Momoji looks pretty beastly. I like it.

Also, mislabeling general.

This is 10, not 9.

>And now I have the image of Shingen, dressed as the Hokage, on a throne, overlooking a small room filled with scantily clad women. Inari is rubbing his shoulders, Momoji's sprawled across his lap, and he is laughing his ass off.

I know that as things stand right now, it's non-canon. I also know, that it is the best mental image thus far produced by the quest, and I would seriously consider giving somebody real life money for that picture.

>>17175541

"That's... really sad, actually. Just you and your family? No wonder you're so close."

>>17175631
>>17175541

"And don't feel too bad for me. I'm alive. Still got that going for me at the moment."

Naruto is a gateway anime of the worst kind. It's a bad series, a clusterfuck of story and characterization that isn't very well done by any aspect, but which attempts to compensate for its weaknesses by adding in excessive shipping faggotry and DARKNESS. The normal anon can see this as the shit it is, and may enjoy it, hate it or be indifferent to it, but all the while recognizing that the series itself, regardless of their opinion, is plain bad.

However, these very aspects that try to smear over the shit of its core make it a breeding ground for aspie, unsociable underageb& faggots who engage in every kind of faggotry both online and in the real world. The superpowered characters all trying their hardest to look cool, the jutsus, peculiar, colorful clothes, the whole ninja faggotry and everything about the Naruto world fuels their escapist fantasies, while the pity-party character backgrounds, emphasis on revenge, and overall preachiness of the series make it fit just right with the mary-sueish drives of your average preteen and his sense of unwarranted self-importance towards the world. Exactly the kind of shit that makes little kiddies and underageb& retards eat this shit right the fuck up.

Naruto is basically THE series to attract the most hated anime fanbase known to /a/, which is why, regardless of individual opinions, it is the responsibility of every anon to troll the fuck out of this show and everyone who likes it, and ensure that no Naruto threads ever encourage the newfriends to show their faces here.

>>17175646

Hey, it's the Copy-pasta guy!

Wondering when you'd show up. The new thread doesn't really feel real until you get here.'

Good to see you're alive and well.

>>17175645
Also add something about the world in general being a fucked-up place, since it is.
I'm sure our character can pull it off without sounding too melodramatic.

OP's heading to sleep. We will catch up when I awaken.

>>17175662
I do wonder what they're even trying to achieve.

>>17175712

Can you give a rough time estimate?

I have Arkham City downloaded to my PC, but I've been afraid to play it for fear of missing the quest.

>>17175755
Probably gonna pick back up at 3 PM Board time.

>>17175765

bout 7 hours then?

Awesome.

>>17175765

Just noticed this. doesn't your name mean "Bear sage"?

>>17175774
Correct it does.

Alright, and now I'm dipping out.

Quick bump.

Aw, we didn't mention our dad is a nice guy who lost his wife and gets drunk a lot - of course, he does awesome drunken style boxing, but that's beside the point.

Anyway, look really confused. "But...your brothers," Look around. "They're not blood relatives?" Just blink at the idea of not having a huge family. And stay close to her, feel oddly normal.

>>17177330

I don't think we should assume the brothers aren't blood.

Something like "What about the brothers you mentioned?"

I find it interesting that she's literally the opposite of our character in every way: Female, small loving family, etc.

I also find it interesting that we're trusting her with more info than our battle hardened comrades in arms.

Literally NOONE knows about Inari other than her.

I wonder if she appreciates the scope and scale of the info we're trusting her with.

Also, did we tell her in the last thread we intend to take over the world? Because I think we mentioned it in passing.

>>17177477
if we do mention it, try not to do an evil laugh

>>17177557

I think that's something of a running joke at this point.

Along with how we're secretly a vampire, and are terrible with women.

>>17177693

I think the vampire thing is more of a goal. How does one go about learning to rip the chakra from someone else to use for our own purposes?

>and are terrible with women

Except we ARE good with women, and we SHOULDN'T be.

I find myself wondering how tied to the story/themes/plots the OP is?

Like what if we left? Shingen just decided fuck it, and up and left without telling anybody. At this point we're skilled enough that we'd never be found if we didn't want to be, and our skill as healer could get us a place to live with no questions asked pretty much anywhere.

>>17177729
Well, we're really kinda not. We have just two female interactions, one of them was 'our arm gets carved on and she becomes a freaky Joker-girl and the other we keep messing up with - I think this is our first actual point.

>>17177729
>>17177729
> How does one go about learning to rip the chakra from someone else to use for our own purposes?

Good question, although someone with a perception KG probably has a sizable advantage.

http://naruto.wikia.com/wiki/Chakra_Absorption_Technique

wouldn't it be roughly the opposite of the gentle fist style? just sucking chakra instead of injecting it

>>17178544
Not *quite*.

Gentle Fist is a form of acupuncture using tiny slivers of chakra to disturb the opponent's circulation system.

The leap shouldn't be too big though if we find out how to apply "suction".

>>17177729
Funny you mention that. I do have a plan for us dropping off the grid.

>>17177729
>>17178644
But someone will always find us. You know very well who that someone will be.

>>17178644
You mean a plan if we do? or its probably gonna happen?

>>17178671
IF we do. I would never try to railroad you.

>>17177330
>>17177477

She nods, "Yes, my brothers are adoptive. They're in the cave up there. I'm the only one directly related to Daddy." She says and smiles, "But I love them like they were my blood, so what does it matter at the end of the day?"

>>17178702
huh. Must be nice having a small family. everyone actually knows each other.

>>17178702
"I," Pause, smile. "I suppose nothing, when you come to it. A clan, my blood, was such a big part of me, looking at it like that makes it sound...simple."

>>17178734
>>17178854

"That's what I am, silly." She says with a laugh, "Daddy taught me there's no need to be complicated or deceitful or manipulative. Honesty with my two fists and my heart is all this world needs." She says proudly as she stretches her back and sighs happily, "You're fun to talk to, haven't had a chance to do that in a while. So what are your plans?"

>>17178878
a smirk to show that we're joking

"world domination"

wit just long enough for her to think we might be serious before laughing and saying "Actually, i don't have a clue. just been going with the flow, keeping an eye on my back and just living."

>>17178893

She raises her brow and nods, "Uh huh. I see. Well, don't you have an ultimate goal? Something that drives you? I know I do." She says and smiles, "One day I'm going to be strong enough to beat Daddy, and when I am, then I'll take control of the Clan and rebuild us from the bottom up!"

>>17178902
honestly, I don't really have one. Control of the clan is too much responsibility, money I haven't really ever needed. I suppose I have a habit of helping people without thinking, but other than living well, I got nothing.

>>17178902
"Controlling my clan sounds like a good idea." As that's what we've always had in mind - own the clan, make the 8th house the strongest. "But nothing bigger?" Give her our winning smile

>>17178878
Also? Two fists of Honesty? Rediclously Strong? My god, it's female Shimaru! What is she doing with the ancestors of the Bear Sage?

I suppose gaining control of the clan would be nice. Provided I can keep from painting a big old target on my back.

Fap furiously to pictures of our rival in a headband.

ITT: Narutards wasting a thread on tg/'s front page.

is OP still there?

>>17178878
>>17178902

"In the end, I suppose I want to make the world a better place. That's all any of us can ask for, isn't it?"

Midnight Bump

"An admirable goal. Perhaps you and I could work together to achieve our goals? And I've heard it is lonely at the top, so you will need company." Give a the classic Shingen smile to show that we're earnest.

>>17185071

>Give a the classic Shingen smile to show that we're earnest.

We HAVE one of those?

>>17187556

News to me.

>>17187653
Can we smile? I thought we lost that ability.

>>17182687
I like this one better.
Not as blatantly stringing Momoji along.

>>17187556
>>17187653
>>17188387
It's like Shimaru saying "Springtime of yoouuuuth" in the most monotone voice possible while following behind Gai. You have to at least humor the guy.

>>17188687
So Shimaru can't show emotion and Shingen can't emote - or at least, he can't smile.

One of these days we need someone who just smiles and laughs while he kills folk

>>17190956
That'd involve being a sociopath. And Shimaru and Shingen have plenty of emotion. They're just too busy being an operating operator and a conniving Hyuuga, respectively, to really show it often.