of everything, and Murray slaughters in your sleep.

Someone should run a quest thread. Whoever gets, trips, or maybe rolls a certain number, picks an ally. Once we have both of them, we can continue on to adventure!

>>16568929
>>16567858
Using this logic
Cantelo give me magical powers
Cantelo fly us home
Cantelo let us live forever

>>16567797
>>16567819
With me, it's because I am legitimately attracted to them.

AND Cantelo can consent-and I'd make sure he/she/it was consenting first, not just "obeying"-which makes the whole thing considerably less creepy.

Admittedly it's still creepy, yeah. But it's not as bad as "is it rape if it can't talk?"

Also you are all now realizing that Cantelo is named after pic related and is a recolor of Monster Rancher's Tiger/Blue Gale.

>not choosing Rolf

Seriously, I hope you guys. Don't do this.

You only need a Binky or a Womba Womba or something to keep you safe. Rolf can help you with gathering resources or building shit, Rolf can play vidya and tabletop games with you, Rolf can stay up late into the night with you talking and joking, swimming beneath the stars and exchanging blowjobs without melting your dick off with acid saliva.

Rolf is truly companion of the years, all years. Enjoy going insane from solitude, Rolfless fags.

Womba Womba.

get murray and womba womba
sleep all sunday

Bones & Cantelo.
Bones because he seems a bit of a legend, and has the dexterity (see: hands) to be able to be able to construct housing and shit.

Cantelo because Bones can't protect me/refuses to kill things for food. And also seems to be bro-tier.

>>16567858

Good thing I have a ring of acid resistance.

Definitely Coily and Boleslava

>>16565597
Good thing this isn't /v/

I would bring Rolf and Murray.

>Murray for night protection and free food
>Rolf for entertainment and companionship

>>16571427
Fuck that noise. If i want to be happy i'll roll with Boleslava

>>16571427
In deserted island situations, bisexuality really does pay dividends.

MOTHERFUCKING HELL RIDER!!

Hell Rider OP

Surprised nobody has noticed the following technicality.

When the description of a companion says "you," it is describing the person that has picked them as a companion. For example, "Womba Womba: will defend you from any hostile beings."

Mildred doesn't like you if you choose her as a companion. The most powerful being on the island is better off being an occasional contact that doesn't mind you rather than a common contact that dislikes you.

If you dismiss this technicality, you have left mildred's impact a mystery. If she doesn't like me, then why would she use her powers to help me? This brings up the question of what is entailed by choosing a character as a companion. It doesn't itself provide loyalty as implied by the partners that are loyal, does it just mean proximity? If so, why don't you just take your two companions to meet a new one?

>>16571698
The only thing specified is that they are friends.

Mildred doesn't like you very much. She's still your friend.

Gilligan for food and light, he can stay in the river/ocean so he doesn't dry out.

Rolf because he's pretty damn cute and I'd be happy to end up making a few "joystick" related jokes once I seduce him.

The OP back in the original /v/ thread stated the DLC was as follows:

1. A genderswapped Rolf
2. All the HFAV have party hats on

>parody of CHOOSE YOUR PARTY threads like BroQuest
>/v/ and /tg/ take it seriously

>>16565527
>The only monstergirl is designed to be unfuckable
Well a Cantelope is fine too.

>>16571698
Stupid meandering analysis complete.

Bones and Binky.

Bones coordinates Binky to build my vast empire

>>16571795
also because they just seem the nicest :3

Gilligan and Rolf. With my constant supply of food, light and vidya, I'm naively hoping I can team up with someone who took friends geared for defence and form an unstoppable team.

Coily and Cantelo.

Fuckin' 'em both.

So when will the battles vs the other islands start?

With Womba Womba not only do you get protection, but you can also know how many weeks have passed.

>>16567569
>Onee Sama
You just went full baka there.

>Take Coily
>Become dorf
>Prosper! Wait for migrant wave

Just Cantelo with a polearm

you know why

Coily and Bones. Fuck yeah.

>>16571921
You want to fuck her with a halberd!? You are sick!

Can I just pick Bones and nobody else? I'm pretty sure I can handle myself, he just looks like he'd be a cool guy to have around as a pal.

Womba and Rolf

the vidya would really help with my sanity

>>16571963
I actually lol'd at that IRL.

But I think his idea is based on the idea that Cantelo may be able to act as a steed.

>bones
>dress
>flower hat
>"he"

Seriously what the fuck. Bones is clearly a frail, slow moving, extremely protective grandma.

Didn't the /v/ thread have classes for us when we did this?
Or am I thinking of something else.

>>16572097
That was a separate idea that wound up in the same thread. You're talking about like the shamans and spies and all, right?

So who are the guaranteed fucks? Cantelo for definite, probably Rolf and Boleslava. Coily you could fuck but it'd be fatal. Binky you could probably manipulate into fucking.

Who's the best?

>>16572115
Right, yeah I guess so I went to bed right after seeing it though. So I didn't think about it much.

Murray Bones And Boleslava

I have Bones drag my bed trough my enemies base as I sleep with Boleslava as my pillow with marsmellows in my ears so I dont hear Murray kill everyone.

>>16572121
Boleslava marshmallow ass brings a pleasure so strong that man cannot comprehend.

>>16572090
>Bones the pacifist
>protective grandma

>implying grandmas don't whack you with a spoon or whatever the hell that's nearby when you do something bad
>implying a grandma wouldn't fuck someone up bad if they could to protect their kids/grandkids

He's more like a really subservient slave, and not the bad kind, the kind that you kept in your house and basically became part of the family, just above pets but below the kids.

Murray, Womba Womba and Bones. This is about safety and survival, so epic an defense team and Bones who can gather food/perform various tasks for us with no risk of permanently dying. If all other things fail, mystery meat is GO!

>>16572177
>>16572215
You only get two.

>choose loyal antelope mount
>acquire wolf-girl waifu