Can I play a Cyber-Mastiff? No, wait, can I play an Inquisitor's pet dog that goes around busting heretical cults at night and call myself... THE BARK KNIGHT?

Brilliant!

As long as I can be a Dalmatian

Fuck you, and fuck the dog you rode in on.

>>17115539
I'd play it.

I'm not even joking. Play it like that super pets cartoon or some shit. Arbiter's cyber-mastiff, guard officer's pet dog, scum hound, etc. A dog for every class.

>>17115554

NO YOU DONT UNDERSTAND

YOUR CHARACTER IS THE DOG

THE DOG IS YOUR CHARACTER

YOU CANT EXPLAIN THAT

>>17115639
I can RP a dog, so long as it's Disney-style or some shit. Don't lick the Slaaneshi chew-toy bro.

>>17115607
Ha, heretic cuddler!
I'm playing a Monodoberman.

Best part would be if only the PLAYERS where dogs, and everyone else is normal people.
No one comments that they're dealing with dogs, no one even notices.

>>17115707
Yes. YES.

>>17115707
NO THATS NOT BARK HERESY

YOU HAVE LOST FOREVER

I'd love to on one condition:
The GM must have read every single issue of Beasts of Burden.

>>17115685
no not even cartoony dogs

they're just normal dogs

IN SPACE

>>17115761
I've only read the Hellboy crossover.

>>17115769
Fuck you!
We shall defend the the Empire of Dogkind under the sign of the Double Beagle.

I like it.
Dibs on the Voidborn Greyhound.

>>17115769
Nah bro. You've just been seduced by the Bark Gods of Chaos.

the imperium would have its skull motif replaced with a dog bone

holy lol we need some drawfags in here to make a woof marine barking at some hairy-tics

>>17115822
>sign of the beagle
I'm sold.

>>17115823
Inb4 That Guy asks to play a fucking Thunderwolf.

>>17115823
I call dibs on Hive-World mutt!
Although if I'm allowed I'll play an Imperial World pug who talks like Frank from MiB.

>>17115539
So just play a Dog Boy squad in Rifts, doing investigations and hunting down Deebee and Sorcery threats to the Coalition though out the Burbs.

>>17115835
....well, a space marine would be roughly equivalent to a thunder wolf in such a setting. I'd allow it in a Death Fetch game

>>17115850
I'll be playing an Afghan of Battle, owned by an unforgiving Sororitas.

>This is your inquisitor

>>17115874
Dibs on Shepherd of Krieg!

>>17115891
>implying I'll take orders from a dog shorter than me

>>17115905
Ok, then how about this?

>>17115917
For the Emperor!

IN THE GRIM DARKNESS OF THE FAR FUTURE THERE IS ONLY TUMMY RUBS

Beware the machinations of Slaanesh!

(Seriously, I think this could be kind of a fun comedic game.)

>>17115951
One moment of tummy-rubbing leads to a lifetime of carpet pooping.

>>17115761

What is this?

>>17115989
Comic book, dogs fight supernatural threats (IIRC).

>techpeti Harriett
The name of my tech-hound is settled.

Incidentally, would Eldar be cats?

lol, a drawfag really needs to draw a woof marine barking at some hairytics (complete with dog bones all over his armor in place of skulls)

>>17116010
And more importantly, what would the orks be?

>>17116019
Lizards?

>>17116010
Eldar Cats, yes.
Orks are feral pigs -tusky, angry, stomach-ripping bastards.
Tau are lizards.
Chaos Champions: CUJO.

Exploradachsund

>>17116026
>Pigs
Oh yeah, that's much better.

>>17116026
Hahaha NO

Just dogs

EVERYTHING AND EVERYBODY ARE FUCKING DOGS

DOGS I SAY, DOGS!

>>17116010
No, tau would be cats.
Eldar would be foxes or something, similar looking to dogs but not really.

corgissar

>>17116043
I think cats are better. It doesn't have to be exact, Eldar are a good fit considering the associations of a cat. They even have little psychic cats as pets.

Foxes seem more appropriate for Daemonettes or Slaanesh or something.

>>17116043
Look at this. This is an Eldar cat. A Gyrinx. It's in the official fluff. Deal with it.

Oh, Cat Shit 40k?

Orks: boars
Chaos: street dogs
Eldar: cats
Dark Eldar: street cats
Tau: ... goats?
Tyranids: Japanese hornets

>>17116058
It already haves stats in the first published adventure for Rogue Trader.

>>17116052
Foxes don't seem like daemonnettes at all.
That would be like deer or something.
Half the point of Eldar is they are space elves, if they don't look similar to dogs but not really then what's the point?
Tyranids are bees.
Necrons are robot bears, hibernation.

>>17116050
HNNGGG

I dunno Tau 'aint lizards, but nor are they cats. Otters maybe?

>>17116075
I'm not gonna listen to you anymore, I think you're just off the mark. Eldar fit best as cats for me.

>>17116080
Or maybe some kind of monkey?
I know some species have Alpha males and all that, fits the Ethereal thing well.

>>17116080
Dolphins. Strange face, appears outwardly friendly, has a hole in the head.

Welp. Time to roll a Great Dane named Dooby Scoo.

Rogue Stray-der.

>>17116075
>>17116069
Tyranids: Army Ants with a mix of bird-eating hunting spiders.

Necrons: Hmm. Tough one. I've got no idea. Why not just skeletal robotic dogs?

>>17116086
Well fine, but surely you don't hate Necron Bears?

>>17116095
I do kind off, it just seems a bit randumb.

>>17116092
Just make 'Nids giant insects generally. Tau are fine as lizards, but Mustelids would be fine too (Weasels, Otters, etc.)

I dunno, I kinda liked the idea of just the party being dogs. Made it more comical to have this group of dogs kicking the shit out of a bunch of serious actual human cultists and daemons.

>>17116100
Yes, bears being the hibernating group is the silly and insane "Just for laughs" part of Bark Heresy, a setting in which random animals take the place of 40k characters.

>>17116110
I like both. I like the idea of just the dogs, and also one of a Dog-Imperium.

>>17116112
Hey bro. You asked me a question, I answered. /tg/ has pretty much ruined me for bears, same as Dwarves.

>>17116110
Yeah, you have a point.
They could even have a human inquisitor to talk to people, call it a new brand of radicalism or something.
But /tg/ isn't going to listen, once they get started they can't be stopped.

>>17116122
It's okay, tyranid bees was intended to be randumb though so I'm annoyed you had that response at my legitimate suggestion.

>>17116116
Hives are really towers upon towers of Dog houses stacked tight and close together.

>>17116087
Actually, why not no single thing?
Ethereals are Monkeys, that's a terrific idea Anon.
The rest of the Great Good are a mix of badgers, reptiles*, wolverines, and any appropriately sized land mammal that's not already claimed somewhere else.

*Broadside Battlesuit: Spitting Cobra.
Greater Gnarloc: Komodo Dragon.
Water Caste Diplomat: Emperor Lizard.
Earth Caste Worker: Armadillo.

Jokaero.

>>17116133
>Ethereals are monkeys
THOUSANDS OF YEARS AGO...

porkz

Bark!

No! You don't understand!

>>17116175
Did you draw that just there? That's great.

So different breeds of dog would represent the different types of regiments the IG has?

I just can't figure out how to represent SM's, huge mastiff-type hounds with alsatians as scouts?

>>17116187
If you understand, you take 1d100 Corruption points.

>>17116194
There's no point classifying them, it just restricts what people might want to use. SM can just be roided up superdogs, same as they are humans.

>>17116194

Also, abdogs. Pugs as ratlings and bulldogs as ogryn.

>>17116194
Wolves.
Or maybe chapter by chapter basis.
Ultramarines are obviously dalmatians in that case.

rolled 65 = 65

>>17116199

>>17116175
This is so great!
Do the Sherperds of Krieg next!

>>17116175
One of the porkz stormboarz.

aaaah tyranids!

>>17116312

This guy has the right idea

>>17116312

>>17116312
The guard are no match!

Seriously though that shit is adorable.

Seriously, just play Rifts, Gamma World, Mutant:Undergångens Arvtagare or After the Bomb.

>>17116355
I think this is more about the concept that the particular system, butthurtfag. Look at dem pictures.

ARMAGEDDON STEEL PINSCHERS

>>17116312
And the normal sized units are giant ones.

>>17116312
If you're doing this here and now, I love you

So do the Rough riders still use horses, or is it smaller dogs riding bigger dogs?

>>17116394
Which one is more awesome, anon?

>>17116396

>Which one is more adorable, anon?

ftfy

>>17116396
They could ride ostriches.

Look out, Necrons and it's horrible Gauss playtoys!

I would be a rogue trader who rose from nothing to run a massive commercial empire.

I would be...
the slumdog millionaire.

>>17116420
I'm not threatened, all they can do is flip backwards.

BONES FOR THE BONE THRONE

>>17116452
Oh no you didn't.

>>17116462
PUGS FOR THE PUG GOD

>>17116511
SOCKS FOR THE SOCK THRONE?

sorry this is going to be the last one because I have montezuma's revenge

>>17116562
NO! YOU CAN'T GO NOW! WHAT ABOUT THE SISTERS, OR THE TAU?!

>>17116562
Those were all awesome and you should feel awesome.

>>17116562
>Khorne gives you rabies
It seems so obvious now!

>>17116562

Thanks for all the ones you did so far, anon.

>>17116562
No need to be sorry.
Your contribution is valued highly.
I wonder if it wasn't able to draw from the shitter, though.

What, the would the emperor be then?

>>17116562
Thanks for all the ones you did.

>>17116618
A Golden Retriever.
Fits on too many levels.

>>17116618
Who loves Humanity more then His Gloriousness, The Golden Retriever?

>>17116637
...pretty much this, yeah.
>>17116642
>humanity

>>17116646
I haz teh brains demege, disregard plz.

Dobermanity, then.

>>17116682
I think it would just have to be dogkind. Also in this universe the Old Ones should totally be humans.

>>17115539
It's been done before.

Sorta.

>>17116069
Dark Eldar: Hyenas

>>17116715
If Eldar are cats then Dark Eldar needs must be cats too.

>>17116715
Only one kind of hyena has a pseudopenis and they live in pretty friendly clan communities.

>>17116730
Both are feliformia.

>>17116766
It's true, hyenas are closer to cats than to dogs.

This would make eldar entirely creepier than normal, if they're cats and Deldar are horrifying gross hyenas.

Would they be housecats, or also big cats? Savannah cats, bobcats, etc?
Big cat or small cat, they are all haughty fucks.

>>17116811
We're not picking one type of dog, we shouldn't pick one type of cat.

>>17116562
>>17116312
>>17116175
>>17116050
These are great.

This is awesome. This idea is awesome. OP is awesome. You are all awesome. This whole fucking thread is awesome.

Keep being awesome /tg/.

Blessings of the doG-Emperor on this entire thread.

What about the great heroes of Dogkind then, like Ciaphas Canine and Eisenhund?

And fiends like Konrad Cur...

>>17116966
I am unfamiliar with the 40k verse, but request more dog-naming puns!

Dogbot Guilliman, for instance.

>>17116966
>Eisenhund
My nigga

The Emprah

This is awesome!
Salamanders could be all dark-fur cool motherfuckers.
The Ultramarines would all have pedigrees and be high and mighty.
Oh, and we wouldn't even have to change the Space wolves!

>>17117378
Space Wolves would have a genetic aberration that turned them humanoid.

>>17117383
Don't you mean
>Space Men

>>17117383
>dog-people space marines

nice try, furfag

>>17117573
This isn't furry. If you think this is furry you need to step away from 4chan for a while.

>>17117605
>humanoid dogs
>not furry
choose one

>>17117383
would be funnier and less furry if the space men chapter had human molars instead of an average canine fang

and like, they had less hair than usual

>>17117724
Chihuahua's getting their wisdom teeth getting pulled?

>>17117724
Like shaved poodles?

>>17117712
>>17117573
Don't be a tool.
They are indeed the Space Men, beloved of the Golden Emperor, Long May He Wag.
Mostly.
They're actually goggle-eyed, hunched-over, hairless abominations. Their long, snouted skulls, broad powerful chests, and floppy triangular ears bely their noble Canine heritage, yet they move about on two feet instead of four and excepting their sharp frontal canine teeth they have a jaw lined with flat grinding molars. They also have long, multi-jointed paws ill-suited to sprinting and digging.

They are also exceptionally stupid and will spend their time gorging themselves on meat, drinking until they vomit, and awkwardly licking their genitals until directed at combat.

The Golden Emperor, Blessed Be His Chewtoy, loves them as he loves all his subjects, and sees that they're used well in the defense of His Noble Backyard.

The Space Men are savage and easily confused, yet faithful to the last in the execution of their duties.

>>17117946
That's just creepy son. This shit's meant to be cute.

>>17117962
seconded

although that does sound like a good idea for the orgryn

>>17117962
>>17117978
Ah.
I was aiming for the opposite of a Furry.
Not like "walks on hind legs, healthy beautiful coat, eyes that sparkle with mischievious intelligence" sort of best-of-both-worlds stuff, but instead "like a Deathclaw, but slower, weaker, and smaller. And dumber."

>>17116050
if you drew this i demand a picture of a red setter cadian

Why not just run Dawg?

>>17118249
>Implying Dawg wasn't ruined by 4e

>>17118249
because it is stupid and heresy against the dog-emperor

someone, make a 1d4chan article

>>17118273
Bah, 2nd edition was the real Dawg days. Back then they would emulate all the other game systems with dawged determination.

>>17118345
>>17118345
>>17118345
>>17118345

this

bumpity

bump

This is some Grim-Bark shit.

Also, spacewolves, how will they work?

>>17119046
they will be known as the space humans

they're dogs, except with less hair and with human molars in place of their fangs

>>17119170
How horrifying.

>>17120211
I used to have a "Jesus Christ how heretical" image but I can't find it now.

So have this instead.

>>17115554

Dogmentation?

bampu

Pic related, Eldar cat with fluffy eighties hair all over

mad as hell and not gonna take it anymore

but still too scared to come down from the crafttree

>>17124674

I must have taken 40 pictures of my two cats this morning, indoor cats who are generally calm and lazy, but I couldn't get nearly the clarity or quality of this picture of a wild ass angry outdoor car. The camera comes out and they just KNOW, man. Rotten little bastards...