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Grandfather Clock of Flotation. This clock will always rise to the surface and float with up to 1000 kbs holding onto it. It is however, still heavy and awkward to carry.

Potion of Nystul's Magic Aura

A ring of +1 fashion
It's only effect is to make people slightly more aware that you are wearing a ring.

What about a magical item that does nothing except being a magical item?

If it gives a tangible player benefit, it is not minor.

Wand of Cantrips
1 charge remaining

Belt buckle (cloak clasp) of inspiration
+1 to diplomacy, but only while you're standing like op's pic

The Enchanted Barfighting Beer Bottle

It functions as an enchanted weapon that can pierce armor and do bonus damage! But it's still a beer bottle. Meaning it has a 50% chance of breaking each time you hit an enemy with it.

Rod of koboldly might

>>17078529
It's not that minor. One may kill something with it's last charge.

Flagon of Merriment

Any drink poured into it becomes slightly alcoholic. Any alcoholic drink poured into it becomes slightly more alcoholic.

Uncharged staff of a spell not known to any living mage

Vial of Wind-dried Water Elementals.

OP here

thanks, these are outstanding!

>>17078574
The holy grail of Dwarven society, imagine the crusades they'd throw just to get that thing.

>>17078574

That would be awesome. You could just pour a drink into it, then keep tossing the drink into the air and catching it back in the mug over and over.

I want one.

>>17078574
What if I put in distilled ethanol?

>>17078562
Cantrips don't kill.

>>17078621
Superhol?

Belt of Inopportunity.

The more you need to impress somebody, the more likely the belt is to unfasten itself.

we could have 400 proof ale

>>17078621
He never said the alcohol content increased, it just becomes more alcoholic, you get ethanediol

>>17078621

The mug would become slightly fuller

>>17078621
There is some booze not meant for the minds of mortal men.

>>17078616
Triple distilled magical whiskey.

GLORIOUS

>>17078616

You'd probably end up with something that tasted terrible.

The Morning Wood
Anyone holding this staff becomes a bit more... rigid.

It was obviously created by a wizard who was getting on in years. After he passed, no one else seemed to want it.

lyre of shoddy construction
once/week, can be used to create substandard or unsafe buildings, tunnels, etc

Don't be so lazy with your enchantments. Minor enchants aren't meant for attributes. Instead, they add flavor to the setting and allow creative players to find ways to use them.

A pocket protector that is resistant to ink is a minor enchant.
A calculator that always remembers to carry the 1 is minor.
A ruler that shouts out when you call its name is minor.
> Weighted dice,
> a stacked deck,
> boots that never get wet
> condoms that never break
> A dowel rod that points towards unfaithful wives
> a pebble that goes wherever you point
They are all MINOR enchantments.
Live it up. No matter how innane a problem is, someone has developed an enchantment for it. That's why they're the ARCANE arts!

Hat of Loudness

Makes your voice louder, similar to a megaphone

The Miffed Mirror.

Acts like a normal magic mirror, but is bitterly sarcastic about it.

During the Dwarf Festival of Grulthfast (roughly translated as Merry Night) every Dwarf is given a large Mug of Merriment. They sit in a huge circle around a round table and take a hearty swig of their drink before pouring all of their drink into the Mug of the dwarf sitting to his right. The dwarf elder gets two mugs, one of which starts off empty, so that there's somewhere for the first drink to be poured.

Not Particularly Intelligent Sword
(+1 Talking Shortsword; Int 4, Wis 4, Cha 4, Knowledge of its limitations 0, Ego 18)

>>17078660
> Penis enhancement tools are unpopular with men

+3 Longsword, broken asunder

theoretically, it's repairable...

Gloves of Slightly Less Likely to Fumble It

When attempting to catch something with these gloves on you are slightly less likely to fumble it.

eversharp scissors
(never dull, immune to rust monster attack)

>>17078720

Best magic item ever created if you're a Blood Bowl player

>>17078705
The reason is that it was created wrong. Instead of just making you hard, it makes your entire body rigid.

>>17078705
It's a big wooden staff. It's not exactly as subtle as popping a pill.

handkerchief of flying

like a carpet of flying, but only 6 inches square

>>17078633
Ray of Frost.

>>17078732
I am going to make myself a suit of spiked chainmail out of a few thousand those.

Jessie's Girdle
Makes your friends covet your possessions.

How about a "try your luck" kinda' bin?
Some old potions without labels - could be useful, could be old juice.

No refunds!

Earring of Rhythm
The wearer gets a steady drum beat in his or head head that's always in time. The beat can be adjusted with a little concentration. Give small bonuses to dancing or possibly public speaking

Also
Which of these are you actually going to use OP?

>>17078770
Where can I find a girdle like that?

>>17078770
I like!

>>17078773
>Earring of Rhythm

>>17078773
frantically copypasting into an excel file...

but the ones that are going in the bin so far are these:
Potion of Nystul's Magic Aura
Barfighting Beer Bottle
Rod of koboldly might
boots that never get wet
Hat of Loudness

I;m not looking to break the game, I want to toss in sort of a Magical Thrifte Shoppe. Diluted or unlabeled potions, magical items of dubious quality, things that ended up being donated because the original owner moved away and nobody knew what to use it for.

that kind of thing.

Dim Torch of Everburning

It's a torch that never goes out. It's just a shame you can barely see anything with it.

Finger Snaps
You know those chinese finger traps? Yeah, it's kinda like that, only you have to say a code phrase to remove it. Created as a practical joke, but no one was laughing when the wizard forgot the code phrase. There are some blood stains around the edges.

Bonsai Tree Token

Creates a tiny tree, 1 foot high with a 1-inch diameter trunk. May burst or damage fragile containers.

Ring of Extra Fingers

Wearing one of these rings provides an extra five fingers on the hand in question

Hewards Handy Wallet

Holds as much as an ordinary wallet, but feels much slimmer in your pocket. Does not change the weight of the items it holds.

The Tall Man's Shoes
Makes the wearer seem a bit taller than he otherwise would.

A 'bag of gumming'- a bag of chewing that had the misfortune of being placed upon a +2 helmet.

Dagger of Throwing and Occasionally Returning

This dagger is bent into an L-shape. If you throw it carefully, it might come back.

>>17078924

You mean it functions exactly like an ordinary wallet? If 'it' (the Wallet) doesn't change the weight of the items it holds, the it woul djust get heavier as more gold is added to it.

Ring of Color Change

3 charges/day

1 use: if the ring is currently red, changes it to blue.
if the ring is currently blue, changes it to yellow.
if the ring is currently yellow, changes it to red.

Ring of limited invisibility
This ring will make whatever finger it's placed on invisible.

>>17078918
found in a secondhand shop.

ba-dum tiss

Sweater of Comforting

This knit wool sweater ensures the wearer always feels comfortably warm. This is an illusory effect and does not protect the wearer from the elements at all.

Leomund's Magnificent Dollhouse

On command, this miniscule house becomes a well-appointed tiny house, able to comfortably hold creates of up to 4 inches in height. Note: replica food and tea are not safe for consumption.

A lantern that itself never grows hot, however bright the flame inside of it

Knife of Buttering
When used to apply cold butter to bread, the butter will spread smoothly without fucking tearing up the bread.

Parchment of Repel Ink

Lantern golems

The Mood Ring
This ring will tell you what mood you're in. For some reason, it's most often heard saying "annoyed".

>>17078951

Yes, but it feels slimmer so its less annoying to sit on. Also, your pocket bulges less, improving clothing lines.

>>17078993

Ring of Time Travel.

Causes you to travel forwards through time at a speed of 1 second per second.

A comic book that can scry on anyone and depict it in comic book form, but the scenes are always erotic in nature, no matter what the target is doing.

Flagon of Freshening
Any liquid drank from this mug will taste like ordinary water at whatever temperature the liquid is currently at. However, it does not change the properties of the liquid inside it (slime will still have a slimy texture, alcohol still gets you drunk, poison still affects you normally, etc.)

>>17078924
I really want this...

Ring of Depilation

While worn, prevents hair growth.

Goggles of Nostaliga.

The wearer fondly remembers whatever he's looking at, whether he's seen it before or not.

Similarly, Goggles of Déjà vu.

The wearer gets the feeling that what he's witnessing has happened before.

>>17078983
ALL MY FUCKING MONEY

>>17079056
Popular among prostitutes.

The Watermelon De-seedifyer

Every fruit lover needs one!

The Dust Bunny
This is a small ball of indeterminate fluff and fuzz that will follow the last person who touched it around at a rate of 1 foot a round. If the person goes more than ten feet away from it, it becomes inert until being touched again. It weighs almost nothing; a light wind can blow it away,

>>17079056
closely related: razor of safety
+5 straight razor, only cuts hair.

The Ring of Arcane Extension.
This ring allows you to wear TWO magical rings on the hand you wear it on. This ring counts as one magical ring.

>>17079101
Ring of Fing-Longer

This ring extends the reach of the finger it is placed on.

The Ear Wig
This is a small earring. When worn, the wearer's hair becomes semi-rigid and slightly springy, only moving when the wearer touches it either with hands or hair styling utensils. When others touch it, it gives slightly, but otherwise keeps its shape.

I find these work best when they make a verbal pun.

>>17078507
>DON'T HIT ON ME, SILLY BOYS

>>17079056
I'd love to have that. No more bothering with shaving, or haircuts. Every once in a while you might have to take it off to prevent bald spots, or to regrow singed off eyebrows, but hey...

Simon's Scroll
Narrate to this scroll, and the words will magically appear upon it as if scribed by a master calligrapher.

Necklace of Tragic Villainy

Turns any monsters you encounter into tragic characters. Gives you a detailed knowledge of the unfortunate and inevitable sequence of events that led them to their ultimate downfall into their depths of evil.

Does not stop monsters from killing you.

>>17078659
Doesn't matter how it tastes if it gets you wasted off your ass. How do you think the vodka industry survives?

>>17079142
Cloak of Simon Says

The wearer must obey any order he gives to himself to the best of his abilities.

>>17079171
Put it in
>>17079024

Goggles of Laser-Pointer Vision

Allows the wearer to emit a beam of light with the strength of a weak laser-pointer. Useful for giving presentations.

>>17079172
"Don't freak out, don't freak out, don't freak out... hey, I'm not freaking out!"

I want to start a campaign where the players are equipped only with the items in this thread.

Bag of holding

battered and smelly sack with strange unidentifiable stains and odd burn marks on it, perhaps a faded and illegible name in flaking paint, with the following label tied to it:

>"sold as is, no refunds, no returns"

let your imagination run wild with that...

Everhot Kettle

heats any liquid poured into the kettle to just below boiling (thats 99 C, not the boiling point of, say, mercury)

Solomon's Key
This key always unlocks the wrong door.

Everburning Torch of Exercise
This is an everburning torch... however, the flame only functions when you flail it wildly about. It must move over 20 miles per hour to produce light, or 15 miles per hour for dim light.

>>17079288
Put it on a string and swing it.

>>17079281
wait...so if I put it in a keyhole and turn it, that door stays locked, but another random door somewhere else unlocks itself?

Cloak of Sweaty Pits
Cloak of Sweaty Pits makes whoever is in a 10foot radius of the cloak's armpits sweat wildly
>Hey, at least its not a Cloak of Random Combustion!

>>17079302
That's about the gist of it, yes.

Razor of Shaving. It's a straight razor that's enchanted to only cut hair, no matter how badly you maul yourself or others with it. Cuts through hair like a vorpal sword, though.

Drama Clasp. You attach it to a cape, necklace, hat, or other accessory, which will then only come loose when tugged dramatically, staying perfectly in place otherwise. However, it only works on mundane items, other enchantments "override" it.

Ring of Remembrance of Days Gone By
Allows the player to call up old memories with perfect clarity. Will not call up memories that are less than five years old.

Portable hole glitter

A frying pan that will convert any organic matter cooked on it into an omelet. Unfortunately this also applies to any fixings players attempt to apply to the omelet, so it's always just a plain fried egg that's also a little too dry.

>>17079300
Not a bad idea if you aren't in a 5-foot wide hallway, like many DMs create between dungeon rooms.

>>17079172
"Get a job, move out of the house, turn your life around, get married, apply yourself, don't turn out like your father, do all this in a realistic fashion."

I would literally kill for one of these.

>>17079312
>Razor of Shaving....
This would be extremely useful in the days before safety razors. Especially for old men, Micheal J. Fox and women.

>>17079336
Yeah but

>to the best of your abilities

So that wouldn't work.

Loser.

God, I love these kinds of threads. I have a text file of entries I've saved from ones like this, let me post some stuff from it:

Scroll of Purple - When used, tints everything in a 20-ft radius a lovely shade of fuschia. Can be made by attempting to scribe a scroll of Darkness while heavily inebriated.

Bag of Sifting - Cannot contain any powder or liquid, regardless of other containers. Any powder or liquid put into the bag will fall out the bottom of the bag and leave their original container empty.

Rod of Rod - Points to the nearest guy named Rod when the command words 'Hey, Rod' are spoken.

Betty's Crock Pot - Halves cooking times of anything cooked within it.

Bastard-ball - A hovering silver sphere that gravitates toward individuals whose parents were not married at the time of their conception.

The Ring of Minimal Power
Makes the wearer just a tiny bit transparent if worn.
There is a low-level wizard who created it that is sending two kobolds across the world to find it.

>>17079336
Also gotta be careful what you order yourself to do.
What if you jokingly said "If you can beat me at arm wrestling, I'll kill the King with a dead fish!"
Better hope your arm is strong.

>>17079320
What is that? Some kinda portable hole accessory? Portable hole manufactured by Hasbro?

Boots of Careful River Crossing

Thigh high waterproof boots enchanted to loudly announce the depth and speed and composition of any liquid they come into contact with. ANY liquid at ANY time. Loudly.

Two small blue ornate marbles hanging from a fine golden chain.

As soon as one marble is moved, the other chimes softly. The more harshly and suddenly one is moved, the more audible is the others chime, though they could never produce a sound that would be described as "loud".

This is the first magical item I introduced to my group about two years ago and despite all the hijinksy and powerful magical items they've got since then, this is still their favourite. I just wanted to give them an item to introduce them slowly to magical items instead of giving some stupid boring +1 weapon or armor, but they've found SOOO many different possible uses for it it's absolutely astounding.

Half-wit Bit - A small, multicolored construct that can float and follows its owner. It can only say "Yes" and will do so in response to any question.

Picasso Ring - When worn, makes your facial features appear to be oddly placed.

Criminal Scum - A bucket of pond scum. Town guards seem to be drawn to whoever carries it.

Amulet of What the Fuck Is That? - Misshapen amulet appears to represent some sort of weird... thing. It's impossible to get a good grasp of its exact dimensions, and its geometry may not be entirely Euclidean. Regardless, people stop and stare at it, asking what the fuck it is. Unfortunately, you don't know.

A bag that, once per day at a random hour, dispenses 1d100 sweetrolls.

Shoes of the Loose Lipped Sneak: These shoes give a bonus to thievery and sneaking skills, but every time the player moves, the shoes have a chance to force the wearer to shout incriminating or embarrassing facts at the top of their lungs for ten seconds straight.

Fate's Fortune: A bag of wooden coins. During dangerous situations, sometimes one of them will disappear. It doesn't do anything, but don't tell anyone.

>>17079360
No. Glitter that when placed on a surface creates a portable hole the size of the glitter, with depth equal to the width of the glitter.

>>17079346
Just because I'm too lazy to do that stuff doesn't mean I'm incapable of doing so.

Wand of Sparkles
5 charges/day.
1 charge: Creates a wave of sparkly lights for 1 round. Lights do not provide illumination, though they can be seen from a distance.
3 charges: Sparkles can land on an object, person, or monster and continue to sparkle for up to 5 minutes.
5 charges: Covers one being or one area up to 10 ft square in sparkles. Lasts for 1 hour.

Boots of Dubstep.

Every time you step, you make a "wub" sound.

-10 to move silent.

Activate once per day: Silence all within a 30ft radius.

Stole that from a friend. I'm not even a fan of dubstep and I think this is awesome.

>>17079394
Oh yeah? Prove it, you assfactory.

>>17079172
That is amazingly powerful

>>17079408
Eh, I'll get to it later.

>>17079391
I'm suddenly reminded of those edits of the tits with holes/seeds on them.

The hammer of nut smashing.

A normally-sized hammer that can crack the shell of any nut without utterly destroying it. Someone mentions that it was once used to crack the great Walnut of Stubbornness, but that's just a rumor.

(Don't mention it in the description, but yes, you can use it on the testicles of any target and severely injure them. The size and durability of the target's testicles do not matter, it will still injure them just the same.)

Flask of Forceful Merriment

Any time someone uses this to drink an alcoholic beverage, a random nearby target is inebriated by the alcohol instead of the drinker.

Belt of Minor Distraction
Any enemies the holder encounters will be slightly drawn to the Belt, but no where near enough to distract them from kicking your ass. But afterwards they'll totally check out that belt.

>>17079406
Falling creates a drop
You can record a short clip of sound and have it play in rhythm with the beat.

>>17078956
oh god, I lost it...

Well played, tears are rolling down my face

>>17079431
Also known as the Belt of Double-Take

>>17079426
Very nice.

>>17079426
Auto-win any drinking contest.

Mask of False Mirrors

Wearing this mask makes it look like you are disguised badly as yourself. Any time someone attempts to recognize you, make a disguise check as though you were disguised as yourself at -5.

>>17078983

>>17079431
Amulet of Ominous Monologes
The location of the wearer's voice is undetectable and once a day can become as loud as megaphone.

Goggles of Déjà vu.

The wearer gets the feeling that what he's witnessing has happened before.

Book of Unscrupulous Narration: This intelligent book records everything that has happened in the past 24 hours around it. The book has a tendency to describe things in easily misunderstood ways. For example, instead of saying the party made camp while the paladin went on a short ride to a city, it will say the party slept together except for the paladin, who was too busy mounting his steed.

A small wooden box with a slot and a key. Insert a coin into the slot and turning the key opens the box, revealing something depending on the kind of coin inserted:
copper coin: 10d10x10 angry bees
silver coin: A flimsy figurine of unknown material. Collect them all!
gold coin: What seems to be playing cards, with pictures and words in a strange language.
wooden coin: 50 pounds of confetti and streamers shoot out, a booming voice from the box congratulates you, and a massive Efreeti appears, grudgingly hands you a large wooden trophy, and disappears.

Bag of Useless Junk. Once per day you can reach into the bag and pull out some random junk. A few bent and rusty nails, a broken bit of chalk, five feet of string already cut into one-inch lengths, a dirty sock with a hole in the toe, a set of stereo instructions in a foreign language, etc. There is also a chance that you will pull out another bag of useless junk. if this happens, the first bag stops working.

Wand of Directional Confusion

Any attempts to use a "Know Direction" style spell within 1000 feet will fail without discernible reason.

>>17079406
Currently owned by a tap dancer.

>>17079509

I am going to use the bag of useless junk in my campaign now. Thanks.

Underwear of Cleanness
Underwear that instantly removes any blemishes/stains on itself, and will contain any "accidents" and remove them once a day.
WARNING: Not to be used as a substitute for a toilet.

Everlasting Soap on a Rope - For when you want to stay clean while adventuring! Using this soap, you get a bonus to your personal hygiene and socializing. People would prefer talking to someone who's squeeky clean after all. The great part is that the soap never runs out, it's truly everlasting!

Ring of Fishing - Simply tie this shiny ring to your hook to improve your chances of snagging a catch while fishing. Warning: Failure to catch hooked fish may result in losing ring as the gods take it away for your unworthy fishing ineptitude.

>>17079101

Oh my God. I- I laughed so hard and I hardly know why.

The Magic Wingman

when activated this ring creates an illusion of a male acquaintance who engages the least attractive female out of any two declared females in conversation.

it's nemesis is the Tiara of Cock Blocking, which is activated when the wearer reaches a predetermined level of inebriation, creating the illusion of an overweight and overbearing female who can respond to preset conditions the user must declare while sober.

>>17079508
>MFW this post

A pair of socks that dry quickly and always smell nice. They also glow faintly when spiders are nearby.

A wallet which, when opened, spawns 1d8 ordinary moths, which will ravenously begin devouring any nearby cloth that isn't being worn. Any money placed in the wallet disappears as soon as the wallet is closed.

A wooden pole which always balances perfectly when its tip is placed on the ground, remaining upright until pushed over.

Matching Rings of High-Fiving: When worn by 2 people, those two people can high-five each other with their ring-hands from any angle and position and always get the perfect high five including the sound

A talking turtle that tells you exactly what you should have done five minutes after you've already done it.

A small metal box that, when opened, shouts the answer to a question that someone, somewhere in the world just asked.

A doormat that will spell out a greeting appropriate to whatever the one who steps on it is thinking of at that moment.

Ring of Language
Makes wearer a master of grammar and spelling, and will prevent the wearer from making a spelling error.
Possible Side Effects: Turns wearer into a grammar nazi.

The Hand of Vecund

This is the severed hand of a legendary joke of a cleric, Vecund. For some reason, it doesn't rot, looks fleshy and as though it had blood, yet doesn't bleed, nor can anything seem to reduce it to a lesser form. It feels cold to the touch, though, like a fresh corpse.

Coin from Far Away: it's a triangular coin carved from green jade, with a round hole piercing its middle. Water poured through the hole purifies the water, but this only works if you flip the coin into the water's path.

Jade Mammoth: carved from green jade as well, this fist-sized mammoth carving is one of the oldest things in the world. A kiss on its head makes it come to life for one day and one night. It's sexually aroused to the point of blindly fornicating wth everything in sight during this time, however.

Femur Flute: this is a flute, carved from someone's femur. Playing it will anger skeletons and sometimes small children. Why this happens is a mystery. The small children getting angry, I mean.

>>17079565
Turtle would actually would be pretty useful, except for the fact that it would be extremely annoying and make you feel like an idiot.

Fragment of Fourth Wall

The holder of this item suffers from the delusion that he is a character on something called a "television show".

Vial of Temporal Freezing

This small vial allows you to place a small amount of liquid inside, causing it to become solid without being frozen. Taking the liquid out does not end the effect. The "frozen" liquid is subject to normal laws of physics, and will "unfreeze" if the vial is broken. Any attempts to touch the frozen liquid will accomplish nothing: the liquid will feel smooth, like seamless plastic.

>>17079576
>Flute of Hissy-fit

D'awwwww

The Ring of Doubt

The wearer doubts everything he sees and hears, up to and including his own beliefs and motivations.

Dimwell's Amulet of Oration

Once a day, when trying to speak to a group of 15 or more people, the wearer of this amulet sees everyone in their underwear.

>>17079607
vial of instant jello shots

>>17079607
1. Produce vial-shaped solid water
2. Do this over and over again at a river
3. Find some sort of use for this solid water
4. ???
5. Profit!

>>17079561
I almost thought no one saw it. I was sad.

And on topic, pic related: an amulet bearing this symbol, inspires slight feelings of dread in whoever sees it. Even the wearer and his party.

>>17079635

Hat of Quelling

If wearing this hat when about to become angry, the target must make a DC 26 will save to resist becoming not angry. If the wearer is quelled, he cannot become angry at the cause of the would-be anger, even if the hat is removed. Repeating the act that caused the anger cancels this effect, though if wearing the hat the wearer must make another will save.

>>17079649
Once a day, wearer can perform another minor action and lose 2 HP.

>>17079638

Remember, it's frozen in time, which means ingesting the shots would be like eating plastic.

Codex: Bardic Tropes of Dotorg

A mildly interesting book that distorts time when read. Upon reading the book the user feels as if only a small amount of time has passed, when in actually it has been at least ten times as long as the reader originally intended. There will exist an inexplicable urge to read "just one more page" even if the user becomes aware of the time discrepancy. Nothing of any real value will ever be learned from this book no matter how long one reads it.

>>17079656
This here has got to be my favourite Oglaf comic

knife of spreading

a butter knife that cuts and spreads butter at any temperature as if it were warm.

>>17079707
We have one already

>>17078983

Dagger of Fake Protuberance

This ordinary looking dagger is entirely incapable of hurting whatever it stabs. Anything that gets in the way of the blade causes the blade that would normally be stabbed instead is bypassed, meaning that if you tried to stab someone in the gut, it would appear on their back. This continually stacks: if someone were to fall on this blade on its back, it would appear on their back until the dagger is pulled back.

>>17079718
Case of Endless Enchanted Butter Knives

This case will hold all enchanted butter knives you come across and then some.
Will not hold anything other than enchanted butter knives.

>>17079707
Too Late
>>17078983


Idea though:
Spoon of Temperature
Any liquid touched by the spoon will become just the temperature the drinker desires.

And

Ysgramor's Soup Spoon
Inexplicably shaped like a fork, can only be used as a spoon if user is lvl. 21 or above.

>>17079426
an unwary dwarf could accidentally kill whole towns with this

>>17079736
Rubber Battleaxe of Terror
Battleaxe appears to be made of incredibly powerful metal and appears very sharp. It is also 6.5 feet long, but weighs only 1 pound.

Damage: 1d4-3

Amulet of Annoyance

Anyone with this amulet in their possession cannot speak. If they do, the amulet will teleport to a random square 5 feet away from the owner.

Helmet of Contractual Obligation

Any person wearing this helmet must make a DC 18 will save whenever they utter a promise of any kind to let someone know they will do something. If they fail, they are immediately required to focus entirely on what they promised, forgetting immediately that they are wearing the helmet until after they have finished their task. If they promise to do something else while wearing the helmet, the wearer must make another save or be forced to focus on this next promise immediately following the completion of their previous promise.

>>17079790
That should totally be nonlethal damage only.

The Tome of Never Ending Edition

A spell book that inexplicably alters the text of any spells recorded within. Sometimes the spells are more powerful, sometimes the spells are significantly less powerful, but the ingredients ALWAYS become more expensive and the caster is required to completely relearn the spells when they are changed as the old versions he has partially memorized will no longer work.

Rod of Mild Winds

Any time this rod is invoked it will spew forth a burst of air equivalent to a medium-sized person blowing out a candle.

Sling of Steve: An ordinary sling with a clown face on the leather pad, all it does is offer obvious advice and make backhanded comments about the user and their party.

Barber's Bane Potion: Drinking this potion will cause your hair to grow or shrink into whatever style and color you want it to. It also has a chance of making you bald.

Dancer's Greaves: Metal footwear that makes any form of combat manuevar into a ballet move, watch as your Fighter leaps gracefully away from that Orc's axe.

Gentlemen's Gloves of Fisticuff Forte: These gloves give a bonus to unarmed fighting but only if both contenders fight in classic gentlemen form and the user rolls up his sleeves.

Needlessly Large Gauntlet: A disproportionally sized metal glove that grows in size if your hand fits but otherwise stays on your hand. Gloved hand suffers a penalty to grabbing things and the user suffers a dexterity penalty but otherwise looks totally asymmetrical in a cool way.

Glasses of Dramatic Sheen: Regular glasses that reflect light dramatically when the mood requires your eyes to be hidden.

>>17079840
Cursed version: Wind is accompanied by droplets of saliva and the pungent scent of morning breath.

>>17079833
Aw Christ, really?

>Gentlemen's Gloves of Fisticuff Forte: These gloves give a bonus to unarmed fighting but only if both contenders fight in classic gentlemen form and the user rolls up his sleeves.

This sounds like a must-have item for a member of this homebrew PrC...

Lens of Flaring

A small disc of glass . Once a day the owner can use it to cause a shiny point of light to emit from a designated spot for one minute per user level.

>>17079822
this would be amazing for paladins that are reformed criminals and worry about slipping back to their old ways

No shields yet? Okay then!

Shield of False Sorcery

This shield appears to be enchanted with an overwhelming magical aura of abjuration. Apart from this, the shield is entirely plain in every way and can be damaged as though it were a non-magical shield.

>>17079833
Tome of Infinite Crappy Sequel.

The first time this tome is read it will contain the best story the reader has ever read, ending with a cliff hanger. The second time it is read it will contain a sequel to the first reading that doubles the severity of minor flaws in the first story/reading. Each time the tome is read the sequels that appear will contain more mary sues, plot holes, and soap boxing that the previous. The reader eventually gets so fed up with the writing that they discard the tome, forever denied knowing how the series ends.

>>17079844
>Gentlemen's Gloves of Fisticuff Forte: These gloves give a bonus to unarmed fighting but only if both contenders fight in classic gentlemen form and the user rolls up his sleeves.

Additional bonuses if the user has mutton chops and/or a well-twirled mustache.

>>17079649
I recognize that symbol, but can't remember from where.

What is it?

The Ring of additional rings. This magic ring allows the wearer to wear one more magical ring then normal. Does not apply to normal non magical rings however.

>>17079927
Phyrexia.

Potion of Delay Hangover

Bag of Freshness (Acts as Gentle Repose on contents of bag, but only for fruit and vegetables)

>>17080021
>Implying that ships at sea wouldn't carry these as standard equipment

>>17079876
So, Jaime Hyneman?

>>17079565
>A pair of socks that dry quickly and always smell nice. They also glow faintly when spiders are nearby.

>yfw they start glowing one day and never stop

>>17079844
Said gloves would never work, chap!
As having a magical item that gives you a benefit while the other chap has none isn't gentlemanly at all!

Only way it would work is if both fellows happened to have the gloves on, but then the fights would be more dangerous and liable to hurt someone, another negative in the eyes of a gentlemanly fighting!

Gloves of Light: The tips of each finger on these gloves glows with a different light, but only if there is a loud noise. The louder the noise, the brighter the light, up to "bright" light.

>>17080117
oh god next time i play a wizard i'm going to make the socks and give them to another player, then switch them out with ones that dry themselves but never stop glowing just to freak them out

A knife that can never be used to harm the person who's using it. Made by a mage who liked to cook.

Necklace of Comfort
When wearing this necklace you will never become uncomfortable from sitting in one position too long. You can become uncomfortable by other means though.

An ornate ivory recorder.

When played, it generates smells instead of sounds.

The Arrow of False Head Wounds
This arrow can be pressed against one's head, magically passing through to the other side and staying there until pulled out. This gives the appearance of having been shot through the head with an arrow.
This item seems to engender annoyance in some observers, but it is unknown whether this is a magical effect, a side effect, or purely coincidental.

The Traveler's Table

A 32 inch circle of wood that can be folded into a compact cube.

The disc can be placed on any surface and will balance, and anything placed on the disc will remain firmly attached to it unless moved by the person who put it there.

>>17080154
Gentleman's Boxing Wraps
When engaged in a skirmish with another, both sides will be equally matched to the lowest denominator. Same (effective) health, strength, etc. has no effect when fighting groups.

Hand Wraps of Hell
When these hand wraps are worn, they burst into flames. These flames are purely illusory and do not even require a Will save to disbelieve. In fact, on close examination, the flames look very fake. This effect can only be turned off by removing the wraps.
This item was created by a young wizard who wanted to appear more proficient than he was.

The Dapper Monocle

This monocle can differentiate true gentlemen and those who are not.

The Magic Hat
A bag of holding transformed into a magician's top hat.

The Cane
A cane that can disguise any sword.

>>17080351
Okay, come on, these aren't bargain bin items.
Can we cut it out with the gentleman stuff and keep giving out Goodwill-quality gear?

The Canesword.
This is a sword that can secretly be used as a cane.

Forthwright's Level of Obsessive Accuracy

It appears to be a small wooden hammer with a spade at one end.

When the hammer strikes a nail, whatever the nail was holding up will adjust itself to a perfect 90 degree angle.

The spade can perfectly smooth out loose surfaces, and, if used for digging, creates perfectly flat, even holes.

Robe of allure.
It's a robe that makes anything under it appear sexy as hell. Lifting or taking off the robe dispels the effect.

>>17080325
tarrasque, here I come!

The Sheath of SHIIIIIING
Whenever you draw a weapon from this sheath, it makes a dramatic SHIIIIIIING sound. There is a random chance (1/5 times) that it will polish the weapon to a mirror sheen.

A ludicrously flamboyant, oversized hat with a dull metal disk affixed to the front. The hat reads the wearer's emotional state and displays images on the disk to match -- an exclamation mark when surprised, a smiling face when happy, a frowning face when angry, and so forth.

When the wearer is really angry or frustrated, in addition to displaying an appropriate face on the disk, the hat causes jets of steam to issue from the wearer's ears, accompanied by a whistling noise.

Heads-Up
A coin that always lands heads up.

Cat Statue
A statue that will attract nearby house-cats. Smells like salmon.

Grass-Cutter
A short sword that when swung will cut nearby grass. But only grass can be cut by this sword.

>>17080420
>only grass can be cut by this sword.
considering that if i mow my back yard i will likely lose hundreds of balls to the mowers blades, i want this

>>17080437
Am I the only one who thought you might be cutting off your balls with a lawnmower?

>>how do you fuck up that badly

Winder's Ring of Convenient Background Music

Whenever something suitably dramatic happens, the wearer of this ring hears appropriate music to accompany it.

>>17080457
>ohgodmahballs.jpg

>>17080457
Nope. Because I have a dog that's not smart enough to return balls during fetch.

>>17080420
>A short sword that when swung will cut nearby grass. But only grass can be cut by this sword.

Smartass.

The Crowbar

A hefty, wrought-iron rod, about two feet long.

When you swing it, crows come out.

Knife of Coring.

Upon hitting any seeds or pits when cutting into fruit or vegetable, teleports the seeds to the floor.

Iron Dowsing Rod.

As dowsing rod, but is attracted to iron-rich ore deposits.

Lenses of Prismatic Vision.

When the command word is uttered, these lenses provide the wearer with an enjoyable display of many-colored lights.

Box of Preservation.

Any foodstuffs placed into this wooden, rune-carved box has the effects of time reduced on it.

>>17080406
Derp, should be "a frowning face when sad", got a bit ahead of myself there.

A jar labelled "Goatmeal". It appears to contain a sort of porridge-like substance. If eaten, it makes the user irresistably attractive to goats, causing all such creatures in a 4-mile radius to converge on the user's location. After 12 hours, this effect begins to wear off, with the radius decreasing by half every hour until it finally disappears entirely 24 hours after it started.

Can of Laughter

A small tin that can collect the sounds of laughter when opened, and save them for use at a later time.

Armband of Immediate Social Outcastment

When worn on the upper arm this armband will immediately cause most NPCs in the vicinity to look down upon and dislike the wearer.

The armband is red, with a white circle containing a black design on it.

Ornate ring of dislike.

It's a very nice ring. However, when you put it on, you think it looks like an eyesore.

Belt of Buckling!

This belt doesn't have a buckle, yet somehow it keeps your pants up!

>Sacred Hammer of the Straight and Narrow
This hammer can instantly straighten up any nail that may have become bent during the course of ordinary carpentry work.

>Key of All Situations
A magic key which, when held, allows the user to correctly identify which key any instrument is playing in.

>Wand of Time Control
Allows the user to change the time signature being played in by any musical performer.

>Universal Identifier
When used, determines whether or not the owner is in a universe.

>Tome of Grater Knowledge
Contains valuable wisdom on the subject of grating cheese.

>>17080744
All dem misleading titles.

Wand of Time Control + Boots of Dubstep + Dancer's Greaves + Gloves of Light

>>17080777
THE LORD OF THE DANCE

>>17080777
I like the way you think!

>>17080771
I have a liking for puns and wordplay.

>>17080744
Time for some more.

>Sword of Supreme Rule
A blunt sword that, upon striking any object, informs the user of the objects length and height to the nearest thousandth of a millimetre.

>Gauntlets of High Winds
Allows the wearer to control the pitch of their farts.

>Permanent Bracelet of Sex Change
Once worn, any woman considering having sex with the user will change her mind about it and settle for a night in with a good book and a hot bath. Cannot be reversed.

>Potion of Ultimate Swordplay
Once imbibed, the user will have a really good time just messing around with his weapons.

>Potion of Ultimate Wordplay
Like the Potion of Ultimate Swordplay, only the user has a bit more fun making puns.

>Abandoned Mine Locator
Finds any object that the user has bought or been given and subsequently lost.

>>17080800
>implying Michael Flatley wears disgusting boots of dubstep

Non-potion consumables - especially with randomly determined charges or effects - are great for items of only lesser power. Some ideas:
-A small folded paper bird. When a command word is spoken, the bird unfolds, allowing a message to be written, then refolds and flies off towards the recipient. If not destroyed on the way the bird will eventually arrive at the recipient and unfold itself, turning into a mundane message.
-A tea set that purifies water, usually sold with 1d4 pouches of enchanted herbs that it can brew a tea with. Each herb pouch is labeled as one of 4 types that sharpens a specific sense (roll a d4 to determine the effect of each pouch): 1-taste, 2-smell, 3-hearing, 4-touch. Each pouch has enough herbs to brew tea for 4 servings, but the magical effect persists only while the tea is hot. Once all pouches have been used the teapot still retains the ability to magically purify water by boiling it in the pot, but no further effects happen.
-Set of 1d6 oracle bones. Using one of the bones involves asking a yes/no question and tossing the stick, which will land with the Yes or No side facing upwards. The bones are only able to answer questions limited to the immediate environment and 24 hours in advance or prior.
-A moonstone of unusual size and transluscency set in an amulet. When the night sky is viewed through the stone, the constellations may be seen in sharp relief and are instantly recognizable even to someone unfamiliar with astronomy or astrology.
-A brightly coloured lozenge in the shape of a miniature human tongue. Melting a lozenge on your tongue temporarily changes the language you speak to a random one.
-A golden belt wrought in the likeness of a knotted rope with 2d4 knots. If pulled from a particular end it will unloosen one of the knots and give the wearer a burst of strength for one action only. Optionally using the belt will weaken the user afterward for an hour.

>>17081075
-A folded tablecloth that when spread, delays the spoilage of food place on it by 48 hours.
-A small bell that produces a sound that is unable to be heard by living creatures, but a tone that only the undead can hear.
-A gold ring that reforms into two silver rings when a command word is spoken. If the same command word is spoken, both silver rings will transform into three copper rings apiece.

-Knife of Slicing and Dicing
Adds +1 to dexterity, +5 to any Skill (cooking) checks.

somone needs to save this list and put it somewhere

>>17081638
suptg archives.
Strangely enough no one has added it yet. Be sure to do it justice!
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/requestinterface.html?

Gloves of the bee. It's a pair of frayed wool gloves and each has an angry and immortal bee inside. The bees won't leave the gloves.

go vote anon!

>>17081729
You don't vote suptg. it just goes.

belt of aesthetic appetite.

keeps you from being interested in food if your body doesnt need it. Ie a diet-belt.

>>17081805
I'll take a dozen.

>>17081760
You do give it ratings, though.

Go vote.

>>17079833
You, sir, win at everything forever.

>>17081810
>only 1 item needed
>takes a dozen
this is why you are fat anon

>>17081839
>>17081810
>>17081805

God damn it I love you, /tg/.

Stick of Bouncing
A magical stick that can bounce by itself.

Made by Sir Walter Pogoins. Might start calling it a ogoin.

>>17079172
>>17079172
Fuck yes,

"Unlock your truest potential, and go the distance."
"Learn to love yourself"
"Achieve true happiness and transcend space and time to devour God."
Wait.. what was that last one?

Tasha's Tickler

Although small, dainty, and easily-destroyed, this inconspicuous white feather can be wielded in combat as a viable recourse to combat--as the feather holds magical properties capable of tickling things.

But not living things. Weapons.

By using this feather in combat (incurring any appropriate penalties), the feather tickles the weapon into submission, turning it into a comical, rubbery implement. This works especially well against intelligent weapons, as you might imagine.

>>17081839
Or they could wear out, get damaged, or maybe I just want a bunch of different colors to match my outfit for the day...

>offers ndongo
No thanks captcha.

perhaps something will be in the cheap pile cause its cursed.

Dummy of Ventriloquism

Any person holding the dummy can speak through the dummy as he were casting the ventriloquism spell. The dummy's mouth always moves to match the words spoken by the user.

The user can also make Perform (ventriloquism) checks untrained and gains a +5 enhancement bonus to Perform checks made to impress audiences.

Quill of Typography:

Any non-magical text written with this quill will be automatically corrected for errors in typography, grammar and word choice. The effect is so subtle that the writer doesn't realize their text is being corrected as it is being written. In addition to the obvious benefits the quill may give a +1 bonus to skill checks related to writing, including forgery.

The Safety Mug

This mug, made by an enchanting apprentice, was created so that it never spills the contents poured into it. This includes tipping the drink to consume the contents. The only way to empty the mug is to wait for the contents to evaporate, or boil away with heat.

Dino-Closet

You have to open the door, get on the floor then everyone becomes a dinosaur.

>>17078465

How Magickal is your world, OP? In our world such items, if authentic, would cost a fortune - perhaps twenty to thirty gold even.

>>17081974

For inspiration, look at chinese magical charms and shit. They bring "luck in business" (generic +1 to appraisal etc.) and "well-being" (+1 to will saves against... depression). These are pretty minor.

Bad (Ass) End

A mirror that shows the death of someone close to you...but in the most badass way possible.

Example
>Real Life: Your grandpa dies of old age, quietly in his bed.

>Mirror: Your grandpa, on a sinking pirate ship 'The Life-Saver'. As Captain he's going down with the ship but not before taking down his inner demons (represented as sea demons in the mirror) while playing a guitar and making love to your grandmother at the point where she was her hottest. All in full detail. Oh and theres enough explosions to make Michael Bay cream himself.

>>17078770
I wish that I had Jessie's girdle
where can I find a girdle like that
like Jessie's girdle

Rod of equilibrium. When stood on its end, this rod unerringly balances regardless of how uneven the surface it's been placed on is. No weather or natural effect can dislodge it, but beyond that, it is as easy to dislodge or tip over as a balanced stick would be.

Flavor Exploding Cigars (1 Box)
These cigars are extra flavorful, but people are afraid to take them after you share their name.

Hound's Tooth
A dire wolf fang knife in a beautiful pattern.

I like the idea of great items, except.. these are broken ones. Are awesome-except-this-one-is-broken items kosher too?

Short Goodbye Amulets
These amulets alert you when the loved one wearing the matching amulet starts to die, and they begin to steal life from the living member of the pair to sustain the other just long enough for a goodbye. These are broken; maximum life taken; five minutes. Just long enough to get to their bedside from the market, if you're quick.
Removing the necklace ends the effect, unbroken versions can steal a few weeks of your life, if you're traveling.

>>17082012

>These cigars are extra flavorful, but people are afraid to take them after you share their name.

I like this.

>>17082012

Hmm, the amulets actually kind of sound like they could save a life. Unless it's of old age.

>Berry White
A singing berry that when eaten will upgrade your sex drive.

Hmm, working on a few ideas here:

- Slippery slippers

Makes everything slippery to the wearer. Do some bitching moonwalking with these.

- Cape of dramatic entree

Wearing this makes you entree quite dramatic.


- Potion of prehensile beard.

Makes your beard prehensile. For extra fun you could also make it have it own will.


- Ring of delayed falling

Delays a sudden fall for just enough for you realize that you are about to fall (Think Wile E. Coyote).

- Amulet of flatulence

You have to constantly fart. You can produce an impressive amount of gasses. Belonged to a jester known as the "Human Torch"

- Hat of fluttering

You can fly slightly above the ground for a short time by vigorously flapping hands.

- Coin of improbability

Always lands standing on the side

- Cubic ball

This is a perfectly round ball that won't roll. It will act as if its was a cube, sliding if the ground is steep enough or if thrown with enough force, but never roll.

- Glasses of discomfort

Makes whoever the wearer looks at uncomfortable.

- Pipe of alternative orifices

When you smoke with this pipe you can make the smoke exit trough other holes in your body, like your ears.

- Scarf of eyespot

Will make it look like you have eyes in the back. Won't work on intelligent creatures but animals will believe its real eyes. Great if an animal happens to be stalking you.

- Pipsqueak

A scarf that makes your voice constantly crack and break as if you where a teenager.

- Diurnal watch

A pocket watch that only tells you if its night or day.

- Useless toothbrush

As long as you have this toothbrush on your person you will never have to use it since your teeth will always stay squeaky clean. Prevents your teeth from getting dirty.

I got a lot more in my head, but I got to run.

>>17078551
> functions as an enchanted weapon that can pierce armor and do bonus damage!
Well, a botttle that could pierce plate armor isnt that bad. After all then you coudl try and use regular dagger to stab trough that hole.

>>17080390

>The Sheath of SHIIIIIING
>Whenever you draw a weapon from this sheath, it makes a dramatic SHIIIIIIING sound. There is a random chance (1/5 times) that it will polish the weapon to a mirror sheen.

As they say in France, FUCK YES.

>Dramatic Cape

A cape that always flaps in the air, even if there is no wind.

>>17082029
potion of prehensile boss, that is awesome

>>17082029
Thats funny. You know, yough such enchantments are pretty much useless in combat, adventuring situatious, or just anywhere else - it looks like its realy hard to make them.
As they provide realy complex effects.
Imagine magic like some kind of Programming language, useful effects are quite simple to create - make sword sharper, hard, make blade brust in flames when it hits. Etc. etc.
But at same producing thoe useless but complex effects looks much harder to pull.

>>17082037

I'll take 20.

In-Sewer-ants Polly-Sea
By paying an amount of coin you are able to protect a small business or home, and if an accident where to occur, you'd receive payment to buy another business or home.

The Bare Bear Bag:
This seemingly regular brown burlap bag will always have something at the bottom of it when you look. Sometimes its a coin, a marble a new nails, or even a health potion.

Sometimes, however, you will also find a dire bear staring up at you. If you don't pull out the bear which you will most likely inevitably fight the bear will clog up the works, so to speak, and the bag won't give you any more items.

>>17082037
The only way I'd change this would be to call it the Cloak of Dandy Wind.

>>17082108
>Facing down a Dire-Bear? Then try these!

Bear-Knuckles! They turn your hands into the heads of bears! Now no longer worry about dire bears, because now you have two hungry bear heads, stuck on your arms trying to eat you! Order now and we'll give you the Right to Bear Arms, for free! Seriously, we're just giving this away! Why? Because its cursed.

>>17082122
....

I'll take seven.

>Telescope of Furthered Sight
Allows the viewer to see an additional 10 feet beyond normal telescope enhancement.

Headband of Intimidation
A girlishly ornate linen headband with brass decorations. When correctly tied around the head so that it displays prominently on the forehead it makes the wearer look very cute and cuddly. When he speaks what he says is echoed in a loud and angry Ogier voice emanating from thin air slightly behind and above the wearer. [It also makes Dragons want to give you a hug and say it will be okay.]

Come-Back-Coin Purse
A humble leather purse. Any coins kept in it over night will without fail return to the owner. [The thing is the when and where is rather loosely defined. Basically it ensures that the owner's normal coin circulation will miraculously include the same coins he spent earlier. It does NOT make him any richer.]

Magnificient Blood Oil from the Secret Tunnels Below [INSERT IMPRESSIVE LOCALE]
A small vial of blue glass sewn into soft leather with a cork on a string and a tie-down cover, this little treasure looks sturdy and practical. It contains an oily liquid with a slightly rancid odor that will protect any blade it touches from wear and decay and make it slide through an enemy's armor so much easier. [It is weapon oil at double price.]

Lily Clasp of Distraction
A large clasp featuring a white lily flower decoration that will distract from spots, small tears, a bad fit, and any fashion faux pas. It will not distract from the clasp itself being huge, hideous, and unfitting with any outfit.

Persuasion Coins
A stack of small silver coins that will persuade many horsemen, tavern patrons, shop assistants, servants, and guards to offer iformation. [...But only if they were open to a bribe anyway. It's coins.]

Bright Purple Catsuit of Infiltration

Seriously, have -you- ever seen a bright purple ninja? That's what we thought.

Feenie-X

A teacher who has the voice of a talking car. He will teach you through-out your life. Be your neighbor and will often times call you Mister Mathews.

No he will not revive you from the dead, nor will he kill zombies. That's a phoenix.

Queer Mace

This mace is gay. It cannot talk and is not sentient in any way, but still prefers the company of the same sex.

>>17082142
I love it.

Luckbrella

An umbrella that refuses to open indoors (bad luck you see)

Axe Body Spray

A can that when pressed...will shoot out axes all over the enemies bodies. Oh and it also attracts women, for some reason. I guess they like axe?

I s'pose this wouldn't be in a bargain bin, lemme just take this..

>>17082138
>Come-Back-Coin Purse

I can see those coins ironically being placed on the purse owners eyes after death to pay passage across the river Styx.

Staff of Light

Produces a faint glow at all times. The glow it produces isn't quite bright enough to be used as a torch in darkness

>>17082165
Constructing cruel and ironic coincidences like that is every other GM's wet dream. That is in essence what the magic item is there for: Backstory.

Great for epilogues.

Spoiled Eggs

Eggs that will tell you the end of every story.

Glade the Gladius

A sword that never wanted to be a weapon..but had aspirations of being a shovel instead. Will not fight, even to defend it's owner, but rather prefers to dig a hole and plant some nice lilies..maybe some lilacs too.

>>17082142

Can't wait for the guy buying that to realize that while he hasn't seen a bright purple ninja before, the guards for the guy he's robbing have. Several times.

These are all beautiful ideas and any one could be the linchpin of a campaign.

Throne of the Bear King - a very rustic looking throne with super plush looking cushions which regardless of how slowly or gently one sits in it always makes an uproarious farting noise when sinking into the cushion. No mater how you sit in the throne it is impossible to be uncomfortable. The throne most commonly appearing in magical oddity shops in which it is more at home then in any keep or throne room. Bonus points for making up your own Bear King lore.

How about items with bonuses not fitting the type of items they are? Like:

Gloves of Binoculars
By mimicking a pair of binoculars with his hands wearing these gloves, the wearer gains a +4 bonus to spot checks when looking at far off things.

Headstraps of DON'T LOOK DOWN
These series of straps provide a +5 bonus to Balance checks. The wearer cannot look at the ground while wearing them.

scratched glasses, when you use them for the humble price on -2 on spot checks you get a skill focus spot as a bonus feat.

book of lost secrets, a book that is missing pages of worthwhile information. such information was written in arcane mark, and as such will not be retrieved if a make whole spell is cast on the book

Reading some of these descriptions, I feel that many of these magical items were made by various wizards who were exasperated trying to stop their relatives from getting themselves killed through being retardedly ignorant, or were made as a way to get the in-laws to leave them the hell alone while still fulfilling their familial 'favors'.

A sword enchanted for one of those recall item spells.

You have absolutely no idea who enchanted it. It's a good sword, but you could lose it at any time.

>>17088089
The Merchant's Blade
This sword is not a particularly impressive sword, but will always attract a buyer's eye if offered.
Useful for man in need of emergency coin.

>>17082142
You know, it would be pretty easy to put an illusion spell on it that would convince the guards and others to 'play along' for the lulz.

Of course, it only works as long as the infiltrator is completely serious and believes entirely in the suit's effects.

>>17088056
. . . This cat is Jewish?

>>17088324
Then both the guards and the infiltrator would have to pass a check
The guards would have to roll a will save against the effect of the magic, and the infiltrator would have to roll concentration each turn someone is within a certain radius.