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    44 KB Anonymous 11/18/11(Fri)22:42 No.16960159  
    I received from a giant a sword forged from wishes. As I grow older I find it becomes more mundane every day.
    >> Anonymous 11/18/11(Fri)22:46 No.16960190
    I received from a giant a broom made of non-magical materials. So far, nothing has happened since then so I - HOLY SHIT A DRAGON JUST LANDED IN MY FIELD. THERE'S SOME - there's a girl on it's back? She... She wants me to bring the broom, I guess?
    Okay, maybe the giant didn't rip me off.
    >> Anonymous 11/18/11(Fri)22:49 No.16960213
    I received from a giant a sword forged from strength. I must find another to give it to before I grow too large.
    >> Anonymous 11/18/11(Fri)22:51 No.16960229
    I received from a giant a forge forged from forges.

    Each sword I forge forges its wielder.
    >> Anonymous 11/18/11(Fri)22:51 No.16960237
    I received from a giant a sword forged of whispers. The blade is not long, but the reach is greater than many others.
    >> Anonymous 11/18/11(Fri)22:54 No.16960263
    I received from a giant an ax made of swords.

    But I am proficient only in staves.
    >> Anonymous 11/18/11(Fri)23:05 No.16960352
    I received from a giant a sword made of truth. When I went to draw it, I found my scabbard hung empty.
    >> Anonymous 11/18/11(Fri)23:11 No.16960368
    I received from a giant a sword forged from reality. It makes me cry from despair even as it effortlessly destroys all my foes.
    >> Anonymous 11/18/11(Fri)23:35 No.16960458
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    >>16960159
    I received from a giant a sword forged of melodrama. The more I use it, the bleaker my existence seems to grow.
    >> Anonymous 11/18/11(Fri)23:37 No.16960473
    I recieved from a troll a sword of heroes. It will remain within any man I stab.
    >> Anonymous 11/19/11(Sat)00:36 No.16960766
    I received from a giant a sword forged from lies. I can handily do the impossible with it, but I have never managed an easy task.
    >> Anonymous 11/19/11(Sat)00:40 No.16960790
    I received from a giant a sword forged from antisemitism. The longer I own it the more I irrationally hate the Jews.
    >> Anonymous 11/19/11(Sat)02:24 No.16961523
    >>16960790
    Your sword is bad and you should feel bad.
    >> Anonymous 11/19/11(Sat)02:26 No.16961533
    I received from a giant a sword forged from many different eyes.

    I cannot swing it without doubting my intentions.
    >> Anonymous 11/19/11(Sat)02:27 No.16961544
    >>16961523
    YOU'RE A JEW, AREN'T YOU? THAT SOUNDS JUST LIKE SOMETHING A JEW WOULD SAY! TASTE MY STEEL!
    >> Anonymous 11/19/11(Sat)02:28 No.16961548
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    I received from a giant a sword forged from steal.

    It is hollow.
    >> Anonymous 11/19/11(Sat)02:32 No.16961565
    I received from a giant a sword forged from moot. I use it to fight for my heart's desire: soup.
    >> Anonymous 11/19/11(Sat)02:32 No.16961567
    I received from a giant a sword made from ink. As my story continues I can see less and less of it.
    >> Anonymous 11/19/11(Sat)02:35 No.16961581
    I received from a giant a sword forged from purest light. The more I use it, the less I can see.
    >> Anonymous 11/19/11(Sat)02:38 No.16961594
    I received from a sword a giant made of nothing. I began my quest with it, and I will die with it.
    >> Anonymous 11/19/11(Sat)02:38 No.16961595
    I received from a giant a sword forged from discipline. The more I draw it, the harder it is to sheath it again.
    >> Anonymous 11/19/11(Sat)02:43 No.16961616
    I received from a giant a sword forged of fury. Though It has won me many battles, I do not know how to wield it.
    >> Anonymous 11/19/11(Sat)08:12 No.16962803
    >>16960790
    I received a giant sword forged from hate. Though I win many battles, I have no friends left to fight for and none to fight beside.
    >> Anonymous 11/19/11(Sat)08:16 No.16962817
    I received from a giant a sword made of giants. Now I have too many swords.
    >> Anonymous 11/19/11(Sat)08:16 No.16962821
    are you sure that's not your penis, OP?
    >> Anonymous 11/19/11(Sat)08:17 No.16962824
    >>16961595
    wouldn't it be the other way around?

    with discipline you achieve mastership but also learn to not use it lightly

    so it would be harder to draw
    >> Anonymous 11/19/11(Sat)08:23 No.16962838
    >>16962824
    Or, reversing that, following the order to kill.

    Or massacre.
    >> Anonymous 11/19/11(Sat)08:25 No.16962847
    I received from a giant a sword forged from good intentions. It spreads suffering and destruction, but all seem to blame some other.
    >> Anonymous 11/19/11(Sat)08:29 No.16962855
    I received from a giant a sword forged from Deception. It defeats all my foes and wins all my battles. I think. . .
    >> Anonymous 11/19/11(Sat)08:32 No.16962861
    I received from a giant a sword forged from power. The more I wield it the less I wish to sheath it.
    >> Anonymous 11/19/11(Sat)08:33 No.16962862
    I received from a giant a sword forged from wrath. Its blade is unusually sharp, yet it cannot cut through the softest of materials.
    >> Anonymous 11/19/11(Sat)08:33 No.16962865
    I received from a giant a sword forged from shouting, I am no longer welcome in the mages library.
    >> Anonymous 11/19/11(Sat)08:35 No.16962870
    >>16962865
    best one so far
    >> Anonymous 11/19/11(Sat)08:36 No.16962873
    I received from a giant a sword forged from balance. For fear of my life, I dare not slay anything with it.
    >> Anonymous 11/19/11(Sat)08:36 No.16962874
    I received from a giant a sword forged from reason. It cannot best any foe who holds anger towards me.
    >> Anonymous 11/19/11(Sat)08:38 No.16962880
    I received from a giant a sword forged from sage. I can draw it as often as I want but it won't bump this thread.
    >> Anonymous 11/19/11(Sat)08:40 No.16962884
    I received from a giant a sword forged from foolishness. I can use it for any task, but it is often ineffectual.
    >> Anonymous 11/19/11(Sat)08:43 No.16962897
    I received from a giant a sword forged from your mom. The blade is heavy and misshapen but many men have wielded it.
    >> Anonymous 11/19/11(Sat)08:50 No.16962918
    I received from a giant a sword forged of rumor. It's speed is unmatched in all the world, but it is quick to cut friend and foe alike.
    >> Anonymous 11/19/11(Sat)08:56 No.16962933
    >>16962918
    >It's
    >FUCK
    >> Nothingmancer 11/19/11(Sat)09:04 No.16962948
    I received from a giant a sword forged from loneliness. The longer I have it with me the better I can handle it.
    >> Anonymous 11/19/11(Sat)09:13 No.16962970
    I received from a giant a sword made of loops. Many years passed since then, the blade winning many battles and slaying many foes.
    Then, I decided to settle down and live what was left of my life and a quiet place where vengeance surely couldn't reach me.
    I awoke to a new day, feeling younger than in quite a few years. The sword was nowhere to be found.
    I felt the drive in me to go adventuring again. Perhaps to not let old age simply take my life.
    My travels took me to wonderful places, but wasn't without perils. I realized how foolish it was to travel with no weapons.
    That was to change one day.

    I received from a giant a sword made of loops...
    >> Anonymous 11/19/11(Sat)09:14 No.16962974
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    >>16962897

    >I lol'd

    I received from a giant a sword forged from the fucks I give. There is a hilt, but no blade...
    >> Anonymous 11/19/11(Sat)09:56 No.16963089
    I received from a giant a sword forged of Heartbreak. None die from its wounds; they only pray they would.
    >> Anonymous 11/19/11(Sat)10:00 No.16963094
    I received from a giant a sword forged by Hank Hill. It is made of propane and propane accessories.
    >> Anonymous 11/19/11(Sat)10:09 No.16963110
    I received from a giant a sword forged from Alzheimerz. Who am I and where are my pants?
    >> Anonymous 11/19/11(Sat)10:11 No.16963116
    >>16962970
    This is clever.
    >> Anonymous 11/19/11(Sat)10:12 No.16963118
    I received from a giant a sword forged from AIDS. As soon as it was given to me, I knew I was going to die
    >> Anonymous 11/19/11(Sat)10:14 No.16963125
    I recieved from a giant a sword forged from justice. When looked upon it is straight and strong yet everytime I swing it I feel it bend ever so slightly.
    >> Anonymous 11/19/11(Sat)10:15 No.16963126
    >>16963118
    I received from a giant a sword forged from herpes. I didn't even know I had received it for several months.
    >> Anonymous 11/19/11(Sat)10:15 No.16963130
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    WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!? WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT TO THE EISMEER!?!?!
    >> Anonymous 11/19/11(Sat)10:17 No.16963135
    I received from a giant a sword forged from redundancies. It is forged from redundancies and a giant gave it to me.
    >> Anonymous 11/19/11(Sat)10:19 No.16963138
    I received from a giant a sword made of Liberty. I don't always use it, but I would never let anyone take it from me.
    >> Anonymous 11/19/11(Sat)10:24 No.16963148
    I received from a giant a sword forged from Warhammer 40k models. My wallet has never felt so empty.
    >> Anonymous 11/19/11(Sat)10:25 No.16963149
    I received a giant sword forged of the memories from countless battles. Although it can mimic any blade, it has no strength of its own.
    >> Anonymous 11/19/11(Sat)10:30 No.16963166
    I received from a giant a sword forged from the afternoon you and I spent talking about unimportant things, looking up at the clouds. I do not have any enemies to test it on, and never will.
    >> Anonymous 11/19/11(Sat)10:37 No.16963193
    I received from a giant a sword forged from misgivings. It was not a very good gift, or so I was led to believe.
    >> Anonymous 11/19/11(Sat)10:44 No.16963217
    I received from a giant a sword forged from Guilt. Any opponent I face commits suicide, and with each death the blade gets heavier
    >> Anonymous 11/19/11(Sat)10:45 No.16963219
    >>16963217

    nice one.
    >> Anonymous 11/19/11(Sat)10:49 No.16963233
    I received from a giant a sword forged from the tears of widows. As I grow older I find more faces reflected in the blade looking back at me.
    >> Anonymous 11/19/11(Sat)11:00 No.16963266
    >>16963219
    Thanks, this is my first time (and post) as a fa/tg/uy; I'm glad I've pleased.
    >> Anonymous 11/19/11(Sat)11:01 No.16963273
    I received from a giant a sword forged from cuil theory. I was given to a giant. A sword dies somewhere when it is cut by a giant. Many opponents are forged by the sword I received from a giant.
    I am the giant.
    >> Anonymous 11/19/11(Sat)11:02 No.16963274
    >>16963266
    Welcome to /tg/!
    >> Anonymous 11/19/11(Sat)11:05 No.16963281
    >>16963274
    >>16963274
    Thanks! As a budding DM, I only wish this place was made known to me earlier.

    I received from a giant a sword forged of cocaine. The more you swing, the harder it is to stop.
    >> Anonymous 11/19/11(Sat)11:09 No.16963296
    I received from a giant a sword forged from recklessness and stupidity. I brought it to a gunfight.
    >> Titanium Man 11/19/11(Sat)11:18 No.16963320
    I received from a giant a sword made of butts.

    It stinks.
    >> Anonymous 11/19/11(Sat)11:27 No.16963339
    I received from a giant, a sword forged from Immortality. Those struck are grievously wounded, but cannot die.
    >> Fool who bears the Name of Freedom 11/19/11(Sat)11:33 No.16963362
    I received from a giant a sword forged from lifetimes. Its blade leavs no mark until you reach the age of fifty.
    >> Anonymous 11/19/11(Sat)11:34 No.16963364
    I received from a giant a sword forged from love. Every blow I strike wounds me in the heart.
    >> Fool who bears the Name of Freedom 11/19/11(Sat)11:40 No.16963379
    I received from a giant, a sword forged from ideals. Though the hilt bears no markings every cut makes it harder to hold on to.
    >> Anonymous 11/19/11(Sat)11:41 No.16963383
    I received from a giant a living suit of armour forever bound to me. I never asked for this.
    >> Anonymous 11/19/11(Sat)11:46 No.16963398
    I received from a giant a katana folded 9000 times. It is a mediocre sword.
    >> Anonymous 11/19/11(Sat)11:47 No.16963403
    I received from a giant a sword made from Pringles. Once I start swinging and lop off a head I can't stop.
    >> Anonymous 11/19/11(Sat)11:57 No.16963441
    I received from a giant, a blade forged from fear. I need not draw it; just its presence grants me victory.
    >> Duster !4kUgebheng 11/19/11(Sat)11:57 No.16963445
    I received from a giant a sword forged from phenomenology. Every time I draw it it looks different.
    >> Anonymous 11/19/11(Sat)11:59 No.16963449
    I received from a giant a sword forged from life. It is the sharpest blade I've ever owned, but with each slain foe it grows dull.
    >> Anonymous 11/19/11(Sat)12:00 No.16963454
    I received from a giant a sword forged from regret. Now I cannot forget the horrible deeds I have done.
    >> Anonymous 11/19/11(Sat)12:00 No.16963457
    I received from a giant a sword forged from promises. To this day I wait for it still.
    >> Anonymous 11/19/11(Sat)12:01 No.16963463
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    I received from a giant, a black blade. It keeps calling me its master, but I feel more like its slave.
    >> Anonymous 11/19/11(Sat)12:05 No.16963481
    I received from a giant a sword forged from hope. The more I wield it, the less faith I have that I will be able to stop.
    >> Anonymous 11/19/11(Sat)12:11 No.16963500
    From a giant I received a blade made of the promises she whispered in my ear. The next time I went adventuring, the blade splintered in my scabbard. I tried to find a shard with which to end my life, but they crumbled into dust beneath my fingers.
    >> Anonymous 11/19/11(Sat)12:11 No.16963506
    >>16963500
    That sucks dude, I hope my promise sword won't be shit.
    >> Anonymous 11/19/11(Sat)12:12 No.16963508
    >>16963506
    I assure you it won't.
    >> Anonymous 11/19/11(Sat)12:14 No.16963515
    I received from a giant a sword forged from enlightenment. It has no blade, yet all who are cut by it forsake the path of violence.
    >> Fool who bears the Name of Freedom 11/19/11(Sat)12:17 No.16963526
    I received from a giant a sword forged from dreams. I can only pray it never wakes up.
    >> Anonymous 11/19/11(Sat)12:17 No.16963527
    I received from a giant a sword forged from >>16963500 's tears. It is delicious.
    >> Anonymous 11/19/11(Sat)12:19 No.16963532
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    I received from a giantess a sword forged from her fetishes. I'm afraid to ask what she wants in payment.
    >> Anonymous 11/19/11(Sat)12:20 No.16963538
    I received from a giant a sword forged from patience. Each time I try to draw it I fail.
    >> Anonymous 11/19/11(Sat)12:23 No.16963553
    I received from a giant a sword forged from courage. I can only draw it when no foes are near.
    >> Anonymous 11/19/11(Sat)12:24 No.16963565
    I received from a giant a sword forged from diamond. The hardest metal of all.
    >> Anonymous 11/19/11(Sat)12:27 No.16963583
    I received from a giant a sword forged from coffee. Those who feel it's touch never again can bring their body to sleep.
    >> Anonymous 11/19/11(Sat)12:28 No.16963591
    I received from a giant a sword forged from spoilers. I cannot wield it on /tg/.
    >> Anonymous 11/19/11(Sat)12:32 No.16963611
    I received from a giant a sword forged from fractals. I cannot stop looking at it.
    >> Anonymous 11/19/11(Sat)12:33 No.16963619
    I received from a giant a sword forged from elfrape. Wat do?
    >> Anonymous 11/19/11(Sat)12:34 No.16963628
    >>16963565
    You spelled Dragonforce wrong
    >> Anonymous 11/19/11(Sat)12:35 No.16963633
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    I received from a giant a sword forged from magic.

    The giant owes me a sword.
    >> Anonymous 11/19/11(Sat)12:37 No.16963644
    I received from a giant a sword forged from virgins. I have practised with it much but never used for it real.
    >> ‫‬‭‮‪‫‬‭‮‫‬‭‮‪‫‬‭‮‫‬‭‮‪‫‬‭‮Praetor Lillifag‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬ 11/19/11(Sat)12:38 No.16963645
    I received from a giant a sword forged from death. It slays without failure, but every stroke lands closer to me.
    >> Anonymous 11/19/11(Sat)12:39 No.16963654
    I received from a giant a sword forged for giants. It is WAY too fucking big.

    I am over-encumbered.
    >> Anonymous 11/19/11(Sat)12:40 No.16963664
    I received from a giant a sword forged from /tg/. It's slow but it gets shit done.
    >> ‫‬‭‮‪‫‬‭‮‫‬‭‮‪‫‬‭‮‫‬‭‮‪‫‬‭‮Praetor Lillifag‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬ 11/19/11(Sat)12:42 No.16963674
    I received from a giant a sword forged from hope. As I slay armies with it, it grows ever duller.
    >> Anonymous 11/19/11(Sat)12:42 No.16963676
    I recieved from a giant a sword forged of destiny. Each time I draw it, it grows heavier on me.
    >> Anonymous 11/19/11(Sat)12:45 No.16963689
    >>16963674
    >>16963645
    wtf happened to your trip?
    >> Anonymous 11/19/11(Sat)12:46 No.16963692
    I receive a sword forged by my allies. Each time I draw it, I gain a new enemy.
    >> ‫‬‭‮‪‫‬‭‮‫‬‭‮‪‫‬‭‮‫‬‭‮‪‫‬‭‮Praetor Lillifag‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬ 11/19/11(Sat)12:46 No.16963696
    I received from a giant a sword forged from steel. It's a pretty good sword, if you ask me.

    I received from a giant a sword forged from despair. It grows ever sharper as I delve farther into this place.

    >>16963689
    I never had one?
    >> Anonymous 11/19/11(Sat)12:48 No.16963710
    I received from a giant a sword forged from nothing. Nothing is better than this sword, Because of that it's +infinity, but then it's a bitch to wield.
    >> Anonymous 11/19/11(Sat)12:49 No.16963714
    I receive a rusted sword. Goddamnit that shop-keeper ripped me off.
    >> Anonymous 11/19/11(Sat)12:55 No.16963745
    I didn't receive a sword from a giant. :(
    >> Anonymous 11/19/11(Sat)12:56 No.16963750
    I received from a giant a sword forged from tears. Its first cut is always the deepest.
    >> Anonymous 11/19/11(Sat)12:57 No.16963753
    I received from a giant a sword forged from pens. It is mightier than itself!
    >> Anonymous 11/19/11(Sat)13:03 No.16963796
    I received from a giant a sword forged from memories. Each time I draw it, its shape changes slightly. Now I cannot even recognize it.
    >> Anonymous 11/19/11(Sat)13:09 No.16963832
    I received from a giant a sword made of destiny. The fucker broke in my first fight and I died.
    >> Anonymous 11/19/11(Sat)13:11 No.16963842
    I recieved from a Giant a sword made of suffering. Every time it is drawn the world gets worse.
    >> Anonymous 11/19/11(Sat)13:14 No.16963859
    I received from a giant a sword forged from Time. Each day it wears away a bit more.
    >> Anonymous 11/19/11(Sat)13:30 No.16963927
    I received from a giant a sword forged from /b/. I am now a pedo tranny.
    >> Anonymous 11/19/11(Sat)13:38 No.16963964
    I received from a giant a sword made of doubt. It can kill as surely as any blade but I don't believe I can wield it.
    >> Anonymous 11/19/11(Sat)13:39 No.16963970
    From a giant I received a sword forged from happiness. But as I wander this land, a seller of death, I cannot help but wonder if the sword is really mine.
    >> Anonymous 11/19/11(Sat)13:45 No.16963999
    I received from a giant a sword forged from forgery; it looks like every other famous sword.
    >> Anonymous 11/19/11(Sat)14:14 No.16964189
    I received from a giant a sword forged from debt, which wounds the wealth of the man struck by it.
    >> Anonymous 11/19/11(Sat)14:16 No.16964204
    I recieved from a giant a sword made of water. It's rather useless in combat, but it makes a great universal solvent and doesn't compress udner pressure.
    >> Anonymous 11/19/11(Sat)14:23 No.16964268
    I received from a giant a sword forged from procastination. I am wielding it while delaying my project for tommorow.
    >> Anonymous 11/19/11(Sat)14:24 No.16964275
    I received form a giant a sword forged from forty pies. That's as many as four tens. And that's terrible.
    >> Anonymous 11/19/11(Sat)14:25 No.16964284
    I received from a giant a sword forged from omens; it grants me sight beyond sight.
    >> Anonymous 11/19/11(Sat)14:27 No.16964298
    I received from a giant a sword forged from superposition. I must observe those whom I have cut, for I may or may not have.
    >> Anonymous 11/19/11(Sat)14:35 No.16964351
    I received from a giant a sword forged with displeasure. I really feel like he could've done better.
    >> Anonymous 11/19/11(Sat)14:38 No.16964374
    I received from a giant a sword forged from satisfaction, but forgot why I wanted it, since I don't need anything I don't already have.
    >> Anonymous 11/19/11(Sat)14:40 No.16964389
    I received from a giant a sword forged from suspicious actions. What? No, really. He just gave it to me. I'm serious, it was a fucking gift.
    >> Anonymous 11/19/11(Sat)14:40 No.16964395
    I received form a giant a sword forged from purpose. I have lost it a long time ago.
    >> Anonymous 11/19/11(Sat)14:42 No.16964411
    I received from somebody a sword forged from forgetfulness. Now if I could just fucking find it.
    >> Anonymous 11/19/11(Sat)14:44 No.16964415
    I received from a fairy a sword forged from luck. I've never had to use it. Which is good, because it's really fucking small.
    >> Anonymous 11/19/11(Sat)14:44 No.16964416
    I received form a giant a sword forged from nothing. I think I got screwed over.
    >> Anonymous 11/19/11(Sat)14:47 No.16964437
    I received from a giant a sword made out of all of your swords. This thing is so fucking ridiculous I don't dare show it to anyone.
    >> Anonymous 11/19/11(Sat)14:49 No.16964445
    I received form a giant a sword forged from paranoia. I could swear it's planning to kill me in my sleep.
    >> Anonymous 11/19/11(Sat)14:52 No.16964460
    I received from a giant a sword forged from love. When I have it, I don't need it. When I don't have it, it's all I want.
    >> Anonymous 11/19/11(Sat)14:52 No.16964464
    I received from a giant a forge forged from depressions.
    It seems to work too well for its purpose, regardless of how large the wound is.
    >> Anonymous 11/19/11(Sat)14:53 No.16964467
    I received from a giant a sword. He wouldn't tell me what it was forged from. For many years I have worn this sword. Some of those I have encountered say the blade shines with its own light. Some say it gives me a quickness that cannot be explained. Some say it draws a terrible price from me for what power it gives. Some say it has changed since I first received it. Some say I have changed.

    I think it is made of steel.
    >> Anonymous 11/19/11(Sat)14:54 No.16964475
    I received from a giant a sword forged from doubt. I never know when to use it.
    >> Anonymous 11/19/11(Sat)14:56 No.16964485
    I received from a giant a sword made of irony. As soon as he gave it to me, I killed him and took back my money.
    >> Anonymous 11/19/11(Sat)14:58 No.16964491
    I received from a troll a sword made of mad. There's an inscription on the blade, and he used "your" instead of "you're."
    >> Anonymous 11/19/11(Sat)14:58 No.16964492
    I received from a giant a sword made of betrayal. Turns out it's very good against giants.
    >> Anonymous 11/19/11(Sat)15:00 No.16964504
    I received from a giant a sword forged from confusion. I uh...I mean...well...um.
    >> Anonymous 11/19/11(Sat)15:01 No.16964509
    I received from a giant a sword forged from confusion. It the when I and of it the can but didn't want an even.
    >> Anonymous 11/19/11(Sat)15:01 No.16964510
    I received from a giant a sword forged of desire. No matter how I try to use or not use the sword, it seems to influence my actions on its own. As I look back over the years, I see the true repercussions of my actions, and I realize something. The giant never said whose desire it was forged from.
    >> Anonymous 11/19/11(Sat)15:02 No.16964515
    I received from a giant a plow made from my hard work.
    My crops were so prodigious that I have to hire hands to help me, although they seem to be getting smaller each year...
    >> Anonymous 11/19/11(Sat)15:03 No.16964519
    I received from a giant a sword forged of lies. For all intents and purposes, it is quite clearly an axe.
    >> Anonymous 11/19/11(Sat)15:06 No.16964543
    I received from a giant a sword forged from dragons. FUS RO DAH
    >> Anonymous 11/19/11(Sat)15:17 No.16964622
    I recieved from a giant a sword forged of forgetfulness. Every time I draw it I find it back in it's scabbard.
    >> Anonymous 11/19/11(Sat)15:19 No.16964633
    I received from a giant a sword made of 40k threads. They keep multiplying.
    >> Anonymous 11/19/11(Sat)15:22 No.16964647
    i received from a giant a sword made from love. every cut is deep, and no cut ever truly heals.
    >> Anonymous 11/19/11(Sat)15:23 No.16964654
    I received from a giant a sword forged from mundanity. But that can't be right, because giants don't exist. In fact, I don't know why I was just saying that. I don't have a sword - what would I do with it? Now excuse me please, I'm late for the office.
    >> Anonymous 11/19/11(Sat)15:26 No.16964664
    I received from this thread an idea for my campaign.
    Each post that i read spurs my idea further.
    >> Anonymous 11/19/11(Sat)15:35 No.16964698
    I received from a giant a sword forged from love. Now everyone I love, I love with a giant sword.
    >> Anonymous 11/19/11(Sat)15:41 No.16964727
    I recieved from a Giant a sword forged from debt. It was quite powerful, but every time I unsheathed it, I recieved a bill in the mail three days later. The one time I refused to pay, the giant showed up, wielding the sword of repossession.

    Now I just wield a halberd.
    >> Anonymous 11/19/11(Sat)15:46 No.16964749
    I received from a giant a sword forged from sins. It only has seven ways to kill a man.
    >> Anonymous 11/19/11(Sat)15:58 No.16964807
    I received from a giant a sword made of metaphor. Doesn't really help in an actual fight.
    >> Anonymous 11/19/11(Sat)16:47 No.16965076
    I received from a gianst a sword forget from depressions. Its blade looks sharp, yet it never reaches my target.
    >> Anonymous 11/19/11(Sat)17:02 No.16965177
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    I received from a giant a sword forged from dicks. It is short, but is girthy.
    >> Anonymous 11/19/11(Sat)17:07 No.16965215
    I received from a giant a sword forged from greed. As I use it I find fighting with just one sword cheap.
    >> Anonymous 11/19/11(Sat)17:13 No.16965241
    I received from a giant a sword forged from hipness. It burned my hands.
    >> Anonymous 11/19/11(Sat)17:43 No.16965381
    I received from a giant a sword forged from fate. Too late, i wondered which of us was wielder, and which was weapon.
    >> Anonymous 11/19/11(Sat)17:44 No.16965385
    I received from a giant a sword forged from the swords own length. Reality shatters from its strike.
    >> Anonymous 11/19/11(Sat)17:48 No.16965405
    I received from a giant a sword forged from hatred. As I grow older I hold it closer.
    >> Anonymous 11/19/11(Sat)17:52 No.16965424
    I received from a giant a sword forged from a dwarven fortress. It menaces with spikes of downward spiraling madness. On the item is an image of 'fun'.
    >> Anonymous 11/19/11(Sat)18:21 No.16965599
    >>16965424
    lol
    >> Anonymous 11/19/11(Sat)18:31 No.16965663
    I received from a giant a sword forged from memory. Many years ago, it was sharp enough to cut though solid stone, but for the longest time now it seem close to falling apart.
    >> Anonymous 11/19/11(Sat)18:33 No.16965683
    I recieved from a giant a sword forged from faith. It can cut through any armour, but even a child could break it in half.
    >> Anonymous 11/19/11(Sat)18:51 No.16965782
    I recieved from a giant a sword made of Logic. It is sharp and unbreakable, but cares not wether used on friends or foes.
    >> Anonymous 11/19/11(Sat)18:52 No.16965790
    I received from a giant a sword made of doubt. The longer I wield it the less I want to.
    >> Anonymous 11/19/11(Sat)18:55 No.16965810
    I recieved from a giant a sword forged from a deus ex machina. It becomes cheaper everytime I have to draw it, but i always win.
    >> Anonymous 11/19/11(Sat)18:59 No.16965824
    I received from a giant a sword forged from That Guy. I complained that I wanted a spell instead.
    >> Anonymous 11/19/11(Sat)18:59 No.16965826
    From a giant, I received a sword made of addiction.

    I injected it intravenously.
    >> Anonymous 11/19/11(Sat)20:08 No.16966274
    I received from a giant a sword forged from thread necromancy. It brings long forgotten topics into the minds of my foes.
    >> Anonymous 11/19/11(Sat)20:12 No.16966292
    I received from a giant a sword forged from paradox. Those slain with it not only die, but were never born.
    >> Anonymous 11/19/11(Sat)20:13 No.16966302
    >>16966292
    >I received from a giant a sword forged from paradox. Those slain with it cannot die, even when they are killed
    >> Anonymous 11/19/11(Sat)20:16 No.16966317
    I received from a giant a sword forged from doubt. Or did I?
    >> Anonymous 11/19/11(Sat)20:19 No.16966344
    I received from a giant a sword forged from determination. So long as I carry it none will turn me from my chosen path.
    >> Anonymous 11/19/11(Sat)20:22 No.16966358
    I received from a giant a sword forged from vengeance. No matter how much blood I shed, I feel hollow and unsatisfied.
    >> Anonymous 11/19/11(Sat)20:23 No.16966361
    I recieved from a giant a sword forged from sleep.

    The longer I fight, the more I long for the rest that it gives to my enemies.
    >> Anonymous 11/19/11(Sat)20:28 No.16966405
    I recieved from a giant a sword forged from yelling.

    Now i ca-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHH
    >> Anonymous 11/19/11(Sat)20:28 No.16966407
    I received from a giant a sword forged from shields. Apparently the iron mine ran dry.
    >> Fireman Prime 11/19/11(Sat)20:31 No.16966422
    I received from a giant a sword made from a fallen knight's armor.

    With every blow I make, I'm struck with one made a thousand years ago
    >> Anonymous 11/19/11(Sat)20:41 No.16966492
    I received from a giant a sword forged from hostility, When I draw it I always need to use it
    >> Anonymous 11/19/11(Sat)20:42 No.16966498
    i received from a giant a sword forged from an immovable rod. whenever i-*CLANG*
    what the fuck was that?
    >> Anonymous 11/19/11(Sat)20:46 No.16966533
    I recieved from a giant a sword forged from tears.

    Even the smallest nick burns like fire and leaves aching scars.
    >> Anonymous 11/19/11(Sat)21:21 No.16966808
    I received from a giant a sword forged from paper; it makes shallow cuts that burn like fire.
    >> Anonymous 11/19/11(Sat)21:25 No.16966822
    I received from a giant a sword.

    Mind you, the sword is pretty big. A giant made it, after all.
    >> ‫‬‭‮‪‫‬‭‮‫‬‭‮‪‫‬‭‮‫‬‭‮‪‫‬‭‮Praetor Lillifag‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬ 11/19/11(Sat)21:25 No.16966826
    I received from a giant a sword forged from honor. When I go to draw it, I find the sheath empty.

    I received from a giant a sword forged from trickery. It can slay anything that lives, so it seems.
    >> Anonymous 11/19/11(Sat)21:28 No.16966842
    I received from a giant a sword forged from thrones.

    I'm coming, winter.
    >> Anonymous 11/19/11(Sat)21:34 No.16966872
    I received from a giant a sword forged from kitten giggles and unicorn farts.

    Apparently they were out of metal.
    >> Anonymous 11/19/11(Sat)21:37 No.16966889
    >>16966302
    that makes no sense, people die when they are killed!
    >> ‫‬‭‮‪‫‬‭‮‫‬‭‮‪‫‬‭‮‫‬‭‮‪‫‬‭‮Praetor Lillifag‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬ 11/19/11(Sat)21:43 No.16966923
    I received from a giant a sword forged from bone. With everything I kill, it grows longer.

    I received from a giant a sword forged from the deepest darkness. Even as I wield it, it blinds me to who I am fighting.
    >> Anonymous 11/19/11(Sat)21:52 No.16966957
    I recieved from a giant a sword forged from time. After I mastered it, I kept running into metal cylinders calling themselves Dahlex.
    >> Anonymous 11/19/11(Sat)21:57 No.16966981
    I received from a giant a sword forged from my bone...
    >> The Trip With No Fag !AlE2NzvPIU 11/19/11(Sat)22:06 No.16967029
    I received from a giant a sword forged from metal. When it strikes, the sound is very loud and distorted, and it melts the faces of my enemies.
    >> Anonymous 11/19/11(Sat)22:09 No.16967047
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    >>16966889
    Not in Japan

    ...I'd make a Katana Joke, but I'm 90% sure I saw one here already
    >> Anonymous 11/19/11(Sat)22:12 No.16967070
    >>16966889
    I received a sword from a giant a sword made out of sonic screwdrivers. Problem solved.
    >> Anonymous 11/19/11(Sat)22:25 No.16967161
    I received from a giant a sword made of bad grammar.

    The more people post on the internet the sharper it becomes. I fear it be the blade to pierces the heavens ...
    >> Grungemuffin !!4NVJ6WtCB9H 11/19/11(Sat)22:27 No.16967167
    I received from a giant a sword forged from dubstep.

    When i drop it, everyone hits the floor.
    >> Anonymous 11/19/11(Sat)22:37 No.16967222
    I received from a giant a sword forged from rolling stones; it works very well against moss.
    >> Anonymous 11/19/11(Sat)23:06 No.16967358
    >>16967167

    I recieved from a giant a sword forged from Wubstep. I will never draw it because it's even worse than my sword forged from Rap.
    >> Anonymous 11/19/11(Sat)23:48 No.16967660
    I received a sword made from blame. My group hates me. Everyone hates me. Fucking giant.

    I received a sword made from madness. In its shine you can see cyclopean necropolises on ancient, dying worlds. There are libraries where every word ever uttered is collected on strange metal cylinders. The science those beings had! Every language! Some are terrible to hear, they speak of coming times, when forgotten gods will walk the mortal plain again and bring doom with them. Some speak of plans to enslave and corrupt the very soul of the multiverse! Beware the skies when the stars are right!
    >> Anonymous 11/20/11(Sun)00:27 No.16967825
    I received from a giant an awakened sword forged from fire and ice; it has bipolar disorder.
    >> Anonymous 11/20/11(Sun)03:20 No.16968910
    I received from a giant a sword forged of faith. The moment I doubted my victory, the sword was lost and my failure assured.
    >> Anonymous 11/20/11(Sun)03:22 No.16968920
    I have to pee.
    >> Anonymous 11/20/11(Sun)03:36 No.16969009
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    I received from a giant a sword forged from paranoia. By the Gods, I swear the thing watches me while I sleep: silently judging me, mocking me, talking about me with my armor behind my back, and plotting for the day when it can finally end my life.
    >> Anonymous 11/20/11(Sun)03:36 No.16969012
    I received from a giant a sword forged from a zombie.

    I went on my quest, and slayed a horrific monster, whose body I took to the giant's house.

    When I got there, it was deserted, so I waited.

    There was no food, so I ate the meat of the monster. I grew strong and large from it.

    I gathered the beast's bones, and I forged them into a mighty blade. This blade I gave to a passing traveler.

    As the effects of the monster's meat began, I fled the giant's house, never seeing him again.

    Now, a person approaches, bearing a sword. He looks familiar.

    That's where I came from. How about all you zombies?
    >> Anonymous 11/20/11(Sun)03:55 No.16969133
    I received from a giant a sword forged of faith. The moment I doubt the victory it brings, sword and victory both are lost to me.
    >> Anonymous 11/20/11(Sun)04:09 No.16969201
    time. I received a sword forged from tachyons, every time I swing it I seem to go back in
    >> Anonymous 11/20/11(Sun)04:13 No.16969221
    I received a katana from a giant. The more I use it, the less it's killing power is feared and respected.
    >> Anonymous 11/20/11(Sun)04:16 No.16969232
    >>16969221
    I went to a giant to receive a katana; as I reached for it, the atoms in my hands were cut to pieces by the blade's awesome sharpness.
    >> Anonymous 11/20/11(Sun)05:35 No.16969655
    I received from a giant a sword forged of traps; it reversed my gender.
    >> Anonymous 11/20/11(Sun)05:58 No.16969766
    I received from a giant a sword forged from slander; it damages the reputation of those struck by it.
    >> Anonymous 11/20/11(Sun)06:23 No.16969929
    >>16969232

    I received from a giant a tachi forged from the finest materials. As I grow older I find more and more people call it a "katana".
    >> Anonymous 11/20/11(Sun)07:15 No.16970246
    I received from a giant a sword forged from scabbards; I can never tell when I've drawn it.
    >> Anonymous 11/20/11(Sun)07:28 No.16970330
    I received from a sword a giant forged from wishes. As a I grow older I find it becomes more awesome every day.
    >> Anonymous 11/20/11(Sun)08:11 No.16970521
    I received from a sword a giant forged from doubt. I think.
    >> Anonymous 11/20/11(Sun)08:19 No.16970545
    I received from a giant a sword forged from progress. Nothing can stand before it, but with every swing, the world seems to grow a little darker.
    >> Anonymous 11/20/11(Sun)08:26 No.16970573
    >>16969201
    from a giant a sword forged from recursion. I received
    >> Anonymous 11/20/11(Sun)08:34 No.16970610
    I received from a giant a sword forged from Nicolas Cage. I am no longer allowed within 50 feet of any female.
    >> Anonymous 11/20/11(Sun)08:54 No.16970677
    I received from a giant a sword forged from indifference. It was OK, I guess.
    >> Cidolfas Orlandu, aka Thunder God Cid !gYjELVKQn6 11/20/11(Sun)08:58 No.16970686
    I received from a giant a sword made out of a man.

    It is a miserable little pile of secrets.
    >> Anonymous 11/20/11(Sun)09:06 No.16970705
    I received from a giant a sword forged from a combination carbon steel. It is too giant for anyone to lift, let alone use realistically as a weapon.
    >> Anonymous 11/20/11(Sun)09:07 No.16970707
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    I received from a giant a normal sword. It is completely average in every respect.
    >> Anonymous 11/20/11(Sun)09:12 No.16970721
    I received from a giant a sword forged from hope.

    While I carry it, I shall never despair.
    >> Anonymous 11/20/11(Sun)09:21 No.16970748
    I received from a giant a sword forged from truth. I can't handle it.
    >> Anonymous 11/20/11(Sun)09:27 No.16970768
    I received from a giant a sword forged from desire, but it wasn't enough.
    >> Anonymous 11/20/11(Sun)09:38 No.16970798
    I received from a giant a sword forged from hubris. It is as impressive as it is frail.
    >> Anonymous 11/20/11(Sun)11:09 No.16971308
    I received from a giant a sword forged from lust; one good hit and its done.
    >> Lich Ted, Master of Nothing 11/20/11(Sun)11:10 No.16971314
    rolled 19 = 19

    I received a giant from a sword. He does nothing but sit outside my keep all day. I think he's plotting against me.
    >> Anonymous 11/20/11(Sun)11:30 No.16971467
    I recieved from a giant a sword forged from pens. It is mightier than any other sword
    >> Anonymous 11/20/11(Sun)11:35 No.16971524
    I recieved from a giant a sword forged of neutrinos. It passes through amything I hit
    >> Anonymous 11/20/11(Sun)12:51 No.16972075
    I received from a giant a sword forged from a star; it can only be drawn at night.
    >> Anonymous 11/20/11(Sun)13:03 No.16972145
    I received from a giant a sword forged from childhood. Enemies scarred by its blade behave weirdly...
    >> Anonymous 11/20/11(Sun)13:34 No.16972346
    I received from a giant a sword forged from Age. Though it grants me great skill, it saps me of my strength.
    >> Anonymous 11/20/11(Sun)14:31 No.16972726
    I received from a giant a sword forged from fine literature. I'm having trouble putting it down.
    >> Anonymous 11/20/11(Sun)16:17 No.16973701
    I received from a giant a sword forged from pollen; those struck with it are overcome by sneezing.
    >> Anonymous 11/20/11(Sun)20:16 No.16975911
    I received from a giant a sword forged from spiders. Because fuck you, that's why.
    >> Anonymous 11/20/11(Sun)20:23 No.16975971
    I received from a giant a sword forged from blood .The more i weild it the harder it is to clean my hands
    >> Anonymous 11/20/11(Sun)20:27 No.16975997
    I received from a giant a sword forged from mercy. The longer I held it, the stronger my enemies became.
    >> Anonymous 11/20/11(Sun)20:31 No.16976034
    I received from a giant a pen forged from swords. I write exceptionally cutting remarks.
    >> Anonymous 11/20/11(Sun)20:48 No.16976223
    I received from a giant a sword forged from broken taboos. Everytime I unsheath it, it feels easier to swing
    >> Anonymous 11/20/11(Sun)20:52 No.16976259
    I received from a giant a sword of research. It hits harder when I swing wider.
    >> Anonymous 11/20/11(Sun)20:56 No.16976295
    I received from a giant a sword forged from patience. Every hit I parry sharpens the blade but makes it harder to control.
    >> Anonymous 11/20/11(Sun)20:57 No.16976299
    I received from a giant a sword forged from giants. I wonder why I paid him for a sword shaped slab of burnt giant carcass
    >> Anonymous 11/20/11(Sun)21:05 No.16976392
    I received from a giant a sword forged from humanity. When I draw it I am filled with both pride and disgust.
    >> Anonymous 11/21/11(Mon)02:52 No.16979109
    I received from a giant a sword forged from hipsters. It was forged by a giant before it was cool.
    >> Anonymous 11/21/11(Mon)08:30 No.16981076
    bump
    >> Anonymous 11/21/11(Mon)09:27 No.16981413
    I received from a giant a sword forged of squandered time. Every time I draw it, I feel older and yearn for the past
    >> Anonymous 11/21/11(Mon)09:34 No.16981443
    I recieved from Candlejack a swo
    >> Anonymous 11/21/11(Mon)09:40 No.16981470
    I received from an oracle a spoon made of the matrix. There is no spoon.
    >> Anonymous 11/21/11(Mon)09:41 No.16981480
    I recieved from lady of the lake a sword made of human hopes. It failed to protect my kindgdom in the end.
    >> Anonymous 11/21/11(Mon)10:01 No.16981575
    I recieved from a giant a sword made out of /jp/. It's almost like glued in it's scabbard, I always cut myself when I try to pull it out, but if I manage to get on the other side of the blade, god have mercy upon my enemies.
    >> Anonymous 11/21/11(Mon)10:02 No.16981578
    I recieved from a giant a sword made out of humour. He said that's the joke.
    >> Anonymous 11/21/11(Mon)10:05 No.16981588
    I recieved from a giant a sword made out of entorpy. I updated my journal.
    >> Anonymous 11/21/11(Mon)10:06 No.16981603
    I recieved from a giant a sword made out avantgarde. It never hits, but I always get away with it.
    >> Anonymous 11/21/11(Mon)10:14 No.16981647
    I received from a gigant a sword made of sleep.
    I don't know why I use it but I can't stop doing that.
    >> Anonymous 11/21/11(Mon)10:19 No.16981691
    I recieved from the Rose Bride a sword forged of her trust. I only use it to cut flowers, and yet it's cuts might be too deep for some.
    >> Anonymous 11/21/11(Mon)16:19 No.16983735
    Good thread
    >> Anonymous 11/21/11(Mon)16:29 No.16983800
    I received from a giant a sword forged from procrastination. Its wounds will kill you... tomorrow.
    >> Anonymous 11/21/11(Mon)16:35 No.16983828
    I received from a giant a sword made of rage.
    Every time I swing it I feel a great and painful fire in my heart which decreases each time.
    >> Anonymous 11/21/11(Mon)17:05 No.16983999
    I received from a giant a sword forged from sarcasm. Yeah, it's a great sword. Simply fucking marvellous.
    >> Anonymous 11/21/11(Mon)17:20 No.16984124
    I received from a giant a sword forged from time. When I cut someone, their death becomes inevitable. But it seems to grow heavier on my hip with each day.
    >> Anonymous 11/21/11(Mon)17:43 No.16984321
    I received from a giant a sword forged from knowledge. The more powerful it becomes, the more inadequate it seems.
    >> Anonymous 11/21/11(Mon)17:52 No.16984394
    I received from a giant a sword forged of hope. With each passing day the sword gleams brighter.
    >> Anonymous 11/21/11(Mon)17:55 No.16984417
    >>16981691
    l received from the Rose Bride a sword forged of my soul. It's blade can cut anything, and I shall use it to sever the bonds that keep us here.
    >> ­ 11/21/11(Mon)18:32 No.16984705
    I recieved from a giant a sword forged from empathy. With each enemy slain, I grow firmer in the belief that I am the enemy and they, the fallen heroes.
    >> Anonymous 11/21/11(Mon)18:45 No.16984840
    I received from a giant a sword forged from thunderbolt iron. Except its too large for a normal human and not properly balanced. I'll have to take it to a real blacksmith and see what he can do.
    >> Anonymous 11/21/11(Mon)20:03 No.16985484
    I received from a giant a sword forged from Insanity. Every person I strike comes to no harm, yet the blade is coated in blood.



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